#back-room
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You sell bananas for
52
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
95
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
98.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
78
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
222 : D
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
392
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
450.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
50 to help fund the project!
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
242, have fun
Shit
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
246 for your services.
yay
Bro is lucky
/work
You were farming and earned
97
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
76
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
73.
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
62.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
694.
dammmmm
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
54
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
115
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
515
/work
You worked overtime for
79
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
279 for escaping without being caught
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
95.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
78
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
649
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
360.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
302
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
97
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
76.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
58, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
109!
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
55.
/work
You went to work and gained
93
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
64.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 27 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
204 at you.
/Crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
473 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
50.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
77.
/work
You walk dogs for
67.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
418
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
95
/work
You got featured and won
97
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
86.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
71 I think...
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
71
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
378 for the night.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
90
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
81
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
75 from donations
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
80
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
93
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
276.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
55
/work
You receive a check of
97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
79!
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
76
/work
You found
98 on the floor.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
92 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
86
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
85.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
58
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
72
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
68.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
63.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
60
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
442
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
115
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
52 worth of scrap.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
52 off your performance.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
58! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
55!
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
252.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
252
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
54
You robbed
605 from a convenience store.
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
74 on the way back home!
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
117.
You develop games and earn
75.
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
420.
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
314 to get it cured.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
55
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
109 from you!
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
0
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
98!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined
298.
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
473
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
239 fine!
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
98.
/WORK
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
74. Congrats!
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
83 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
346
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
353
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
88. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
68
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
80
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
61 for your efforts!
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
58
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
517 for a job well done.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
73
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
97
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
88 ๐
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
56
/work
You worked and gained
82
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
92
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
72
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
90
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
100
/slut
You found an extra
267 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
265 to some 11 year olds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
79
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
54
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
65
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
79
/work
You got out of bed. Have
83
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
74 off your performance.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
93
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
93
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
95.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
80
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
88.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
80
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
63!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
362
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
69.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
69
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
230 from the client
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
586. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
52
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
0
/work
You were farming and earned
97
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
218!
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
269 fine.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
56
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
65
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
0
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
122.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
52
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
83.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
50
/work
You battled and gained
55.
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
62!
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
87!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
96.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
91
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
55
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
79
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
315 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
91!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
90
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
328 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
0 to clean the stains.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/help
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
95
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
80! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
288
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
51 for helping them out.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
64!
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
84
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
75
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
53
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
198 in one night.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
316 falls out of your pocket!
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
0.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
62
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
91
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
51
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
57
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
69
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
72 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
91
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
92
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
91
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
77 off your performance.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
63
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
92.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
86
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
98.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
61
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
89.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
61
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
59 because we pity you.
/work
You sell bananas for
95
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
72
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
58 for your contributions !
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
68
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
56
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
94
/work
You cannot work for 44 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
81
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
56
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
73
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
63!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
71 for doing his job.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
163 fine!
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
672
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
78
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
96
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
68!
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
79.
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
80, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
90
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
57
/work
A drunk man pays you
73 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
90
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
202!
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
537
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
76!
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
73
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
94.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 59 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Liara
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
293.
/work
A drunk man pays you
88 to walk backwards.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
81 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
51
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
99
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
83
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
81
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
98.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
94
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
60
/work
Just take the
94 and go...
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
77
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
83.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
57
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
55.
/work
You worked and gained
62
/work
You sell your crab for
89, you monster
/work
You are paid
67 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
0. Great job.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
158
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
78
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
51
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
53
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
585!
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
199 for a new one.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
53!
You eat bananas for a living and get
98
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
82
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
396 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
54 for doing his job.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
52 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
71 off your new game.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
205 .
/work
You repair the lights and receive
76
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
63
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
67
/work
You are paid
72 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/crime
You robbed a church and made
311.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
121
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
97
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
79.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
78
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
84!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
67
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
62
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
53!
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
67
/work
You were farming and earned
88
/work
You develop games and earn
61.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
93
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
97
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
80
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
61 for all your items.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
541
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
52
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
88 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You become a game developer and raised
53 for charity.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
88
/work
You milk a cow for
97
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
55
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
62 on the floor.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
79
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
65
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
53
/crime
You sell body parts on the black market
335 in profit.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
53.
/crime
You are fined
299 for jaywalking
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob ReconRangr#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

Yeah I hate you to
Sleep well freind

Goodnight
Shut up

/rob @void lake
You robbed
39 from vaquero#0434.

/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
78
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
99
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
382.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
161!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
95
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
63.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
280
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
73 off your performance.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
94
/work
You were farming and earned
64
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
88
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
62
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
79!
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
52 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
53
/rob @tired panther
You were caught attempting to rob โ~kiri~โ#0446, and have been fined
314.
Bruh
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
89

/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
79
/crime
You scammed some person and got
525 in cash.
/slut
You found an extra
108 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
83
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
74.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
61
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
81.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
81
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
96 from selling drinks
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
70.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
52
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
82.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
91.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
88. Congrats!
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
68
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
69 because we pity you.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
53.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
73 I think...
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
97
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
61 from your peers.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
52
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
61.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
91
/work
You found
69 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You walk dogs for
69.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
419
BOO
/work
You clean the chimney and find
80.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
66
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
93!
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
55
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
100
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
76
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
341.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
197.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
262 for your hard work.
oh
Oh
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
97!
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
100
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
92.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
66 I think...
/slut
You take it up the ass for
241
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
674
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
52
/work
You walk dogs for
98.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
99 on the floor.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
76
/work
You battled and gained
55.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
63
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
305 when you fell over.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
383 on your way out of the locker room.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
216 for child support before disownment.
/balance
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
93
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
129
/work
You clean the chimney and find
92.
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
92
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
179 and a sore ass.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
52
/work
A drunk man pays you
85 to walk backwards.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
86 ๐
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
316
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
86
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
668.
/work
You went to work and gained
81
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
75
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
75.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 16 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
89 for your services.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
59
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
85
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
81
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
64 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
344.
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
323 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
81
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
58.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
65
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
84.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
93
/work
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
95.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
84
/crime
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
84
/slut
You rake in
170, but your butthole will never be the same...
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
200 went down your toilet
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/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
93 .
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
84
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
455.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
360!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
92
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
88
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
50
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
80
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
97.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
67.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
142 after.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
554
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
95
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
52
/work
You found
65 lying on the floor in General Chat!
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
85
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
91
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
81 for doing it
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
74!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
65
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
51
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
568
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
330!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
93
/crime
You were fined
688 for slacking in school!
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
85
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
122.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
445
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
67.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
92.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
100
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
86
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
359 for bail!
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
64
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
71 I think...
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
615 in his jacket!
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
220
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
50.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
50 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
215
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/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
0, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
51
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
233 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
54 for your services.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
437
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
51 but you really don't remember.
/bal
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 13 seconds.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
37 falls out of your pocket!
/rob ReconRangr#0001
You attempted to rob ReconRangr#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
178!
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
95.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
220 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
76
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
568!
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
388
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
0.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
0 for their medical fees.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
89
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
66.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
78! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
99
/slut
You earned
377 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
71
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
90
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
86
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
383
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
167
/ work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
69
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
69, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
0 when you fell over.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
53
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
81 for helping them out.
/work
