You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
192.
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You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
192.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
50.
/rob @kindred aurora
You were caught attempting to rob Ballin#0498, and have been fined
505.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
76 in profits
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
529 from their pockets.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
218
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
98
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
304
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
402.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
308.
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
627

/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
86!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
101
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
89!

/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
88
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
117 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
564
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
60
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
81 from selling drinks
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
80
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
90 for it.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
446! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
140 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
511
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
146, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
77 from ad revenue.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
72.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
216 trying to twerk.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
63
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
73
/work
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
472 in damages.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
286.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
99
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
92 for your insight into the future.
Tell me what's my future 
ur gonna have a husband and 12 children 


/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
98
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
65.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
106
Genius
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
87 from donations
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
79 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
60
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
100
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
499
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
100 to clean the stains.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with
512 worth of valuables.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
204
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
58 for your struggles.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
85 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
90 for it.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
91!
/work
You found
60 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
81 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
96 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
234.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
82
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
357.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
282
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
63 for your contributions !
/crime
You break into a jewellery store and steal a diamond, selling it to a pawn shop for
561
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
87 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
287.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
0.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
60.
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
60.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
0 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/bal
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
90 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
236 for surgery.
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
691 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
59
/crime
You were caught shoplifting a bag of chips and have been fined
364.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
234
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
65.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
60 for your insight into the future.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
173
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
71
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
76
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
66
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
568
/slut
You earned
114 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
75
ur fav job 
Always

/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
83 for your participation.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
103.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
500

/work
You develop games and earn
59.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
66!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
614 for sexual assault
You shake what your momma gave you for
272.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
60 from a thrown out wallet.
@raven apex I bet you've done that 
You work as a help desk technician and earn
79

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
68
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
401.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
347 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
77 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
74
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
153!
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
358.

I should've saved my money 
Skill issue
why do those 10 kittens need to eat when I could've eaten 
True
screw that single mother and 10 kids 
Damn 💀
just like an orphan running across the road when the light is green about to be red 
Damn 💀💀

/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
95
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
64
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
71 .
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
60 from your peers.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
55.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
55
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
193.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
51 worth of scrap.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
307.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
304.
Always 
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
0.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
56
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
56, luckily you aren't reported.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
You work as the president and earn
61
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
77
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
522 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You found an extra
229 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You slept in a bed and found
61 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You got featured and won
83
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
52
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
52
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
333
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
97 anyway.
/work
You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid
86 for moving traffic cones on the road.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
235, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
626.
damn
/slut
You get
270 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
53 for all your items.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
74
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
76
/work
Just take the
60 and go...
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
59
/work
You develop games and earn
80.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
114.
/work
75 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
51.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
51 to get it repaired.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
93
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
0.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
93.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
89
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
89 fine!
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
67
/crime
You are fined
78 for jaywalking
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
173
/work
You are paid
77 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
85
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
680
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
364!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
87
/work
You milk a cow for
50
what is the slut command all about 😭
Do it, nothing bad will happen, its extra money 
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
338!
JESUS 😭
get that bag I guess
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
218 : D
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
486
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
56
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
62
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
390 inside it

/work
You do some work around the house for
63
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
56
/slut
You get
115 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
81 from donations
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
53!
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
417
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
257.
You eat bananas for a living and get
55
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
96 from selling drinks
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
322.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
331.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
55
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
630
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
188
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
68
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
53 for the hard work
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
65
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
89.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
124 for surgery.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
76
You robbed a bank and secured
282.
/slut
You earned
142 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 54 seconds.
hello who is in Red Dead redemption, go to the voice chat
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
51.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
196
You dabbed on the haters and got
337
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
62.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
98
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
172
/work
You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make
74.
/work
You worked overtime for
55
/slut
An adult video site pays you
133 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
68
/crime
You rob another server for
658
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
68 from ad revenue.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
308 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
143 on your way out of the locker room.
👀

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
69
Fire 🔥
orphans burned in that 
Damn 


/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
73.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
82
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
547
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
286, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
66.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
222
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
516

/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
97
/crime
You sneak into a zoo and steal a penguin, selling it on the black market for
525
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
233
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
81, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
91
/crime
You rob a loyal nobleman's house while he was out for brunch with another nobleman. You find
518 worth of assets.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
366... yikes
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
70
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
84 on the floor.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
56
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
53.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
155... yikes
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
313 fine.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
134
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
56.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 38 seconds.
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
348.
wawa
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
238 fine!
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
386
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
73.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
80.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
63
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
446 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
92.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
332 after.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
89
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
83 off your performance.
/crime
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
376
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
111.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
75
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
58
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
332 for their medical fees.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
256 for being a lazy ass person.
broo

actually that sounds like me ill let it slide this time 
Fair enough
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined
288.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
56
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
96 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
484
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
94!
"I'll help anyone interested on how to earn 200k in just 72hours from the crypto market.
"I'll help anyone interested on how to earn 200k in just 72hours from the crypto market. But you will have to pay me my commission! when you receive your profit! if interested send me a direct message
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
580. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
355.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
67
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
97
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
100 for having your junk out.
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
639.
Yay
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
90.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 seconds.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
150.
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
294 on getting high.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
254
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
61.
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
455
fml
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
93
/crime
You tried to cheat on a test by writing answers on your arm, but got caught and have been given a
381 fine.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
256 to your Patreon!
/work
You serve the customers and receive
69
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
92 for all your items.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
78
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
58!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
319 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
80
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
312.
/crime
You were caught speeding and have been fined
105.
damnit
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
91.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
76 under your pillow when you woke up
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
135
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
98
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
230
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
585 fine!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
73
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
52
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
56
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
127 in one night.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
679 to clean it up.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
67.
/crime
You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for
660
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
100 for your participation.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
59
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
52
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
141
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
90 from donations
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
171
You work as crisis actor and earn
50.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
149
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
612
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
88 for your efforts!
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
507
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
275.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
210
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
52
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
407
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
77
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
133 trying to twerk.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
556 for being a lazy ass person.
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
311 for bail!
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
373 to restock.

/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
80 out of pity.
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
427
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
149
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
78
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
95.
/crime
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
412.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
254 for the night.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
496 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
279 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
100 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
51 off your performance.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
262!
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
65 for your efforts!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You dress up as a clown and rob a bank, managing to escape with
445
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
55
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
100.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
86. Good job.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
97
/work
You worked overtime for
79
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
376
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
358.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
144.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
378
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
You battled and gained
62.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/drinl
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob arthur marston
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Darth Levi#6666
2 - שוקו חם#2173
3 - Krosshair#6969
/rob darth levi
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Darth Levi#6666, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
89 out of pity.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
59!
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
66
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
81.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
216
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
447.
/flirt
You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for
620
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You get a commission request, the payment is
68.
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
293 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
62.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
234.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
95!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
297 for sexual assault
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
308
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
76 for your participation.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
381!
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
93
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
77
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
159.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
70
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
200 fine!
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
359 kiddo
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
70.
/crime
You break into a university's research facility and steal a prototype robot, which you sell to a tech company for
562.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
251 at you.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
52!
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
63.
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
0 for sexual assault
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
555
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
172
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
80
/work
A drunk man pays you
58 to walk backwards.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
184
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
345 of stolen merchandise
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
75.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
68 was earned.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
259 for being a lazy ass person.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
171 in one night.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
85 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You receive a check of
82 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
124
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
88.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
272
/crime
You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined
361.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
64.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
91 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
84
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
141
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
86
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
427.
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
You cannot rob yourself!
You robbed
49 from Red Harlow#3607.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @hidden flame
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 33 minutes.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
97
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
210!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
280
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
53 for it!
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
77
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
80
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
209 from you as compensation.
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
315 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 27 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 55 seconds.
/rob @hidden flame
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 27 minutes and 2 seconds.
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
49.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
93.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
93
Shit
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
82
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
56.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 2 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 1 second.
/rob @hidden flame
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 17 minutes and 28 seconds.
/crime
You hacked google and stole
621.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
106.
/work
You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make
93 for your bravery and heroism.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
200.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
52
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
330.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
57
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
683
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
94
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
96.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
147!
not again 

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
64.
/work
You do some work around the house for
95
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
248
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
93
Dang
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
301
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
84!
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
511