#back-room
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You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
65 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
81
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
55.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
56 out of pity.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
52.
/work
You got featured and won
63
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
86 for helping them out.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
60 for your time and effort.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
407.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
126 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
200.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
90 for the hard work
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
124
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
95
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
73
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
68
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
94
Gambling time
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
134.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
81 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
489.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
85
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
323
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
74
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
83. Good job!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
60
/crime
You sold drugs for
449
/slut
You earn
109 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/Bank
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
78 for your services.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
89 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
429.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
384.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
285 at you.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
64
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
83
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
77
/work
You work as a model and earn
66
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
323 after.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
332.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
71
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
88
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
480 fine!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
238, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
59 a day
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
392 in his jacket!
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
226 to get it cured.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
76.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
79
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
73
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
285!
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
54
/crime
You are fined
681 for jaywalking
/bal
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
204!
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
76
/crime
You trespassed onto private property and have been fined
458.
/with all
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
54. Good job!
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
186 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
63
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
132 for a new one.
/crime
You were caught fishing without a license and have been fined
0.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
67 for your bravery and heroism.
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
642.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
100!
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
59 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
212.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
51 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
63!
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
360 to your Patreon
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
333.
/slut
You found an extra
239 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You worked overtime for
57
/work
You clean the chimney and find
67.
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
678.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
119.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
100.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
289 from you and left.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
100 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
69
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
69
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
77 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
51
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
269 to get it repaired.
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
370
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
522 from the box of fares.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
259 for your hard work.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
97!
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
0 to have them cleaned
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
416
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
56
/crime
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
533
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
71
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
245
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
200!
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
506
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
328 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You receive a check of
62 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
93
/crime
You were caught urinating in public and have been fined
353.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
274
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
245 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
63
/Crime
You assassinate an actor for
607
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
117
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
83
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
200 fine
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
92
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
652!
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
52 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You work all day at the factory
76
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
265
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
330.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
74
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
61
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
186
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
575
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
86 for doing it
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
55!
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
543
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
324 from you.
/work
You found
60 on the floor.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
75 for watching.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 39 seconds.
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
136 : D
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
0
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
0
/work
You receive a check of
93 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
95
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
655
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
286 for their medical fees.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
75
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
85 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
462
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
161
/work
You work as an egg and earn
93
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
157
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
60.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
68
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
51
/crime
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
272.
/slut
You rake in
209, but your butthole will never be the same...
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
113 after.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
85
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
335 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
77
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
325 from the client
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
65
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
620.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
86
/work
You drive women to the store for
77
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
105 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
603.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
99 for it.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
610
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
239
/work
You are paid
54 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
A woman gave you
688, for killing her husband!
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
62 from your peers.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
83
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
699
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
275!
/bal
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
389
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
293 in return!
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
59, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
279
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
100
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
567
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
337.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
564.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
66.
/work
You work as a model and earn
91
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
270
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
242.
/balance
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
52 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
51
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
68 for all your items.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
115.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
73 for your insight into the future.
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
596
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
200.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
55
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
69 for spreading joy and happiness.
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
354 for damages
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
266
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
64.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
52 for your participation.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
80
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
82 for your time and effort.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
77
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
71.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
78
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
80 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
184 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
311.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
199 in total.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
332
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
77.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
56.
/work
You were farming and earned
64
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
63 for spreading joy and happiness.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
229 from you.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
655.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
205 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/work
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
0
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
53.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
90.
/crime
You robbed
257 from a convenience store.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
180.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
63 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
86 for your time and effort.
Fr?
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
83 from your gullible followers.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
63
/slut
You get
220 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
52
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
72.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
162
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
474
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
66 from donations
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
51!
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
325
/slut
Your friend pays you
383 for you to worship her feet
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
76 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
95 😃
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
513
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
228!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
53.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
512 to help him out.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
58
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
89 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
162 to have them cleaned
/slut
An adult video site pays you
268 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
573.
/use revolver
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
72
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
84
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
87
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
65
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
100 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
358.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
111.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
63 for helping them out.
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
65
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
100
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
53.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
358
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
390
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
99 for your team winning!
/work
You were farming and earned
61
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
480.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
254 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
76 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
69
Rude
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
77
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
84
/work
A drunk man pays you
96 to walk backwards.
/work
You found
57 on the floor.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
97 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
447.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
286
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
61
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
55 as in return!
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
653.
You robbed
464 from 4kal1.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
97.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
368 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
Whoa there
I saw that
I can’t
Sorry man
Jacks fine
Nobody
We can use fire
Calm down bud
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
63 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
84!
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
619
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
337
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
68
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
481.
That sounds like something I’d do
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
55 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
564
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
87
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
76.
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
297 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
233!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
81
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
105!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
64
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
79
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
557!
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
91
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
255.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
73
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
88 from selling drinks
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
288.
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
0.
bruh
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
56 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
77.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
270
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
121
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
92
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
85
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
90 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
88
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
88
/crime
You were caught using someone else's gym membership and have been fined
268.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
173 for your hard work.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
78.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
234
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
257
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
76
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 23 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 7 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
jack got saucy oml
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
77
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
man i aint do nothing
prolly not
/rob jb0685
You were caught attempting to rob jb0685, and have been fined
420.
i dont use bots anymore
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
52
/crime
You break into a movie theatre and steal all the popcorn, which you sell to a group of hungry college students for
295.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
254
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
179 in total.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
54. Good job.
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
96.
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
388!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 2 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
67 anyway.
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
127 for your solid work.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
62 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
74
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
138... yikes
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
69 fine!
Holy fuck
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
83
/slut
You take it up the ass for
365
Accurate'
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
70
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
272
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
322!
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
555
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
95 from selling drinks
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
160 in total.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
51 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
91 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
487
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
135
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
50, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
250.
/slut
You found an extra
241 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
58!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 13 seconds.
use the /
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
73 for your team winning!
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
273.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
309
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
100.
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
100 fine!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
0 for sexual assault
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
0.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
100
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
51!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
77 for your hard work
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
503.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
170
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
56 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
56
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
172.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
53
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
346
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
79
/work
53 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
94.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
260.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
306.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
84
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
75.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
80.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
71
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
261
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
95
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
78.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
83!
Mom
It was me
You were drunk
I did some underage drink too
Your brain probably reset to when you first joined the game
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
302.
/bal
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
75 for watching.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
91 for your struggles.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
76 off your performance.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
77
/dep all
You robbed
216 from kilaxiann.
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
216 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You went to work and gained
73
You sell body parts on the black market
529 in profit.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
53!
/crime
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
524 to remove it
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
127 to get it repaired.
/dep all
/work
You become a game developer and raised
74 for charity.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
61
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
65 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
236 to have them cleaned
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
594 in profit.
/bj all
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
51
I’m a hard worker
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
84 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
622
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
285
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
77 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
71.
I’m sorry but imagining Abigail doing this is making me giggle a little bit
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
93
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
564.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
303 trying to twerk.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
90
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
54 for your efforts!
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
86 as a reward.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
51
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
66
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
59.
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
526
/slut
Your friend pays you
350 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
78
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
413
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
210 in donations!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
94
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
82 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
75
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
95!
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
86 in your direction.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
92
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
50 for a good job.
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
387
damnit
/slut
You get paid
383 for crossdressing
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
54.
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
497.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
66.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 37 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
welp
where do i go for support to get into my account
what are the commands to work
idk
