One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
83
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One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
83
/crime
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined
383.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
82
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
182.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
0
/slut
You rake in
232, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
98 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
336!
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
92.
/work
You went to work and gained
56
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
86.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
67.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
209.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
56
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
82
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
186
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
54! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
629 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
???
long ass text
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
624
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
390!
You worked as a businessman and earned
92
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
178.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
324 from you.
ight now hop on blackjack in #gambling-table
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
My first crime got me in the negatives
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
62
/work
You work as a model and earn
52
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
90.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
92
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
207 for surgery.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
81 though.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 54 seconds.
good to know
/rob wotw
You attempted to rob bentley4737, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
72
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
270 when you wake up.
Did you really tried to rob me
Yeas
Go to bar and it will work
๐
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
188.
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
50
You were caught attempting to rob theveryweirdperson, and have been fined
250.

/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
263.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
79.
/rob wotw
You attempted to rob bentley4737, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @modest hound
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
You rob a nearby corner store for
533
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
68!
Nice
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
585.
Skill issue
Indeed
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
Oh
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
91!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 15 seconds.

/rob @modest hound
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 11 minutes.
/work
You worked overtime for
74
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 10 seconds.
๐ฆ
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
0 fine!
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
423.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
58
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
64
/rob Silas
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1 - baine406
2 - silas2166
3 - icocadaver
1
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
650.
/bal
Am I in the backrooms?
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
61
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
74
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
323
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
563
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
68 as a reward.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob wolf
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - c_h_i_l_d_s_p_l_a_y
2 - .elitewolf6678
3 - wolfbitequeen
4 - thetruewolf
5 - wolf52900
6 - firebackwolf
7 - daassassin1607
8 - snatchbiscuit
9 - w_wolfie_w
10 - joemamagaming
1
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 5 minutes.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
285.
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
338
Damg
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
627. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
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7 - rubaist
8 - beanzdadumbass_11489
9 - redeadenjoyer
10 - elpilot.
cancel
Cancelled command.
Guess i aint robbin micah bell
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
160.
/bal
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
0.
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
85 for your expertise in unicorn management.
You attempted to rob trollet08, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught attempting to rob bl2k_suited_m0rg2n, and have been fined
444.
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 52 seconds.
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
54.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
89.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
77.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
68
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
75
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
159 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
59
/work
You work as a model and earn
90
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
97 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
159.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
52
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
97
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
189 from you.
/work
You went to work and gained
60
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
343.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
98
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
99 for your hard work
/work
You found
65 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
54
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
73 for your contributions !
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
85.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
85
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as the president and earn
100
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
544 worth of assets.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
97
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
80 for the hard work
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
0. Great job.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
0 trying to twerk.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
66.
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
66
wait is it impossible to go into debt?
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
The Russian government pays you
667 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
390
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
69
/work
85 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
62 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
278
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
469
/work
You sell your crab for
97, you monster
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
259 to restock.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 57 seconds.
F
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
507
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
100 for it!

/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
98, as it was originally their job
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
77!
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
200.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
200 for more in game currency.
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
581 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
88 for your hard work
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
513
/work
You sell bananas for
88
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
60 for your team winning!
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
67.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
404
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
56
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
383.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
59 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
100 for your hard work
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
159.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
0.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
60.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
215
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
53
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
200
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
221
/rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
537 from baine406.
what did bro even do hahahaha
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - _tunes_
2 - raventunes
3 - kaycee.xo
Cancelled command.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob -tunes
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob tunes_
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob raventunes
You robbed
2 from raventunes.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
50
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
269!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
99.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
56
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
98
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
71
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
391.
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
250
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
67.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
70.
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
303.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
77 for your participation.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
482.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
97, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
273
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
533 from you!
/work
You do some work around the house for
89
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
63 for your efforts!
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
203
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
570 on the ground in the parking lot.
Make sure to deposit your money
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
342.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
699.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
89
/rob @amber skiff
You were caught attempting to rob alice_______, and have been fined
538.
Aw fuck
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 1 second.
Oh
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
87
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
176
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
348
Damn inflation is a bitch
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
0 from you!
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
222
You gave yourself
78 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
566.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
79
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
386 in return!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
71
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
53.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
137 for child support before disownment.
/rob @dusk epoch
You've been fined
423 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
260
/bj all
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
556
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
94 for your work.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
57!
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
257 fine!
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
67
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
513
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
301 to your Patreon!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
80
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
267 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
74 off of donations.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
263 in damages.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
60.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
95.
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
0.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
0 went down your toilet
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
68
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
205 to resolve your burnt skin.
/rob @faint wyvern
You've been fined
617 for trying to rob a poor person.
You are fined
0 for jaywalking
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
253 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You receive a check of
96 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
55
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
287 for your solid work.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
515.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
541
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
510.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
320
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
50
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
100! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
100
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob inuyasha5974, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
0 of stolen merchandise
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
91.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
327
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 57 seconds.
/work
You receive a check of
84 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
98
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
99
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
65.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
143!
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
72
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
401. Great job.
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
0 for public indecency.
You did a fundraiser and raised
84
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
315
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
77
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
98
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
67
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
423.
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
136 for your solid work.
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7 - cakey7435
8 - rubaist
9 - beanzdadumbass_11489
10 - redeadenjoyer
cancel
Cancelled command.
/rob Micah
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3 - Matrix#7328
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Cancelled command.
/rob Dutch
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4 - thefordgamer
5 - vixtor.
6 - souphyo
7 - mr_fizi134
8 - getinmamasita
9 - paulietoph
10 - lkballs
1
You were caught attempting to rob mainbluelobster, and have been fined
395.
FUCK
/crime
You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn
507
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
57 to help fund the project!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
64
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
64
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 46 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
373 from the men.
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
61.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - redhead#8261
2 - regulardude2
3 - ser8623
4 - alice_______
5 - ser_arothgar
6 - bware95
7 - sernoble
8 - ser1zz.
9 - seralina
10 - serato.17
/rob alice_______
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
55
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined
55.
/crime,
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
333
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
340 arrives in the mail the next day.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 31 seconds.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
/rob censoredscreaming
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob censoredscreaming
You robbed
282 from censoredscreaming.
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
100!
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
396
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
337
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 57 seconds.
/boobs
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
65
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
82.
/rob Liakos
You attempted to rob liakos__, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
69
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
430
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
161.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 11 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 32 minutes.
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You sell your crab for
62, you monster
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob rocky400
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 51 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
488
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
70!
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
89
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
289.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
0
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
84!
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
67
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
400.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
69 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
99. Good job.
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
585 to your own account
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
230.
/dep all
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
84 because we pity you.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
62.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
196
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
618.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
16 from baine406.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
64.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
98 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
382!
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
328!
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
352 to the orphanage.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
53.
damn
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
76
/w all
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
249 for the good time.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
87
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
364.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
94 on the ground.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
71 for a good job.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
401! Hell yes.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
124 in total.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
88
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
68
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
269
/crime
You hack into a bank account and transfer
525 to your own account
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
100.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
536
fuuuuck
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
57.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
347, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
353
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
81
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
281
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
133
/work
Just take the
57 and go...
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
83
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
50
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
96.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
75
/slut
You shouldnโt put that inside you... pay
144 to get it out
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
340.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
329 fine!
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
90
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
77 for doing it
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
58
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
258!
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
87
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
59
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
382 from you.
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
91.
/crime
You dabbed.
450 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
51
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
63
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
64
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
624 worth of silver coins.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
98
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
57!
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
55 for your time and effort.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
456
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
374
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
68 for it!
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
68.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
225 : D
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
83.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
60
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
527 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
182
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
91 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
61!
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
87 on the way back home!
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
549.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
200
/work
You drive women to the store for
80
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
80 to clean the stains.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
59
I wish i had that job irl
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
85 off of donations.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
77 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
77
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
320.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
82
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
92
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
195 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
297.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
65
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
69.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
280 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
70 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
80

/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
392
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @clear fox
You were caught attempting to rob ashenbird, and have been fined
454.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
68 worth of scrap.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
548
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
348.
You attempted to rob skippy6789898, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
85
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
349
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
89 for it.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
242 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
331 to the orphanage.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
364 fine.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
82
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
87
/slut
You earned
325 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
354
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
61
/work
You repair the lights and receive
52
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
205 to dodge death.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
0 to restock.
/rob 606395478418128896
You robbed
294 from Deleted User e4a9a523#0774.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
93 off of donations.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
77.
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
171.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
0 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 31 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
53
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
86
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
317... yikes
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
403
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
94
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
54
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
54 for public indecency.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
360 and a sore ass.
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
277
/rob sollavellan
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob solavellan
You robbed
138 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
98
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
ok
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
328!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
57 .
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
604 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
95 for your contributions !
/slut