#back-room
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You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
89
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
262
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
90!
/rob @tender ocean
You were caught attempting to rob gv027, and have been fined
55.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
76.
/crime
You see an old woman drop
652, and take it!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
169.
WTF
/work
You got out of bed. Have
84
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
57.
Thxs
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
68 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
68.
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
562
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
84.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
66
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
66
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
297 from the box of fares.
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
90 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
288
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
226.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
278.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
84
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
666
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
360 : D
/rob @hardy widget
You were caught attempting to rob villu555, and have been fined
301.
/work
You found
95 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
259 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
60
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
60
/crime
You dabbed.
0 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/rob @weary pelican
You attempted to rob boopiemax, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
82
/rob @light mango
You've been fined
454 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
99
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
148 for having your junk out.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
72
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
68
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
234 in donations!
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
674
/rob @craggy jetty
You robbed
488 from oblivi0n_onyx.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
89
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
76
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
68
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
53
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 34 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 23 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
66
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
68 anyway.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
226 to restock.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
667.
/rob @spice raven
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 56 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
56
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
62
/crime
You were caught poaching endangered wildlife and have been fined
32.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
359 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
65.
/rob @astral comet
You were caught attempting to rob kayne_de_killer, and have been fined
316.
๐ฟ
Too bad
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
87.
wsg @indigo briar
/work
You gave yourself
94 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/dep all
not much
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
92
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
93
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
97 off of donations.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
52
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
189.
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
363
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
63
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
321
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
99.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
299! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
0
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
199 in total.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
98
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
94
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
52.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 1 second.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
80.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
64
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 5 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
74
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
447
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
205
/rob @spice raven
You were caught attempting to rob qwazyiscool, and have been fined
466.
fudgeee
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
99
what da heck
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 51 seconds.
/work
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
77 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 seconds.
/slut
You get paid
309 for crossdressing
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
354.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
59
/dep all
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
85.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
353 in total.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined
381.
/rob @mental siren
You attempted to rob yumisoru, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
64
/work
You work as the president and earn
54
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 36 seconds.
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
200.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
96 for your hard work
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
299.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
92 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
104 in donations!
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
500 for the damage.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
131.
/crime
You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined
313.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
82 for your efforts!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
53 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
369.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
304.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
61, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
70.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
119 for your hard work.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
296
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 17 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
66
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
373 worth of valuables.
/crime
/slut
You cannot commit a crime for 53 minutes and 25 seconds.
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
220 in return!
hi
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
91 in profits
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You sell your crab for
72, you monster
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 seconds.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
283.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
64 ๐
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
250 for more in game currency.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
74 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
61 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
682.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
297
/work
You got featured and won
50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 52 seconds.
/rob @indigo briar
You attempted to rob jpro5172, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
239
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
655 fine.
/work
You drive women to the store for
85
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 38 seconds.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
185
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 4 seconds.
/crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
657
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
100 to help fund the project!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
65 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
0 fine!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
106.
/work
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
84
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
248.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
36 from you!
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
98 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
281 from the client
/crime
A woman gave you
287, for killing her husband!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
94
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
89!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding
425 to remove it
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
293 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You walk dogs for
50.
Nahhh take every member 
/crime
You sneak into a museum and steal a dinosaur skeleton, which you sell to a private collector for
510.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
193!
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
99 from donations
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
69 for a good job.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
69 to dodge death.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
92
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
59 on the ground.
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
299
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
229
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
62!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
271
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
252.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
88.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
94 from donations
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
53
/work
You worked and gained
76
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
89.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
84
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
64
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
64.
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
0 from you!
/rob denny
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - denny_e
2 - dennykaye
3 - .seege
4 - denny#3264
2
You robbed
16 from dennykaye.
woo
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
265
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
365.
/work
A drunk man pays you
56 to walk backwards.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 24 seconds.
/rob john
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - TZM_Village_OFFICAL#7271
2 - chickensandwichpro
3 - sm.oke.
4 - Fentoล#7302
5 - the_real_bruce_wayne
6 - Dr.Sadcrotch#2833
7 - Arty#6878
8 - itay_g
9 - kebzinnn
10 - real_3mr
3
You robbed
7 from sm.oke..
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
95.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
95 when you fell over.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
148
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
298 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/work
You work as an egg and earn
65
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
307 went down your toilet
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
280
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
51
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
122
/rob @indigo briar
You attempted to rob jpro5172, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
57 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
68 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
106
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
398 for bail!
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - TZM_Village_OFFICAL#7271
2 - chickensandwichpro
3 - sm.oke.
4 - Fentoล#7302
5 - the_real_bruce_wayne
6 - Dr.Sadcrotch#2833
7 - Arty#6878
8 - itay_g
9 - kebzinnn
10 - real_3mr
You were caught attempting to rob real_3mr, and have been fined
564.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
83 though.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
104 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
289
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
640
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
76!
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
75 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
61 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 20 seconds.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
135
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
83
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
589.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
65.
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
90 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You sell bananas for
65
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 seconds.
/crime
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
465
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
288
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
93
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
177.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
466
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
98
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
89.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
313
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
382.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
92.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
79
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
58 in your direction.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
546 from you and left.
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
273.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
63
/rob @green wedge
You've been fined
461 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
354
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
262
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
59.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
82
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
546 and lost all your toilet paper.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
140
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
200.
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
64 for your team winning!
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
362
/withdraw all
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
79
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
187
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
375
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
67
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
88
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
111, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
86
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
159!
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
65
/slut
You earned
309 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
65
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
495 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
97 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
293
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
274
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
64 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
98
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
410
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
77
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
624 fine.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
255 in return!
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
81 on the floor.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
207.
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
424 to some 11 year olds.
W
/work
You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make
51 for your unicorn whispering skills.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
364 and a sore ass.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
54
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
53
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
259 at you.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
55 for your efforts!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
315
/crime
You sold drugs for
316
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
100
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
59
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
257
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
275 inside it
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
457
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
335 for the good time.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
62 worth of scrap.
/work
You walk dogs for
54.
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
284
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
606
/work
51 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
356
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
249 to fuck the girls inside.
/dep all
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
83.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined
0.
Mfker
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
339
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
55
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
156.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
133
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
76
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
583
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
305 fine!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
293.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
87.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
92
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
56 for helping them out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
98 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
217 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You vandalised a public park and have been fined
217.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
86
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
291.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
359!
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
69 for a good job.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
68
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
226 on medical bills.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
479 fine!
Bro got fined 2 times ๐
on bd
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
76
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
91.
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
96
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 49 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
77
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
72 in profits
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
52
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
54 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
55
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
225 from the men.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
67
/crime
You were caught using your phone in a movie theatre and have been fined
286.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
68!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
78
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
76.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
371
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
345.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
694
/rob @robust trellis
You were caught attempting to rob jojofan146, and have been fined
26.
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You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 34 seconds.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
69.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
220
Whoooo less goo
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
278 to dodge death.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
57!
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
384.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
68
/work
You found
99 on the floor.
/work
You develop games and earn
57.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
92
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
342.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
100... yikes
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
67 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make
59 for your vivid imagination.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
55.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
51
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
695
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
233 after.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 seconds.
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
681
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
69 out of pity.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
174.
Let's gooo
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
80.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
65 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
76
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
355 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
303!
/work
You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make
90.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
54
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
63 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
66 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
337 from the client
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.
/whore
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
50
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
317
/bal
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
0 fine!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
0.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
86
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
357 in it.
You were caught attempting to rob baine406, and have been fined
542.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
407
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
81
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
171
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
162 from you as compensation.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
74
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
117 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 59 seconds.
/Rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/Rob @robust trellis
You attempted to rob jojofan146, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/Rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Bro it 1 30 am
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 40 minutes.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
66
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
72
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
284, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
137 to resolve your burnt skin.
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
62 for the hard work
/work