You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
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You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
218
/crime
You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay
612 for damages
/work
You went to work and gained
82
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
84, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
78
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
82 from your peers.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
101 to clean the stains.
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
311!
im now in immense debt i will never recover
/work
You are paid
62 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
51
/rob @pallid stump
You attempted to rob Big feller#3245, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
66.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
148 to your Patreon!
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
304 to the orphanage.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
75.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
649! Hell yes.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
78.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
111 trying to twerk.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
73
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
92
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
283
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
400 in donations!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
267.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
414 .
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
63
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
100.
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
495
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
130!
/rob @distant latch
You robbed
1,306 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
76 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
354
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You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
90.
One message removed from a suspended account.
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
212!
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
You hack into the mainframe, getting
354 in the process
/rob @pallid stump
You attempted to rob Big feller#3245, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
89
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
78 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
79
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
115 for public indecency.
/Crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
246
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
61!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 40 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
69
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
249
/balance
(that means i have a lot of money)
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
72.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
61 for it!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
82
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
62
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
67
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
184 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
576
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
89
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
92 for your team winning!
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
100 from ad revenue.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
84.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
352.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
153.
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
59
/work
You walk dogs for
51.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
66
/Crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
134
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
264 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
97 near one of the potatoes
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
68
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 19 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
58.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
67.
/work
You got featured and won
60
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 seconds.
damn!!!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
74
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
149.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
493 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
55
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
225 to get it cured.
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
469.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 17 seconds.
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
51 for your team winning!
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
100
/dep all
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
97
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
82
/work
You worked overtime for
84
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
84!
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
51
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
58
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
206 : D
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
378
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
661.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
50
/work
You sell bananas for
55
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
70
You do a good deepthroating and earn
262 from the client
You work as a pumpkin picker
79
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
312
You robbed
1 from Javier Escuella#5502.
/work
You went to work and gained
96
/slut
You get
287 through donations on your cam stream.
/Crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
612
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
87
/work
You slept in a bed and found
96 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
76
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
94
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
194!
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
228 for attempted murder.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
100
/slut
You rake in
189, but your butthole will never be the same...
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
90
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
55
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
657.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
90 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
191 to your Patreon!
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
74!
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
52
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
309... yikes
/Crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
451
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
66.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
168 for surgery.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
50!
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
92 to help fund the project!
/bal
#bar
/deposit 92
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
361.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
64
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
91
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
77
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
335 fine!
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
177 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
50
/work
You cannot work for 47 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
80.
/deposit
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
66!
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
642
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
137 for surgery.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
86
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
90
/work
You gave yourself
59 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You worked and gained
64
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
97
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
73!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
539
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
178 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
55 for charity.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
77
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
50.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
72.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really donโt lie. You earn
75.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
89 in your direction.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
95 for a good job.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
80.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
100.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
142 after.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
57.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
70.
/work
You drive women to the store for
95
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
93 for helping them out.
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
93 near one of the potatoes
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
331
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
395
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
94
Youโve been drugged! When you wake up youโve lost
225
You were caught attempting to rob Javier Escuella#5502, and have been fined
101.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
280
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
76, it must be your lucky day!
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
shut up
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
74 off your new game.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
218 at you.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
85
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
85.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
77
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 26 seconds.
i can only smash once an hour?!?!? what a ripoff!!
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
61
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
375.
...
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
83
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
77
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
86
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
69
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
99
/Crime
You did a crime and got
434 from it :/
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
248 from you as compensation.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
273 stolen from you!
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
59.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
94
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
67
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
67
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
95.
My lower back!
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
84 from ad revenue.
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
191 to clean the stains.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
562
/rob @low mantle
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
83
/Crime
The local street gang pays you
324 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
Good old Lumbago robber!
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
84.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
359
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
58 I think...
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
93 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
55
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
51 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
85.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
533
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
225 for child support before disownment.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
91.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
57.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
291.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
55
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
61
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
89
Ah I work with the expensive Buddy
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
95.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
56
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
96
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
70
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
95
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
206.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
359
omds
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
82
/work
You make a living selling weed for
77 a day
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
74
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
97
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
68
/slut
Thatโs not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
243 in hospital fees.
/Crime
You sell your first mixtape and earn
572
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
64.
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
97
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
85
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
510 fine!
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
92
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
83
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
73!
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
0.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
93
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
101
/Crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
255
/rob @ripe badger
You attempted to rob Mrs. Escuella#0088, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You've been fined
15 for trying to rob a poor person.
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
0.
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
66 out of pity.
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
539
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
88
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
110.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
70 from donations
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
57 for doing his job.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
82
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
79 for the hard work
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
63
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
210 after.
/Crime
You steal
256 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
95
/crime
You loiter and are fined
295.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
0 from you as compensation.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
67
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
70
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
57
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
/Crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 8 seconds.
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
269!
/Crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
291 fine!
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
64!
/work
You slept in a bed and found
96 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
54. Congrats!
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
66
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
62!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
/rob @wanton pecan
You robbed
93 from PaigeBrook#8000.
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
52.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
145.
/crime
You find
343 laying on the street and take it
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
89 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
339 to resolve your burnt skin.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
94
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
60 strewn about between the seats!
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
413.
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
65.
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
178
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
681.
You robbed
12 from Javier Escuella#5502.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
68
You work as a pumpkin picker
94
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
138.
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
344.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
92 on the floor.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
90 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
91, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
71
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
97
You worked and gained
99
/crime
Stealing candy from a baby didn't turn out to be as easy as you'd think, you've been fined
258
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
319 in donations!
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
67
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
79
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
54 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
94
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
89!
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
301 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
250 back as restitution.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
1,157 from Mrs. Escuella#0088.
HAH
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
57
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
88
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
323 from you.
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
487...
/slut
You take it up the ass for
202
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
60
/Crime
You have been fined
601 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
50
/rob @ionic heron
You've been fined
257 for trying to rob a poor person.
Dies๐
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
507 stolen from you!
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
52.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
379
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
79
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @wanton pecan
You attempted to rob PaigeBrook#8000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
73!
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
60
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
67
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
128
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
57
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
81
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
79.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
71 I think...
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
97
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
200 and lost all your toilet paper.
lol
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
81 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
68
You do a good deepthroating and earn
302 from the client
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
55
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
0
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
79
/rob @wooden scroll
You attempted to rob !BBirdie#3030, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @low mantle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
85
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
185 for your services.
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
291.
/rob @late fog
You were caught attempting to rob PinkyThePig#4284, and have been fined
667.
nice try
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
97
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
71
/dep all
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
82 in your direction.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
53 for a good job.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
58.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
94
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
97
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
86.
/work
You sell bananas for
61
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
97. Good job!
/dep all
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
90
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
184!
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
336
You clean off the chairs and get paid
94
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
187!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
52.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
100 though.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
54
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
92
/work
You develop games and earn
99.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
64 on the floor.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
433, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
86 on the floor.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
425
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
94, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
382
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
77
tf
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
82.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
59!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
50
/work
You walk dogs for
86.
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
62!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
50
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
52.
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
63
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
99
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
80 for watching.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
630 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
171 after.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
92
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
63
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
99 for your efforts!
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
68
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
258!
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @desert dew
You attempted to rob J0ฮIะ
#1405, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
68 a day
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
140.
/crime
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
208
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
72
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
98 for your work.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
70
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
175.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
90
/work
You do some work around the house for
72
/crime
You robbed a church and made
608.
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
329!
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
72
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
282 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
74
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
88
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
398.
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
285
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
53
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
99 from your peers.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
84.
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
68 anyway.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
664
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
249 for disturbing the public peace.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
86!
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
177
/work
You become a game developer and raised
84 for charity.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
57.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
54. Good job!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
58 for your hard work
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
84
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
57 off your performance.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
632!
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
81!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
281 for surgery.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
53!
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
78 for it.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
143!
/crime
You successfully steal someone's car, but have to put fuel in it. The fuel costed
622
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
72.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
80 for it!
You get paid
318 for crossdressing
/crime
You loiter and are fined
392.
hi
wsg
fuck
shit
bitch
fuck
its so longggggggg
harder daddy
yes
yes
cum on me daddy
uwu
yes
eeeeehhhhhh
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! Youโve earned
95!
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
95 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
539
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
315
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
75
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
95.
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
171
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 32 seconds.
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
351.
/dep
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
79.
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
604
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
81. Good job.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
87
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
291 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
81
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
91 for doing it
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
59.
/crime
You dabbed.
451 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
88
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
270.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
93
/slut
Your friend pays you
203 for you to worship her feet
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
296
/rob @wanton pecan
You attempted to rob PaigeBrook#8000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
85
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
70, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
329 in donations!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
78 though.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
87 because we pity you.
/work
You cannot work for 38 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
87
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
90
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
50
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
53 on the floor.
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
300
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
318 went down your toilet
An adult video site pays you
153 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You work as a comedian and earn
79
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
413
/work