#back-room
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You sell your kidney on the black market for
695
/rob @agile horizon
You attempted to rob chaka#7342, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @worn moss
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob CholiCuhMan27
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @jade gulch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 17 minutes.
/rob @jade gulch
You've been fined
356 for trying to rob a poor person.
Can’t rob what I don’t have XD
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
69
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 30 seconds.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
72.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
126 for the night.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @agile horizon
You attempted to rob chaka#7342, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work all day at the factory
87
Bro I had an easy $1000 for someone to rob 💀
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
62
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
156
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
691
/crime
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
402
/dep all
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
53.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
232, and you go ahead with it.
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
303
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
51.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
354!
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
85
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
74.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
228.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
359 more
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
67!
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
68
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
78 near one of the potatoes
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
95.
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
95
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
97
/work
A drunk man pays you
62 to walk backwards.
/work
You cannot work for 25 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
95.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
100 for a good job.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
81.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
54
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
164 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
283 for attempted murder.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
63, as it was originally their job
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
100 off your performance.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
70.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
80. The students loved you!
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
87
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
368 in hospital fees.
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
655
You bought and sold items and profited
67
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
85. Congrats!
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
363 : D
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
80
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
282 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
61.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
265 from the client
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
57.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
61
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
78 from ad revenue.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
69
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
73
/slut
You get
146 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
251
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
99
/work
You serve the customers and receive
98
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
67
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
89
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
90 for your hard work
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
98
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
100
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
63.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
70
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
87.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
58 when you got back home
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
51 off your performance.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
57!
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
263.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
388
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
97
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
53
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
81
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
60 on the floor.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
76.
/work
You were farming and earned
92
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
65!
/work
You worked and gained
70
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
82
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
78 from donations
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
91
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
93.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
65 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
64
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
93
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
83!
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
76
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
92
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
156 to your Patreon!
/crime
You tried to eat potatoes but they retaliated and stole
478 from you!
/rob @cloud adder
You robbed
84 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
65
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
79
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
319
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
76
/slut
You earn
177 for giving some succ (the good kind)
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
446 fine!
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
66
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
83.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
54!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
95
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
302
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.
You were farming and earned
59
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
525
/work
You are paid
70 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
91
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
98
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
67
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
59.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
83!
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
50 on the ground.
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
529.

/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
72 for helping them out.
/work
You milk a cow for
68
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
62
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
56 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
51.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
90
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
69
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
56
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
80 😃
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
56. Good job!
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
50!
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
420 or go to jail.
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
55.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
59
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
93.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
58.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
59.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
89
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
81 for your contributions !
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
87
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
94
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
81.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
80 for your contributions !
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
60
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
55
/work
87 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
86
/work
Just take the
65 and go...
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
89
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
307.
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
555
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
79.
/bal
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
68
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
474.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
54
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
51
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
59.
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
78!
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
100
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
98
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
95
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
64 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
96!
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
82
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
70
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
65!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
95 for your services.
/work
You worked overtime for
75
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
99
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
71 though.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
78
/work
You sell your crab for
96, you monster
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
54 for your efforts!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
99.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
88 from your peers.
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
96
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
229, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
78.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
469. No one found out... thank God.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
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/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
89 from a thrown out wallet.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
266
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
357 fine!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
90
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
53 on the ground.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
77
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
50 out of pity.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
72 for your services.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
98
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
102 to your Patreon!
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
86
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
57
/work
You were farming and earned
90
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
71 for your struggles.
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
526 from Baine406#5491.
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
472 and lost all your toilet paper.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
239
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
54
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
100.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
86 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
59
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
91
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
51
/work
You got out of bed. Have
71
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
389
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
77
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
83
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
90
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
594.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
74
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
300.
/work
You milk a cow for
87
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
57
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
85
/crime
You mug someone in a video game for all that they have, too bad it wasn't anything but some worthless bottle caps, netting you
535
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
58
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
339 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/rob Tanji0 Kamado
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @DogeWithAGun
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Taniji0 Kamado
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
86
/crime
You chopped down a government-protected tree and found
337 in it!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
751 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
55
/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
114
/crime
You managed to steal iPhone X and sold it for
652
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
61 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
81.
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
280.
/crime
You pickpocket a man/woman. You manage to get
282.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
54.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 15 minutes and 41 seconds.
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
73 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
275.
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
305
¯_(ツ)_/¯
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
66.
You have been fined
697 because you ate during work hours.
Yuh
O yes. They pack a punch
/rob @ripe badger
You were caught attempting to rob Javiers Number 1 Fan#0088, and have been fined
567.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
336 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
An adult video site pays you
311 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
Fucking score.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 42 minutes and 5 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob @barren sapphire
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
80
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
70
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
68 on the ground.
/rob CholoCuhMan27
You attempted to rob CholoCuhMan27#6496, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
L
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
67.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
74.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
128 in one night.
/crime
You stole a fish and sell it second hand for
311
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
568.
/rob @simple stirrup
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
50
No need for that. 🙄
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
69
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
63
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 5 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
67
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
152 on the way back to your ship.
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
598
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
180 to have them cleaned
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
668
You sell your crab for
64, you monster
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 minutes and 4 seconds.
/rob @broken sorrel
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
463.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
373 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
177.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
58.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
366 fine!
You've been fined
337 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You sell bananas for
59
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
97!
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
57!
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
91 for a good job.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
62
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
75
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
162, and you go ahead with it.
Uh yeah.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
62
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
62 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
99
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
208 for public indecency.
A sudden gust of wind blows away
698
You get
130 through donations on your cam stream.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
327.
Bruh
You cannot be a slut for 44 minutes and 40 seconds.
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
84
Those weren't girl scout cookies, but hey you got
389
/crime
You stealthily pickpocket a nearby customer with
404 worth of silver coins.
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
83!
You worked for the Police and earned
89
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
123
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
279 for more in game currency.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 52 minutes and 47 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 17 seconds.
Says who?? 🤨
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
88
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
211
/crime
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
306
/bal
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
56
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
60
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 20 seconds.
/rob @cloud adder
You robbed
229 from Solavellan#5442.
You shake what your momma gave you for
171.
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
320
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
65
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
389 on medical bills.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
92.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
660
/rob @shell trench
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 41 minutes and 41 seconds.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
257!
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
353 on her.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
60 from ad revenue.
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
356
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
146 and a sore ass.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
52 for charity.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
53
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
83.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
54
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
52
/crime
You steal a ps4 and pawn it for
340
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
230
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 19 seconds.
/Rob @jade gulch
You've been fined
331 for trying to rob a poor person.
/bal
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
139 in return!
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
53 for all your items.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
518
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
339
/crime
You stole a couple rifles and sold it for
644
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
85
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
87 for your work.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
224
Shhhh
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
62
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
368
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
387 to restock.
💀
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 5 minutes and 57 seconds.
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
98.
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
96
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 21 seconds.

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
207
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
568 on the market
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
52
/work
You receive a check of
97 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
)/work
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
288.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
328
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
360 from the client
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
387
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
51
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
63
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
51.
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
511
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
339 for having your junk out.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
53.
You work as the head of elephants and earn
50
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 52 seconds.
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
397
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
62. Congrats!
You cannot be a slut for 19 minutes and 15 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 44 seconds.
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
281.
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
524, luckily you aren't reported.
You work as a child birth educator and earn
56
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
95
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
17 from Javiers Number 1 Slut#0088.
/buy
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
53.
/crime
You trip on a banana on your getaway, and get busted for
679!
lol
Your friend pays you
210 for you to worship her feet
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
602
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
68 anyway.
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
346
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
55.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
300 to dodge death.
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
104, have fun
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
350
You work as a circus clown and earn
61.
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
56
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
806 from Javiers Number 1 Slut#0088.
/work
You receive a check of
55 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
75
/work
You clean the chimney and find
79.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
61
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
687
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
65
/work
You become a game developer and raised
65 for charity.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
66
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
72!
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
69 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
74
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
58.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
54
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
171 from you.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
333.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
309 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
94
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
97
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
98
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
159
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
73.
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
205!
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
332
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
77 though.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
95
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
237.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
82
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
93
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
88 I think...
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
63
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
99
You hacked this server and got
467.
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
286 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You clean the chimney and find
68.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
388 in one night.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
510
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
61
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
212... yikes
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
138.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
55
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
641!
/rob jinxxd
You were caught attempting to rob jinxxd#6009, and have been fined
645.
Damn it.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
100 off your new game.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 31 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn
649! They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.
Ah. But I sold my underwear. I'm fine
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
66
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
253
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
330 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
92
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
201
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
69
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
79
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 53 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
55
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
90
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
105 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
54
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
213
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
73!
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
51
You held the planet ransom with nukes for
289
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
93!
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
67
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
78!
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
72 for helping them out.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
59
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
110.
/crime
You murder the nice lady next door and sell her dead corpse for
612
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
85
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
93
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
99 for all your items.
An adult video site pays you
222 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
133 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work