You kill someone and sell their organs for
645
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You kill someone and sell their organs for
645
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
73
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
77
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
96
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
85
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
58 out of pity.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
67
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
53
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
218 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
267.
/dep all
/crime
You were caught cheating on a test and have been fined
200.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
71 off your performance.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
91
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
56
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
74.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
73
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
92
/work
You serve the customers and receive
96
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
80. Good job.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
271
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
351.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
72
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
75 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You worked and gained
66
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
301.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
619 from you and left.
/work
You drive women to the store for
84
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
55 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
63 from donations
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
50.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
92
/work
You went to work and gained
94
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
59 as in return!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
100
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
63 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
70
/crime
You bombed Antarctica and received
533
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
201.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
68
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
73
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 57 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
79.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
64
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
84
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
308
Oof
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
72
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
70 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
312
lets fucking goooooo
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
96
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
100
/dep all
/work
You went to work and gained
66
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
85 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
nice
/Crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
15
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
0 for surgery.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
52
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
89.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
82 was earned.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
60.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
61
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
61.
/crime
You stole a street sign as a prank, but got caught and have been fined
0.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
62.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
76
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
316
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
148
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
85 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
0 fine.
/slut
You found an extra
216 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
61 out of pity.
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
64 for it!
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
89
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
288, have fun
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
100 in your direction.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
59.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
90 for your time and effort.
Woa
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
99 for doing his job.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
78 I think...
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
55
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
69.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
65
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
95 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
357
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 49 seconds.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
89
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
98 for your time and effort.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
51.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
251 to make up for it
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
99
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
87
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
287 fine!
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
0 for bail!
/work
You worked overtime for
68
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
73.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
64.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
81
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
81 from you as compensation.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
0
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
78 for your efforts!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
62 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
494
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
87 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
97
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
646 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
290 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
98.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
157 for the good time.
Your hacker friend wires you
637. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
57 on the way back home!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
52
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
89.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
55.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
59
SHIT
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
93.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
94
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
71.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
51
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
699 on her.
/work
You're a professional bubble wrap popper and spend your days popping bubble wrap for stress relief. You make
95 for your therapeutic skills.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
108 at you.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
95.
/slut
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
120
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
175
๐
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 50 minutes and 18 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
62
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
86 for your lack of effort.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
50
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
92 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
97
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
310 to clean the stains.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
97.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
51.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
95
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
75.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
66
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
88
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
63
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
82
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
158
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
53
arthur morgan basically 
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
89 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
Just take the
52 and go...
: D
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
65
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
69
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
91
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
88!
/work
You're a professional treasure hunter and spend your days scouring the world for hidden treasures. You make
77 for your skills in deciphering clues and maps.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
75 worth of scrap.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 20 seconds.
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
98.
nice
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
80
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
77
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
98 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
50
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
124.
/work
You develop games and earn
79.
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
97 for spreading joy and happiness.
/work
You worked and gained
71
/work
You were farming and earned
88
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
326!
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
374.
/work
You worked overtime for
97
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
55
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
430 from his dead, bloated corpse.
Is that. Lot of money
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
90
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
64
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
187 for your solid work.
/work
You work as a fake bus passenger and earn
55 for filling up empty seats on the bus.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
67.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
94
/work
You sell bananas for
54
/work
You got featured and won
75
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
94
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
61
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
99
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
86.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
99
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
208 at you.
/crime
You found
464 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
/bal
/work
You worked and gained
62
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
62
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
83 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
66.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
72.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
100
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
83.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
51
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
77.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
84
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
57
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
128.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
67
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
455 from the man's wallet.
You attempted to rob Spectrovenator_#7159, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
85.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
79.
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
549
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
209
/work
You're a professional mermaid trainer and spend your days teaching mermaids to perform tricks and stunts. You make
70 for your expertise in marine mammal training.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
77 for streaming it online.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
61
/work
You work as a dinosaur bone duster and get paid
62 to dust off dinosaur fossils.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
277
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
66.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
56 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
300
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
84!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
76.
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
79.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
94
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
69
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
251 in hospital expenses...
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
90 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
87
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
69.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
95.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
97
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
396.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
65
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
84
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
78 ๐
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
81
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
94 though.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
68.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
97
/work
You serve the customers and receive
55
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
66
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
89
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
68
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
95! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
93
/work
You become a game developer and raised
81 for charity.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
64.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
72
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
71.
youre lucky you only lost 64.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
86
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
68.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
272
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
0.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
0 for their medical fees.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
81
/work
You worked overtime for
85
You robbed
16 from " "#0010.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 21 seconds.
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
122 for your hard work.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 16 seconds.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 53 minutes.
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
673.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
67 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 57 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
74.
/Crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
485
Damn
Nice
I got more then you
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
54
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You find
78 randomly lying in the gutter
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 16 seconds.
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 10 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 25 seconds.
Hell yeah
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 40 seconds.
I would gladly spend my money
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
66
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
81
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
75.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
218 to your Patreon!
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
149 for the good time.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
492
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
62.
/work
Just take the
68 and go...
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 25 minutes and 15 seconds.
/Crime
You steal a famous artist's paintbrush and sell it to a collector for
641.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
80.
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
559
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
86
/work
You gave yourself
93 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
62.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
65!
CAP
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
77 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You cannot work for 49 seconds.
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
92 for your insight into the future.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
189
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
98 .
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
50
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
80
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
98
/work
You find
95 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
72 off your new game.
You found
59 on the floor.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
64 when you got back home
/work
You're a professional bubble tea connoisseur and spend your days sampling different flavors and brands of bubble tea. You make
89 for your refined palate and expertise in boba.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
56.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
392 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
30 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
544
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
83
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
474
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
302.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 24 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
59
/Crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
311
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
361
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
76.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
290 for the damage.
/work
You milk a cow for
92
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 10 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
65
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 29 seconds.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
273, and you go ahead with it.
/Crime
You hacked a bank and stole
382
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
99 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
322
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
141.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
74
/Crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
74
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
0!
/work
You work as a caterpillar walker and earn
72 for walking caterpillars on leaves.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
454
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
221 for the good time.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
91
/rob @peak junco
You attempted to rob Ori#9742, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @harsh pivot
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/bal
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
59 for doing his job.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
93.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
67
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
266
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
80
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
93 on the way back home!
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
275.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
225 to resolve your burnt skin.
omds
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
77, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You went to work and gained
72
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
64.
/work
You sell your crab for
79, you monster
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
94 in profits
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
51
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 53 seconds.
FUCK
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
66
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
98.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
0
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
231 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
54
/work
You work as a professional tea taster and earn
76 for tasting different types of tea.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
97
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
70
You work as a professional bed tester and earn
96.
/work
You work as a jelly bean sorter and get paid
68 for sorting jelly beans by color.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
99! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
299 for the damage.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
86
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
53
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
91 in profits
/work
You went to work and gained
99
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
99.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
70!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
61
/crime
You were caught stealing flowers from a public park and have been fined
529.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
161.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
80.
/rob @stiff vigil
You robbed
1 from Rival#4166.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
64
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
257
/bal
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
98 from Baine406#5491.
You walk dogs for
77.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
79
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
151!
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
688
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
638.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
71
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 40 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @distant latch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 4 minutes.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
51!
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
56
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
63
/slut
You found an extra
165 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/Crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
334.
/rob @distant latch
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
/rob @distant latch
You robbed
368 from Censored Screaming#0403.
fun fact, don't need to ping, can just type the name or id
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
80
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
74 for your participation.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 18 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
52
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
183!
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
99
/crime
You broke into a museum to steal a valuable artefact, but got caught and have been fined
282.
/rob @topaz jetty
You've been fined
0 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
84.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
58
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
74
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
86
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
161 to the orphanage.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
0 for public indecency.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
76
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
51!
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
53.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
230, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
349
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
72
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
148
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
0.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
72!
/Crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
80!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
145 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
55.
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 12 seconds.
/rob all
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - The#9203
2 - kat#2425
3 - jett#3091
4 - PaxMan98#7442
5 - All knowing#4026
6 - All Marigolds#4254
7 - All Might#0499
8 - ALL1E#0307
9 - alladinmfckr#9104
10 - allah#1659
/rob @harsh pivot
Cancelled command.
You've been fined
87 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
69
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
91
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
517
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
91
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
86!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
194 and a real sore hangover.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
194
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
59
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
97
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
62 for watching.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
72
/crime
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
652.
darn it
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
85
/work
You worked and gained
70
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
50.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
75 though.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
60
/crime
You got caught spray painting graffiti on a public building and have been fined
0.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
233 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
72
/Crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
460
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
318
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
53.
/work
You're an expert in conspiracy theories and spend your days spreading wild stories on social media. You make
71 from your gullible followers.
/rob @topaz jetty
You attempted to rob Miroshii#7030, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
251 fine!
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 56 seconds.
/collect income
You have no role income to collect!
/rob @stiff vigil
You attempted to rob Rival#4166, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
you will regret pal
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
96
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
99.
/wor
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
62.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
60
/work