#back-room
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You work as a pumpkin picker
58
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
68
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
68.
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
358 and some butterscotch candy.
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
97
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
85
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
50
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
65
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
60
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
91
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
53
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
98.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
54
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
94
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
96!
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
73
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
57 under your pillow when you woke up
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
52 off your new game.
You worked at the office overtime for
89
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
79
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
63.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
56
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
254 to your Patreon!
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
69 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
161
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
572
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
57.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
97
/work
You find
71 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
53
/slut
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
170.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
69.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
86
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
71
/crime
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
370 on the market
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
153.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
194 on medical bills.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
84
You stole a potato and sold it for
384 on the black market
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
69
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
70 and given a bottle of wine.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
73.
/crime
You sell your kidney on the black market for
330
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
167 in total.
/rob censored
You robbed
108 from Censored Screaming#0403.

/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
70.
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
525
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
325 to get it out
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
97
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
83 was earned.
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
298 went down your toilet
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
385
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
61 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
81
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
93!
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
69
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
72 for the hard work
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
80.
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
178 to get it repaired.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
85
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
72
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
96 for your hard work
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
96
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
88
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
69
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
97
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
192 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
89
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
592 from you.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
233.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
78 off your new game.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
62.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
76.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
60 for charity.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
85.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
88
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
394
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
92
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
71
/Crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
697
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
273
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
95!
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
200 for attempted murder.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
378!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
97 from donations
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
73 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
84
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
324
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
142 for public indecency.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
87
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
384. No one found out... thank God.
You whip it out and manage to rake in
239
You robbed
1,009 from Baine406#5491.
Thanks bro, just borrowing it 
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
54!
Enjoy the fruits of my labor
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
59
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
88
/slut
You earn
120 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
208
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
89
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
407.
/work
You battled and gained
70.
Lots of thugs in the hood lately.
Yes
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
85.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
71
/work
You were farming and earned
73
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
62!
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
51
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
93
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
76!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
86.
/work
You were farming and earned
82
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
68!
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
63.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
67
/work
You serve the customers and receive
72
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
263
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
351
/rob @cloud adder
You robbed
636 from Solavellan#5442.
sorry @cloud adder
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
77 for it.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 13 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 11 seconds.
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
658 in the process.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
52
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
385
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
74 for the hard work
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
99. Good job.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
58
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
89.
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
532 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
279!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
68.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
65
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
82 as in return!
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
63
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
78 for all your items.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
607.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
62
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
284 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You walk dogs for
70.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
94. Good job!
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
421
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
168 on medical bills.
/work
You battled and gained
91.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
66 for your team winning!
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
209.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
51.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
99
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
392
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
594
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
100.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
90 strewn about between the seats!
holy fuck i havent seen that bot in ages
/Crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
567.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
315 for child support before disownment.
/work
You are paid
95 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
55
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
239 in a baggie next to you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
92
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
522
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
200 .
You work as a model and earn
97
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/rob Ghosty
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Ghost is toast#1649
2 - GHOSTY#8624
3 - ghosty#8250
4 - ghosty#1974
5 - Ghosty#1657
6 - Ghosty Toasty#0141
7 - Ghosty-#0599
8 - Ghosty.#4244
9 - Ghosty2XL#1556
10 - GhostyGhost#2986
8
You attempted to rob Ghosty.#4244, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
78
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
64
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
71.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
91
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
117
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
416
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
90
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
213.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
58
You steal a hobo's money jar for
308
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
65
/work
You sell your crab for
65, you monster
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
233
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
395
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
88
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
81 for a good job.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
64 in profits
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
94 😃
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
313!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
89
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
60
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
64
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
100
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
67
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
63
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
87
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
74
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
53 off your new game.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
59
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
69
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
94, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You sell bananas for
57
/slut
You get
107 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
619 fine!
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
73
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
268.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
271
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
79
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
273
You bought and sold items and profited
66
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
391.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 seconds.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
198 for your services.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
66
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
620
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
53!
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
60
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
165 from you.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
255.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
98 for the hard work
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
50.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
251
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
396.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
95
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
101
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
97
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
618 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
332
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
91.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
106 to clean the stains.
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
255 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
434
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
264 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
73
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
99!
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
470
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
56
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
100 for your team winning!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
78
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
341 to your Patreon
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
284
/work
You slept in a bed and found
79 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
Just take the
74 and go...
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
69
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
69 for public indecency.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
81
/work
You slept in a bed and found
91 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You repair the lights and receive
63
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
205.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
99.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
69
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
84
/work
You are paid
78 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
51
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
81 for a good job.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
68
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
85.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
53
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
82.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
82 was earned.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
320.
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
364 kiddo
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
65.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
73.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
75
/work
You got out of bed. Have
85
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
87!
Wtf
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
69
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
72 for your struggles.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
450 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
81
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
66
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
61
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
638 for sexual assault
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
67
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
337
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
637.
I-
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.
Nice 👍
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
65
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
373 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You have been fined
514 because you ate during work hours.
/rob @main terrace
You were caught attempting to rob Flokiim_#6118, and have been fined
416.
You attempted to rob dera#7699, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
87.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
53
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
414 for attempted murder.
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/crime
You hacked this server and got
265.
/rob @steel needle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 47 minutes.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
173 for your solid work.
/work
You went to work and gained
51
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
88
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
684
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
66
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
305 and a sore ass.
/bal
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
97
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
97
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
0
/rob @gaunt vector
You were caught attempting to rob Detch#2967, and have been fined
0.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
70
/rob @exotic jungle
You've been fined
578 for trying to rob a poor person.
Ahahaha
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
74
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
81
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
65 for your efforts!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
371
The cops start chasing you, and
436 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 6 seconds.
Oof
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
69
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
82
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
52 😃
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
57
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
54.
/Crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
538
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
142
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
70.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
64
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
68. Good job!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
99 for doing his job.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
77
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You do some work around the house for
52
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
79
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
150!
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
501 but you really don't remember.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
55 from donations
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
674.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
80.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
56.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
89.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
92.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
71
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
309 falls out of your pocket!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
59.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
66.
/work
You do some work around the house for
65
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
275
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
59
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
67! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
67. Good job!
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
64.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
87
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
83
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
340 to get it repaired.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
373
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
59
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
100
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
185
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
444! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
69 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
95
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
119 fine!
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
396 in it!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
95 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
99
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
79.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
60
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
129
/rob Steven987
You attempted to rob Steven987#3299, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
0
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
84
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
299 : D
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
85 off of donations.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
75 off your performance.
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
62
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
96
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
77
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
657
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
378 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
77
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
69
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
98.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
315
Find some weed and sell it for
340
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
72
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
59 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You went to work and gained
69
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
273.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
92.
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
59.
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
130.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
520 taken away from you!
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
69
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
299.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
An unexpected error occurred executing this command.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
50
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
81 for your work.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
92
/work
You clean the chimney and find
87.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
65.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
53 for it!
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
96.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
73
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
352
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
152.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
77
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
218, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
449 when you fell over.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
82
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
99
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
52
/work
You repair the lights and receive
56
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
545 fine.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
199 fine!
nice
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
76 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
59
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
76 to help fund the project!
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
73. Good job!
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
77 for a good job.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
277 to clean it up.
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
0 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
69. Good job.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
97
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
68 in your direction.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
65 from your peers.
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
0
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
65.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
65 to get it out
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
75
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
72
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
81
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
70
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
70
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
70 from you.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
89 when you got back home
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
398
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
74.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
75
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
80
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
60
/work
You develop games and earn
53.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
95
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
72, as it was originally their job
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
86 😃
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
393 on your way out of the locker room.
/work

