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/rob Abigail babigail

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_shadowgoblin

xmark You attempted to rob ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

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ant5365

You worked and gained Cash69

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/work

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baine406

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash91

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/crime

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anascrypto

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash632.

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/slut

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anascrypto

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash149 fine!

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/work

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anascrypto

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash87

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/work

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daassassin1607

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash84.

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/slut

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daassassin1607

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash164!

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/crime

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daassassin1607

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you Cash251 for attempted murder.

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/work

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kratosthenewgodofwar

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn Cash72 for your participation.

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/slut

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kratosthenewgodofwar

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash266 and a sore ass.

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/crime

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kratosthenewgodofwar

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash338

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/work

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baine406

You work as an egg and earn Cash76

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/pee

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/slut

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anascrypto

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash196.

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/crime

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anascrypto

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost Cash0 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

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/work

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anascrypto

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash68 for your bravery and heroism.

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/work

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baine406

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash59 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

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/slut

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anascrypto

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 22 seconds.

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/crime

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anascrypto

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 22 seconds.

ripe badger
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/work

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jedavid

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash82.

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/slut

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jedavid

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash180

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/crime

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jedavid

You robbed a church and made Cash688.

dusty forum
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/crime

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gr1mmre8per

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for Cash666

dusty forum
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/slut

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gr1mmre8per

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash161 from the men.

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/work

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gr1mmre8per

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash75

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/work

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gr1mmre8per

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.

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/work

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baine406

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash62 for streaming it online.

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash75 on the floor.

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/work

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baine406

You didnโ€™t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash56 anyway.

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/slut

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colerev

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash81, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

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/work

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colerev

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash56.

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/crime

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colerev

You steal Cash669 from your boss and didn't get caught.

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/slut

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anascrypto

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash149

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/crime

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anascrypto

You were fined Cash217 for slacking in school!

loud lantern
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/work

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.chriss_loli

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash74 for it.

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/worl

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/work

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

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/crime

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.chriss_loli

You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a Cash252 fine!

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/crime

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

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Slut

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/slut

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.chriss_loli

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash32 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

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/rob coleR

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.chriss_loli

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - colerev
2 - colejh
3 - coler#2790

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/3

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xmark Cancelled command.

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/cooler#2790

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/rob Silas Arlo

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.chriss_loli

check You robbed Cash44 from baine406.

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/work

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.

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/crime

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 44 seconds.

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/work

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.

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/slut

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.chriss_loli

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 5 seconds.

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/work

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baine406

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash84

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/work

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baine406

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash99.

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/crime

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colerev

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash81, luckily you aren't reported.

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/slut

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colerev

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash0.

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/eork

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/work

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colerev

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash64

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/work

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baine406

You work as an onion chopper and get paid Cash85 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

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/work

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sereky

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash76 on the floor.

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash76

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/work

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baine406

You work as a street performer and earn Cash94

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/work

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baine406

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash71 for your therapeutic skills.

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash87 near one of the potatoes

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/work

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gr1mmre8per

You work in Greggs and earn Cash72

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash88.

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/work

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smartarey

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash87.

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/crime

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smartarey

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a Cash87 fine.

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/work

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smartarey

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.

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/work

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fraser_j

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash88.

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/crime

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fraser_j

You lied on your tax return and have been fined Cash158.

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/slut

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fraser_j

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash0

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash59

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/rob smartarey

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fraser_j

xmark You've been fined Cash0 for trying to rob a poor person.

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/rob Abigail a Abigail

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fraser_j

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

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/rob Abigail Babigail

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fraser_j

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

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/work

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smartarey

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash72.

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/crime

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smartarey

You hack into the mainframe, getting Cash319 in the process

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/work

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smartarey

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash79.

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/crime

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smartarey

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 55 seconds.

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/work

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jedavid

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash68

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/slut

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jedavid

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash396

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/crime

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jedavid

You were a hacker and stole Robux Cash596

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/slut

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_shadowgoblin

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash204 to your Patreon!

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/work

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_shadowgoblin

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash85 on the way back home!

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/crime

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_shadowgoblin

You steal a car and take it to the junkyard Cash524

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/rob Arthur Callahan

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_shadowgoblin

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Harlow#5017
2 - jedavid
3 - capybarasuperplushes
4 - ares.s
5 - slerrx
6 - Arthur Callahan#7154

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/rob jedavid

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xmark Cancelled command.

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_shadowgoblin

xmark You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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/work

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jedavid

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash96.

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/slut

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jedavid

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash327 in donations!

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/work

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unshott

You find Cash67 randomly lying in the gutter

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/slut

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unshott

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash128.

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Bruh

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/bal

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/work

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baine406

While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found Cash83!

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/work

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jedavid

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash54

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/slut

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jedavid

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash148

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/work

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baine406

You worked overtime for Cash88

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/crime

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daassassin1607

You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for Cash432.

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/work

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daassassin1607

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash88

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/slut

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daassassin1607

Your friend pays you Cash134 for you to worship her feet

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/work

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jedavid

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash72 when you got back home

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/slut

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jedavid

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash248

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/work

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gentleman9529

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash91 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

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/slut

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gentleman9529

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash189!

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/crime

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gentleman9529

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash580

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash92.

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/work

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.lucilles

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash90

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/work

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.lucilles

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

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god damn

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Im trying to gamble

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well

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/slut

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.lucilles

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash210 to fix your leg

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Oh wow

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.lucilles

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash66.

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/work

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qwazyiscool

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash94

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/slut

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qwazyiscool

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash400

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You receive a check of Cash71 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

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/work

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baine406

You work as an egg and earn Cash95

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/work

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baine406

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash98

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/work

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smartarey

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash82 from your peers.

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/crime

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smartarey

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash161

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/blackjack all

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fuck

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/crime

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vortex8257

You see an old woman drop Cash506, and take it!

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/crime

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vortex8257

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash70.

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/crime

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ventenss

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for Cash407!

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/work

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qwazyiscool

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash97.

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/slut

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qwazyiscool

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash294 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

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/work

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baine406

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash67

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/work

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baine406

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash55

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/work

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baine406

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash79 as in return!

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash60.

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/work

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baine406

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash60.

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yoda4837

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash98

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yoda4837

check You robbed Cash328 from arthurmarston43.

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yoda4837

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash150.

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/crime

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ventenss

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had Cash393 stolen from you!

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Im doing this

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/slut

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crimmzon

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash378

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/work

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crimmzon

You work as a sewer inspector and earn Cash66

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/work

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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash69.

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/work

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gentleman9529

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash94

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/slut

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gentleman9529

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash270.

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/crime

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gentleman9529

You are fined Cash567 for jaywalking

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/work

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smartarey

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash82

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/crime

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smartarey

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for Cash471.

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/work

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smartarey

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash99 for helping them out.

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/crime

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smartarey

You sold drugs for Cash575

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/work

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.lucilles

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash59 after the pizzeria closes down.

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/work

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jedavid

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash57

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/slut

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jedavid

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash226

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yoda4837

You did a fundraiser and raised Cash52

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yoda4837

xmark You were caught attempting to rob TZM_Village_OFFICAL#7271, and have been fined Cash52.

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yoda4837

You found an extra Cash116 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

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/work

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.lucilles

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash52

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/slut

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.lucilles

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash239

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Dub

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/work

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baine406

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash100

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/crime

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gentleman9529

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined Cash380

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/slut

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gentleman9529

Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you Cash108 for public indecency.

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/work

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gentleman9529

Cash70 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

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/work

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baine406

You do some work around the house for Cash71

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/work

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.lucilles

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash51.

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/slut

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.lucilles

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash358 for your services.

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/work

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baine406

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash96

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/work

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.lucilles

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash78 on the floor.

faint wyvern
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/slut

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.lucilles

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 23 seconds.

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I am a slut

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/slut

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t1disabled

You suck some toes and earn Cash207

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/slut

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.lucilles

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash397 to fuck the girls inside.

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Oh word???

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.lucilles

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash71

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.lucilles

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash83

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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.lucilles

Your friend pays you Cash105 for you to worship her feet

faint wyvern
#

So real

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash56 I think...

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash86.

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash86

faint wyvern
#

bro im trynna gamble

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash77 for your lack of effort.

uncut hill
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jackers15

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash63

steep umbra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
harrisonharrywells

You work as an egg and earn Cash57

steep umbra
#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT
#
harrisonharrywells

xmark You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined Cash118.

steep umbra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
harrisonharrywells

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined Cash0

steep umbra
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
harrisonharrywells

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash70 from ad revenue.

steep umbra
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
harrisonharrywells

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash50 for your bravery and heroism.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash59

woven mirage
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You work as the president and earn Cash96

woven mirage
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash96.

narrow breach
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
theripaw

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash63

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and Cash91. Good job.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash131, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash68

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

You earn Cash398 for giving some succ (the good kind)

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash78.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash74.

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash69

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash69.

odd swift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
alexthebaker

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash225.

spice raven
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
qwazyiscool

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash82 stashed inside one of them.

spice raven
#

.slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
qwazyiscool

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash312

spice raven
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
qwazyiscool

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash51.

spice raven
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
qwazyiscool

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash70

spice raven
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
qwazyiscool

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash188... yikes

thin lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You are paid Cash541 to hit yourself.

thin lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash74

thin lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash383

thin lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.

thin lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.

thin lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash79!

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash328

faint wyvern
#

dub

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash52

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn Cash63 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

spice raven
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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qwazyiscool

You worked and gained Cash54

simple dove
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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roland#0948

You sell V-bucks and make Cash93!

simple dove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash293

simple dove
#

Damnit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
roland#0948

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash281

thin lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash284 for the night.

thin lagoon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You work all day at the factory Cash54

thin lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined Cash349.

thin lagoon
#

/help

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash69 worth of scrap.

wanton pecan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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paigebrook

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash99 for helping them out.

wanton pecan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
paigebrook

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash312.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash50 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash69!

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash342

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing Cash650 when you wake up.

woven mirage
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash84 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

woven mirage
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You were fined Cash84 for slacking in school!

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash93

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash494.

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash261.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
diego7795

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash88

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
diego7795

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash121

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
diego7795

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash566

woven mirage
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You work all day at the factory Cash75

woven mirage
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for Cash431.

woven mirage
#

/slut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash165.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash50.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash253 in a baggie next to you.

ripe badger
#

/slut me out

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

woven mirage
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

You serve the customers and receive Cash82

woven mirage
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
smartarey

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 24 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
chizzler1

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash199

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
chizzler1

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash80

robust trellis
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
chizzler1

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
chizzler1

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash452

robust trellis
#

Shit

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash65

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You get paid Cash219 for crossdressing

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of Cash664

dusk epoch
#

/rob deaderey

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dusk epoch
#

/rob Arthur callahan

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Harlow#5017
2 - jedavid
3 - capybarasuperplushes
4 - ares.s
5 - slerrx
6 - Arthur Callahan#7154

dusk epoch
#

/rob jedavid

silent galeBOT
#

xmark Cancelled command.

#
_shadowgoblin

xmark You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You got out of bed. Have Cash90

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
anascrypto

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash0.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
anascrypto

You assassinated an African drug lord for Cash305

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
anascrypto

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash64 for your work.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
daassassin1607

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash78

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
daassassin1607

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash239

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
daassassin1607

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash342 fine!

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash97 for your struggles.

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash137

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get Cash691

dense grove
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arthurmarston43

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash223.

dense grove
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arthurmarston43

You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for Cash629

upper spoke
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
thystish

You sell body parts on the black market Cash412 in profit.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash69 for spreading joy and happiness.

loud rune
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kaaskipnugget

You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you Cash548

loud rune
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kaaskipnugget

You posted something to the subreddit! Youโ€™ve earned Cash79!

loud rune
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kaaskipnugget

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash354

thin lagoon
#

/withdraw

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash51

thin lagoon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You were caught speeding and have been fined Cash276.

thin lagoon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
prime.dino.rib

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash147.

thin lagoon
#

/deposit

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash54

odd swift
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
alexthebaker

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash67.

odd swift
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
alexthebaker

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash161 for child support before disownment.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash68

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash76 for the hard work

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

You went to work and gained Cash90

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
.lucilles

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash143 at you.

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found Cash94!

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You earned Cash174 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for Cash392.

dusk epoch
#

/rob .luciles

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dusk epoch
#

/rob .lucillus

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dusk epoch
#

/rob lucilles

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dusk epoch
#

/rob .lucilles

silent galeBOT
#
_shadowgoblin

xmark You've been fined Cash300 for trying to rob a poor person.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You work as a comedian and earn Cash53

pseudo bronze
#

Abigail live

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You got out of bed. Have Cash68

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John Cash194

pseudo bronze
#

JOHN?!

#

My god

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash51.

hidden flame
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
vincent045678

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you Cash265 for the good time.

hidden flame
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
vincent045678

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash50!

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash51.

calm linden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
wolf_20.

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash74

calm linden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
wolf_20.

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash363

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash89

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You found Cash77 lying on the floor in General Chat!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash81

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash52

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jedavid

Your friend pays you Cash142 for you to worship her feet

ripe badger
#

I thought I was giving a good succ but ok

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash385.

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of Cash534

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash55

lime crag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bongusrae.

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash68 for your efforts!

lime crag
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
bongusrae.

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash108

lime crag
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
bongusrae.

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash376

lime crag
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
bongusrae.

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got Cash55!

sharp ice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
goons#3686

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash64 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

sharp ice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
goons#3686

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash264.

sharp ice
#

.crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
goons#3686

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined Cash0

#
yoriichi8724

xmark You were caught attempting to rob wolf_20., and have been fined Cash510.

#
yoriichi8724

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash321 and maybe chlamydia.

#
yoriichi8724

You drive women to the store for Cash85

#
yoriichi8724

Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for Cash578

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash74.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash93 for your struggles.

sharp ice
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
goons#3686

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you Cash266!

sharp ice
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
goons#3686

You work as a street performer and earn Cash83

sharp ice
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
goons#3686

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash349

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
4kal1

You walk dogs for Cash70.

nimble spade
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
syxuya

You got out of bed. Have Cash84

nimble spade
#

/Crome

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
syxuya

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash284.

nimble spade
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
syxuya

You take it up the ass for Cash141

nimble spade
#

/bal

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash50

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You help clean a horses stable for Cash76

pseudo bronze
#

Kieran Duffy

reef scarab
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jackie_pliskin

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash94

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash76 from selling drinks

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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xxxx_x69

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash364.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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xxxx_x69

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won Cash564.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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xxxx_x69

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash98

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash391

pseudo bronze
#

Whip what out

desert terrace
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/work

silent galeBOT
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identifyasabean

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash67

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash80

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโ€™t lie. You earn Cash73.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You bought and sold items and profited Cash91

jolly inlet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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az4394

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash59

strange quiver
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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joe_bell.

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash51 for helping them out.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash62

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash65

jolly inlet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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az4394

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash80

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You do some work around the house for Cash81

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash100

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined Cash549.

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash319 in total.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a Cash200 fine.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash96 for your dedication to laziness.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash253

ripe badger
#

/rob shadowgoblin

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

xmark You attempted to rob _shadowgoblin, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger
#

/rob Abigail Babigail

silent galeBOT
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GheorghePlaysOnline#1415

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash84 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash90

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash72 .

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yoriichi8724

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash95

polar tapir
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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cleanraptor7691

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash73

polar tapir
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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cleanraptor7691

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash81

leaden drum
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.kunno

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash67 near one of the potatoes

coral bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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jwp5915

You work as the president and earn Cash91

silent galeBOT
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yoriichi8724

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash394 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

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yoriichi8724

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate Cash444

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yoriichi8724

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash93 when you got back home

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yoriichi8724

xmark You were caught attempting to rob joe_bell., and have been fined Cash409.

strange quiver
#

Why you Rob me

#

/dep all

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
joe_bell.

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash73

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash99.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash61.

unique scarab
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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htbbean13

You find Cash53 randomly lying in the gutter

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash62 off your performance.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash91.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash51

native cloud
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ocd_parasyte

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash54

native cloud
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ocd_parasyte

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for Cash698.

native cloud
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ocd_parasyte

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash329.

bronze echo
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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migimoto

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash70

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash98

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

You work as a comedian and earn Cash98

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash226

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

You dabbed. Cash366 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

wild flare
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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kirboobs

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash64 for your unicorn whispering skills.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You were farming and earned Cash93

faint wyvern
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.lucilles

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash74 for your therapeutic skills.

faint wyvern
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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.lucilles

You found an extra Cash139 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash54.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash56 for it.

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash77

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with Cash252 worth of silver coins.

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash374 to stop because that's weird.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash88 from your gullible followers.

tacit pagoda
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash313 and maybe chlamydia.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You sell your crab for Cash55, you monster

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash86

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You got featured and won Cash56

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash82 for it.

silent galeBOT
#
yoriichi8724

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash15 to clean the stains.

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yoriichi8724

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash92 on the ground.

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yoriichi8724

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash92, luckily you aren't reported.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash53

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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xxxx_x69

You get hired to take it hard for the night for Cash179!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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xxxx_x69

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid Cash64 for moving traffic cones on the road.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash95

tacit pagoda
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for Cash278.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash66 to help fund the project!

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash99.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash94 though.

torn finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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hoolias

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash94.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You work as an egg and earn Cash67

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash96.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash79 for your struggles.

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash227

sterile anchor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Seenjudz#2154

You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent Cash214 on medical bills.

pseudo bronze
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get Cash72 for all your items.

pseudo bronze
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ยฟยฐโ€ข~Caboodle~โ€ขยฐ?#0468

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 7 seconds.

pseudo bronze
#

Damn ok

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash84

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash237.

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for Cash459

pseudo bear
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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ewinchester

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for Cash590

pseudo bear
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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ewinchester

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash114.

pseudo bear
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ewinchester

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash96 from a thrown out wallet.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash59

tacit pagoda
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash354.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash56 for your contributions !

sly crest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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paxi08

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash65

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash70

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash90 because we pity you.

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

You robbed Cash446 from a convenience store.

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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gentleman9529

Your friend pays you Cash222 for you to worship her feet

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash76

viscid nova
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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deadmanwalking1998

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash50 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

Cash68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash98.

tacit pagoda
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash196!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash86

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash60 from selling drinks

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash59.

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 14 seconds.

viscid nova
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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deadmanwalking1998

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash56

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You got featured and won Cash55

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash76 for spreading joy and happiness.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash87

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash61 from your gullible followers.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash83

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You become a game developer and raised Cash72 for charity.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You make a living selling weed for Cash65 a day

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash83

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash62 for your work.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

A drunk man pays you Cash70 to walk backwards.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash93 to help fund the project!

light mango
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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malileon

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash77.

light mango
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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malileon

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash282 inside it

light mango
#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT
#
malileon

xmark You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined Cash359.

light mango
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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malileon

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for Cash395

dusk epoch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for Cash671. No one found out... thank God.

dusk epoch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash303

dusk epoch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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_shadowgoblin

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash64.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash98 was earned.

torn finch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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hoolias

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash66.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You didnโ€™t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash79 anyway.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash73

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash86

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash51.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 11 seconds.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash81

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash83.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 52 seconds.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you Cash83.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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baine406

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash97 for your participation.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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4kal1

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash82.

pastel wigeon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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highbornhoney

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash261 and a sore ass.

pastel wigeon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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highbornhoney

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash95.

pastel wigeon
#

/cock-fight

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/dog

tacit pagoda
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash200

tacit pagoda
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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egg35w344

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash50

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash276 from you.

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash51

tepid ingot
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash85

tepid ingot
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 58 seconds.

still oracle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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umli777

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash95 for your efforts!

still oracle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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umli777

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 10 seconds.

still oracle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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umli777

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined Cash315

still oracle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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umli777

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash0.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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phantomlord2372

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash261 for your solid work.

ripe badger
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/work

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phantomlord2372

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash57

mossy hornet
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/work

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envantoyaa

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash55

mossy hornet
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/slut

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envantoyaa

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash326.

mossy hornet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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envantoyaa

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined Cash357 for offending the soccer mom.

tepid ingot
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/working

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/work

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Domenic#2485

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash89

tepid ingot
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/slut

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Domenic#2485

You get Cash149 through donations on your cam stream.

tepid ingot
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/crime

torn finch
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/work

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Domenic#2485

You robbed Cash480 from a convenience store.

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hoolias

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash62 worth of scrap.

tepid ingot
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/crime

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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

tepid ingot
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.

tepid ingot
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash100.

tepid ingot
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/work

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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 6 seconds.

tepid ingot
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/slut

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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 52 seconds.

tepid ingot
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Domenic#2485

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 56 seconds.