#back-room

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silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash95

loud crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash100 for your contributions !

loud crow
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You lied on your tax return and have been fined Cash646.

loud crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash212 in a baggie next to you.

pseudo bronze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You slept in a bed and found Cash59 under your pillow when you woke up

silent galeBOT
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sanfor._

You repair the lights and receive Cash94

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sanfor._

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

lethal breach
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jello_2029

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash97

lethal breach
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jello_2029

You get paid Cash281 for crossdressing

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash64

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash457 from you!

ripe badger
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/rob @summer spoke

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

xmark You attempted to rob zite, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash207 from you as compensation.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You went to work and gained Cash53

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash93

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing Cash548 from unsuspecting investors.

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash380

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash64

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash69

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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daassassin1607

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash84

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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daassassin1607

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash279 fine!

ripe badger
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damn it

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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daassassin1607

You did a crime and got Cash354 from it :/

ripe badger
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noice

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/work

silent galeBOT
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daassassin1607

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash55

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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daassassin1607

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 2 seconds.

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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daassassin1607

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 5 seconds.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash63

loud crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash81 as a reward.

loud crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash292

pseudo bronze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash81

pseudo bronze
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash357

loud crow
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for Cash416

pseudo bronze
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Criminal!!!

loud crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash53.

loud crow
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 51 seconds.

loud crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 26 seconds.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash83.

summer spoke
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash108.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash82.

loud crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash94 .

loud crow
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined Cash343.

loud crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash187

loud crow
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Fuck

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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash87

summer spoke
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Ah yes

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Dog surfing

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for Cash661!

summer spoke
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash207 on medical bills.

loud crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 seconds.

loud crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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the_real_joe_

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash90

loud crow
summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash85.

misty sphinx
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/work

silent galeBOT
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blackstone_12429

You serve the customers and receive Cash98

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash56

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 seconds.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash60.

lone vapor
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/work

silent galeBOT
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armaanrich

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash64, albeit reluctantly.

lone vapor
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/dep all

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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armaanrich

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to Cash264

chilly oracle
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/work

silent galeBOT
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mathematical_experience_requiem

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash88

chilly oracle
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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mathematical_experience_requiem

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash186 to stop because that's weird.

pseudo bronze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash92!

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You receive a check of Cash76 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash69!

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash51.

pseudo bronze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work in Greggs and earn Cash58

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash87!

summer spoke
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Absolutely not

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You raided the enemy tribe and got Cash699

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash82.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash88 to help fund the project!

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash568

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash215

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash54

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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m_ayann

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 43 seconds.

proud hill
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/work

silent galeBOT
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trollet08

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash61 for your struggles.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash68

onyx monolith
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/work

silent galeBOT
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.tomatoface

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash70 stashed inside one of them.

onyx monolith
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work

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/work

silent galeBOT
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.tomatoface

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

burnt remnant
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/work

silent galeBOT
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bozomann

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash60 for watching.

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bozomann

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

olive flame
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_lovelycake_

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash84 from your peers.

olive flame
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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_lovelycake_

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for Cash536

olive flame
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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_lovelycake_

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash351 and maybe chlamydia.

olive flame
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_lovelycake_

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash86

olive flame
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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_lovelycake_

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 57 seconds.

olive flame
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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_lovelycake_

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 56 seconds.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash88

main moss
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/help

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hmm

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oh right level requirement

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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash93 on the way back home!

main moss
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or not

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found Cash378 in it.

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 42 seconds.

main moss
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/collect-income

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

xmark You have no role income to collect!

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash69

main moss
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 31 seconds.

main moss
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a

gilded viper
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash91 on the ground.

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash93

main moss
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you, sir, are a fish necklace

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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

Taxes collected! You have gained Cash72

olive crag
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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digimum

You were caught speeding and have been fined Cash217.

olive crag
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/work

silent galeBOT
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digimum

You worked and gained Cash97

olive crag
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/work

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/work

silent galeBOT
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digimum

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

olive crag
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/steal

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/pickpocket

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/bal

main moss
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You're hired as a hitman for Cash518

main moss
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hell yeah

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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash74

main moss
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of Cash562 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

main moss
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a

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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash91.

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash50.

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You are paid Cash64 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

cold frost
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/work

silent galeBOT
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npc_bonbado

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash93 for your lack of effort.

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash69

main moss
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 8 seconds.

main moss
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seriously?

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for Cash421.

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash81.

pseudo bronze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as the president and earn Cash55

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash84 for your bravery and heroism.

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash72

main moss
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for Cash527

main moss
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/work

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash86 for watching.

main moss
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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omegaryan

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash408, which probably means that the "business" went well.

main moss
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hell yeah

summer spoke
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/work

silent galeBOT
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_zite_

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash54

summer spoke
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Best job ever

pseudo bronze
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/work

silent galeBOT
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¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash89 out of pity.

pseudo bronze
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My jobs better

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work in Greggs and earn Cash93

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash72

worthy quarry
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash272

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash580

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 49 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/rob <jobracer>

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash64

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 54 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 39 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/bal

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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash97

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 2 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 8 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/rob <yoleyoy>

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

worthy quarry
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/rob <yoleloy>

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

worthy quarry
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/rob <!>

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

worthy quarry
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/rob @cold frost

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark You were caught attempting to rob npc_bonbado, and have been fined Cash97.

worthy quarry
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/rob @summer spoke

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 59 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 1 second.

torn gulch
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/work

silent galeBOT
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torppo81

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash81

torn gulch
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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torppo81

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for Cash593

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You are paid Cash59 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 47 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash68 worth of scrap.

worthy quarry
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/bal

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/bal

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash93

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is Cash321.

worthy quarry
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash223

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/rob <@&887127496854757496>

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

worthy quarry
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/rob @main moss

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 8 seconds.

zinc hare
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/rob @worthy quarry

silent galeBOT
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KXYNG_Z3US#9101

xmark You've been fined Cash200 for trying to rob a poor person.

worthy quarry
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💀

ripe badger
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Lmao tf

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash65

zinc hare
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/work

silent galeBOT
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KXYNG_Z3US#9101

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash65 for all your items.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash67 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 42 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 55 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash76.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash83

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash59!

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for Cash697

worthy quarry
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/rob @torn gulch

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

xmark You were caught attempting to rob torppo81, and have been fined Cash431.

worthy quarry
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash245.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash92.

worthy quarry
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 2 seconds.

worthy quarry
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/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 29 minutes.

worthy quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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jessica1819

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash96

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 19 seconds.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 32 seconds.

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 41 seconds.

ripe badger
worthy quarry
#

he's dead tho

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash58

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash93 was earned.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash605.

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash230 for public indecency.

worthy quarry
#

/ work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 22 seconds.

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You work as a street performer and earn Cash54

jessica1819

You work as a street performer and earn Cash54

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 26 seconds.

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 24 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
varex120

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash200.

ripe badger
#

/balance

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash66.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You rob a liquor store for Cash602

main moss
#

can you rob someone if their money is in the bank

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash92.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined Cash582

main moss
#

a

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash67

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash62

shy finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sxnd3r

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash52.

shy finch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
sxnd3r

You hack into the mainframe, getting Cash454 in the process

shy finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
sxnd3r

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

shy finch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
sxnd3r

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash349.

tacit pagoda
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
egg35w344

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash288 for violating the stay-at-home order.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
egg35w344

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash53.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined Cash439

main moss
#

FUCK

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash62.

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You are paid Cash65 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

fringe folio
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bleu_berry

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash89.

fringe folio
#

/work

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
bleu_berry

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash269 for the night.

fringe folio
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bleu_berry

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash542

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole Cash620 from you!

main moss
#

my luck fucking sucks

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash52 anyway.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash75

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash96 for your efforts!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
korv0069

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash62!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
korv0069

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash62

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
korv0069

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash266

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash71

obsidian wadi
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash63

obsidian wadi
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash157

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash92

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

The cops start chasing you, and Cash402 falls out of your pocket!

main moss
#

what.

#

feels like my luck has turned. and it ain’t turning back

zinc hare
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
KXYNG_Z3US#9101

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash78!

zinc hare
#

/rob @main moss

silent galeBOT
#
KXYNG_Z3US#9101

xmark You attempted to rob omegaryan, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

zinc hare
#

/rob @obsidian wadi

silent galeBOT
#
KXYNG_Z3US#9101

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

zinc hare
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
KXYNG_Z3US#9101

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash317 for your hard work.

zinc hare
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
KXYNG_Z3US#9101

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of Cash443

zinc hare
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
KXYNG_Z3US#9101

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash50!

burnt remnant
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bozomann

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash75

burnt remnant
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
bozomann

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash266 to fuck the girls inside.

burnt remnant
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bozomann

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash456.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash58.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash435 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash336!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional bed tester and earn Cash56.

hexed epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
megastickman

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash95

hexed epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
megastickman

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash265.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash97.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash56.

sick hemlock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash51.

sick hemlock
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash698

sick hemlock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash224

sick hemlock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash64 though.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn Cash489

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash87

sick hemlock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash57.

sick hemlock
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, Cash612 arrives in the mail the next day.

sick hemlock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you Cash310

sick hemlock
#

what the fuck

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash66

light mango
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash81 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

light mango
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You work at the strip club and earn Cash384.

light mango
#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

xmark You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash56

sick hemlock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash77

sick hemlock
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You steal an apple from the market for Cash474

sick hemlock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash248.

sick hemlock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash76!

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash63

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You work at the strip club and earn Cash227.

sick hemlock
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash73.

sick hemlock
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash670.

sick hemlock
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mosquito_burger

You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay Cash154 for violating the stay-at-home order.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash69

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash67.

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash53 for your work.

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash184

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash412

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash83

worthy quarry
#

/rob @sudden timber

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

xmark You were caught attempting to rob braxiq, and have been fined Cash416.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash83!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for Cash592

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash278!

ripe badger
#

/rob @light mango

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

xmark You've been fined Cash696 for trying to rob a poor person.

ripe badger
#

fuck

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 20 seconds.

obsidian wadi
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

xmark You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

obsidian wadi
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

You held the planet ransom with nukes for Cash365

obsidian wadi
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

You work as an egg and earn Cash57

obsidian wadi
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash395 at you.

obsidian wadi
#

/rob @errant lance

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

obsidian wadi
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 32 seconds.

obsidian wadi
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 34 seconds.

obsidian wadi
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
thelucasxd

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 33 seconds.

errant lance
#

/rob @obsidian wadi

silent galeBOT
#
smeekies

xmark You attempted to rob thelucasxd, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

obsidian wadi
#

Stoopid

#

I’ll see myself out

placid eagle
#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
surr3alist

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash87.

placid eagle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
surr3alist

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash184 to have them cleaned

placid eagle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
surr3alist

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash103.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash63. Good job!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 39 seconds.

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash69

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for Cash416

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash259, and you go ahead with it.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash63 off your new game.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for Cash689

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash384.

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash82

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash363 to fuck the girls inside.

twilit niche
#

😥

random prism
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kirtonapprox

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash241.

random prism
#

💀

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kirtonapprox

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash0!

random prism
#

wth

twilit niche
#

Lol

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You sold drugs for Cash580

random prism
#

My luck is so dead rn

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kirtonapprox

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash73

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash81

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash605

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash353

worthy quarry
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

xmark You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

coral wraith
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rytnix09

You milk a cow for Cash92

coral wraith
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rytnix09

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined Cash474

coral wraith
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
rytnix09

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash230 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined Cash0

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash56! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You take it up the ass for Cash382

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
m_ayann

You work as an egg and earn Cash94

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash68

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash308.

twilit niche
#

💀

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for Cash330.

misty sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
blackstone_12429

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash53.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash633

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash83!

main moss
#

Maybe I should stick to honest work

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash67

quick onyx
#

Fkkkk

#

Fllkkl

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
unger4590

You worked and gained Cash71

quick onyx
#

Dam

#

That should buy me a pizza

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You got featured and won Cash87

ripe merlin
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
BellaBigBalls<$#0116

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash67

ripe merlin
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
BellaBigBalls<$#0116

You sneak into a zoo and shave a lion, selling the fur for Cash451

ripe merlin
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
BellaBigBalls<$#0116

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash153 to restock.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash86

torn gulch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
torppo81

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined Cash345.

torn gulch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
torppo81

You work as the president and earn Cash78

torn gulch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
torppo81

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash384!

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash73 for your participation.

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash101 in total.

quasi field
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash200.

quasi field
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

You work as a street performer and earn Cash73

quasi field
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

You were caught skipping school and have been fined Cash73.

quasi field
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

quasi field
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.

quasi field
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 44 seconds.

stark depot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dec14n.

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you Cash290

quasi field
#

/rob @worthy quarry

silent galeBOT
#
nywed

xmark You've been fined Cash0 for trying to rob a poor person.

stark depot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dec14n.

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash117.

stark depot
#

/rob @quasi field

silent galeBOT
#
dec14n.

xmark You've been fined Cash521 for trying to rob a poor person.

quasi field
#

ouch

olive flame
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash55

olive flame
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash140

olive flame
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash436

olive flame
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 46 seconds.

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You work in Greggs and earn Cash58

twilit niche
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined Cash362.

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.

twilit niche
#

Don’t tell me what i can and can’t do

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash98

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash375 to fix your leg

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash99.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose Cash99 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash296!

night bramble
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
whambot

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash207

night bramble
#

Fuck

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
whambot

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash0 to dodge death.

night bramble
#

Fuck

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
whambot

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash73

night bramble
#

Yes

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
whambot

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

night bramble
#

FUCK

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
whambot

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 29 seconds.

night bramble
#

FUCK

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
whambot

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.

night bramble
#

Ok

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
korv0069

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash596

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
korv0069

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash100 for your time and effort.

ripe badger
#

/dep all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
korv0069

You earned Cash363 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash99

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them Cash570 in damages.

main moss
#

a

#

okay then

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash57.

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash97 I think...

main moss
#

all that glitters is gold

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash99 off your new game.

light mango
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash57

light mango
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash243

light mango
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined Cash300!

light mango
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

xmark You attempted to rob korv0069, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash73 in your direction.

summer spoke
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash681 fine.

summer spoke
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash323.

summer spoke
#

💀

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You work as an engineer and earn Cash54

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash179

twilit niche
#

Goddamsnakes!!

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash91.

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You take it up the ass for Cash275

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash93 for doing it

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash97 for helping them out.

pseudo bronze
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined Cash450.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash58 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash62 for your struggles.

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash77.

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash339

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash69

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash69!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash89 for your hard work

edgy dew
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_.gen_

You lied on your tax return and have been fined Cash200.

edgy dew
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_.gen_

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash87

edgy dew
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_.gen_

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

edgy dew
#

/taxfraud

misty sphinx
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
blackstone_12429

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash65 for streaming it online.

misty sphinx
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
blackstone_12429

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash375!

misty sphinx
#

/with 100

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash95.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined Cash95.

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash0, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash75.

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash310

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You vandalised a public park and have been fined Cash385.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash0

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash0 fine!

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash81

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash80

twilit niche
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash189!

twilit niche
#

💀

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined Cash480

twilit niche
#

💀💀

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash54.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash343

main moss
#

Fuck

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash63 for helping them out.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

stopwatch You cannot work for 29 seconds.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash54

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash88. Good job!

main moss
#

it ain’t much but it’s honest work

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash60

olive flame
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash80

olive flame
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash191 and maybe chlamydia.

olive flame
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_lovelycake_

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined Cash525 and lost all your toilet paper.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash98

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash85!

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash99.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash621.

main moss
#

How is this crime

#

back to honest work I guess

summer spoke
#

A crime that you have to pay rent

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash80

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash100 and given a bottle of wine.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash94

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash54

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash64.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash91

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash97 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

cold frost
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
npc_bonbado

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash85

cold frost
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
npc_bonbado

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn Cash634

cold frost
final frost
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
rabea27

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for Cash324

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash55

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for Cash521

main moss
#

oh

#

that was unexpected

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work for a private military company, earning Cash74

worthy quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash66.

worthy quarry
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of Cash147

worthy quarry
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jessica1819

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash370

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash51 😃

twilit niche
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash617 when you wake up.

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 26 seconds.

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You found Cash96 lying on the floor in General Chat!

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash94.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash84 for a good job.

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 seconds.

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash92!

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash53.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash83 .

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

An adult video site pays you Cash165 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You sell bananas for Cash85

main moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash593 when you fell over.

main moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
omegaryan

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash97 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash76

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash98 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

pseudo bronze
#

John marston hunt ghosts?!?!

summer spoke
#

Why yes I do hunt ghosts

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash64

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You worked overtime for Cash100

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash56. Congrats!

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash97

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

stopwatch You cannot work for 13 seconds.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a janitor and earn Cash77

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash55

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash74 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

stoic moat
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bogey0927

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash83.

stoic moat
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bogey0927

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash408

stoic moat
#

/help

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bogey0927

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 16 seconds.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash56

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You are paid Cash70 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You battled and gained Cash74.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash51.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash85

twilit niche
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
perturbabe

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash62 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

summer spoke
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_zite_

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash55 after the pizzeria closes down.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash54

edgy dew
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_.gen_

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined Cash87

sick hemlock
#

/work