back-room

[silent gale]

quack_me

You found an extra 237 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 94

Reply #636469

[odd swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 212 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[odd swift]

/work

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 52.

Reply #636509

[odd swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 264 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 56

Reply #636349

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a 127 fine!

Reply #635892

[ripe badger]

/crime/

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 528.

Reply #4910550

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 63

Reply #204081

[ripe badger]

/rob @proper dragon

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You robbed 8,208 from corneliusballsbottom.

[jade sundial]

/crime

[silent gale]

NoobSlayer#6845

You hacked into the bank and received 532 and an invitation to Anonymous

Reply #635978

[jade sundial]

/Reply #6359678

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 69.

Reply #636410

[modest hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 670.

Reply #4910544

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 55.

Reply #636556

[woven fox]

/work

[silent gale]

11grim11

You walk dogs for 81.

Reply #636065

[woven fox]

😒

/crime

[silent gale]

11grim11

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for 281

Reply #635921

[woven fox]

Wowww

Who snitched lmao

[clear fox]

/work

[silent gale]

ashenbird

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 87

Reply #46

[clear fox]

I'm assuming "baby sitter" is literal here, considering bird.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 77.

Reply #834680

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayan

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 272 at you.

Reply #636455

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 504.

Reply #636474

[ripe badger]

/balance

[tight kraken]

/work

[silent gale]

8allisticcyborg

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 93

Reply #636349

[tight kraken]

/crime

[silent gale]

8allisticcyborg

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 338!

Reply #635982

[tight kraken]

Aaaaaahh

/help

[silent gale]

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 332

Reply #635964

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You work as a beaver expert and earn 50

Reply #16

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 574

Reply #636131

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 58

Reply #636385

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 82

Reply #636397

[tight kraken]

/work

[silent gale]

8allisticcyborg

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 98

Reply #2

[tight kraken]

/crime

[silent gale]

8allisticcyborg

You find 595 laying on the street and take it

Reply #636216

[tight kraken]

Ayyy let’s go

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 60

Reply #838252

[lofty spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

quack_me

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 71 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[late nova]

/work

[silent gale]

drzordrz

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 73

Reply #49

[late nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

drzordrz

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 389.

Reply #636068

[late nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

drzordrz

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay 662 for the damage.

Reply #636209

[late nova]

/balance

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 54 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[timber crag]

/work

[silent gale]

abbyportellini

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 65!

Reply #636316

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 57 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[charred fable]

/work

[silent gale]

reaperm8

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 57! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 72.

Reply #636482

[late nova]

/rob

[silent gale]

drzordrz

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[late nova]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

drzordrz

You robbed 223 from ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468.

[late nova]

/work

[silent gale]

drzordrz

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 100 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[late nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

drzordrz

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 237

Reply #636342

[late nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

drzordrz

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his 423 for safe keeping.

Reply #636233

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 53 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 82 for your work.

Reply #636481

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You couldn't get it up and lost 302

Reply #635930

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 93

Reply #636083

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 88

Reply #636460

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You suck some toes and earn 231

Reply #636551

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 81.

Reply #636369

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 357

Reply #165

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined 384.

Reply #636307

[ripe badger]

Well

Nuh uh

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 53

Reply #62

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 173.

Reply #635908

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 276

Reply #636493

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 74

Reply #636494

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 75

Reply #8

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Your pimp gives you an extra 198

Reply #636546

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 312

Reply #88

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 89 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 24 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 91

Reply #17

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 329.

Reply #636527

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 90

Reply #636390

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 666.

Reply #4910540

[ripe badger]

EVIL

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 83.

Reply #4910431

[crisp jolt]

/work

[silent gale]

dhylex

You work as a beaver expert and earn 88

Reply #16

[clear fox]

/work

[silent gale]

ashenbird

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 91

Reply #78

[clear fox]

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 84

Reply #7083

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 138 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 285.

Reply #55466

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a taxi driver and earn 76

Reply #636045

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 385.

Reply #636367

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You bake cupcakes and receive 50

Reply #636341

sanfor._

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 88 for it!

Reply #636559

sanfor._

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

sanfor._

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 309

Reply #635935

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 619.

Reply #636407

[ripe badger]

Makes sense

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 297 from you.

Reply #636558

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 91

Reply #59

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 70!

Reply #636414

[shell schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

.sago.

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 99.

Reply #636403

[shell schooner]

/work

[silent gale]

.sago.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.

[umbral trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

tommy.angelo.

Your level got featured epic and you won 61

Reply #636296

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 465 on the market

Reply #636514

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 56

Reply #636317

[burnt plume]

/crime

[silent gale]

rictasticisamenace

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 214!

Reply #636312

[burnt plume]

/bal

/balance

/bank

/work

[silent gale]

rictasticisamenace

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 79

Reply #55

[burnt plume]

/work

[silent gale]

rictasticisamenace

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[burnt plume]

/daiky

/daily

[cedar pulsar]

/work

[silent gale]

theforbiddensith

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 76

Reply #13

[cedar pulsar]

/work

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You did a fundraiser and raised 59

Reply #834686

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You sell V-bucks and make 76!

Reply #636520

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 72.

Reply #636443

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayan

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 105 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 65.

Reply #636531

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 190 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[ripe badger]

/rob qwazyiscool

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You attempted to rob qwazyiscool, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

grey0701

You robbed 90 from baine406.

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 63 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[odd swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

The Russian government pays you 620 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

Reply #636163

[odd swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs 196

Reply #635912

[odd swift]

/work

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 93

Reply #7083

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

[dusky ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 55

Reply #9

[dusky ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 255

Reply #635995

[dusky ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 20 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 79

Reply #13

[dusky ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 71 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[dusky ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 71.

Reply #4910539

[dusky ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

[dusky ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 59 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You serve the customers and receive 87

Reply #636348

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 315.

Reply #635956

[ripe badger]

Fuck

[dusky ibex]

/work

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

You do some work around the house for 82

Reply #41920

[dusky ibex]

/crime

[silent gale]

bloodyghoust

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 82

Reply #636107

[dusky ibex]

i keep losing exactly what i earn smh

/bal

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 88.

Reply #636086

[thorn ferry]

/work

[silent gale]

trintukaz

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 78

Reply #10

[thorn ferry]

/crime

[silent gale]

trintukaz

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined 334

Reply #636103

[thorn ferry]

Bruh

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You work as a wine taster and earn 69

Reply #15

[random prism]

/crime

[silent gale]

kirtonapprox

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined 257

Reply #636107

[random prism]

WHST

/work

[silent gale]

kirtonapprox

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 88!

Reply #635874

[random prism]

/work

[silent gale]

kirtonapprox

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[random prism]

/slut

[silent gale]

kirtonapprox

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 350 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[random prism]

/work

[silent gale]

kirtonapprox

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 51

Reply #17

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 200 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[plain cipher]

/bank

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 451.

Reply #4910545

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 2 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 23 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/rob

[silent gale]

jobracer

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 97

Reply #838228

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 308.

Reply #636054

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 99.

Reply #636512

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You take it up the ass for 103

Reply #635945

[arctic prism]

/work

[silent gale]

asperillos

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 100, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[arctic prism]

/slut

[silent gale]

asperillos

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 189.

Reply #55475

[arctic prism]

damn

/crime

[silent gale]

asperillos

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined 111

Reply #636151

[arctic prism]

die

/bal

/bank

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 71

Reply #35

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You participate in a scientific study and earn 89 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 123

Reply #635949

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You develop games and earn 95.

Reply #636067

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 129.

Reply #636298

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a 575 fine!

Reply #636310

[ripe badger]

Aw mayn

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 67.

Reply #636412

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 76

Reply #636335

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 135.

Reply #635996

[small quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 200

Reply #636218

[small quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

[small quiver]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You sell V-bucks and make 50!

Reply #636520

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nika_____________

You sweep the floor and get paid 96

Reply #636337

[ripe badger]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

nika_____________

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/job

/job

/crime

[silent gale]

nika_____________

You assassinate an actor for 279

Reply #636238

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 450

Reply #636241

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 200

Reply #177

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 58 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a bread scientist and earn 67

Reply #27

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 100.

Reply #636531

[ripe badger]

/crine

/crinw

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for 616

Reply #636192

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You get paid 144 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 62!

Reply #636550

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined 197.

Reply #4910536

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You serve the customers and receive 77

Reply #636348

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You get 171 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 93

Reply #635902

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 83

Reply #636378

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made 84

Reply #636373

[waxen quarry]

/work

[silent gale]

amarok00001

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 58 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[waxen quarry]

/slut

[silent gale]

amarok00001

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined 258

Reply #165

[waxen quarry]

Damn

/crime

[silent gale]

amarok00001

You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for 318

Reply #636239

[waxen quarry]

/bal

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 65.

Reply #636410

[small quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 70

Reply #33

[small quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You were caught vandalising and were fined 120

Reply #636256

[small quiver]

/steal

/rob

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

Lukeman#8769

You robbed 161 from kirtonapprox.

[ripe badger]

/Rob lukeman

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You attempted to rob Lukeman#8769, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/Rob Silas

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - baine406
2 - silas2166
3 - icocadaver

[ripe badger]

2

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You made a great pun! Take this 55.

Reply #636539

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 88

Reply #33

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 88 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/dep

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got 271.

Reply #635933

[small quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You sell your crab for 67, you monster

Reply #635944

[small quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

Lukeman#8769

You hacked your parent's bank account and made 440.

Reply #635980

Lukeman#8769

You attempted to rob suckmadickdogs, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

A drunk man pays you 54 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 72.

Reply #636303

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 521.

Reply #4910496

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You battled and gained 90.

Reply #636473

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 79

Reply #636432

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 141!

Reply #834979

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 70!

Reply #636413

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayan

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 684 from you!

Reply #635931

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 145 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You got featured and won 99

Reply #636295

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 82.

Reply #636058

[agile falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

pikonkyler

You are paid 76 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[agile falcon]

/crime

[silent gale]

pikonkyler

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at 541.

Reply #636476

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You work as a water slide tester and earn 63

Reply #50

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 337 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined 590.

Reply #4910496

[ripe badger]

/rob pikonkyler

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You attempted to rob pikonkyler, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[proud hill]

/work

[silent gale]

trollet08

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 66.

Reply #636553

[proud hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

trollet08

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 160 for the night.

Reply #636471

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 66 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 66 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose 105.

Reply #636252

[olive flame]

/work

[silent gale]

_lovelycake_

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 96 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[olive flame]

/slut

[silent gale]

_lovelycake_

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 125

Reply #636500

[olive flame]

/crime

[silent gale]

_lovelycake_

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 360.

Reply #635991

[sterile rivet]

/crime

[silent gale]

deadlyshadow4124

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 268

Reply #4910476

[sterile rivet]

/crime

[silent gale]

deadlyshadow4124

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[true roost]

/work

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You work as a pumpkin picker 98

Reply #6069

[true roost]

/slut

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You rake in 300, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[true roost]

/crime

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 381

Reply #635935

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 91 though.

Reply #636392

[fluid lake]

/work

[silent gale]

ghostifi3d

You suggest something good and get rewarded 75

Reply #636552

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 60.

Reply #636406

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for 439

Reply #4910472

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You fucked a traffic cone and found 124 inside it

Reply #636329

[ripe badger]

/rob ghostifi3d

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught attempting to rob ghostifi3d, and have been fined 517.

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 78

Reply #20

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 280!

Reply #636331

[light mango]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 21 from m_ayann.

[light mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

malileon

You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined 426

Reply #636181

[light mango]

/rob @fluid lake

[silent gale]

malileon

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 96

Reply #636083

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 432 on the market

Reply #636514

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 57.

Reply #4910432

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 249.

Reply #636368

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 89

Reply #37

[ripe badger]

/Rob Mali Leon

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You were caught attempting to rob malileon, and have been fined 277.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 50

Reply #636075

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

suckmadickdogs

You walk dogs for 69.

Reply #636065

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 74.

Reply #636377

[wise fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

jarred1997

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 58

Reply #72

[wise fiber]

/work

[silent gale]

jarred1997

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

[wise fiber]

/bj

/bj 25

/bal

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 59

Reply #636317

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 70 for your services.

Reply #636364

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 70.

Reply #55472

[tepid cobalt]

/bal

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a pumpkin picker 89

Reply #6069

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 332 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 79 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 96

Reply #636419

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You walk dogs for 71.

Reply #636065

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 84

Reply #11

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You bake cupcakes and receive 51

Reply #636341

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 97

Reply #36

[ripe badger]

son of a bitch

i had 98 dollars

bitch

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You are paid 79 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 308 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 388.

Reply #4910526

[ripe badger]

/rob @light mango

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught attempting to rob malileon, and have been fined 501.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You work as a beaver expert and earn 74

Reply #16

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined 333

Reply #636236

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 248

Reply #82

[ripe badger]

/rob @light mango

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 57 minutes and 14 seconds.

[lime ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

loveshoes

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 49.

Reply #636398

[lime ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

loveshoes

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 281!

Reply #635946

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 292.

Reply #636201

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 76

Reply #20

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 378 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[light mango]

/wrok

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 365 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You work as the president and earn 61

Reply #65

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 85.

Reply #636059

[light mango]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 198 from baine406.

[ripe badger]

/rob @light mango

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You attempted to rob malileon, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

Fuck. You

[light mango]

Thanks

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 58.

Reply #636058

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 100

Reply #635964

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a beefeater and earn 99

Reply #56

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 61 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 50

Reply #636419

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for 556

Reply #4910488

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You earn 193 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught attempting to rob ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468, and have been fined 503.

[pseudo bronze]

[proud hill]

/work

[silent gale]

trollet08

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 78.

Reply #636369

[proud hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

trollet08

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 304.

Reply #636465

[ripe badger]

/rob @proud hill

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.

[proud hill]

dude i'm broke

[ripe badger]

damn

sori

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 81!

Reply #636316

[ripe badger]

im more

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 21 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 25 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 67.

Reply #636031

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 281.

Reply #636305

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked for the Police and earned 95

Reply #636538

[proud hill]

/work

[silent gale]

trollet08

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 61

Reply #635873

[proud hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

trollet08

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 61 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[true roost]

/work

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 96 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[true roost]

/slut

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 119 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[true roost]

/crime

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 0

Reply #636375

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 169 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 99 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 70 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for 657

Reply #4910466

[tepid cobalt]

/bal

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You worked at the office overtime for 77

Reply #636457

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 76

Reply #17

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 338 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a circus clown and earn 50.

Reply #636448

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for 536.

Reply #4910515

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 56.

Reply #636071

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 270

Reply #635925

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

The local street gang pays you 530 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 60 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 68

Reply #635869

[dark zinc]

/work

[silent gale]

Elliepoff#4070

You slept in a bed and found 66 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 63

Reply #59

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for 487

Reply #4910480

[visual steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

Ms fucking fetch ♡☆♡☆♡#6978

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 200 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[visual steeple]

/crime

[silent gale]

Ms fucking fetch ♡☆♡☆♡#6978

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.

[visual steeple]

fuck u

[vivid patrol]

/crime

[silent gale]

imxyzz

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 200

Reply #635992

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 73 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined 500.

Reply #4910538

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 94 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 429 in damages.

Reply #636224

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 207

Reply #838098

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 89.

Reply #636406

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 91

Reply #69

[modest hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 256

Reply #636498

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You got cloned for science. You earned 81

Reply #635872

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 667 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 77

Reply #636397

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined 508.

Reply #4910500

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 92 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[tepid cobalt]

Lmfao

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910505

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 94

Reply #11

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 58 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 215.

Reply #636368

[tepid cobalt]

/buy gun

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 66

Reply #635919

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You assassinated an African drug lord for 581

Reply #635928

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 395.

Reply #636530

[lime ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

loveshoes

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 108 in one night.

Reply #636466

[lime ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

loveshoes

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 391

Reply #636176

[lime ether]

/work

[silent gale]

loveshoes

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 55

Reply #51

[lime ether]

/nut

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You clean the chimney and find 73.

Reply #636287

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 504.

Reply #636225

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 318.

Reply #636527

[ripe badger]

/rob @lime ether

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You robbed 299 from loveshoes.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as the president and earn 86

Reply #65

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You held the planet ransom with nukes for 678

Reply #636330

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 165

Reply #636523

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 87 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 98

Reply #45

[lone rapids]

/work

[silent gale]

darkphoenix777666

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 69 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[lone rapids]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkphoenix777666

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 528.

Reply #4910529

[lone rapids]

/slut

[silent gale]

darkphoenix777666

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 371.

Reply #55474

[lone rapids]

/crime

[silent gale]

darkphoenix777666

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 30 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 84

Reply #8

[lone rapids]

/work

[silent gale]

darkphoenix777666

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 4 seconds.

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 375 in total.

Reply #636069

[plain cipher]

/rob

[silent gale]

jobracer

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[plain cipher]

/crime

[silent gale]

jobracer

You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 37 seconds.

[craggy widget]

/crime

[silent gale]

undead_today7

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost 227.

Reply #635956

[craggy widget]

I don't even have that amount

/bal

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

undead_today7

You robbed 33 from jobracer.

[craggy widget]

Wow

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

undead_today7

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[craggy widget]

😡😡😡😡

/bal

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 80 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You have worked in the prison gardens for 58

Reply #636468

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 76 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 512.

Reply #4910502

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 262

Reply #176

[ripe badger]

/rob @left jacinth

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You robbed 25 from fytux.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 64

Reply #45

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You walk dogs for 86.

Reply #636065

[dark zinc]

/work

[silent gale]

Elliepoff#4070

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 50

Reply #12

[deep granite]

/work

[silent gale]

doublenexus

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 81.

Reply #636082

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 86 anyway.

Reply #636409

[lime ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

loveshoes

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 245

Reply #80

[lime ether]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

loveshoes

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 261.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You eat bananas for a living and get 86

Reply #636535

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

gatito.melas

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 60.

Reply #636406

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 58 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 60!

Reply #636316

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 179

Reply #636089

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 65 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 89 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping 427 because they don't get paid enough

Reply #635981

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 300

Reply #635871

[agile falcon]

/work

[silent gale]

pikonkyler

You do some work around the house for 88

Reply #41920

[ripe badger]

/rob @misty sphinx

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You attempted to rob blackstone_12429, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[agile falcon]

/slut

[silent gale]

pikonkyler

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 293.

Reply #635923

[ripe badger]

get rekt

[misty sphinx]

fuck you

at least you tried

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 72

Reply #636469

[misty sphinx]

/slut

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 329.

Reply #636054

[ripe badger]

No u

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 274 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 433.

Reply #636254

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 85

Reply #636014

[ripe badger]

/rob @deep stream

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You were caught attempting to rob dennykaye, and have been fined 226.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Your level got featured epic and you won 92

Reply #636296

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You loiter and are fined 92.

Reply #636309

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 0.

Reply #635923

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You robbed 191 from ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468.

[ripe badger]

finally

/bal

im at positive numbers babyyyy

[pseudo bronze]

😕

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 53.

Reply #636512

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 58

Reply #204081

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 218 in donations!

Reply #636030

[plain cipher]

/work

[silent gale]

jobracer

You found 92 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a beefeater and earn 84

Reply #56

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay 465 back as restitution.

Reply #636108

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 167 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 89

Reply #7083

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 75 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 369

Reply #177

[light mango]

/crime

/rob @plain cipher

[silent gale]

malileon

You were caught attempting to rob jobracer, and have been fined 326.

[light mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

malileon

A sudden gust of wind blows away 457

Reply #636384

[plain cipher]

/balance

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 72.

Reply #4910432

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 16 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

[tepid cobalt]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 482.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You gave yourself 95 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[loud rune]

/crime

[silent gale]

kaaskipnugget

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 0 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[loud rune]

/slut

[silent gale]

kaaskipnugget

Nobody cares about you. You lost 0 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[loud rune]

/work

[silent gale]

kaaskipnugget

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 91

Reply #635919

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 86

Reply #635952

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You work as a space lawyer and earn 69

Reply #6

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making 487 in the process.

Reply #636179

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You work at the strip club and earn 199.

Reply #636529

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You work as a police officer and earn 59

Reply #66

[misty sphinx]

/crime

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for 272

Reply #636524

[glossy shell]

/work

[silent gale]

reagan_crazy

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 75 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 84

Reply #636286

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You bought and sold items and profited 100

Reply #636437

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

m_ayann

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 19 seconds.

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 66

Reply #636351

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

You cannot work for 6 minutes.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 91 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a 317 fine!

Reply #164

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 108 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[tepid cobalt]

/rob m_ayann

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You attempted to rob m_ayann, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You found 56 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You rob another server for 675

Reply #636119

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 397.

Reply #636472

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 77

Reply #636420

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

The police randomly stop you and fine you 665

Reply #636164

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 248 in one night.

Reply #636466

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You do some work around the house for 92

Reply #41920

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did a fundraiser and raised 59

Reply #834686

[misty sphinx]

/work

[silent gale]

blackstone_12429

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 66

Reply #635869

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

60 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for 390 on the black market.

Reply #636234

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined 331

Reply #636542

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 52

Reply #636335

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

Your level got featured epic and you won 95

Reply #636296

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 227

Reply #172

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 188 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[tepid cobalt]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 188.

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 57 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 25 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 73 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 283

Reply #838124

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 645

Reply #636423

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 51 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You managed to get with a famous actress for 140

Reply #635887

[tepid cobalt]

/work

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 58 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[tepid cobalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You were caught speeding and have been fined 115.

Reply #4910559

[tepid cobalt]

/slut

[silent gale]

dagnorus

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 320.

Reply #636404

[vernal bane]

/crime

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 282.

Reply #4910529

[vernal bane]

/rob Dagnorus “Grumpier Silverhand”

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[vernal bane]

/rob

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[vernal bane]

/rob Silas Arlo

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

You robbed 162 from baine406.

[vernal bane]

/work

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 51

Reply #76

[vernal bane]

/work

/crime

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 28 seconds.

[vernal bane]

/work

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.

[vernal bane]

/slut

[silent gale]

wildwolf0742

You suck some toes and earn 307

Reply #636551

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a zoologist and earn 72

Reply #26

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

A drunk man pays you 57 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[plain cipher]

/slut

[silent gale]

jobracer

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 365

Reply #81

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You clean the chimney and find 69.

Reply #636287