back-room

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 78

Reply #20

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a zoologist and earn 56

Reply #26

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 56

Reply #636033

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 232!

Reply #636501

[tepid cobalt]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 232.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 355 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 75 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 51 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/beg

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 72

Reply #46

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 4 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 49 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 59 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 1 second.

[plain cipher]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 79 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 50 😃

Reply #636401

[plain cipher]

/daily

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional snail racer and win 70

Reply #636077

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You whip it out and manage to rake in 153

Reply #79

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 37 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 6 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/rob

[silent gale]

jobracer

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Your level got featured epic and you won 63

Reply #636296

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 40 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 49 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 13 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 18 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined 0.

Reply #4910492

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 186

Reply #28

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 69 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 36 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 72 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 135

Reply #636188

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 220 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You help clean a horses stable for 58

Reply #3031286

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 48 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You robbed 94 from baine406.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 59 for it!

Reply #636559

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 18 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

asendo.

You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for 623

Reply #636124

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

asendo.

You work at the strip club and earn 208.

Reply #636529

[ripe badger]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

asendo.

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 262.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You cannot work for 1 minute and 56 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 53

Reply #54

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 56 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for 355

Reply #636325

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 91 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined 243 for sexual assault

Reply #636197

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 0 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 96

Reply #636438

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Just take the 68 and go...

Reply #636322

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 68 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

An adult video site pays you 192 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 18 seconds.

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 89 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[modest hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 268

Reply #635867

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 51

Reply #70

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 115 fine!

Reply #635994

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You give excellent head and earn a solid 260.

Reply #636528

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 52

Reply #636015

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 647

Reply #173

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 367

Reply #80

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 62

Reply #46

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 69

Reply #636091

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 89

Reply #37

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You earned 329 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 127

Reply #28

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 83

Reply #636353

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 83

Reply #636370

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 165

Reply #7034

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 217 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 36 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 12 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

sorestt.

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 200 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

sorestt.

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 89!

Reply #636413

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

sorestt.

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 583 in it!

Reply #636219

[ripe badger]

/rob

[silent gale]

sorestt.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

sorestt.

You were caught attempting to rob asendo., and have been fined 544.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 185

Reply #635965

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 246 in one night.

Reply #636466

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 70

Reply #43

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 564.

Reply #636407

[ripe badger]

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You robbed 1,462 from jobracer.

[plain cipher]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

jobracer

You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[plain cipher]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 86 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 48 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 208 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 44 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 45 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 55 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[ripe badger]

/iforgor

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 222

Reply #1441157

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

average_polish_puto

You suck some toes and earn 215

Reply #636551

[ripe badger]

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You get paid 302 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 5 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob sorest

[silent gale]

asendo.

You attempted to rob sorestt., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 94 for watching.

Reply #636345

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

asendo.

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 360

Reply #635998

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

asendo.

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 148!

Reply #635920

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You found 83 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 58

Reply #635952

[ripe badger]

Oh you fuck

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught attempting to rob jobracer, and have been fined 598.

[ripe badger]

Fuck

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 71.

Reply #636482

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

asendo.

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 649

Reply #173

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

asendo.

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 233.

Reply #55467

asendo.

You attempted to rob sorestt., but they had no money in cash for you to take.

asendo.

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - nikoroxx
2 - Trill#2811
3 - buhjayde
4 - buhoo115

Cancelled command.

asendo.

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[fringe folio]

/crime

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for 695

Reply #4910467

[fringe folio]

/slut

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 309

Reply #167

[fringe folio]

/work

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 83 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[fringe folio]

/work

[timber crag]

/work

[silent gale]

abbyportellini

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 71

Reply #635919

[timber crag]

/crime

[silent gale]

abbyportellini

You steal a celebrity's autograph book and sell it to a fan for 327.

Reply #4910517

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 77

Reply #49

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 77

Reply #635959

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 342 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[tepid cobalt]

/rob bleu_berry

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught attempting to rob bleu_berry, and have been fined 0.

[tepid cobalt]

/worj

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 69

Reply #35

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 6 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob @tepid cobalt

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You attempted to rob dagnorus, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You got cloned for science. You earned 78

Reply #635872

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 82.

Reply #636429

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for 500.

Reply #4910524

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 318

Reply #635904

[wide spear]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

wags12

You robbed 80 from baine406.

[wide spear]

ayyyy

[tranquil pulsar]

wait whats with the undead nightmare 2

[tranquil pulsar]

i can suck dick better but i eat pussy even more better

teeheee

administrators pls dont kick me for this comment

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 69 for watching.

Reply #636345

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as the president and earn 64

Reply #65

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 423 fine!

Reply #635897

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 324, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You made a great pun! Take this 55.

Reply #636539

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 253

Reply #636523

[ripe badger]

bullshit

the government doesn't care about prostitution

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 394 fine!

Reply #635898

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 633

Reply #636235

[sick hemlock]

fucking asshole bot

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 11 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You help clean up the local theater. You find 94 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 435

Reply #636493

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 138

Reply #81

[tepid cobalt]

/rob mosquito_burger

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught attempting to rob mosquito_burger, and have been fined 417.

[sick hemlock]

haha noob

/rob dagnorus

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You attempted to rob dagnorus, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sick hemlock]

oh

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 52 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You found 337 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

Reply #635885

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 367

Reply #1441157

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 86.

Reply #636058

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You break into a lab and steal a canister of radioactive material, which you sell to a shady organisation for 278.

Reply #4910519

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 393

Reply #635871

[zenith roost]

/crime

[silent gale]

trashcan9381

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 200 from you!

Reply #635931

[zenith roost]

What

/crime

[silent gale]

trashcan9381

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[vocal mulch]

/work

[silent gale]

cjtheman3

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 89

Reply #635903

cjtheman3

You attempted to rob mosquito_burger, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[clever iris]

/work

[silent gale]

SIVED SHADOW#1422

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 98

Reply #59

[clever iris]

/slut

[silent gale]

SIVED SHADOW#1422

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 293

Reply #636070

[clever iris]

/steal

/crime

[silent gale]

SIVED SHADOW#1422

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 618.

Reply #636208

[clever iris]

/work

[silent gale]

SIVED SHADOW#1422

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 86

Reply #635865

[clever iris]

/crime

[silent gale]

SIVED SHADOW#1422

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 258.

Reply #4910555

[clever iris]

/slut

[silent gale]

SIVED SHADOW#1422

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 152

Reply #80

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You take your cat for a walk and gain 68

Reply #636389

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You work in Greggs and earn 80

Reply #635899

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 444

Reply #636013

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

asendo.

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 89

Reply #41

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

asendo.

You post nudes on the internet for 184

Reply #636120

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You whip it out and manage to rake in 317

Reply #79

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 100.

Reply #636531

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 34 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 22 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 85.

Reply #636369

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 15 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You take your cat for a walk and gain 88

Reply #636389

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

The police randomly stop you and fine you 88

Reply #636164

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 0.

Reply #636530

[small quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You hack into the mainframe, getting 293 in the process

Reply #636381

[small quiver]

/dep all

/work

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 57

Reply #636035

Lukeman#8769

You were caught attempting to rob mosquito_burger, and have been fined 396.

[dark zinc]

/work

[silent gale]

Elliepoff#4070

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 82.

Reply #4910432

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You get a commission request, the payment is 91.

Reply #636379

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You crack open a safe and shovel 553 into your pockets. These old people never learn.

Reply #636136

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 109!

Reply #636331

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 53

Reply #636328

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You work as the head of elephants and earn 79

Reply #7

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 7 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 57 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 157.

Reply #636547

[sick hemlock]

fucker

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 660

Reply #636019

[sick hemlock]

DUDE

[errant kite]

/slut

[silent gale]

soulking4986

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 145!

Reply #635983

[errant kite]

/dep all

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 68

Reply #8

[errant kite]

/work

[silent gale]

soulking4986

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 62

Reply #70

[errant kite]

/work

whats the cooldown?

[sick hemlock]

for slut and crime 1 hour

[errant kite]

/rob jayce

[silent gale]

soulking4986

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - mosquito_burger
2 - Jayce#0633

[sick hemlock]

no

[errant kite]

um

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[errant kite]

wasnt me

/rob mosquito

[silent gale]

soulking4986

You attempted to rob mosquito_burger, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[errant kite]

butthole

[sick hemlock]

haha i deposited it

[errant kite]

/shoot mosquito

damn

[sick hemlock]

i just lost at poker hold on

[errant kite]

im doing roulette

/work

[silent gale]

soulking4986

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 16 seconds.

[errant kite]

/slut

[silent gale]

soulking4986

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 57 seconds.

[errant kite]

Jesus bro

dumb ass cooldown time

[sick hemlock]

noob

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing 328 from unsuspecting investors.

Reply #636101

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 336 fine!

Reply #635892

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 91! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[small patrol]

/work

[silent gale]

rickyraccoonishim

You work all day at the factory 55

Reply #636549

[small patrol]

/slut

[silent gale]

rickyraccoonishim

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 299.

Reply #636368

[small patrol]

damn

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 91 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 44 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 28 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 91 fine!

Reply #635937

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 0.

Reply #55475

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 63

Reply #636390

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 185

Reply #82

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 372 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 80.

Reply #4910431

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

korv0069

You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for 520

Reply #85

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

korv0069

You have a good night out and earn 233.

Reply #635940

[ripe badger]

/rob kieran duffy

[silent gale]

korv0069

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - kieranduffyreal
2 - d.vdl

[ripe badger]

/1

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[ripe badger]

/rob kieranduffyreal

[silent gale]

korv0069

You attempted to rob kieranduffyreal, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

korv0069

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 63.

Reply #4910503

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You earn 390 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 58 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 57 for it!

Reply #636559

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

korv0069

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 53

Reply #54

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

korv0069

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 53

Reply #636523

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

korv0069

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 250

Reply #636399

[ripe badger]

/daily

/rob silos arlo

[silent gale]

korv0069

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob silas arlo

[silent gale]

korv0069

You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[wanton pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

paigebrook

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 75, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[wanton pecan]

/slut

[silent gale]

paigebrook

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 391 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[wanton pecan]

/crime

[silent gale]

paigebrook

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 334

Reply #4910484

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

korv0069

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 86

Reply #37

[ripe badger]

/rob Hot Tub Streamer

[silent gale]

korv0069

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 12 minutes.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

korv0069

You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 18 seconds.

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay 415 for the damage.

Reply #636209

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 0.

Reply #635996

[ripe badger]

/rob

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 78 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 344.

Reply #635923

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 77, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get 512

Reply #636189

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 163

Reply #635907

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal 444!

Reply #636133

[ripe badger]

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You robbed 673 from jobracer.

[plain cipher]

.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were farming and earned 85

Reply #636436

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 85 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 237 in donations!

Reply #636030

[tepid cobalt]

/rob m_ayann

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

korv0069

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 460 fine.

Reply #636434

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

korv0069

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 84.

Reply #636078

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

korv0069

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 147, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[ripe badger]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You've been fined 592 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

damnnn

i have -592 dollars now

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

korv0069

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 65 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

korv0069

The police randomly stop you and fine you 65

Reply #636164

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

korv0069

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 70

Reply #9

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You've been fined 411 for trying to rob a poor person.

[small quiver]

/bal

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 70

Reply #68

[plain cipher]

/rob @tepid cobalt

[silent gale]

jobracer

You've been fined 70 for trying to rob a poor person.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 0 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You give excellent head and earn a solid 155.

Reply #636528

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 100

Reply #636016

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 99.

Reply #636451

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You repair the arcade machines and receive 64

Reply #636347

[plain cipher]

/beg

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 92

Reply #31

[plain cipher]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 16 minutes and 10 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 92 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 326

Reply #636176

[tepid cobalt]

/rob jaifen

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[tepid cobalt]

/rob jobracer

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught attempting to rob jobracer, and have been fined 0.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 76 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You have been fined 76 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 0

Reply #177

[ripe badger]

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You've been fined 627 for trying to rob a poor person.

[plain cipher]

buut i dont get no money out of this

lol

/balance

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 75.

Reply #834680

[fair trout]

/work

[silent gale]

semn.demon

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 95

Reply #14

[fair trout]

/slut

[silent gale]

semn.demon

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 239.

Reply #636404

[plain cipher]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

jobracer

You robbed 326 from baine406.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get 542.

Reply #636195

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 134 : D

Reply #635875

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 80!

Reply #636488

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 73!

Reply #203527

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 90. Good job!

Reply #636279

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 463!

Reply #635982

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You get a commission request, the payment is 54.

Reply #636379

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You repair the lights and receive 99

Reply #636339

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 56

Reply #41

[sick hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You were caught speeding and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910559

[sick hemlock]

/slut

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 307

Reply #82

[sick hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

mosquito_burger

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 95

Reply #636385

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 85. Good job.

Reply #636285

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 62

Reply #63

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined 399.

Reply #636158

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 187 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 82

Reply #636317

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You cannot work for 39 seconds.

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You cannot work for 20 seconds.

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You cannot work for 1 second.

[misty sphinx]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You get a commission request, the payment is 69.

Reply #636379

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for 287

Reply #4910471

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 370 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

liakos__

You become a game developer and raised 63 for charity.

Reply #636361

[prisma hill]

/work

[silent gale]

plhrairzone

You work as a circus clown and earn 86.

Reply #636448

[prisma hill]

!crime

/crime

[silent gale]

plhrairzone

You commit a heist and manage to take 502

Reply #84

[prisma hill]

/dep all

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You worked overtime for 60

Reply #636536

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 325

Reply #175

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a 681 fine!

Reply #635937

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

A drunk man pays you 94 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 66 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[plain cipher]

/rob @misty sphinx

[silent gale]

jobracer

You attempted to rob blackstone_12429, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 66

Reply #635985

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for 572

Reply #636323

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You are paid 67 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

daassassin1607

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 64.

Reply #636058

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

daassassin1607

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 306 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

daassassin1607

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for 438.

Reply #4910511

[elfin flicker]

/crime

[silent gale]

pumpking_man

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 220

Reply #636244

[ripe badger]

Lmao

[elfin flicker]

f real

well i gt continue

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 97 for your work.

Reply #636481

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 22 seconds.

[summer spoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

_zite_

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 392

Reply #4910458

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You develop games for a living and earn 83.

Reply #636041

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made 384 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

Reply #636170

[dim girder]

/work

[silent gale]

kobeamericano

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 91.

Reply #636410

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You dig around in your yard and gain 74

Reply #636382

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 74.

Reply #4910548

[plain cipher]

/rob @summer spoke

[silent gale]

jobracer

You robbed 462 from zite.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You earned 118 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 79 for your work.

Reply #636481

[summer spoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

_zite_

You loiter and are fined 621.

Reply #636309

_zite_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 326 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[summer spoke]

Not Jack's teacher

[dim girder]

/work

[silent gale]

kobeamericano

You work as a circus clown and earn 80.

Reply #636448

[dim girder]

/work

[silent gale]

kobeamericano

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[dim girder]

/crime

[silent gale]

kobeamericano

The cops start chasing you, and 371 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[dim girder]

/slut

[silent gale]

kobeamericano

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 329

Reply #635966

[dim girder]

/crime

[silent gale]

kobeamericano

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 57

Reply #230203

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 50

Reply #636385

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 673 fine!

Reply #635994

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 130

Reply #82

[odd swift]

/work

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 88 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[odd swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 286

Reply #838124

[odd swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for 473

Reply #4910482

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Just take the 79 and go...

Reply #636322

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 73

Reply #636016

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 53 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[loud crow]

/work

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You do some work around the house for 81

Reply #41920

[loud crow]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for 602

Reply #636402

[loud crow]

/work

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 24 seconds.

[loud crow]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 187 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 59.

Reply #636055

[summer spoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

_zite_

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 370 from you!

Reply #636222

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You do a good deepthroating and earn 392 from the client

Reply #636526

[summer spoke]

😦 I regret this

[fringe folio]

/work

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 77

Reply #230200

[fringe folio]

/work

/crime

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 453

Reply #636157

[fringe folio]

/slut

[silent gale]

bleu_berry

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 251 for the night.

Reply #636471

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 52

Reply #69

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 53 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 95!

Reply #636316

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 89!

Reply #636316

[pseudo bronze]

We can’t both win

Theres only one

[loud crow]

/work

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 55 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[loud crow]

/crime

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 642

Reply #636311

[loud crow]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You couldn't get it up and lost 250

Reply #635930

[loud crow]

/work

[silent gale]

the_real_joe_

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

[summer spoke]

I clearly won

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

scallyswagger

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 200

Reply #636542

[ripe badger]

/bal

/bank

/work

[silent gale]

scallyswagger

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 64.

Reply #636031

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

scallyswagger

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 497.

Reply #636208

[ripe badger]

/leaderboard

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 342!

Reply #636487

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined 422

Reply #636013

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 387 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[ripe badger]

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You've been fined 401 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 82!

Reply #636047

[plain cipher]

heehe

[silent gale]

sanfor._

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 56 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 65

Reply #635903

[plain cipher]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

jobracer

You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined 65

Reply #636246

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 392 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ripe badger]

Im in 2.6k debt

[plain cipher]

lol

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for 486

Reply #636191

[plain cipher]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 49 minutes and 54 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 387!

Reply #834979

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 75

Reply #636469

[ripe badger]

Can't rob someone who has no money

/slut

[silent gale]

scallyswagger

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 206

Reply #838124

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

scallyswagger

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 93 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[ripe badger]

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

scallyswagger

You've been fined 287 for trying to rob a poor person.

[plain cipher]

yea ik but i thought u woudl have some

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 97

Reply #636432

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910539

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 51

Reply #230200

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 263

Reply #636070

[plain cipher]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

jobracer

You attempted to rob sanfor._, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[late spade]

/rob @wary crescent

[silent gale]

bouwerdean

You attempted to rob gwenner, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[late spade]

frikk

[lethal breach]

/work

[silent gale]

jello_2029

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 86 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 97

Reply #31

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 36 seconds.

jobracer

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 31 minutes.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 2 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/wotk

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a bread scientist and earn 50

Reply #27

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 73 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 33 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 6 minutes.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a taxi driver and earn 73

Reply #636045

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 152

Reply #635871

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You are paid 86 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 69 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work at a lamp store and earn 83

Reply #635947

[lethal breach]

/work

[silent gale]

jello_2029

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 68

Reply #78

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You walk dogs for 86.

Reply #636065

[lethal breach]

/work

[silent gale]

jello_2029

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for 264

Reply #4910472

[lethal breach]

/slut

[silent gale]

jello_2029

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 397... yikes

Reply #635967

[lethal breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

jello_2029

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 381

Reply #636106

[lethal breach]

/crime

[silent gale]

jello_2029

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.

[lethal breach]

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

jello_2029

You've been fined 294 for trying to rob a poor person.

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 90

Reply #41

[summer spoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

_zite_

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 334 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

80 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[plain cipher]

i just lost 54k

lol

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 40 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 80.

Reply #636556

[plain cipher]

/rob @summer spoke

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/rob @lethal breach

[silent gale]

jobracer

You attempted to rob jello_2029, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[lethal breach]

well i got caught and lost about $400

[plain cipher]

i lost it to gambling

lol

[lethal breach]

lol

/shop

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

Your level got featured epic and you won 79

Reply #636296

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 159 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 1 second.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work for a private military company, earning 55

Reply #636074

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 37 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 55.

Reply #636022

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 37 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work all day at the factory 95

Reply #636549

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 1 second.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 25 seconds.

[plain cipher]

lol ¯_(ツ)_/¯

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 98.

Reply #636258

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 58 .

Reply #636084

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as a pumpkin picker 79

Reply #6069

[summer spoke]

/cre

/crime

[silent gale]

_zite_

You help an old lady cross the road, 645 falls out of her purse and you take it!

Reply #636326

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 76 I think...

Reply #635916

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 80!

Reply #635874

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You did a crime and got 398 from it :/

Reply #636435

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 189.

Reply #636479

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 52

Reply #636373

[summer spoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

_zite_

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 555.

Reply #636307

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 76 in profits

Reply #838133

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 92

Reply #1

[summer spoke]

Thats... interesting

[hard tendon]

/work

[silent gale]

legitcooolness555

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 66 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[hard tendon]

/crime

[silent gale]

legitcooolness555

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 266 fine!

Reply #635897

[hard tendon]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

legitcooolness555

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 210

Reply #636089

[hard tendon]

Ayoooo

[cold frost]

/work

[silent gale]

npc_bonbado

You sell your crab for 63, you monster

Reply #635944

[cold frost]

/crime

[silent gale]

npc_bonbado

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 263.

Reply #636201

[hard tendon]

/work

[silent gale]

legitcooolness555

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.

[hard tendon]

/crime

[silent gale]

legitcooolness555

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 56 seconds.

[hard tendon]

/slut

[silent gale]

legitcooolness555

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 4 seconds.

[cold frost]

/slut

[silent gale]

npc_bonbado

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 374

Reply #7034

[cold frost]

[hard tendon]

How much u selling em for then😂

[cold frost]

1$

[hard tendon]

Damn

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 59!

Reply #636047

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 84

Reply #636432

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 100

Reply #635865

[summer spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

_zite_

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 92

Reply #636335

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You work as an egg and earn 88

Reply #635973

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 101 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[light mango]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 182 from baine406.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a taxi driver and earn 77

Reply #636045

[late spade]

/work

[silent gale]

bouwerdean

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 95.

Reply #636410

[late spade]

/rob @silent gale

[silent gale]

bouwerdean

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[late spade]

wow

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 81

Reply #636374

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 499.

Reply #55472

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 291.

Reply #55467

[summer spoke]

/work