You bought and sold items and profited
75
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You bought and sold items and profited
75
/crime
You scammed some person and got
652 in cash.
You post nudes on the internet for
340
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Javiers Number 1 Slut#0088, and have been fined
612.
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
61
/crime
You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you
527 for being a lazy ass person.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
308 and maybe chlamydia.
/bal
/work
You drive women to the store for
72
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
64 from donations
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
51 worth of scrap.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
51
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
62!
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
70
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
396 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
You bake cupcakes and receive
57
You were fined
384 for slacking in school!
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
52 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
73
/work
You are paid
54 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
369 for your solid work.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
95
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
70
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
610.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
99
/work \
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
86
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
84
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
53.
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
77
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
83
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
59
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
64!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
63
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
98
/work
You found
51 on the floor.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
52
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
62
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
185
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
87
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
347.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
93! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
138 for your hard work.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
79.
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 1 second.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
171
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
69 from ad revenue.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
343
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/money
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
145 to clean the stains.
/slave
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
475 fine!
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
74 for helping them out.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
95.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
311 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
676
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
92.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
98
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
114 from you as compensation.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
397
/rob @mental magnet
You were caught attempting to rob shà ozi#4515, and have been fined
429.
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
72.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
53!
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
89 from your peers.
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
430.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
108.
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
204
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
520
You have worked in the prison gardens for
66
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
86 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 28 seconds.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
50 for it.
/work
You work as a model and earn
51
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
85!
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
692.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
99 for all your items.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
389 for your services.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
406 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
386 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
80
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
294
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
298
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
378
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
55!
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
94
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
70.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
79 was earned.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
96
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
71
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
117
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
434
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
77
/work
You worked overtime for
86
You go down on that rich kid and earn
333
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
366. No one found out... thank God.
You work as a human statue and earn
65
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
63
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
184 in order to keep quiet about it.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 seconds.
Boo
/slut
You were hired as a prostitute, but it was a set-up by the FBI and they fined you for
152
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
99.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
596!
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
1,764 from Mrs. Escuella#0088.
You attempted to rob nej#9473, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
You robbed
303 from Mrs. Escuella#0088.
😆
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
676
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
85!
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
94.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
339, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You pickpocket a candy person for
407
/rob @dull kiln
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 39 minutes and 37 seconds.
/rob @shy shore
You robbed
851 from nej#9473.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
54
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
362.
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
669 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/rob @jade gulch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 14 minutes and 36 seconds.
ðŸ˜
I have -146 fuck are you going to take ?
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
77 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 22 seconds.
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
326 from you as compensation.
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
99 for doing his job.
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
694.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
75
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
292
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
92 near one of the potatoes
You attempted to rob nej#9473, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @ripe badger
You've been fined
406 for trying to rob a poor person.
You found an extra
250 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
60
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
112 to your Patreon
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob princessberlyann#8737, and have been fined
538.
Damn it
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
199!
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
67.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
74.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
72 on the floor.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
90. Good job.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
100 to help fund the project!
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
65
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
59.
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
292
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
113 in total.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
94 for the hard work
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
91
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
288.
/dep all
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
54
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
185.
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
516
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
83 on the way back home!
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
314 on the black market.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You did a fundraiser and raised
69
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
328 from the men.
You made a great pun! Take this
96.
You break into a home to steal jewelry worth
307
You were caught attempting to rob nej#9473, and have been fined
661.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
90
hah
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
51
/work
You worked and gained
76
/work
You got out of bed. Have
97
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
89
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
97
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
201 from the client
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
277
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
58.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
69
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
93
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
85
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
99
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
50 was earned.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
55
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
67.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
198.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
453!
/rob @broken sorrel
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
55
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
380
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
683
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
97
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
558.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
73.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
55.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
82.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
398.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
66.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
277 to fix your leg
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
51
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
95 I think...
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
85.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
59
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
79
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
60!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
85
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
83! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
259
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
74 was earned.
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
458
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
71
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
95 for it!
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
121, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
440
You develop games and earn
71.
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
52
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
434
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
216
/work
You worked overtime for
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
58.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
230.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
549 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/rob @compact trout
You attempted to rob Suiji#3301, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
73!
/crime
You attempted to take a guy's wallet, but you grabbed his ass instead and was fined
674 for sexual assault
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
263
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
94.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
94
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
72
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
70
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
99 on the ground.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
55
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
100 as in return!
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
258.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
230 in order to keep quiet about it.
/rob @crimson dew
You've been fined
596 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You receive a check of
92 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/rob @craggy jetty
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
..
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
99
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
83, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
98. Good job!
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
286
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
308
B.s
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
90.
/work
Just take the
79 and go...
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
339
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
99
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
59
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
550 when you fell over.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
87 for doing his job.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
84.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
96.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
86 was earned.
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
129
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
547
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
63
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
67.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
81
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
60
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
81 for watching.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
244
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
60.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
677
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
57
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
467.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
253 : D
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
90
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
77
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
398!
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
295
/work
You develop games and earn
78.
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
287
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
399 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
63
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
294 to fuck the girls inside.
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
55.
Your hacker friend wires you
390. Good payroll today gamers.
/rob @shell trench
You robbed
591 from ʜᴇʟʟꜰɪʀᴇ#0001.
You attempted to rob CholoCuhMan27#6496, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You work as a taxi driver and earn
58
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
619 from you!
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
357 in hospital fees.
Your mad
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
63.
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
288 on your way out of the locker room.
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
616.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
95
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
172 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
691
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
51!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
100.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
80
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
98
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
60
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
146 after.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
64.
/work
You work as the president and earn
82
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
74.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
620.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
95 as in return!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
277 and a sore ass.
/crime
You steal
321 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
87
/work
You clean the chimney and find
62.
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
52
/WORK
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
67!
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
149, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
489
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
54
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
62
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
98.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
92.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
90 on the way back home!
/crime
You rob a liquor store for
306
/crime
The Russian government pays you
346 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
60
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
61 on the ground.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
78 off your performance.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
92
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
66
/work
You got featured and won
84
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
72
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
92
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
92
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
87 for a good job.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
97
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
59.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
296.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
62
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
281.
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
90 was earned.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
92
/crime
You rob another server for
493
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
75.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
143.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
83
/work
You sell your crab for
85, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
394
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
361 at you.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
93
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
55
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
92
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
159 from the men.
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
437 in payment for a cleaner.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
58!
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
65 for watching.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
81
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
60
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
403.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
168
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
75 as in return!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
748 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
53
/crime
A wise asian girl once said, Be a better criminal. Get fined
362 kiddo
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
99
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
125
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
66.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
77 .
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
107
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
579
/rob @ivory parcel
You attempted to rob Donkeyzach#3560, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/WORK
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
76 for watching.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
325 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
88
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
689
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
75
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
83!
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
93
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
66
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
61
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
62 because we pity you.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
77.
/work
You went to work and gained
96
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
89.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
52 because we pity you.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
64.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
722 from Baine406#5491.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
103
/crime
You stole the fancy umbrella toothpick from the bar. You were fined
401
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
77
/ work
You got featured and won
70
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
57
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
71.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
56
/work
You are paid
56 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
98
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
85!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
85
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
78!
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
561
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
89
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 36 seconds.
/rob @lean oxide
You've been fined
407 for trying to rob a poor person.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
351 from the client
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
562 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
83
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
71 for all your items.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 23 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
87.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
366.
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
260
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
568 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
You steal a customer's lucky gold coin which you sell for
666.
/work
You worked and gained
61
/rob @jade gulch
You've been fined
666 for trying to rob a poor person.
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
99.
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
688.
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
197
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
325 to get it cured.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
335 in total.
You bake cupcakes and receive
56
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 24 seconds.
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
461 from you!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
69
/daily
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
53
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
63
/work
You found
56 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
81
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
274 from Baine406#5491.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
350 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
436
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
51
You work as a professional snail racer and win
85
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
526.
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
121.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
64!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
95
/work
You walk dogs for
62.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
90
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
96.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
73
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
60!
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
62
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
201 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
510
/rob Chonk#8712
You robbed
64 from Chonk#8712.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
70
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
100
You've been fined
456 for trying to rob a poor person.
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
314! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
268 in hospital fees.
G.d
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
96.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
74 for your work.
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
137 fine!
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. They drop
438 as a result. Thankfully, nothing went wrong, but now they're pissed at you.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
98 for your services.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
96 was earned.
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
624 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
83.
/rob PrincessBerly<--ign
You were caught attempting to rob princessberlyann#8737, and have been fined
479.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
52.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
99
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
305
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
425 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
72 was earned.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
80
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
516 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
75.
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
320 from you as compensation.
/crime
You broke into the Warden's office and stole his chair. You managed to sell it for
321.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
54
/rob @jade gulch
You cannot rob yourself!
/rob @cold lava
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
63 for it!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
60 near one of the potatoes
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
82!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
216 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
94 for the hard work
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
601
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
343
/ work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
75
You robbed
26 from CholoCuhMan27#6496.
Cheap
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
69
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
69 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
63
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
68
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
75. Good job!
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
92.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
54
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
54
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
80 for your work.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
82
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
140 in return!
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
85
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
92
/Dep all
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
70.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
59. The students loved you!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
83
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
85
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
91
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
82
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
89
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
88!
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
75.
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
351.
/CRIME
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
293
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
64 for a good job.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
54.