The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
219 to have them cleaned
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The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
219 to have them cleaned
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
100
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
98! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You milk a cow for
77
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
541. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
111
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
86. Good job!
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
200 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
You become a game developer and raised
96 for charity.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
96
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
182!
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
573
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
97
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
57
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
75
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
83
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
90
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
308
/crime
You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for
667
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
74
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
84.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
64
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
68
/work
You find
82 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
59
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
299
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
619
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
76. Good job.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
167 after.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
508
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
76
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
65 when you got back home
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
53!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
98
/slut
You get
386 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
593
I got too greedy
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
99
/work
You went to work and gained
65
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
248 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
489
/rob @uncut crest
You were caught attempting to rob ♡ Cris ♡#7699, and have been fined
282.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 20 seconds.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
693.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
56
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
473
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
57
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
67
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
234.
/rob john
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - TZM_Village_OFFICAL#7271
2 - Johniscool#4138
3 - Danny DeVito#1337
4 - Dr.Sadcrotch#2833
5 - McDonalds Employee#6878
6 - enzo_games3467#8470
7 - HA2814#1529
8 - Silvee_#8842
9 - dylan!#1428
10 - MA€STRO™[PT]#0001
/rob Danny devito
Cancelled command.
You were caught attempting to rob Danny DeVito#1337, and have been fined
521.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
72.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
336 for the good time.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
55
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
214 trying to twerk.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
428 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
53
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
94.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for
604
/rob Mantee#2354
You attempted to rob Mantee#2354, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
82.
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
364.
You clean off the tables and get paid
81
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
467
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
76
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
207
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
259. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
You rake in
237, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
98
/rob TheoneandonlyTyber
You attempted to rob TheoneandonlyTyber#1588, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
99 for your hard work
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
621 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
159 went down your toilet
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
50 because we pity you.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
72
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
518
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
357 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
57 from selling drinks
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
357 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
269!
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
62
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
208
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
73
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
89
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
56. The students loved you!
/slut
You take it up the ass for
235
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
71.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
54
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
490
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
363 to clean the stains.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
92.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
53
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
92
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
56 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You loiter and are fined
270.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
235.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
53
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
589
/work
You serve the customers and receive
51
/slut
You get paid
331 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
97
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
421
/work
You battled and gained
76.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
79.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
76 for your services.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
58
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
57 for helping them out.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
522
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
253
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
83
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
288.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
228 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
52 for your struggles.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
56. Good job!
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
377 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
258!
/work
A drunk man pays you
63 to walk backwards.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
91.
/ crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
438.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
268.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
52
/work
You do some work around the house for
69
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
76
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
119 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
605 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
63.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
63
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
80
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
50 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
57.
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
700.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
364.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
243 after.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
72 as in return!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
51
/work
You sell bananas for
98
/slut
Your friend pays you
391 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
657 for sexual assault
/rob Syko#6459
You robbed
5 from Syko#6459.
/work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
81
/work
You make a living selling weed for
58 a day
/slut
You earned
176 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
686
/work
You found
68 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/rob maxi#6655
You were caught attempting to rob maxi#6655, and have been fined
670.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
596
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
262 in one night.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
72.
/work
You got out of bed. Have
84
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
187
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
520.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
52
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
424
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
391.
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
618 fine.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
97!
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
193, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 seconds.
/crime
Your public indecency paid off and you got
479
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
174
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
52.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
94 .
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
61
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
76
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
56
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
272
/slut
Your friend pays you
266 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work as a model and earn
88
/work
You worked overtime for
74
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
85
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
130 for your services.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
62
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
86
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
347
/work
You are paid
87 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
100
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
68
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
158.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
58
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
522
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
173 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
72
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
52.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
84.
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
52
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
60.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
88
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
317
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
264
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
79!
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
59 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
252!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
58 for doing his job.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
202.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
76
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
341.
/crime
You do a heist on the EU bank for
274
/rob @agile falcon
You attempted to rob Mantee#2354, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
57
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
55
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 minutes and 38 seconds.
The cops start chasing you, and
210 falls out of your pocket!
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
0.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
53
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
62
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
275
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
218
/work
You cannot work for 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
70
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
57
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
223.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
348.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
74
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
312.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
57.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
77
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
59.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
676 fine!
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
340
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
79 when you got back home
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
372 inside it
/crime
You have been fined
578 because you ate during work hours.
/rob ♡ Cris ♡#7699
You attempted to rob ♡ Cris ♡#7699, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
220
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
0.
/balance
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
96
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
79.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
108 to clean the stains.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
642
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
439
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
71!
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
229.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 45 seconds.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
309 to make up for it
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
108
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
60
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
67
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
96
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
97
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
80
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
72!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
138 to your Patreon!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
210 for sexual assault
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
66 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
87
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
86
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
94
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
100
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
73
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a model and earn
74
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
74!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
330 at you.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
56.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
379
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
398
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
75.
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
552 for safe keeping.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
295
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
64.
/work
You milk a cow for
86
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
58
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
84 for helping them out.
/slut
Your friend pays you
144 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime and instead sitting on your lazy ass talking about it on Discord and were ratted out for
294
Bot
/work
You were farming and earned
67
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
348
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
120 for damages
/Rob God'sAngel#7822
You robbed
16 from God'sAngel#7822.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
74 though.
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
660
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
551
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
360 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
64
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
78
/rob JimmyBoy
You attempted to rob Mantee#2354, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
80, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
236
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
509 fine!
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
100
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
74
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 seconds.
/crime
You were fined
53 for slacking in school!
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
95
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
55 in your direction.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
120
/crime
The Russian government pays you
315 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
81.
/crime
You lock pick a random house and steal some jewelry and sell it for
687
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
198 fine!
/work
You work all day at the factory
100
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
60
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
260.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
0 fine!
/rob dxnokodua#7946
You attempted to rob dxnokodua#7946, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
56
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
92
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
675 and an invitation to Anonymous
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
60 😃
/work
You sell bananas for
79
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
57
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
73
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
67 anyway.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
59
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
598
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
93
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
276
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
60 on the floor.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
94
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
69.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
84 though.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 51 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
100 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
59 for all your items.
/work
You were farming and earned
63
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
85.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
100!
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
58 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
60
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
74
/work
You develop games and earn
76.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
115
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
587
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
100
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
634
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
118 for child support before disownment.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
54
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
88, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
67 from ad revenue.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
98 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
66.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
55
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
110.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
390
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
77 for your work.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
63
how do you know when to work how many minutes do i wait?
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
64
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
52 off your new game.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
78, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
93
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 32 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
73.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
75 I think...
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
479
/slut
You take it up the ass for
336
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
61
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
75 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
90 for your services.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
64.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
90
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
55
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
92
/slut
You take it up the ass for
149
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
523 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
88 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
324.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
81
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
91
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
53.
/work
79 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
55
Your friend pays you
317 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
319
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
375
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
63 off of donations.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
386 : D
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
85.
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
693.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
71
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
173!
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
75
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
89.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
298
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
58 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
359 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
70 anyway.
/work
You work all day at the factory
100
/work
You work all day at the factory
59
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
72.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
86
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
82
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
89
/work
You work as the president and earn
68
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
76
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
58
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
57.
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
257
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
390!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
95
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
72.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
86 because we pity you.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
56
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
98
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
114 from you!
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
224 after.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
91
/work
A drunk man pays you
85 to walk backwards.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
162 for your solid work.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
167 from you as compensation.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
148.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
96 .
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
92 off of donations.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
60
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
92
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
85 for watching.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
376.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
694.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
81
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
243
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
53.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
105
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
92!
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
87
/work
You are paid
56 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
73
/work
You cannot work for 5 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
74.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
76
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
75
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
318!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
75 for helping them out.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
95 from your peers.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
65
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
100 as in return!
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
345.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
140.
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
298
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
91
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
162.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
52
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
67 when you got back home
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
61.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
86
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
336.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
373.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
57 out of pity.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
52
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
470
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
362 in total.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
76 stashed inside one of them.
/work