back-room

[silent gale]

xPykes#7866

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn 97

Reply #11

[exotic monolith]

/crime

[silent gale]

xPykes#7866

You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab 318

Reply #88

[exotic monolith]

/slut

[silent gale]

xPykes#7866

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your 305.

Reply #636472

[exotic monolith]

/rob @topaz jetty

[silent gale]

xPykes#7866

You attempted to rob Miroshii#7030, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 82

Reply #77

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved 74!

Reply #636278

[sick cosmos]

/woek

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you 274.

Reply #635910

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work all day at the factory 53

Reply #636549

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as an onion chopper and get paid 54 for chopping onions in a restaurant.

Reply #4910413

[hidden elm]

BRUH

[snow quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 92

Reply #76

[snow quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 281.

Reply #636201

[snow quiver]

darn it

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 64

Reply #35

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You battled and gained 68.

Reply #636473

[snow quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 73

Reply #37

[snow quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You were caught hacking into someone's computer and have been fined 241.

Reply #4910556

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 71.

Reply #636060

[ruby hound]

/rob @snow quiver

[silent gale]

Luvs12#9123

You've been fined 14 for trying to rob a poor person.

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found 83 on the floor.

Reply #636029

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You find 99 randomly lying in the gutter

Reply #635890

[topaz jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent 373 to your Patreon

Reply #635975

[topaz jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You were caught vandalising and were fined 634

Reply #636256

[topaz jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You work as a circus clown and earn 77.

Reply #636448

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 100.

Reply #636531

[desert hound]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒮𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝓎𝒮𝒶𝓂𝓉𝑒𝓃#7346

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 84

Reply #636494

[desert hound]

/Crime

[silent gale]

𝒮𝒾𝓂𝓅𝓁𝓎𝒮𝒶𝓂𝓉𝑒𝓃#7346

You tried to cheat at a casino and have been fined 433.

Reply #4910544

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding 86. Congrats!

Reply #636450

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 58

Reply #43

[hidden elm]

why do i get almost nothing

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make 82.

Reply #4910425

[sacred lance]

/work

[silent gale]

Jeffrefer#5359

You receive a check of 97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[sacred lance]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jeffrefer#5359

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 118

Reply #636463

[snow quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 0 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[snow quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 58

Reply #12

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn 92

Reply #32

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you 92.

Reply #635924

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

[snow quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you 58 of stolen merchandise

Reply #636272

[snow quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You work hard all day and your boss pays you 84 after the pizzeria closes down.

Reply #636352

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a starving college student, you found 98 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[hidden elm]

what the fuck

theres no words to describe how cursed this is

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a zoologist and earn 70

Reply #26

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 94 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 304

Reply #635949

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a comedian and earn 62

Reply #29

[wanton pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 95

Reply #44

[wanton pecan]

/slut

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 121.

Reply #636452

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You rob a drug dealer and gain 664

Reply #636117

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 17 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a zoologist and earn 88

Reply #26

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 55!

Reply #636047

[finite orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

Draku#5415

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 66

Reply #635988

[finite orbit]

/work

[silent gale]

Draku#5415

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined 562

Reply #635959

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 96

Reply #636431

[sweet robin]

😭

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 351.

Reply #635908

[sweet robin]

Naaahhh

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 75 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[spare quest]

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 91

Reply #636378

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You were caught using a stolen bike and have been fined 106.

Reply #4910509

[spare quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

Your friend pays you 318 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth 93!

Reply #636343

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You rob the bank of Eternity for 629

Reply #635868

[sweet robin]

Sweet

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 44 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw 121 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

Reply #636453

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work in Greggs and earn 70

Reply #635899

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined 518.

Reply #4910550

[sweet robin]

Ain't no way

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 4 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You whip it out and manage to rake in 353

Reply #79

[obsidian path]

Wait wtf

[sweet robin]

Money is money 🤑

[obsidian zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You work as a professional traffic cone mover and get paid 74 for moving traffic cones on the road.

Reply #4910409

[obsidian zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

[obsidian zodiac]

/slut

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 311, have fun

Reply #635905

[obsidian zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You murdered your old CEO and found 434 in his jacket!

Reply #636141

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 86 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of 147, and you go ahead with it.

Reply #636421

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You assassinated an African drug lord for 264

Reply #635928

[snow quiver]

/crime

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find 569 on the way back.

Reply #636264

[snow quiver]

/work

[silent gale]

TakeAPic#8952

You found 53 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[obsidian zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 67.

Reply #55461

[obsidian zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 7 seconds.

[obsidian zodiac]

/slut

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 32 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a human statue and earn 92

Reply #58

[hidden elm]

Javier what the fuck

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You got cloned for science. You earned 96

Reply #635872

[sweet robin]

You gotta do what you gotta do

[hidden elm]

just work bro

or rob

i didnt save you in guarma for you to become a slut

[sweet robin]

Ok, I will take your advice, thank you

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 50 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 7 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Nahh

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 90 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[obsidian zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool 590.

Reply #636115

[obsidian zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 61 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 72 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[obsidian zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 86

Reply #636079

[obsidian zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

Weetle#6378

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 633 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[stiff vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Rival#4166

You eat bananas for a living and get 83

Reply #636535

[stiff vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

Rival#4166

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 146 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[stiff vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Rival#4166

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 90

Reply #636385

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 264!

Reply #636501

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You sell your first mixtape and earn 597

Reply #636147

[sick cosmos]

/rob

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

[sick cosmos]

/rob dark_tekila#7276

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You were caught attempting to rob dark_tekila#7276, and have been fined 680.

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn 54

Reply #38

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 18 seconds.

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 31 seconds.

[stiff vigil]

/work

[silent gale]

Rival#4166

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 64

Reply #4

[stiff vigil]

/slut

[silent gale]

Rival#4166

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you 325 to stop because that's weird.

Reply #636350

[stiff vigil]

/crime

[silent gale]

Rival#4166

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 189.

Reply #636201

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sweep the floor and get paid 97

Reply #636337

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 646 in it

Reply #636145

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 78

Reply #636353

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 333.

Reply #636054

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You lied on your tax return and have been fined 530.

Reply #4910539

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 84.

Reply #636412

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at 256.

Reply #55466

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 82.

Reply #636031

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 39 seconds.

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You worked overtime for 67

Reply #636536

[sick cosmos]

/crlme

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get 601

Reply #636189

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 611

Reply #636493

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 93 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 51

Reply #636441

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work at a lamp store and earn 89

Reply #635947

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

The cops start chasing you, and 643 falls out of your pocket!

Reply #636522

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned 66

Reply #636441

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a parkour specialist and earn 68

Reply #9

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work in Greggs and earn 99

Reply #635899

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make 85 for your insight into the future.

Reply #4910391

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for 569

Reply #636177

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 68.

Reply #636060

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 84.

Reply #636258

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You chopped down a government-protected tree and found 621 in it!

Reply #636219

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as the president and earn 74

Reply #65

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 100

Reply #37

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You pickpocket a candy person for 328

Reply #636548

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You go down on that rich kid and earn 222

Reply #635900

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You receive a check of 51 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a 698 fine.

Reply #635888

[sweet robin]

💀

[sick cosmos]

Xd

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sell bananas for 67

Reply #834708

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 52

Reply #35

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You clean the chimney and find 59.

Reply #636287

[hidden elm]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay 227 to fix your leg

Reply #636011

[hidden elm]

NO

FUCK

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 82

Reply #636353

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as the head of elephants and earn 53

Reply #7

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined 664 for offending the soccer mom.

Reply #834632

[sweet robin]

Ain't no way bro 💀

[main terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You work as a street performer and earn 98

Reply #636362

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 92 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You go dumpster diving and find a valuable item worth 83.

Reply #4910431

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 74 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 69

Reply #10

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined 677

Reply #636218

[sweet robin]

Oh my god

💀

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn 74

Reply #76

[inner turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 76

Reply #636378

stonks#4067

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.

[inner turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You were caught stealing copper wire from an abandoned building and have been fined 276.

Reply #4910549

[inner turtle]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took 0 from you.

Reply #636525

stonks#4067

You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 27 seconds.

[inner turtle]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You cannot be a slut for 56 minutes and 47 seconds.

[wanton pecan]

/crime

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for 414

Reply #636006

SmittyCheezy#8620

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up 291

Reply #7034

[wanton pecan]

/slut

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 155.

Reply #635923

[wanton pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You sell your crab for 56, you monster

Reply #635944

[spare quest]

/rob @inner turtle

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You've been fined 473 for trying to rob a poor person.

[spare quest]

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 56

Reply #54

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You work for a hacking association and earn 470

Reply #636207

[hexed barn]

/work

[silent gale]

Fishwo90#1320

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 90 😃

Reply #636401

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 56

Reply #636378

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was 343 in it

Reply #636145

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 351.

Reply #635908

[sweet robin]

I just need cash man

[spare quest]

Actual noob at sex

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 74

Reply #46

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 501

Reply #636131

[spare quest]

God

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 347

Reply #635974

[spare quest]

@sweet robin That is how it is done

[sweet robin]

Ain't no way

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned 147

Reply #635871

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sell your crab for 71, you monster

Reply #635944

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is 369.

Reply #636162

[sweet robin]

Sweet

[inner turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 61

Reply #635864

[inner turtle]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost 61

Reply #635999

[inner turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined 0

Reply #635976

[inner turtle]

/bal

/despoit all

[ripe oxide]

/crime

[silent gale]

Hidden quantum#2574

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined 205

Reply #636132

[ripe oxide]

/slut

[silent gale]

Hidden quantum#2574

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 0.

Reply #55474

[ripe oxide]

/work

[silent gale]

Hidden quantum#2574

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 62

Reply #78

[spare quest]

HAH

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly 72 was earned.

Reply #203821

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 7 seconds.

[spare quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 8 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional sleeper and earn 93

Reply #42

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You clean off the tables and get paid 53

Reply #636359

[spare quest]

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You got out of bed. Have 64

Reply #635934

[spare quest]

/rob @sweet robin

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You attempted to rob mop#4854, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sweet robin]

Hahaha

[spare quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 134

Reply #177

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for 489

Reply #4910488

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You made a great pun! Take this 97.

Reply #636539

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed 268

Reply #636033

[sweet robin]

Fuck

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 388.

Reply #55475

[sweet robin]

Ain't no way

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a personal shopper and earn 78

Reply #52

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain 57

Reply #636390

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a model and earn 53

Reply #18

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You take part in a Civil War battle and earn 66 for your team winning!

Reply #636319

[sweet robin]

/rob @spare quest

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You attempted to rob SmittyCheezy#8620, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

[sweet robin]

Woops

[spare quest]

Actual noob

[sweet robin]

False

[spare quest]

Thought you could take my money

[sweet robin]

And you thought you could take mine

[spare quest]

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You work as a high school student with no life. Have 79 because we pity you.

Reply #7000

[sweet robin]

/rob @spare quest

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 31 minutes.

[sweet robin]

Nah

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You commit a heist and manage to take 395

Reply #84

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You bake cupcakes and receive 68

Reply #636341

[spare quest]

LETS GO

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 655 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[spare quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 347.

Reply #636291

[sweet robin]

No way

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 120... yikes

Reply #635967

[spare quest]

Rip

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 minutes and 28 seconds.

[sweet robin]

Sneaky

[spare quest]

Yeah

Dude had over 1k on wallet

Or haves

[sweet robin]

Nah bro I need some of that money aswell 💀

[spare quest]

Me to

[sweet robin]

I say we both rob him when we can

[spare quest]

I agree

41 more minutes

[sweet robin]

1 hour and 31 minutes 💀

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 54 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 74 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sold fish sandwiches and earned 81 in profits

Reply #838133

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You get a commission request, the payment is 67.

Reply #636379

[spare quest]

/rob @bitter lodge

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You were caught attempting to rob TReid1996#8268, and have been fined 383.

[spare quest]

@sweet robin Son of a bitch

[bitter lodge]

You deserve it.

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 66 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 84 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as an ear cleaner and earn 67

Reply #44

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 80.

Reply #635990

[hidden elm]

lol what

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 53 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 90!

Reply #636413

[hidden elm]

i tought i got 1000 money

bruh

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 64!

Reply #636293

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a pumpkin picker 60

Reply #6069

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You worked for the Police and earned 96

Reply #636538

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 52 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 59

Reply #78

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make 65 for your therapeutic skills.

Reply #4910396

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You break into a candy store and steal all the chocolate, selling it on the black market for 571

Reply #4910488

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 239

Reply #636070

[sick cosmos]

/eork

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 57

Reply #838252

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn 96 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.

Reply #4910408

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/rob @bitter lodge

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught attempting to rob TReid1996#8268, and have been fined 648.

[sweet robin]

@spare quest woops

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You cannot commit a crime for 1 second.

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You steal an apple from the market for 367

Reply #636302

[sick cosmos]

Xd

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 242.

Reply #636010

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 63 for watching.

Reply #636345

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of 505, which probably means that the "business" went well.

Reply #636263

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 327 in one night.

Reply #636466

[sweet robin]

Let's go

[inner turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 75 for doing it

Reply #636462

[inner turtle]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You go down on that rich kid and earn 376

Reply #635900

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 88 for your services.

Reply #636364

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 242 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined 448

Reply #636183

[topaz jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 65.

Reply #636057

[topaz jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay 308 for bail!

Reply #636248

[topaz jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You get paid 215 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[topaz jetty]

/bal

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 80 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[coarse umbra]

/work

[silent gale]

preed923#1299

You serve the customers and receive 66

Reply #636348

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 82

Reply #1

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you 355

Reply #636002

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a 542 fine!

Reply #635896

[sick cosmos]

what

[raw girder]

/crime

[silent gale]

PlaXXled#3594

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost 349.

Reply #636134

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You do some work around the house for 93

Reply #41920

[main terrace]

/crie

/crime

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost 268

Reply #635866

[main terrace]

/slut

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of 297

Reply #636070

[main terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You're a professional daydreamer and spend your days lost in your own thoughts. You make 99 for your vivid imagination.

Reply #4910393

[main terrace]

/rob @broken sorrel

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined 396.

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 93, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for 551!

Reply #636315

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 96

Reply #635988

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 58.

Reply #636509

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make 64 from your gullible followers.

Reply #4910388

[topaz jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 64

Reply #636015

[topaz jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 160!

Reply #636501

[topaz jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You steal a celebrity's personal diary and sell it to a gossip magazine for 285.

Reply #4910526

[main terrace]

/crime

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 574

Reply #636190

[main terrace]

/slut

[silent gale]

" "#0010

Your friend pays you 120 for you to worship her feet

Reply #636061

[main terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

" "#0010

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you 89.

Reply #834680

[hidden elm]

do you have the slightest idea of how lucky you are?

[topaz jetty]

?

[hidden elm]

bro u did crime slut and work at the same time and none failed

[topaz jetty]

That’s rare?

[hidden elm]

yes

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 61 for it.

Reply #636518

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 2 seconds.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 56 for your services.

Reply #636364

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 688.

Reply #636407

[sweet robin]

Nah 💀

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You have a good night out and earn 229.

Reply #635940

[inner turtle]

/work

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You work as a human statue and earn 55

Reply #58

[inner turtle]

/crime

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 422 for damages

Reply #636324

[inner turtle]

/slut

[silent gale]

stonks#4067

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined 84 to get it cured.

Reply #635884

[spare quest]

Rip

[sweet robin]

We tried but failed

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 55

Reply #21

[spare quest]

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 73!

Reply #636414

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined 525.

Reply #4910558

[spare quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 177 in donations!

Reply #636030

[spare quest]

My god.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 63 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You hack into a social media account and post embarrassing content, demanding 264 to remove it

Reply #4910473

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for 307.

Reply #636452

[sweet robin]

Sweet

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found 64 near one of the potatoes

Reply #906378

[fathom terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

You work as a head receiver and earn 62

Reply #22

[fathom terrace]

/Crime

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate 268 to the orphanage.

Reply #636004

[fathom terrace]

Bruh now im in debt

/work

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 4 seconds.

[fathom terrace]

/crime

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 9 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You put your nose to the grindstone and earned 87.

Reply #636429

[rancid wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

Jeryto10#7994

You serve the customers and receive 84

Reply #636348

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 72

Reply #636385

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 58

Reply #636374

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined 302

Reply #636103

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to 251.

Reply #636479

[sweet robin]

You've got to be joking

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 57

Reply #636349

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You steal lamps for 367

Reply #635941

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 240.

Reply #636527

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a starving college student, you found 98 on the ground.

Reply #636396

[unborn shale]

/work

[silent gale]

Tomate_pédestre#9195

You made a great pun! Take this 90.

Reply #636539

[unborn shale]

/crime

[silent gale]

Tomate_pédestre#9195

You were caught smoking in a non-smoking area and have been fined 541.

Reply #4910545

[unborn shale]

/work

[silent gale]

Tomate_pédestre#9195

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.

[unborn shale]

/slut

[silent gale]

Tomate_pédestre#9195

Your pimp gives you an extra 143

Reply #636546

[rancid wharf]

/slut

[silent gale]

Jeryto10#7994

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of 315!

Reply #636331

[rancid wharf]

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

A sudden gust of wind blows 89 in your direction.

Reply #636383

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You steal your neighbour's garden gnome and sell it on eBay for 400

Reply #4910479

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn 239.

Reply #636527

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining 85

Reply #636385

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a sandwich artist and earn 92

Reply #4

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn 76

Reply #37

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect 168 in one night.

Reply #636466

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for 334.

Reply #636174

[sweet robin]

Let's goo

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You do some work around the house for 70

Reply #41920

[sweet robin]

/rob @sick cosmos

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You robbed 18 from 𝒢entleman#9529.

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You went to work and gained 83

Reply #636510

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 84

Reply #75

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 63.

Reply #636369

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You sweep the floor and get paid 75

Reply #636337

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her 198.

Reply #636010

[sweet robin]

Crap

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You raided the enemy tribe and got 630

Reply #636148

[sweet robin]

Nice

[fathom terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid 52.

Reply #635917

[fathom terrace]

/crime

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for 507

Reply #636130

[fathom terrace]

Eyy

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You did a fundraiser and raised 65

Reply #834686

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a fake bus passenger and earn 51 for filling up empty seats on the bus.

Reply #4910416

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught making shitty memes and lost 551

Reply #636131

[sweet robin]

Nah

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay 281

Reply #176

[sweet robin]

Nahhh

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a janitor and earn 63

Reply #74

[high anvil]

/work

[silent gale]

Monkey Seller#0771

You work as a beefeater and earn 96

Reply #56

[high anvil]

/crime

[silent gale]

Monkey Seller#0771

You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined 397

Reply #635976

[high anvil]

bruh

[ripe badger]

/work

[silent gale]

PhantomLord#2372

You work as a police officer and earn 92

Reply #66

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

PhantomLord#2372

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 670.

Reply #4910503

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 92.

Reply #636512

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 50 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[crimson skiff]

/work

[silent gale]

TheGamingBear2022#0866

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 86

Reply #1

[crimson skiff]

/work

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 81.

Reply #636031

[topaz jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 100.

Reply #4910428

[topaz jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

Your condom supply runs out and you pay 123 to restock.

Reply #636003

[topaz jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for 398

Reply #838120

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 81

Reply #636511

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up 504

Reply #636445

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 217

Reply #1441157

[sweet robin]

What the hell did I do 💀

[topaz jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 76, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[topaz jetty]

/slut

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost 238

Reply #635925

[topaz jetty]

/crime

[silent gale]

Miroshii#7030

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you 567.

Reply #636182

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 100

Reply #5

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 88

Reply #75

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 86

Reply #31

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make 52 for your lack of effort.

Reply #4910387

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 63

Reply #2

[cunning tangle]

/work

[silent gale]

BadDomin8r54#2408

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 57

Reply #636353

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly 50.

Reply #55461

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 247

Reply #635964

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined 289.

Reply #4910531

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 54

Reply #33

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 76.

Reply #636057

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you 72

Reply #636090

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 53 as in return!

Reply #636372

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost 374

Reply #636376

[sweet robin]

Bro

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 160.

Reply #635906

[gaunt tiger]

/crime

[silent gale]

its.J-A-C-K#6818

You loiter and are fined 200.

Reply #636309

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 82.

Reply #55462

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 93 😃

Reply #636401

[worn moss]

/work

[silent gale]

de eye of eyeness#1998

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 56 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[worn moss]

/slut

[silent gale]

de eye of eyeness#1998

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you 267

Reply #635974

[worn moss]

/crime

[silent gale]

de eye of eyeness#1998

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a 676 fine!

Reply #635994

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 81

Reply #635902

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn 80

Reply #21

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You get a commission request, the payment is 60.

Reply #636379

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You participate in a psychological experiment and earn 54 for your participation.

Reply #4910440

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is 95!

Reply #636316

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You fucked a traffic cone and found 279 inside it

Reply #636329

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You were caught in the act, and fined 540

Reply #636009

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned 62

Reply #636469

[rancid wharf]

/work

[silent gale]

Jeryto10#7994

You went to work and gained 81

Reply #636510

[broken sorrel]

/WORK

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a pet food taster and earn 99.

Reply #4910439

[fathom terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of 90 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

Reply #636363

[fathom terrace]

/crime

[silent gale]

Mcfly2512#5722

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay 377 in legal fees trying to clear your name

Reply #636276

[fathom terrace]

NOO

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 87

Reply #636035

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as an iceberg mover and earn 78

Reply #31

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You worked for the Police and earned 89

Reply #636538

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay 385.

Reply #636277

[sweet robin]

Nah

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You post nudes on the internet for 391

Reply #636120

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a taste tester for a candy company and make 65.

Reply #4910434

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 62.

Reply #636031

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole 669 from you!

Reply #635931

[sweet robin]

Oh my god

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse, 243 went down your toilet

Reply #636032

[sweet robin]

Nahhh 💀

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 50 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[spice raven]

/work

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 85

Reply #59

[spice raven]

/slut

[silent gale]

QwazyisCool#6621

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 257

Reply #635949

[spice raven]

/bj all

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 69

Reply #47

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 272.

Reply #4910503

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 253

Reply #168

[sweet robin]

This is unbelievable

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid 94.

Reply #55462

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 75

Reply #1

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make 66 for spreading joy and happiness.

Reply #4910394

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You work as a ghost hunter and successfully capture a ghost, earning 52 as a reward.

Reply #4910426

[gusty inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

BurgersandFries#6954

You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make 82 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.

Reply #4910403

[gusty inlet]

/work

[silent gale]

BurgersandFries#6954

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You develop games and earn 54.

Reply #636067

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 79

Reply #10

[fathom dune]

/work

[silent gale]

onemad2#5222

You work as a janitor and earn 59

Reply #74

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a clown for a child's birthday party and make 93.

Reply #4910428

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make 80 for your entertaining bedtime stories.

Reply #4910401

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn 64

Reply #2

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You choked on your aspirations. You lost 448

Reply #635935

[sweet robin]

Nah this has happened too many times

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 164.

Reply #635996

[sweet robin]

The hell

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 56.

Reply #636066

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 62 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 57 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You shake what your momma gave you for 390.

Reply #636544

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You tried to sell fake designer merchandise, but got caught and have been fined 429.

Reply #4910537

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 63

Reply #635902

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 93 for doing it

Reply #636462

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make 75 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.

Reply #4910404

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 96 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[hidden elm]

/slut

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

Your used underwear was bought on eBay for 351... yikes

Reply #635967

[hidden elm]

yikes

[proven elbow]

/work

[silent gale]

Diegoxd#6691

A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you 61.

Reply #636282

[proven elbow]

/crime

[silent gale]

Diegoxd#6691

You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined 270

Reply #635995

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 82

Reply #635902

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined 493!

Reply #635982

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay 326 for surgery.

Reply #636271

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you 97 for your struggles.

Reply #636489

[sick cosmos]

/eork

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn 59

Reply #230203

[sick cosmos]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You robbed a bank and got 391

Reply #636358

[sick cosmos]

/slut

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 273.

Reply #636547

[low mantle]

/work

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You gave yourself 57 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[low mantle]

/crime

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You were caught using a fake ID to buy alcohol and have been fined 606.

Reply #4910548

[low mantle]

/slut

[silent gale]

crisps#3092

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost 365.

Reply #635906

[low mantle]

naur

[sick cosmos]

/work

[silent gale]

𝒢entleman#9529

You repair the arcade machines and receive 95

Reply #636347

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 58 😃

Reply #636401

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain 97

Reply #635919

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as crisis actor and earn 96.

Reply #636433

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You hacked google and stole 699.

Reply #636184

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You found an extra 209 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 84.

Reply #636406

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Just take the 71 and go...

Reply #636322

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You were farming and earned 77

Reply #636436

[sweet robin]

/work

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You work as a taxi driver and earn 70

Reply #636045

[sweet robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you 286!

Reply #635983

[sweet robin]

/crime

[silent gale]

mop#4854

You steal a luxury yacht and sell it to a wealthy businessman for 537.

Reply #4910528

[sweet robin]

Sick

[craggy jetty]

/work

[silent gale]

Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 93

Reply #636351

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got 89 I think...

Reply #635916

[spare quest]

/work

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You worked hard at Burger King and earned 69

Reply #636534

[spare quest]

/crime

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined 364 and lost all your toilet paper.

Reply #834285

[spare quest]

/slut

[silent gale]

SmittyCheezy#8620

You get paid 361 for crossdressing

Reply #635922

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 50!

Reply #635882

[hidden elm]

ayo? bro ur a crossdresser?

[spare quest]

No fuck you

[hidden elm]

lmao

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make 57 for your expertise in marine mammal training.

Reply #4910405

[hidden elm]

/work

[silent gale]

Spectrovenator_#7159

You clean off the chairs and get paid 61

Reply #636336

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked as a bartender, and earned 55 from selling drinks

Reply #838263

[wanton pecan]

/work

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn 60

Reply #62

[wanton pecan]

/slut

[silent gale]

PaigeBrook#8000

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 373 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a human statue and earn 60

Reply #58

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 86

Reply #635903

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 91 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[hollow prawn]

/work

[silent gale]

𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖔𝖋 𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓#5635

You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn 67.

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[hollow prawn]

Tf?

[low mantle]

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