#back-room
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The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
66.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
79
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
56!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 4 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
80
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
331.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
205 for your solid work.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
188 for your solid work.
/work
You gave yourself
56 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
77
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
654 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
oop
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
56.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
310
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
98
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
100
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
55
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
85
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
51 for your team winning!
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
232 for your services.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
99
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
258
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
80
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
179 for your hard work.
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
589
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
85.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
71 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
99!
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
71 out of pity.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
95.
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
365 worth of assets.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
334, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
80 for your work.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
73.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
427.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
235 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
98
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
70
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
392
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
462
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
360 from the men.
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 43 seconds.
You dabbed on the haters and got
297
You work as a water slide tester and earn
63
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
73!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 35 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/lottery
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
63
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
180
You were caught attempting to rob Rize#9597, and have been fined
243.
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
0
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
78
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
397!
/slut
You found an extra
301 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You battled and gained
88.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
66
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
227
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
73
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
366
thank god i did the crime first
You were caught attempting to rob qwazyiscool, and have been fined
358.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
oh
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
54.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
60, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
90
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
626 fine.
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
393
lol
god damn
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
602
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
193.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
68 though.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
85.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
69
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
88 for tasting different types of tea.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
103 from the men.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
191!
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
97
what
We’re Dutch
We are indeed
We’re both Dutch
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
72!
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
88 for your insight into the future.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
213 for your hard work.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
73.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
133.
/crime
You were fined
0 for slacking in school!
excuse me?
was i suppsoed to be payed for jerking off in class?
/rob @sharp ice
You robbed
244 from xxxxx420_.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
82
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
239
/dep all
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
169 to fuck the girls inside.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
200 to get it repaired.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
74
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
90 near one of the potatoes
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
63
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
100 for their medical fees.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
672.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
62.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
419 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
60
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
87 for doing it
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
80 for your participation.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
269
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
170 to have them cleaned
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
81
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
113
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
57
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
74
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
50.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
212
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
680
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
93.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
98
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
554...
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
185.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
59
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
214 in one night.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
54 for your participation.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
72
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
159 for your solid work.
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
0.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
95.
/crime
You break a window in New York for
640.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
0.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
0 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
53.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
0.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
653
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
85
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
61.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
353!
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
325!
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
200 in hospital expenses...
/run
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
96
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
310 to dodge death.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
318 on medical bills.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
99 though.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
102
/work
You were farming and earned
97
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
68
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
554
/slut
You earned
347 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/hide
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
77
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
97 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
75.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
299
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
380.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
0, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
63
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
404
/bj all
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
210 or go to jail.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
97
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
121.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
287 from the men.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
77
You murdered your old CEO and found
414 in his jacket!
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Rocky
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rocky400
2 - .rocky.exe
3 - rocky.raccoon
4 - rocky_148
5 - rocky_pie
6 - .rockyx
7 - Rocky007#0369
8 - RockyCactus8#5312
9 - rockygamr_5002
10 - RockyPie!#0019
1
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
95, you monster
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
316.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
58.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
58
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
96
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
290 and a sore ass.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
256
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
55 for your struggles.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
129.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
53 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
252
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
53!
/work
You worked and gained
51
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
89 for having your junk out.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob baine406
You robbed
340 from baine406.
/rob Mr Jonk
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
73 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
368 for your hard work.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
130.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
0.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
100
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
55
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
372
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
90!
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
553
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
0
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
98.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
144
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
67!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
260
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
427.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
278 : D
/work
You got out of bed. Have
79
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
172 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
96
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
54
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
56 .
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
95 as a reward.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
66
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
70!
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
227
/slut
Your friend pays you
375 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
324 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
damn
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
73.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
161
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
0
FUCK
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
59
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
112 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
475. No one found out... thank God.
/work
You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make
78 for your expertise in unicorn management.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
277!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
370
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
429
damn
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
61
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 27 seconds.
oh
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
200 for violating the stay-at-home order.
LMAO
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
74!
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
67.
/slut
Your friend pays you
342 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
470
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
75
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
78 for your hard work
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
94
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
78, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
431.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
70
Ouch
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
149.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
71.
You were caught speeding and have been fined
278.
Shit
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
84
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
91
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
493 arrives in the mail the next day.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
98
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
671
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
110.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
256
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Shadowgoblin
You attempted to rob _shadowgoblin, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
damn this is difficult
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
558
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
337.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
77
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
52
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
77!
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
77.
You rob another server for
601

/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
136
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
84!
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
343.
Fucking bastard
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
81 for your participation.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
486
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
145 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
87
i got some jellybeans
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
83
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
248 trying to twerk.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
344
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
282
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
308.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
50
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
328.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
380.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
242.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
0. Great job.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
90 a day
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
80
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
75
/slut
You earn
263 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
638
/work
You make a living selling weed for
77 a day
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
99!
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
99.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
419.
YESSIR
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
68
/slut
You earn
148 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
93
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
274
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
61 😃
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
275 for more in game currency.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
81
/slut
You get paid
210 for crossdressing
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
0.
Your friend pays you
327 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
54
/work
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
61.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
240 for your hard work.
/work
You found
56 on the floor.
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
406.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
215 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
59 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
77 though.
/work
55 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
400 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
318 in it.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
67
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
66
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
108.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
501
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
58
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
89
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
56
/slut
Your friend pays you
130 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for
553.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
62
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
62
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
0 fine!
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
414 from the box of fares.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
60
/slut
Your friend pays you
293 for you to worship her feet
dAMN
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
96
/slut
An adult video site pays you
348 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
607
W
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
62 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
86
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
268!
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
322
:(
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
71 for watching.
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
446.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
366.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
479.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
73
Electrician Abigail
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
93
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
73!
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
63
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
63 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You were farming and earned
53
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
461.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
57 off your new game.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
52.
/work
You worked overtime for
92
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
I see
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
94
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
91
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
326 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
521 for being a lazy ass person.
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
279
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
93 from ad revenue.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
231!
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
345
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
76
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
469 from you and left.
/ work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
96
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
216, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
59.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
251 in payment for a cleaner.
/crime
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for
525
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
92
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
94 for spreading joy and happiness.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
333
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
112 from you.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
53.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
254
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
188.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
70
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
82 of stolen merchandise
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
83
/work
You repair the lights and receive
78
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
193 from the men.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
310
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
489
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
66 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You sell bananas for
86
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
85.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
84 was earned.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
79!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
219.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
309
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
68 .
/work
You become a game developer and raised
80 for charity.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
80 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
431
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
47.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
58.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
59, as it was originally their job
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
60 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
60 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You found
58 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
163.
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
638.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
67.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
70
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
55 off of donations.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
100 anyway.
/crime
You robbed
645 from a convenience store.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
234!
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
68
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
0
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
64
/work
You went to work and gained
73
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
652
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
170
WHAAAT
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
85.
/crime
You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for
282.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
283.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
64
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
85 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
267
/crime
You steal a fire hydrant and sell it to a scrap yard for
564
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
66.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
228
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
294
well there goes all my money
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
81
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
67
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
51
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
51.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
188
/work
You were farming and earned
55
/crime
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
538
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
296
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
69
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
64.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
376
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
59
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
64
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
68.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
57
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
281.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
372 for your solid work.
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
200.
/work
Just take the
66 and go...
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
57
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
252
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
61.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
84
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
548
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
95
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
380 from you and left.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
89
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
461 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
162.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
91 for your participation.
You attempted to rob wernyey, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You have been fined
0 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
54
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
54 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
@lofty aurora haha you fucking dumbass
/rаре @lofty aurora
Why dunnowork
/rob @lofty aurora
You've been fined
200 for trying to rob a poor person.
dumbass
@lofty aurora i will rаре you