While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
397.
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While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
397.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
274 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
80 in profits
You slept in a bed and found
94 under your pillow when you woke up
Must of been a tight squeeze
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
63
sheesh bruh
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
52. Congrats!
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
77 for doing it
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
67
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
603 from unsuspecting investors.
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
305.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
55.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
91. Congrats!
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
218!
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
377
/lb
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
65 for your efforts!
/work
You gave yourself
51 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
58.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
577.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
219 for surgery.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
51 I think...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You get
102 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
71
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
91
/work
You found
99 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
51!
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
95 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You rob a convenience store for
687
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
85.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
92
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
101
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
62
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
100.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
56
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
474
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
101 for surgery.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
81 out of pity.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
75 to help fund the project!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
54
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
254 went down your toilet
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
0.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
57 for your services.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
72
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
98
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 44 seconds.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
399
/deposit
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
81
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
86
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
66.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
90
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
413 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
244 for surgery.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
55
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
95
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
92 because we pity you.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
497
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
187!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
98
/rob Rabe#6494
You robbed
1 from Rabe#6494.
/rob Cara2022#6327
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
80
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
80
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
82
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
83
/rob Mommy Planetes#7564
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
61
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
96
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
502 for damages
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
62.
/work
You found
61 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
221 fine!
/crime
The Russian government pays you
648 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You work as a model and earn
82
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
61.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
81
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
82
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
146 from the men.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
56
/Rob F4talRouge#8072
You attempted to rob F4talRouge#8072, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
70. Congrats!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
54 for your work.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
278 taken away from you!
You whip it out and manage to rake in
200
/shop
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
52
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
310
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
102
You attempted to rob Ditto#4789, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
237 to stop because that's weird.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
83
/crime
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
491
You attempted to rob AB0ShoG¹ᴷ#5665, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You found
76 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 8 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
83. Congrats!
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
81
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
314.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
58
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
69
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
655 for more in game currency.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
334
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
56
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
79.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
209.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
367!
/rob QueenHoneyBee01#9359
You attempted to rob QueenHoneyBee01#9359, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
69
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
75!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
78 in profits
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
89 😃
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
95
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
0 kiddo
/rob F4talRouge#8072
You attempted to rob F4talRouge#8072, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
90
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
462 in the process.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
182 in one night.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
100 a day
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
248
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
213
/Rob cluff#9394
You were caught attempting to rob cluff#9394, and have been fined
213.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
79
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
485.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
101 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
75.
/rob cluff#9394
You were caught attempting to rob cluff#9394, and have been fined
400.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
97
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
99
/ slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
127.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
73
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
56
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
95
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
59
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
93
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
307.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
65
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
2,237 from Baine406#5491.
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
675!
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
71.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
57 though.
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
57
/rob TheOblivionist#0546
You robbed
1,160 from TheOblivionist#0546.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
155.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
75 for your struggles.
/rob @fallow siren
You were caught attempting to rob TheOblivionist#0546, and have been fined
610.
You receive a check of
55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 56 seconds.
/work
I can't find someone who's offline
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
Shiiiii
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
92 for your work.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
135.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
38
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
86
/ work
You work as a streamer and gain
72 from donations
/crime
You steal an orange and pawn it for
458.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
120 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
208
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
383 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
84 on the ground.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
92.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
659
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
232 for public indecency.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
329 to your Patreon!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
66.
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
270.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
654
i hate this
/work
75 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
50
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
398
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
307!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
100 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
317 in one night.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
57
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
462
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
233 after.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
560
/rob 𝙘𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙮#5797
You've been fined
289 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
132 from the client
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
85 for your hard work
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
503.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
63
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
93
/crime
You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of
439
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
102.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
52
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
395.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
456
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
680
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
553.
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
210
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
62.
/rob Zeld#2932
You were caught attempting to rob Zeld#2932, and have been fined
627.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
54
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
55
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
56
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
77.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
62 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
81.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
156
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
462
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
290 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
542
/work
You were farming and earned
81
/rob [] [] <ENIGMA> [] []#8966
You've been fined
700 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
75
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
273
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
613
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
100.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
78
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
278 to dodge death.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
252.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
328
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
65
/rob TheoneandonlyTyber#1588
You've been fined
676 for trying to rob a poor person.
You were caught attempting to rob Zeld#2932, and have been fined
0.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
71
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
71 from you.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 17 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob buckaroo #4546
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 55 minutes.
man
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
65
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
65
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
322 in return!
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
80 😃
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
610
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
389
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
64.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
173.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
99!
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
93 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
605 in the process
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
327 in donations!
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
56
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
328
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
133 to stop because that's weird.
/rob Alarie #4902
You attempted to rob Alarie#4902, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob PaigeBrook #8000
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 56 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
71.
/crime
You break a window in New York for
319.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
341
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
81
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
68
/rob bank
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Bankai#4698
2 - Banks-OTF#9759
3 - BanksNostalgic#2823
Cancel
Cancelled command.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
71
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
431
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
248
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
83, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
95
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
67!
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
371 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
549
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
95
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
50
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
89
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
337, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
54, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
53
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
73
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
399.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
79.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
56 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
403
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
180
/work
You got featured and won
94
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
94.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
302
/crime
You have been fined
503 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
59 on the ground.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
348, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
80
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
90
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
74. Good job!
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
64 from your peers.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
324.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
335 fine.
/rob Baine406#5491
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
99 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
99.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
373. Great job.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
266
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
66.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
87
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
52
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
508 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
82 for doing it
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
250
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
277
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
68. Congrats!
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
55 on the ground.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
64
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
112
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
252
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
57
/work
You become a game developer and raised
81 for charity.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
52
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
480
/slut
You fucked up, and have been fined
170
/rob TheoneandonlyTyber#1588
You were caught attempting to rob TheoneandonlyTyber#1588, and have been fined
362.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
91
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
353.
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
449.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
61
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
51
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
186!
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
626
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
80
/crime
You steal a car and take it to the junkyard
645
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
98. Good job!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
135 from the client
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
74
/work
You drive women to the store for
88
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 11 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
89 on the way back home!
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
95
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
405
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
235!
/work
You battled and gained
74.
/work
You drive women to the store for
51
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
608
/slut
You get paid
284 for crossdressing
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
88
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
59.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
517
/rob @ruby void
You attempted to rob QueenHoneyBee01#9359, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You are paid
83 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
121 to restock.
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
677 for the damage.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
92!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
241 at you.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
62, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
87
/rob @void lake
You robbed
0 from vaquero#0434.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
76
/crime
You mugged a bunch of nuns for
278
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
125 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
51!
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
80!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
81.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
83.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
93
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
83
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
286 to clean it up.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
344.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
56
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
91.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
189
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
69
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
387
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
52 for your struggles.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
88.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
57
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
59
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
79
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
79
/work
You do some work around the house for
66
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
60.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
82
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
95
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
85.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
89
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
95
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
86
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
95
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
86
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
213
/work
You gave yourself
60 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
70
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
374.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
78
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
91.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
60
/work
You battled and gained
100.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
84 for your hard work
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
67
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
70
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
68
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
90
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
282 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
369
You were caught attempting to rob Himmel#4636, and have been fined
312.
You work as a comedian and earn
54
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
58
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
394, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
409
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
233
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
92
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
222
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
91 for your work.
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
557
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
82 for your hard work
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
340 for damages
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
64
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
221 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
74 from ad revenue.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
195!
/crime
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
369.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
54
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
81
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
320 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 51 seconds.
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
88 worth of scrap.
/rob himmel
You were caught attempting to rob Himmel#4636, and have been fined
346.
You battled and gained
62.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
96
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
89
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
283
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
258
/work
Just take the
55 and go...
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
392
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
67
/work
You work as a model and earn
81
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 52 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
73 for it!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
52
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
70.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
73. The students loved you!
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
80
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
575
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
51
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
81
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
84
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
84 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
60
/work
You walk dogs for
60.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
51
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
51!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
83
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
100.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
675.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
79.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
83
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
65
/slut