You worked at the office overtime for
73
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You worked at the office overtime for
73
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
100 worth of scrap.
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
490!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
146
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
66 though.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
80
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
75!
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 33 seconds.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
371.
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 22 seconds.
/ROB Silas Arlo
You robbed
141 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
67 for your services.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
75
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
68.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
398 for your services.
/crime
You stole a mystery box from Walmart, it was full of turtlenecks valued at
459.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
673.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
58 in profits
/rob @uncut crest
You attempted to rob dera#7699, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You were caught attempting to rob BlackbeardGM#2737, and have been fined
660.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
57
oof
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
87
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
77
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
212 from you as compensation.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
644
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
65
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
83 was earned.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
68
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
271
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
553. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
99
/work
You serve the customers and receive
55
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
90
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
276.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
347.
/work
You got featured and won
85
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
92.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
208.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
63 was earned.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
66
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
87
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
81 from donations
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
59 for your hard work
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
53, as it was originally their job
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
93
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
84
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
57
/work
You are paid
94 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
76
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
57 for doing it
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
78
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
90 for your team winning!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
65.
/Crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
139, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
0.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
60
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
55.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
170 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
86
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
588 fine!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
50
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
342
/money
/work
You sell bananas for
59
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
59
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
349
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
214.
god damn
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
50
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
89.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
128 to your Patreon
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/rob crisps
You were caught attempting to rob crisps#3092, and have been fined
217.
Dammit
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
71 out of pity.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
74
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
100
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
55 from ad revenue.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
54
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
95.
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
660 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
316
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
80.
/ork
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
51
/work
You are paid
51 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
93
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
248 for disturbing the public peace.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
307.
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
466
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
94 in your direction.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
88
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
87
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
372!
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
587 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
86
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
88
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
566
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
295 after.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
68
/rob jamdan10
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @worn moss
You attempted to rob de eye of eyeness#1998, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob crysisOasis
You attempted to rob dera#7699, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob butter
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Butter#0004
2 - butter#7496
3 - butterboy-#2194
4 - Buttercup#5931
5 - butterdghost#5520
6 - butterfly lady#2937
7 - Butterfly_Reeses#8774
8 - ButterflyKnife_x#8698
9 - butterflyloverege#4872
10 - Butterina#7572
Q
Cancelled command.
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Butter#0004
2 - butter#7496
3 - butterboy-#2194
4 - Buttercup#5931
5 - butterdghost#5520
6 - butterfly lady#2937
7 - Butterfly_Reeses#8774
8 - ButterflyKnife_x#8698
9 - butterflyloverege#4872
10 - Butterina#7572
1
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
90
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
75
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
250
/slut
You rake in
170, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
354.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
96
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
56
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
191.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
88
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
56
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
361 fine!
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
569.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
93.
/crime
You steal lamps for
574
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
246 for a new one.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
78
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
87.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
55
You worked as a bartender, and earned
95 from selling drinks
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
95 for surgery.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
52
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
69
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
63
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
347
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
301 fine!
ugh
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
90
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
63
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
604.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
271.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
75
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
277 in return!
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
279
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
68
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
61 for watching.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
54
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
90
/slut
You rake in
296, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
86
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
58 for your struggles.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
77
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
531, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
322 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
61
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
61!
/crime
You steal lamps for
584
/dep all
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
70.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
59
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
76
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
71
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
96!
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
91.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
59.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
207.
/Crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
0.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
72 from Baine406#5491.
Thank ya for the 72$ 🙃
/work
You got out of bed. Have
87
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
66.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
106 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
94 from selling drinks
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
92.
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
80
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
370
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
295.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
70. Congrats!
/Crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
133
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
0.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
92!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
85 for it!
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
263
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
370.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
64
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
81
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
94 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
79
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
313 fine!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
136
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
57
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
67
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
65 to help fund the project!
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
218
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
295.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
63 in your direction.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
97, as it was originally their job
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
74
/slut
You get paid
384 for crossdressing
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
122
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
311! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
72 😃
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
81
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
281
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
290 for the good time.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/bal
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
61 for doing his job.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
558 for being a lazy ass person.
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
178
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
63
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
229
/Crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
411
/work
You work all day at the factory
75
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
61
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
92
/work
You sell your crab for
96, you monster
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
54
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
507 to clean it up.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
334 for your solid work.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
62
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
193 inside it
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
86
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
63 from ad revenue.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 46 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 48 seconds.
Damn
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
92!
/work
You drive women to the store for
52
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
97 for watching.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
59. Good job!
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
481!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
256
/sex
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
55.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
55 for your services.
/work
You worked overtime for
95
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
52 in profits
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
100 for your services.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
335
/work
You work as the president and earn
96
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
59 for it.
You need a talk to your manager if you only got 59$ for walking around in HEELS for 8 hours 💀
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
96.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
91
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
57
You cannot work for 7 minutes.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
85
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
335
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
66
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
73
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
87!
/work
You work as a model and earn
51
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 38 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
89.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
87
/work
You do some work around the house for
87
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
67
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
402
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
374
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
79 out of pity.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
91
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
88, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
92
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
270.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
67
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
96
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
66.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
92
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
88 for your hard work
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
328
/crime
You have been fined
425 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
77
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
95.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
95, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
285 worth of silver coins.
/crime
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
418
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
174!
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
62. Good job!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
68
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
361
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
333 for your solid work.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
82
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
81
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
287
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
469
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
69
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
70.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
77 from selling drinks
/work
You serve the customers and receive
93
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
79
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
88 off your new game.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
69
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
293!
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
84
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
83 in your direction.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
81
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
78
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
71
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
82 for your hard work
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
86
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
286 from you!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
95
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
298
/Crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
134 fine.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
0 for attempted murder.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
0
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
89.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
455.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
166 to have them cleaned
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
97
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
70
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
270.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
400 and an invitation to Anonymous
/Crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
89!
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
180 for your solid work.
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
50
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
84
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
81.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
69
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
53 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
79!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
77.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
373.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
73
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
78
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
336 to restock.
/Crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
53
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
71
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
57
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
52
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
78
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
56.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
50
/work
A drunk man pays you
93 to walk backwards.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
81.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
67 though.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
93
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
94
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
424 fine!
Fuck
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
73
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
85.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
393.
/work
You find
84 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
82
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
91
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
91 to restock.
/Crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
0 of stolen merchandise
/leaderboard
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
86
/work
You repair the lights and receive
82
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
82
Fuck you
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
73
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
82!
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
229.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
52 in profits
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
74 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
85
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
85
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
57
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
63
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
99
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
62 out of pity.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
78 😃
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
72
/work
You gave yourself
79 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
Your friend pays you
286 for you to worship her feet
/work
You develop games and earn
87.
/rob censored
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
200.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
88
/bal censored
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
59
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
366!
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
81
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
80
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
167
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
173 to get it repaired.
/pay 173
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
51 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
284!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
89.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
77
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
163 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
84
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
95
/work
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
98.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
268 for surgery.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
54
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
68
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
318.
/Crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
276 from their pockets.
/work
Just take the
88 and go...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
271.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
66 a day
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
288 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You robbed a church and made
386.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
85!
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
97
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
69
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
67!
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
52! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/crime
You steal a child's piggy bank for
635
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
84
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
59. The students loved you!
/work
You sell your crab for
57, you monster
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
96
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
307.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
86
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
59
/work
You work all day at the factory
52
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
70.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
59
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
384
/work
You were farming and earned
84
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
280.
/Crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
261
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
88
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
85
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
67
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
227
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
263
You robbed
662 from Canuck#0001.
/bal
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
250 for your services.
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
583! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
80
/Rob cliff#9394
You robbed
1,431 from cliff#9394.
/store
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
66 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
72.
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
136.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
65.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
79
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
72
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
92
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
302
/rob @wanton pecan
You attempted to rob PaigeBrook#8000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @livid coral
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
81
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
211
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
363 to clean the stains.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
389 in hospital expenses...
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
78.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
75 strewn about between the seats!
/rob @uncut crest
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 52 minutes and 52 seconds.
You worked at the office overtime for
60
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
140 in return!
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
356
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
250
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
199 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
80
/rob @old kayak
You robbed
74 from dynix#3278.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
87
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
71
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @uncut crest
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 45 minutes.

xd
You were caught attempting to rob Flokiim_#6118, and have been fined
537.
woooo
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
50
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
69!
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
77 for your efforts!
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
100
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
353.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
249 after.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
65
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
76, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
90!
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
90
/rob @uncut crest
You attempted to rob dera#7699, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Your pimp gives you an extra
124
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
56
/slut