You make a living selling weed for
98 a day
Reply #635943
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You make a living selling weed for
98 a day
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
255 in total.
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
96
/work
You work all day at the factory
99
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
64.
/rob @solar comet
You were caught attempting to rob falky0002#4985, and have been fined
699.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
64 for doing his job.
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
81, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
98
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
105.
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
294 more
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
80!
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
55 though.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
95
/rob Milton the cat#7022
You robbed
2,765 from Milton the cat#7022.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
56.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
71
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
97
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
74
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
74
/work
You work as a taxi driver and earn
52
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
57
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
81
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
104 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
96.
/work
You sell bananas for
64
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
363 for the night.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
55
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
61
/rob @silent gale
You cannot rob bots, they are too powerful for you.
/rob cock
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - CT344-gurra#3669
2 - Luckʞyッ#3556
3 - cock#5243
4 - Cockin#5756
5 - Cockman#2494
6 - Cockslap From Hell#6496
7 - CockSoup#6969
8 - cocky_cock#2143
/rob CT344
/rob Cocksoup
You attempted to rob CockSoup#6969, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob @broken sorrel
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 59 seconds.
/rob CT344-gurra#3669
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @Silas Arlo
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
52
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
687.
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
61
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 45 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
62
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
50
/work
You repair the lights and receive
62
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
71 out of pity.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
83.
/crime
You stole a car and sold it for
384
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
58
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
77 from your peers.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
75
/crime
Sitting on a cop car wasn't smart. They gave you a
485 fine, because nobody likes marks being left on their windows!
/cry
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
99
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
70
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
438!
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
641 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
71
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/bal
You work as a space lawyer and earn
88
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
82
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
569.
Shit.
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
54.
/crime
You steal an apple from the market for
440
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
82
/crime
You entered the Royal Palace and stole a precious diamond. You then sold it for
370
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
58!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
96.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
91
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
84
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 33 seconds.
You were caught attempting to rob La Luna~ <3#9680, and have been fined
341.
You work in Greggs and earn
55
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
339
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
581
You robbed
549 from a convenience store.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
214.
anyway
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
70 to help fund the project!
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
70.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
65
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
85
/work
You do some work around the house for
87
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
378
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
81
/crime
You crack open a safe and shovel
332 into your pockets. These old people never learn.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
135
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
91 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
51
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
86
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
75
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
389 fine!
/crime
You assassinated an African drug lord for
532
/crime
You got caught stealing cheese wheels and are fined
544
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
86.
/rob La Luna~ ❤️
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Liara
You robbed
632 from Solavellan#5442.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
157 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You cannot work for 4 seconds.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
63
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
147
/crime
You robbed a church and made
302.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
99.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
52 I think...
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
54
/crime
You steal lamps for
495
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
264!
/work
You repair the lights and receive
67
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 13 seconds.
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
97
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
58
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
90 from donations
/work
Just take the
81 and go...
Oh ok
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
81
/work
You worked and gained
85
/crime
You hacked google and stole
557.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
99! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
79
/crime
You robbed
575 from a convenience store.
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
241 in donations!
/crime
You robbed the police station, which normally is a stupid idea, but they took the day off. You escaped with a police car, which you sold for
497
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
299 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
82
/work
You worked overtime for
52
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
57!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
181.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
386 falls out of your pocket!
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
267 at you.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
66
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
83
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
77 for your work.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
80
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
62
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
311
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
354 fine!
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
82 as in return!
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
92, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
63
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
59
/work
You battled and gained
81.
/work
You cannot work for 12 seconds.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
75.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
59
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
72
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
598
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
155
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
69. The students loved you!
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
59 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
88 from donations
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
83
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
90
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
111.
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
570.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
85
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
389!
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
323
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
68 from selling drinks
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
63 for your efforts!
/rob @cedar warren
You were caught attempting to rob fordo#7906, and have been fined
392.
NOOO
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
50
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
379 to get it out
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
682.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
81
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
78.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
270.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
71
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
393.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
79.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
588 for attempted murder.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
78
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
318 for your hard work.
/kill
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
50
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 17 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
584
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 31 seconds.
/shop
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
58
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
462
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
80
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
391 on getting high.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
134
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
76 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
100
/slut
You found an extra
100 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
210!
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
69!
/work
You receive a check of
84 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
55 to help fund the project!
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
221 fine!
/rob Mackz_
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Macsz_
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob Macz_
You attempted to rob Macz_#8138, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
343.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
96
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
96
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
82, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
261
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
547
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
417.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
67
/rob @harsh garden
You attempted to rob Potetogami#2846, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
98.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
60
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
540 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/balance
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
52.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
88
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
165 for the night.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
384
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
74 for doing it
/work
You milk a cow for
59
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
96
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
96
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
174 trying to twerk.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, and have been given a
530 fine!
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
75.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
87
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
630.
what
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
95.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You milk a cow for
65
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
94.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
70.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
65
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
369 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
71
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
244.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
621 to dodge death.
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
307
/work
Just take the
88 and go...
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
669 and escape unnoticed!
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
351.
/work
You are paid
66 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
371 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
634
/work
You make a living selling weed for
65 a day
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
53
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
111 for your hard work.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
524 fine!
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
140 to your Patreon!
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
85 for all your items.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
395
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
90
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
91 worth of scrap.
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
483 fine.
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
217
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
74
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
57
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
686
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
338 in donations!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
193 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for
682.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
80
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
50!
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
352
/crime
You successfully complete a heist and earn
417!
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
164 in one night.
/crime
You sell cellular phones for a whopping
462
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
77. Good job.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
70
/work
You do some work around the house for
69
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
347 from the client
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
566. Great job.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
70
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
172 to get it cured.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
101.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
53
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
294 fine.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
58.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
69 for it.
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
292 and a sore ass.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
614
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
60
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
99!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
71 from donations
/crime
Walking along the street, you notice an envelope falling out of the person's bag in front of you. You reach down to get it. After examining the unmarked envelope in your hand, you turn to the person who dropped it, they see you with it and run away at full-speed shoving everyone out of the way. Inside you find a small bag of cocaine. You turn to the nearest junkie & show them the contents, the junkie puts
630 in your hand silently in exchange for it and walks away.
/slut
You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you
144 in order to keep quiet about it.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 19 seconds.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
250
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
562.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
63 as in return!
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
73
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
89
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
104
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
461 but you really don't remember.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
94
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
99
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
637 fine!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
57 for it!
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
262
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
198 in a baggie next to you.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
123
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
59 was earned.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
86
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
192 : D
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
639 to some 11 year olds.
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
594 to dodge death.
/slut
You found an extra
237 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
60
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
264 at you.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
308 when you fell over.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
92
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
72 off your performance.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
63
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
156 on your way out of the locker room.
/Crime
You get banned from the Minecraft server and have to pay a fine of
498!
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
58
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
288 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
425
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
89
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
282 fine.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
64
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
188 for your solid work.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
58.
/crime
You were caught by a passerby for stealing. You have been fined for
700.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
122!
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
152
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
313 fine!
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
79.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
78 for doing his job.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
440, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
88
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
266.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
51
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
88 for doing his job.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
86
/crime
You steal money from your neighbour. While running away you lose
454 . Nobody cares about dirt though so they take their money back and leave without fining you.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
273 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
89
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
90
/work
You work all day at the factory
61
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
390 to your Patreon
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
591.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
55
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
52
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
614 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
409 and escape unnoticed!
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
140 for their medical fees.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
81
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
59
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
67. Good job!
/rob @proud jacinth
You were caught attempting to rob Wayward#1932, and have been fined
333.

Try that again and I will not be showing off my illustrious wizard outfit
Fine fine
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
51.
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
638 fine!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
106 in total.
/work
You were farming and earned
67
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
230 in hospital fees.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
83
You robbed
974 from bewxre#7138.
/rob @hardy mortar
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
F
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
550
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 54 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 43 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a model and earn
72
the modeling must of not been that good
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
339
You posted in the wrong Discord channel and have been fined
388.
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
64.
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
84
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
84
/rob @hardy mortar
You attempted to rob Angel <3#9680, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
zamn
F

You work as a bounty hunter and earn
69
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
376 fine!
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
189.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
86
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
261
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 21 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
61
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
146!
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
74
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
456 on the black market.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
398 in return!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
84
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
65.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
86
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
666.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
230
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
53 because we pity you.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
66
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
575
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
112 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
57
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
326 on the black market
/rob @fringe bane
You were caught attempting to rob freddy2035#3785, and have been fined
335.
UGHH
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
89
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
662 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
96
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
328!
/crime
You murdered your old CEO and found
557 in his jacket!
/work
You got out of bed. Have
80
/work
You found
81 on the floor.
/crime
You were caught trying to rob the owner, and have been given a
530 fine!
/crime
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
491.
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
118
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
73!
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
76
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 35 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
91
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 32 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 9 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 seconds.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
600 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
226
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
67, as it was originally their job
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
68
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
65
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
143
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
226
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
52
You tried to jump the old lady walking down the street. Turns out she had a gun, and robbed you blind of
608
Fuck old ladies
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
51
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
459 to make up for it
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
326
💀
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
87
/slut
You rake in
151, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You are fined
633 for jaywalking
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
100
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
60
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
215
/crime
You steal your grandma's purse, and find
403 and some butterscotch candy.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
90
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
51
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
198 for your services.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
390 stolen from you!
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
89
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
232 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You robbed a bank and secured
426.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
66
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
94
/crime
A woman gave you
260, for killing her husband!
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
79!
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
89
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
556 in the process.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
373
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
86
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
64
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
79
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
80.
/slut
You tried to hook up with a fierce looking tom, but he rejected you and stole
179.
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
412 for escaping without being caught
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
50
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
52 for doing it
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
558 to help him out.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
225
/rob @hardy mortar
You attempted to rob Angel <3#9680, but they had no money in cash for you to take.