You work as an iceberg mover and earn
74
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You work as an iceberg mover and earn
74
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
63 off of donations.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
75.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
58 😃
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 16 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
58!
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
544! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
50.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
334 to fuck the girls inside.
Niceee
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
82
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
84
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
85
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
53
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
281
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
230.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
95
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
69
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
87.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You steal
455 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
85
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
178
Lmfao
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
100
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
253.
/work
You found
71 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
125 to your Patreon!
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
578 for damages
/work
You receive a check of
95 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
261
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
330
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
92.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
72 for your time and effort.
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
80.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
93 for doing his job.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
88 off of donations.
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
444
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
305
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
490.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
51
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
0 to make up for it
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
58
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
607
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
336
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
292 for the night.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
66
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
67 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
83 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
92 strewn about between the seats!
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
94, as it was originally their job
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
54 for your vivid imagination.
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
183
/work
You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make
62.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
87!
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
81.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
55.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
86.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
66 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You do some work around the house for
69
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
297.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
450 to clean it up.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
280
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
671
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
77.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
60
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
57
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
309.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
205 when you fell over.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
68.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
92.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
64
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
155 for your services.
/crime
You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for
354.
/slut
You earned
365 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
55.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
80 for your bravery and heroism.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
81
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 21 seconds.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
275 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
88 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
93.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
125
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
299.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
68!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
88
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
364
/work
You slept in a bed and found
71 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
252
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You sell your crab for
64, you monster
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
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/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 seconds.
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
694
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
131
/work
You sell bananas for
65
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
96
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
62.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
325 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
84
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
96
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
79.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
93
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
188
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
1
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
53 when you got back home
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
96 for your struggles.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
463
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
167
/rob @weary pelican
You attempted to rob boopiemax, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
596.
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
95 for your team winning!
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
95.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
77
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
495
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
395.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
52
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
78.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
78.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
374!
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
88 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You are paid
672 to hit yourself.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
229
Noice
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
54 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/dep all
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
77
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
173 for the night.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
85
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
52 for your lack of effort.
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
66!
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
151
/dep all
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
67.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
397 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
193 in one night.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 59 seconds.
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
488.
o
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
356, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
169.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
98!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
271 from the client
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
100 for streaming it online.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
196
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
324.
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
91.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
358 on the way back to your ship.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
100 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
98.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 50 seconds.
you need to head to bar
Ok
You earned
279 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
69!
You break a window in New York for
646.
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
270.
XD
DAMNIT
Lol
you dun goffed
_>
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
97 near one of the potatoes
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
89 for helping them out.
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
506 for safe keeping.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
270 in return!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
92.
/crime
You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined
92.
bruh
/work
You find
87 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
87
damn
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
96
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
67.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
94
/work
You make a living selling weed for
61 a day
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
353 trying to twerk.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
511 for a job well done.
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
53.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
85
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
53.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
71
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
363
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
113 and a sore ass.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
200!
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
414.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
300
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
91
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
453
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
325 in one night.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
80 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
I got the dollars
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
0
You robbed
628 from baine406.
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
347
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
64
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
129
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
208 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
68.
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
543 on the market
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
81.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
160.
/crime
You scammed some person and got
280 in cash.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
0 for attempted murder.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
141.
/work
You walk dogs for
80.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
98.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
125.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
152!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
562 on the black market.
You work at the strip club and earn
212.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
60.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
76
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
328!
Any ps4 bounty players that i can do bounties with i do not own bounty license
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
91 from selling drinks
Welp, guess I can’t go to bed with out depositing first while you hooliganism are still hanging around. How long you going to be here? Another week or…?
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
80 from selling drinks
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
89
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
89 to get it out
/rob
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Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for
398.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
89 though.
/work
You went to work and gained
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
65
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
311.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
326.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
332
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
632.
Damn
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
96
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
59
You have been fined
0 because you ate during work hours.
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
0.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You robbed a church and made
583.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
267 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/rob <grey0701>
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Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <grey>
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Usage:
rob <user>
/rob <user>
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You robbed
76 from baine406.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
84
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
15 from grey0701.
🤑
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
73.
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob grey0701, and have been fined
575.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
66.
/work
You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make
50 for your skills in temporal navigation.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
169.
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
367
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
123.
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
63.
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
206!
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
97 for your time and effort.
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
456.
Niceee
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
99.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
95 in your direction.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
77 for your therapeutic skills.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
559.
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/help
/work
You work as a model and earn
83
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
82.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
65
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
185.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
267.
You robbed
583 from dar_evil.
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
77
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
394 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
98
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
74 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined
325.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
266.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
63
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
77. Good job!
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
693 from you!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
219.
You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
387
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
250.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
94.
/rob @fierce oar
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
0 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
0 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
83 for watching.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
59
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
59 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
88 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
71 for it!
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
200
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
63
/slut
An adult video site pays you
354 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
92
/rob @sullen badger
You attempted to rob dar_evil, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
64!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/rob @sullen badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
54.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
447!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
144
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
85
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
285.
That aint a crime 😭
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rob <user>
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
259
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
337
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
60 for your participation.
/slut
You earned
232 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
64 for a good job.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @fierce oar
You attempted to rob arbarn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.
/rob @formal wharf
You were caught attempting to rob mrpineapple3091, and have been fined
491.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
0 to have them cleaned
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
51.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
51 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
351 to fix your leg
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
72.
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
614 worth of valuables.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
463
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
79 for your contributions !
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
118.
/rob @sullen badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 minutes and 29 seconds.
Bro what are u trying
Nothing don’t worry about it >:D
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
324
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
204 to get it out
/rob @sullen badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 58 seconds.
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
395 from the box of fares.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
159 in one night.
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
79 for tasting different types of tea.
/rob @sullen badger
You attempted to rob dar_evil, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Lol
Hey u start this trying to steal from me
Bro it was once
Uh I will remember that
And I was just trying it bcs I was not sure that is it working
Uhuh
Okey don't trust me
I don’t
/work
A drunk man pays you
62 to walk backwards.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob @tulip mulch
You attempted to rob nyanpeeku, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @fierce oar
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Daamn
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
58 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
518 from their pockets.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
165 to your Patreon
/rob arbarn
You attempted to rob arbarn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
76.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
451
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
333
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
88 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
209 from you!
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
83 in your direction.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
56 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You sell your crab for
66, you monster
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
76.
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
276
/crime
You steal lamps for
533
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
391.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
55
/crime
You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined
494.
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
361 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
97
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 57 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
88 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
81 for helping them out.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
194.
/crime
You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning
268
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
84
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
245.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
460.
wtf
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
96.
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
557
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
239!
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
92
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
69 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
95
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
95 fine
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
170
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
68
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
55 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
67
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
60.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
99
You robbed
11 from baine406.
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You post nudes on the internet for
397
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
434
/work
You receive a check of
81 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
You get a commission request, the payment is
69.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
265 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
396.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
62
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 33 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @robust trellis
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
194
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
96
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
601
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
277
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
328 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
73
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
71 fine!
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
89 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
89
/rob @indigo briar
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 44 minutes and 3 seconds.
Albert fucking Einstein
You find
67 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
64.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 31 seconds.
/rob @formal wharf
You robbed
45 from mrpineapple3091.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 4 seconds.
thanks
You participate in a scientific study and earn
64 for your time and effort.
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
134.
You managed to get with a famous actress for
111
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
81 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
464.
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
483 for a job well done.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
97
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
616 on the way back.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
316 to restock.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
55
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
414
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
344
/work
You were farming and earned
94
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
70
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
77
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
74.
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
118
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
329
/work
You sell your crab for
50, you monster
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
34 fine!
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
640 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
76, as it was originally their job
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
326 from the client
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
488
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
91 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
482
/slut