You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
61.
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You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
61.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
211
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
324 fine!
golly me Im in debt!
You work as a personal shopper and earn
53
/slut
You earned
117 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
The police randomly stop you and fine you
306
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
93
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
315 in return!
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
393
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
70 on the ground.
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
235, and you go ahead with it.
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
82
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
527
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
261
hate
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
50
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 29 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 29 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
62
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
64
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
71
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
73
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
92
/slut
You get
221 through donations on your cam stream.
/crime
You rob a McDonald's and take
678.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
96.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
92
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
79
/work
You clean the chimney and find
96.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
72
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
52!
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
54
/work
You were farming and earned
50
/work
You found
76 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
63 in profits
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
76
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
50
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
96 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
82
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
227
You pickpocket a candy person for
406
cha ching
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
96 from selling drinks
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
352 went down your toilet
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
396
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
95
is that a four days at freddies reference
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
78.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
78.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
79 on the floor.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
85
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
57 from your peers.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
93! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You clean the chimney and find
57.
/work
You got featured and won
66
/work
You worked and gained
52
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
290
/crime
You failed to steal and the cops found you, you were fined
460
gah
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
50
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
53
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
89 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
88
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
56
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
97
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
59!
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
86
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
71
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
82 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
83
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
59
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
79
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
91
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
100
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
78
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
66.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
77
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
90
/slut
An adult video site pays you
311 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
307.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
100.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
441
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 39 seconds.
lol
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
65.
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
88
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
74.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
63 worth of scrap.
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
623
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
66 I think...
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
54.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
400.
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
571
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
64!
You've been fined
447 for trying to rob a poor person.
/work
You work as the president and earn
58
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
88 for your work.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
98!
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
58!
/work
You sell your crab for
75, you monster
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
217!
/crime
You pickpocket someone successfully and steal the money out of their wallet, there was
423 in it
/crime
You steal
452 from your boss and didn't get caught.
You cannot be a slut for 55 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
75
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
89
/work
You serve the customers and receive
73
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
100
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
59 for your hard work
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
86
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
58
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
293 : D
/crime
After many failed attempts, you decide to rob the orphanage, knowing that no one will help them. Upon arriving they are so excited to see a visitor your heart melts and you donate
591 to the orphanage.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
81
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
435 because they don't get paid enough
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
102, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
Dude
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
87
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
67
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
64 anyway.
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
260
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Silas Arlo
You robbed
1,940 from Baine406#5491.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
194
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
98
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
79 for a good job.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
88
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
99
/work
You receive a check of
66 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
65 out of pity.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
91
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
80 out of pity.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
79.
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
580.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
82
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
100
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
137 on your way out of the locker room.
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
380
Let’s go
/work
You got out of bed. Have
89
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
186 to clean the stains.
/crime
/work
You are caught using an in-game code multiple times and the developer fines you
599
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
75
i hate this
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
70 for your struggles.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
94 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
285
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
99
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
365 from the men.
/work
You sell your crab for
73, you monster
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
52
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
72
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
100
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
60
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
98
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
61.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
70!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
68
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
96.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
204
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
82
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
305
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 6 seconds.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
384.
/rob crisps
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
59 on the floor.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
98.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
85
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
59 for your hard work
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
69.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
322.
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
685
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
84.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
84, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
69.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
53
/slut
An adult video site pays you
348 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
71.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
64
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
96.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
50 .
/crime
You try to snipe someone, but get your calculations off, hitting a random guy next to your target, losing you
448 in payment for a cleaner.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
290 from you.
/rob La Luna~ ❤️
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
95.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
83, as it was originally their job
t!tg feed
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
70
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
549 fine!
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
294 : D
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
96
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
80
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
86
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
83
/slut
You take it up the ass for
346
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
335
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
51
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
59
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
83
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
75.
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
104.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 20 seconds.
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
51 for your contributions !
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
64
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
82 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
99
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
86, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
64!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
78
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
72
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
79
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
71.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
75.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
81
/work
You serve the customers and receive
86
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
60!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
61
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
71.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
76
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
70
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
94.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
79
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 31 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 seconds.
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
96!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
95
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
65 stashed inside one of them.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 45 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 26 seconds.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
83
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
71 in profits
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
56
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
62
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
86.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
62
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
74 for helping them out.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
69
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
92
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
74
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
65
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
74 out of pity.
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
60
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
92 as in return!
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
63!
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
76
/work
A drunk man pays you
87 to walk backwards.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
82
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
95 in profits
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
100!
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
72
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
61 for all your items.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
50
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
75
/work
You work as a model and earn
67
/work
You repair the lights and receive
85
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
59!
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
72
/work
You walk dogs for
93.
I Noclip in the backroom
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
56
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
60
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
99.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
65 😃
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
51
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
89
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
404.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
98 out of pity.
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 34 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
92 in profits
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
88
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
57
/work
You repair the lights and receive
72
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
397
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
408
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
92.
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
581.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
90 for doing his job.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
71
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
329
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
93
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/rob Silas Arlo
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
318.
/crime
You got caught hacking into the CIA, and lost
638
play the slow game, friend.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
95!
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
52
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
60!
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
93
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
393 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
50.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
62. Good job!
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
667.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
59
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You get
284 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
97!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 34 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
83 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
93
/work
You found
96 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You make a living selling weed for
57 a day
/work
You find
73 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
85.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
156
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
634
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
73
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
55.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
69
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
81 as in return!
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
55
/crime
You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for
292
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
76 from selling drinks
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
65 out of pity.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
327 fine!
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
297.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
50.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
60.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
117 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
56
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
81.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
52
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
259 and a sore ass.
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
339
Bruh
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
91 for your efforts!
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
597.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
287
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
98
/rob #1 blackjack player
You were caught attempting to rob telavon#0177, and have been fined
456.
Bruh
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
87!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
64 though.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
99 for your services.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
68.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
59 for your work.
/work
You drive women to the store for
75
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
75!
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
76 to help fund the project!
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
67 worth of scrap.
/work
You are paid
72 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/bal
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
91.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 1 second.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
96
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
64
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
99.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
50
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
80
/work
You serve the customers and receive
90
/rob @cloud adder
You robbed
435 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
75.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
236
/crime
You hacked this server and got
439.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
89
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
65! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
81. Good job.
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
72!
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
312.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
70
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
677.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
73
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
88
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
80 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
100.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
76
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
90.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
69 for your work.
/rob Liara
You robbed
36 from Solavellan#5442.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
56, it must be your lucky day!
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
380
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
635 for bail!
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
184 from the client
/crime
You help an old lady cross the road,
441 falls out of her purse and you take it!
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
62 I think...
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
68
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
374.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
354 fine!
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
67!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
95
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
80
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
313.
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
672. No one found out... thank God.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
56.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
61
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
199.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
300 taken away from you!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
88.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
445 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
158
/work
You drive women to the store for
90
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
82!
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher joins in! He pays you
167 for the good time.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
87, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
79
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
93
/work
You walk dogs for
80.
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
84
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
96
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
87
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
387
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
374.
/bal
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
60
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
386 : D
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
655
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
90
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
51
/work
You cannot work for 10 seconds.
/work
You gave yourself
61 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
201 and a real sore hangover.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
54
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
417
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
89
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
90
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
95
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
342
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
51
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
393
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
53 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
390 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
89
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
178
/crime
You dabbed on the haters and got
470
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
52!
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
640
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
187.
/rob vwxfi
You were caught attempting to rob vwxfi#8525, and have been fined
300.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
74
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
83
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
94
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
94
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
78
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
79
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
66.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
67 to help fund the project!
/work
You got out of bed. Have
57
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
91 for the hard work
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
99.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
497
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
92!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
378 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
90 from ad revenue.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
403
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
75
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 7 seconds.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
352.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
238
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
75
/work
You find
53 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
63 worth of scrap.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
249
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
58
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
68, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
53.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
85
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
355 inside it
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
65
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
180 for the night.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
58
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
92.
/work
You found
66 on the floor.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
74.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
80
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
73
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
74
/rob Gl1tch#1899
You robbed
6,002 from Gl1tch#1899.
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
81
/work
You work as an egg and earn
78
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
60