back-room

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 74, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 649

Reply #636464

[molten cave]

/work

[silent gale]

the_one_who_knocks1214

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 79

Reply #20

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 96

Reply #636460

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 341!

Reply #635894

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You sell your first mixtape and earn 503

Reply #636147

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 86

Reply #636554

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 10 seconds.

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 11 seconds.

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You work for a hacking association and earn 379

Reply #636207

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You suck some toes and earn 107

Reply #636551

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 96! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[upper nova]

/Rob Nikoln201

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You robbed 17 from poppa_scoped_you.

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 204 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You find 537 laying on the street and take it

Reply #636216

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You drive women to the store for 74

Reply #636048

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 67

Reply #636378

[sharp prawn]

/work

[silent gale]

alpine_canuck

You worked as a businessman and earned 82

Reply #636360

[sharp prawn]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

alpine_canuck

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[sharp prawn]

/crime

[silent gale]

alpine_canuck

Your rent is due. You send a check for 282.

Reply #636205

[sharp prawn]

/slut

[silent gale]

alpine_canuck

You whip it out and manage to rake in 166

Reply #79

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a cookie cutter and earn 72.

Reply #636055

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 203 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid 67 for sorting jelly beans by color.

Reply #4910414

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 491.

Reply #4910537

[north remnant]

/WORK

[silent gale]

gotalight

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 62 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[north remnant]

/work

[silent gale]

gotalight

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 383 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 88.

Reply #636071

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with 624 worth of silver coins.

Reply #636485

[winter ledge]

/rob ryanstrong

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[winter ledge]

/rob littlekidlover69

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 204

Reply #1441157

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You work as a circus clown and earn 59.

Reply #636448

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 639 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[upper nova]

/Rob Alpine canuck

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You attempted to rob alpine_canuck, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[upper nova]

/Rob GaiusSubatoi

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[devout nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

1_cy1

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 225!

Reply #635920

[devout nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

1_cy1

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for 264

Reply #636178

[devout nova]

/work

[silent gale]

1_cy1

You receive a check of 96 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 74!

Reply #635954

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 298.

Reply #636254

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 145!

Reply #636501

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found 83!

Reply #636550

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 278 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 356

Reply #636257

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 67

Reply #838228

[winter ledge]

/rob King BOB

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You attempted to rob talbotelite, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You stole a potato and sold it for 522 on the black market

Reply #635929

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 114 from you.

Reply #636525

[tight walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

balindo_

You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 278

Reply #88

[tight walrus]

/crime

[silent gale]

balindo_

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[tight walrus]

/slut

[silent gale]

balindo_

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you 131 to fuck the girls inside.

Reply #636365

[tight walrus]

/work

[silent gale]

balindo_

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 56!

Reply #636278

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 55 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 162.

Reply #636465

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 551.

Reply #4910547

[crude musk]

/crime

[silent gale]

zealot4

You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had 177 stolen from you!

Reply #635932

[crude musk]

bruh

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 375 to restock.

Reply #636003

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 564.

Reply #4910544

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You work as a dog food taster and earn 98

Reply #34

[upper nova]

/Rob Sanchez4303

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You've been fined 470 for trying to rob a poor person.

[upper nova]

WTF

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 88

Reply #33

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you 164 for your services.

Reply #636297

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You invaded a hangout party and stole 452

Reply #636175

[raw current]

/work

[silent gale]

afsdsp#3277

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for 72

Reply #636397

[raw current]

/work

[silent gale]

afsdsp#3277

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[sick inlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

poorironman

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined 513.

Reply #4910543

[sick inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

poorironman

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 75.

Reply #635990

[sick inlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

poorironman

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D 386 : D

Reply #635875

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 388.

Reply #636478

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 68 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for 553

Reply #635936

[upper nova]

/Rob grogu

[silent gale]

talbotelite

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - grogu863
2 - poorironman
3 - grogu#9111
4 - grogu (x#6805

[upper nova]

2

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You attempted to rob poorironman, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for 564

Reply #636191

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You get paid 342 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You work as a comedian and earn 52

Reply #29

[upper nova]

/Rob Gentleman

[silent gale]

talbotelite

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - gentleman9529
2 - gentleman4073
3 - GentlemanJack#1897

[upper nova]

1

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You attempted to rob gentleman9529, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 337 from you.

Reply #636558

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You pickpocket a candy person for 408

Reply #636548

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 81 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 68

Reply #636511

[radiant perch]

/work

[silent gale]

soul4377

You made a great pun! Take this 57.

Reply #636539

[radiant perch]

/rob @upper nova

[silent gale]

soul4377

You attempted to rob talbotelite, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 54

Reply #636494

[upper nova]

/Rob Soul

[silent gale]

talbotelite

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - rhaine_
2 - souleaterz0
3 - rileyplaysgamezz
4 - souldoubt999
5 - soulpng
6 - soul4377
7 - soulconsumer.org
8 - soulking_op
9 - grandsplinter
10 - fallout726

[upper nova]

6

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You were caught attempting to rob soul4377, and have been fined 498.

[upper nova]

/slut

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you 0 to clean the stains.

Reply #55473

[upper nova]

/crime

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined 0.

Reply #636199

[upper nova]

/work

[silent gale]

talbotelite

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 57 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[onyx grove]

/work

[silent gale]

williamson888

You help clean up the local theater. You find 87 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[onyx grove]

/Rob @sick inlet

[silent gale]

williamson888

You attempted to rob poorironman, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[onyx grove]

/crime

[silent gale]

williamson888

You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined 287

Reply #170

williamson888

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

williamson888

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 57 minutes.

[ripe badger]

!work

@silent gale work

[silent gale]

cheesus1733

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 58 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[ripe badger]

@silent gale slut

[silent gale]

cheesus1733

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 176 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[ripe badger]

[silent gale]

cheesus1733

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.

cheesus1733

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

cheesus1733

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

cheesus1733

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 82.

Reply #636254

[ripe badger]

@silent gale rob

[silent gale]

cheesus1733

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[ripe badger]

@silent gale rob @onyx grove

[silent gale]

cheesus1733

You've been fined 0 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ripe badger]

br

[onyx grove]

Lol

I had plan all the time

[ripe badger]

@silent gale bal

qjhjshwvqv

@silent gale work

[silent gale]

cheesus1733

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.

cheesus1733

You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 41 seconds.

cheesus1733

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

cheesus1733

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.

[upper nova]

/Rob Cheesus1733

[silent gale]

talbotelite

Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sick inlet]

/bal top

/rob chill6539

[silent gale]

poorironman

You were caught attempting to rob chill6539, and have been fined 454.

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You work as a police officer and earn 82

Reply #66

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined 583

Reply #636103

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 144.

Reply #636465

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 69

Reply #635903

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined 535.

Reply #4910541

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 195 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 397.

Reply #55467

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for 365 to some 11 year olds.

Reply #635913

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 70

Reply #636016

[winter ledge]

/dep all

[fleet marten]

/work

[silent gale]

a4thu4_mo4gan

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 64

Reply #636419

[fleet marten]

/work

[silent gale]

a4thu4_mo4gan

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

[fleet marten]

/crime

[silent gale]

a4thu4_mo4gan

You rob an orphanage for 457

Reply #636196

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You cannot commit a crime for 33 seconds.

[winter ledge]

bro

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You were caught texting while driving and have been fined 391.

Reply #4910541

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 79

Reply #635988

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you 232!

Reply #635894

[fair trout]

/slut

[silent gale]

towlietoucher

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay 101 for child support before disownment.

Reply #635886

[fair trout]

Rage (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/work

[silent gale]

towlietoucher

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 53.

Reply #636553

[sick inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

poorironman

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 74

Reply #73

[sick inlet]

/crime

[silent gale]

poorironman

You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined 300

Reply #636504

[sick inlet]

/slut

[silent gale]

poorironman

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 285, have fun

Reply #635905

[stone mason]

/work

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 81.

Reply #636303

[stone mason]

/crime

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined 626.

Reply #636199

[stone mason]

/slut

[silent gale]

lomashalexander

You work at the strip club and earn 338.

Reply #636529

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

diego7795

You managed to get with a famous actress for 152

Reply #635887

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

diego7795

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 85!

Reply #636047

[robust holly]

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 53

Reply #636016

[robust holly]

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 1 second.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

diego7795

You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 40 seconds.

[robust holly]

/slut

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 240!

Reply #636501

[robust holly]

What else can I do to earn money?

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You work as a police officer and earn 88

Reply #66

[bright timber]

/work

[silent gale]

Echolonius#7606

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 87 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[bright timber]

/slut

[silent gale]

Echolonius#7606

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 230 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[robust holly]

/slut

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 10 seconds.

[robust holly]

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

[robust holly]

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You work as a space lawyer and earn 57

Reply #6

[robust holly]

/WORK

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 50

Reply #32

[robust holly]

/slut

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes 258 from you as compensation.

Reply #636425

[robust holly]

GRR

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 70 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[broken sorrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

baine406

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a 328 fine!

Reply #636025

[broken sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

baine406

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 153.

Reply #636527

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 366

Reply #636313

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 351

Reply #636099

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You work as the head of elephants and earn 98

Reply #7

[languid bobcat]

/work

[silent gale]

minecraftdogs

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 64

Reply #838228

[languid bobcat]

/work

[silent gale]

minecraftdogs

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[upbeat bay]

/work

[silent gale]

oocex

You take part in a medical research study and get paid 75 for your participation.

Reply #4910436

[upbeat bay]

/crime

[silent gale]

oocex

You stole a car and sold it for 385

Reply #636230

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 47 seconds.

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You whip it out and manage to rake in 235

Reply #79

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for 450

Reply #4910472

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 61.

Reply #55462

[sly peak]

/slut

[silent gale]

cid_kagenou_official

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 200

Reply #636002

[sly peak]

lol

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 68.

Reply #636403

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 111 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

The police randomly stop you and fine you 553

Reply #636164

crawlermafia

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 200.

Reply #635961

crawlermafia

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 194 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[robust holly]

/work

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 92

Reply #636021

[robust holly]

/slut

[silent gale]

yukon.nik

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 164.

Reply #636547

[robust holly]

GAJ

[silent gale]

crawlermafia

You work as a professional bed tester and earn 53.

Reply #4910432

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 66 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You hack into a company's database and sell their trade secrets to a competitor for 484.

Reply #4910529

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 187!

Reply #635946

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 57 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of 697!

Reply #636332

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 129 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[crude musk]

/crime

[silent gale]

zealot4

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay 0 for the damage.

Reply #636209

[crude musk]

bro

/slut

[silent gale]

zealot4

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 359

Reply #636070

[crude musk]

/work

[silent gale]

zealot4

You gave yourself 59 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

zealot4

You attempted to rob poppa_scoped_you, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 200

Reply #636241

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You battled and gained 97.

Reply #636473

frogs1565

Your pimp gives you an extra 266

Reply #636546

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 56. Good job!

Reply #636279

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 58 seconds.

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you 95, as it was originally their job

Reply #636304

[chilly oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 50 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[chilly oracle]

/crim

/crime

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for 397 on the market

Reply #636461

[chilly oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.

[chilly oracle]

/rob

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[chilly oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 309

Reply #636313

[chilly oracle]

lmao what

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

diego7795

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 217 fine.

Reply #636171

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

diego7795

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 0.

Reply #635906

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

diego7795

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 91!

Reply #636413

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

diego7795

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/bal

/Rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

diego7795

You were caught attempting to rob frogs1565, and have been fined 91.

[ripe badger]

/Rob @chilly oracle

[silent gale]

diego7795

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[serene notch]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You've been fined 458 for trying to rob a poor person.

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You stole a potato and sold it for 578 on the black market

Reply #635929

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 93 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You rake in 325, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[chilly oracle]

Why?

/crime

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 59 seconds.

[chilly oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 86

Reply #43

[chilly oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 21 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 89

Reply #39

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a human statue and earn 71

Reply #58

[raw current]

/work

[silent gale]

redharvy

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 69 anyway.

Reply #636409

[raw current]

/slut

[silent gale]

redharvy

You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and 341.

Reply #636478

[elder flint]

/work

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make 86 for your expertise in unicorn management.

Reply #4910398

[elder flint]

/crime

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued 286. Great job.

Reply #636357

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 80!

Reply #635987

[serene notch]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.

[elder flint]

OH

You are a TRAİTOR

[serene notch]

/rob @olive sigil

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 31 seconds.

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 327 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal 371

Reply #89

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 66 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[olive sigil]

you are a damn traitor.

[elder flint]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[elder flint]

Poor arthur

[raw current]

/work

[silent gale]

redharvy

You made a great pun! Take this 95.

Reply #636539

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 79

Reply #636469

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You work as a circus clown and earn 57.

Reply #636448

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You post nudes on the internet for 104

Reply #636120

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 379.

Reply #4910547

[serene notch]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You've been fined 287 for trying to rob a poor person.

[elder flint]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 22 minutes and 12 seconds.

[summer orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 63

Reply #635865

[summer orbit]

/slut

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 380!

Reply #204738

[summer orbit]

/crime

[silent gale]

poppa_scoped_you

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 325.

Reply #635950

[chilly oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 87

Reply #636419

[chilly oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 328.

Reply #636530

[chilly oracle]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[chilly oracle]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

[chilly oracle]

/crime

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You were caught littering and have been fined 377.

Reply #4910508

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a janitor and earn 85

Reply #74

[elder flint]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 24 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 57

Reply #2

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You make a living selling weed for 55 a day

Reply #635943

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn 584! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.

Reply #636094

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 148

Reply #175

[serene notch]

/rob @ruby yoke

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You robbed 3,978 from otaviomg100.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 84

Reply #61

[ruby yoke]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[ruby yoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined 289.

Reply #834714

[ruby yoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had 441 on her.

Reply #636020

[ruby yoke]

/work

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

A drunk man pays you 62 to walk backwards.

Reply #55464

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 236 in return!

Reply #635891

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of 537

Reply #636257

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 100

Reply #20

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 119

Reply #175

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for 303 to some 11 year olds.

Reply #635913

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You work as a space lawyer and earn 80

Reply #6

[topaz edge]

/crime

[silent gale]

.fattymcgee

You see an old woman drop 316, and take it!

Reply #636416

[topaz edge]

/slut

[silent gale]

.fattymcgee

You get paid 374 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[topaz edge]

/work

[silent gale]

.fattymcgee

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 64 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 50 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[elder flint]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[floral zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

scardien

Your level got featured epic and you won 85

Reply #636296

[floral zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

scardien

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got 379 for a job well done.

Reply #635971

[floral zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

scardien

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

[floral zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

scardien

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 186 fine!

Reply #635898

[nimble ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You work as a snake milker and earn 53

Reply #30

[nimble ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 251.

Reply #55475

[nimble ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 263

Reply #636245

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a human statue and earn 89

Reply #58

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You take your dog for a walk and gain 51

Reply #636388

[worn moss]

/crime

[silent gale]

deeyeofeyeness

You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for 346.

Reply #4910525

[worn moss]

/work

[silent gale]

deeyeofeyeness

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 67 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[worn moss]

/slut

[silent gale]

deeyeofeyeness

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 309

Reply #636555

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 60

Reply #61

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 80

Reply #636335

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 61

Reply #636378

[mental marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

oshkoshbagosh

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 78 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[mental marsh]

/work

[silent gale]

oshkoshbagosh

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You work as a comedian and earn 83

Reply #29

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You did a crime and for some reason you now have 647 more

Reply #636422

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 271

Reply #635974

[serene notch]

/rob @distant latch

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You were caught attempting to rob censoredscreaming, and have been fined 438.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 86

Reply #12

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You work as a model and earn 70

Reply #18

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 282 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost 407

Reply #636088

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

diego7795

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 141!

Reply #635946

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

diego7795

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 60 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

diego7795

You bombed Antarctica and received 684

Reply #636212

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

diego7795

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 3 seconds.

[floral zenith]

/work

[silent gale]

scardien

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 65!

Reply #635954

[floral zenith]

/slut

[silent gale]

scardien

An adult video site pays you 111 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[chilly oracle]

/work

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 60 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[chilly oracle]

/slut

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 205 to restock.

Reply #636003

[chilly oracle]

/crime

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 279.

Reply #636254

[floral zenith]

/crime

[silent gale]

scardien

You work for a Mexican cartel and make 292

Reply #636228

[chilly oracle]

/rob @floral zenith

[silent gale]

haha_railgun_go_brrr

You robbed 374 from scardien.

[floral zenith]

/rob @chilly oracle

[silent gale]

scardien

You attempted to rob haha_railgun_go_brrr, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 56 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[quick elbow]

!work

Wrong bot

/work

[silent gale]

redothis

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 80

Reply #635988

[quick elbow]

/slut

[silent gale]

redothis

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 145

Reply #635925

[quick elbow]

/crime

[silent gale]

redothis

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 259 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[quick elbow]

/bal

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 82.

Reply #636412

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 61

Reply #61

[mystic ledge]

/work

[broken sorrel]

/work

/work

Guess it’s not “working” 🤷🏻‍♂️

[serene notch]

/work

/crime

😔

[fickle gyro]

/work

[silent gale]

diehere

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 58!

Reply #636488

[fickle gyro]

/crime

[silent gale]

diehere

You break into a home to steal jewelry worth 423

Reply #636100

[fickle gyro]

/slut

[silent gale]

diehere

You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay 182 for surgery.

Reply #636026

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777#6206

You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for 501

Reply #4910476

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777#6206

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 286 fine!

Reply #635898

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You make a living selling weed for 89 a day

Reply #635943

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 82 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 77.

Reply #636071

[barren sapphire]

/work

[silent gale]

Username_not_found#8340

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 77.

Reply #636411

[barren sapphire]

/crime

[silent gale]

Username_not_found#8340

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 380.

Reply #4910550

[barren sapphire]

/slut

[silent gale]

Username_not_found#8340

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 135 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[barren sapphire]

Damn

[wise lotus]

/crime

[silent gale]

jacktewtuff

You hack into the mainframe, getting 295 in the process

Reply #636381

[wise lotus]

Sweet

/slut

[silent gale]

jacktewtuff

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 347 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[wise lotus]

Sweet

/work

[silent gale]

jacktewtuff

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 69 I think...

Reply #635916

[wise lotus]

Sweet

/slut

[silent gale]

jacktewtuff

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 48 seconds.

[wise lotus]

Dang

/crime

[silent gale]

jacktewtuff

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 46 seconds.

[wise lotus]

Bruh

[ruby yoke]

/slut

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 335

Reply #168

[ruby yoke]

/work

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn 83

Reply #72

[ruby yoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 563.

Reply #4910509

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You work as a bread scientist and earn 53

Reply #27

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost 311.

Reply #55472

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You become a pimp and earn 232!

Reply #636344

[serene notch]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You attempted to rob maxiinee, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[serene notch]

😔

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a street performer and earn 58

Reply #636362

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You work as a wine taster and earn 89

Reply #15

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined 646

Reply #636241

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 276

Reply #168

[serene notch]

incestigation

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You attempted to rob baine406, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[quick bison]

/crime

[silent gale]

huntsailor

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 200

Reply #636033

[quick bison]

dang

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You earned 114 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined 470

Reply #636138

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You sell V-bucks and make 55!

Reply #636520

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 79

Reply #636441

[sick cosmos]

/crlme

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You steal a street performer's hat filled with money, making 568

Reply #4910487

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 213 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[nimble ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to 275

Reply #636019

[nimble ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 0.

Reply #635996

[nimble ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

Your level got featured epic and you won 65

Reply #636296

[nimble ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.

[nimble ruin]

/rob @ruby yoke

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You attempted to rob otaviomg100, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[nimble ruin]

/rob @sick cosmos

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

[ruby yoke]

Fuck off bro

you is not. Kool 👎

our beef is over lets make peace

/slut

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some 368

Reply #635966

[ruby yoke]

/crime

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose 491

Reply #636393

[ruby yoke]

/work

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You gave yourself 52 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[summer mist]

/work

[silent gale]

gavistan

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 63

Reply #636286

[summer mist]

/work

/crime

[silent gale]

gavistan

You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of 263

Reply #636169

[summer mist]

/crime

[silent gale]

gavistan

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.

[summer mist]

/work

[silent gale]

gavistan

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

[summer mist]

/slut

[silent gale]

gavistan

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole 0.

Reply #636298

[summer mist]

/rob @ruby yoke

[silent gale]

gavistan

You attempted to rob otaviomg100, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[summer mist]

/slut]

/slut

[silent gale]

gavistan

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 49 seconds.

[summer mist]

/work

[silent gale]

gavistan

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 42 seconds.

[sly peak]

/spit

/slut

[silent gale]

the_eminence_in_shadow7

You work at the strip club and earn 193.

Reply #636529

[sly peak]

/work

[silent gale]

the_eminence_in_shadow7

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 66

Reply #838228

[sly peak]

/rob @ruby yoke

[silent gale]

the_eminence_in_shadow7

You attempted to rob otaviomg100, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sly peak]

/deposit all

[ruby yoke]

/rob @summer mist

[silent gale]

otaviomg100

You've been fined 298 for trying to rob a poor person.

[ruby yoke]

Fuck me

[summer mist]

/work

[silent gale]

gavistan

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 91 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[summer mist]

/slut

[silent gale]

gavistan

You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 55 seconds.

[summer mist]

/deposit all

/deposit

[karmic helm]

/slut

[silent gale]

schlongkong777#6206

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 283.

Reply #636527

[karmic helm]

/crime

[silent gale]

schlongkong777#6206

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 259

Reply #635959

[karmic helm]

/work

[silent gale]

schlongkong777#6206

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 72

Reply #636534

[elder flint]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[serene notch]

/work

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 83.

Reply #636412

[serene notch]

/crime

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost 474 when you fell over.

Reply #635993

[serene notch]

/slut

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 394 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[serene notch]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

frogs1565

You've been fined 522 for trying to rob a poor person.

[elder flint]

Godddaaam u

[summer mist]

/crime

[silent gale]

gavistan

You were caught driving under the influence of drugs and have been fined 91.

Reply #4910532

[summer mist]

/slut

[silent gale]

gavistan

You give excellent head and earn a solid 224.

Reply #636528

[winter ledge]

/work

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 67!

Reply #636047

[winter ledge]

/slut

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 300.

Reply #636527

[winter ledge]

/crime

[silent gale]

gaiussubatoi

You steal your neighbours cat and sell it for 529

Reply #636176

[green wedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sl2th

You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost 229

Reply #636243

[green wedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sl2th

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 97

Reply #636390

[green wedge]

/work

[silent gale]

sl2th

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 92

Reply #19

[green wedge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sl2th

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as 92!

Reply #204738

[green wedge]

/rob

[silent gale]

sl2th

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[green wedge]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

sl2th

You robbed 77 from baine406.

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 497

Reply #636131

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 186!

Reply #635946

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 73 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

ziiadd

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 95 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[blazing parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

usualsuspect15

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 69

Reply #635919

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a head receiver and earn 72

Reply #22

[blazing parcel]

/work

[silent gale]

usualsuspect15

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 69 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[green wedge]

69 🙂

/work

[silent gale]

sl2th

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 53!

Reply #635954

[green wedge]

/rob

[silent gale]

sl2th

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[green wedge]

/rob @ripe badger

[silent gale]

sl2th

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 58 minutes and 50 seconds.

[green wedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sl2th

You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined 143.

Reply #4910535

[green wedge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sl2th

You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job 0

Reply #636075

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional worker and earn 81.

Reply #636046

[nimble ruin]

/rob @green wedge

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You attempted to rob sl2th, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[nimble ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You take it up the ass for 246

Reply #635945

[nimble ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 311.

Reply #636254

[nimble ruin]

/work

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 61.

Reply #636403

[nimble ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 1 second.

[nimble ruin]

/kill

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You found 87 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 69.

Reply #636066

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 58

Reply #635919

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed 76.

Reply #636078

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 56!

Reply #635987

[remote wyvern]

/work

[silent gale]

xxshadowkillerplayzxx

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 81.

Reply #636406

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 75.

Reply #636057

[summer mist]

/slut

[silent gale]

gavistan

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 165 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[elder flint]

/rob @serene notch

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You attempted to rob frogs1565, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[green wedge]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

sl2th

You've been fined 7 for trying to rob a poor person.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 50 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[nimble ruin]

/crime

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

The local street gang pays you 459 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

Reply #636172

[nimble ruin]

/rob @halcyon edge

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You robbed 4 from utk.

[nimble ruin]

/slut

[silent gale]

diogo2.0

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 200

Reply #636523

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 66.

Reply #636512

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a taxi driver and earn 75

Reply #636045

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 53

Reply #78

[green wedge]

/work

[silent gale]

sl2th

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 72 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[green wedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sl2th

You were caught stealing flowers from a public garden and have been fined 72.

Reply #4910547

[green wedge]

/rob @nimble ruin

[silent gale]

sl2th

You robbed 99 from diogo2.0.

[green wedge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sl2th

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 212 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[elder flint]

/slut

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You shake what your momma gave you for 393.

Reply #636544

[elder flint]

/rob @green wedge

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You robbed 24 from sl2th.

[green wedge]

Why

[elder flint]

Ehhhhhmmm

[green wedge]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

sl2th

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 40 minutes and 36 seconds.

[quiet nimbus]

/slut

[silent gale]

no1knowswho

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 117 in total.

Reply #636069

[quiet nimbus]

/Rob @green wedge

[silent gale]

no1knowswho

You were caught attempting to rob sl2th, and have been fined 117.

[green wedge]

L

[quiet nimbus]

/crime

[silent gale]

no1knowswho

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined 0

Reply #635976

[quiet nimbus]

/work

[silent gale]

no1knowswho

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 65

Reply #70

[quiet nimbus]

/work

[silent gale]

no1knowswho

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.

[elder flint]

/rob @green wedge

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 13 minutes and 30 seconds.

[quiet nimbus]

!help

[echo fulcrum]

Command Help and Information

Please state which module you wish to see and or use the buttons to navigate the embed

Choices

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Help command ended, goodbye

[quiet nimbus]

/slut

[silent gale]

no1knowswho

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 30 seconds.

[green wedge]

Why

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

sl2th

You robbed 93 from .talha_real.

[green wedge]

Ye

[wanton pecan]

/slut

[silent gale]

paigebrook

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 222

Reply #635965

[wanton pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

paigebrook

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 81.

Reply #636282

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 176 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You were caught stealing from a charity and have been fined 454.

Reply #4910555

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

gentleman9529

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 60.

Reply #636429

[icy vault]

!work

/work

[silent gale]

mahari1

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 82

Reply #11

[icy vault]

/slut

[silent gale]

mahari1

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 127.

Reply #635924

[icy vault]

oh

/search

[green wedge]

/slut

[silent gale]

sl2th

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 165 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[green wedge]

/work

[silent gale]

sl2th

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 54.

Reply #636508

[green wedge]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

sl2th

You were caught attempting to rob .talha_real, and have been fined 306.

[green wedge]

/crime

[silent gale]

sl2th

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined 293!

Reply #636001

[green wedge]

Bruh

[elder flint]

/rob @green wedge

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You've been fined 324 for trying to rob a poor person.

[green wedge]

L

BOZO

[blazing needle]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

jatsek

You've been fined 200 for trying to rob a poor person.

[blazing needle]

Damn

[green wedge]

/rob @elder flint

[silent gale]

sl2th

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.

[blazing needle]

/work

[silent gale]

jatsek

You battled and gained 87.

Reply #636473

[blazing needle]

/slut

[silent gale]

jatsek

You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined 87.

Reply #636305

[blazing needle]

/slut

/work

[silent gale]

jatsek

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

[blazing needle]

/daily

/crime

[silent gale]

jatsek

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 0 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[blazing needle]

/slut

[silent gale]

jatsek

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 15 seconds.

[elder flint]

/slut

[silent gale]

.talha_real

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 352

Reply #635949

[elder flint]

/crime

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You steal lamps for 417

Reply #635941

[elder flint]

/crime

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 21 seconds.

[elder flint]

/work

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 77.

Reply #4910428

[elder flint]

/work

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.

[lethal widget]

/work

[silent gale]

i.ricov1

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 71 for your work.

Reply #636481

[true roost]

/work

[silent gale]

mistermorgan.

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid 72!

Reply #635874

[true roost]

/rob

[silent gale]

mistermorgan.

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[true roost]

/crime

[silent gale]

mistermorgan.

You hacked google and stole 270.

Reply #636184

[elder flint]

/rob

[silent gale]

.talha_real

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[elder flint]

/crime

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 7 seconds.

[elder flint]

/slut

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 10 seconds.

[elder flint]

/work

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 92

Reply #63

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 72

Reply #636441

[elder flint]

/work

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You milk a cow for 58

Reply #41924

[elder flint]

/slut

[silent gale]

.talha_real

You do a good deepthroating and earn 302 from the client

Reply #636526

[elder flint]

/crime

[silent gale]

.talha_real

The police randomly stop you and fine you 499

Reply #636164

[elder flint]

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

baine406

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 76.

Reply #636403