back-room

[silent gale]

mallya

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 59

Reply #51

[sinful silo]

/slut

[silent gale]

nlb_ontop

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 133 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[sinful silo]

/work

[silent gale]

nlb_ontop

You work as a pumpkin picker 62

Reply #6069

[sinful silo]

/crime

[silent gale]

nlb_ontop

You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for 429.

Reply #635914

[sinful silo]

/slut

[silent gale]

nlb_ontop

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

4kal1

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 72.

Reply #834680

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 84

Reply #635903

[ripe badger]

A

[crisp jolt]

/work

[silent gale]

dhylex

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 77.

Reply #636082

[crisp jolt]

/crime

[silent gale]

dhylex

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get 360 from the man's wallet.

Reply #636415

[wet cape]

/work

[silent gale]

veeenuzz

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 90 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[wet cape]

Yum

/work

[silent gale]

veeenuzz

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.

[wet cape]

Oh

/bal

[ripe badger]

/item-buy chicken

/work

[silent gale]

daassassin1607

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 84

Reply #17

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

daassassin1607

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 354

Reply #82

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

daassassin1607

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 644

Reply #636218

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 81.

Reply #4910428

[wet cape]

/work

[silent gale]

veeenuzz

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 77 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[kindred lark]

/work

[silent gale]

potatolover26_

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 81 in profits

Reply #838133

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You have worked in the prison gardens for 74

Reply #636468

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 65

Reply #20

[native cloud]

/work

[silent gale]

ocd_parasyte

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 99

Reply #636090

[native cloud]

/crime

[silent gale]

ocd_parasyte

You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 651

Reply #88

[native cloud]

/slut

[silent gale]

ocd_parasyte

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay 277 in hospital fees.

Reply #636268

[native cloud]

/work

[silent gale]

ocd_parasyte

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 31 seconds.

[odd wing]

/work

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You worked as a bartender, and earned 56 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[odd wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 255.

Reply #636465

[odd wing]

LMAO

/crime

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You rob from a bank and gained 421 for escaping without being caught

Reply #636505

[odd wing]

/bal

[odd wing]

/work

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 66 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[odd wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 234 in one night.

Reply #636466

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You are paid 95 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[odd wing]

/work

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 93

Reply #8

[odd wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 263 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

[foggy swan]

/slut

[silent gale]

Ronnie_cole#4980

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 243.

Reply #55467

[foggy swan]

/work

[silent gale]

Ronnie_cole#4980

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 93!

Reply #636413

[hallow owl]

/work

[silent gale]

rasiyrhasnorizz

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 92

Reply #636335

[hallow owl]

/slut

[silent gale]

rasiyrhasnorizz

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 341 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You develop games for a living and earn 75.

Reply #636041

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You were farming and earned 55

Reply #636436

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 62.

Reply #636282

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 373.

Reply #55474

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for 335!

Reply #636417

[silent gale]

real_big_chungus

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is 200.

Reply #636225

[glossy valve]

/crime

[silent gale]

diogov23

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 200 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[glossy valve]

/work

[silent gale]

diogov23

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 92 as in return!

Reply #636372

[glossy valve]

/work

[silent gale]

diogov23

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[past valve]

/work

[silent gale]

mrfelix5355

You take your dog for a walk and gain 61

Reply #636388

[past valve]

/work

[silent gale]

mrfelix5355

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[rain sky]

/work

[silent gale]

crimmzon

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 71!

Reply #635882

[rain sky]

💀

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 66

Reply #636534

[gaunt sluice]

/work

[silent gale]

ols50

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 62!

Reply #636488

[gaunt sluice]

/work

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pilot and earn 92

Reply #67

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a head receiver and earn 100

Reply #22

[odd wing]

/work

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 87.

Reply #4910437

[odd wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 269 in donations!

Reply #636030

[odd wing]

/crime

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 608 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[rain sky]

/rob

[silent gale]

crimmzon

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[rain sky]

/steal

/work

[silent gale]

crimmzon

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 57.

Reply #635917

[uncut hill]

/work

[silent gale]

jackers15

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 50

Reply #636374

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 88

Reply #33

[gaunt sluice]

/work

[silent gale]

ols50

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 81.

Reply #636512

[gaunt sluice]

/work

[silent gale]

ols50

You worked as a businessman and earned 68

Reply #636360

[odd wing]

/work

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got 61.

Reply #636410

[odd wing]

/slut

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 295 : D

Reply #635875

[odd wing]

/crime

[silent gale]

ruralaladin

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 261 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[tardy wedge]

/slut

[silent gale]

fortnutmaster09

You fucked up, and have been fined 200

Reply #174

[tardy wedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

fortnutmaster09

A sudden gust of wind blows away 0

Reply #636384

[tardy wedge]

/bank rob

/bounty

/withdraw

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You suggest something good and get rewarded 81

Reply #636552

[woven mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

smartarey

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 77

Reply #44

[woven mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

smartarey

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 277

Reply #635876

[woven mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

smartarey

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

[woven mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

smartarey

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[woven mirage]

Fuck

[gaunt sluice]

/crime

[silent gale]

ols50

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of 311

Reply #636370

[gaunt sluice]

/work

[silent gale]

ols50

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 67

Reply #19

[pseudo bronze]

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay 253

Reply #636157

[pseudo bronze]

Nuh uh

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 54.

Reply #636303

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 55

Reply #636083

[pseudo bronze]

I need the money

Sorry inside voice

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined 266!

Reply #636312

[pseudo bronze]

🫢

🤭

[silent gale]

smartarey

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - PING ME IDGAF#0621
2 - Burakk#5460
3 - vipaboss
4 - pavsd
5 - dnspatron
6 - pichulon
7 - vincento1
8 - fucclove
9 - melikeskyblock69420
10 - LuckKoyote#9236

[woven mirage]

/rob monkeyman9292828238

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

smartarey

You robbed 0 from monkeyman9292828238.

[woven mirage]

Troll

[pseudo bronze]

What

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You have worked in the prison gardens for 55

Reply #636468

monkeyman9292828238

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 79 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

monkeyman9292828238

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[pseudo bronze]

Just like my husband 🥰

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You robbed 116 from ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468.

[pseudo bronze]

Excuse me sir

That’s very rude

/Rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You attempted to rob monkeyman9292828238, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[pseudo bronze]

Look what you did

I have a family

I’m gonna resort to a life of crime

/crime

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 255

Reply #635959

[pseudo bronze]

There’s one command I haven’t done and I refuse

How

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.

[pseudo bronze]

🫲👩🫱

Hug

Thank you

No

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received 205 from the men.

Reply #636081

monkeyman9292828238

You take it up the ass for 164

Reply #635945

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

They like me better

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 40 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

No more money

Oh wait there’s gambling

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You become a game developer and raised 77 for charity.

Reply #636361

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a professional snail racer and win 87

Reply #636077

[pseudo bronze]

What

🤷‍♀️

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 34 minutes and 22 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

Haha

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 51

Reply #51

monkeyman9292828238

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 112 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

monkeyman9292828238

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 78 😃

Reply #636401

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 84 for your services.

Reply #636364

monkeyman9292828238

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 28 minutes and 18 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You attempted to rob monkeyman9292828238, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

Damn you

[crimson sinew]

What

Who tried to rob me

[ripe badger]

John

[crimson sinew]

I'm gonna kill myself

Now

[ripe badger]

Help me win a black jack

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 17 seconds.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 24 minutes and 40 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 45 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 45 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as a sewer inspector and earn 76

Reply #51

[crimson sinew]

/work

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You work at a lamp store and earn 51

Reply #635947

[ripe badger]

Does anyone knows hot to black jack?

/bal @crimson sinew

[crimson sinew]

How do I rob Abigail

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.

[pseudo bronze]

Excuse me

[crimson sinew]

I was curious

Can I pay you for being such a good wife?

[ripe badger]

Type /rob @pseudo bronze

[pseudo bronze]

Don’t

[ripe badger]

If you wanna give her money type it

[crimson sinew]

/rob hypnno8811

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You were caught attempting to rob hypnno8811, and have been fined 251.

[ripe badger]

💀💀💀

[crimson sinew]

Fuck all of you

Besides Abigail

[ripe badger]

Why

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a model and earn 86

Reply #18

[ripe badger]

YAHOO

[crimson sinew]

/work

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 53 seconds.

[crimson sinew]

Fuck this bot

I fucking hate this

[ripe badger]

I losy my money again

):

[pseudo bronze]

Not much to do with the bot

[ripe badger]

@pseudo bronze

Can you give me some money please??

[pseudo bronze]

No

I have a family

[ripe badger]

Please

I have a family too

[crimson sinew]

/work

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 14 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 54 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.

[ripe badger]

Lucky

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 94

Reply #636021

[ripe badger]

Wowwww

/with all

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.

[ripe badger]

.work

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 37 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 0!

Reply #204738

[ripe badger]

WHAT

WTF

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 1 second.

[tawdry yarrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

sassy9314

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 112.

Reply #635923

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 47 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[tawdry yarrow]

/work

[silent gale]

sassy9314

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 75.

Reply #636314

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 10 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a bread scientist and earn 63

Reply #27

[tawdry yarrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

sassy9314

You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined 622

Reply #636112

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 69.

Reply #636314

[pseudo bronze]

Nice

[crimson sinew]

/work

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 74 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[crimson sinew]

/slut

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You get 244 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[crimson sinew]

Yes

I can afford our bills now Abigail

[ripe badger]

@pseudo bronze you want your money back?

[crimson sinew]

How do I send 10

[ripe badger]

NO

[pseudo bronze]

No you can keep it

[ripe badger]

Thank you

[crimson sinew]

/slut

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 58 seconds.

[crimson sinew]

/work

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 47 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.

[crimson sinew]

/rob monkeyman9292828238

[silent gale]

johnmarstonfrfr

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 39 minutes.

[crimson sinew]

Damn

Bro I'll give you more

Just leave my wife alone

[ripe badger]

ok thank you

Ye

Gimme 200$

And your wife is safe

[pseudo bronze]

I’ll just ignore you

[ripe badger]

100 for me 100 for you

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost 63

Reply #636092

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 42 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 50 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

Yeah

[ripe badger]

I need money

Imma be a homeless

Help a blind man

?

NO

WHY

[pseudo bronze]

Oh yeah the rules say not to bully people

That might’ve been it

[ripe badger]

He didint give me his money ):

damn

[pseudo bronze]

I’m mourning

[ripe badger]

he is gone

[ripe badger]

Wdym?

What is mourning?

[pseudo bronze]

No

[ripe badger]

What is mourning???

oh

I mean

John is my friend

In discord too

I can give you his id

[pseudo bronze]

Yeah me too

[ripe badger]

You are a boy

Aren’t ya?

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a pumpkin picker 56

Reply #6069

[pseudo bronze]

No?

[ripe badger]

Damn

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 18 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

A drunk man pays you 58 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[pseudo bronze]

What made you think that

[ripe badger]

LOL

Made you think what?

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 21 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

That I was a boy

[ripe badger]

Nothing..

[pseudo bronze]

🤨

[ripe badger]

DUTCH????

No one

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 46 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 39 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 26 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 74

Reply #635864

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 8 seconds.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 13 minutes.

[ripe badger]

Im sorry

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 35 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

Ooooooooh

[ripe badger]

Im sorry

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 76 for your services.

Reply #636364

[ripe badger]

Im so sorry

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 95.

Reply #636059

[ripe badger]

Damn

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You were caught attempting to rob ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468, and have been fined 547.

[pseudo bronze]

😄🫱

[ripe badger]

Damn

I lost again

In grammbling

I got you

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 14 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 42 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 14 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 212

Reply #838124

[ripe badger]

WHAT

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 70 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[ripe badger]

YESS

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 5 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You work as a dog food taster and earn 90

Reply #34

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 54 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 1 minute and 31 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 18 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 14 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 19 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 54.

Reply #636057

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 34 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 246.

Reply #55468

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 11 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 66

Reply #62

monkeyman9292828238

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 81

Reply #636015

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 55 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 0

Reply #635959

yoda4837

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 576.

Reply #55466

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 35 minutes and 34 seconds.

yoda4837

You've been fined 349 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

AAAAAA

LLLLL

Because i gave all my money to arthur

He is my bank

He is my bank i can take money from him

[silent gale]

yoda4837

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You did a fundraiser and raised 91

Reply #834686

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 291.

Reply #4910531

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 303.

Reply #636527

yoda4837

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 50 minutes.

yoda4837

You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 14 seconds.

yoda4837

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 145

Reply #635999

monkeyman9292828238

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 63

Reply #636419

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 6 seconds.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 16 minutes and 45 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got 57 for your efforts!

Reply #636053

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 7 seconds.

yoda4837

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 87 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

yoda4837

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

yoda4837

You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 22 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

yoda4837

You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 22 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 13 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/alut

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 5 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 88

Reply #635869

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 9 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 14 seconds.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 33 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You work as crisis actor and earn 98.

Reply #636433

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You robbed 251 from ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468.

[ripe badger]

YES

[silent gale]

yoda4837

Just take the 69 and go...

Reply #636322

yoda4837

You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 55 seconds.

monkeyman9292828238

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay 141 to get it repaired.

Reply #636005

yoda4837

You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 38 seconds.

[ripe badger]

YESSS

YESSSS

[silent gale]

yoda4837

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.

yoda4837

You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 52 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 67.

Reply #636482

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 19 seconds.

yoda4837

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 31 seconds.

yoda4837

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 86

Reply #54

yoda4837

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 35 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/Work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 40 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 293.

Reply #55467

[ripe badger]

YAYS

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/bj all

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 73

Reply #7083

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 87 fine.

Reply #636171

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 17 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 65

Reply #636385

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 23 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 41 seconds.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 8 minutes.

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 0 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 371 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 98 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 52 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot work for 1 minute and 31 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You were caught attempting to rob ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468, and have been fined 200.

[dawn scroll]

Nooo

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 76 for it.

Reply #636518

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You work as an engineer and earn 87

Reply #71

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 34 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 20 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 50.

Reply #636071

[ripe badger]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you 0 for having your junk out.

Reply #636492

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 13 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 46 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 7 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 4 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 0

Reply #636376

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes.

[dawn scroll]

HAHA

[ripe badger]

Shut up

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 36 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work @dawn scroll

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 30 seconds.

[ripe badger]

Wow imagine if it works

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 16 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 5 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 63 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[ripe badger]

Alrighty

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 26 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/sut

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 57 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob @dawn scroll

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 26 minutes and 35 seconds.

[ripe badger]

Just checking

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 17 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 73 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 35 seconds.

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 51 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 57 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 92

Reply #636034

[dawn scroll]

woohoooo

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/woek

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You were farming and earned 85

Reply #636436

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 7 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 15 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 64.

Reply #636031

[dawn scroll]

/give @ripe badger all

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 272!

Reply #635920

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You were caught in the act, and fined 0

Reply #636009

[dawn scroll]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 85

Reply #636317

anascrypto

You were caught attempting to rob ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468, and have been fined 487.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 89!

Reply #636316

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 59 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 245 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 65.

Reply #4910432

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 40 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined 453.

Reply #4910505

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 1 minute and 52 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 39 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 52.

Reply #636451

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 99

Reply #19

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You rake in 166, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 56 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 52 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 15 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 1 minute and 25 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dog food taster and earn 84

Reply #34

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a human statue and earn 96

Reply #58

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 56 minutes and 24 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 18 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 41 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You develop games and earn 72.

Reply #636067

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 235 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 424 on her.

Reply #636020

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 40 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You battled and gained 58.

Reply #636473

monkeyman9292828238

You work as a snake milker and earn 82

Reply #30

monkeyman9292828238

You robbed 49 from anascrypto.

[ripe badger]

Stfu

why

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 182

Reply #635985

[ripe badger]

LLLLLL

BOZO

/bal

Byw

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 176 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 34 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 43 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 68

Reply #62

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 17 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You are paid 289 to hit yourself.

Reply #636173

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 27 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 88 for your services.

Reply #636364

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 10 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 37 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You are paid 96 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

Reply #635989

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 53!

Reply #636414

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 7 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 2 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 12 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 98

Reply #636328

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 7 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 13 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 58 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You sold drugs for 402

Reply #636114

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 327.

Reply #636527

[mighty karma]

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 220 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[mighty karma]

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 10 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 1 minute and 49 seconds.

[mighty karma]

/work

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 59 in profits

Reply #838133

[mighty karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You rob the bank of Eternity for 481

Reply #635868

monkeyman9292828238

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 67

Reply #12

monkeyman9292828238

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined 296 .

Reply #636186

[quasi sparrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You hack into a bank account and transfer 494 to your own account

Reply #4910483

[quasi sparrow]

/work

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You work as a help desk technician and earn 75

Reply #3

[quasi sparrow]

/work

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[quasi sparrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 341.

Reply #636503

[mighty karma]

/work

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 85

Reply #636351

[mighty karma]

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes.

[mighty karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 52 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 410

Reply #170

[ripe badger]

Damm

/slit

/slutt

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 206.

Reply #636530

[ripe badger]

WTF

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 96 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[ripe badger]

💀

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You bought and sold items and profited 90

Reply #636437

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 9 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 59 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You were caught attempting to rob ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468, and have been fined 86.

[dawn scroll]

/rob @pseudo bronze

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You robbed 56 from ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468.

[dawn scroll]

Heh

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You take your dog for a walk and gain 90

Reply #636388

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 54

Reply #2

[ripe badger]

XD

[mighty karma]

/work

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 87.

Reply #636512

[mighty karma]

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 39 seconds.

[mighty karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 31 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 47 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 9 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 21 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 70!

Reply #636259

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 55 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 95.

Reply #635939

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you 0 for attempted murder.

Reply #55470

[dawn scroll]

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 166

Reply #635965

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 35 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crome

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 8 seconds.

[mighty karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 72.

Reply #636254

[mighty karma]

/work

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You work as a wine taster and earn 85

Reply #15

[mighty karma]

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 207

Reply #635974

[mighty karma]

/bal

[mighty karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste 42 for more in game currency.

Reply #55471

[mighty karma]

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 257 for the night.

Reply #636471

[mighty karma]

/work

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 97 for watching.

Reply #636345

[mighty karma]

/bal

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 67, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 99. Congrats!

Reply #636450

monkeyman9292828238

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 159.

Reply #636479

monkeyman9292828238

You've been fined 305 for trying to rob a poor person.

monkeyman9292828238

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 64.

Reply #4910423

yoda4837

You attempted to rob monkeyman9292828238, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

yoda4837

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[mighty karma]

/crime

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You bombed Antarctica and received 644

Reply #636212

[mighty karma]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 360

Reply #635904

[mighty karma]

/work

[silent gale]

ColeR#2626

You work as a wine taster and earn 75

Reply #15

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a bread scientist and earn 52

Reply #27

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You cannot work for 31 seconds.

[quasi sparrow]

/work

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You work as a police officer and earn 56

Reply #66

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You made a great pun! Take this 72.

Reply #636539

[quasi sparrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 688

Reply #635866

[quasi sparrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

laurens1238

You found an extra 189 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 78!

Reply #636259

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 61 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 268.

Reply #635923

[light mango]

/cime

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 95.

Reply #636258

[light mango]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 919 from baine406.

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 57!

Reply #636343

monkeyman9292828238

You were caught attempting to rob ¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468, and have been fined 313.

monkeyman9292828238

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 335 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 76 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

monkeyman9292828238

You work for a Mexican cartel and make 594

Reply #636228

[golden barn]

/crime

[silent gale]

llljacoblll7305

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 200.

Reply #4910509

[golden barn]

/work

[silent gale]

llljacoblll7305

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 91

Reply #838252

[golden barn]

/work

[silent gale]

llljacoblll7305

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[golden barn]

/crime

[silent gale]

llljacoblll7305

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.

[golden barn]

/slut

[silent gale]

llljacoblll7305

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 180

Reply #838098

[silent gale]

monkeyman9292828238

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 60.

Reply #636403

monkeyman9292828238

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 250.

Reply #636305

monkeyman9292828238

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 345.

Reply #4910556

monkeyman9292828238

You were caught attempting to rob llljacoblll7305, and have been fined 454.

[golden barn]

💀

/rod @ripe badger

😭😭

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

llljacoblll7305

You attempted to rob monkeyman9292828238, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 68

Reply #21

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 161 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[ripe badger]

No

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You rob the bank of Eternity for 285

Reply #635868

[ripe badger]

Yipeee

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 24 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 1 second.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You work as the president and earn 74

Reply #65

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 23 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 55 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot work for 1 minute and 25 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You sell your crab for 59, you monster

Reply #635944

[ripe badger]

No

My crab

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You cannot work for 52 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 81!

Reply #636278

[ripe badger]

Its honest work

/work

[silent gale]

kratosthenewgodofwar

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 56.

Reply #636071

[ripe badger]

Space cows?

[woven mirage]

/work

[silent gale]

smartarey

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 67

Reply #636390

[woven mirage]

/crime

[silent gale]

smartarey

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them 270 for it

Reply #4910464

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910498

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 330!

Reply #636487

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You work at a lamp store and earn 87

Reply #635947

[ripe badger]

/rob @woven mirage

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You robbed 328 from smartarey.

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 48 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 69.

Reply #635917

[pseudo bronze]

I did what

[ripe badger]

Aow

I need money

[dawn scroll]

/crime

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal 465 and escape unnoticed!

Reply #636143

[dawn scroll]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

Nobody cares about you. You lost 0 trying to twerk.

Reply #636454

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 87

Reply #5

[dawn scroll]

/bal @pseudo bronze

/rob @woven mirage

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You robbed 66 from smartarey.

[pseudo bronze]

/slut

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 254!

Reply #636331

[pseudo bronze]

Mf

[ripe badger]

L

BOZO

[pseudo bronze]

/Rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

¿°•~Caboodle~•°?#0468

You robbed 436 from anascrypto.

[ripe badger]

Fuck you

/work

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 67

Reply #636431

[ripe badger]

Hah

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot work for 1 minute and 51 seconds.

[dawn scroll]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

DaBigBigLava#4727

You cannot work for 58 seconds.

[pseudo bronze]

/work