#back-room | Red Dead Redemption 2 | Page 36

ripe badger Jan 2, 2023, 7:01 AM

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#6

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/#6

languid dew Jan 2, 2023, 11:07 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 11:07 AM

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SpongeBob#6265

You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of Cash 200

languid dew Jan 2, 2023, 11:07 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 11:07 AM

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SpongeBob#6265

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash 159 at you.

ebon ibex Jan 2, 2023, 3:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 3:15 PM

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AALKSHEK#2794

You help clean a horses stable for Cash 93

ebon ibex Jan 2, 2023, 3:15 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 3:15 PM

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AALKSHEK#2794

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 357 from the men.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 3:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 3:34 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 68

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 3:34 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 3:34 PM

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crisps#3092

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 200 and maybe chlamydia.

tropic vortex Jan 2, 2023, 4:48 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 4:48 PM

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MrKilla#7702

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash 113.

tropic vortex Jan 2, 2023, 4:48 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 4:48 PM

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MrKilla#7702

You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for Cash 88

tropic vortex Jan 2, 2023, 4:48 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 4:48 PM

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MrKilla#7702

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash 257.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 5:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 5:36 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 65

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 5:36 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 5:36 PM

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crisps#3092

You robbed a bank and got Cash 299

rich marlin Jan 2, 2023, 6:39 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:39 PM

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Mr._Ducky#9230

A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for Cash 587

sturdy hawk Jan 2, 2023, 6:56 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:56 PM

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ghost man#1824

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 61

sturdy hawk Jan 2, 2023, 6:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:57 PM

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ghost man#1824

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

sturdy hawk Jan 2, 2023, 6:57 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:57 PM

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ghost man#1824

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with Cash 485

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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crisps#3092

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you Cash 61.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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crisps#3092

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 211, have fun

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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crisps#3092

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash 581 for sexual assault

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 6:58 PM

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smh

serene kestrel Jan 2, 2023, 7:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:04 PM

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Newogames#0359

You work as a help desk technician and earn Cash 88

serene kestrel Jan 2, 2023, 7:04 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:04 PM

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Newogames#0359

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 388.

serene kestrel Jan 2, 2023, 7:05 PM

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/rob @tropic vortex

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:05 PM

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Newogames#0359

xmark You've been fined Cash 498 for trying to rob a poor person.

serene kestrel Jan 2, 2023, 7:05 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:05 PM

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Newogames#0359

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 35 seconds.

serene kestrel Jan 2, 2023, 7:06 PM

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/loot

tropic vortex Jan 2, 2023, 7:06 PM

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/rob @serene kestrel

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:06 PM

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MrKilla#7702

xmark You attempted to rob Newogames#0359, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

serene kestrel Jan 2, 2023, 7:07 PM

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tropic vortex /rob <@688493614837268582>

Damn bro it said u was a poor person, I guess we even right?

tropic vortex Jan 2, 2023, 7:07 PM

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haha yea 😄

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 7:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:12 PM

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crisps#3092

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 60

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 7:12 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:12 PM

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 54 seconds.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 7:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:24 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn Cash 77

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 7:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:37 PM

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crisps#3092

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 72, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

ivory parcel Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash 63

ivory parcel Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole Cash 349.

ivory parcel Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost Cash 694

ivory parcel Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 7:52 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 8:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 8:03 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash 76

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 8:03 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 8:03 PM

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crisps#3092

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 319, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 8:03 PM

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omds

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 8:03 PM

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crisps#3092

You see an old woman drop Cash 541, and take it!

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 8:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 8:09 PM

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 45 seconds.

low mantle Jan 2, 2023, 8:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 8:25 PM

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crisps#3092

You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned Cash 65

broken sorrel Jan 2, 2023, 8:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 8:26 PM

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Baine406#5491

You milk a cow for Cash 78

broken sorrel Jan 2, 2023, 9:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 9:00 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash 58

broken sorrel Jan 2, 2023, 9:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 2, 2023, 9:24 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 86

cunning steeple Jan 3, 2023, 1:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:21 AM

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash 60

cunning steeple Jan 3, 2023, 1:21 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:21 AM

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You found an extra Cash 364 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

cunning steeple Jan 3, 2023, 1:21 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:21 AM

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal Cash 505.

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 1:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:43 AM

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crisps#3092

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 75

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 1:43 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:43 AM

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crisps#3092

You sold drugs for Cash 426

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 3:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:03 AM

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Baine406#5491

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash 83 off your new game.

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 3:29 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:29 AM

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Baine406#5491

You worked overtime for Cash 77

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 5:36 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:36 AM

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booverboyyy#6656

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash 85

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 5:36 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:36 AM

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booverboyyy#6656

You rob a bank for Cash 305

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 AM

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yeeeetsum#7478

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 51 when you got back home

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 AM

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yeeeetsum#7478

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash 193 to fix your leg

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 AM

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yeeeetsum#7478

Your hacker friend wires you Cash 372. Good payroll today gamers.

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 7:03 AM

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/rob @rugged imp

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:03 AM

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yeeeetsum#7478

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Shyruban#0776, and have been fined Cash 548.

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 7:03 AM

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Oof

rugged imp Jan 3, 2023, 7:17 AM

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/rob @wise cobalt

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:17 AM

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Shyruban#0776

xmark You attempted to rob yeeeetsum#7478, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 7:18 AM

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Hogogogo

rugged imp Jan 3, 2023, 7:18 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:18 AM

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Shyruban#0776

During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost Cash 312

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 7:28 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:28 AM

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JaroldBobMartin#4507

You work as a janitor and earn Cash 77

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 7:28 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:28 AM

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JaroldBobMartin#4507

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 7:28 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:28 AM

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JaroldBobMartin#4507

You invaded a hangout party and stole Cash 262

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 11:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:27 AM

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crisps#3092

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash 69

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 11:27 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:27 AM

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crisps#3092

You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a Cash 257 fine!

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 11:27 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:27 AM

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crisps#3092

You get paid Cash 249 for crossdressing

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 12:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:42 PM

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Baine406#5491

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash 60!

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 12:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:45 PM

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sonebody#3756

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 89

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 12:46 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:46 PM

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sonebody#3756

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash 289 from you!

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 12:46 PM

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Oh no

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:46 PM

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sonebody#3756

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.

gleaming echo Jan 3, 2023, 1:12 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:12 PM

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Charles Châtenay#7792

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash 299

gleaming echo Jan 3, 2023, 1:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:12 PM

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Charles Châtenay#7792

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash 51

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 1:30 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 1:30 PM

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Baine406#5491

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash 86.

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 2:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 2:47 PM

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yeeeetsum#7478

You work at a lamp store and earn Cash 83

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 2:47 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 2:47 PM

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yeeeetsum#7478

You take it up the ass for Cash 292

wise cobalt Jan 3, 2023, 2:47 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 2:47 PM

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yeeeetsum#7478

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 433 because they don't get paid enough

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 2:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 2:59 PM

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sonebody#3756

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn Cash 77.

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:00 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:00 PM

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sonebody#3756

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash 77

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:00 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:00 PM

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sonebody#3756

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash 0 .

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:00 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:00 PM

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sonebody#3756

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 28 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:07 PM

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silent gale

shock

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:08 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You are fined Cash 238 for jaywalking

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:08 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:08 PM

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sonebody#3756

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes and 20 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:08 PM

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well I’ll be damn

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:08 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

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sonebody#3756

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 12 seconds.

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

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Oh cmon

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash 113 at you.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

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cowboykiss

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 3:09 PM

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eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:11 PM

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Hearthur

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 3:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:11 PM

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Baine406#5491

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you Cash 73 for helping them out.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:16 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:16 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 20 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:17 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:17 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in Cash 66

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:17 PM

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/rob @cinder glacier

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:17 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Sadie Adler#4898, and have been fined Cash 286.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:17 PM

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shock

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:20 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 54 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 3:20 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:20 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 48 minutes and 6 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 3:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:29 PM

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Baine406#5491

You worked as a businessman and earned Cash 65

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 3:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 3:45 PM

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Baine406#5491

You make a living selling weed for Cash 78 a day

lapis pewter Jan 3, 2023, 3:51 PM

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Own $50,000 within 4days of trading, but you will give me just 15% from what ever you make. Please don't dm if you're not down for the 15%

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 4:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 4:20 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash 52

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 4:20 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 4:20 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you Cash 95.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 4:20 PM

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shock

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/rob @cinder glacier

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 4:21 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 56 minutes and 10 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 4:21 PM

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sadart

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/bal

deep minnow Jan 3, 2023, 5:17 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:17 PM

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.rufus#3992

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash 53

deep minnow Jan 3, 2023, 5:17 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:17 PM

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.rufus#3992

You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined Cash 307

deep minnow Jan 3, 2023, 5:18 PM

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/money

wanton pecan Jan 3, 2023, 5:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:22 PM

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PaigeBrook#8000

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash 70

wanton pecan Jan 3, 2023, 5:23 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:23 PM

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PaigeBrook#8000

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash 152 for having your junk out.

indigo stratus Jan 3, 2023, 5:25 PM

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/money

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:25 PM

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Deathcore18#1661

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash 60

indigo stratus Jan 3, 2023, 5:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:25 PM

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Deathcore18#1661

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 5:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:27 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 99

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 5:27 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:27 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 373!

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 5:27 PM

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cowboylove

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/rob @cinder glacier

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Reverend Swanson#4898, and have been fined Cash 350.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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sadart

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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M3NT4LITY#1797

You worked overtime for Cash 86

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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M3NT4LITY#1797

You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you Cash 348!

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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M3NT4LITY#1797

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of Cash 634

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 5:32 PM

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gyat

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/money

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/balance

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/rob @cinder glacier

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:33 PM

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M3NT4LITY#1797

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Reverend Swanson#4898, and have been fined Cash 0.

tropic vortex Jan 3, 2023, 5:43 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:43 PM

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MrKilla#7702

You work as a professional snail racer and win Cash 69

tropic vortex Jan 3, 2023, 5:43 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:43 PM

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MrKilla#7702

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost Cash 78, have fun

tropic vortex Jan 3, 2023, 5:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:44 PM

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MrKilla#7702

You murdered your old CEO and found Cash 613 in his jacket!

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 5:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:52 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a model and earn Cash 93

serene kestrel Jan 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

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Newogames#0359

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 267 to your Patreon

serene kestrel Jan 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

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Newogames#0359

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 81

serene kestrel Jan 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:54 PM

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Newogames#0359

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash 384

craggy jetty Jan 3, 2023, 6:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 6:01 PM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

You become a game developer and raised Cash 51 for charity.

lament plover Jan 3, 2023, 6:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 6:12 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a bread scientist and earn Cash 51

lament plover Jan 3, 2023, 6:12 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 6:12 PM

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Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:01 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as the head of elephants and earn Cash 73

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 7:18 PM

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/rob @brave wasp

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:18 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 13 minutes and 16 seconds.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash 186

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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how dare you

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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cowboykekw

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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/rob @eternal anchor

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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M3NT4LITY-#1797

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 20 seconds.

brave wasp Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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fuck :(((

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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SipArthur

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:19 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined Cash 221

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 7:20 PM

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sadart

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:20 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You found Cash 75 on the floor.

eternal anchor Jan 3, 2023, 7:20 PM

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arthur

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

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crisps#3092

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 65

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

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crisps#3092

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back Cash 272 to dodge death.

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 7:30 PM

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crisps#3092

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash 178 in donations!

pallid stump Jan 3, 2023, 8:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:22 PM

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Big feller#3245

You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved Cash 91!

pallid stump Jan 3, 2023, 8:22 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:22 PM

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Big feller#3245

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 199

pallid stump Jan 3, 2023, 8:23 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:23 PM

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Big feller#3245

You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined Cash 491 for sexual assault

#

Big feller#3245

xmark You attempted to rob M3NT4LITY-#1797, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 8:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:32 PM

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crisps#3092

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain Cash 71 though.

low mantle Jan 3, 2023, 8:32 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:32 PM

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crisps#3092

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 201.

rose dove Jan 3, 2023, 8:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:36 PM

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rdr2#8521

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash 58!

rose dove Jan 3, 2023, 8:36 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:36 PM

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rdr2#8521

You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost Cash 267.

rose dove Jan 3, 2023, 8:36 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:36 PM

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rdr2#8521

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.

rose dove Jan 3, 2023, 8:37 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:37 PM

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rdr2#8521

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash 177

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 8:39 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 8:39 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash 77

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:19 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:19 PM

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Rupert#0771

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 68

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:20 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:20 PM

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Rupert#0771

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash 197 to your Patreon!

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:20 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:20 PM

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Rupert#0771

You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a Cash 418 fine.

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:21 PM

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/rob @brave wasp

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:21 PM

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Rupert#0771

xmark You attempted to rob M3NT4LITY-#1797, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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/balance

ivory parcel Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 62.

ivory parcel Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash 153 for child support before disownment.

ivory parcel Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:22 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste Cash 0 for more in game currency.

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:23 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:23 PM

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Rupert#0771

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 40 seconds.

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:24 PM

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Rupert#0771

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 49 seconds.

high anvil Jan 3, 2023, 9:24 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 9:24 PM

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Rupert#0771

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 8 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 10:06 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 10:06 PM

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Baine406#5491

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash 69

chrome mountain Jan 3, 2023, 10:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 10:25 PM

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Terugo#1193

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 79

chrome mountain Jan 3, 2023, 10:25 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 10:25 PM

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Terugo#1193

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash 370

chrome mountain Jan 3, 2023, 10:25 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 10:25 PM

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Terugo#1193

You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you Cash 0 to clean the stains.

jade gulch Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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/rob @chrome mountain

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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CholoCuhMan27#6496

xmark You've been fined Cash 430 for trying to rob a poor person.

jade gulch Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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CholoCuhMan27#6496

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 93.

jade gulch Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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CholoCuhMan27#6496

You kill someone and sell their organs for Cash 667

jade gulch Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:09 PM

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CholoCuhMan27#6496

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives Cash 142

broken sorrel Jan 3, 2023, 11:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:33 PM

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Baine406#5491

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash 92 out of pity.

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 11:59 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:59 PM

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Darth Grievous#5477

You rob a nearby corner store for Cash 508

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 11:59 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:59 PM

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Darth Grievous#5477

You have a good night out and earn Cash 274.

ripe badger Jan 3, 2023, 11:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:59 PM

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Darth Grievous#5477

You sell bananas for Cash 93

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

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ghost man#1824

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash 52

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

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ghost man#1824

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 208.

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

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/sut

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:03 AM

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ghost man#1824

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 AM

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ghost man#1824

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash 449, luckily you aren't reported.

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 AM

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/bal

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:06 AM

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ghost man#1824

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 19 seconds.

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:06 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:06 AM

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ghost man#1824

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 36 seconds.

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:07 AM

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/with 100

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 1:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:43 AM

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crisps#3092

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 90

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 1:43 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:43 AM

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crisps#3092

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash 559

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 1:44 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:44 AM

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crisps#3092

You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined Cash 361.

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 1:44 AM

#

omgs

barren sapphire Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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Username_not_found#8340

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

barren sapphire Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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Username_not_found#8340

You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a Cash 405 fine!

barren sapphire Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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Username_not_found#8340

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got Cash 66 I think...

barren sapphire Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:58 AM

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Username_not_found#8340

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash 384 and a sore ass.

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 4:24 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:24 AM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 91.

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 4:24 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:24 AM

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Donkeyzach#3560

Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost Cash 91.

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 4:24 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:24 AM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You become a pimp and earn Cash 221!

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 4:41 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:41 AM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a serial murderer... and earn Cash 62

pastel laurel Jan 4, 2023, 4:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:50 AM

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f1ghtEr#9289

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 96

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:21 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:21 AM

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Big feller#3245

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash 37

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:21 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:21 AM

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Big feller#3245

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash 61

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:22 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:22 AM

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Big feller#3245

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 167 and maybe chlamydia.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:23 AM

#

/rob @ivory parcel

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:23 AM

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Big feller#3245

xmark You attempted to rob Donkeyzach#3560, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

#

Big feller#3245

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:24 AM

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/bj 200

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 10:12 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:12 AM

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Big feller#3245

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash 76

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 10:12 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:12 AM

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Big feller#3245

Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal Cash 104, luckily you aren't reported.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 10:13 AM

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/rob @low mantle

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:13 AM

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Big feller#3245

xmark You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 10:13 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:13 AM

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Big feller#3245

You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you Cash 192 in return!

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 12:13 PM

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/rob @sturdy hawk

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:13 PM

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Big feller#3245

xmark You attempted to rob ghost man#1824, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

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Big feller#3245

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash 0 fine.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

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Big feller#3245

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 72

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

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Big feller#3245

That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent Cash 361 to your Patreon

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 12:14 PM

#

/dep all

kindred gate Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

#

*+*-xXxwhyIsThisMyNamexXx-*+*#1841

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

kindred gate Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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bruh

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/rob @late mica

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

#

*+*-xXxwhyIsThisMyNamexXx-*+*#1841

xmark You attempted to rob spidey#7000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

kindred gate Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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bruh

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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*+*-xXxwhyIsThisMyNamexXx-*+*#1841

Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes Cash 262 from you as compensation.

kindred gate Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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*+*-xXxwhyIsThisMyNamexXx-*+*#1841

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

kindred gate Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:05 PM

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*+*-xXxwhyIsThisMyNamexXx-*+*#1841

Your public indecency paid off and you got Cash 489

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:10 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:10 PM

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ghost man#1824

You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got Cash 394 for a job well done.

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:11 PM

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ghost man#1824

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash 80

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:11 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash 70

sturdy hawk Jan 4, 2023, 1:11 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:11 PM

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ghost man#1824

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash 252 for having your junk out.

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:13 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:13 PM

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Xkynete#0001

Your rent is due. You send a check for Cash 393.

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:14 PM

#

Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot work for 6 minutes and 47 seconds.

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:16 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:16 PM

#

Xkynete#0001

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash 212 on the way back to your ship.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 1:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:22 PM

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Baine406#5491

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 93 on the way back home!

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:35 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:35 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn Cash 69

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:35 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:35 PM

#

Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 23 seconds.

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:35 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:35 PM

#

Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 3 seconds.

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:51 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays Cash 90 for your services.

lament plover Jan 4, 2023, 1:51 PM

#

Stacy’s mom has got it going on

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 2:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 2:29 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash 88

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 2:29 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 2:29 PM

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crisps#3092

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 113

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 2:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 2:38 PM

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Baine406#5491

You repair the lights and receive Cash 90

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 2:50 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 2:50 PM

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Baine406#5491

You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found Cash 86 near one of the potatoes

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 3:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 3:02 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash 77

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 3:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 3:02 PM

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crisps#3092

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash 51. Good job!

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 3:02 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 3:02 PM

#

crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 6 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 3:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 3:24 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash 63 from ad revenue.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 3:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 3:38 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a beefeater and earn Cash 59

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 4:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:07 PM

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Baine406#5491

Just take the Cash 83 and go...

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

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crisps#3092

You found Cash 86 on the floor.

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

#

crisps#3092

An informant catches you in the act and relays it to the authorities. You are caught and fined Cash 453

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

#

crisps#3092

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 290

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

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Big feller#3245

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash 67 stashed inside one of them.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

Big feller#3245

You steal a cellphone and sell it on eBay for Cash 566

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

/rob @restive juniper

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

Big feller#3245

xmark You were caught attempting to rob SirBee#9999, and have been fined Cash 497.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:33 PM

#

Big feller#3245

You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received Cash 187 from the men.

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 4:41 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:41 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash 87

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 4:41 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:41 PM

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 51 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 4:42 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:42 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 100

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 4:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:47 PM

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 4:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 4:58 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 85

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 5:08 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:08 PM

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crisps#3092

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 54

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 5:33 PM

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/rob @cinder glacier

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:33 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

check You robbed Cash 3 from Isaac Morgan#4898.

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 5:33 PM

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SipArthur

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:33 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You take your cat for a walk and gain Cash 87

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 5:46 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:46 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have Cash 270

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 5:46 PM

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shock

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sadart

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neghonor

cloud adder Jan 4, 2023, 5:55 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:55 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash 75

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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Big feller#3245

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash 0

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

#

Big feller#3245

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 36 minutes and 20 seconds.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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Big feller#3245

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash 57

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash 73

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:57 PM

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Big feller#3245

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash 105 : D

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 6:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:09 PM

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Baine406#5491

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash 56

cloud adder Jan 4, 2023, 6:09 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:09 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash 63 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 6:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:10 PM

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crisps#3092

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid Cash 99 for doing his job.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 6:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:22 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash 94

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 6:23 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:23 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash 157.

cloud adder Jan 4, 2023, 6:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:46 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 82

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 6:51 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:51 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You worked as a sperm donor and earned Cash 294

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 6:51 PM

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cowboykekw

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:52 PM

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Arthur Morgan#0270

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 76

eternal anchor Jan 4, 2023, 6:58 PM

#

/rob @cinder glacier

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:58 PM

#

Arthur Morgan#0270

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 35 minutes and 18 seconds.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:04 PM

#

/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:04 PM

#

Big feller#3245

xmark You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:04 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:04 PM

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Big feller#3245

You robbed a bank and secured Cash 622.

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:05 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:05 PM

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Big feller#3245

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash 57 for the hard work

pallid stump Jan 4, 2023, 7:05 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:05 PM

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Big feller#3245

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash 262 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 7:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:13 PM

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Baine406#5491

You are paid Cash 84 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 7:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:24 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn Cash 88

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 7:25 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:25 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash 57

cloud adder Jan 4, 2023, 7:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:52 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash 81

cunning steeple Jan 4, 2023, 7:53 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:53 PM

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash 242 to fix your leg

cunning steeple Jan 4, 2023, 7:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:53 PM

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 52.

cunning steeple Jan 4, 2023, 7:53 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 7:53 PM

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay Cash 390 in hospital expenses...

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 8:31 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 8:31 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You work as a circus clown and earn Cash 85.

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 8:31 PM

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YEAH!!!

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 8:32 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash 306

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 8:32 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 8:32 PM

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Donkeyzach#3560

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 288!

ivory parcel Jan 4, 2023, 8:32 PM

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bru

ripe badger Jan 4, 2023, 8:51 PM

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?work

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 8:51 PM

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PhantomLord#2372

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 56 when you got back home

ripe badger Jan 4, 2023, 8:51 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 8:51 PM

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PhantomLord#2372

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you Cash 395 and maybe chlamydia.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 8:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 8:59 PM

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Baine406#5491

You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned Cash 55

ripe badger Jan 4, 2023, 9:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 9:03 PM

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PhantomLord#2372

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash 98

ripe badger Jan 4, 2023, 9:03 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 9:03 PM

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PhantomLord#2372

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 48 minutes and 7 seconds.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 9:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 9:34 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 99

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 9:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 9:53 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash 73

wise cobalt Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

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yeeeetsum#7478

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash 98. The students loved you!

wise cobalt Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

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yeeeetsum#7478

You rob a wild bank and manage to steal Cash 345

wise cobalt Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

#

yeeeetsum#7478

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 231

wise cobalt Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

#

Les go

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 10:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:15 PM

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crisps#3092

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash 96 from your peers.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 10:20 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:20 PM

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Baine406#5491

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash 52 for your work.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 10:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:33 PM

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Baine406#5491

You clean the chimney and find Cash 73.

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 10:53 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:53 PM

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Baine406#5491

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 90 on the floor.

tough warren Jan 4, 2023, 10:59 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:59 PM

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FTC LIL MURDA#1409

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash 93

tough warren Jan 4, 2023, 11:00 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:00 PM

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FTC LIL MURDA#1409

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole Cash 181.

tough warren Jan 4, 2023, 11:00 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:00 PM

#

FTC LIL MURDA#1409

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash 466

tough warren Jan 4, 2023, 11:00 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:00 PM

#

FTC LIL MURDA#1409

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

#

FTC LIL MURDA#1409

xmark Invalid <user> argument given.

Usage:
rob <user>

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 11:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:13 PM

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Baine406#5491

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash 83 for a good job.

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 11:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:15 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 52

low mantle Jan 4, 2023, 11:15 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:15 PM

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crisps#3092

You held the planet ransom with nukes for Cash 295

cloud adder Jan 4, 2023, 11:19 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:19 PM

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Solavellan#5442

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash 96

broken sorrel Jan 4, 2023, 11:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 4, 2023, 11:32 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash 62

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 12:34 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:34 AM

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crisps#3092

You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly Cash 55 was earned.

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 12:34 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:34 AM

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crisps#3092

Your friend pays you Cash 119 for you to worship her feet

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 12:43 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:43 AM

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crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 18 seconds.

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 1:04 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:04 AM

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crisps#3092

You work as an Irish dancer and earn Cash 73

ripe badger Jan 5, 2023, 1:07 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:07 AM

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booverboyyy#6656

Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of Cash 269!

ripe badger Jan 5, 2023, 1:09 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:09 AM

#

booverboyyy#6656

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 12 seconds.

subtle raft Jan 5, 2023, 1:16 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:16 AM

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Hal9000#7047

You work as the president and earn Cash 81

subtle raft Jan 5, 2023, 1:16 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:16 AM

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Hal9000#7047

You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined Cash 281

subtle raft Jan 5, 2023, 1:16 AM

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/bal

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:17 AM

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Hal9000#7047

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.

subtle raft Jan 5, 2023, 1:18 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:18 AM

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Hal9000#7047

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid Cash 195

barren sapphire Jan 5, 2023, 2:32 AM

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/ work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:32 AM

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Username_not_found#8340

You did some odd jobs in the city and earned Cash 51. Good job!

barren sapphire Jan 5, 2023, 2:32 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:32 AM

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Username_not_found#8340

You have been fined Cash 374 because you ate during work hours.

barren sapphire Jan 5, 2023, 2:33 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:33 AM

#

Username_not_found#8340

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash 163

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:36 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:36 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was Cash 170.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:36 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:36 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for Cash 201.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:36 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found Cash 53 on the floor.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 3:03 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:03 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash 63

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 3:13 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:13 AM

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Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot work for 39 seconds.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 3:14 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:14 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash 91.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 3:31 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:31 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash 89

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 3:53 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:53 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 90 from donations

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:05 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:05 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you Cash 99.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:05 AM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:05 AM

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Xkynete#0001

Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined Cash 307

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:05 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:05 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash 160.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:15 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of Cash 89

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:27 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:27 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received Cash 99 for your contributions !

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:37 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:37 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot work for 16 seconds.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:37 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:37 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn Cash 91

crude dragon Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 AM

#

hoodaki#4037

You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid Cash 73.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:50 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You were farming and earned Cash 77

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 4:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:51 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You slept in a bed and found Cash 76 under your pillow when you woke up

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 5:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:00 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You got featured and won Cash 65

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 5:10 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:10 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash 81

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 5:47 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:47 AM

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Xkynete#0001

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find Cash 69 worth of scrap.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 5:48 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:48 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You attempt to rob the peasant's village. You don't find any valuable assets, and you get fined Cash 433.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 5:48 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:48 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 178 in a baggie next to you.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:01 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:01 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash 100 when you got back home

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:15 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:15 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash 75

#

Mrs. Escuella#0088

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash 239

#

Mrs. Escuella#0088

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash 251

#

Mrs. Escuella#0088

You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid Cash 95.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:26 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:26 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You clean off the animatronics and get paid Cash 70

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:39 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:39 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash 94

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:32 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:32 AM

#

Big feller#3245

You found Cash 627 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:32 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:32 AM

#

Big feller#3245

You worked overtime for Cash 59

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:32 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:32 AM

#

Big feller#3245

You earn Cash 238 for giving some succ (the good kind)

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 12:01 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:02 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash 86

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 12:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:02 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 12:03 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:03 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 375!

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 12:03 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:03 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

You robbed Cash 677 from a convenience store.

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 12:56 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 12:56 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 57.

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 1:05 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:05 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a human statue and earn Cash 61

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 1:05 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:05 PM

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crisps#3092

You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole Cash 362 from you!

low mantle Jan 5, 2023, 1:05 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:05 PM

#

crisps#3092

That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay Cash 252 in hospital fees.

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 1:44 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 1:44 PM

#

Baine406#5491

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash 99

cloud adder Jan 5, 2023, 2:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:13 PM

#

Solavellan#5442

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash 77

ripe badger Jan 5, 2023, 2:16 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:16 PM

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Visolarity#9600

You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for Cash 554 on the market

ripe badger Jan 5, 2023, 2:16 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:16 PM

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Visolarity#9600

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:17 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:17 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You earned Cash 290 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:17 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:17 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You stole a package from your neighbour and sold it on the deep web for Cash 516

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:17 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:17 PM

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Xkynete#0001

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of Cash 89 😃

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 2:44 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:44 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash 84

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 2:52 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:52 PM

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Baine406#5491

While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found Cash 73!

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 3:02 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:02 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn Cash 73

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 3:06 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:06 PM

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Xkynete#0001

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash 56 for it!

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 3:58 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 3:58 PM

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Baine406#5491

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned Cash 89!

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 4:10 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:10 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash 61

cloud adder Jan 5, 2023, 4:28 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:28 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a space lawyer and earn Cash 52

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:34 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:34 PM

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Xkynete#0001

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash 146 for surgery.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:35 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:35 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash 381.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:35 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:35 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 92

remote fable Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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Mando#0434

You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you Cash 326 for the night.

remote fable Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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Mando#0434

You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found Cash 519 in it.

remote fable Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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/rob @lament plover

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM

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Mando#0434

xmark You attempted to rob Xkynete#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

remote fable Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 PM

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Sorry

#

/dep all

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 PM

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/rob @remote fable

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 PM

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Xkynete#0001

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Mando#0434, and have been fined Cash 361.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 PM

#

damn

remote fable Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 PM

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Bwahaha

#

/rob @cloud adder

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:45 PM

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Mando#0434

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 4:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:46 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 79

remote fable Jan 5, 2023, 4:46 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 4:46 PM

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Mando#0434

Great job! You work as a professional professional and got Cash 57

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 5:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:03 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 82

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 5:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:21 PM

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Baine406#5491

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid Cash 70.

cloud adder Jan 5, 2023, 5:29 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:29 PM

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Solavellan#5442

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash 62

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 5:37 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:37 PM

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Baine406#5491

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive Cash 92

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 5:39 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:39 PM

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SirGuse#4929

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash 134.

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 5:39 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:39 PM

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SirGuse#4929

You steal a ps4 and pawn it for Cash 258

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 5:39 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:39 PM

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SirGuse#4929

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 76

winter idol Jan 5, 2023, 6:13 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:13 PM

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ellielefant#8653

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for Cash 67.

craggy jetty Jan 5, 2023, 6:14 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:14 PM

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Oblivi0n_Onyx#0794

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you Cash 64 for watching.

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 6:21 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:21 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash 57

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 6:21 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:21 PM

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Baine406#5491

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash 332 to fuck the girls inside.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:33 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:33 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw Cash 336 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:33 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:33 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You sell cellular phones for a whopping Cash 469

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 6:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:33 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash 71

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 6:45 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:45 PM

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SirGuse#4929

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash 99

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 6:45 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:45 PM

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SirGuse#4929

The Russian government pays you Cash 345 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 6:45 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:45 PM

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SirGuse#4929

Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes Cash 344, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 7:11 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 7:11 PM

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Baine406#5491

You help clean a horses stable for Cash 54

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 8:32 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 8:32 PM

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Baine406#5491

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 56

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 9:03 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:03 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash 248.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 9:03 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:03 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost Cash 447

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 9:03 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:03 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash 64

delicate thicket Jan 5, 2023, 9:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:22 PM

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NOMAD#7634

You work as a bed warmer and earn Cash 81

delicate thicket Jan 5, 2023, 9:22 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:22 PM

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NOMAD#7634

You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay Cash 146 to fix your leg

delicate thicket Jan 5, 2023, 9:24 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:24 PM

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NOMAD#7634

You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost Cash 178 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.

delicate thicket Jan 5, 2023, 9:24 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:24 PM

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NOMAD#7634

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

delicate thicket Jan 5, 2023, 9:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:24 PM

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NOMAD#7634

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 46 seconds.

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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/rob @cloud adder

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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Big feller#3245

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined Cash 0.

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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Big feller#3245

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined Cash 0

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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Big feller#3245

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash 251

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:26 PM

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Big feller#3245

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found Cash 100 on the way back home!

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 10:04 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:04 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 102

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 10:04 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:04 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You work for a hacking association and earn Cash 302

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 10:04 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:04 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you Cash 85 for your work.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 10:18 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:18 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash 84

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 10:19 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:19 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn Cash 51

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 10:27 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:27 PM

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Xkynete#0001

stopwatch You cannot work for 56 seconds.

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 10:38 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:38 PM

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Xkynete#0001

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash 58 .

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 10:57 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 10:57 PM

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Baine406#5491

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash 94.

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

#

/rob @delicate thicket

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

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Big feller#3245

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 11 minutes and 19 seconds.

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

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Big feller#3245

You rob the Goodsprings General Store and come out with Cash 459

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

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Big feller#3245

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain Cash 302!

pallid stump Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:15 PM

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Big feller#3245

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash 76

broken sorrel Jan 5, 2023, 11:22 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:22 PM

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Baine406#5491

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash 85

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:24 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:24 PM

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WeepingWillow007#2723

You work as a taxi driver and earn Cash 53

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:24 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:24 PM

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WeepingWillow007#2723

A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you Cash 325 for having your junk out.

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:24 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:24 PM

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WeepingWillow007#2723

You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for Cash 277.

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:33 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:33 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

stopwatch You cannot work for 45 seconds.

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:34 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:34 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash 65.

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:34 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:34 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 45 seconds.

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:34 PM

#

/rob

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:34 PM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

ripe hollow Jan 5, 2023, 11:35 PM

#

oop- didnt mean to rob anyone-

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 11:50 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:50 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of Cash 199!

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 11:50 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:50 PM

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Xkynete#0001

After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping Cash 317 because they don't get paid enough

lament plover Jan 5, 2023, 11:51 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:51 PM

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Xkynete#0001

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash 94 anyway.

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 11:55 PM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:55 PM

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SirGuse#4929

After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with Cash 386 and a real sore hangover.

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 11:55 PM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:55 PM

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SirGuse#4929

You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for Cash 379.

topaz edge Jan 5, 2023, 11:55 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 5, 2023, 11:55 PM

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SirGuse#4929

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash 76.

broken sorrel Jan 6, 2023, 1:00 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:00 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash 52 as in return!

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

#

/rob @pallid stump

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

#

NOMAD#7634

xmark You've been fined Cash 0 for trying to rob a poor person.

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

#

NOMAD#7634

You clean off the chairs and get paid Cash 79

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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NOMAD#7634

You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost Cash 79.

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:24 AM

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NOMAD#7634

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash 0

subtle raft Jan 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

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Hal9000#7047

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash 70 to help fund the project!

subtle raft Jan 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

#

Hal9000#7047

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.

subtle raft Jan 6, 2023, 1:39 AM

#

/bal

ripe hollow Jan 6, 2023, 2:15 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:15 AM

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WeepingWillow007#2723

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash 59

ripe hollow Jan 6, 2023, 2:15 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:15 AM

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WeepingWillow007#2723

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash 411

ripe hollow Jan 6, 2023, 2:16 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:16 AM

#

WeepingWillow007#2723

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash 376

lament plover Jan 6, 2023, 2:48 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:48 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash 365.

lament plover Jan 6, 2023, 2:48 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:48 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You have been caught trying to steal an officer's gun. You get a fine of Cash 288

lament plover Jan 6, 2023, 2:48 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:48 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash 55

lament plover Jan 6, 2023, 3:27 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 3:27 AM

#

Xkynete#0001

Cash 94 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

broken sorrel Jan 6, 2023, 4:22 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 4:22 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash 81

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 8:51 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 8:51 AM

#

NOMAD#7634

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash 77!

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 8:51 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 8:51 AM

#

NOMAD#7634

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was Cash 359 in a baggie next to you.

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 8:51 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 8:51 AM

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NOMAD#7634

The local street gang pays you Cash 294 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 10:35 AM

#

/rob @delicate thicket

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 10:35 AM

#

Big feller#3245

xmark You were caught attempting to rob NOMAD#7634, and have been fined Cash 0.

pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 10:35 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 10:35 AM

#

Big feller#3245

You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of Cash 550, which probably means that the "business" went well.

pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 10:35 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 10:35 AM

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Big feller#3245

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash 375 in donations!

pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 10:36 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 10:36 AM

#

Big feller#3245

You repair the arcade machines and receive Cash 72

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 10:36 AM

#

/rob @pallid stump

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 10:36 AM

#

NOMAD#7634

check You robbed Cash 573 from Big feller#3245.

pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 10:37 AM

#

damnit

broken sorrel Jan 6, 2023, 11:31 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 11:31 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned Cash 63!

low mantle Jan 6, 2023, 11:50 AM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 11:50 AM

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crisps#3092

You work as a street performer and earn Cash 93

low mantle Jan 6, 2023, 11:50 AM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 11:50 AM

#

crisps#3092

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash 334 from you.

low mantle Jan 6, 2023, 11:50 AM

#

/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 11:50 AM

#

crisps#3092

Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got Cash 552

broken sorrel Jan 6, 2023, 11:53 AM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 11:53 AM

#

Baine406#5491

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain Cash 92! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

low mantle Jan 6, 2023, 12:42 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:42 PM

#

crisps#3092

You work hard all day and your boss pays you Cash 53 after the pizzeria closes down.

low mantle Jan 6, 2023, 12:42 PM

#

/slut

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:42 PM

#

crisps#3092

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 45 seconds.

tawny haven Jan 6, 2023, 12:47 PM

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:47 PM

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! .Snowball#5813

You work all day at the factory Cash 72

tawny haven Jan 6, 2023, 12:47 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:47 PM

#

! .Snowball#5813

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

tawny haven Jan 6, 2023, 12:47 PM

#

/dep all

low mantle Jan 6, 2023, 12:53 PM

#

/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:53 PM

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crisps#3092

You work as a streamer and gain Cash 55 from donations

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/slut

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crisps#3092

You become a pimp and earn Cash 222!

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/work

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crisps#3092

You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got Cash 50.

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/crime

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crisps#3092

You hacked a bank and stole Cash 546

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/work

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Baine406#5491

A drunk man pays you Cash 60 to walk backwards.

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/work

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Baine406#5491

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 34 seconds.

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/work

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crisps#3092

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make Cash 92

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/work

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:16 PM

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Baine406#5491

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is Cash 67

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a comedian and earn Cash 88

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash 93

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/work

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NOMAD#7634

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn Cash 87

delicate thicket Jan 6, 2023, 3:15 PM

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/crime

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 3:15 PM

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NOMAD#7634

You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of Cash 691

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/slut

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NOMAD#7634

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash 121

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn Cash 63

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/work

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Baine406#5491

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money Cash 95

lament plover Jan 6, 2023, 4:33 PM

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/slut

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Xkynete#0001

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/crime

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Xkynete#0001

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/work

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Xkynete#0001

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you Cash 97.

tropic vortex Jan 6, 2023, 4:51 PM

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/work

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MrKilla#7702

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn Cash 100, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

tropic vortex Jan 6, 2023, 4:51 PM

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/slut

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MrKilla#7702

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tropic vortex Jan 6, 2023, 4:51 PM

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/crime

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MrKilla#7702

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pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 4:54 PM

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/rob @delicate thicket

silent galeBOT Jan 6, 2023, 4:54 PM

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Big feller#3245

xmark You were caught attempting to rob NOMAD#7634, and have been fined Cash 471.

pallid stump Jan 6, 2023, 4:54 PM

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/crime

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Big feller#3245

You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is Cash 454.