You suck some toes and earn
259
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You suck some toes and earn
259
/rob GenXspawn
You were caught attempting to rob GenXspawn#0478, and have been fined
302.
...
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
58
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
81, as it was originally their job
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
367
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
64
/work
89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
76
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
66
/rob @sullen ferry
You were caught attempting to rob GenXspawn#0478, and have been fined
619.
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
350 for more in game currency.
L
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
100
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
59
/rob baine406
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
584.
You hacked this server and got
462.
You get
176 through donations on your cam stream.
let's go
/slut
You earn
332 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
64.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
508.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
94
You serve the customers and receive
90
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
70 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
394 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
Being the criminal mastermind you are, you decide to rob the next person you see. An old lady approaches, here's your chance! You threaten her & demand money. The poor old lady gives you
647 in sheer terror.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
92
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
618 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
178
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
96
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
55
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
87
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
117 from you.
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
340
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
72
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
309 for the night.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
477.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
98.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
69
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
90.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
385
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
77, albeit reluctantly.
/crime
You dabbed.
312 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/balance
/crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
264!
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
90
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
192 at you.
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
382
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
51
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
344 on the black market
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
74!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
99
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
278
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
62
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
72
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
172
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
342.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
61
One message removed from a suspended account.
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
77
One message removed from a suspended account.
You stole a car and sold it for
520
One message removed from a suspended account.
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
116
One message removed from a suspended account.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
68 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
83
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
124!
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
58
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
365 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
673
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
72
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
56
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
67
You work as a zoologist and earn
88
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
288
You fucked up, and have been fined
0
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 29 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
55
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
268
/slut
You rake in
224, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
73
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
262 from the men.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
562 from you and left.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
315.
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
0
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
82!
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
230!
/work
You found
87 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
81
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
242 to your Patreon!
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
86! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
370 to clean the stains.
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
522.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
99 from donations
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
273 arrives in the mail the next day.
/slut
You earn
400 for giving some succ (the good kind)
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
96.
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
267
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
126 back as restitution.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
269
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
55
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
100
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
300
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
0 to fix your leg
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
79
/crime
You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of
537! You also take a few "items" for yourself...
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
389.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
65.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
87
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
380 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
320
/work
You got out of bed. Have
77
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
117 : D
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
51.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
77.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
294 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
437
/with draw 100
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
81
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
75.
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
290
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
269 from the box of fares.
/work
You drive women to the store for
93
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
276.
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
581
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
88
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
697
/slut
Your friend pays you
146 for you to worship her feet
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
99. Congrats!
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
629 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
321
/dep all
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
56 from selling drinks
/slut
Your friend pays you
366 for you to worship her feet
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
95.
/slut
You earned
217 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
531.
Damn
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
88.
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
641
/dep all
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
74!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
88
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
67
/work
You sell bananas for
52
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
517
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
50.
/work
You battled and gained
96.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
50!
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
512 in damages.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
400 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You receive a check of
72 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
521.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
235 to have them cleaned
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/rob @velvet orbit
You attempted to rob coolguy115#6189, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
bruh
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
65.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
96
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
97
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
104.
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
318
/work
You went to work and gained
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
85! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
117 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
443
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
96 for doing his job.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
87.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
89
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
144
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
628 and lost all your toilet paper.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
466.
/rob @paper panther
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
69
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
592
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
58
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
279 : D
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
292!
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
77
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
155!
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
63
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
542 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
369.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
69
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
511
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
180.
/work
You found
78 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
329
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
611
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
99
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
88
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 5 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob ►☼◄#4785
You attempted to rob ►☼◄#4785, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
Bruh
/work
You develop games and earn
60.
/rob baine406#5491
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 19 minutes and 20 seconds.
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
73
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
373 on the black market.
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
200 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
60
/work
You find
69 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
87
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
179 to your Patreon!
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
91.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
505
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
119 to your Patreon!
/rob qwazyiscool#6621
You attempted to rob QwazyisCool#6621, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
94
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
330 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You find
89 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
81 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You worked and gained
88
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
175 on medical bills.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
95
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
73. Congrats!
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
94
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
82
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
68
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
97!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
86
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
61 on the ground.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
78
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 6 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
54, you monster
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
83
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
85
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
371 went down your toilet
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
99.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
51.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
78
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
94
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
98
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
77 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
55
/work
You find
50 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
72! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
69 for your services.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
53
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
86 out of pity.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
330
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
62
/work
You cannot work for 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
97
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
78
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 7 seconds.
/leaderboard
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
70, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
81.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
219.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
99
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
76 was earned.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
252 to your Patreon
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
633 when you fell over.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
78, as it was originally their job
/rob @sullen ferry
You were caught attempting to rob GenXspawn#0478, and have been fined
182.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
83
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
62

/work
You repair the lights and receive
58
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
51.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
66.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
97
/crime
You rob another server for
520
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
68
/work
You make a living selling weed for
77 a day
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
137
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
69
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
597 when you fell over.
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
50
/slut
You take it up the ass for
389
/work
You do some work around the house for
74
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
52.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
99
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
260
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
244
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
53.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
56
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
162 for having your junk out.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
330
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
62
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
318.
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
103 for violating the stay-at-home order.
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
0 fine!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 18 seconds.
/sigh
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
53
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
435
/slut
You got mono from too much kissing. Go to the doctors and pay
217
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
84.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
60.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
57.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
76
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
86.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
416 from Baine406#5491.
You work as a help desk technician and earn
77
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
546 in it
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
187!
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
81.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
281.
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
374... yikes
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
/rob @light shoal
You attempted to rob Volle7#0914, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
dam
/bal
/bal
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
91
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
71 for your work.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
63.
/crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
587
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
291
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 53 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
73
/slut
You rake in
332, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
60
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 4 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 39 minutes and 43 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 33 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
88
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
288 for attempted murder.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
362 from the client
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
75 for it!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 59 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
108.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
86
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
303.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
74 because we pity you.
/slut
You get paid
173 for crossdressing
hey woudl anyone be kind to help me out
/work
You walk dogs for
80.
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
424 for more in game currency.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
226
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
50. The students loved you!
/crime
During an armed assault, you are knocked unconscious by an old geezer. Afterwards, it seems that you are missing
266 when you wake up.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
103
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
64 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
60!
/work
You battled and gained
68.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
67
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
344
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
73
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
252
/work
You gave yourself
55 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
264.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
92
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
75.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
57 on the ground.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
56
/work
You do some work around the house for
90
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
90.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
61
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
52!
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
79
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
52
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
53
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
65
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
242 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
54
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
543
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
353 on the way back to your ship.
W
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
66
/crime
You sneak into the theatre and try to steal tickets but you get caught and thrown out with a fine of
66
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
0 to get it repaired.
/work
You cannot work for 33 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
67
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
76
/crime
Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined
365
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
342
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
94
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
81!
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
75.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
70, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
71
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
91
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
You managed to get with a famous actress for
379
/crime
You see an old woman drop
441, and take it!
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 47 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You found
86 on the floor.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
97!
/work
You become a game developer and raised
58 for charity.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
75 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
85
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
58 from your peers.
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
80 to get it out
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
73.
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
252 for safe keeping.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
147 from Baine406#5491.
lucky duck 😉
Next time, hit me in the morning before 11 am Mountain Time and you might get a better haul.
/work
You are paid
83 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
78.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 36 minutes and 53 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
78
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
81
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
63
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
80
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
96.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
78 anyway.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
64
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
251.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
247
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
179 from Baine406#5491.
/dep all
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
85
/work
61 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
75, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
69
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
65
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
98!
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
111 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
502 from the man's wallet.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
66.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
51 from your peers.
/slut
Your friend pays you
192 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
436
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
388 fine!
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
73. Good job!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
387 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
492.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
90
W
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
79
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
73
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
87
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
54
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
90 for it!
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
81
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
67
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
98!
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
154.
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
467
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
387
ugh
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
250 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
64.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
100
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
85
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
87.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
83
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
620
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
324
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
90
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
80 to help fund the project!
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
91!
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
96 I think...
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
262 from you.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
614
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
80
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
99
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
79
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
78!
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
76.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
55
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
211
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
576
You were caught attempting to rob chickensandwichpro#0938, and have been fined
382.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
95
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
641
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
142 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
51 from your peers.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
79
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
61
/work
You got out of bed. Have
86
/work
You develop games and earn
83.
/work
You went to work and gained
90
/work
You work as an egg and earn
70
/work
You repair the lights and receive
66
/work
You were farming and earned
97
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
78
/work