#back-room
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You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
66
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
243 fine!
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
91.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
61 from donations
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
56.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
83 anyway.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
75
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
53.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
54
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
241.
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
661.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
53.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
65
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
152
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
63.
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
431.
What the hell did I do
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
53
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
67.
/work
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
54
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
69 in profits
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
466 for escaping without being caught
/rob @low mantle
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
55
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
55 to fix your leg
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
0 .
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
53.
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
195
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
200 from you.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
92 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
398
/shop
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
62
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
77
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
100.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 16 seconds.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
524.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
81
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
375 for your services.
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
456.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
91
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
68
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
86.
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
346 fine!
/crime
A drone drops off your mysterious package and you sell it for
602
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
218!
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
418!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
54
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
85! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You do some work around the house for
65
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
282
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
260 for the good time.
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
73
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
88
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
55!
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
94.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
687
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
78
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
342!
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
354 to resolve your burnt skin.
You were caught attempting to rob ReconRangr#2467, and have been fined
573.
Bruh
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
63
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
121... yikes
/work
You find
82 randomly lying in the gutter
/dep all
/crime
It turns out that you somehow dropped a loot bag of
200 during the escape home. Better luck next time.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
97
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
313.
why does this always happen
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
95 for doing it
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
573 to the orphanage.
You found an extra
271 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
71
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
396!
/rob @tulip mulch
You attempted to rob 🔌﹒#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 1 second.
/rob @low mantle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
69
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
91 off your new game.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
71 for your efforts!
/work
You worked overtime for
76
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
349
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
297
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
70
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
81 on the floor.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
84 from your peers.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
256
/crime
Your rent is due. You send a check for
418.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
54 from your peers.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
57 in profits
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
71 on the floor.
/work
You worked overtime for
75
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
75.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
252!
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
252.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
56
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
265!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
81.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
281
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
644 from you!
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
72
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
55
/work
You clean the chimney and find
95.
/rob @low mantle
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
60
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
60 to restock.
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
0
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
508 in it.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
134.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
77
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
51
/work
You drive women to the store for
77
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
192.
/work
You gave yourself
77 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work all day at the factory
53
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
586 and some butterscotch candy.
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
225.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
62
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
339
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
95
OMG
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
215.
/crime
You commit a heist and manage to take
286
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
81
/rob @tulip mulch
You robbed
1 from 🔌﹒#0001.
congratulations
1 dollar…
I gave you something atleast
Lmao yeah
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
71 anyway.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
71
/rob @tulip mulch
You robbed
56 from 🔌﹒#0001.
/work
You sell bananas for
95
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
319 for your services.
/crime
You find a wallet on the ground containing
643. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
79 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
115
/work
You got featured and won
58
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
113 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
71 for your hard work
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You eat bananas for a living and get
76
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Your pimp gives you an extra
230
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Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
501 back as restitution.
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You've been fined
24 for trying to rob a poor person.
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You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
56!
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
346 from you.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
95
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @gusty ocean
You've been fined
544 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
54 though.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
231
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
68
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
119, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
93
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
100 near one of the potatoes
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
151 in donations!
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
374 fine!
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
93 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
53.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
253 when you fell over.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
60 from donations
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
57
/crime
You were a hacker and stole Robux
497
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
112 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
70
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
94.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
50
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
372.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
56
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
91
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You steal
417 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
210 for their medical fees.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
80
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
97
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
90
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
550, luckily you aren't reported.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
196 after.
/work
You work as a model and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 9 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
84.
/work
You found
98 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
90
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
53!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
98
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
169 for surgery.
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
0 fine.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob crisps
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Deku
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Deku#1702
2 - DekuhebiDan#4606
3 - DEkulilmight#0063
4 - dekup#0573
5 - dekuw#6085
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
91 I think...
/work
You got featured and won
79
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
71
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
85
/slut
You earn
385 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
383 but you really don't remember.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
312.
Oof
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
82

/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
76
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
332
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
0 from you!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
72 for helping them out.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
239 for your hard work.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
82 for your contributions !
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
81.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
130 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
65
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
195 for child support before disownment.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
483
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
99 when you got back home
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
310 kiddo
/slut
You slip and break your little guy while in action. Pay
0 to get it repaired.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
52
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
324 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for
644
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
296.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
80
/rob @wanton pecan
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 20 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
66 on the ground.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
315
/crime
You are fined
677 for jaywalking
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
86.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
89
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
352
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
683
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 58 seconds.
Jesus
/WORK
You work as a zoologist and earn
71
/crime
A woman gave you
561, for killing her husband!
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
202
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
83
/WORK
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
74
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You worked and gained
85
/crime
Dude, you just duped, and got banned. Sorry you lose
315
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
571.
I’m in debt again
/WORK
You work as a dog food taster and earn
66
/CRIME
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 15 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
71
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
279
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
99
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
75
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
67!
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
273
/bal
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
62
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
51, as it was originally their job
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
251
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
58
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
261 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
141.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
83
/slut
You get
351 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
54 near one of the potatoes
/work
You repair the lights and receive
96
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
87
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
238 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
83, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
89
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
76 for the hard work
/work
You were farming and earned
52
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
60
/crime
The Russian government pays you
506 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
359.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
99.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
78.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
86 for charity.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
86
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
77
Damn
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
84
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
71 worth of scrap.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
52 in your direction.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
85
I thought it said dog sniffer 
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
155.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
63
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
80.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
59
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
90!
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
81!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
88 .
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
81
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
64
Bruh
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
100
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
89
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
1,067 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
290.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
51 worth of scrap.
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
270!
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
97
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
89.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
67.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
283 from the man's wallet.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
243 to your Patreon!
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
55 anyway.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
98
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
80
/work
You clean the chimney and find
59.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
97
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
64 .
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
60
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
353 to stop because that's weird.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
97.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
96
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
272 in total.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
64.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
227 in one night.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
477 in legal fees trying to clear your name
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 36 seconds.
/rob @lofty river
You cannot rob yourself!
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
66 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/dep all
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
52
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
362 kiddo
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
135!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
81 for all your items.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
75
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
238 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
You find a trading vulnerability in a game and duplicate inventory for which you sell and earn
621
/rob @ivory parcel
You attempted to rob Donkeyzach#3560, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
58
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
75.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
53 off your new game.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
86
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
86.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
64 because we pity you.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
66! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
63.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
235, and you go ahead with it.
/dep all
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
56
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
425.
/work
You got featured and won
65
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
475.
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
334 for your hard work.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
93
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
61!
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
94
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
127.
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
675
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
50
/slut
You take it up the ass for
122
/crime
You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing
505 from unsuspecting investors.
/rob @gaunt olive
You robbed
1 from CanadaCactus#4402.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
87
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
80.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
133
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
71 for your hard work
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
297
/crime
You managed to get caught during a graffiti session. Your bail is
630.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
60
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - Jay Jay#4898
2 - Jay Jay#8933
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
342
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
72.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
56.
/bal
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
Well hello there x3
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
82
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
218.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
67
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
62
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
91
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
68.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
78
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
437
/work
You work as a model and earn
96
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
83 on the way back home!
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
85 I think...
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
73.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
75
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
100
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
63 for doing it
/slut
You earned
289 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You sell your crab for
77, you monster
/work
You got featured and won
66
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
74
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
74 for their medical fees.
/crime
You got caught speeding, your ticket comes to
0
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
52.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
99
/work
You serve the customers and receive
68
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
410
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
400 from you.
back from the dead oh great heavens
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
56
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 40 minutes and 6 seconds.
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
50
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
260 fine!
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
190 from you.
ugj
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
74
@low mantle is that the guy from fortnite 😱
/work
You become a game developer and raised
69 for charity.
/crime
You've been asked to steal the last tiramisu from the kitchen, you got
661 for a job well done.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
164
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
90.
yeah😱 i got michonne and ricky dicky too
/work
You went to work and gained
86
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
82.
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
423
/rob crisps
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
57.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
603 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
169.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
76!
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
82 for your contributions !
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 19 seconds.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
73
/CRIME
You find a wallet on the ground containing
632. You pick it up and look at the ID inside. You see the man on the ID card running around frantically looking for said wallet. You pocket the wallet and walk away.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
288
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
99 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob crisps
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob Donkeyzach
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Donkeyzach
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
92 for your contributions !
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
331!
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
273.
wtf
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
52
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
#45
/rob @torpid patio
You were caught attempting to rob Mommy K#5470, and have been fined
686.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
60
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
206
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
677
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
177 stolen from you!
/rob crisps
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
189
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
84.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
262
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
59 from ad revenue.
/work
You find
84 randomly lying in the gutter
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
509 on the ground in the parking lot.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
71 was earned.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
347
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.
You earned
123 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 3 seconds.
You work as a space lawyer and earn
96
