back-room

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You did a fundraiser and raised 100

Reply #834686

[sweet robin]

You should be able to crime now

Or slut

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 667

Reply #636190

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 262 in return!

Reply #635891

[sweet robin]

Damn

That's alot of money

And an interesting way to get the money

[raven apex]

lol

[sweet robin]

You just lost it all because of betting

Or gambling

[raven apex]

currently crying

[sweet robin]

I feel sorry

/roulette 2000 black

Wrong one

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn 91

Reply #70

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You go down on that rich kid and earn 334

Reply #635900

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a bounty hunter and earn 53

Reply #57

[raven apex]

/dep 53

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 77 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[spice raven]

/dep all

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 51 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Oh

[silk ether]

/work

[silent gale]

Ironbleeder#4064

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 61.

Reply #636060

[silk ether]

/slut

[silent gale]

Ironbleeder#4064

You whip it out and manage to rake in 159

Reply #79

[silk ether]

/crime

[silent gale]

Ironbleeder#4064

You have been fined 220 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 58 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and 80.

Reply #636411

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for 543

Reply #636122

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 240

Reply #635949

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 92 for it.

Reply #636518

[raven apex]

it was me

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a smarties expert and earn 74

Reply #24

[sweet robin]

Oh damn

Alright

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 9 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Nearly there

[raven apex]

almost a degenerate lol

[sweet robin]

Me neither

Idk

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 6 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 78 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[sweet robin]

Let's go

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 97 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you 233 for the good time.

Reply #635911

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a collector for 428.

Reply #4910530

[sweet robin]

That's really interesting

[raven apex]

yea

[sweet robin]

Atleast you aren't in debt

[raven apex]

true

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 81 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 61 for it!

Reply #636559

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 84, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[sweet robin]

I'm so strong

[raven apex]

lol

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 60 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

Lucky

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 23 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Haha

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 5 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 20 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 73 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[sweet robin]

I do 30 minute works out every second

Workouts

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find 540!

Reply #636250

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 352

Reply #635907

[sweet robin]

Let's go

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 94 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[sweet robin]

I'm just a beast

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth 68.

Reply #636553

[sweet robin]

I'm one level higher than you haha

[raven apex]

rude

[sweet robin]

I'm just amazing, I know

[raven apex]

trade lol

[sweet robin]

Never

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 92.

Reply #636060

[sweet robin]

Let's go

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 97

Reply #636349

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 19 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole 556 from you!

Reply #204337

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 272 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[sweet robin]

Damn

That's the loneliest slut command I've ever seen

[raven apex]

lol

[sweet robin]

Atleast you only need $40 to get out of debt

[raven apex]

yea

/work

[sweet robin]

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 61

Reply #636419

[sweet robin]

True

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 84 anyway.

Reply #636409

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for 465

Reply #636311

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 343!

Reply #635946

[sweet robin]

Very nice

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 65.

Reply #636058

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 47 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 3 seconds.

[raven apex]

damn

[sweet robin]

That is tragic

[raven apex]

very

[sweet robin]

All of my sympathy goes to you

[raven apex]

ty

[sweet robin]

You're welcome

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 17 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Oh my god

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a personal shopper and earn 55

Reply #52

[sweet robin]

Is that even a job?

Oh damn it is

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 99 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot work for 1 minute and 28 seconds.

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You sell V-bucks and make 77!

Reply #636520

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You steal an apple from the market for 531

Reply #636302

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 102.

Reply #636291

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 69 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[sweet robin]

Oh my god, you're the tooth fairy?

[raven apex]

yes.

[sweet robin]

I thought the tooth fairy wasn't real

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you 87

Reply #636333

[raven apex]

I am real

[sweet robin]

I mean you are real

Good point

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 27 seconds.

[sweet robin]

I want to commit a crime

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 22 seconds.

[sweet robin]

I want to be a slut

Probably should of worded those differently

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 97.

Reply #4910434

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 283.

Reply #635908

[sweet robin]

Noo

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined 665

Reply #636244

[sweet robin]

NOO

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

It was a simple mistake

[raven apex]

yea yea yea u wanna be a slut that's okay

[sweet robin]

I have to be a slut now to get out of debt

[raven apex]

lol gotta feed ur 7 children

[sweet robin]

True

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 57!

Reply #636316

[sweet robin]

I should of got more money from that

That's impressive

[deep grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

You drive women to the store for 52

Reply #636048

[deep grotto]

/slut

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for 204

Reply #636523

[deep grotto]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 629.

Reply #636274

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You sweep the floor and get paid 95

Reply #636337

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 21 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 81.

Reply #636406

[sweet robin]

Bro I need more money for this 💀

[deep grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 56 seconds.

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 91 as in return!

Reply #636372

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 277

Reply #636500

[sweet robin]

Damn

You get more money from that than me curing an entire outbreak

What is this

[raven apex]

I was a slut tho and u just worked

[sweet robin]

I wish I could be a slut again

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for 91

Reply #636460

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 36 seconds.

[sweet robin]

😭

[raven apex]

lol

I wish Rick grimes was my dad

[sweet robin]

Not a funny moment

That's so random

Why

[raven apex]

idk he's a cool dude and a great dad but he has an asshole for a son

[sweet robin]

Fair enough

That's so random though

[raven apex]

fits right in on this server

[sweet robin]

I created Rick grimes

[raven apex]

I am rick grimes

[sweet robin]

I ate rick grimes

[raven apex]

u ate me

[sweet robin]

I guess son

So

Idk why it put son 💀

[raven apex]

lmao

did I taste good atleast

[sweet robin]

Yes

[raven apex]

ty

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 57 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[sweet robin]

You are very much welcome

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you 68.

Reply #636482

[sweet robin]

I'm such a good herder

If that's even a word

[raven apex]

yea

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 46 seconds.

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 31 seconds.

[sweet robin]

It feels like forever

[raven apex]

lol having slut withdrawals

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 8 seconds.

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took 579 from you and left.

Reply #636204

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

that'd only happen to me

[sweet robin]

Don't worry, I got you covered

[raven apex]

no

I'm gonna work it off

[sweet robin]

Too bad

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 46 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 55

Reply #36

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You're a unicorn caretaker and spend your days feeding and grooming the magical creatures. You make 67 for your unicorn whispering skills.

Reply #4910389

[sweet robin]

True

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 20 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate 653

Reply #636000

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You give excellent head and earn a solid 338.

Reply #636528

[sweet robin]

I know I do

[raven apex]

haha

[sweet robin]

Im the best head-giver

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 50

Reply #838252

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get 69

Reply #636083

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 19 seconds.

[sweet robin]

That's wild

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 333

Reply #82

[sweet robin]

Damn, best slut on the block?

[raven apex]

yessir

[sweet robin]

Teach me

[raven apex]

I'm not a good teacher but what you do is, step on them and poop everywhere they like that

[sweet robin]

I actually don't want to be a slut anymore if you have to do that

[raven apex]

😂

[sweet robin]

I'll just be a criminal instead

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 49 seconds.

[raven apex]

I'm stuck in the slut life

[sweet robin]

I love being a slut though, but it barely works

But if you have to poo on people then 💀

Or poo everywhere

Even

Then idk

I'll do it anyway

[raven apex]

yea all over the walls and ceiling

[sweet robin]

I didn't need to know that

Ok what about the people who aren't into people pooing everywhere

How do I become a good slut then

[raven apex]

u punch those ones

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

or kiss them it's hard to know which they want

[sweet robin]

Well I guess I'd rather choose the second option because I'm not into seeing poo everywhere 💀

If it were me

But thank you for the slut advice

[deep grotto]

/work

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

You work as a street performer and earn 53

Reply #636362

[deep grotto]

/slut

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay 228 to have them cleaned

Reply #636093

[deep grotto]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hellbound#8350

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 102.

Reply #4910537

[deep grotto]

/Val

/Val

/bal

[sweet robin]

Idk what I would of done without it

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

I deeply appreciate it

I will repay you one day

[raven apex]

with what

[sweet robin]

Idk, I'll pay for your next debt if you want

Yes?

Alright then

[raven apex]

sorry I'm half asleep but no u have paid for pretty much all of them what else

[sweet robin]

Idk what else

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 91. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sweep the floor and get paid 56

Reply #636337

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 76 for your work.

Reply #636481

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at 608.

Reply #636476

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 21 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 17 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 24 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for 314.

Reply #636474

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 232

Reply #80

[sweet robin]

Let's go

Avoided an STD

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 42 seconds.

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

Pretty funny tbh

[sweet robin]

Well enjoy the rest of your day/night, I'm heading off now

Hope you fix your debt problem

[raven apex]

okay cyaa have a good night or day too and I'll do my best

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 60.

Reply #636451

[white isle]

/crime

[silent gale]

monsterscaryclaw2#6009

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got 255 for a job well done.

Reply #635971

[white isle]

/slut

[silent gale]

monsterscaryclaw2#6009

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 153 in return!

Reply #635891

[white isle]

/work

[silent gale]

monsterscaryclaw2#6009

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 72 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[frigid lynx]

/work

[silent gale]

Ieatglass#3016

You work as a head receiver and earn 65

Reply #22

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You drive women to the store for 54

Reply #636048

[white isle]

/crime

[silent gale]

monsterscaryclaw2#6009

You were fined 200 for slacking in school!

Reply #636221

[white isle]

/cunt

/cunt

/slut

[silent gale]

monsterscaryclaw2#6009

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 368!

Reply #834979

[white isle]

My no one saw that

/work

[silent gale]

monsterscaryclaw2#6009

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 68 😃

Reply #636401

[white isle]

/deposit all

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 78

Reply #44

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give 456 to make up for it

Reply #636289

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you 276.

Reply #636404

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 93

Reply #838228

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you 536

Reply #636104

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 215 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

the amount you lose from crime should be lowered fr

[sweet robin]

I agree

Committing crimes always puts me back in debt

[raven apex]

yup and puts me further in debt

[sweet robin]

You always get put back in debt no matter what you do

[raven apex]

I know

[sweet robin]

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant 678

Reply #635969

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 331 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You found 67 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[trail shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

chilln#8889

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 224.

Reply #635910

[trail shell]

/work

[silent gale]

chilln#8889

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 56!

Reply #635987

[trail shell]

/slut

[silent gale]

chilln#8889

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.

[trail shell]

/crime

[silent gale]

chilln#8889

You pickpocket a candy person for 430

Reply #636548

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You walk dogs for 73.

Reply #636065

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth 535

Reply #636096

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John 288

Reply #175

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You become a game developer and raised 81 for charity.

Reply #636361

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 77

Reply #636374

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 175 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[burnt mica]

/crime

[silent gale]

Stavros#3228

You were caught in the act, and fined 0

Reply #636009

[burnt mica]

/work

[silent gale]

Stavros#3228

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 84 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[burnt mica]

/slut

[silent gale]

Stavros#3228

You post nudes on the internet for 102

Reply #636120

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a dumpster diver and earn 92

Reply #61

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 252 from you.

Reply #636558

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You tried to smuggle illegal cheese across the border and got caught. You have been fined 342.

Reply #4910492

[raven apex]

bro

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 70 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 129 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

Your hacker friend wires you 253. Good payroll today gamers.

Reply #636273

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 273

Reply #636423

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 150

Reply #82

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 93

Reply #636534

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 57

Reply #636439

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal 540, luckily you aren't reported.

Reply #636292

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 258

Reply #1441157

[raven apex]

I skinned them

[sweet robin]

Crazy

[raven apex]

yes

[sweet robin]

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 83 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 78 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a smarties expert and earn 88

Reply #24

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 79 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[raven apex]

finally

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 6 seconds.

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for 686.

Reply #636284

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 129 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 57 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of 61 off your new game.

Reply #55463

[light mango]

/work

[silent gale]

Baća Cassanova#3610

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 96!

Reply #636343

[light mango]

/slut

[silent gale]

Baća Cassanova#3610

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a 96 fine!

Reply #635898

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost 640.

Reply #635961

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 360

Reply #636037

[sweet robin]

💀

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 79

Reply #636335

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 52 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[raven apex]

52 dollars for walking myself awesome

[sweet robin]

Unfair

[sweet robin]

This is unbelievable

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop 350 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.

Reply #636356

[sweet robin]

Your luck is insane

[raven apex]

I know watch gambling

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You milk a cow for 97

Reply #41924

[sweet robin]

Lovely

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You worked for the Police and earned 62

Reply #636538

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for 605

Reply #636399

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 341 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[raven apex]

😦

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You repair the arcade machines and receive 97

Reply #636347

[sweet robin]

I know

[raven apex]

how the hell do you slip and suck yourself off 😭

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 94

Reply #636534

[sweet robin]

Happens to me all the time

[raven apex]

fair

/slt

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 104.

Reply #55468

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

they did say not to do gymnastics on a helicopter but I don't listen

[sweet robin]

That sounds extremely painful

[raven apex]

yes

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 4 minutes and 17 seconds.

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a 561 fine!

Reply #636458

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid 68 for streaming it online.

Reply #4910427

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

deliriouslyinlove#6181

You work as a pumpkin picker 68

Reply #6069

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 73

Reply #33

[sweet robin]

I'm so nice

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You drive women to the store for 58

Reply #636048

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You steal an orange and pawn it for 592.

Reply #636135

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 237, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[sweet robin]

Pretty cool

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 67 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 72.

Reply #636412

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 87.

Reply #636060

sherbert#3959

You sweep the floor and get paid 57

Reply #636337

sherbert#3959

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

Taxes collected! You have gained 76

Reply #636506

[sweet robin]

You collect taxes

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal 504.

Reply #636247

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 261 in one night.

Reply #636466

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You fail at work, but your boss pays you 99 out of pity.

Reply #636290

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 399

Reply #838124

[sweet robin]

💀

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You have been fined 671 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[sweet robin]

Who gave you $399 for that

[raven apex]

I'm not in debt

you, remember?

[sweet robin]

I do not remember doing that

[sweet robin]

Only by $6

That's luck

[raven apex]

393 less dollars than u gave me for sticking a banana up my ass

[sweet robin]

Why and when did I do that

[raven apex]

idk and tomorrow

[peak cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

B4nphas3#8531

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 0.

Reply #4910549

[peak cosmos]

Zamn

/slut

[silent gale]

B4nphas3#8531

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 322 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[sweet robin]

I gave you $393 tomorrow?

[raven apex]

impossible

[peak cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

B4nphas3#8531

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make 56 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

Reply #4910402

[raven apex]

yes

[sweet robin]

Makes sense

[peak cosmos]

I losed moneh

[sweet robin]

Ain't no way you were fined $0

[raven apex]

Charles Smith hacking

[sweet robin]

True

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 77

Reply #230200

[raven apex]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a police officer and earn 75

Reply #66

[sweet robin]

Worl

[raven apex]

look im tired ok

[peak cosmos]

Moneh

[sweet robin]

Excuses

[peak cosmos]

Y'all funny ong

[sweet robin]

True

[raven apex]

I know

but mop is funny lookin

[sweet robin]

Damn

Straight up done me dirty

[peak cosmos]

R.I.P

Don't worry Mop you'll be okay

[sweet robin]

I don't think I'll be able to recover from that one

[peak cosmos]

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

I hope you know that I'm deeply offended

[raven apex]

don't worry

[sweet robin]

No, you crossed the line

I'm crying so much rn

[raven apex]

put some ice on it ❤️

[sweet robin]

What

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

That's it, next time you are in debt, I'm paying it

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 1 second.

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

What does that even mean

That doesn't even make sense

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 91 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[raven apex]

exactly

[sweet robin]

You confuse me

[raven apex]

I confuse myself too that's the good thing about it

[sweet robin]

I don't see how that's the good thing about it

[raven apex]

because then I know it works

[sweet robin]

Ok then

Idk why I gave you money after you said I looked funny

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a professional tea taster and earn 67 for tasting different types of tea.

Reply #4910410

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 72

Reply #636328

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 4 minutes and 32 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making 571 before being caught

Reply #4910478

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 392.

Reply #636472

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 51

Reply #10

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 540 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[ripe badger]

/bal

/work

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 60

Reply #636349

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 50 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 25 seconds.

[wanton pecan]

/slut

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 384.

Reply #636054

[wanton pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 86

Reply #49

[silent gale]

KillaDawg#1425

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 60

Reply #77

KillaDawg#1425

You rob a bank for 325

Reply #636153

[sweet robin]

/crome

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool 466.

Reply #636115

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn 162 and a sore ass.

Reply #636007

[sweet robin]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a caterpillar walker and earn 64 for walking caterpillars on leaves.

Reply #4910411

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 6 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined 539.

Reply #4910507

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 285 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You repair the arcade machines and receive 55

Reply #636347

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 82 as in return!

Reply #636372

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 93.

Reply #55461

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 457

Reply #636220

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 346 in one night.

Reply #636466

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 67 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 99 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 75 as in return!

Reply #636372

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for 361

Reply #636122

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You fucked up, and have been fined 349

Reply #174

Suryoye#2581

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 257.

Reply #4910558

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 191

Reply #636002

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 59

Reply #14

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 90

Reply #48

KillaDawg#1425

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined 220

Reply #635985

KillaDawg#1425

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 50

Reply #69

KillaDawg#1425

What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire 547 for something that definitely wasn't illegal

Reply #636275

KillaDawg#1425

You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 10 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 87, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for 419 on the market

Reply #636514

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes 154, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

Reply #636265

[sweet robin]

What

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You break into a bakery and steal all the bread, selling it to a group of pigeons for 522

Reply #4910466

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 76

Reply #49

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 83

Reply #635988

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 62

Reply #635864

[sweet robin]

Cool

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 97

Reply #635919

[silent gale]

An unexpected error occurred executing this command.

An unexpected error occurred executing this command.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole 264 from you!

Reply #636222

mop#4854

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Damn

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 83

Reply #636496

[sweet robin]

/slut

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 14 seconds.

An unexpected error occurred executing this command.

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 49 seconds.

mop#4854

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with 223.

Reply #636465

[sweet robin]

Bro, bot be buggy

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 11 seconds.

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You clean off the chairs and get paid 87

Reply #636336

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined 293

Reply #635992

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 210 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 77

Reply #55

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 100 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 340.

Reply #55468

[raven apex]

/crime

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 584

Reply #636498

[raven apex]

damn I'm in debt again

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 62

Reply #41

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 51

Reply #2

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 396.

Reply #55468

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win 53.

Reply #4910424

[sweet robin]

😂

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 54

Reply #19

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 189.

Reply #55468

[sweet robin]

/slut

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay 489

Reply #636137

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 81

Reply #10

[sweet robin]

/bal

Woops

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You're a professional superhero and spend your days fighting crime and saving the world. You make 93 for your bravery and heroism.

Reply #4910397

[raven apex]

🦸‍♀️

me fr

[sweet robin]

Damn

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 84.

Reply #636031

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 61

Reply #17

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 65, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[sweet robin]

Damn

[raven apex]

why cant I be taken to an underground coliseum to fight monsters 😔

[sweet robin]

Because I'm better

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

looks like you

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.

[sweet robin]

I think micah looks stunning

[raven apex]

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 266

Reply #636541

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 320.

Reply #636479

[sweet robin]

Bro

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 79

Reply #8

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 55 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[ruby void]

/work

[silent gale]

QueenHoneyBee01#9359

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 57

Reply #636016

[ruby void]

/crime

[silent gale]

QueenHoneyBee01#9359

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for 450

Reply #636006

[ruby void]

/slut

[silent gale]

QueenHoneyBee01#9359

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 364, have fun

Reply #635905

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 56.

Reply #636451

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You found 96 on the floor.

Reply #636294

[sweet robin]

/dep all

Damn

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 65, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get 590.

Reply #636300

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You do a good deepthroating and earn 130 from the client

Reply #636526

[sweet robin]

[raven apex]

teach me

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You found 90 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 202.

Reply #636010

[sweet robin]

Skill issue

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 50 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay 303 in hospital expenses...

Reply #636308

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn 63

Reply #69

[ripe badger]

/steal

/crime

[silent gale]

TALAX4XX#3807

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 19 seconds.

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You went to work and gained 84

Reply #636510

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 59 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make 85 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

Reply #4910399

[waxen vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you 458

Reply #636245

[waxen vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 323

Reply #82

[waxen vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Suryoye#2581

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 78!

Reply #636488

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 355.

Reply #4910545

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you 305 in return!

Reply #635891

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sell handmade birdhouses at a craft fair and make 67.

Reply #4910437

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 92

Reply #12

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 70

Reply #75

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 53 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 66

Reply #10

[fresh pewter]

/work

[silent gale]

DeathNugget69#5623

You suggest something good and get rewarded 89

Reply #636552

[fresh pewter]

/crime

[silent gale]

DeathNugget69#5623

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 264 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[fresh pewter]

/slut

[silent gale]

DeathNugget69#5623

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes 0 from you.

Reply #636558

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 80 anyway.

Reply #636409

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 90!

Reply #636413

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You get paid 309 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined 252 kiddo

Reply #635880

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 150 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[sweet robin]

💀

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a personal shopper and earn 83

Reply #52

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 47 seconds.

[sweet robin]

You can slut now

Hope you lose money

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned 60. Good job!

Reply #636279

[raven apex]

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you 57 for a good job.

Reply #636490

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 181

Reply #636555

[sweet robin]

Damn

Nvm then, guess you won't lose money

[raven apex]

u try

[sweet robin]

I cant

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 155!

Reply #635983

[sweet robin]

Nvm

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay 317 to clean it up.

Reply #7106

[sweet robin]

What

I'd never

[raven apex]

lies

/work

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid 79 to dust off dinosaur fossils.

Reply #4910415

[raven apex]

/slut

[silent gale]

katerpillar#7917

You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes.

[late lintel]

/work

[silent gale]

vixa#0001

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 68

Reply #636374

[late lintel]

/slut

[silent gale]

vixa#0001

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 280 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#0002

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 311 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 50

Reply #636328

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#0002

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 68

Reply #49

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#0002

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#0002

You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 15 seconds.

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#0002

You murdered your old CEO and found 655 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[topaz valve]

/slut