#back-room

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

You gave yourself Cash65 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

You sell bananas for Cash81

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hoolias

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Domenic#2485

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash56 out of pity.

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Domenic#2485

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4kal1

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hoolias

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guidingspirit4

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

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rictasticisamenace

You were caught littering and have been fined Cash200.

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rictasticisamenace

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

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rictasticisamenace

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rictasticisamenace

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Domenic#2485

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baine406

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Gambling time

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paigebrook

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paigebrook

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paigebrook

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egg35w344

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egg35w344

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baine406

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taco.crz

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taco.crz

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.chriss_loli

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash83. Good job!

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

You sold drugs for Cash449

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/slut

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Domenic#2485

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/Bank

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/work

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash89 strewn about between the seats!

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Domenic#2485

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash429.

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/slut

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Domenic#2485

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash384.

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/slut

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negan1432

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash285 at you.

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Bro

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/work

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Domenic#2485

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash64

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Domenic#2485

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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 13 seconds.

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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.

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@silent galeprefix

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baine406

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash77

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/work

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Domenic#2485

You work as a model and earn Cash66

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/slut

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Domenic#2485

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash323 after.

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/crime

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Domenic#2485

You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost Cash332.

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Domenic#2485

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash71

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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 58 seconds.

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shoutmessage

You got out of bed. Have Cash88

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/crime

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shoutmessage

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash480 fine!

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godamnit

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fuck thus

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/slut

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xxxxx420_

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash238, and you go ahead with it.

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xxxxx420_

You make a living selling weed for Cash59 a day

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xxxxx420_

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egg35w344

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash226 to get it cured.

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egg35w344

You clean the chimney and find Cash76.

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baine406

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hoolias

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xxxxx420_

You are fined Cash681 for jaywalking

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xxxxx420_

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xxxxx420_

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xxxxx420_

You trespassed onto private property and have been fined Cash458.

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.lucilles

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.lucilles

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xxxxx420_

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash63

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xxxxx420_

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xxxxx420_

You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined Cash0.

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Domenic#2485

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/crime

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Domenic#2485

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined Cash642.

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/slut

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Domenic#2485

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash100!

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hoolias

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xxxxx420_

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash212.

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roland#0948

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash63!

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roland#0948

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roland#0948

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined Cash333.

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xxxxx420_

You found an extra Cash239 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

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xxxxx420_

You worked overtime for Cash57

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.eldrix

You clean the chimney and find Cash67.

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.eldrix

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at Cash678.

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roland#0948

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash119.

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hoolias

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash100.

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roland#0948

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash289 from you and left.

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baine406

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hoolias

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baine406

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_shadowgoblin

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash51

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/slut

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_shadowgoblin

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash269 to get it repaired.

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_shadowgoblin

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash370

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ruralaladin

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out Cash522 from the box of fares.

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ruralaladin

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash259 for your hard work.

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ruralaladin

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash97!

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xxxxx420_

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash0 to have them cleaned

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xxxxx420_

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for Cash416

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You work for a private military company, earning Cash56

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bustyboi98

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash245

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god_vm

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash200!

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sm0ka_w00d17

You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for Cash506

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stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 44 seconds.

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paigebrook

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash328 in order to keep quiet about it.

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paigebrook

You receive a check of Cash62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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.eldrix

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash93

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.eldrix

You were caught urinating in public and have been fined Cash353.

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/slut

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.eldrix

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash274

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/slut

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roland#0948

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash245 for your solid work.

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roland#0948

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash63

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roland#0948

You assassinate an actor for Cash607

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/slut

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xxxxx420_

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash117

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You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash83

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xxxxx420_

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash200 fine

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baine406

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash92

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Seenjudz#2154

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash652!

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Seenjudz#2154

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash52 for your vivid imagination.

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roland#0948

You work all day at the factory Cash76

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roland#0948

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash265

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roland#0948

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined Cash330.

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baine406

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash74

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hoolias

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash61

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/slut

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xxxxx420_

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash186

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You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash575

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xxxxx420_

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash86 for doing it

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.eldrix

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash55!

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.eldrix

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash543

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/slut

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.eldrix

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash324 from you.

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/work

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hoolias

You found Cash60 on the floor.

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roland#0948

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash75 for watching.

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roland#0948

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.

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roland#0948

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 39 seconds.

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wowzers8_

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash136 : D

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xxxxx420_

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of Cash0

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xxxxx420_

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash0

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xxxxx420_

You receive a check of Cash93 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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.eldrix

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash95

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.eldrix

You stole a car and sold it for Cash655

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/slut

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.eldrix

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash286 for their medical fees.

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baine406

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash75

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.eldrix

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash85 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

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/crime

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.eldrix

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash462

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/slut

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.eldrix

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash161

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/work

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malileon

You work as an egg and earn Cash93

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/slut

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malileon

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash157

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baine406

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash60.

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hoolias

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash68

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.eldrix

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash51

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.eldrix

You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for Cash272.

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/slut

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.eldrix

You rake in Cash209, but your butthole will never be the same...

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/slut

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paigebrook

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash113 after.

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/work

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paigebrook

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash85

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/crime

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paigebrook

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your Cash335 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

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/work

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hoolias

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash77

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/slut

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haha_railgun_go_brrr

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash325 from the client

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/work

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haha_railgun_go_brrr

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash65

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/crime

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haha_railgun_go_brrr

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash620.

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/work

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hoolias

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash86

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/work

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Domenic#2485

You drive women to the store for Cash77

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/slut

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Domenic#2485

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash105 to stop because that's weird.

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Domenic#2485

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torn finch
#

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hoolias

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 22 seconds.

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#

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silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/slut

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.eldrix

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torn finch
#

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silent galeBOT
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hoolias

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#

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silent galeBOT
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dr_snakez_2224

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dr_snakez_2224

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dr_snakez_2224

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.

torn finch
#

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hoolias

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.eldrix

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.eldrix

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#

/slut

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.eldrix

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lament plover
#

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simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

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simple dove
#

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roland#0948

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simple dove
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silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

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dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash279

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#

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_shadowgoblin

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#

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silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash567

simple dove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you Cash337.

simple dove
#

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silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

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simple dove
#

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roland#0948

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#

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.eldrix

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#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

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lament plover
#

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broken sorrel
#

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silent galeBOT
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baine406

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#

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.kunno

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broken sorrel
#

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baine406

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simple dove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

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simple dove
#

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roland#0948

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simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

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light oyster
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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nealo79

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#

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nealo79

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#

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nealo79

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

light oyster
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
nealo79

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/crime

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#
.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/slut

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.eldrix

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#

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.kunno

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#

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.kunno

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

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#

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baine406

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#

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baine406

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broken sorrel
#

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baine406

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#

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silent galeBOT
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BRNDLGND#9638

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broken sorrel
#

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baine406

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash71.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

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tepid ingot
#

/work

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Domenic#2485

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tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

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tepid ingot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you Cash311.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash332

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 46 seconds.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 36 seconds.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

lament plover
#

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silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash56.

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

You were farming and earned Cash64

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 31 seconds.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash63 for spreading joy and happiness.

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash229 from you.

tepid ingot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

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dusky swallow
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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TK_Kristof#8694

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dusky swallow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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TK_Kristof#8694

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash0

dusky swallow
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
TK_Kristof#8694

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lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

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lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You robbed Cash257 from a convenience store.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash180.

dusky swallow
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
TK_Kristof#8694

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 38 seconds.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You gave yourself Cash63 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 56 seconds.

torn finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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hoolias

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash86 for your time and effort.

cosmic viper
#

Fr?

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
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qwazyiscool

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash63

spice raven
#

/slut

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qwazyiscool

You get Cash220 through donations on your cam stream.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash52

lament plover
#

/work

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.eldrix

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash72.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash162

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#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of Cash474

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#

/work

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.eldrix

You work as a streamer and gain Cash66 from donations

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#

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silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash51!

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal Cash325

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

Your friend pays you Cash383 for you to worship her feet

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

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lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash95 😃

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You rob a convenience store for Cash513

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash228!

clever forum
#

/work

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josherino.

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash53.

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#

/work

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josherino.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

clever forum
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
josherino.

You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you Cash512 to help him out.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash58

simple dove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash89 for your therapeutic skills.

simple dove
#

/slut

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roland#0948

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash162 to have them cleaned

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

An adult video site pays you Cash268 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash573.

simple dove
#

/use revolver

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash72

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 28 seconds.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash84

pseudo bronze
#

/work

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#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash87

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
0uandale

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash65

tepid ingot
#

/work

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#
Domenic#2485

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash100 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

tepid ingot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash358.

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash111.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash63 for helping them out.

amber gate
#

Shut

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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seaemperor_13

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash65

amber gate
#

What

#

No

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rabea27

You bought and sold items and profited Cash100

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash53.

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash358

tepid ingot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn Cash390

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash99 for your team winning!

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You were farming and earned Cash61

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash480.

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash254 on the way back to your ship.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash76 for your time and effort.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash69

pseudo bronze
#

Rude

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash77

pseudo bronze
#

/work

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#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a pilot and earn Cash84

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

A drunk man pays you Cash96 to walk backwards.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You found Cash57 on the floor.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash97 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

tepid ingot
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined Cash447.

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Domenic#2485

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash286

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash61

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#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky02

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash55 as in return!

solar comet
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
falky02

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for Cash653.

solar comet
#

/top

#

/Rob 4kal1

silent galeBOT
#
falky02

check You robbed Cash464 from 4kal1.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash97.

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash368 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

pseudo bronze
#

Whoa there

#

I saw that

#

I can’t

#

Sorry man

#

Jacks fine

#

Nobody

#

We can use fire

#

Calm down bud

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash63 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash84!

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined Cash619

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash337

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash68

pseudo bronze
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of Cash481.

pseudo bronze
#

That sounds like something I’d do

simple dove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash55 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash564

simple dove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash87

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash76.

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You crack open a safe and shovel Cash297 into your pockets. These old people never learn.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash233!

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash81

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
laycrisps

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash105!

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash64

uncut hill
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jackers15

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash79

uncut hill
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jackers15

You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of Cash557!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
notheimposter

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash91

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
notheimposter

You have a good night out and earn Cash255.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a street performer and earn Cash73

cerulean gazelle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
seekylol

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash88 from selling drinks

cerulean gazelle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
seekylol

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined Cash288.

cerulean gazelle
#

:((

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
seekylol

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash0.

cerulean gazelle
#

bruh

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash56 strewn about between the seats!

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash77.

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash270

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash121

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash92

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash85

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash90 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

lost torrent
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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covertdre

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash88

lost torrent
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
covertdre

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash88

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined Cash268.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash173 for your hard work.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash78.

lost torrent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
covertdre

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash234

burnt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash257

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash76

#
jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.

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jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 7 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 59 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 25 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 39 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot work for 41 seconds.

vale arrow
#

jack got saucy oml

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash77

burnt tartan
#

ONLY 77

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 51 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

vale arrow
burnt tartan
#

Can I rob you

vale arrow
#

prolly not

burnt tartan
#

/rob jb0685

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

xmark You were caught attempting to rob jb0685, and have been fined Cash420.

vale arrow
#

i dont use bots anymore

burnt tartan
#

FUCK

#

I HATE

#

BLACK

#

APPLES

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.eldrix

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash52

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for Cash295.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash254

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash179 in total.

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash54. Good job.

#
s.y.l.v.a.n

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash96.

#
s.y.l.v.a.n

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash388!

#
s.y.l.v.a.n

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 2 seconds.

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s.y.l.v.a.n

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash67 anyway.

silent galeBOT
#
s.y.l.v.a.n

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash127 for your solid work.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash62 after the pizzeria closes down.

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash74

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash138... yikes

lost torrent
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
covertdre

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash69 fine!

lost torrent
#

Holy fuck

calm bluff
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theialockhart

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash83

calm bluff
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
theialockhart

You take it up the ass for Cash365

calm bluff
#

Accurate'

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash70

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed Cash272

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash322!

calm bluff
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
theialockhart

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for Cash555

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash95 from selling drinks

tacit pagoda
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
egg35w344

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash160 in total.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
egg35w344

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash51 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash91 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for Cash487

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash135

true shoal
#

/shop

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pepperandpaprika

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash50, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

true shoal
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pepperandpaprika

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined Cash250.

true shoal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pepperandpaprika

You found an extra Cash241 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

true shoal
#

/dep all

#

/bal

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash58!

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 13 seconds.

woven remnant
#

!work

#

!crime

#

!bal

lament plover
woven remnant
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
uzhe_ne_mol0doy

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash73 for your team winning!

woven remnant
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
uzhe_ne_mol0doy

You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined Cash273.

woven remnant
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
uzhe_ne_mol0doy

You take it up the ass for Cash309

woven remnant
#

/bal

#

/top

light mango
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash100.

light mango
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash100 fine!

light mango
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash0 for sexual assault

light mango
#

a yo what

#

/bal @lament plover

#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

xmark You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined Cash0.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a human statue and earn Cash100

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash51!

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash77 for your hard work

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you Cash503.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for Cash170

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash56 worth of scrap.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash56

simple dove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash172.

simple dove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash53

simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash346

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash79

lost torrent
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
meatcamp

Cash53 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash94.

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash260.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash306.

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash84

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
4kal1

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash75.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash80.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
4kal1

You got out of bed. Have Cash71

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash261

pseudo bronze
#

What family

#

They’re all dead 🙄

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash95

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash78.

burnt tartan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash83!

burnt tartan
#

It was me

#

You were drunk

#

I did some underage drink too

#

Your brain probably reset to when you first joined the game

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jackmarstonjohnson

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash302.

burnt tartan
#

/bal

simple fox
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rsba

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash75 for watching.

simple fox
#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rsba

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

burnt tartan
#

Stop working

#

Do you need money?

simple fox
#

yes

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
rsba

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.

simple fox
#

/stripper

#

/baker

#

i want to be a carpenter

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash91 for your struggles.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash76 off your performance.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
totielloqui

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash77

ripe badger
#

/dep all

silent galeBOT
#
yoriichi8724

check You robbed Cash216 from kilaxiann.

#
yoriichi8724

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash216 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

#
yoriichi8724

You went to work and gained Cash73

#
yoriichi8724

You sell body parts on the black market Cash529 in profit.

#
yoriichi8724

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash53!

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding Cash524 to remove it

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash127 to get it repaired.

sick cosmos
#

/dep all

fallow vigil
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
staticshniper

You become a game developer and raised Cash74 for charity.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash61

simple dove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash65 from a thrown out wallet.

simple dove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash236 to have them cleaned

simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

You sell body parts on the black market Cash594 in profit.

simple dove
#

/bj all

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash51

pseudo bronze
#

I’m a hard worker

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash84 and given a bottle of wine.

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for Cash622

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash285

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash77 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make Cash71.

pseudo bronze
#

I’m sorry but imagining Abigail doing this is making me giggle a little bit

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash93

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for Cash564.

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash303 trying to twerk.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash90

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash54 for your efforts!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash86 as a reward.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash51

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get Cash66

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a pet food taster and earn Cash59.

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for Cash526

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

Your friend pays you Cash350 for you to worship her feet

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You work as a pilot and earn Cash78

lament plover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you Cash413

lament plover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash210 in donations!

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash94

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash82 for your time and effort.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash75

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth Cash95!

lament plover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.eldrix

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash86 in your direction.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn Cash92

leaden drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.kunno

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash50 for a good job.

leaden drum
#

w

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.kunno

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash387

leaden drum
#

damnit

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You get paid Cash383 for crossdressing

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash54.

faint wyvern
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for Cash497.

leaden drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.kunno

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash66.

leaden drum
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
.kunno

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 37 seconds.

leaden drum
#

i need some money

#

uh

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.kunno

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.

leaden drum
#

welp

fringe yoke
#

where do i go for support to get into my account

leaden drum
#

what are the commands to work