You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
71 when you got back home
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You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
71 when you got back home
/slut
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239
/work
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66 because we pity you.
/crime
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557
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78
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278.
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127 for your services.
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64 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
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264
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0
/work
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98 anyway.
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/slut
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205
/crime
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648, for killing her husband!
epic
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72 worth of scrap.
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99
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361!
/work
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70
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427
/slut
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375 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
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54
/slut
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217!
/crime
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606
/work
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55!
/work
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81
/slut
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124.
/work
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70, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
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619 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
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234.
/work
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94
/work
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84 for your team winning!
/slut
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340 for you to worship her feet
/work
/crime
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575
/work
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62
/slut
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129, and you go ahead with it.
/work
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56 for your efforts!
/work
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73.
/work
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/work
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71
/work
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81 was earned.
/work
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63.
/work
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60 in profits
/work
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66 off your performance.
/crime
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372 from you!
/slut
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323 in total.
/work
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95
/work
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69.
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66.
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86.
/work
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95
/work
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86.
/work
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55
/work
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78
/work
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62
/crime
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539 fine.
/work
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64.
/slut
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203!
/work
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75
/work
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77
/work
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83 as in return!
/work
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96
/slut
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347 to get it cured.
/crime
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360
/work
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81
/work
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70
/work
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88.
/work
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67
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90 from Baine406#5491.
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57
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/work
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68.
/work
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95!
/crime
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691.
/work
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99 from donations
/work
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74.
/work
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81
/work
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69
/crime
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547
/slut
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273 for crossdressing
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/work
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99. Congrats!
lol
/slut
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123
/crime
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560
/work
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93
/crime
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684 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/slut
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165
/work
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69
/work
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92.
/crime
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416 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/work
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94
/work
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53
/crime
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667 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
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111 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
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58 near one of the potatoes
/work
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54
/crime
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230 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
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91
/slut
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383!
/work
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75
/work
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71
/slut
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253 in total.
/crime
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524 of stolen merchandise
/work
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80!
/work
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/work
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59
/work
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61
/work
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59
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73 off of donations.
/work
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/work
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88 for the hard work
/slut
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119
/crime
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207
/work
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93. Good job!
/work
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94
/work
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68.
/work
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99.
/crime
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/slut
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/slut
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230 inside it
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/world
/work
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66.
/crime
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560
/work
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66
/slut
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341 for public indecency.
BRUH
/work
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94
/work
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90.
/crime
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189 fine!
/slut
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0 to get it repaired.
/work
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74!
/work
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56
/slut
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254... yikes
/work
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63
/work
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83
/work
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83.
/work
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70
/work
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92.
/work
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88!
/work
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55 for a good job.
/slut
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157
/crime
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675
/work
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71
/work
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75
/work
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82 for the hard work
/work
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71
/work
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90
/work
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56
/work
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65
/slut
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400.
/crime
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592 for slacking in school!
/work
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84
/work
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85
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577.
/work
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77!
/slut
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368
/crime
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589
/crime
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338
/slut
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307
/work
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77
/rob @halcyon hawk
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517.
Whyyy
lol it didint hurt you lucky
/rob @ruby hound
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lol
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414.
/slut
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361
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92 😃
/crime
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208 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
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96.
/slut
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224.
/work
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You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob @halcyon hawk
You robbed
20 from ImABurger#8319.
YOU LITTLE
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 21 seconds.
Sigh
THEN SOMETHING JUST SNAPPED
SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME
AHHHHH
I DID CARE ANYMORE I DIDNT CARE
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
75 I think...
/crime
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Bs
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
66 when you got back home
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
211
/crime
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500
/work
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79
/work
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67 for it!
/work
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/slut
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260 and maybe chlamydia.
/beg
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305 for having your junk out.
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
533 .
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99
/work
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99
/work
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55
/work
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93
/work
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75.
/work
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/work
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98
/work
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79, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
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395.
/slut
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266.
/work
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70
/rob @junior spear
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315.
lol
A drunk man pays you
70 to walk backwards.
/crime
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70.
/slut
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0 to get it out
/work
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67
/work
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73
/work
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75 on the ground.
/work
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87
/work
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66 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
803 from Baine406#5491.
/work
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58
/work
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58.
/work
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58
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381
/work
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74
/work
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51.
/work
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81 for doing his job.
/work
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100 for charity.
/work
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64 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
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63
/work
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96
/work
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73 from ad revenue.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
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/slut
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250!
/crime
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323 stolen from you!
/crime
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/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
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67
/work
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74!
/work
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88 anyway.
/work
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62
/work
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51
/work
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60.
/work
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63 for your contributions !
/work
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73, you monster
/slut
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217
/work
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54
/work
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61 for your contributions !
/work
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99 near one of the potatoes
/work
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74, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
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72
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92 strewn about between the seats!
/work
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97
/work
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78
/work
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51.
/crime
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51.
/slut
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0 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
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90
/work
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83
/slut
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278.
/crime
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417
/slut
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107 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
Just take the
93 and go...
no way fre money
/work
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91
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
81 I think...
/work
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85
/work
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89
/work
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98
/work
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61.
/work
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67. The students loved you!
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
89
/work
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90 for your struggles.
/work
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85 to walk backwards.
/work
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66
/work
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95.
/slut
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273.
/crime
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631
/work
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62 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
57.
/crime
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339
yass
/work
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82.
/work
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60 for your work.
/slut
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243 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
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504, luckily you aren't reported.
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
209.
/work
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56 when you got back home
/crime
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432
/work
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61
/crime
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496
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
84 😃
/slut
An adult video site pays you
281 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
80 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
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68
/work
You work all day at the factory
85
/Work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
66. Good job!
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
331 when you wake up.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 40 seconds.
/Work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
0
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
302.
/work
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65
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
86 for your team winning!
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
65 for the hard work
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
69
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
74
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
86 for your struggles.
/work
Just take the
74 and go...
/work
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81
/work
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58.
/work
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55
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
64 for your team winning!
/work
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82.
/work
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/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
64
/crime
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693
/work
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/work
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/work
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99
/work
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85 strewn about between the seats!
/work
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74
/work
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81
/work
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70
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
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55
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
96.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
58 for watching.
/work
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89
/work
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79
/work
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52
/work
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97
/WORK
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98 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/CRIME
You stepped on a Lego and couldn't continue, you've been fined
641
/SLUT
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281 and a sore ass.
/work
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96
/slut
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115!
/work
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54
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
53 for doing his job.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
99.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
231!
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
76 in your direction.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
83.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
65
/work
51 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
68
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
216
/work
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58
/work
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59.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
100
/work
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54
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
82 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
86 to help fund the project!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
73
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
96
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
61.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
50
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 58 seconds.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
92
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
123 from you.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
0
💀
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
72 😃
/slut
You earned
317 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined
598
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
80!
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
291 in it.
/slut
You get paid
382 for crossdressing
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
60
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
55 on the ground.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
270 back as restitution.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
215.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 17 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 54 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
0 for having your junk out.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
92
/rob @craggy jetty
You attempted to rob Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
68.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
59 for it!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
85
/work
You receive a check of
79 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
58
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
62
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
82 for helping them out.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
84.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
60
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
69
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
93 for your services.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
52
/ work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
99 I think...
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
60.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
97 worth of scrap.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
68.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
96.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
80.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
55
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You find
54 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
53
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work all day at the factory
84
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
54
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
64
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
87
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
86!
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
65 for doing his job.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 43 seconds.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
72
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
86
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
61!
/work
You repair the lights and receive
78
/work
You become a game developer and raised
56 for charity.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
97.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
97
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
180
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
490
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
265
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
377
/work
You found
68 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
74
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
71
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
99
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
81.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
53
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
99!
/crime
The local street gang pays you
465 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
696
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
84 for your struggles.
/rob liara
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
420.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 37 seconds.
/rob boredgarlic
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
82 after the pizzeria closes down.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 41 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob taj
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - taj#2627
2 - taj#9732
3 - Taj#0001
4 - Taj Muhamedagić#4384
5 - tajao#3754
2
You were caught attempting to rob taj#9732, and have been fined
543.
failure
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
270
A
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
51
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 20 minutes and 45 seconds.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
395, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
82.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
309 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You found
81 on the floor.
/crime
You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for
655
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
142!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
65
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
52
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
56
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
119 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You scammed some person and got
682 in cash.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
57 near one of the potatoes
/crime
You are paid
386 to hit yourself.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
97!
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
60
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
162.
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
494 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
88
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
67
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
86
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
90
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
66
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
56! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
61 on the floor.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 2 seconds.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
89
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
76
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
82 from donations
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
72
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
84
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
84
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
340 for your services.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
86.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
79
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
58.
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
61. Good job!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
51
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
67
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
61.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
154 trying to twerk.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
300