#back-room
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You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
339 in total.
/rob @grim siren
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 7 minutes and 12 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 37 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
91 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
172.
/rob @fleet jungle
You were caught attempting to rob SHADOW#4281, and have been fined
630.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
485
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
105 for surgery.
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
56
/rob @grim siren
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 26 minutes.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
86
/roullette all red
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 11 seconds.
/rob @kindred relic
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 43 minutes and 6 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 57 seconds.
jokes on you
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
88. The students loved you!
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
302 to get it cured.
/rob @kindred relic
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 11 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
104.
so cringe
/crime
You aren't very sneaky, are you? You lost
309
hmmm
/rob @short nymph
You robbed
1,288 from Numeyir.EllisekizeGülen#2372.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 15 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
71
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
645 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
367 for a new one.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/slut
Your friend pays you
208 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You murder that sweet old lady living upstairs, collect her jewellery and sell it for
455
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
74 off of donations.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 7 seconds.
/rob @reef heart
You attempted to rob pandawithsumdumdum#4091, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 30 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 30 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
79
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 15 minutes.
/work
You battled and gained
87.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
579!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
344 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
90
/rob @foggy saddle
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
98
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
99
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
666
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
372 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
75.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
315
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
89
/work
You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find
60 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
195
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
67
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
648 fine.
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
68.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
293.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
60
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
121
/crime
You did a crime and got
654 from it :/
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
95
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
92
/crime
You have been caught bragging about your money on facebook, you have been fined
580 .
/slut
You earned
141 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
52.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
96
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
72
/crime
You dabbed.
687 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
hahahahaha
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
55
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
74
Wow
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
92 to help fund the project!
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
77!
/Crime
The local street gang pays you
282 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
266
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
82
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
79
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
450
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
89

/work
73 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
72
/crime
You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal
252
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
58
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
204 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
71
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
91
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
91 off your performance.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
78
/work
You milk a cow for
57
/rob Ranava#0923
You robbed
2,869 from Ranava#0923.
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
361!
/crime
While trying to wire you money, your friend gets caught and rats you out. Pay
416.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
55.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
71
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
71
/rob @red sundial
You were caught attempting to rob bewxre#7138, and have been fined
472.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
95
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
62
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
71 from your peers.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
83
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
88
/work
You found
74 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/rob @solar comet
You attempted to rob falky0002#4985, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
92
/work
You got out of bed. Have
76
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
97
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
583
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
105 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
77 as in return!
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
83
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
588.
/slut
You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again.
173 for the paramedics to come and help you out.
/rob @red sundial
You robbed
600 from bewxre#7138.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
67
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
80
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
50
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
309
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
379 from you!
/work
89 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
307.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob @distant latch
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 15 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
71 in your direction.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
339
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
653.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
74
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
57!
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
60
/Crime
You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for
293
/slut
Someone knocks on your door, asking for sex. She offers a handsome sum of
139, and you go ahead with it.
You were caught attempting to rob Xx.Phina#5173, and have been fined
278.
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts and pawn them for
525
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
245
That’s not nice:(
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
61
i need bj money sorry 😂
Then save ur money and don’t play it away 😂
nah robbing and crime is more fun 
/rob @reef heart
You attempted to rob pandawithsumdumdum#4091, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
97.
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
297
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
162 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
yes
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
453
You robbed
832 from Censored Screaming#0403.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
73
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
206 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
291 in damages.
/rob Malcolm#1716
You were caught attempting to rob Malcolm#1716, and have been fined
641.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
65
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
98 from your peers.
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
140 for your services.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
482
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
92
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
89
/rob @ripe badger
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 18 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
320
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
691 in the process.
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
346 in one night.
/slut
/work
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
248.
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 44 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
81
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
93
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
74 anyway.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
61, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You sell your crab for
77, you monster
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
94!
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
226 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
586
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/crime
You were fined
314 for slacking in school!
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
73
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
168
/rob pandawithsumdumdum
You were caught attempting to rob pandawithsumdumdum#4091, and have been fined
289.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
80.
/work
You cannot work for 44 seconds.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
67!
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
86.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
76!
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
88
/work
You cannot work for 29 seconds.
/work
You went to work and gained
93
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
98
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
86
/work
You do some work around the house for
98
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
84.
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 13 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
69
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
52
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
95
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
100
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
699
/crime
You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for
264
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
244
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
87 for it!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
65
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
342.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
84
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
86 when you got back home
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
89
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
133
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
255.
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
54, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You milk a cow for
87
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
324.
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
381
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
77
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
84
/crime
You raided the enemy tribe and got
653
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
261.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
63
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
80 .
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
53
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
551.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
52 out of pity.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
175
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
74. The students loved you!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
91 for it!
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
51
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
90 .
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
57.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
66.
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
74
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
496
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
281
/work
You found
71 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
237
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
409 to restore your save file.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
52.
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
665 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
60
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
585
/work
74 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
199 for child support before disownment.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
517
/work
You work as an egg and earn
99
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
83
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
72
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
306 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
203 on your way out of the locker room.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
67
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
244 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
/Crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
375.
/crime
You pickpocket every single person in the parliament entrance and sneak away with
478
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
312
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
79
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
99
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
100 for your efforts!
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
77
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
81
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
437
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
348.
/crime
You did a crime and got
594 from it :/
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
109 in one night.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
88.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
69
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
55.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
88!
/slut
An adult video site pays you
272 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
82 from a thrown out wallet.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
688 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
289
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
83
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
84
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
358
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
484.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
90.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
147
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
327
/slut
You earned
214 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
78 for charity.
/cirme
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
90 off your new game.
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
526 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
65!
/crime
You break into a firework factory and steals all the firecrackers and sell them for
375
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
115 from you.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
81
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
93
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
88 for a good job.
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
497
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
230.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
59 for your struggles.
/work
You gave yourself
54 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/rob @ebon charm
You were caught attempting to rob Chonk#8712, and have been fined
434.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
582 falls out of your pocket!
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
100.
/work
You drive women to the store for
93
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
60!
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
347
/crime
You see an old woman drop
692, and take it!
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
65
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
589
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
61 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
685 more
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
97
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
95
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
681
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
253 to get it out
/work
You find
77 randomly lying in the gutter
/work slut /crime
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
100
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
638
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
138
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
71
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
340 at you.
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
94
/crime
You got seen by a police officer while trying to take some purses, you have been fined
514!
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
358
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
51 because we pity you.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
100
/Crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
320 from you and left.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
99
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
189
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
146 at you.
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
306
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
502. Great job.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 50 seconds.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
356.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
88
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
99
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
279 from the client
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
79
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
59 off of donations.
/crime
You have been caught helping your neighbour steal from the local bank, and got fined
366
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
68
/crime
You were caught eating spaghetti without meatballs, and have been given a
363 fine!
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
109, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
504
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
293 fine!
/work
You slept in a bed and found
68 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
68
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
51.
/crime
You manage to hack into a bank's system and steal
321!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
331.
/bal
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
238.
/work
You repair the lights and receive
90
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
59.
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
86!
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
303 : D
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
349
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
95.
/work
You milk a cow for
56
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
166.
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
299
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
61.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
678.
/slut
You earn
144 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
72
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
83 .
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
71
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
80.
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
224
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
687. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
63 from donations
/crime
You are fined
529 for jaywalking
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
76
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
92.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
136 to restock.
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
608.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
86 for a good job.
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
331
/work
You went to work and gained
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
73.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
56!
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
673
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
99
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
97
/work
You work as a model and earn
98
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
183
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
63 in your direction.
/work
You work all day at the factory
81
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
60 from ad revenue.
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
456
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
85
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
81
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
69 when you got back home
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
93.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
57
/rob @distant latch
You were caught attempting to rob Censored Screaming#0403, and have been fined
577.
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
422
/slut
You gave your clone the gud succ in front of a crowd. You earned
327
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
56.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
91.
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
610
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
347 to have them cleaned
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
58
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
90
/crime
You robbed a church and made
447.
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
351 to restock.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
97.
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
76 for the hard work
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
65. Congrats!
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
237 in donations!
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
52.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
50
/crime
You set fire to Starbucks and steal all the coffee worth
595
/slut
One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid
106 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.
You attempted to rob crisps#3092, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
FUCK
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
77
/work
You work as a model and earn
59
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
83
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 6 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
50
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
54 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
97 in your direction.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
85
/Crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
534
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
282!
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
86
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
64
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
72
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 41 seconds.
/crime
After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined
621 but you really don't remember.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
170.
/rob Xx.Phina#5173
You attempted to rob Xx.Phina#5173, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
FUCK
/rob @pseudo tusk
You were caught attempting to rob telavon#0177, and have been fined
292.
Cunt
lol
I need money to feed my blackjack addiction
same
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 51 minutes and 26 seconds.
yes, by robbing
sure but robbing is fun
/rob @reef heart
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 50 minutes.
FUCK
I just paid off my debt
/Crime
You are fined
250 for jaywalking
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
77 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
149 in total.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
85
im soon out of debt
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
86
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
350
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
367.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
97 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
60 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
60
/slut
You rake in
313, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You're caught helping the enemy. Pay
541
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
86.
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
65
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
231 and a sore ass.
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
74
/rob Malcolm#1716
You were caught attempting to rob Malcolm#1716, and have been fined
654.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
74
/slut
You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated
288 to your Patreon!
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
97
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
74
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
55
/crime
You were fined
251 for slacking in school!
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
69
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
53
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
80
/work
You worked overtime for
98
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
75
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
85 from your peers.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
58
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
63.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
85
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
75
/work
You slept in a bed and found
75 under your pillow when you woke up
/crime
You rob a gas station of all its fidget spinners. You sell them for
326 to some 11 year olds.
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
144.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
71
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
148!
/crime
Unfortunately, your public indecency did not pay off and got caught. You were fined
621
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
56
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
92
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
84
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
371 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
566
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime