#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 63

unique raptor May 23, 2023, 3:10 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:10 PM

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The friend#1030

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.

unique raptor May 23, 2023, 3:11 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:11 PM

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The friend#1030

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 14 seconds.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:34 PM

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mop#4854

You work as a starving college student, you found Cash 87 on the ground.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:34 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:34 PM

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mop#4854

You were caught shoplifting from a grocery store and have been fined Cash 533.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:34 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:34 PM

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mop#4854

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 102

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:41 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and Cash 80.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash 306 inside it

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash 694 in hospital expenses...

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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/rob mop

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Mopped<3#6669
2 - mop#8154
3 - mop#4854
4 - Mopar#8883
5 - Mopar#5262
6 - Mopeybubble#0243

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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/Rob @sweet robin

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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xmark Cancelled command.

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 11 minutes.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:42 PM

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-_-

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:44 PM

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signal cloak /Rob <@774626553396068363>

You can keep trying

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But it ain't happening

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:45 PM

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I will and it will

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:45 PM

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Never

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:45 PM

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Always

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everyday

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every month

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every year

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for the rest of your life

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:46 PM

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/rob @signal cloak

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:46 PM

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mop#4854

xmark You attempted to rob SquareMelonToes#3174, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:46 PM

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Damn

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How about I give you $500 and you stop trying to rob me

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:47 PM

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ok

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deal

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 3:48 PM

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Deal

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 3:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:52 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 67

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 3:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 3:52 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 51 was earned.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:09 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make Cash 92 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:09 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:09 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 32 minutes and 17 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:10 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:10 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 40 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:15 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 4:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:21 PM

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Baine406#5491

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 92

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:21 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn Cash 92 for your team winning!

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:21 PM

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yay

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:32 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 82

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 4 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 47 seconds.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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mop#4854

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you Cash 85.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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mop#4854

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash 695.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:40 PM

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mop#4854

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 370 from the men.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:46 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:46 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty Cash 318 fine

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:46 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:46 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash 209 fine!

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:46 PM

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bruvva

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:46 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 60. The students loved you!

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 4:47 PM

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/rob @formal monolith

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:47 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 6 minutes and 37 seconds.

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 4:49 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:50 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 81

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 4:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 4:58 PM

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Lylaqe#6969

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 314 and a real sore hangover.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 5:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:07 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash 65 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 5:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:09 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 17 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 5:09 PM

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/Rob @hollow oracle

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:09 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Lylaqe#6969, and have been fined Cash 532.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 5:09 PM

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damn

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:19 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is Cash 56!

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 5:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:27 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 24 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 5:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:32 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash 64.

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 5:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:37 PM

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Lylaqe#6969

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 49 seconds.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 5:37 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:37 PM

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mop#4854

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 58 seconds.

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 5:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:38 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash 50

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 5:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:38 PM

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mop#4854

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 52 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 5:50 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:50 PM

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mop#4854

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash 477.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 5:50 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 5:50 PM

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mop#4854

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash 132

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 5:51 PM

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silent gale

Appreciated SipArthur

snow quiver May 23, 2023, 6:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:02 PM

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TakeAPic#8952

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 56

snow quiver May 23, 2023, 6:02 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:02 PM

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TakeAPic#8952

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for Cash 416

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:12 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid Cash 76 for it.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:12 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:12 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 115 and a sore ass.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:13 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:13 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal Cash 433

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:14 PM

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/rob @boreal pier

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:14 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 55 minutes and 33 seconds.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You bake cupcakes and receive Cash 52

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back Cash 602.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her Cash 176.

unique raptor May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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The friend#1030

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 55.

unique raptor May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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The friend#1030

Your friend pays you Cash 387 for you to worship her feet

unique raptor May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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The friend#1030

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash 645.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/rob @signal cloak

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

xmark You attempted to rob SquareMelonToes#3174, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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oof

unique raptor May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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damn

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 33 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:49 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 6:49 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make Cash 54 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 6:50 PM

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fathom terrace /rob <@714246306268184666>

D:

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:02 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 82 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 7:03 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:03 PM

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Lylaqe#6969

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash 346.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:04 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:04 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:06 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:06 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 30 seconds.

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 7:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:10 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash 80 because we pity you.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:11 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:11 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:11 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 33 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:11 PM

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._.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 7:13 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:13 PM

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mop#4854

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 578 because they don't get paid enough

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 7:13 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:13 PM

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mop#4854

You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a Cash 223 fine!

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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Nooooo sadart

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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Lol

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 379 and a sore ass.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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._.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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Ain't no way

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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yay and nay

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of Cash 306.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:14 PM

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What?

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how is that crime

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 7:15 PM

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That is not a crime

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Uhm

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:16 PM

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Twinkie

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/Rob @pale spindle

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:16 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

xmark You attempted to rob StanMcCreedy#7618, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:16 PM

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😦

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:19 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 56

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 7:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:25 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

silk swift May 23, 2023, 7:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:26 PM

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Wulf#7986

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 78.

silk swift May 23, 2023, 7:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:27 PM

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Wulf#7986

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 4 seconds.

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 7:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 7:54 PM

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Lylaqe#6969

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:04 PM

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/Slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:04 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash 374 to resolve your burnt skin.

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:04 PM

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FUCK

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ow

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 8:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:09 PM

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Lylaqe#6969

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, Cash 163 went down your toilet

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 8:09 PM

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what

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:16 PM

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hollow oracle what

we need to be better sluts

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more bread

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:22 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash 63

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:22 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:22 PM

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.ondrick#5259

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash 581

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:22 PM

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I havent been succesful on 1 crime

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/rob 714246306268184666

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:22 PM

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.ondrick#5259

xmark You attempted to rob SquareMelonToes#3174, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:24 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash 77.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:24 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:24 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 206.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:24 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for Cash 526.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:25 PM

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/rob @analog nymph

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:26 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 50 minutes and 40 seconds.

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:26 PM

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shit u noticed

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:26 PM

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Oof

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:26 PM

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yes

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your money=my money

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Give

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:27 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 80

peak cosmos May 23, 2023, 8:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:27 PM

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John Marston#8531

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 55 stashed inside one of them.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:28 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:28 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 58 seconds.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:28 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:28 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 55 seconds.

peak cosmos May 23, 2023, 8:29 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:29 PM

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John Marston#8531

A sudden gust of wind blows away Cash 620

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:30 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:30 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash 496 fine!

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:30 PM

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Beijsqlsh

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:30 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 238

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:32 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 81!

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:36 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 27 seconds.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 8:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:36 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash 58 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

fleet patio May 23, 2023, 8:43 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:43 PM

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Rip Van Winkle#2100

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash 88. Congrats!

fleet patio May 23, 2023, 8:43 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:43 PM

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Rip Van Winkle#2100

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained Cash 171 for your hard work.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:44 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 90 near one of the potatoes

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 8:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:46 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make Cash 53 from your gullible followers.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:48 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:48 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 2 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:48 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 51 seconds.

signal cloak May 23, 2023, 8:53 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 8:53 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 53 seconds.

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 9:06 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:06 PM

#

Baine406#5491

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash 68!

broken sorrel May 23, 2023, 9:19 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:19 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash 79

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

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mop#4854

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash 53 out of pity.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

mop#4854

You crack open a safe and shovel Cash 523 into your pockets. These old people never learn.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

mop#4854

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 234 and a sore ass.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

Let's gooo arthur

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash 72 to help fund the project!

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:23 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 50 seconds.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:23 PM

#

/Crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:23 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 27 seconds.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:23 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 17 seconds.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:24 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:24 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash 611

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:24 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:24 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 139 for the night.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 9:24 PM

#

Damn I got lucky

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 9:29 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:29 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for Cash 175... yikes

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 9:29 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:29 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash 59

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 9:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 9:34 PM

#

Lylaqe#6969

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you Cash 157 for your solid work.

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 9:35 PM

#

this money is too easy

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:08 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

You milk a cow for Cash 62

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:08 PM

#

zamn

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:08 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay Cash 542 for the damage.

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:08 PM

#

BRO WTF

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 10:08 PM

#

Wth

#

That's brutal

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:10 PM

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mop#4854

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash 74

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:13 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:13 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 59 seconds.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

mop#4854

You work as a dumpster diver and earn Cash 98

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

mop#4854

You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for Cash 369

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

mop#4854

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 255.

sweet robin May 23, 2023, 10:23 PM

#

Great cowboyhype

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:47 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 53

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:47 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your Cash 269.

analog nymph May 23, 2023, 10:47 PM

#

:(

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:47 PM

#

.ondrick#5259

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 16 seconds.

copper gorge May 23, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

coffee#8971

You whip it out and manage to rake in Cash 237

copper gorge May 23, 2023, 10:54 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:54 PM

#

coffee#8971

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined Cash 484!

copper gorge May 23, 2023, 10:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 10:54 PM

#

coffee#8971

A drunk man pays you Cash 72 to walk backwards.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 11:07 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:07 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You clean off the tables and get paid Cash 71

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 11:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:07 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You pose as a doctor and perform unnecessary surgeries, making Cash 642 before being caught

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 11:08 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:08 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined Cash 192

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 11:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:39 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 92

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 11:48 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:48 PM

#

Lylaqe#6969

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing Cash 243 to resolve your burnt skin.

hollow oracle May 23, 2023, 11:48 PM

#

trauma

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 11:57 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:57 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You work as a professional tea taster and earn Cash 87 for tasting different types of tea.

fathom terrace May 23, 2023, 11:57 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 23, 2023, 11:57 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

rotund schooner May 24, 2023, 12:01 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:01 AM

#

skywalker#7555

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 63

rotund schooner May 24, 2023, 12:02 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:02 AM

#

skywalker#7555

A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is Cash 263

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 12:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:54 AM

#

Lylaqe#6969

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash 265

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 12:54 AM

#

it’s that easy

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash 89

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

hollow oracle it’s that easy

sounds like a fun time

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You are weirdly good with your hands, have Cash 342

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

weirdly good? it's all in the plans

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:07 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You pose as a plumber and rob a wealthy couple's home while they're on vacation, getting away with Cash 496 worth of valuables.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:07 AM

#

yayy

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 1:09 AM

#

signal cloak sounds like a fun time

my speciality is fun times

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:09 AM

#

._.

#

what's your balance?

#

/Rob @hollow oracle

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:10 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

check You robbed Cash 752 from Lylaqe#6969.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:10 AM

#

mine

#

😉

#

I'll pay you back another time

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 1:13 AM

#

how dare u

#

my prostitution money

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:15 AM

#

I'll pay you back

#

it's for my Mango farm

#

I'll pay you back in 752 mangos

#

that's £1 a Mango

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:16 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash 95

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:17 AM

#

I'll give you 100 if I win on roulette

#

there you go

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:26 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 12 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:26 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:26 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash 53

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:33 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:33 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 54 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:33 AM

#

._.

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:42 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 81

spice raven May 24, 2023, 1:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:48 AM

#

QwazyisCool#6621

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash 79

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:51 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 47 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:51 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:52 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:52 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 91 for your efforts!

remote wyvern May 24, 2023, 2:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:10 AM

#

XXShadowKillerPlayzXx#5920

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 92

burnt kayak May 24, 2023, 2:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:15 AM

#

LiteralMETA4#7236

You work in Greggs and earn Cash 89

burnt kayak May 24, 2023, 2:16 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:16 AM

#

LiteralMETA4#7236

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 133!

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 2:28 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:28 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You work as a janitor and earn Cash 60

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash 52.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 218.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined Cash 585

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:37 AM

#

sjhdkwuhx

#

/Rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:38 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 32 minutes.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:38 AM

#

._.

#

this is awkward

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:47 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot work for 12 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:47 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash 76

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:50 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 47 minutes and 22 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:10 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 94

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:11 AM

#

/Rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:11 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined Cash 328.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:11 AM

#

feudghdyydhgthg

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 3:30 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:30 AM

#

The friend#1030

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash 77.

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 3:30 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:30 AM

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The friend#1030

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash 383 fine!

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 3:30 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:30 AM

#

The friend#1030

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash 378.

distant lagoon May 24, 2023, 4:31 AM

#

/rob @signal cloak

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:31 AM

#

carpiss for president#2905

xmark You attempted to rob SquareMelonToes#3174, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

distant lagoon May 24, 2023, 4:31 AM

#

dammit

leaden flare May 24, 2023, 4:49 AM

#

/rob @distant lagoon

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:49 AM

#

kindred#4683

xmark You attempted to rob carpiss for president#2905, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 5:09 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:09 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You got out of bed. Have Cash 89

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 5:09 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:09 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose Cash 234.

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 5:09 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:09 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You steal your boss's stapler and sell it to a co-worker for Cash 422

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 6:43 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:43 AM

#

mop#4854

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is Cash 440.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 6:43 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:43 AM

#

mop#4854

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you Cash 173 in order to keep quiet about it.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 6:43 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:43 AM

#

mop#4854

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash 56

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 7:59 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:59 AM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make Cash 91 for your dedication to dental hygiene.

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 7:59 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:59 AM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a Cash 330 fine!

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 7:59 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:59 AM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You suck some toes and earn Cash 235

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 9:11 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:11 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash 99 for your contributions !

hidden elm May 24, 2023, 9:20 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:20 AM

#

Spectrovenator_#7159

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash 56.

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 9:39 AM

#

/work

hidden elm May 24, 2023, 9:40 AM

#

/work

#

uh

#

the bot broke

#

@silent gale

#

/work

#

uhhhhh

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 9:41 AM

#

Seems so

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 10:11 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:11 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid Cash 69 for sorting jelly beans by color.

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 10:11 AM

#

69!!!

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:11 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You steal a statue from a public park and sell it to a collector for Cash 425

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 10:12 AM

#

Les gooo!!!

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:12 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash 233 in donations!

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 10:12 AM

#

LES GOO BROO
Wait Im a man

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 10:53 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:53 AM

#

.ondrick#5259

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn Cash 86

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 10:53 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:53 AM

#

.ondrick#5259

You suck some toes and earn Cash 370

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 10:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:54 AM

#

Lylaqe#6969

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash 149.

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 10:54 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:54 AM

#

.ondrick#5259

You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined Cash 365!

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 10:54 AM

#

Gavin

#

/rob 580793082405060608

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:58 AM

#

.ondrick#5259

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Lylaqe#6969, and have been fined Cash 617.

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 10:58 AM

#

Uhm

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 11:21 AM

#

wicked hedge LES GOO BROO Wait Im a man

Found It

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 11:47 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 11:47 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You bought and sold items and profited Cash 61

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 11:47 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 11:48 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash 372

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 11:48 AM

#

._.

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 11:48 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for Cash 292

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 11:48 AM

#

gehdfruftnfug

#

/Rob @hollow oracle

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 11:48 AM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Lylaqe#6969, and have been fined Cash 555.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 11:48 AM

#

._.

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 11:54 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 11:54 AM

#

Lylaqe#6969

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash 381!

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 11:54 AM

#

gothfemspin

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 12:00 PM

#

your daddy?

#

Which one

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:00 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You suggest something good and get rewarded Cash 96

low mantle May 24, 2023, 12:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:20 PM

#

crisps#3092

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 60

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 12:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:31 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 69

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 12:31 PM

#

yay 69

#

/slur

#

wkuskh2vd

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:31 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 4 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 12:32 PM

#

-_-

hallow heart May 24, 2023, 12:57 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 12:57 PM

#

Joshua <3#0001

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 284

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 1:00 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:00 PM

#

Lylaqe#6969

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you Cash 319!

peak cosmos May 24, 2023, 1:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:01 PM

#

John Marston#8531

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash 85 for doing his job.

peak cosmos May 24, 2023, 1:01 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:01 PM

#

John Marston#8531

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined Cash 525

peak cosmos May 24, 2023, 1:01 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:01 PM

#

John Marston#8531

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash 275 for their medical fees.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:12 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash 53

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:12 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:12 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you Cash 280 after.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:12 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:12 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a Cash 394 fine!

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:15 PM

#

/Rob @late moss

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:15 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 33 minutes and 11 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 1:15 PM

#

...

pearl moth May 24, 2023, 1:28 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:28 PM

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moon.#5123

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 78

pearl moth May 24, 2023, 1:28 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:28 PM

#

moon.#5123

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 273!

pearl moth May 24, 2023, 1:28 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:28 PM

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moon.#5123

You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for Cash 263

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 1:34 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 1:34 PM

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Baine406#5491

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 83.

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 2:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:03 PM

#

Lylaqe#6969

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash 148 in total.

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 2:33 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:33 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash 88.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 2:35 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:35 PM

#

mop#4854

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you Cash 51 for your hard work

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 2:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:35 PM

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mop#4854

You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined Cash 494.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 2:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:35 PM

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mop#4854

You give excellent head and earn a solid Cash 230.

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 2:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:58 PM

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The friend#1030

You do some work around the house for Cash 68

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:59 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 2:59 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You dig around in your yard and gain Cash 91

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 2:59 PM

#

/crime

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:00 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined Cash 496

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:00 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:00 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you Cash 354 to stop because that's weird.

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 3:02 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:02 PM

#

The friend#1030

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you Cash 143

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 3:02 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:02 PM

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The friend#1030

You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste Cash 411 on getting high.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:03 PM

#

😂

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 3:04 PM

#

bruh

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 3:06 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:06 PM

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Lylaqe#6969

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash 307.

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 3:06 PM

#

3162marinpissed

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 3:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:08 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash 68 for your efforts!

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 3:08 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:08 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay Cash 389 to get it repaired.

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 3:08 PM

#

hosea

#

/Crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:08 PM

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.ondrick#5259

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 454.

analog nymph May 24, 2023, 3:09 PM

#

can one of my fucking crimes work

hollow oracle May 24, 2023, 3:15 PM

#

I think the chance is so small

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:52 PM

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/xrime

#

I can spell I swear

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 3:52 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 8 minutes and 15 seconds.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 3:52 PM

#

beuvva

craggy jetty May 24, 2023, 4:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:05 PM

#

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as a cookie cutter and earn Cash 70.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 4:07 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:07 PM

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mop#4854

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash 57

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 4:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:07 PM

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mop#4854

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash 451

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 4:07 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:07 PM

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mop#4854

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn Cash 337

craggy jetty May 24, 2023, 4:12 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:12 PM

#

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 4:18 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:18 PM

#

The friend#1030

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash 69

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 4:18 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:18 PM

#

The friend#1030

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 143 from the men.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 4:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:38 PM

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SquareMelonToes#3174

You were farming and earned Cash 71

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 4:38 PM

#

Simple

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:38 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You were caught vandalising a public restroom and have been fined Cash 290.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 4:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:39 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined Cash 236

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 4:39 PM

#

:/

#

/Rob @craggy jetty

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:39 PM

#

SquareMelonToes#3174

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794, and have been fined Cash 277.

signal cloak May 24, 2023, 4:39 PM

#

...

craggy jetty May 24, 2023, 4:40 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:40 PM

#

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash 100

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 4:49 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:49 PM

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The friend#1030

You sell your crab for Cash 61, you monster

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 4:50 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:50 PM

#

The friend#1030

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 23 seconds.

hidden elm May 24, 2023, 4:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 4:56 PM

#

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a professional apologiser and earn Cash 66

hidden elm May 24, 2023, 4:56 PM

#

signal cloak ...

your plans never work, Dutch

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 5:14 PM

#

/sut

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:14 PM

#

The friend#1030

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 5:14 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:14 PM

#

The friend#1030

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 94

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 5:14 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:14 PM

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The friend#1030

You were caught illegally fishing and have been fined Cash 311.

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 5:45 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 5:45 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid Cash 82 and given a bottle of wine.

sick cosmos May 24, 2023, 6:16 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:16 PM

#

𝒢entleman#9529

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make Cash 87.

sick cosmos May 24, 2023, 6:16 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:16 PM

#

𝒢entleman#9529

You work at the strip club and earn Cash 134.

sick cosmos May 24, 2023, 6:16 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:16 PM

#

𝒢entleman#9529

You steal a hobo's money jar for Cash 312

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 6:41 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:41 PM

#

The friend#1030

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash 67.

unique raptor May 24, 2023, 6:41 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:41 PM

#

The friend#1030

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 186 from the client

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 6:43 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:43 PM

#

mop#4854

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined Cash 263

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 6:43 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:43 PM

#

mop#4854

You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined Cash 223

hidden elm May 24, 2023, 6:59 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 6:59 PM

#

Spectrovenator_#7159

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make Cash 86.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 7:00 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:00 PM

#

mop#4854

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash 82

ruby void May 24, 2023, 7:11 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:11 PM

#

QueenHoneyBee01#9359

Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts Cash 686 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.

ruby void May 24, 2023, 7:11 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:11 PM

#

QueenHoneyBee01#9359

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 89

ruby void May 24, 2023, 7:11 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:11 PM

#

QueenHoneyBee01#9359

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged Cash 144 for their medical fees.

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 7:20 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:20 PM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining Cash 81

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 7:20 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:20 PM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost Cash 571.

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 7:20 PM

#

Fuck

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:21 PM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Blu!#5652, and have been fined Cash 561.

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 7:21 PM

#

Shit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:21 PM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 291

wicked hedge May 24, 2023, 7:21 PM

#

Good

fleet patio May 24, 2023, 7:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:38 PM

#

Rip Van Winkle#2100

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 65

fleet patio May 24, 2023, 7:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:38 PM

#

Rip Van Winkle#2100

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 116 and maybe chlamydia.

fleet patio May 24, 2023, 7:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 7:38 PM

#

Rip Van Winkle#2100

You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of Cash 304

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 8:08 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:08 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made Cash 68

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 8:33 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:33 PM

#

mop#4854

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash 449 to restore your save file.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 8:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:33 PM

#

mop#4854

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 328

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 8:46 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:46 PM

#

Busyier#4153

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash 71. Congrats!

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 8:46 PM

#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:46 PM

#

Busyier#4153

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 8:46 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:46 PM

#

Busyier#4153

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay Cash 271

light mango May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

Mali Leon#3610

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined Cash 200.

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

/money

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

Busyier#4153

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

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Busyier#4153

You post nudes on the internet for Cash 159

light mango May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

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Mali Leon#3610

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash 0.

ripe badger May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 8:47 PM

#

Busyier#4153

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 26 seconds.

broken sorrel May 24, 2023, 9:32 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:32 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for Cash 72

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 9:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash 51

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You hack into the mainframe, getting Cash 478 in the process

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 255

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 9:35 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:35 PM

#

mop#4854

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 367

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 9:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:35 PM

#

mop#4854

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay Cash 325 for bail!

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 9:36 PM

#

Bro I'm never successful with these crimes 💀

#

/rob @fathom terrace

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:36 PM

#

mop#4854

xmark You attempted to rob Mcfly2512#5722, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

sweet robin May 24, 2023, 9:36 PM

#

I give up

#

Don't take it personally

craggy jetty May 24, 2023, 9:40 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 9:40 PM

#

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 100.

fathom terrace May 24, 2023, 10:17 PM

#

sweet robin /rob <@905422674581409814>

I feel bad ima just give ya like 200

copper gorge May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

coffee#8971

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash 204 on your way out of the locker room.

copper gorge May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

coffee#8971

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 95

copper gorge May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

coffee#8971

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash 540

distant lagoon May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

sweet robin Don't take it personally

/rob @sweet robin

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

carpiss for president#2905

check You robbed Cash 160 from mop#4854.

distant lagoon May 24, 2023, 10:53 PM

#

💀💀 shit

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 24, 2023, 10:54 PM

#

carpiss for president#2905

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash 202 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 12:13 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:13 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash 89

hidden elm May 25, 2023, 12:49 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:49 AM

#

Spectrovenator_#7159

You develop games and earn Cash 91.

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 2:09 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 2:09 AM

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Baine406#5491

You host a fine wine tasting event and get Cash 97

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 2:53 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 2:53 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash 64

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 3:09 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 3:09 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You're a professional unicorn wrangler and spend your days herding the mythical creatures. You make Cash 82 for your expertise in unicorn management.

craggy jetty May 25, 2023, 4:01 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:01 AM

#

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 91

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 4:40 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:40 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth Cash 86.

wanton pecan May 25, 2023, 4:55 AM

#

/money

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:55 AM

#

PaigeBrook#8000

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn Cash 94.

wanton pecan May 25, 2023, 4:55 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:55 AM

#

PaigeBrook#8000

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 150

mellow kettle May 25, 2023, 4:55 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:55 AM

#

Vincentius#3598

You take part in a medical research study and get paid Cash 95 for your participation.

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 5:08 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:08 AM

#

Baine406#5491

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash 65

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning Cash 90 as a reward.

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you Cash 318.

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

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Wtf

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Im not paying

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Fuck off teacher

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

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𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you Cash 643.

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 5:46 AM

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Im not that fucking dumb

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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YourLocalCunt420#7208

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for Cash 91.

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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YourLocalCunt420#7208

You couldn't get it up and lost Cash 256

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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YourLocalCunt420#7208

You did a crime and got Cash 284 from it :/

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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/rob @wanton pecan

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:36 AM

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YourLocalCunt420#7208

xmark You attempted to rob PaigeBrook#8000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 9:40 AM

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/rob @true ravine

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:40 AM

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YourLocalCunt420#7208

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 9:41 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:41 AM

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YourLocalCunt420#7208

stopwatch You cannot work for 5 minutes and 3 seconds.

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 9:51 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:51 AM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash 52

bitter inlet May 25, 2023, 9:52 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:52 AM

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pomelloe#9046

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash 52 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 10:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:04 AM

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𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You make a living selling weed for Cash 87 a day

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 10:05 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:05 AM

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𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash 100.

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 10:05 AM

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Tf

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:05 AM

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𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal Cash 425

wicked hedge May 25, 2023, 10:05 AM

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Les go

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 12:45 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:45 PM

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Busyier#4153

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 281

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 12:45 PM

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/steal

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/Crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:45 PM

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Busyier#4153

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for Cash 355 on the market

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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Busyier#4153

You got out of bed. Have Cash 51

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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/work

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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Busyier#4153

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 7 seconds.

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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Busyier#4153

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 49 seconds.

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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/rob @bitter inlet

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 12:50 PM

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Busyier#4153

check You robbed Cash 12 from pomelloe#9046.

hidden elm May 25, 2023, 2:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 2:02 PM

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Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 71

unique raptor May 25, 2023, 3:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 3:44 PM

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The friend#1030

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid Cash 90 for doing it

unique raptor May 25, 2023, 3:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 3:44 PM

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The friend#1030

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 302

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 4:00 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:00 PM

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mop#4854

You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of Cash 578!

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 4:01 PM

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Damn sorry patrick

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:01 PM

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mop#4854

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 159 in a baggie next to you.

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 4:16 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 4:16 PM

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Dior#5630

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 84

ripe badger May 25, 2023, 4:16 PM

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/lb

sick cosmos May 25, 2023, 5:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:02 PM

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𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain Cash 95

sick cosmos May 25, 2023, 5:02 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:02 PM

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𝒢entleman#9529

You sell your kidney on the black market for Cash 642

sick cosmos May 25, 2023, 5:02 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:02 PM

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𝒢entleman#9529

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash 199.

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 5:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:08 PM

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Baine406#5491

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive Cash 87

craggy jetty May 25, 2023, 5:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 5:11 PM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash 90

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 6:20 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 6:20 PM

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mop#4854

You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for Cash 355

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 6:20 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 6:20 PM

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mop#4854

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 254

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 7:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:00 PM

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mop#4854

You got featured and won Cash 77

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 7:00 PM

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Let's go

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 7:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:21 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 98

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 7:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:21 PM

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mop#4854

You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid Cash 65!

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 7:21 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:21 PM

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mop#4854

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash 168.

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 7:22 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:22 PM

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mop#4854

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for Cash 351.

fathom terrace May 25, 2023, 7:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:58 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 55.

fathom terrace May 25, 2023, 7:58 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:58 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You steal a famous musician's guitar and sell it to a fan for Cash 465

fathom terrace May 25, 2023, 7:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 7:58 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in Cash 254

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 8:37 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 8:37 PM

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mop#4854

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal Cash 692!

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 8:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 8:37 PM

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mop#4854

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash 174, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 8:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 8:38 PM

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mop#4854

You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make Cash 68 for your dedication to laziness.

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 8:39 PM

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Nah 💀

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The hell happened with the slut command

ruby void May 25, 2023, 9:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:26 PM

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QueenHoneyBee01#9359

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 57!

ruby void May 25, 2023, 9:26 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:26 PM

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QueenHoneyBee01#9359

You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you Cash 528

ruby void May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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QueenHoneyBee01#9359

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 141 in hospital fees.

fathom terrace May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 50 for the hard work

fathom terrace May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash 372

fathom terrace May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:27 PM

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Mcfly2512#5722

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 379.

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 9:40 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:40 PM

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mop#4854

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash 556 in hospital expenses...

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 9:40 PM

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Bro

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 9:40 PM

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mop#4854

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 324 for child support before disownment.

sweet robin May 25, 2023, 9:40 PM

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BRO

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hosea

craggy jetty May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash 75

versed fern May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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lolurlocalidiot#4372

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash 57

versed fern May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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lolurlocalidiot#4372

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash 324 from the client

versed fern May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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WOO

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

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lolurlocalidiot#4372

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash 581, luckily you aren't reported.

versed fern May 25, 2023, 10:40 PM

#

that was short lived

broken sorrel May 25, 2023, 11:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 25, 2023, 11:25 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn Cash 81

broken sorrel May 26, 2023, 4:46 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:46 AM

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Baine406#5491

You get a commission request, the payment is Cash 78.

broken yoke May 26, 2023, 4:54 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:54 AM

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Jardani Jovonovich#3094

You work as the namer of clouds and earn Cash 71

broken yoke May 26, 2023, 4:54 AM

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/deposit all

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:55 AM

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Jardani Jovonovich#3094

The police randomly stop you and fine you Cash 505

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:47 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:47 AM

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mop#4854

You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed Cash 241.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:47 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:47 AM

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mop#4854

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined Cash 313

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:47 AM

#

Brooo

wicked hedge May 26, 2023, 7:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 7:10 AM

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𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 67.

wicked hedge May 26, 2023, 7:10 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 7:10 AM

#

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to Cash 108.

wicked hedge May 26, 2023, 7:10 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 7:10 AM

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𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱#3874

You find a wallet on the ground containing Cash 656. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 2:16 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 2:16 PM

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mop#4854

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash 462.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 2:16 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 2:16 PM

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mop#4854

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 108, have fun

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 2:16 PM

#

Tf

broken sorrel May 26, 2023, 2:27 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 2:27 PM

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Baine406#5491

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make Cash 87 for your insight into the future.

covert holly May 26, 2023, 3:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 3:10 PM

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Sirius~💙#7149

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 54

broken sorrel May 26, 2023, 4:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:13 PM

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Baine406#5491

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash 64 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

craggy jetty May 26, 2023, 4:17 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:17 PM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you Cash 95.

ripe badger May 26, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:33 PM

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Busyier#4153

You sneak into a zoo and steal a baby elephant, which you sell to a wealthy collector for Cash 412.

ripe badger May 26, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:33 PM

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Busyier#4153

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 198 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

ripe badger May 26, 2023, 4:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:34 PM

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Busyier#4153

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash 54

craggy jetty May 26, 2023, 4:40 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:40 PM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 54

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 4:59 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:59 PM

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mop#4854

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for Cash 293.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 4:59 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 4:59 PM

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mop#4854

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 287, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

broken sorrel May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

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Baine406#5491

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash 62

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

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mop#4854

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash 55!

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

#

mop#4854

You steal Cash 541 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

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mop#4854

You fucked up, and have been fined Cash 358

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 6:01 PM

#

Oh my days

fathom terrace May 26, 2023, 6:48 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:48 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you Cash 50, it must be your lucky day!

fathom terrace May 26, 2023, 6:48 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:48 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You hacked this server and got Cash 479.

fathom terrace May 26, 2023, 6:48 PM

#

Hahah

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 6:48 PM

#

Mcfly2512#5722

You fucked a traffic cone and found Cash 246 inside it

fathom terrace May 26, 2023, 6:49 PM

#

Tf

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

#

mop#4854

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn Cash 66 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

#

mop#4854

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 364 because they don't get paid enough

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

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mop#4854

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 381.

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 7:39 PM

#

Great

jaunty prism May 26, 2023, 8:01 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:01 PM

#

cup#1291

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash 68

jaunty prism May 26, 2023, 8:01 PM

#

/work

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:01 PM

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cup#1291

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

jaunty prism May 26, 2023, 8:01 PM

#

motherfucker let me work my buthole offfff..... grr....

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:02 PM

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cup#1291

Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose Cash 283.

jaunty prism May 26, 2023, 8:02 PM

#

how

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:02 PM

#

cup#1291

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

jaunty prism May 26, 2023, 8:02 PM

#

i will kill you

versed fern May 26, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

lolurlocalidiot#4372

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash 101

versed fern May 26, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

lolurlocalidiot#4372

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash 59.

versed fern May 26, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 8:24 PM

#

lolurlocalidiot#4372

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 160 because they don't get paid enough

proper saddle May 26, 2023, 9:31 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:31 PM

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husband#9506

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash 53

proper saddle May 26, 2023, 9:31 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:31 PM

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husband#9506

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash 202!

proper saddle May 26, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:33 PM

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husband#9506

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 49 seconds.

proper saddle May 26, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:33 PM

#

husband#9506

You steal a valuable book from a library and sell it to a collector for Cash 329

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 9:38 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:38 PM

#

mop#4854

You dress up as a superhero and rob a bank, escaping with Cash 541

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 9:38 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:38 PM

#

mop#4854

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 362 in return!

sweet robin May 26, 2023, 9:38 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 9:38 PM

#

mop#4854

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash 52!

hidden elm May 26, 2023, 11:54 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT May 26, 2023, 11:54 PM

#

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 89

hidden elm May 26, 2023, 11:54 PM

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hack moment

broken sorrel May 27, 2023, 2:20 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 2:20 AM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash 88

craggy jetty May 27, 2023, 3:01 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 3:01 AM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash 86

wanton pecan May 27, 2023, 3:09 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 3:09 AM

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PaigeBrook#8000

You find Cash 347 laying on the street and take it

wanton pecan May 27, 2023, 3:09 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 3:09 AM

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PaigeBrook#8000

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash 305 for a new one.

wanton pecan May 27, 2023, 3:09 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 3:09 AM

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PaigeBrook#8000

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash 93

craggy jetty May 27, 2023, 4:01 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 4:01 AM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as a wine taster and earn Cash 85

craggy jetty May 27, 2023, 4:31 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 4:31 AM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You made a great pun! Take this Cash 70.

craggy jetty May 27, 2023, 4:57 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 4:57 AM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash 59

sweet robin May 27, 2023, 7:08 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 7:08 AM

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mop#4854

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash 98!

sweet robin May 27, 2023, 7:08 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 7:08 AM

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mop#4854

You steal your neighbour's Wi-Fi and charge them Cash 473 for it

sweet robin May 27, 2023, 7:08 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 7:08 AM

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mop#4854

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 103

fleet patio May 27, 2023, 10:21 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 10:21 AM

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Rip Van Winkle#2100

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued Cash 358. Great job.

fleet patio May 27, 2023, 10:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 10:21 AM

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Rip Van Winkle#2100

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 74

fleet patio May 27, 2023, 10:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 10:21 AM

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Rip Van Winkle#2100

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash 165 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

broken sorrel May 27, 2023, 11:05 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 11:05 AM

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Baine406#5491

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 73 near one of the potatoes

broken sorrel May 27, 2023, 12:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 12:08 PM

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Baine406#5491

You help clean a horses stable for Cash 56

broken sorrel May 27, 2023, 12:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 12:53 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 72

timber kite May 27, 2023, 2:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT May 27, 2023, 2:07 PM

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haz_afrika#9073

You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed Cash 61.

timber kite May 27, 2023, 2:08 PM

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/work