You bake cupcakes and receive
95
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You bake cupcakes and receive
95
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
100 for your contributions !
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
646.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
212 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
59 under your pillow when you woke up
You repair the lights and receive
94
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
97
/slut
You get paid
281 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
64
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
457 from you!
/rob @summer spoke
You attempted to rob zite, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
207 from you as compensation.
/work
You went to work and gained
53
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
93
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
548 from unsuspecting investors.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
380
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
64
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
69
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
84
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
279 fine!
You did a crime and got
354 from it :/
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
63
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
81 as a reward.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
292
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
81
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
357
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
416
Criminal!!!
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
53.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
83.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
108.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
82.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
94 .
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
343.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
187
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
87
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
661!
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
207 on medical bills.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
90

/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
85.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
98
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
56
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
60.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
64, albeit reluctantly.
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
264
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
88
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
186 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
92!
/work
You receive a check of
76 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
69!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
51.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
58
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
87!
You raided the enemy tribe and got
699
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
82.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
88 to help fund the project!
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
568
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
215
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
54
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
61 for your struggles.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
68
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
70 stashed inside one of them.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
60 for watching.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
84 from your peers.
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
536
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
351 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
86
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 57 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
88
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
93 on the way back home!
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
378 in it.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 42 seconds.
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 31 seconds.
a
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
91 on the ground.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
93
Taxes collected! You have gained
72
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
217.
/work
You worked and gained
97
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
518
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
74
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
562 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
91.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
50.
/work
You are paid
64 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
93 for your lack of effort.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 8 seconds.
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
421.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
81.
/work
You work as the president and earn
55
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
84 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
72
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
527
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
86 for watching.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
408, which probably means that the "business" went well.
hell yeah
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
54
Best job ever
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
89 out of pity.
My jobs better
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
93
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
72
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
272
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
580
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob <jobracer>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
64
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
97
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob <yoleyoy>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <yoleloy>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <!>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @cold frost
You were caught attempting to rob npc_bonbado, and have been fined
97.
/rob @summer spoke
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
81
/crime
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for
593
/work
You are paid
59 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
68 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
93
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
321.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
223
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/rob <@&887127496854757496>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @main moss
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 8 seconds.
/rob @worthy quarry
You've been fined
200 for trying to rob a poor person.
💀
Lmao tf
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
65
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
65 for all your items.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
67 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You cannot work for 42 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
76.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
59!
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
697
/rob @torn gulch
You were caught attempting to rob torppo81, and have been fined
431.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
245.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
92.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 2 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 29 minutes.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
96
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 19 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 41 seconds.
Rob me again and ima call Lenny
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
93 was earned.
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
605.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
230 for public indecency.
/ work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
54
You work as a street performer and earn
54
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 26 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 24 seconds.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
200.
/balance
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
66.
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
602
You work as crisis actor and earn
92.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
582
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
67
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
62
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
52.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
454 in the process
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
349.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
288 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
53.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
439
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
62.
/work
You are paid
65 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
89.
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
269 for the night.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
542
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
620 from you!
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
52 anyway.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
75
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
96 for your efforts!
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
62!
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
62
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
266
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
71
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
63
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
157
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
92
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
402 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
78!
/rob @main moss
You attempted to rob omegaryan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @obsidian wadi
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
317 for your hard work.
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
443
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
50!
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
75
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
266 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
456.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
58.
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
435 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
336!
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
56.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
95
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
265.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
97.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
56.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
51.
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
698
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
224
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
64 though.
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
489
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
87
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
57.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
612 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
310
what the fuck
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
66
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
81 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
384.
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
56
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
77
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
474
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
248.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
76!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
63
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
227.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
73.
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
670.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
154 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
69
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
67.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
53 for your work.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
184
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
412
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
83
/rob @sudden timber
You were caught attempting to rob braxiq, and have been fined
416.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
83!
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
592
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
278!
/rob @light mango
You've been fined
696 for trying to rob a poor person.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
365
/work
You work as an egg and earn
57
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
395 at you.
/rob @errant lance
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 33 seconds.
/rob @obsidian wadi
You attempted to rob thelucasxd, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a professional worker and earn
87.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
184 to have them cleaned
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
103.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
63. Good job!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
69
/crime
You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for
416
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
259, and you go ahead with it.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
63 off your new game.
/crime
You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for
689
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
384.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
82
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
363 to fuck the girls inside.
😥
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
241.
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
0!
wth
You sold drugs for
580
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
73
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
81
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
605
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
353
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You milk a cow for
92
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
474
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
230 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
0
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
56! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You take it up the ass for
382
/work
You work as an egg and earn
94
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
68
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
308.
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
330.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
53.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
633
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
83!
Maybe I should stick to honest work
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
67
You worked and gained
71
/work
You got featured and won
87
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
67
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for
451
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
153 to restock.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
86
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
345.
/work
You work as the president and earn
78
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
384!
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
73 for your participation.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
101 in total.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
200.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
73
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
73.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
290
/rob @worthy quarry
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
117.
/rob @quasi field
You've been fined
521 for trying to rob a poor person.
ouch
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
55
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
140
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
436
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
58
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
362.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.
Don’t tell me what i can and can’t do
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
98
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
375 to fix your leg
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
99.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
99 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
296!
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
207
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
0 to dodge death.
You clean off the tables and get paid
73
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.
Ok
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
596
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
100 for your time and effort.
You earned
363 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
99
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
570 in damages.
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
57.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
97 I think...
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
99 off your new game.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
57
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
243
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
300!
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob korv0069, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
73 in your direction.
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
681 fine.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
323.
💀
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
54
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
179
Goddamsnakes!!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
91.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
275
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
93 for doing it
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
97 for helping them out.
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
450.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
58 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
62 for your struggles.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
77.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
339
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
69
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
69!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
89 for your hard work
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
200.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/taxfraud
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
65 for streaming it online.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
375!
/with 100
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
95.
/crime
You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined
95.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
0, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
75.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
310
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
385.
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
0
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
81
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
80
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
189!
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
480
💀💀
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
54.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
343
Fuck
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
63 for helping them out.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
54
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
88. Good job!
it ain’t much but it’s honest work
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
60
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
80
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
191 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
525 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
98
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
85!
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
99.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
621.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
80
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
100 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
94
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
54
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
64.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
91
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
97 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
85
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
634

/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
324
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
55
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
521
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
74
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
66.
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
147
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
370
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
51 😃
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
617 when you wake up.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You found
96 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
94.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
84 for a good job.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
92!
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
53.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
83 .
/slut
An adult video site pays you
165 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You sell bananas for
85
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
593 when you fell over.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
97 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
76
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
98 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
John marston hunt ghosts?!?!
Why yes I do hunt ghosts
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
64
You worked overtime for
100
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
56. Congrats!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
97
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
77
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
55
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
74 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
83.
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
408
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
56
/work
You are paid
70 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You battled and gained
74.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
51.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
85
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
62 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
55 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
54
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
87
/work