back-room

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You go down on that rich kid and earn 140

Reply #635900

[wet garden]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[wet garden]

/work

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 91 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[wet garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find 367 worth of assets.

Reply #636159

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 90

Reply #635952

[wet garden]

/work

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 88 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[wet garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined 276.

Reply #4910551

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Your level got featured epic and you won 95

Reply #636296

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 172 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[silent gale]

dadopeep

You serve the customers and receive 60

Reply #636348

dadopeep

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - bewxre
2 - bewarejamnik

dadopeep

You attempted to rob bewarejamnik, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[spice raven]

/WORK

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 97

Reply #63

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 92

Reply #636420

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work at the strip club and earn 282.

Reply #636529

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 526 on the market

Reply #636461

[mossy hornet]

Wow

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work as a police officer and earn 60

Reply #66

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 61.

Reply #55462

[quartz hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

bamsefar7053

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 94, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You clean the chimney and find 57.

Reply #636287

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 70.

Reply #4910432

[lost geode]

/work

[silent gale]

.landonricketts

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 94 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[lost geode]

/crime

[silent gale]

.landonricketts

You steal change from the homeless. You got 616

Reply #636051

[lost geode]

/slut

[silent gale]

.landonricketts

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 201.

Reply #636465

[amber furnace]

/work

[silent gale]

ragingcow17

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 83

Reply #37

[amber furnace]

/work

[silent gale]

ragingcow17

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

[amber furnace]

Rip

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 63 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[upper plume]

/work

[silent gale]

tomm#7804

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 100.

Reply #636512

[upper plume]

/slut

[silent gale]

tomm#7804

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 162.

Reply #636404

[upper plume]

/crime

[silent gale]

tomm#7804

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for 669.

Reply #4910511

dadopeep

You work as the head of elephants and earn 74

Reply #7

dadopeep

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dadopeep

You attempted to rob 16dragons, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You were caught vandalising and were fined 327

Reply #636256

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 269 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 88 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 25 seconds.

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 6

Reply #636075

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 91 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You hacked into the bank and received 509 and an invitation to Anonymous

Reply #635978

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 80

Reply #61

[indigo briar]

/crime

[silent gale]

jpro5172

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 261 on the market

Reply #636461

[indigo briar]

/slut

[silent gale]

jpro5172

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you 228 after.

Reply #636261

[indigo briar]

/work

[silent gale]

jpro5172

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 61

Reply #53

[olive scaffold]

/work

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 91

Reply #636090

[olive scaffold]

/slut

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 273 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[silent gale]

grey0701

You robbed 160 from anascrypto.

[ripe badger]

WTF

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ripe badger]

/rob @olive scaffold

[silent gale]

anascrypto

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[ripe badger]

i hate you @ripe badger

bro

im a ps user

and you are a ps user

we must be friends

i cant use my ps rn

my brother made my online id fir3s_gamer

i dont remember

[silent gale]

grey0701

You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for 415.

Reply #636095

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You sweep the floor and get paid 98

Reply #636337

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 281 : D

Reply #635875

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 72

Reply #19

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 368 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You stole a car and sold it for 570

Reply #636230

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 100 for it.

Reply #636518

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 8 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 7 seconds.

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 61

Reply #636460

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 332 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[light mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

malileon

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 108.

Reply #636407

[light mango]

/rob @spice raven

[silent gale]

malileon

You attempted to rob qwazyiscool, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[spice raven]

L

jk

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 65

Reply #70

[spice raven]

rob me

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked overtime for 60

Reply #636536

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 398 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[silent gale]

grey0701

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 160

Reply #636464

[robust trellis]

/crime

[silent gale]

jojofan146

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 463

Reply #636131

[robust trellis]

/slut

[silent gale]

jojofan146

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 180.

Reply #636465

[robust trellis]

/work

[silent gale]

jojofan146

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 53 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[olive scaffold]

/work

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 72

Reply #636438

[olive scaffold]

/slut

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 247

Reply #636313

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kuz8280

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 62 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

kuz8280

You have been fined 262 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

kuz8280

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 301!

Reply #635894

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

kuz8280

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

[ripe badger]

a

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 98

Reply #47

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You whip it out and manage to rake in 365

Reply #79

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of 414 during the escape home. Better luck next time.

Reply #636427

[olive scaffold]

/work

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 51

Reply #17

[olive scaffold]

/slut

[silent gale]

cryst_al

You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 17 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned 57

Reply #635873

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 128

Reply #80

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

A sudden gust of wind blows away 339

Reply #636384

[delicate thicket]

/work

[silent gale]

Josh1#6188

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 58!

Reply #636259

[wet garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 275.

Reply #55472

[wet garden]

/work

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You work as a bread scientist and earn 73

Reply #27

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 96 in profits

Reply #838133

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You whip it out and manage to rake in 257

Reply #79

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for 422.

Reply #636208

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 93

Reply #636431

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 182

Reply #81

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You sneak into a hotel room and steal the minibar, selling the contents for 445

Reply #4910480

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 68.

Reply #636060

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a starving college student, you found 67 on the ground.

Reply #636396

grey0701

You become a game developer and raised 58 for charity.

Reply #636361

grey0701

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 126 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

grey0701

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 643

Reply #4910479

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You sell bananas for 88

Reply #834708

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 89

Reply #636079

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 258... yikes

Reply #635967

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you 261.

Reply #635962

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work in Greggs and earn 58

Reply #635899

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 18 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 59

Reply #635869

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot work for 1 minute and 56 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 46 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/WORK

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 67 for it.

Reply #636518

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You get paid 252 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of 336, which probably means that the "business" went well.

Reply #636263

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as the head of potatoes and earn 60

Reply #13

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 160 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 325.

Reply #636247

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 87.

Reply #636443

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

suryoye.

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 369... yikes

Reply #635967

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You steal an apple from the market for 599

Reply #636302

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

suryoye.

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 67

Reply #636087

[ripe badger]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

glitchy_11

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for 56

Reply #636317

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

glitchy_11

You work at the strip club and earn 298.

Reply #636529

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

glitchy_11

You hacked this server and got 631.

Reply #636540

[ripe badger]

!bal

/bal

[shut sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 72 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[shut sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 52

Reply #636328

[shut sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn 330! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

Reply #636094

[fervent gate]

/work

[silent gale]

Potato_Queen#3357

You sell V-bucks and make 62!

Reply #636520

[fervent gate]

/slut

[silent gale]

Potato_Queen#3357

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 231 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[fervent gate]

/slut

[silent gale]

Potato_Queen#3357

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[fervent gate]

/crime

[silent gale]

Potato_Queen#3357

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 475

Reply #636235

[fervent gate]

/bal

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 51 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with 264 worth of valuables.

Reply #4910516

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 299

Reply #635965

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 78

Reply #636397

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 84 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 193 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[burnt python]

/work

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 94.

Reply #636377

[burnt python]

/rob

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[burnt python]

/crime

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You sell your first mixtape and earn 295

Reply #636147

[burnt python]

/slut

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 187

Reply #28

[burnt python]

/Rob Javier Escuella

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - redmapletree
2 - Klimmek#6733
3 - rahknosumbra
4 - deleted user#7475
5 - alfie7895
6 - smokeyttv
7 - wusets#7477
8 - Javier escuella#0528
9 - Javier Escuella#1267

[burnt python]

Javier escuella#0528

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

[quiet inlet]

Lol

[burnt python]

Too powerful

/crime

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 42 seconds.

[burnt python]

/Rob redmapletree

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You attempted to rob redmapletree, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a snake milker and earn 94

Reply #30

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost 175

Reply #636342

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 76. Good job.

Reply #636285

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 190

Reply #81

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 627 in it

Reply #636145

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 77

Reply #78

[serene lodge]

/crime

[silent gale]

benpgamer

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for 414

Reply #4910484

[serene lodge]

/slut

[silent gale]

benpgamer

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 225!

Reply #636501

[serene lodge]

/rob @mossy hornet

[silent gale]

benpgamer

You attempted to rob 『EnVAntøY』឵#5955, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[serene lodge]

/work

[silent gale]

benpgamer

You do some work around the house for 78

Reply #41920

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 85 was earned.

Reply #203821

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 34 seconds.

[quartz hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

bamsefar7053

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 55 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 59

Reply #17

[valid radish]

/work

[silent gale]

penny0610

You were farming and earned 59

Reply #636436

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 84 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning 67.

Reply #636314

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 83

Reply #63

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 306 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Your rent is due. You send a check for 606.

Reply #636205

[mossy hornet]

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 81 for it.

Reply #636518

[burnt python]

/work

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 67

Reply #838228

[burnt python]

/crime

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You rob a bank for 505

Reply #636153

[burnt python]

/rob silas arlo

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[spiral basalt]

/work

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 82 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 50!

Reply #636413

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 17 seconds.

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 79 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 84

Reply #42

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 329.

Reply #635996

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste 319 on getting high.

Reply #635977

[hasty canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 206 fine!

Reply #636458

[hasty canopy]

run

/run

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

A sudden gust of wind blows 68 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 43 seconds.

[hasty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You work as a water slide tester and earn 73

Reply #50

[hasty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[hasty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 45 seconds.

[hasty canopy]

/crime

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 56 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 28 seconds.

[hasty canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 233 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[hasty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 36 seconds.

[hasty canopy]

/ cmd list

/cmd list

/list

/rob 『EnVAntøY』

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You robbed 13 from 『EnVAntøY』឵#5955.

[hasty canopy]

/rob QwazyisCool

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[hasty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 66.

Reply #636377

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 95

Reply #636328

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 284

Reply #81

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

『EnVAntøY』឵#5955

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 690.

Reply #635991

[spiral basalt]

/work

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 87 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[spiral basalt]

/crime

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for 428.

Reply #4910530

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 60 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[desert hound]

/work

[silent gale]

5imply

You clean the chimney and find 93.

Reply #636287

[pearl ridge]

/work

[silent gale]

JaxsonWest213#4280

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 56

Reply #46

[pearl ridge]

/crime

[silent gale]

JaxsonWest213#4280

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 256.

Reply #636474

[silent gale]

grey0701

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you 366

Reply #636235

grey0701

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 88

Reply #61

grey0701

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 355 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 64

Reply #48

[mossy hornet]

/slit

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 262 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 596.

Reply #4910507

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You gave yourself 64 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 118 : D

Reply #635875

[quartz hemlock]

/work

[silent gale]

bamsefar7053

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 89.

Reply #55462

[burnt python]

/work

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 85 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[burnt python]

/slut

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in 357

Reply #81

[burnt python]

/crime

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 389 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[burnt python]

/crime

[silent gale]

lorix1.1

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.

[burnt python]

Whattt

[trim narwhal]

/crime

[silent gale]

ilysecye

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose 200 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

Reply #636391

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a beaver expert and earn 55

Reply #16

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 372

Reply #636463

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You impersonate a police officer and steal confiscated drugs, selling them for 557

Reply #4910486

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a personal shopper and earn 68

Reply #52

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

arthursmorgan

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 77

Reply #635919

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 93

Reply #75

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 389.

Reply #636368

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 70 as in return!

Reply #636372

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You made a great pun! Take this 75.

Reply #636539

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 174, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You dig around in your yard and gain 88

Reply #636382

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 70

Reply #635988

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 77!

Reply #636414

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 250.

Reply #636054

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give 432 to make up for it

Reply #636289

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You cannot work for 12 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 80

Reply #53

[flint valley]

/work

[silent gale]

thynkyu

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 93!

Reply #636316

[flint valley]

/work

[silent gale]

thynkyu

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

dadopeep

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 51 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

dadopeep

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

dadopeep

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - JaniJani#9441
2 - leifm6
3 - ninjaf9
4 - giewus
5 - destroyer53154
6 - .hgr
7 - roomskylar
8 - holy moly#6963
9 - hd4y#9954
10 - quarterafter

dadopeep

You robbed 44 from hd4y#9954.

[ripe badger]

/rob !

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - JaniJani#9441
2 - leifm6
3 - ninjaf9
4 - giewus
5 - destroyer53154
6 - .hgr
7 - roomskylar
8 - holy moly#6963
9 - hd4y#9954
10 - quarterafter

[ripe badger]

2

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

You were caught attempting to rob leifm6, and have been fined 200.

[ripe badger]

awh

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 76

Reply #49

[flint valley]

/work

[silent gale]

thynkyu

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 80

Reply #636511

[calm root]

/work

[silent gale]

zhxq

Just take the 98 and go...

Reply #636322

[calm root]

/work

[silent gale]

zhxq

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[calm root]

/rob

[silent gale]

zhxq

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[calm root]

/rob thy

[silent gale]

zhxq

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - omgisitreallytherapscallion
2 - sxyth_
3 - thybi
4 - thyralon
5 - thynkyu
6 - thy#8547
7 - thyintox
8 - thysuitman
9 - thyteal
10 - thytrooper

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 50

Reply #636439

[calm root]

5

[silent gale]

zhxq

You robbed 41 from thynkyu.

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 563.

Reply #4910531

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 313.

Reply #636547

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pet food taster and earn 56.

Reply #4910439

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 97 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[spiral basalt]

/work

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 86

Reply #636328

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 55 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[wet garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You bombed Antarctica and received 280

Reply #636212

[wet garden]

Huh

/work

[silent gale]

skeletkongen

You suggest something good and get rewarded 58

Reply #636552

[burnt sky]

/rob !

[silent gale]

preston5649

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - JaniJani#9441
2 - leifm6
3 - ninjaf9
4 - giewus
5 - destroyer53154
6 - .hgr
7 - roomskylar
8 - holy moly#6963
9 - hd4y#9954
10 - quarterafter

[burnt sky]

/ rob 2

[silent gale]

Cancelled command.

preston5649

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Lost Parrot#0970
2 - byrd2049
3 - 205wen
4 - IPunchYourShins#0538
5 - 20fuder100saberes#8680
6 - 20k20
7 - 215ericsn
8 - 21average8947
9 - 21stv60
10 - 53m_

[burnt sky]

1

[silent gale]

preston5649

You were caught attempting to rob Lost Parrot#0970, and have been fined 200.

[burnt sky]

/rob 1

[silent gale]

preston5649

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rx8n
2 - brazzarazza
3 - Cyphix#7937
4 - vjsipdjfkosdfdhbgvdcsx
5 - callahan9454
6 - 111101111
7 - devsmyn
8 - goat.b.fuckin
9 - calypso#6915
10 - 109215

[burnt sky]

1

[silent gale]

preston5649

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[burnt sky]

/work

[silent gale]

preston5649

You work as crisis actor and earn 50.

Reply #636433

[burnt sky]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

preston5649

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[burnt sky]

/crime

[silent gale]

preston5649

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding 429 to remove it

Reply #4910473

[burnt sky]

/bal

[spiral basalt]

/work

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 54

Reply #59

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You receive a check of 97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[simple sable]

/work

[silent gale]

ryan_9553

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 95

Reply #8

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You sell bananas for 51

Reply #834708

[zealous island]

We're def going to Tahiti

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 70, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[hasty canopy]

/work

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You got out of bed. Have 90

Reply #635934

[hasty canopy]

/slut

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 151

Reply #636523

[hasty canopy]

/rob 𝐍𝐢𝐢-𝐬𝐚𝐧 💫

[silent gale]

GHOSTRIDER#8513

You were caught attempting to rob niisan4259, and have been fined 324.

[simple sable]

/work

[silent gale]

ryan_9553

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 80!

Reply #635987

[simple sable]

/work

/work

[silent gale]

ryan_9553

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 56.

Reply #636451

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 86 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[zealous island]

Fair enough

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 93

Reply #70

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You cannot work for 7 seconds.

[zealous island]

🦅🇺🇲

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You work as a space lawyer and earn 91

Reply #6

[zealous island]

Space lawyer

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 88.

Reply #636082

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 69!

Reply #636488

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 82.

Reply #55462

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 393!

Reply #834979

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you 262 in payment for a cleaner.

Reply #636387

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 78.

Reply #635990

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 66

Reply #63

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 62

Reply #57

[ebon hazel]

/crime

[silent gale]

javelin2

You loiter and are fined 506.

Reply #636309

[ebon hazel]

Fuck

/slut

[silent gale]

javelin2

You post nudes on the internet for 239

Reply #636120

[ebon hazel]

/slut

[silent gale]

javelin2

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 21 seconds.

[ebon hazel]

/work

[silent gale]

javelin2

You develop games for a living and earn 83.

Reply #636041

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 91!

Reply #635987

[slate marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

moosemilksz

You made a great pun! Take this 61.

Reply #636539

[slate marlin]

/test crime

[silent gale]

moosemilksz

The crime command is enabled in #back-room
Reason: crime command is overridden to be allowed in #back-room

[slate marlin]

/crime

[silent gale]

moosemilksz

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 455.

Reply #636284

[slate marlin]

/bank

/bal

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 93.

Reply #636509

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 185

Reply #635974

[light mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

malileon

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal 406

Reply #636121

[light mango]

/rob @distant latch

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 308 from censoredscreaming.

[light mango]

/whit 300

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 82 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 377!

Reply #834979

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for 431

Reply #87

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 73

Reply #636441

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home 485

Reply #636206

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a comedian and earn 57

Reply #29

[weary pelican]

/crime

[silent gale]

boopiemax

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 295

Reply #636190

[weary pelican]

/work

[silent gale]

boopiemax

You sell your crab for 58, you monster

Reply #635944

[weary pelican]

/slut

[silent gale]

boopiemax

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 228

Reply #635925

[weary pelican]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

boopiemax

You robbed 125 from i_cherish_lemons.

[ripe badger]

NOOOO

/slut

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 294

Reply #636463

[ripe badger]

there we go

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 79 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 221 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You drive women to the store for 98

Reply #636048

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 671

Reply #636231

[light mango]

/wor

/work

[silent gale]

malileon

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 98

Reply #36

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

malileon

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 223.

Reply #636472

[light mango]

/crime

[silent gale]

malileon

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined 367.

Reply #636199

[light mango]

/rob @distant latch

[silent gale]

malileon

You robbed 123 from censoredscreaming.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You slept in a bed and found 63 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

yolo7920

You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for 417

Reply #4910458

[ripe badger]

damn

/work

[silent gale]

yolo7920

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 88

Reply #33

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

yolo7920

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 292 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You worked as a bartender, and earned 89 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[quartz hemlock]

/crime

[silent gale]

bamsefar7053

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined 571

Reply #636106

[burnt sky]

/work

[silent gale]

preston5649

You found 82 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[burnt sky]

/rob

[silent gale]

preston5649

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[burnt sky]

/rob

[silent gale]

preston5649

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[burnt sky]

/slut

[silent gale]

preston5649

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 207!

Reply #635920

[burnt sky]

/rob 3lemons

[silent gale]

preston5649

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[burnt sky]

/rob

[silent gale]

preston5649

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[burnt sky]

/rob !

[silent gale]

preston5649

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - JaniJani#9441
2 - leifm6
3 - ninjaf9
4 - giewus
5 - destroyer53154
6 - .hgr
7 - roomskylar
8 - holy moly#6963
9 - hd4y#9954
10 - quarterafter

[burnt sky]

2

[silent gale]

preston5649

You robbed 102 from leifm6.

[burnt sky]

/crime

[silent gale]

preston5649

Your rent is due. You send a check for 534.

Reply #636205

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 87

Reply #636397

[hollow ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

vibes_10

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 90!

Reply #636413

[hollow ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

vibes_10

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You found 82 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You work in Greggs and earn 93

Reply #635899

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 264 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined 337

Reply #636091

[fresh elm]

/crime

[silent gale]

arthursmorgan

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 388

Reply #636169

[fresh elm]

/work

[silent gale]

arthursmorgan

You work as a taxi driver and earn 99

Reply #636045

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You serve the customers and receive 91

Reply #636348

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 64 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[tranquil burrow]

/work

[silent gale]

Kazuma Kiryu#2784

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 55

Reply #635903

[tranquil burrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

Kazuma Kiryu#2784

You break into a laboratory and steal a sample of a new virus, which you sell to a bioweapons organisation for 271.

Reply #4910527

[tranquil burrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

Kazuma Kiryu#2784

You whip it out and manage to rake in 172

Reply #79

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You receive a check of 67 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You drive women to the store for 98

Reply #636048

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 100

Reply #39

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a model and earn 81

Reply #18

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a water slide tester and earn 70

Reply #50

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a street performer and earn 67

Reply #636362

[dreamy abyss]

/work

[silent gale]

flameburst408

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 53

Reply #636034

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 64 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 160

Reply #635904

[dreamy abyss]

/slut

[silent gale]

flameburst408

You work as a cunning linguist and earn 113

Reply #28

[dreamy abyss]

/work

[silent gale]

flameburst408

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.

[dreamy abyss]

/rob

[silent gale]

flameburst408

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

.work

/slut

[silent gale]

hunterwolf7

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 200

Reply #635925

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

hunterwolf7

You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got 99!

Reply #636259

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

hunterwolf7

You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a 99 fine.

Reply #636434

[ripe badger]

.money

/money

/money @ripe badger

/bank

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a snake milker and earn 52

Reply #30

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You sell bananas for 70

Reply #834708

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 54

Reply #636441

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 77 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 362

Reply #636500

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 99 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 82

Reply #62

[hexed moat]

/slut

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you 124 for the night.

Reply #636471

[spiral basalt]

/work

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 86

Reply #230203

[uncut crest]

/woro

/work

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 67 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[uncut crest]

/work

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[uncut crest]

/crime

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 351

Reply #636423

[uncut crest]

/slut

[silent gale]

espionage_.

Your pimp gives you an extra 205

Reply #636546

[spiral basalt]

/work

[silent gale]

big_pickle_136

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 68!

Reply #635987

[uncut crest]

/work

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You work as a vibration consultant and earn 93

Reply #53

[uncut crest]

/crime

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 16 seconds.

[uncut crest]

/slut

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 21 seconds.

[shut sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 66!

Reply #636047

[shut sandal]

/crime

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You mugged a bunch of nuns for 453

Reply #636486

[shut sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 115!

Reply #635946

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You develop games for a living and earn 74.

Reply #636041

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

glitchy_11

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 81

Reply #78

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 53!

Reply #636316

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 96

Reply #636554

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

You suck some toes and earn 373

Reply #636551

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

i_cherish_lemons

You rob a convenience store for 464

Reply #636126

[quick harness]

/work

[silent gale]

comicsenjoyer

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 56

Reply #636016

[quick harness]

/crime

[silent gale]

comicsenjoyer

You vandalised a public park and have been fined 277.

Reply #4910540

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 82!

Reply #636316

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 91 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 96

Reply #75

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 290

Reply #635904

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined 546.

Reply #4910499

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 83

Reply #78

[hexed moat]

/slut

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 387 in return!

Reply #635891

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 73 for doing it

Reply #636462

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 96

Reply #7083

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 278 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 80 for it.

Reply #636518

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 118 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 420.

Reply #4910507

[broken sorrel]

#NothingToSeeHere

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 81

Reply #55

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You serve the customers and receive 56

Reply #636348

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 70 for it!

Reply #636559

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You have worked in the prison gardens for 60

Reply #636468

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work for a private military company, earning 63

Reply #636074

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 57 I think...

Reply #635916

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 69

Reply #636083

[shut sandal]

/work

[silent gale]

tdsmax

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 82

Reply #12

[shut sandal]

/slut

[silent gale]

tdsmax

Your pimp gives you an extra 338

Reply #636546

[shut sandal]

/buy gun

[untold spade]

What?

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 77

Reply #838252

[north spade]

/work

[silent gale]

sea for theives#2946

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 56

Reply #17

[north spade]

/work

[silent gale]

sea for theives#2946

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

[north spade]

/slut

[silent gale]

sea for theives#2946

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 256

Reply #636037

[north spade]

/slut

[silent gale]

sea for theives#2946

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 85 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 86!

Reply #636488

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 191.

Reply #636472

[zenith pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

.wolflad.

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 78.

Reply #636406

[zenith pecan]

/crime

[silent gale]

.wolflad.

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 278

Reply #636131

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 81.

Reply #636508

[zealous island]

/work

[silent gale]

niisan4259

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 91

Reply #8

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 52

Reply #636494

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 81!

Reply #203527

[hexed moat]

/slut

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 257

Reply #635974

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 78

Reply #48

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 69 .

Reply #636084

[fierce oar]

/work

[silent gale]

arbarn

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 72

Reply #838228

[fierce oar]

/crime

[silent gale]

arbarn

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of 72

Reply #636018

[fierce oar]

/slut

[silent gale]

arbarn

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 0.

Reply #636530

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

74 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

Reply #636327

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You went to work and gained 50

Reply #636510

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

christ_enjoyer

You work as a help desk technician and earn 80

Reply #3

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

christ_enjoyer

You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a 280 fine.

Reply #4910533

[uncut crest]

/work

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 79

Reply #230200

[uncut crest]

/crime

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined 687.

Reply #4910553

[uncut crest]

/slut

[silent gale]

espionage_.

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 199!

Reply #635983

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 65.

Reply #636057

[subtle gate]

/work

[silent gale]

doke9

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 71. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 79 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 58.

Reply #4910425

[formal wharf]

/slut

[silent gale]

mrpineapple3091

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 195 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[formal wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

mrpineapple3091

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 89 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You battled and gained 73.

Reply #636473

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 92

Reply #636494

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 231!

Reply #636501

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You gave yourself 89 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[dusky dirge]

/slut

[silent gale]

KoKoKups#8284

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 311

Reply #635964

[dusky dirge]

/work

[silent gale]

KoKoKups#8284

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 70 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[dusky dirge]

/work

[silent gale]

KoKoKups#8284

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 51

Reply #36

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make 87 for your dedication to laziness.

Reply #4910390

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 50.

Reply #635917

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got 73

Reply #204081

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 54 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 60 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 95

Reply #636441

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 292 from you.

Reply #636525

[spice raven]

😦

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 79 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 43 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 61 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 54, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 114

Reply #635871

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You work as a beaver expert and earn 54

Reply #16

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You suck some toes and earn 296

Reply #636551

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for 260.

Reply #4910523

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You found 86 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 279.

Reply #635923

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 61 I think...

Reply #635916

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a pilot and earn 69

Reply #67

[mossy hornet]

/work

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You work as a snake milker and earn 88

Reply #30

[mossy hornet]

/slut

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You cannot be a slut for 51 seconds.

[mossy hornet]

/crime

[silent gale]

envantoyaa

You cannot commit a crime for 53 seconds.

[ornate sparrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

_fortnitegamergod

You get paid 310 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[ruby gust]

/work

[silent gale]

snipz._.

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 95. Good job.

Reply #636285

[ruby gust]

/slut

[silent gale]

snipz._.

You take it up the ass for 367

Reply #635945

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 53 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

qwazyiscool

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 228

Reply #635965

[ruby gust]

/crime

[silent gale]

snipz._.

You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of 505! You also take a few "items" for yourself...

Reply #636024

[acoustic blaze]

/slut

[silent gale]

the_nelsonator

You found an extra 179 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[acoustic blaze]

/work

[silent gale]

the_nelsonator

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 23 seconds.

[acoustic blaze]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hexed moat]

/slut

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 267.

Reply #636298

[hexed moat]

/work

[silent gale]

hellfirequeen

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 86 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401