You give excellent head and earn a solid
245.
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You give excellent head and earn a solid
245.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
71
/rob @pseudo bear
You were caught attempting to rob ewinchester, and have been fined
692.
Xdd
o.o
Karma I gues
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
215 from you.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
406 to dodge death.
/rob @pseudo bear
You attempted to rob ewinchester, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @sullen badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
427
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
353
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
93
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
699 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
111.
Just take the
65 and go...
Damn bro
Lol
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
200 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
278
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
55 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
71
You robbed
56 from sergeant_jim.
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
56 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
176
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
54.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
537
Niceee
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
50
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
58.
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
258
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
357
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
53
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
81 for your therapeutic skills.
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
530.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
328.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
62, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
674 falls out of your pocket!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/rob @sullen badger
You attempted to rob dar_evil, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
smh
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
94
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
60 for your time and effort.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
509 to help him out.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
140
/rob @knotty fern
You attempted to rob beanboi_, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
…
/rob @weary pelican
You robbed
2,308 from boopiemax.
omg lol i am sorry
xddddd
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
lol
/rob @sullen badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
u cant
I will come back for u
and also i have 0cash
okey
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
50
/slut
You earn
156 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
620 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
60.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
96
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
620.
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
209 for having your junk out.
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
59.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 24 seconds.
My luck is run out
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
440.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
335!
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
94
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
668
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
67.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
176!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
93
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 51 seconds.
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
53.
You steal a delivery truck full of designer shoes and sell them on the black market for
639.
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
200 for a new one.
You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 31 seconds.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
86
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
240 in donations!
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
251
You drive women to the store for
88
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
623!
/rob Rabea
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rabea0
2 - rabea27
3 - rabea1717
/rob @ripe badger
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob rabea0, and have been fined
442.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
458
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
374
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
90 for your services.
/rob @sullen badger
You were caught attempting to rob dar_evil, and have been fined
462.
I broke my penis being an slut
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
77
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
335
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
567!
/rob @rustic hawk
You've been fined
639 for trying to rob a poor person.
Fuck
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
374. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
98.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
361
/rob @formal wharf
You attempted to rob mrpineapple3091, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Broke ass
/work
You worked and gained
91
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 42 seconds.
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
199
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
72 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
115 after.
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
381.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
207 on your way out of the locker room.
/sex
Hey I goted molested by furrys
Its in my bank
Okay
Who thought of this
/work
You develop games and earn
79.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
93.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
53.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
369 in hospital fees.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
651 from you.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
355
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
398
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
65
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
95.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
62 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
53.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
210
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
355
how do I use this bot lol
/rob @robust garnet
You attempted to rob tom.is.my.love, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
288 for the good time.
/rob @robust garnet
You attempted to rob tom.is.my.love, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
nah it’s fine
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
474.
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
94 for your struggles.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
423
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
147 for public indecency.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
100 for doing his job.
yey
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
60
/deposit
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
53
/work
You do some work around the house for
86
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
496.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
131 for the night.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
52 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
59!
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
88
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
51 for all your items.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
350
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
417
/deposit
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
263 in sheer terror.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
115 from the men.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
63
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
56
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
97.
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
57 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
208.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
0.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
562
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
252 fine!
/dep all
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
91.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
320.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
69
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
58
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined
497.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
391 after.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
0 for child support before disownment.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
73.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
691 more
/rob @spiral basalt
You attempted to rob big_pickle_136, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You found
80 on the floor.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
373 to resolve your burnt skin.
FUCK
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
469.
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
72
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
347
/work
You cannot work for 34 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
88
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
83.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
57 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
51
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
98
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
99 off your new game.
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
0 from you.
Fuck off
Bro I got 600 fine but you gut 98 ?!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
58.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
61
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
73 for streaming it online.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
90
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 5 seconds.
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
107 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
587
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
67
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
59 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
76
/work
You clean the chimney and find
78.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
78 fine!
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
0
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
550
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
91 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
96
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for
383.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
291
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
52
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
610.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
261!
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
80
/rob @fallen laurel
You were caught attempting to rob m.iv, and have been fined
340.
/with 1000
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
71
/crime
You robbed a church and made
590.
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
363
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
80 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
175 for their medical fees.
/work
You got featured and won
93
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
96
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
251.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
A drunk man pays you
84 to walk backwards.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 seconds.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
252 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
582.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
84 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 57 seconds.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
280 for surgery.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
51
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
641.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
69
/crime
You steal lamps for
652
/work
You found
63 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You milk a cow for
56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
62 for your vivid imagination.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
96 off your performance.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
166.
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
359.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
93.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
691 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
78
/slut
You rake in
338, but your butthole will never be the same...
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
153 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
480
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
70!
/rob @sullen badger
You've been fined
89 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
98
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
98.
/slut
Your friend pays you
332 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
200 on getting high.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
0.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
59 a day
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
460
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
118!
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
87!
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
65
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
96. The students loved you!
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
394.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
97
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
57 I think...
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
443
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
297 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
79
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
50 for your hard work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
68
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
66 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/crime
You parked in a handicap spot without a permit and have been fined
653.
Oof
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob huskat
You robbed
13 from huskat.
Bruh
Oof
Why you attacking me
/rob godryan
You robbed
719 from ryan9026.
Oof
/work
You gave yourself
95 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You impersonate a delivery driver and steal packages, selling the contents for
685
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
195
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
399 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as an egg and earn
74
/crime
You have been fined
698 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
53
/rob @formal wharf
You attempted to rob mrpineapple3091, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Aw
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
337.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
78
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
253
/slut
You get
330 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth
52.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
124
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
324
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
73
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
340 from you as compensation.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
77 off your performance.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
497.
I hate these
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
0 on getting high.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
0.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
69.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
94
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
407
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
69
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
336 inside it
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
55
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
98!
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
98
/rob @indigo briar
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
290!
albert einstein
Yes
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
0
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
138!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
52.
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
497
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
83!
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
300
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
0
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
83
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
78
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
621
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
361 after.
/rob @indigo briar
You were caught attempting to rob jpro5172, and have been fined
273.
smartest man alive
@indigo briar lol
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
69!
/crime
You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for
523
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
279!
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
98 for your participation.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
98.
/crime
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
466 to remove it
/rob @fierce oar
You attempted to rob arbarn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You receive a check of
73 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
56!
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
539
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
52!
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
579.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
192 : D
/rob @fierce oar
You've been fined
386 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
302
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
114
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
66.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
80!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 10 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
200.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
77.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
319!
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
94
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
225
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
463.
You drive women to the store for
59
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
91. Congrats!
/whore
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
262
/whore
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
200 to get it repaired.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
78 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
627
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
129 from the client
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
77
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
83.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
383
/work
You battled and gained
84.
/slut
You get paid
387 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
66.
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
386 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
171!
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
83 for helping them out.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
83
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
399
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
95 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
393.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
361
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
406.
You work in Greggs and earn
84
You have a good night out and earn
212.
Your friend said that you couldn't steal the Mona Lisa, so to prove them wrong you stole the Mona Lisa and sold it for
502
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 6 seconds.
You walk dogs for
53.
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
80
/crime
You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined
318.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
331 to your Patreon
L + bozo + get better loser
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
98
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
315
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
314
again
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
94
You robbed
74 from baine406.
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
51 from a thrown out wallet.
You earn
214 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
91
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
343 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
274... yikes
yikes
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
63 on the way back home!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
147 from you and left.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
98
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
164.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
71 from selling drinks
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
551
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
72
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
298 in profit.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
179!
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
81 in your direction.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
263 fine!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
384 to your Patreon!
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
53
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
53.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
121
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
371 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You sell your crab for
81, you monster
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
83
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
290
/dep 223
/work
You work as an egg and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/Rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
53
/crime
You steal a valuable painting from a museum and sell it to a wealthy collector for
508
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
591
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
106
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
58
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
210, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
59 from donations
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
91!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined
0.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
62!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
301
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
272 to restore your save file.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
198
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
415
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
230.
/work
You are paid
60 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/rob @valid fossil
You were caught attempting to rob username_phobic, and have been fined
444.
Fuck
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
71 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob @sullen badger
You robbed
66 from dar_evil.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
53
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
103.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 3 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
150.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @dapper dune
You robbed
436 from rha3234.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
89
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
82
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
71 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
208.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob @split ether
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 31 minutes.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
224.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
76