back-room

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 100.

Reply #636066

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 88 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 90, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 301 in it

Reply #636145

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 314.

Reply #635923

[mystic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 381 for your services.

Reply #636297

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 56 was earned.

Reply #203821

[mystic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 372

Reply #636399

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for 674

Reply #4910485

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 250

Reply #636313

[lofty aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 84

Reply #636333

[lofty aurora]

/rob @mystic siren

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You robbed 1,775 from definitely_a_human.

[lofty aurora]

YEAH

[mystic siren]

NOOOooooo

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 83 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[mystic siren]

/rob @lofty aurora

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You were caught attempting to rob ilovechildrensomuch, and have been fined 399.

[mystic siren]

FUck

[lofty aurora]

lol

you i can pay u back

i got 3.5k from my bet

[mystic siren]

thatd be much appreciated lol

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You get a commission request, the payment is 66.

Reply #636379

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You got featured and won 64

Reply #636295

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 54

Reply #636439

[ripe badger]

/scrime

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for 381

Reply #636118

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 370 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a janitor and earn 74

Reply #74

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 52.

Reply #635990

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910537

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 0.

Reply #635924

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn 591

Reply #636036

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 61

Reply #635865

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 271

Reply #636523

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You sell your crab for 85, you monster

Reply #635944

[ripe badger]

/rob lucille

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You've been fined 61 for trying to rob a poor person.

[lofty aurora]

/pay @mystic siren 1775

[tacit pagoda]

/slut

[silent gale]

egg35w344

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 254 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[tacit pagoda]

/work

[silent gale]

egg35w344

You work as a janitor and earn 76

Reply #74

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 0 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 0 kiddo

Reply #635880

[lofty aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 59.

Reply #636508

[lofty aurora]

/rob @mystic siren

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You were caught attempting to rob definitely_a_human, and have been fined 59.

[lofty aurora]

/rob

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[lofty aurora]

/rob @ashen flower

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[lofty aurora]

aw

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 90.

Reply #636443

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 507 on the way back.

Reply #636264

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You rake in 326, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 60

Reply #636083

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a wine taster and earn 85

Reply #15

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got 412

Reply #635957

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 347.

Reply #635923

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 64

Reply #636374

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 83

Reply #636015

[little atlas]

/work

[silent gale]

killchick.

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 87!

Reply #636259

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 404!

Reply #636312

[lofty spoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

cozyfire_23

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 200

Reply #636169

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 64.

Reply #636429

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 228.

Reply #635908

[copper patrol]

damn

[spice raven]

ik 😢

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 90

Reply #21

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 30 seconds.

[copper patrol]

slut

[spice raven]

no u

insert lit edit here

[copper patrol]

damn

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 418!

Reply #636332

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 57

Reply #19

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910543

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you 0 for public indecency.

Reply #636266

[lofty aurora]

??asd/as

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 65

Reply #59

[ripe badger]

/wrok

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 91. Good job!

Reply #636279

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You earned 291 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You hacked into a terrorist's computer, and managed to earn 281

Reply #636036

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

seb.as.14

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 215.

Reply #4910498

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined 129.

Reply #635960

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 397 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 70 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[tribal basin]

/work

[silent gale]

tacoenthusiast

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 95 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[tribal basin]

/crime

[silent gale]

tacoenthusiast

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 295

Reply #636033

[tribal basin]

/work

[silent gale]

tacoenthusiast

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 32 seconds.

[tribal basin]

/slut

[silent gale]

tacoenthusiast

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 0 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[tribal basin]

Nice

[olive geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

economyjungle65

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 200.

Reply #55475

[olive geyser]

/work

[silent gale]

economyjungle65

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 53

Reply #53

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 51 I think...

Reply #635916

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 72

Reply #47

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made 282 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.

Reply #636170

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 258 for the night.

Reply #636471

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You work as a model and earn 61

Reply #18

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 338

Reply #636176

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 317.

Reply #55467

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You worked and gained 70

Reply #636440

[mystic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 217

Reply #635907

[mystic siren]

/crime

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You hacked a bank and stole 447

Reply #636242

[frosty gale]

/work

[silent gale]

watfx

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 76 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[frosty gale]

/crime

[silent gale]

watfx

You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined 276.

Reply #4910557

[frosty gale]

/slut

[silent gale]

watfx

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 270!

Reply #636487

[naive tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You work as a police officer and earn 83

Reply #66

[naive tundra]

/crime

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 83 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[naive tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 296 in one night.

Reply #636466

[naive tundra]

/rob @silent gale

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You drive women to the store for 88

Reply #636048

[spice raven]

/s;ut

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 135!

Reply #636487

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 143 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined 208

Reply #636371

[lofty aurora]

fuck

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 62.

Reply #4910423

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 67

Reply #838252

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You get 153 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 608

Reply #636235

[ripe badger]

Fucker

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 216 after.

Reply #636261

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a 278 fine!

Reply #635893

[lofty aurora]

fuck

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

[lofty aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You work as crisis actor and earn 93.

Reply #636433

[lofty aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 55 seconds.

[lofty aurora]

/rob @mystic siren

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You robbed 2,213 from definitely_a_human.

[lofty aurora]

sorry

i need it

i lost it all😭

yeah im never playing bj ever again

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You participate in a scientific study and earn 56 for your time and effort.

Reply #4910429

[pseudo bronze]

/Rob @lofty aurora

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You've been fined 525 for trying to rob a poor person.

[pseudo bronze]

WHAT

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910539

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 0

Reply #636075

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 60.

Reply #636082

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You found 78 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You shake what your momma gave you for 141.

Reply #636544

[lofty aurora]

lmao

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 26 minutes and 28 seconds.

[lofty aurora]

fuck

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for 0.

Reply #636398

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[lofty aurora]

oh my god

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 67

Reply #636439

[naive tundra]

/work

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You made a great pun! Take this 59.

Reply #636539

[naive tundra]

/crime

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 355

Reply #636033

[naive tundra]

/slut

[silent gale]

Soap#9934

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 275 for the night.

Reply #636471

[celest loom]

hiii[

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 78 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 75 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 219

Reply #635965

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 682

Reply #636423

[ripe badger]

Guh.

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 67

Reply #635867

[lofty aurora]

/slut

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 82

Reply #636439

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw 222 at you.

Reply #636455

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work for a private military company, earning 56

Reply #636074

[toxic holly]

/slut

[silent gale]

shiddypc

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 145 in one night.

Reply #636466

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 59. Good job!

Reply #636279

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 374 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked and gained 75

Reply #636440

[sweet wave]

/work

[silent gale]

twisted_fairytale

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 67

Reply #9

[amber surge]

/work

[silent gale]

Honeebunnyy#5794

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 56 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 206.

Reply #636472

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 193 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 86

Reply #31

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 86

Reply #636131

[ripe badger]

Im donezo.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 62.

Reply #636556

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 96

Reply #54

[lofty aurora]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 296.

Reply #636182

[lofty aurora]

/work

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 50.

Reply #636556

[lofty aurora]

/slut

[silent gale]

ilovechildrensomuch

An adult video site pays you 316 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[lofty aurora]

nah thats crazy

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 349 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 183 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ripe badger]

wtf man

/rob Jhon Van Der Morgan

[silent gale]

GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

/rob John Van Der Morgan

[silent gale]

GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You've been fined 183 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 76

Reply #636015

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 42 seconds.

[livid coral]

/work

[ripe badger]

ok

[silent gale]

145canderson

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 59!

Reply #636316

[silent gale]

s.y.l.v.a.n

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 203!

Reply #635946

s.y.l.v.a.n

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.

[cerulean lotus]

/work

[silent gale]

macz_

You worked as a bartender, and earned 66 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[cerulean lotus]

/slut

[silent gale]

macz_

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 364

Reply #636463

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 211 in donations!

Reply #636030

[modest hound]

○_○

What

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 91 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 60!

Reply #636160

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 273

Reply #7034

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 51 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab 268 from their pockets.

Reply #635968

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 263 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 87 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[rose sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

theveryweirdperson

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 79. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[rose sleet]

Yay

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 100

Reply #42

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 58 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 85 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[sharp ice]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxxxx420_

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 396

Reply #636555

[sharp ice]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxxxx420_

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 567 on the market

Reply #636461

[sharp ice]

/work

[silent gale]

xxxxx420_

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 100

Reply #635869

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 0 but you really don't remember.

Reply #636449

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You go down on that rich kid and earn 297

Reply #635900

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 53 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 73 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 292

Reply #635935

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 113

Reply #1441157

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 89

Reply #46

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 186.

Reply #55475

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 42 seconds.

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 63 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 5 seconds.

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 6 seconds.

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You clean the chimney and find 75.

Reply #636287

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 492

Reply #635969

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

queenhoneybee01

You fucked a traffic cone and found 316 inside it

Reply #636329

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked as a bartender, and earned 81 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 95.

Reply #636057

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of 283

Reply #635998

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 190

Reply #636523

[olive geyser]

/slut

[silent gale]

economyjungle65

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 156

Reply #636313

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 356

Reply #635974

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined 418.

Reply #4910532

[ripe badger]

/job

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 64

Reply #636087

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 87.

Reply #834680

[livid coral]

/slut

[silent gale]

145canderson

You found an extra 191 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You work as a bread scientist and earn 74

Reply #27

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 446

Reply #172

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 149 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 95 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 140 from you.

Reply #636525

[tacit pagoda]

/work

[silent gale]

egg35w344

You found 91 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[tacit pagoda]

/slut

[silent gale]

egg35w344

You become a pimp and earn 347!

Reply #636344

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 0

Reply #636099

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 0.

Reply #636547

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You receive a check of 100 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 84 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[livid coral]

/slut

[silent gale]

145canderson

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 296.

Reply #635909

[viscid peak]

/work

[silent gale]

danielle_night

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 99!

Reply #636278

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 66 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You went to work and gained 72

Reply #636510

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 262 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You clean the chimney and find 67.

Reply #636287

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You bake cupcakes and receive 90

Reply #636341

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined 407.

Reply #4910534

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 218

Reply #636002

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 376.

Reply #636503

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You work for a private military company, earning 73

Reply #636074

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits, 402 arrives in the mail the next day.

Reply #636447

[ripe badger]

YAY

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 95, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 323, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 100 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[chilly gale]

/work

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 67 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[chilly gale]

Damn it

/slut

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 285.

Reply #636503

[chilly gale]

I hate this game, I wanna go into debt

/crime

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for 282

Reply #4910477

[chilly gale]

/work

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 19 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 89.

Reply #636443

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

nikoroxx

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 332

Reply #635965

[ripe badger]

Not gonna risk it

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a water slide tester and earn 57

Reply #50

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 561

Reply #4910479

[pseudo bronze]

Finally

A successful crime

[torn wing]

/work

[silent gale]

xiuxue

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 55.

Reply #636031

[torn wing]

/crime

[silent gale]

xiuxue

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for 276

Reply #4910472

[dusk epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

_shadowgoblin

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 89 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[dusk epoch]

/crime

[silent gale]

_shadowgoblin

You steal lamps for 288

Reply #635941

[dusk epoch]

/slut

[silent gale]

_shadowgoblin

You shake what your momma gave you for 165.

Reply #636544

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 282

Reply #636231

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 0

Reply #636218

[ripe badger]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 309 in total.

Reply #636069

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You shake what your momma gave you for 346.

Reply #636544

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work as a janitor and earn 77

Reply #74

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 91

Reply #636353

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 59

Reply #636469

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for 677

Reply #636127

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You found an extra 304 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[dusk epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

_shadowgoblin

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 50

Reply #55

[dusk epoch]

/crime

[silent gale]

_shadowgoblin

You invaded a hangout party and stole 422

Reply #636175

[dusk epoch]

/slut

[silent gale]

_shadowgoblin

You earned 386 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[ripe token]

B

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 95 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[chilly gale]

/work

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 55.

Reply #636071

[chilly gale]

/slut

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 204

Reply #635964

[chilly gale]

/crime

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 503

Reply #636220

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 293 after.

Reply #636261

[modest hound]

○_○

You see nothing

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 71.

Reply #4910424

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 17 seconds.

[modest hound]

Alr

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 95 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 95.

Reply #834714

[light mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 0.

Reply #635950

[light mango]

/rob @modest hound

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 971 from bentley4737.

[modest hound]

Why

/rob @light mango

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You attempted to rob malileon, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[modest hound]

Ah I see

[light mango]

I dont have money

[modest hound]

Alr man

I'll get more money soon

/crime

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 442

Reply #636178

[modest hound]

And I lost all of my money great

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 100!

Reply #636413

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for 690

Reply #4910460

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as crisis actor and earn 87.

Reply #636433

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 374!

Reply #635920

[rose sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

theveryweirdperson

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 86

Reply #636469

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You take your dog for a walk and gain 60

Reply #636388

[pseudo bronze]

/Rob @silent gale

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.

[chilly gale]

/crime

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 200!

Reply #636312

[chilly gale]

YES

DEBT

/work

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 93. Good job.

Reply #636285

[chilly gale]

/slut

[silent gale]

enchilada0319

You suck some toes and earn 176

Reply #636551

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as the head of elephants and earn 70

Reply #7

[proud hill]

/work

[silent gale]

trollet08

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 50 for your work.

Reply #636481

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 270 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 76 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[whole dome]

/slut

[silent gale]

ylvavalkyrja

You earned 151 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[whole dome]

/work

[silent gale]

ylvavalkyrja

You take your cat for a walk and gain 58

Reply #636389

[whole dome]

/crime

[silent gale]

ylvavalkyrja

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 409.

Reply #4910505

[modest hound]

/crime

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You were caught driving under the influence of alcohol and have been fined 505.

Reply #4910510

[modest hound]

K

[silent gale]

theveryweirdperson

You attempted to rob bentley4737, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[rose sleet]

Damn

/crime

[silent gale]

theveryweirdperson

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined 106.

Reply #4910493

[rose sleet]

/bank

/money

[torn wing]

/work

[silent gale]

xiuxue

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 87. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[torn wing]

/crime

[silent gale]

xiuxue

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a 331 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

Reply #838106

[torn wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

xiuxue

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 214!

Reply #834979

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 231 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 66.

Reply #4910423

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 148.

Reply #834714

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 74

Reply #1

[neon wolf]

/work

[silent gale]

zacko1235

You work as a bread scientist and earn 78

Reply #27

[neon wolf]

/slut

[silent gale]

zacko1235

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 359

Reply #28

[neon wolf]

/work

[silent gale]

zacko1235

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 25 seconds.

[neon wolf]

/crime

[silent gale]

zacko1235

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a 200 fine!

Reply #635897

[neon wolf]

/slut

[silent gale]

zacko1235

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 58 seconds.

[neon wolf]

/crime

[silent gale]

zacko1235

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 74!

Reply #636331

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 52

Reply #838228

[summer slate]

/slut

[silent gale]

soulxlover#8455

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 288

Reply #635965

[summer slate]

/work

[silent gale]

soulxlover#8455

You work as a dog food taster and earn 99

Reply #34

[lofty spoke]

/work

[silent gale]

cozyfire_23

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 77

Reply #43

[spice raven]

/WORL

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 100

Reply #2

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 227.

Reply #636527

[exotic monolith]

/slut

[silent gale]

80876

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 208 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[exotic monolith]

/crime

[silent gale]

80876

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give 323 to make up for it

Reply #636289

[exotic monolith]

/work

[silent gale]

80876

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 93.

Reply #4910428

[exotic monolith]

/dep all

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 76 for it!

Reply #636559

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 62 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[livid coral]

/slut

[silent gale]

145canderson

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 123.

Reply #636547

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 95 for your services.

Reply #636364

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You work as a space lawyer and earn 68

Reply #6

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You cannot work for 55 seconds.

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You develop games and earn 84.

Reply #636067

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of 310

Reply #636156

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 281 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[faint wyvern]

/crine

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool 454.

Reply #636115

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 197.

Reply #636527

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 73 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[loud rune]

/work

[silent gale]

kaaskipnugget

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 81 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[loud rune]

/slut

[silent gale]

kaaskipnugget

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 81

Reply #635985

[loud rune]

/crime

[silent gale]

kaaskipnugget

You work for a hacking association and earn 540

Reply #636207

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 77 😃

Reply #636401

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined 393

Reply #167

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 78.

Reply #636508

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 65.

Reply #636066

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of 200!

Reply #636160

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 258 for the night.

Reply #636471

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 52

Reply #636035

[true roost]

/work

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 50

Reply #838228

[true roost]

/rob

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[true roost]

/crime

[silent gale]

icantfindausernamehelpme

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get 619

Reply #636189

[true roost]

Why would a hobo have 600 bucks lmfao

/dep all

oh

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make 50 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.

Reply #4910395

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 200.

Reply #55472

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 323

Reply #635904

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a police officer and earn 76

Reply #66

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You develop games and earn 73.

Reply #636067

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 89, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[sick cosmos]

/worj

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You clean off the counters and get paid 62

Reply #636338

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for 287

Reply #636006

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 177.

Reply #55468

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You repair the arcade machines and receive 97

Reply #636347

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 325.

Reply #4910544

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 90

Reply #636460

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You eat bananas for a living and get 50

Reply #636535

[proud hill]

/slut

[silent gale]

trollet08

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra 139.

Reply #636068

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of 0

Reply #635867

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 400.

Reply #636054

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You steal 499 from your boss and didn't get caught.

Reply #636354

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 93

Reply #45

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 374

Reply #7034

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 54.

Reply #4910428

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell bananas for 64

Reply #834708

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You earn 355 for giving some succ (the good kind)

Reply #635878

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as a space lawyer and earn 56

Reply #6

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 86!

Reply #635954

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as a wine taster and earn 74

Reply #15

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 347

Reply #635999

[cyan totem]

/slut

[silent gale]

xxballslover69420xx

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 149

Reply #635965

[cyan totem]

dear god

/work

[silent gale]

xxballslover69420xx

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 58 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[cyan totem]

/crime

[silent gale]

xxballslover69420xx

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined 281.

Reply #4910546

[cyan totem]

oof

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at a lamp store and earn 83

Reply #635947

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make 64 for your skills in temporal navigation.

Reply #4910392

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for 504.

Reply #4910522

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional snail racer and win 53

Reply #636077

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 200

Reply #636393

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 306.

Reply #636527

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You bake cupcakes and receive 93

Reply #636341

[burnt tartan]

/work

[silent gale]

literallyarthurmorganbro

You sell V-bucks and make 95!

Reply #636520

[burnt tartan]

/crime

[silent gale]

literallyarthurmorganbro

You rob a convenience store for 360

Reply #636126

[burnt tartan]

/bal

[rose sleet]

/crime

[silent gale]

theveryweirdperson

You hack into the mainframe, getting 633 in the process

Reply #636381

[rose sleet]

/work

[silent gale]

theveryweirdperson

You clean off the counters and get paid 75

Reply #636338

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 76

Reply #9

[tranquil bear]

how did I not notic this

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 55

Reply #636494

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 358 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 94

Reply #204081

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 92

Reply #39

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 59

Reply #1

[silent gale]

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 84

Reply #635903

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You robbed 8 from literallyarthurmorganbro.

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You were fined 8 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 100 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[silent gale]

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 75.

Reply #636410

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 57

Reply #636286

[odd swift]

/work

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 87 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[odd swift]

/slut

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 270

Reply #635964

[odd swift]

/crime

[silent gale]

alexthebaker

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 349.

Reply #4910539

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 85!

Reply #636259

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 65 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a 247 fine!

Reply #636008

[torn wing]

/work

[silent gale]

xiuxue

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 68

Reply #53

[torn wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

xiuxue

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 316 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 299

Reply #636500

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 88

Reply #17

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 74.

Reply #4910425

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You clean off the tables and get paid 59

Reply #636359

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 63!

Reply #635954

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You work as a space lawyer and earn 66

Reply #6

[torn wing]

/work

[silent gale]

xiuxue

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 96

Reply #2

[torn wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

xiuxue

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with 356 and a real sore hangover.

Reply #636262

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 50 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You find 53 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 90 for doing it

Reply #636462

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 367.

Reply #55467

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 75 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 79.

Reply #636071

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 65

Reply #42

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 317

Reply #636342

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You work as a pet food taster and earn 52.

Reply #4910439

[hollow prawn]

/work

[silent gale]

𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓#5635

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 80 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[hollow prawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓#5635

You become a pimp and earn 128!

Reply #636344

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 301 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 94

Reply #838228

[zinc fox]

/slut

[silent gale]

zzlendyy

You get 286 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[zinc fox]

/work

[silent gale]

zzlendyy

You work as a streamer and gain 53 from donations

Reply #635918

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 687.

Reply #636182

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 82 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 390

Reply #838124

[iron lily]

/crime

[silent gale]

moktu1213

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 200. Great job.

Reply #636357

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You held a bus hostage and got paid 494

Reply #635972

[faint wyvern]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 352

Reply #635904

[faint wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 92.

Reply #636411

[ripe badger]

/bj all

/bj all

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 46 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 44 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 34 seconds.

[worldly valley]

/work

[silent gale]

cheese_mouse

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 84 in profits

Reply #838133

[worldly valley]

/crime

[silent gale]

cheese_mouse

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 614

Reply #636121

[worldly valley]

/bj all

/crime

[silent gale]

cheese_mouse

You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 41 seconds.

[worldly valley]

/slut

[silent gale]

cheese_mouse

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 376

Reply #636500

[worldly valley]

/steal

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 62

Reply #19

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You assassinate an actor for 656

Reply #636238

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 385 : D

Reply #635875

[rocky lintel]

/crime

[silent gale]

orenge5075

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 200 but you really don't remember.

Reply #636449

[rocky lintel]

/crime

[silent gale]

orenge5075

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

[rocky lintel]

/slut

[silent gale]

orenge5075

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 195

Reply #28

[rocky lintel]

/steal

/work

[silent gale]

orenge5075

A drunk man pays you 100 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[rocky lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

orenge5075

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[silent gale]

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined 75

Reply #636193

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

69 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[faint wyvern]

/crime

[silent gale]

.lucilles

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 0!

Reply #636332

[faint wyvern]

/slut

[silent gale]

.lucilles

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 0.

Reply #636530

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 96 for your work.

Reply #636481

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 317

Reply #636370

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 119

Reply #635871

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned 53.

Reply #636086

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You work as a pet food taster and earn 61.

Reply #4910439

[livid coral]

/work

[silent gale]

145canderson

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 55.

Reply #636258

[mystic siren]

/work

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 98

Reply #70

[mystic siren]

/slut

[silent gale]

definitely_a_human

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 340 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 70.

Reply #635990

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 64 for all your items.

Reply #636459

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

bl2k_suited_m0rg2n

You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined 194.

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 95.

Reply #4910423

[coral wraith]

/crime

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined 278

Reply #636375

[coral wraith]

/slut

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 332

Reply #176

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 69 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[coral wraith]

/work

[silent gale]

rytnix09

You slept in a bed and found 82 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a space lawyer and earn 78

Reply #6

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 54 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You develop games for a living and earn 71.

Reply #636041

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found 700 in it.

Reply #636249

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

You work as a pilot and earn 82

Reply #67

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

inuyasha5974

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 323 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 52

Reply #12

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You cannot work for 20 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 61.

Reply #636055

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 65 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 84

Reply #636353

[modest hound]

/slut

[silent gale]

bentley4737

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 183 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[modest hound]

/work

[silent gale]

bentley4737

You clean off the tables and get paid 79

Reply #636359

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 92

Reply #61

[pseudo bronze]

/work