You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
538
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You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
538
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
257 from the client
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
90
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
81
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
266
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
380
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
398 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
587 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
200
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
93 on the way back home!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/sell
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
385 from you.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
123, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
72
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
86
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
531
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
118 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
52.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
72 anyway.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
602 and lost all your toilet paper.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
124 for the good time.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
85
/rob @spice raven
You attempted to rob QwazyisCool#6621, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
80 for your dedication to laziness.
/slut
You get paid
350 for crossdressing
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
73.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
74
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
57, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
282 for public indecency.
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
584
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
322
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
78 off your new game.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
70
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
59.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
You were caught driving a car with expired license plates and have been fined
266.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
83
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
96.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
61.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
56 for your struggles.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
213 fine!
/crime
You steal
387 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
82 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You steal a rare book from a library and sell it to a collector for
294.
mwahahaha
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
389 in hospital fees.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
91 for your team winning!
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
408
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
97
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
79
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
64
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
51 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
276
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
91
/crime
You break into a science lab and steal an experimental formula, selling it to a pharmaceutical company for
580
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
378 : D
/work
You do some work around the house for
76
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
74
/rob @main terrace
You attempted to rob " "#6118, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @obtuse wigeon
You attempted to rob popfred123#1733, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You break into a toy store and steal all the teddy bears, selling them on the black market for
519
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
163 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
79
/rob @main terrace
You've been fined
57 for trying to rob a poor person.
I just saw this guy withdraw 50k ?
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
91
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
129.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
10 to make up for it
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
50.
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
377
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
250 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
87
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
319
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
264 stolen from you!
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
89
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
61.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
55.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
80 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
106 from the client
/crime
You dress up as a mascot and steal the team's championship trophy, which you sell to a sports memorabilia collector for
647.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
65!
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
76 for your time and effort.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
209
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
53
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
157
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 55 seconds.
come on
/work
You take part in a medical research study and get paid
60 for your participation.
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
196 stolen from you!
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
311 to stop because that's weird.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
48 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You spend an afternoon playing video games and get paid
80 for streaming it online.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
128.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
365!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
53!
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
123
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
642 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/Rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
2 from Baine406#5491.
What
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
74.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
299
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
423
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
73
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
64
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
90
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
177 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
427.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
75
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
80 for your services.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
306!
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
250.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
85!
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
106 and maybe chlamydia.
/Rob popfred123
You were caught attempting to rob popfred123#1733, and have been fined
675.
You didnt see nuthing
u picked the wrong house fool
Big smoke NO
Cj ooooooh my dog whassup
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
93
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
431 on her.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
275.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
24
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
92
/work
You gave yourself
73 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
133
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
83 from selling drinks
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
91
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
100.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
67 for the hard work
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 37 seconds.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
61
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
66
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
95 I think...
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
121.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
96
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
95 for your participation.
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
348 from the men.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
605 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
71.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
534 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
199 and a sore ass.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
100
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
60 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
82.
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
346
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
76
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
64
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
305 in donations!
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
278
/dep all
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
649! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
53
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 30 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
66
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
212 to your Patreon!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
90
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
78
/crime
You were caught littering and have been fined
700.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
52
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
274.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
62
/crime
You were caught texting while driving and have been fined
92.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
68 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You are paid
52 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/rob @wind granite
You attempted to rob Alpine Wild#9536, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
What me? No, I didn't commit a crime. Crime-who? Crime-what? Acquire
679 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
264 after.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
60 because we pity you.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
68
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
82
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
71
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
52
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
71
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
77 for it.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
84 for your work.
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
416 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
0.
/work
You participate in a hot dog eating contest and win
61.
/work
You worked and gained
96
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
0.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
320
/work
You're a professional ghost hunter and spend your nights investigating haunted locations. You make
94 for your fearlessness in the face of the supernatural.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
59.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
96!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
78.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
179!
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
658 or go to jail.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
57
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
56
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
61 for your hard work
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
77.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
0
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
249 to your Patreon
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
347 for a job well done.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
63
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
341
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
76
/slut
You get
275 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You gave yourself
74 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
74 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
0, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/rob @remote lake
You attempted to rob Mr. Mimikyu#8888, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
70
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
526.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
378 for public indecency.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
86
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
78!
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You steal a street sign and sell it to a collector for
589
You attempted to rob popfred123#1733, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
554
/money
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
56
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
80 for your work.
/rob NCR trooper
You attempted to rob NCR trooper#2169, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught attempting to rob SpringGlobe428#5517, and have been fined
307.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
66 was earned.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
91.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
95!
/crime
You were caught throwing litter out of your car window and have been fined
287.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
380.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
90
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
226
/work
You work as the president and earn
70
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
70
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
82
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
72
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
83
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
68
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
392.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
80
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
44 to have them cleaned
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
115 in donations!
/work
You work as a model and earn
74
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
97 though.
/work
You're a professional sleep talker and spend your nights regaling your partner with nonsensical stories. You make
92 for your entertaining bedtime stories.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
92 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
311 and a sore ass.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
72!
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
681 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
150 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
90 I think...
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
352 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
91
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
51
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
91 for watching.
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
323 and a sore ass.
…
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
100.

/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
249 for surgery.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
70!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
81
/rob @low mantle
You were caught attempting to rob crisps#3092, and have been fined
0.
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
422
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
275.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
79
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
558 more
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
82
/work
You're a professional mermaid and spend your days swimming in the ocean and singing to sailors. You make
56 for your enchanting voice and graceful swimming.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
You tried to sneak into a concert without a ticket and got caught. You have been fined
289.
/beg
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
0 went down your toilet
/work
You become a game developer and raised
66 for charity.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
262.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
554.
smh
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
52.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
51.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
73
/rob @kind portal
You've been fined
557 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
23.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
347
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
59
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
59 for doing it
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
50
/work
You work all day at the factory
97
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
70 for it!
/crime
You steal
533 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
69
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
85.
/work
You work as a professional cheese sculptor and earn
65 for sculpting cheese into intricate designs.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
54.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
98 .
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
66
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
66.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
91
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
57 for watching.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
72
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
52
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
411. Great job.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
333
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
130 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
130.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
0
You're the tooth fairy and spend your nights collecting teeth from children's pillows. You make
87 for your dedication to dental hygiene.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
97.
/slut
You rake in
199, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
267 to dodge death.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
50.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
92.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
92 when you fell over.
You work as crisis actor and earn
97.
It ain't much but it's honest work
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
219 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
54
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
303!
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
57.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
61
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
122.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
50 I think...
/work
You become a game developer and raised
76 for charity.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
52.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
78.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
318... yikes
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
54
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
161
/work
You're a fortune cookie interpreter and spend your days decoding the cryptic messages hidden inside the cookies. You make
95 for your insight into the future.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
216 to your Patreon
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
177.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
70.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
81 to help fund the project!
/work
You clean the chimney and find
74.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
275
/crime
You steal a rare plant from a botanical garden and sell it to a collector for
620
/work
You work as a pet food taster and earn
65.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
90
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
404.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
117
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
333
/work
You drive women to the store for
64
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
481
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
62
/work
You worked overtime for
96
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
80 off of donations.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
380
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
52
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
188 : D
/work
You're a professional puppy snuggler and spend your days cuddling adorable puppies. You make
91 for spreading joy and happiness.
/rob @hidden elm
You attempted to rob Spectrovenator_#7159, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You sold drugs for
396
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
200 to restock.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
82!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
63
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
81.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
92
/work
You receive a check of
61 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
75.
/work
You're a professional procrastinator, but you never quite get around to starting your job. You make
64 for your lack of effort.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
66
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
288
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
96 on the floor.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
55!
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
95
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
75
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
23 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
440
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
380
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
59
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
100
/crime
You were caught skipping school and have been fined
308.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
100
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
627
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
128
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
58
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
75.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
91
/crime
You steal a famous chef's secret recipe book and sell it to a rival restaurant for
518.
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
659.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
76
/shop
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
312
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
96
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
55
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
96
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
60.
/crime
You were caught vandalising a car and have been fined
496.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
0!
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
99
/work
You got featured and won
55
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
80 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
60.
/work
You milk a cow for
87
/rob silas
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Baine406#5491
2 - SILAS#0001
3 - Silas#4956
4 - Silas/denisthemenace#2135
1
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
250.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
73
/rob chick
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Spectrovenator_#7159
2 - MCCowboysFan#4786
3 - N_Words_In_Paris#3755
4 - Chick Gizzard Lips#9771
5 - ChickChicken#2331
6 - Chicken#1098
7 - Chicken#3065
8 - Chicken#3834
9 - Chicken#2047
10 - chicken gravey#3822
/rob Spectrovenator_
Cancelled command.
You attempted to rob Spectrovenator_#7159, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You're a professional couch potato and spend your days binge-watching TV shows and eating snacks. You make
69 for your dedication to laziness.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
70 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
54
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
167 to restock.
/work
You sell your collection of vintage bubblegum cards and make
89.
/bal
You work for a hacking association and earn
362
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
87
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
101 to clean the stains.
/work
You work as a model and earn
65
/work
You participate in a psychological experiment and earn
88 for your participation.
/work
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
50.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
176 : D
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
60 I think...
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
61 on the way back home!
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
96
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87.
/crime
You pose as a tour guide and steal from tourists, making
658 before being caught
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
275 for public indecency.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
53
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
482.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
96
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
62, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
71
/slut
Your friend pays you
210 for you to worship her feet
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
95. Good job!
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
87
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 35 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
63, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
133 for public indecency.
/crime
You were caught using a stolen credit card to buy things online and have been fined
669.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
89
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
93
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
54
/slut
You rake in
214, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
490
/crime
You hack into a celebrity's social media account and sell access to it for
486.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
325, have fun
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
81 for it.
/work
You work as an onion chopper and get paid
57 for chopping onions in a restaurant.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
78
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
52 out of pity.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
98.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
58 for all your items.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
87 for watching.
/work
You got featured and won
96
/crime
You steal
539 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
394 for their medical fees.
/bj all
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
96
/crime
You were caught dumping trash illegally and have been fined
461.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
352
/bj all
/work
You were farming and earned
94
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
64.
/work
You participate in a scientific study and earn
59 for your time and effort.
/work
You went to work and gained
52
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
197 to have them cleaned
breh
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
90
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
89
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
192
/crime
You were caught stealing a bike and have been fined
660.
/crime
You plagiarised a school project and have been given a
87 fine.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
66
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
66 from you.
oof
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
63!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
77
/work
You worked overtime for
51
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
52 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
69
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
52
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
125, have fun
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
507
yeehaw
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
78!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
91.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
53.
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
195 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You steal a famous celebrity's wig and sell it on eBay for
252
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
361.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
635
/work
You spend an hour trying to teach a parrot to say a phrase, and earn
57.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
170!
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
58 in your direction.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
333.