#back-room

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leaden furnace
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/slut

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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash339 in total.

reef heart
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/rob @grim siren

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 12 seconds.

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 32 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 35 seconds.

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash91 stashed inside one of them.

fleet jungle
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/slut

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SHADOW#4281

You work at the strip club and earn Cash172.

reef heart
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/rob @fleet jungle

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob SHADOW#4281, and have been fined Cash630.

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay Cash485

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay Cash105 for surgery.

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is Cash56

reef heart
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/rob @grim siren

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 26 minutes.

kindred relic
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/work

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Slotman#1306

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash86

kindred relic
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/roullette all red

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 11 seconds.

reef heart
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/rob @kindred relic

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 43 minutes and 6 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 57 seconds.

kindred relic
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jokes on you

reef heart
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lol

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/work

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash88. The students loved you!

dawn ember
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/slut

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Chicken#1098

You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined Cash302 to get it cured.

reef heart
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/rob @kindred relic

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 11 minutes and 22 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes Cash104.

kindred relic
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so cringe

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost Cash309

reef heart
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hmmm

reef heart
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/rob @short nymph

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

check You robbed Cash1,288 from Numeyir.EllisekizeGülen#2372.

reef heart
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/crime

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 15 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 10 seconds.

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you Cash71

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for Cash645 to some 11 year olds.

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay Cash367 for a new one.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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no one#2096

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash96

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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no one#2096

Your friend pays you Cash208 for you to worship her feet

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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no one#2096

You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for Cash455

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash74 off of donations.

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 7 seconds.

short nymph
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/rob @reef heart

silent galeBOT
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Numeyir.EllisekizeGülen#2372

xmark You attempted to rob pandawithsumdumdum#4091, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

reef heart
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ha

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blew it on blackjack

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 30 seconds.

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 8 seconds.

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as a pumpkin picker Cash79

reef heart
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/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 15 minutes.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You battled and gained Cash87.

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined Cash579!

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find Cash344 on the way back to your ship.

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn Cash90

reef heart
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/rob @foggy saddle

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 11 seconds.

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash98

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a professional snuggler and earn Cash99

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined Cash666

reef heart
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/rob @broken sorrel

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

check You robbed Cash372 from Baine406#5491.

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly Cash75.

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's Cash315

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for Cash89

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find Cash60 stashed inside one of them.

cinder crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined Cash195

cinder crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You work as a police officer and earn Cash67

cinder crow
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/crime

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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a Cash648 fine.

chilly delta
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/work

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Александер#5921

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you Cash68.

chilly delta
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Александер#5921

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.

chilly delta
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Александер#5921

You sell naked photos of yourself online for Cash293.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a personal shopper and earn Cash60

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You hooked up with a couple of guys for Cash121

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You did a crime and got Cash654 from it :/

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You take your dog for a walk and gain Cash95

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash92

ripe badger
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined Cash580 .

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You earned Cash141 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

ripe badger
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/work

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lenx#0391

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded Cash52.

ripe badger
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/work

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lenx#0391

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash96

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 56 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 54 seconds.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a parkour specialist and earn Cash72

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You dabbed. Cash687 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you

reef heart
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hahahahaha

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a bride kidnapper and earn Cash55

pale tulip
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/work

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mirr_enxx#5739

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash74

pale tulip
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Wow

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you Cash92 to help fund the project!

past oyster
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/work

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Xx.Phina#5173

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned Cash77!

past oyster
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/Crime

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Xx.Phina#5173

The local street gang pays you Cash282 after helping them beat an innocent citizen

past oyster
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/slut

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Xx.Phina#5173

You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up Cash266

craggy jetty
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/work

silent galeBOT
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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash82

wild quest
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/work

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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You clean off the counters and get paid Cash79

wild quest
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/crime

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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined Cash450

cedar warren
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/work

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fordo#7906

You work for a private military company, earning Cash89

cedar warren
broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Cash73 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash72

cunning steeple
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal Cash252

cunning steeple
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You work as a head receiver and earn Cash58

cunning steeple
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? Cash204 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash71

cedar warren
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/work

silent galeBOT
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fordo#7906

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash91

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made Cash91 off your performance.

cloud adder
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with Cash78

solar comet
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/work

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falky0002#4985

You milk a cow for Cash57

solar comet
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/rob Ranava#0923

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falky0002#4985

check You robbed Cash2,869 from Ranava#0923.

solar comet
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yay

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/slut

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falky0002#4985

You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as Cash361!

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay Cash416.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash55.

forest quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zuri#1111

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash71

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash71

reef heart
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/rob @red sundial

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob bewxre#7138, and have been fined Cash472.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash95

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash62

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash71 from your peers.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash83

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a zoologist and earn Cash88

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You found Cash74 lying on the floor in General Chat!

reef heart
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/rob @solar comet

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You attempted to rob falky0002#4985, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn Cash92

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You got out of bed. Have Cash76

leaden furnace
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/work

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You work as an elementary school teacher and earn Cash97

leaden furnace
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined Cash583

leaden furnace
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash105 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

leaden furnace
leaden furnace
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/work

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you Cash77 as in return!

austere glacier
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/work

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DK7#4137

You worked in the cafeteria and have earned Cash83

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined Cash588.

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. Cash173 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

reef heart
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/rob @red sundial

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

check You robbed Cash600 from bewxre#7138.

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn Cash67

forest quarry
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/work

silent galeBOT
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zuri#1111

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash80

cinder crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You work as a snake milker and earn Cash50

cinder crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash309

cinder crow
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/bal

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/crime

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole Cash379 from you!

reef heart
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/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

Cash89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you Cash307.

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.

reef heart
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/rob @distant latch

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 15 minutes and 28 seconds.

ripe badger
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/work

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash71 in your direction.

ripe badger
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You work as a cunning linguist and earn Cash339

reef heart
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/rob @distant latch

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined Cash653.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You worked at the office overtime for Cash74

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received Cash57!

past oyster
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Xx.Phina#5173

You work as a professional cuddler and earn Cash60

past oyster
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/Crime

silent galeBOT
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Xx.Phina#5173

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for Cash293

past oyster
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Xx.Phina#5173

Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of Cash139, and you go ahead with it.

reef heart
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/bal

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/rob @past oyster

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Xx.Phina#5173, and have been fined Cash278.

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for Cash525

reef heart
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you Cash245

past oyster
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That’s not nice:(

reef heart
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/work

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as a child birth educator and earn Cash61

reef heart
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i need bj money sorry 😂

past oyster
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Then save ur money and don’t play it away 😂

reef heart
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nah robbing and crime is more fun revolver2

cunning steeple
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/rob @reef heart

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Koksschnueffler_#6737

xmark You attempted to rob pandawithsumdumdum#4091, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

cunning steeple
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash97.

cunning steeple
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You robbed a grocery store and got Cash297

cunning steeple
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash162 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

reef heart
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hahaha

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im broke

cunning steeple
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yes

reef heart
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of Cash453

reef heart
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/bal

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/rob @distant latch

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

check You robbed Cash832 from Censored Screaming#0403.

solar comet
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/work

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You work as a Penguinologist and earn Cash73

solar comet
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash206 to fuck the girls inside.

solar comet
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/crime

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them Cash291 in damages.

solar comet
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/rob Malcolm#1716

silent galeBOT
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falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Malcolm#1716, and have been fined Cash641.

broken sorrel
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/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a police officer and earn Cash65

cinder crow
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/work

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash98 from your peers.

cinder crow
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/slut

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you Cash140 for your services.

cinder crow
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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WIJUOSCAR#7834

You assassinate an actor for Cash482

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash92

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as a bounty hunter and earn Cash89

reef heart
#

/rob @ripe badger

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 18 minutes and 51 seconds.

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you Cash320

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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BOSSMAN playzzz#8173

You successfully created a pyramid scheme making Cash691 in the process.

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash346 in one night.

ripe badger
#

/slut

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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BOSSMAN playzzz#8173

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined Cash248.

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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn Cash82

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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BOSSMAN playzzz#8173

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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BOSSMAN playzzz#8173

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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BOSSMAN playzzz#8173

You work as a street performer and earn Cash81

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash93

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of Cash74 anyway.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash61, albeit reluctantly.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You sell your crab for Cash77, you monster

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash94!

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you Cash226 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined Cash586

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

native rover
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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randomgamer47#9568

You were fined Cash314 for slacking in school!

native rover
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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randomgamer47#9568

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn Cash73

native rover
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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randomgamer47#9568

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash168

native rover
#

/rob pandawithsumdumdum

silent galeBOT
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randomgamer47#9568

xmark You were caught attempting to rob pandawithsumdumdum#4091, and have been fined Cash289.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash80.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

stopwatch You cannot work for 44 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got Cash67!

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash86.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn Cash76!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a Discord bot developer and earn Cash88

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

stopwatch You cannot work for 29 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You went to work and gained Cash93

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn Cash98

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a comedian and earn Cash86

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You do some work around the house for Cash98

cedar warren
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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fordo#7906

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash84.

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fordo#7906

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash69

cedar warren
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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fordo#7906

You got cloned for science. You earned Cash52

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Your level got featured epic and you won Cash95

woven karma
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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bolek#0843

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned Cash100

woven karma
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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bolek#0843

You were caught vandalising and were fined Cash699

dry garden
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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CamHam#2000

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for Cash264

dry garden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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CamHam#2000

Your pimp gives you an extra Cash244

dry garden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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CamHam#2000

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash87 for it!

cerulean lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Macz_#8138

You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn Cash65

cerulean lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Macz_#8138

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with Cash342.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as an eel ecologist and earn Cash84

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash86 when you got back home

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash89

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined Cash133

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined Cash255.

forest quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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zuri#1111

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn Cash54, albeit reluctantly.

leaden furnace
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You milk a cow for Cash87

leaden furnace
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get Cash324.

leaden furnace
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs Cash381

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a beaver expert and earn Cash77

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Lavener#3156

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash84

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Lavener#3156

You raided the enemy tribe and got Cash653

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Lavener#3156

You have a good night out and earn Cash261.

#
Lavener#3156

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You work as a janitor and earn Cash63

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 9 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash80 .

barren sapphire
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Username_not_found#8340

You work as a dog food taster and earn Cash53

barren sapphire
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Username_not_found#8340

While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost Cash551.

barren sapphire
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Username_not_found#8340

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.

barren sapphire
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Username_not_found#8340

stopwatch You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You fail at work, but your boss pays you Cash52 out of pity.

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

Your client found your legs legendary and paid you Cash175

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned Cash74. The students loved you!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got Cash91 for it!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You have worked in the prison gardens for Cash51

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash90 .

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning Cash57.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn Cash66.

nocturne jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you Cash74

nocturne jetty
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for Cash496

nocturne jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.

nocturne jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash281

granite kernel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Tsar Nicholas🇬🇷#9364

You found Cash71 lying on the floor in General Chat!

granite kernel
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Tsar Nicholas🇬🇷#9364

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn Cash237

granite kernel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Tsar Nicholas🇬🇷#9364

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.

granite kernel
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Tsar Nicholas🇬🇷#9364

You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing Cash409 to restore your save file.

wind fox
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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CT344-gurra#3669

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of Cash52.

wind fox
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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CT344-gurra#3669

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed Cash665 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash60

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined Cash585

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

Cash74 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay Cash199 for child support before disownment.

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for Cash517

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You work as an egg and earn Cash99

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn Cash83

leaden furnace
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash72

leaden furnace
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay Cash306 in legal fees trying to clear your name

leaden furnace
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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xxnatedoggxx#7605

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you Cash203 on your way out of the locker room.

past oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Xx.Phina#5173

You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for Cash67

past oyster
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Xx.Phina#5173

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash244 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

past oyster
#

/Crime

silent galeBOT
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Xx.Phina#5173

You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you Cash375.

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with Cash478

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost Cash312

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash79

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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lenx#0391

You work as a cross dresser model and earn Cash99

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got Cash100 for your efforts!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash77

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash81

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash437

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash348.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan 💀☠#8667

You did a crime and got Cash594 from it :/

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan 💀☠#8667

You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect Cash109 in one night.

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan 💀☠#8667

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Arthur Morgan 💀☠#8667

You develop games and earn Cash88.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work as an iceberg mover and earn Cash69

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Koksschnueffler_#6737

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash55.

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 6 seconds.

nocturne jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash88!

nocturne jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

An adult video site pays you Cash272 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash82 from a thrown out wallet.

dry garden
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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CamHam#2000

Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay Cash688 in legal fees trying to clear your name

dry garden
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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CamHam#2000

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash289

dry garden
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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CamHam#2000

You work as a children's toy tester and earn Cash83

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you Cash84

cloud adder
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You go down on that rich kid and earn Cash358

cloud adder
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for Cash484.

nocturne jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for Cash90.

nocturne jetty
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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x_xshadow-_-#9780

You managed to get with a famous actress for Cash147

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.

simple stirrup
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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Tanjir0 Kamado#9989

Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you Cash327

simple stirrup
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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Tanjir0 Kamado#9989

You earned Cash214 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

simple stirrup
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Tanjir0 Kamado#9989

You become a game developer and raised Cash78 for charity.

simple stirrup
#

/cirme

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of Cash90 off your new game.

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your Cash526 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

worn moss
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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de eye of eyeness#1998

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid Cash65!

worn moss
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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de eye of eyeness#1998

You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for Cash375

worn moss
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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de eye of eyeness#1998

You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes Cash115 from you.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn Cash81

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

You work as an elephant dresser and earn Cash93

hearty cobalt
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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.Kaz#8233

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash88 for a good job.

hearty cobalt
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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.Kaz#8233

You steal change from the homeless. You got Cash497

hearty cobalt
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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.Kaz#8233

You work as a lubricant tester and earn Cash230.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you Cash59 for your struggles.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You gave yourself Cash54 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

reef heart
#

/rob @ebon charm

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Chonk#8712, and have been fined Cash434.

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

The cops start chasing you, and Cash582 falls out of your pocket!

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with Cash100.

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You drive women to the store for Cash93

plush raptor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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🇺🇸 Huge Graph403788 🇺🇦#3434

You sell V-bucks and make Cash60!

plush raptor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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🇺🇸 Huge Graph403788 🇺🇦#3434

You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost Cash347

plush raptor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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🇺🇸 Huge Graph403788 🇺🇦#3434

You see an old woman drop Cash692, and take it!

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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SouthkoreanleaderxX#6686

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash65

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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SouthkoreanleaderxX#6686

You choked on your aspirations. You lost Cash589

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You have a successful YouTube channel and make Cash61 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You did a crime and for some reason you now have Cash685 more

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Baine406#5491

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid Cash97

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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joost#0919

You work as a sandwich artist and earn Cash95

ripe badger
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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joost#0919

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost Cash681

ripe badger
#

/rob

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

xmark Too few arguments given.

Usage:
rob <user>

ripe badger
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
joost#0919

You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay Cash253 to get it out

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lenx#0391

You find Cash77 randomly lying in the gutter

worn moss
#

/work slut /crime

silent galeBOT
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de eye of eyeness#1998

You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn Cash100

worn moss
#

Oh yeah all I'm one babay

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
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de eye of eyeness#1998

You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for Cash638

worn moss
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
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de eye of eyeness#1998

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned Cash138

cerulean lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Macz_#8138

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you Cash71

cerulean lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash340 at you.

fierce osprey
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Zaynox#0703

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash94

brazen axle
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
prpninj#9125

You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined Cash514!

brazen axle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
prpninj#9125

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash358

brazen axle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
prpninj#9125

You work as a high school student with no life. Have Cash51 because we pity you.

past oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Xx.Phina#5173

You work as a director of sand bags and earn Cash100

past oyster
#

/Crime

silent galeBOT
#
Xx.Phina#5173

You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took Cash320 from you and left.

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash99

past oyster
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Xx.Phina#5173

You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some Cash189

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

Someone cares about you. Enough to throw Cash146 at you.

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You work for a Mexican cartel and make Cash306

supple anchor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Xiao ||#4257

You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued Cash502. Great job.

supple anchor
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Xiao ||#4257

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.

supple anchor
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Xiao ||#4257

You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn Cash356.

supple anchor
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Xiao ||#4257

You sweep the floor and get paid Cash88

supple anchor
#

/bal

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Xiao ||#4257

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 1 second.

cerulean lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly Cash99

cerulean lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You do a good deepthroating and earn Cash279 from the client

ripe badger
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
lenx#0391

You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for Cash79

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make Cash59 off of donations.

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined Cash366

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You worked at the office overtime for Cash68

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a Cash363 fine!

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was Cash109, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

ionic carbon
#

/bal

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kangaroo#8495

You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth Cash504

ionic carbon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kangaroo#8495

You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a Cash293 fine!

ionic carbon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kangaroo#8495

You slept in a bed and found Cash68 under your pillow when you woke up

ionic carbon
#

/bj all

#

/bj 300

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash68

fierce otter
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
🎃MrPotato1062🎃#6969

You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you Cash51.

fierce otter
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
🎃MrPotato1062🎃#6969

You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal Cash321!

fierce otter
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
🎃MrPotato1062🎃#6969

You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for Cash331.

fierce otter
#

/bal

fair roost
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
CatCumber#6156

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you Cash238.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You repair the lights and receive Cash90

forest quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zuri#8890

You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth Cash59.

cerulean lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped Cash86!

cerulean lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You got your daily dose of Vitamin D Cash303 : D

cerulean lotus
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined Cash349

forest quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zuri#8890

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash95.

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You milk a cow for Cash56

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra Cash166.

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined Cash299

junior tree
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Gustavo Fring#6785

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash61.

junior tree
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Gustavo Fring#6785

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.

junior tree
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Gustavo Fring#6785

You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at Cash678.

junior tree
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Gustavo Fring#6785

You earn Cash144 for giving some succ (the good kind)

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash72

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you Cash83 .

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You bought and sold items and profited Cash71

cunning steeple
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash80.

cunning steeple
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned Cash224

cunning steeple
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Koksschnueffler_#6737

Your hacker friend wires you Cash687. Good payroll today gamers.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a streamer and gain Cash63 from donations

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You are fined Cash529 for jaywalking

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for Cash76

cerulean lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash92.

cerulean lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash136 to restock.

cerulean lotus
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn Cash608.

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you Cash86 for a good job.

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost Cash331

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You went to work and gained Cash69

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 40 seconds.

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned Cash73.

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make Cash56!

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up Cash673

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash99

craggy jetty
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
ToxicGreenPentagram#0794

You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn Cash97

cerulean lotus
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You work as a model and earn Cash98

cerulean lotus
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Macz_#8138

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped Cash183

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash63 in your direction.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work all day at the factory Cash81

barren sapphire
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Username_not_found#8340

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make Cash60 from ad revenue.

barren sapphire
#

/crine4

#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Username_not_found#8340

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth Cash456

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn Cash85

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn Cash81

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you Cash69 when you got back home

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you Cash93.

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as a comedian and earn Cash57

reef heart
#

/rob @distant latch

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined Cash577.

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined Cash422

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned Cash327

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for Cash56.

leaden furnace
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
xxnatedoggxx#7605

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned Cash91.

leaden furnace
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
xxnatedoggxx#7605

You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined Cash610

leaden furnace
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
xxnatedoggxx#7605

The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay Cash347 to have them cleaned

forest quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zuri#8890

You eat bananas for a living and get Cash58

wanton pecan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
PaigeBrook#8000

You work as an ear cleaner and earn Cash90

ionic carbon
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
kangaroo#8495

You robbed a church and made Cash447.

ionic carbon
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
kangaroo#8495

Your condom supply runs out and you pay Cash351 to restock.

ionic carbon
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
kangaroo#8495

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip Cash97.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you Cash76 for the hard work

low mantle
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding Cash65. Congrats!

low mantle
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
crisps#3092

You flashed your tits while streaming and received Cash237 in donations!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's Cash52.

pseudo tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn Cash50

pseudo tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth Cash595

pseudo tusk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid Cash106 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

pseudo tusk
#

FUCK

#

/rob crisps#3092

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

xmark You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

pseudo tusk
#

FUCK

forest quarry
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
zuri#8890

You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn Cash77

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as a model and earn Cash59

pseudo tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You worked hard at Burger King and earned Cash83

pseudo tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 33 seconds.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash50

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work at the dump all day. Then you found Cash54 from a thrown out wallet.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

A sudden gust of wind blows Cash97 in your direction.

past oyster
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Xx.Phina#5173

You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn Cash85

past oyster
#

/Crime

silent galeBOT
#
Xx.Phina#5173

You were caught making shitty memes and lost Cash534

past oyster
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Xx.Phina#5173

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash282!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn Cash86

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work as the head of potatoes and earn Cash64

pseudo tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in Cash72

pseudo tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

stopwatch You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.

pseudo tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined Cash621 but you really don't remember.

pseudo tusk
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You shake what your momma gave you for Cash170.

pseudo tusk
#

/rob Xx.Phina#5173

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

xmark You attempted to rob Xx.Phina#5173, but they had no money in cash for you to take.

pseudo tusk
#

FUCK

reef heart
#

/rob @pseudo tusk

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

xmark You were caught attempting to rob telavon#0177, and have been fined Cash292.

pseudo tusk
#

Cunt

reef heart
#

lol

pseudo tusk
#

I need money to feed my blackjack addiction

reef heart
#

same

pseudo tusk
#

then get your own

#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

stopwatch You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.

pseudo tusk
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

stopwatch You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 26 seconds.

reef heart
pseudo tusk
#

You’re more likely to get money

reef heart
#

sure but robbing is fun

pseudo tusk
#

/rob @reef heart

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

stopwatch You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 50 minutes.

pseudo tusk
#

FUCK

reef heart
#

HA

#

im 15k in debt

pseudo tusk
#

I just paid off my debt

modest rose
#

/Crime

silent galeBOT
#
Su89#5130

You are fined Cash250 for jaywalking

modest rose
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Su89#5130

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash77 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

modest rose
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Su89#5130

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather Cash149 in total.

pseudo tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you Cash85

modest rose
#

im soon out of debt

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn Cash86

reef heart
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for Cash350

reef heart
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of Cash367.

reef heart
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
pandawithsumdumdum#4091

You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of Cash97 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...

pseudo tusk
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
telavon#0177

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make Cash60 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

waxen vigil
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Suryoye#2581

You work as a professional sleeper and earn Cash60

waxen vigil
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
Suryoye#2581

You rake in Cash313, but your butthole will never be the same...

waxen vigil
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
Suryoye#2581

You're caught helping the enemy. Pay Cash541

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned Cash86.

wanton pecan
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
PaigeBrook#8000

You work as a human statue and earn Cash65

wanton pecan
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
PaigeBrook#8000

You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn Cash231 and a sore ass.

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn Cash74

solar comet
#

/rob Malcolm#1716

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

xmark You were caught attempting to rob Malcolm#1716, and have been fined Cash654.

solar comet
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got Cash74

solar comet
#

/slut

silent galeBOT
#
falky0002#4985

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated Cash288 to your Patreon!

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn Cash97

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash74

wild quest
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn Cash55

wild quest
#

/crime

silent galeBOT
#
♠Sphmsco♠#4818

You were fined Cash251 for slacking in school!

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Solavellan#5442

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found Cash69

broken sorrel
#

/work

silent galeBOT
#
Baine406#5491

Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain Cash53

cloud adder
#

/work

silent galeBOT
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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.

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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work as a comedian and earn Cash80

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You worked overtime for Cash98

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn Cash75

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received Cash85 from your peers.

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid Cash58

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you Cash63.

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn Cash85

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a vibration consultant and earn Cash75

barren sapphire
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/work

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Username_not_found#8340

You slept in a bed and found Cash75 under your pillow when you woke up

barren sapphire
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/crime

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Username_not_found#8340

You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for Cash326 to some 11 year olds.

barren sapphire
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/slut

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Username_not_found#8340

Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra Cash144.

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/work

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PaigeBrook#8000

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn Cash71

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/slut

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PaigeBrook#8000

You licked SpongeBob's feet for Cash148!

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/crime

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PaigeBrook#8000

Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined Cash621

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you Cash56

cloud adder
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/work

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Solavellan#5442

stopwatch You cannot work for 4 minutes and 32 seconds.

broken sorrel
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/work

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Baine406#5491

You work as a street performer and earn Cash92

wanton pecan
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/work

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PaigeBrook#8000

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive Cash84

wanton pecan
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/slut

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PaigeBrook#8000

In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you Cash371 to fuck the girls inside.

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/crime

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PaigeBrook#8000

You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost Cash566

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/work

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PaigeBrook#8000

stopwatch You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.

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/slut

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PaigeBrook#8000

stopwatch You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 31 seconds.

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/crime