You do some work around the house for
95
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You do some work around the house for
95
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
89 I think...
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
85
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
76 to help fund the project!
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
135.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
340 kiddo
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
412 in profit.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
207.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
91
You sell bananas for
89
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
199.
You've been fined
385 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 4 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
64 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
95.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
466 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
88
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
164 in donations!
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
419 falls out of your pocket!
/rob @light mango
You attempted to rob malileon, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Can i get some money pls
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
100 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
360!
/work
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70
/crime
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
371.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
50.
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
619
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
192 for surgery.
Ow
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
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96 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
62
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
72 for moving traffic cones on the road.
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
198 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
100.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 4 seconds.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
387
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
223 for the night.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 19 seconds.
/work
You found
80 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
340.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
73
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
343
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74
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
63
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
68.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
0
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
300
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
80
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
77 from baine406.
/work
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72 as in return!
Suii
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
540 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
130
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
75 for your bravery and heroism.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
54
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
71
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
191
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
467
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
58
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
285.
/work
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76
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
143 to stop because that's weird.
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71.
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370.
/work
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59
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
319.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
688 fine!
Damn
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
60.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
75.
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
525! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
CHEES
Damn
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
0 to fix your leg
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
75
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
57 I think...
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
97
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
96 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
56
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
92 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 25 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 52 seconds.
You assassinate an actor for
634
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
395!
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
578
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157!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
73 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
You robbed
14 from anascrypto.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
293 at you.
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
318
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 16 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 3 seconds.
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
71
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
51
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
86
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 57 seconds.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 seconds.
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
219.
๐ณ
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
88
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
153.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
467! Hell yes.
๐
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 16 seconds.
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
74 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/crime
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 24 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
55
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
50.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 42 minutes.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
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2 - Burakk#5460
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10 - LuckKoyote#9236
/rob monkeyman9292828238
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob monkeyman9292828238, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 39 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 27 seconds.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 3 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 38 minutes.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
59 in your direction.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
100 was earned.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
75
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
184 for your hard work.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
673
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
You work as a police officer and earn
64
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 seconds.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
114
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
311 from unsuspecting investors.
You were caught attempting to rob kratosthenewgodofwar, and have been fined
602.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
60 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
0 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You found an extra
154 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
93
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob kratosthenewgodofwar, and have been fined
0.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
200.
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
389 to fuck the girls inside.
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
99 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
79.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 6 seconds.
/rob DaBigBigLava#4727
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 8 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
325 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a model and earn
88
You robbed
926 from arshiaaghaei.
/crime
You scammed some person and got
544 in cash.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
60
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
79
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You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 21 minutes.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 38 minutes.
You are paid
73 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 20 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 28 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
71
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
439 for trying to rob a poor person.
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
76 for charity.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 14 seconds.
well that was an L kek
I appreciate that
I don't really care about the bot currency tho
Go to #gambling-table
aight
You cannot work for 5 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 43 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 12 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
60 for your contributions !
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
260.
/work
/slut
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
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You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You drive women to the store for
85
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
74.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 16 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 9 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 11 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 43 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
315.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
0 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You cannot work for 56 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
90 off your new game.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
0 to make up for it
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
381
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
99
/slut
Your friend pays you
233 for you to worship her feet
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
629
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
96.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
97
/crime
You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for
412.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
591 to clean it up.
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
114 after.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
58
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 44 seconds.
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
100.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
0 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
605
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
79
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686.
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
91!
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
93.
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
334 in a baggie next to you.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
0.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
54.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
286 for your hard work.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
58
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
258 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
325
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
297 for the night.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
81!
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
96
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
53.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
80
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
231.
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
352
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
yee haw bitch
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
74
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
360
/crime
You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined
321.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
90
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
0.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
0
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
81 on the way back home!
Bro
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
94
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
328
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393.
You were caught attempting to rob kratosthenewgodofwar, and have been fined
577.
/crime
You have been fined
263 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
80.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
203 inside it
/work
You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning
91 as a reward.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
58.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
683
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
382 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
65
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
323
/crime
You steal
341 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
64
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
392 for the night.
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
413
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
92
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
462
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
84
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
175
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
282.
You were caught attempting to rob smartarey, and have been fined
429.
You attempted to rob monkeyman9292828238, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
71 for a good job.
You get paid
231 for crossdressing
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.
You battled and gained
83.
You cannot be a slut for 21 seconds.
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
255 in return!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
85
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
300
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
570
/work
You work as an egg and earn
90
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
84
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
51
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
221
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
662 fine.
You were caught attempting to rob __bree, and have been fined
402.
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
66
/crime
You sneak into a dog show and steal a prize-winning poodle, selling it to a breeder for
507
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
141 to clean the stains.
You raided the enemy tribe and got
644
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
249 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
50.
You robbed
25 from fytux.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
73 out of pity.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
0 fine
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
84.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
66.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
284 from you.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined
653.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
130.
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
473
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
82
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
97
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
379.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
334 in total.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
93
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
317 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
0.
Kick me out of this g@y @ss server. I hate g@y people and I hope they get executed, shame upon you who are attracted by the opposite gender. May de@th be upon you ๐ก๏ธand peace be upon you who are guided by the truth.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
95.
/slut
You found an extra
220 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
434 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
dang
/work
You work as the president and earn
61
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
242
/crime
You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined
0.
/crime
You steal a stop sign and sell it to a driver's education program for
332
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
79
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
173
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
75 for it.
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
656
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
243.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
95 was earned.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
108
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
203
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
92
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
262, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
You do a heist on the EU bank for
383
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
84
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
515.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
84 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
0
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
96 for helping them out.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
91!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
72
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
58!
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
65 worth of scrap.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
65.
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
0.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
0.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
65
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
378, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
657
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
66 out of pity.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
200.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
61
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You attempted to rob harrisonharrywells, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
72
We need more moneh
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
320
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
363
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
84
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
84.
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
53
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
171!
You raided the enemy tribe and got
339
You robbed
4 from bellchimearts.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
64 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
59 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
170 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
612 fine!
BRUH
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
470
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
62.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
55
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
57
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob caboodle
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
/rob jedavid
You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
50
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
493
/rob jedavid
You attempted to rob jedavid, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob ren
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - CertifiedRen#8929
2 - rd6544
3 - renn.n
4 - ren74
5 - knights.of.ren
6 - renknight_
7 - ren_0512
8 - zairen.
9 - isfurryboi
10 - ren999.
/rob ren74
Cancelled command.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
54 near one of the potatoes
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
4
/rob @north sentinel
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @fathom fiber
You robbed
6 from jv007.
/rob @green olive
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
6.
@regal hamlet ping pong
The seduce charge and robbery occured at the same time in the same room. Balanced each other out. ~ That's my lore.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
84 for watching.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
99 for your skills in temporal navigation.
A single mom who works 2 jobs
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
489
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
68.
/rob smartarey
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 50 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
119
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
55
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
571 worth of assets.
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
55.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
299
Suiiii
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
195 : D
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
382
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
64 for streaming it online.
/work
You got featured and won
87
/crime
You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with
548
/rob anascrypto
You were caught attempting to rob anascrypto, and have been fined
195.
L

/rob caboy arthur
You were caught attempting to rob anascrypto, and have been fined
427.
Why everyone wants to rob me
You arr rich
You were caught attempting to rob u31inked, and have been fined
519.
jeez
Yer ass just turned to jello
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
78
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
382.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
268 in a baggie next to you.
You were caught trespassing onto a construction site and have been fined
0.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
74
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
351
WHAT
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 28 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
97
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
151.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
100, as it was originally their job
OMG
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
59
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
170
/crime
You robbed a church and made
469.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined
75.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 1 second.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
55
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
61
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
159 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
62 for it!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
86
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
185 for public indecency.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
0
/rob adog
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 20 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
81
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
145
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
450
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
98
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
124.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
83
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
260
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
89
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 37 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 3 seconds.