#back-room
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You fail at work, but your boss pays you
53 out of pity.
/work
You went to work and gained
63
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
561
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
51
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
152, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You were fined
681 for slacking in school!
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
92.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
292
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
74, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
234
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
465.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
51.
/work
You sell bananas for
59
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
397 because they don't get paid enough
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
605.
/work
You were farming and earned
56
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
51 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
58.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
553
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
276.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
77
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
80
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
244
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
82
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
384
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
349.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
93.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
382
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
78
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
95 ๐
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
366 from the client
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
354!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
100
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
538
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
140 trying to twerk.
/rob @jaunty totem
You attempted to rob jargon5639, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Fuck
You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
fuck that too
No fuck you
no fuck you
lol
/work
You work as an egg and earn
76
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
53, as it was originally their job
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
92 for it!
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
80
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
73
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
94.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
94
neat
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
50. Good job!
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
90
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
65 for your insight into the future.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
53
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
83!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
359 on the way back to your ship.
/ work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
75
/ work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
97
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
69
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
56
what
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
78
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
278 in hospital fees.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
88 for tasting different types of tea.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
395
Damn
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
93!
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
100
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
63!
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
63
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
70.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
88 though.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 58 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 24 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
79
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
91
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
433 in hospital expenses...
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
259.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
62
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
63.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
113 from you.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
54
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
61 for a good job.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
117 after.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
93
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
99 for your participation.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
99 of stolen merchandise
/bal
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
56 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
97
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
55
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
51
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
61 for your lack of effort.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
73 a day
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
392
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
137
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
85
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
67
/crime
You robbed a church and made
635.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
60.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
75.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
80
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
84.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
83
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
360
You robbed
205 from perturbabe.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
281.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
71
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
133!
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
74.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
0
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
72
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
87 for watching.
/crime
You steal
669 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
153 from the men.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
71 near one of the potatoes
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
86.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
59.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
295... yikes
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
268 worth of assets.
/bal
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 18 seconds.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
249
@ripe badger
Who do you think you are
When me and my gang pull up
You are DONE
Come on then Iโve got a biscuit on my side
๐
You want me to pull in my gang?
Go on
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
77 for it!
Monk
๐ getting deleted
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
247 inside it
Less gooo
Brother ๐
Tf @plush tendon
@bleak willow Moment
You are next
๐
@ripe badger keep yourself safe
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
Dang it
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 38 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
58
/rob @plush tendon
You robbed
49 from the_jackson.
You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined
366.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
93.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
325
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
68 for your participation.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 43 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 40 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob dominoes2tominoes
You attempted to rob dominoes2tominoes, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
88 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
57 from selling drinks
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
91
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
329 from the client
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
77.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
377 in it.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
87 worth of scrap.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.
You worked at the office overtime for
55
/work
You are paid
67 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
77
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
76
/work
Just take the
77 and go...
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
76 off your performance.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
54
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
223.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
54.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
688 in the process
/rob @arctic mist
You attempted to rob psycho_angel, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
77 for watching.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
99
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
62!
/akinator
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
60 for all your items.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
77.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
96 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
70
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
92
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
60.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
67.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
91 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
311.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
66
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
519.
/rob @summer spoke
You robbed
198 from zite.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
/work
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 3 seconds.
You work as a child birth educator and earn
92
/rob @dreamy trellis
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 35 minutes.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
286
Nooo
Worth it
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
60!
Rare penny from ancient civilisation only $60 ?!?
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
73.
The birdhouses made more than that penny
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
81.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
55
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
63.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
79.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
53.
/work
You work as the president and earn
82
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
66 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
66 on the ground.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
78
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
278
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
0
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
76 for doing his job.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
56 though.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
76 kiddo
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
98 for your bravery and heroism.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
216 for surgery.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
63
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
61
/work
You worked and gained
56
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
62
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
174
/work
You are paid
77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
309
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
66
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
440
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
319!
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
53
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
68!
You rob another server for
436
/work
You walk dogs for
76.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
87 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
52.
/work
You worked and gained
66
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
80
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
359 on getting high.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
92.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
355!
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
79.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
54
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
100 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
481
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
56
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
77
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
68
Anyone help plzz
I find Arabian horse but it doesn't tame it takes me down?
Plz help??
How I can tame
Can good stamina needed I am new tell me I am continuously tapping on square button but it doesn't work
@everyone
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
78
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
58.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
62, as it was originally their job
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
54 for watching.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
78
/crime
You hack into a dating app and blackmail users for
474
/work
You gave yourself
50 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
88
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
441
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
73
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
71 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
71
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
85 in profits
/crime
You dabbed.
343 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
70 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
87
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
365.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
59.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
98
/work
You work all day at the factory
63
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
58
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
71.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
75, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
61.
/crime
You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined
299.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
351 for a new one.

/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
54.
/Slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
275
Ok making money
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
92!
/work
You are paid
88 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
88
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You steal
342 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You are paid
97 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
89
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
74
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
77.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
92
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
80!
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
90.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
102.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
68.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
77
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
62.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
95 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
88
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
61.
/crime
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
696
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
216.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
65
@twilit niche where's our #1 worker?
I got robbed and now im salty

The audacity of that person
Honestly understandable
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
83
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
94
Youโve inspired me to get back on it
Thanks for the support!
Of course!
It felt wrong without you here
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
97
/work
You were farming and earned
62
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
445
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
50 worth of scrap.
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
362
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
280 : D
๐ค
/work
You milk a cow for
98
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
369.
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
358
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
83
/crime
You did a crime and got
561 from it :/
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
60
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
105.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.
fuck u!!
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
74
/level
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
267 fine!
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
637
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
67
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
61.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
396
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
137
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
56
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
100
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
74
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
357
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
You work as a zoologist and earn
86
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
87. The students loved you!
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
691.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
358 to stop because that's weird.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
67
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
89.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
53 from selling drinks
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
283.
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
210
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
81.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
97
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
80
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
50
You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined
665.
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
77.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
341 to restore your save file.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
375 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
88 for it.
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
543
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
348.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
52
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
280 on your way out of the locker room.
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
99
/work
You got out of bed. Have
62
/work
You found
76 on the floor.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
66 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
359 in total.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
90.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
74 from selling drinks
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
282
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
53
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
232
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
314
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
78.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
315!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
57
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
50
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
344 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
65
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
684.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
61
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
52
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
384
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
321.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
92 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
83
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
327
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for
497
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
80
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
93
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
505.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
303.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
61
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
88.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
330.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
483
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 59 seconds.
Nooo
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
56. Good job.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
240
No way that works
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
94
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
257
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
68!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
207, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
73!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
79 .
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
66.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
59
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
75 because we pity you.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
82
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
90
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
63.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
80.
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
99 as a reward.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
98 from donations
/slut
You earn
389 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
298 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
64!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
51
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
341
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
57
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
547!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
201
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
301
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
52.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
118
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
74
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
596 worth of assets.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
91
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
253!
HUH?!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
95
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
287 to clean the stains.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
196
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
77
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
231.
You dig around in your yard and gain
68
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
140!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
83! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
232
/work
You work as the president and earn
99
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
138!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
56
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
91
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
541
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
163
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
92. Good job.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
67.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
77 for surgery.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @violet hare
You attempted to rob urbangandalf, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @odd swift
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
85 off your performance.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
295.
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
486.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
53
/work
You were farming and earned
76
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
59
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
387
/Rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob sanfor._, and have been fined
262.
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
50!
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
100 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
272
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
69 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
