#back-room

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jojofan146

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash74

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dar_evil

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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baine406

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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dar_evil

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jojofan146

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baine406

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dar_evil

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jojofan146

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash281

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash95

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jojofan146

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dar_evil

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash69

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jojofan146

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash87.

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dar_evil

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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jojofan146

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qwazyiscool

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash100

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qwazyiscool

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big_pickle_136

You found Cash71 lying on the floor in General Chat!

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big_pickle_136

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big_pickle_136

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay Cash578 for damages

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baine406

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.talha_real

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay Cash261

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.talha_real

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash330

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.talha_real

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big_pickle_136

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash72 for your time and effort.

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jojofan146

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make Cash80.

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jojofan146

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baine406

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash93 for doing his job.

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boopiemax

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash88 off of donations.

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boopiemax

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash444

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boopiemax

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash305

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/rob @broken sorrel

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boopiemax

xmark You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined Cash490.

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baine406

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash51

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grey0701

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give Cash0 to make up for it

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qwazyiscool

You worked for the Police and earned Cash58

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qwazyiscool

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash607

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big_pickle_136

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big_pickle_136

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash292 for the night.

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big_pickle_136

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dar_evil

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efkanyzc

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash83 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

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efkanyzc

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dar_evil

You help clean up the local theater. You find Cash92 strewn about between the seats!

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baine406

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash94, as it was originally their job

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blends08

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make Cash54 for your vivid imagination.

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blends08

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big_pickle_136

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oblivi0n_onyx

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash87!

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baine406

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blends08

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash55.

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blends08

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dar_evil

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash86.

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qwazyiscool

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash66 for tasting different types of tea.

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gentleman9529

You do some work around the house for Cash69

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gentleman9529

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash297.

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gentleman9529

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay Cash450 to clean it up.

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dar_evil

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash280

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dar_evil

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash671

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dar_evil

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dar_evil

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash77.

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dar_evil

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dar_evil

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dar_evil

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qwazyiscool

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash60

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big_pickle_136

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash57

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big_pickle_136

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash309.

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big_pickle_136

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost Cash205 when you fell over.

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baine406

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash68.

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baine406

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash92.

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dar_evil

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash64

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dar_evil

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash155 for your services.

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dar_evil

You sneak into a research facility and steal a vial of experimental serum, which you sell to a pharmaceutical company for Cash354.

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blends08

You earned Cash365 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

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blends08

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash55.

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dar_evil

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make Cash80 for your bravery and heroism.

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big_pickle_136

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big_pickle_136

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash81

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dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 21 seconds.

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calmfish

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash275 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

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dar_evil

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash88 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

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dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

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big_pickle_136

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash93.

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big_pickle_136

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash125

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big_pickle_136

You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined Cash299.

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baine406

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash68!

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dar_evil

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash88

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dar_evil

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash364

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blends08

You slept in a bed and found Cash71 under your pillow when you woke up

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blends08

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash252

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dar_evil

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a Cash0 fine!

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dar_evil

You sell your crab for Cash64, you monster

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dar_evil

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big_pickle_136

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big_pickle_136

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth Cash694

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big_pickle_136

Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in Cash131

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big_pickle_136

You sell bananas for Cash65

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baine406

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash96

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dar_evil

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash62.

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dar_evil

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash325 on the way back to your ship.

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baine406

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash84

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dar_evil

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash96

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dar_evil

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baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash79.

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dar_evil

You work as a janitor and earn Cash93

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dar_evil

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash188

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dar_evil

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined Cash1

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dar_evil

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dar_evil

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash53 when you got back home

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boopiemax

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash96 for your struggles.

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boopiemax

You rob a drug dealer and gain Cash463

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boopiemax

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash167

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/rob @weary pelican

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.landonricketts

xmark You attempted to rob boopiemax, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

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Damn

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.landonricketts

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for Cash596.

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WTF

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.landonricketts

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash95 for your team winning!

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good i guess

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.landonricketts

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash95.

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baine406

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash77

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jojofan146

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined Cash495

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jojofan146

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash395.

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jojofan146

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash52

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baine406

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash78.

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dar_evil

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash78.

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dar_evil

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash374!

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tucketh

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash88 after the pizzeria closes down.

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tucketh

You are paid Cash672 to hit yourself.

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/slut

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tucketh

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash229

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baine406

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash54 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

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qwazyiscool

You work as a janitor and earn Cash77

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qwazyiscool

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash173 for the night.

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tucketh

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 42 seconds.

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big_pickle_136

You work as a comedian and earn Cash85

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dar_evil

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make Cash52 for your lack of effort.

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dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 44 seconds.

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brandonlm28

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash66!

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brandonlm28

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash151

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boopiemax

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash67.

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boopiemax

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash397 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

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boopiemax

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash193 in one night.

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brandonlm28

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash71

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brandonlm28

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 59 seconds.

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brandonlm28

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash488.

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arbarn

You work as a smarties expert and earn Cash71

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arbarn

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arbarn

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash356, which probably means that the "business" went well.

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arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 40 seconds.

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arbarn

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 25 seconds.

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arbarn

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash169.

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dar_evil

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash98!

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dar_evil

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash271 from the client

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jojofan146

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid Cash100 for streaming it online.

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jojofan146

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash196

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jojofan146

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get Cash324.

indigo briar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You were caught littering and have been fined Cash91.

indigo briar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash358 on the way back to your ship.

indigo briar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash100 for helping them out.

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash98.

ripe badger
#

/bank

#

!bank

#

Bruh

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 47 seconds.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 50 seconds.

fierce oar
#

you need to head to bar

ripe badger
#

Ok

fierce oar
#

then you can bank this stuff

#

yep ^+^

ripe badger
#

!slut

#

!work

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arizonan

You earned Cash279 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arizonan

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash69!

sullen badger
#

/crine

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You break a window in New York for Cash646.

ripe badger
#

/ricky-do-dah-grimes

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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arizonan

You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined Cash270.

fierce oar
#

XD

ripe badger
#

DAMNIT

sullen badger
#

Lol

fierce oar
#

you dun goffed

ripe badger
#

/commit-suicide

#

Aw man it don’t work

fierce oar
#

_>

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash97 near one of the potatoes

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash89 for helping them out.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his Cash506 for safe keeping.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash270 in return!

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash0.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash92.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You were caught feeding pigeons in a no-feeding zone and have been fined Cash92.

fierce oar
#

bruh

dire comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
brandonlm28

You find Cash87 randomly lying in the gutter

dire comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
brandonlm28

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash87

dire comet
#

damn

fierce oar
#

bruh

#

again

#

XD

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash96

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 44 minutes and 23 seconds.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 38 seconds.

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You work as a professional worker and earn Cash67.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash94

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You make a living selling weed for Cash61 a day

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 40 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot work for 10 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

Nobody cares about you. You lost Cash353 trying to twerk.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash511 for a job well done.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make Cash53.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You bought and sold items and profited Cash85

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 36 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash53.

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash71

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth Cash363

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash113 and a sore ass.

winter salmon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
shazwat

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash200!

winter salmon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
shazwat

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash73

winter salmon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
shazwat

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined Cash414.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash300

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash91

robust trellis
#

Damn

#

I got fined

weary portal
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
skineline9

You steal change from the homeless. You got Cash453

weary portal
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
skineline9

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash325 in one night.

weary portal
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
skineline9

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash80 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

weary portal
#

I got the dollars

silent galeBOT
#
grey0701

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash0

#
grey0701

check You robbed Cash628 from baine406.

#
grey0701

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 25 seconds.

graceful harbor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dragonslayer1125

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn Cash347

graceful harbor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dragonslayer1125

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash64

graceful harbor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dragonslayer1125

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash129

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash208 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned Cash68.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for Cash543 on the market

robust trellis
#

Nicedet

#

Niceee

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you Cash81.

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash160.

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You scammed some person and got Cash280 in cash.

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.

indigo briar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you Cash0 for attempted murder.

indigo briar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You work at the strip club and earn Cash141.

indigo briar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You walk dogs for Cash80.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash98.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash125.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash152!

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 11 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 46 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You steal candy from a baby and sell it for Cash562 on the black market.

robust trellis
#

Damn that's evil

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You work at the strip club and earn Cash212.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash60.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash76

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash328!

ripe badger
#

Any ps4 bounty players that i can do bounties with i do not own bounty license

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash91 from selling drinks

broken sorrel
#

Welp, guess I can’t go to bed with out depositing first while you hooliganism are still hanging around. How long you going to be here? Another week or…?

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You worked as a bartender, and earned Cash80 from selling drinks

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash89

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash89 to get it out

sullen badger
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash398.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash89 though.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You went to work and gained Cash63

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 15 seconds.

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash65

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you Cash311.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash326.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You work as a water slide tester and earn Cash94

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job Cash332

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined Cash632.

robust trellis
#

Damn

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash96

pastel plume
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

You work as a pilot and earn Cash59

#
grey0701

You have been fined Cash0 because you ate during work hours.

#
grey0701

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash0.

pastel plume
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.

pastel plume
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

You robbed a church and made Cash583.

pastel plume
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash267 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

pastel plume
#

/rob <grey0701>

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

pastel plume
#

/rob <grey>

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

pastel plume
#

/rob <user>

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#
grey0701

check You robbed Cash76 from baine406.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash84

robust trellis
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

check You robbed Cash15 from grey0701.

robust trellis
#

🤑

silent galeBOT
#
grey0701

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash73.

pastel plume
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

xmark You were caught attempting to rob grey0701, and have been fined Cash575.

pastel plume
#

😢

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 41 seconds.

pastel plume
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 15 seconds.

pastel plume
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

stopwatch You cannot work for 10 seconds.

pastel plume
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
callofdurky

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you Cash66.

sick cosmos
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You're a professional time traveler and spend your days zipping back and forth through history. You make Cash50 for your skills in temporal navigation.

sick cosmos
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and Cash169.

sick cosmos
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
gentleman9529

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for Cash367

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash123.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash63.

#
grey0701

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash206!

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash97 for your time and effort.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for Cash456.

robust trellis
#

Niceee

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash99.

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash95 in your direction.

graceful harbor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dragonslayer1125

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make Cash77 for your therapeutic skills.

graceful harbor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dragonslayer1125

You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined Cash559.

graceful harbor
#

Dang it

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dragonslayer1125

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash0 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

graceful harbor
#

/help

sterile anchor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Seenjudz#2154

You work as a model and earn Cash83

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash82.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash65

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash185.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash267.

#
grey0701

check You robbed Cash583 from dar_evil.

#
grey0701

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash77

#
grey0701

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash394 and maybe chlamydia.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash98

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make Cash74 for your unicorn whispering skills.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined Cash325.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash266.

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash63

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 41 seconds.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 41 seconds.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 36 seconds.

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash77. Good job!

spiral basalt
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

xmark You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

spiral basalt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash693 from you!

spiral basalt
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You work at the strip club and earn Cash219.

sullen badger
#

Wth bro why I am broke

#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

xmark You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You killed a man and liked it, you got Cash387

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash250.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn Cash94.

sullen badger
#

/rob @fierce oar

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

indigo briar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose Cash0 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.

indigo briar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash0 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

indigo briar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash83 for watching.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash59

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn Cash59 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

astral comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kayne_de_killer

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make Cash88 for spreading joy and happiness.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash71 for it!

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
razor_the_silly

You were caught in the act, and fined Cash200

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash63

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

An adult video site pays you Cash354 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn Cash92

fierce oar
#

/rob @sullen badger

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

xmark You attempted to rob dar_evil, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sullen badger
#

Xddd

#

/work

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash64!

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

fierce oar
#

/rob @sullen badger

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 54 minutes.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 46 seconds.

weary pelican
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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boopiemax

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash54.

weary pelican
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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boopiemax

You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for Cash447!

weary pelican
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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boopiemax

You take it up the ass for Cash144

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

You work as an engineer and earn Cash85

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

You were caught skipping school and have been fined Cash285.

formal wharf
#

That aint a crime 😭

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash259

tulip mulch
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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nyanpeeku

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash337

tulip mulch
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
nyanpeeku

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash60 for your participation.

tulip mulch
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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nyanpeeku

You earned Cash232 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash64 for a good job.

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 38 seconds.

#
mrpineapple3091

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

formal wharf
#

/rob @fierce oar

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

xmark You attempted to rob arbarn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

formal wharf
#

😭😭😭

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 44 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/rob @formal wharf

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

xmark You were caught attempting to rob mrpineapple3091, and have been fined Cash491.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash0 to have them cleaned

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash51.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you Cash51 in payment for a cleaner.

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash351 to fix your leg

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash72.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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mrpineapple3091

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with Cash614 worth of valuables.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for Cash463

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash79 for your contributions !

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned Cash118.

fierce oar
#

/rob @sullen badger

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 3 minutes and 29 seconds.

sullen badger
#

Bro what are u trying

fierce oar
#

Nothing don’t worry about it >:D

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 27 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash324

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash204 to get it out

formal wharf
#

/rob @sullen badger

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 58 seconds.

sullen badger
#

Wtf guys I have 0$ what are u doing ?

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out Cash395 from the box of fares.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash159 in one night.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash79 for tasting different types of tea.

fierce oar
#

/rob @sullen badger

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

xmark You attempted to rob dar_evil, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sullen badger
#

Lol

fierce oar
#

Hey u start this trying to steal from me

sullen badger
#

Bro it was once

fierce oar
#

Uh I will remember that

sullen badger
#

And I was just trying it bcs I was not sure that is it working

fierce oar
#

Uhuh

sullen badger
#

Okey don't trust me

fierce oar
#

I don’t

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

A drunk man pays you Cash62 to walk backwards.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 23 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 58 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/rob @tulip mulch

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

xmark You attempted to rob nyanpeeku, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

formal wharf
#

/rob @fierce oar

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

formal wharf
#

Daamn

fierce oar
#

Lol

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash58 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab Cash518 from their pockets.

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash165 to your Patreon

winter salmon
#

/rob arbarn

silent galeBOT
#
shazwat

xmark You attempted to rob arbarn, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

winter salmon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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shazwat

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash76.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You steal an apple from the market for Cash451

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of Cash333

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash88 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

nova cairn
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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dziuvintas

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash209 from you!

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash83 in your direction.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 36 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 36 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash56 after the pizzeria closes down.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You sell your crab for Cash66, you monster

fallen laurel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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m.iv

You work as a professional wine taster and earn Cash76.

fallen laurel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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m.iv

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash276

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You steal lamps for Cash533

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash391.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash55

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined Cash494.

robust trellis
#

/slit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash361 to fuck the girls inside.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash97

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 57 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 56 seconds.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash88 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash81 for helping them out.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you Cash194.

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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dar_evil

You milk your videos with clickbait and giveaway-videos, earning Cash268

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash84

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him Cash245.

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back Cash460.

fierce oar
#

wtf

ripe badger
#

lmao

#

Unlucky as hell

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash96.

spiral basalt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined Cash557

spiral basalt
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You become a pimp and earn Cash239!

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash92

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make Cash69 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash95

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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arbarn

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash95 fine

fierce oar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash170

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash68

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
big_pickle_136

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid Cash55 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

fierce oar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

You work as a police officer and earn Cash67

fierce oar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
arbarn

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 31 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash60.

spiral basalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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big_pickle_136

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash99

silent galeBOT
#
grey0701

check You robbed Cash11 from baine406.

formal wharf
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

xmark You attempted to rob grey0701, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

formal wharf
#

Damn

#

/withdraw all

#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You post nudes on the internet for Cash397

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash434

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You receive a check of Cash81 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

broken sorrel
#

get the fuck outta here man. Find someone else to squeeze.

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
baine406

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash69.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a Cash265 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined Cash396.

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash62

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash71

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 29 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 33 seconds.

formal wharf
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

formal wharf
#

/rob @robust trellis

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 46 minutes.

#
grey0701

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash194

#
grey0701

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash96

#
grey0701

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined Cash601

indigo briar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash277

indigo briar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash328 on the way back to your ship.

indigo briar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash73

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a Cash71 fine!

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make Cash89 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You get caught kicking puppies and get fined Cash89

formal wharf
#

/rob @indigo briar

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 44 minutes and 3 seconds.

indigo briar
formal wharf
#

Ik i am

#

I have the iq of a dead horse

indigo briar
#

i see that

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You find Cash67 randomly lying in the gutter

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You work as crisis actor and earn Cash64.

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 31 seconds.

indigo briar
#

/rob @formal wharf

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

check You robbed Cash45 from mrpineapple3091.

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 4 seconds.

indigo briar
#

thanks

formal wharf
#

Bro im sorry 😭😭

#

I need the money

#

To bet it all on bj

indigo briar
#

shouldn't have tried to rob me

#

your money will be gambled

silent galeBOT
#
grey0701

You participate in a scientific study and earn Cash64 for your time and effort.

#
grey0701

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash134.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash111

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make Cash81 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
grey0701

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined Cash464.

#
jojofan146

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash483 for a job well done.

#
grey0701

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 49 seconds.

robust trellis
#

Lmfao

#

Stfu

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash97

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find Cash616 on the way back.

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash316 to restock.

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You work as a street performer and earn Cash55

indigo briar
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for Cash414

indigo briar
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash344

indigo briar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You were farming and earned Cash94

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash70

indigo briar
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jpro5172

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash77

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash74.

robust trellis
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash118

robust trellis
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You hacked a bank and stole Cash329

robust trellis
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
jojofan146

You sell your crab for Cash50, you monster

formal wharf
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash34 fine!

formal wharf
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash640 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

formal wharf
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
mrpineapple3091

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you Cash76, as it was originally their job

sullen badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash326 from the client

sullen badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of Cash488

sullen badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
dar_evil

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash91 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

pseudo bear
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
ewinchester

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash482

pseudo bear
#

/slut