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You attempted to rob ยฟยฐโข~Caboodle~โขยฐ?#0468, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You worked and gained
69
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
91
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
632.
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
149 fine!
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
87
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
84.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
164!
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
251 for attempted murder.
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
72 for your participation.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
266 and a sore ass.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
338
/work
You work as an egg and earn
76
/pee
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
196.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
0 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
68 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
59 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 22 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
82.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
180
/crime
You robbed a church and made
688.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
666
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
161 from the men.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
75
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
62 for streaming it online.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
75 on the floor.
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
56 anyway.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
81, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
56.
/crime
You steal
669 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
149
/crime
You were fined
217 for slacking in school!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
74 for it.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
252 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
32 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/rob coleR
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - colerev
2 - colejh
3 - coler#2790
/3
Cancelled command.
You robbed
44 from baine406.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
84
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
99.
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
81, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
0.
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
64
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
85 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
76 on the floor.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
76
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
94
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
71 for your therapeutic skills.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
87 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
72
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
88.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
87.
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
87 fine.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
88.
/crime
You lied on your tax return and have been fined
158.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
0
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
59
/rob smartarey
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob Abigail a Abigail
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Abigail Babigail
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
72.
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
319 in the process
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
79.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
68
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
396
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
596
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
204 to your Patreon!
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
85 on the way back home!
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
524
/rob Arthur Callahan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Harlow#5017
2 - jedavid
3 - capybarasuperplushes
4 - ares.s
5 - slerrx
6 - Arthur Callahan#7154
/rob jedavid
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
96.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
327 in donations!
/work
You find
67 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
128.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
83!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
54
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
148
/work
You worked overtime for
88
/crime
You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for
432.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
88
/slut
Your friend pays you
134 for you to worship her feet
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
72 when you got back home
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
248
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
91 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
189!
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
580
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
92.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
90
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
210 to fix your leg
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
66.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
94
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
400
/work
You receive a check of
71 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
95
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
98
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
82 from your peers.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
161
/crime
You see an old woman drop
506, and take it!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
70.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
407!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
97.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
294 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
67
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
55
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
79 as in return!
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
60.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
60.
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
98
You robbed
328 from arthurmarston43.
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
150.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
393 stolen from you!
Im doing this
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
378
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
66
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
69.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
94
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
270.
/crime
You are fined
567 for jaywalking
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
82
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
471.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
99 for helping them out.
/crime
You sold drugs for
575
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
59 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
57
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
226
You did a fundraiser and raised
52
You were caught attempting to rob TZM_Village_OFFICAL#7271, and have been fined
52.
You found an extra
116 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
52
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
239
Dub
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
100
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
380
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
108 for public indecency.
/work
70 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You do some work around the house for
71
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
51.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
358 for your services.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
96
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
78 on the floor.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 23 seconds.
I am a slut
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
207
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
397 to fuck the girls inside.
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
71
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
83
/slut
Your friend pays you
105 for you to worship her feet
So real
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
56 I think...
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
86.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
86
bro im trynna gamble
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
77 for your lack of effort.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
63
/work
You work as an egg and earn
57
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
118.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
0
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
70 from ad revenue.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
50 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
59
/work
You work as the president and earn
96
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
96.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
63
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
91. Good job.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
131, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
68
/slut
You earn
398 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
78.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
74.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
69
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
69.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
225.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
82 stashed inside one of them.
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
312
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
51.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
70
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
188... yikes
/crime
You are paid
541 to hit yourself.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
74
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
383
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
79!
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
328
dub
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
52
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
63 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You worked and gained
54
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
93!
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
293
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
281
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
284 for the night.
/work
You work all day at the factory
54
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
349.
/help
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
69 worth of scrap.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
99 for helping them out.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
312.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
50 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
69!
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
342
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
650 when you wake up.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
84 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You were fined
84 for slacking in school!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
93
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
494.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
261.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
88
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
121
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
566
/work
You work all day at the factory
75
/crime
You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for
431.
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
165.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
50.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
253 in a baggie next to you.
/slut me out
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
82
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 24 seconds.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
199
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
80
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
452
Shit
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/slut
You get paid
219 for crossdressing
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
664
/rob deaderey
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Arthur callahan
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Harlow#5017
2 - jedavid
3 - capybarasuperplushes
4 - ares.s
5 - slerrx
6 - Arthur Callahan#7154
/rob jedavid
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
90
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
0.
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
305
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
64 for your work.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
78
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
239
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
342 fine!
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
97 for your struggles.
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
137
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
691
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
223.
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
629
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
412 in profit.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
69 for spreading joy and happiness.
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
548
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
79!
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
354
You work as the head of elephants and earn
51
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
276.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
147.
/deposit
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
54
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
67.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
161 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
68
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
76 for the hard work
/work
You went to work and gained
90
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
143 at you.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
94!
/slut
You earned
174 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
392.
/rob .luciles
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob .lucillus
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob lucilles
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob .lucilles
You've been fined
300 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
53
You got out of bed. Have
68
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
194
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
51.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
265 for the good time.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
50!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
51.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
74
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
363
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
89
/work
You found
77 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
81
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
52
/slut
Your friend pays you
142 for you to worship her feet
I thought I was giving a good succ but ok
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
385.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
534
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
55
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
68 for your efforts!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
108
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
376
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
55!
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
64 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
264.
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
0
You were caught attempting to rob wolf_20., and have been fined
510.
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
321 and maybe chlamydia.
You drive women to the store for
85
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
578
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
74.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
93 for your struggles.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
266!
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
83
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
349
/work
You walk dogs for
70.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
84
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
284.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
141
/bal
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
50
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
76
Kieran Duffy
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
94
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
76 from selling drinks
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
364.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
564.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
98
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
391
Whip what out
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
67
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
80
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
73.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
91
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
59
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
51 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
62
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
65
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
80
/work
You do some work around the house for
81
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
100
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
549.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
319 in total.
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
200 fine.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
96 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
253
You attempted to rob _shadowgoblin, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Abigail Babigail
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
84 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
90
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
72 .
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
95
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
73
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
81
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
67 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as the president and earn
91
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
394 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
444
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
93 when you got back home
You were caught attempting to rob joe_bell., and have been fined
409.
Your level got featured epic and you won
73
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
99.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
61.
/work
You find
53 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
62 off your performance.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
91.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
51
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
54
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
698.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
329.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
70
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
98
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
98
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
226
/crime
You dabbed.
366 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
64 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/work
You were farming and earned
93
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
74 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
You found an extra
139 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
54.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
56 for it.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
77
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
252 worth of silver coins.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
374 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
88 from your gullible followers.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
313 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You sell your crab for
55, you monster
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
86
/work
You got featured and won
56
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
82 for it.
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
15 to clean the stains.
You work as a starving college student, you found
92 on the ground.
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
92, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
53
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
179!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
64 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
95
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
278.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
66 to help fund the project!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
99.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
94 though.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
94.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
67
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
96.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
79 for your struggles.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
227
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
214 on medical bills.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
72 for all your items.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 7 seconds.
Damn ok
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
84
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
237.
/crime
You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for
459
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
590
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
114.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
96 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
59
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
354.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
56 for your contributions !
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
65
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
70
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
90 because we pity you.
/crime
You robbed
446 from a convenience store.
/slut
Your friend pays you
222 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
76
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
50 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
98.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
196!
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
86
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
60 from selling drinks
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
59.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
56
/work
You got featured and won
55
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
76 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
87
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
61 from your gullible followers.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
83
/work
You become a game developer and raised
72 for charity.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
65 a day
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
83
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
62 for your work.
/work
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
93 to help fund the project!
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
77.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
282 inside it
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
359.
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
395
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
671. No one found out... thank God.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
303
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
64.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
98 was earned.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
66.
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
79 anyway.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
73
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
86
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
51.
/work
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
81
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
83.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 52 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
83.
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
97 for your participation.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
82.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
261 and a sore ass.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
95.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
200
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
50
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
276 from you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
51
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
95 for your efforts!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
315
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
0.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
261 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
57
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
55
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
326.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
357 for offending the soccer mom.
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
89
/slut
You get
149 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
/work
You robbed
480 from a convenience store.
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
62 worth of scrap.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
100.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 56 seconds.
