You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
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70
/work
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/crime
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450
/slut
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119
/rob Spyrosgirl
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678.
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/work
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60
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88
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61
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72
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/slut
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205.
/work
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71
/work
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Low amount
/work
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/slut
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/slut
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377.
/work
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61
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob reconrangr
You robbed
350 from ReconRangr#2467.
/rob reconrangr
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/crime
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481 because you ate during work hours.
/work
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76
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98
/work
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80. The students loved you!
/slut
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/rob noobs_car
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/work
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93.
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/slut
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305 to your Patreon!
/slut
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246
/work
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66
/work
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64 a day
/work
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53
/slut
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103 for public indecency.
/work
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74 to walk backwards.
/work
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59 on the floor.
/work
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69
/work
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64
/rob premiumtwo
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562 for trying to rob a poor person.
/crime
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312 from you!
/slut
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210 from you.
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68
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75.
/slut
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54
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443
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Eww
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90
/crime
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414
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86.
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73
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92 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
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345 for crossdressing
/work
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78.
/slut
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182 at you.
/crime
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615
/dep all
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98
/slut
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172 in hospital fees.
/crime
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684 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
/work
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51
/work
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/work
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/slut
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261!
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52 out of pity.
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95.
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59.
/work
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60.
/work
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/crime
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669.
/slut
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324 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
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84
/slut
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328!
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662.
/work
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/crime
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498
/work
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72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
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53.
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55.
/work
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98
/work
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79
/work
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51
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346 for having your junk out.
/crime
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/slut
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64.
/crime
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389
/money
/work
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93.
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62
/work
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94 for your services.
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54
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88.
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90
/slut
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313 in return!
/crime
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433
/work
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67
/rob Silas Arlo
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480.
/work
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74!
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/work
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54
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/crime
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267 for being a lazy ass person.
/work
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85.
/work
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79!
/crime
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302 in the process
/slut
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253 in return!
/rob Silas Arlo
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61 for your hard work
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95
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83
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77
/slut
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347 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
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398
/rob Silas Arlo
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/work
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58 near one of the potatoes
/slut
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286!
/work
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67
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65!
/work
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/slut
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351
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98
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66
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96!
/work
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69
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69.
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84
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59
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/work
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51 to walk backwards.
/work
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91
/crime
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/work
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87
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54.
/work
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/crime @low mantle
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496
/crime @eager verge
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes.
ok
/work
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100 for it.
/work
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98!
/crime @split ether
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363.
level
Command level has failed with error: DiscordAPIError: Missing Permissions
/work
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58!
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97
/work
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@broken sorrel hey , what i will gona do with that money ??
Bank half and gamble the rest
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/work
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63.
/work
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/slut
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325.
/work
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/slut
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128
/crime
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662
/work
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/CRIME
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268
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96!
/work
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64
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82
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54.
/work
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51 when you got back home
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78
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51
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71.
/work
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50
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64
/slut
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305.
/work
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87
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86
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66
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98
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66
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64!
/work
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61
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65
/rob bewxre
You've been fined
656 for trying to rob a poor person.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
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619.
/slut
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121
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71!
/work
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97.
/work
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67
/slut
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360
/crime
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311
/work
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93
/work
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59 strewn about between the seats!
/work
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82 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
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371 in donations!
/crime
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466 worth of assets.
/rob Silas Arlo
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558.
Seriously dude. Fuck off. If you’re gonna Rob someone, pick someone else.
/work
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61
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65
/slut
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108 for the night.
/work
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73
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96
/rob Silas Arlo
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/work
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72
/slut
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358.
/work
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67
/work
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72 out of pity.
/work
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70.
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62 from ad revenue.
/work
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61!
/work
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100.
/work
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67 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
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122
/rob @cloud adder
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588.
/bal
/work
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98
/work
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54
/slut
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117, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/rob Liara
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
267.
/work
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60 for your contributions !
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80.
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99, you monster
/work
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97.
/work
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75.
/crime
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318
/work
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/work
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70. Good job!
/work
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93.
/slut
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123 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
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98
/work
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88
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62
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82 randomly lying in the gutter
/crime
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411
/work
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97
/work
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79
/crime
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449
/slut
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186 fine!
Dang
/work
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52 because we pity you.
/work
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99
/work
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58
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68.
/work
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55.
/work
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53
/work
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83 in your direction.
/slut
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145... yikes
/rob Raposo
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10 from Raposo 🦊#1666.
/slut
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268.
/crime
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619!
/work
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88
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83.
/work
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85 on the floor.
/work
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51
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100
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55
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76.
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368
/work
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77.
/work
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/crime
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/slut
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308!
/work
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59.
/work
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91
/slut
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354.
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69
/crime
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679
/work
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56 😃
/crime
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568, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
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/slut
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291
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61!
/crime
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534.
Idiot
/work
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88
/work
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/crime
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413
/slut
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371 at you.
/work
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97 for the hard work
/crime
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553
/slut
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383 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
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313
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86
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66 for charity.
/work
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63!
/work
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83!
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50
/work
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58 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
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64
/slut
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175
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/work
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88
/crime
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310
/work
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76
/work
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78 for the hard work
/slut
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312
/work
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57 and go...
/crime
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618 kiddo
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92.
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53
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86
/work
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70.
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
149
/balance
/work
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87 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
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damn daniel
/work
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67
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96 from selling drinks
/slut
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361!
/work
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84, as it was originally their job
/work
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99!
/work
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/work
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58
/work
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65 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
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/work
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93, it must be your lucky day!
/work
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55!
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75 because we pity you.
/work
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63.
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93.
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93 from your peers.
/work
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92
/slut
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330 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
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406
/work
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65.
/work
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51
/work
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57.
/crime
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583
/slut
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176
/work
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59 for it!
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71.
/work
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58
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81
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77
/work
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71
/slut
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302
/crime
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266
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
92
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
52
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
70.
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
350 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
The Russian government pays you
574 after you successfully blow up an arms depot.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
69
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
88
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
352 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
97
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
203
You have been caught stealing a box full of bunnies. You have been fined
333

/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
93 from selling drinks
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
500 on her.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
88.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
80
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
333.
/work
You battled and gained
60.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
72
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
82 strewn about between the seats!
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
385
/work
You clean the chimney and find
70.
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
390
/shop
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
52! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
96
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
128 from you as compensation.
/crime
You fail to pickpocket a noble. He summons the guards and they fine you
633
/work
You found
56 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
221
/crime
You rob a bank for
574
/dep all
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
57
/crime
With a few others, you light up a Molotov and throw it at a shop. Somehow you find
470 on the way back.
Neat
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 55 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
53
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
100
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
103 for your services.
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
477.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
50
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
184 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
663
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
157.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
90, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
481
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
96
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
52
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
97
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
57
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
71 on the floor.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
89
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
81.
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
383.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
59
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
62
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
76.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
71
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
79
/slut
You were caught having sex in the parking lot, and have been given a
310 fine!
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
373
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
68 in your direction.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
86
/slut
You attempted to seduce an undercover police officer and were fined
193.
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
540 .
/crime
You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined
320
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
98.
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
303 to fix your leg
/work
You repair the lights and receive
76
/crime
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
405.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
69!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
92 .
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
210.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
91
/slut
You take it up the ass for
130
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
82
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
86!
/slut
Your used underwear was bought on eBay for
367... yikes
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
54
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
65 off your new game.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
92
/slut
An adult video site pays you
384 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube that gets a lot of hits,
252 arrives in the mail the next day.
/dep all
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
346
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
62
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
67 on the ground.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
343 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
693
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
91.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
88
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
76, as it was originally their job
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
277
You assassinate an actor for
324
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
640 fine!
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
95
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 42 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 15 seconds.
You battled and gained
59.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
56 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 19 seconds.
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
517
Crime baby
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
73
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
325
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
637
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
87
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
57
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
507
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
158
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 23 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
98
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
50!
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 47 seconds.
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
294.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
98 in your direction.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
87.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
71
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
83.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
62
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
687!
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
54 for your struggles.