#back-room
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You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
59 for your hard work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
94
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
78
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
63
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
68.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
57
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
74 for a good job.
You work at a lamp store and earn
88
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
68 for your efforts!
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
70.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
259!
/crime
You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined
585
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
369
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
98.
/work
You worked and gained
57
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
98
/work
You got out of bed. Have
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 8 seconds.
/crime
You hacked your parent's bank account and made
463.
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
71.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
70
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
58.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 35 seconds.
/slut
You fuck this really hot girl, and you find out she has herpes. You are fined
331 to get it cured.
/crime
You are fined
378 for jaywalking
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
87.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
93!
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
57
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
317
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
393!
You cannot commit a crime for 50 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 51 minutes.
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 18 seconds.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
63
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
98
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
79.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
387 at you.
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
513 fine!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
76
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
82 when you got back home
/crime
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
400
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
236.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
88
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
66
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
70
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You do some work around the house for
83
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
57
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
70
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
70
/slut
That’s not what they meant when they said "Let's try something new". Now you need to pay
229 in hospital fees.
/crime
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
334
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
68
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
81
/work
You milk a cow for
55
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
99.
/work
You cannot work for 3 seconds.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
74
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
71 from selling drinks
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
71
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
94 was earned.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
75 on the ground.
/crime
You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them
568 in damages.
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
151
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
72
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
65
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
152 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
673
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
91
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
99 .
could someone who doesn't play red dead 2 anymore share it with me? (xbox) if it's on an account other than your main one, even better.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 34 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You sell bananas for
60
game share u mean?
Yes
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
62
Can you help me with this? I live in Brazil and the game is really priced very high, if it's not a problem, I just wanted to play it anyway
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
67
If you have play station upgrade your plus and it’s on there for free in the ps store
Xbox
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
50.
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
103
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
99.
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
303
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
262
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
64
/slut
You take it up the ass for
378
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
480.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
71.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
79.
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
66 as in return!
/crime
You assassinate a high priority target. Your client pays you
470.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
77
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
62.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
87 though.
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
63.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
64
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
81.
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
247
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
526 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
98
/slut
You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you
260 on your way out of the locker room.
/slut
That was a successful live cam show! Your supporters sent
216 to your Patreon
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
675.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
100
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
50
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
70
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
77 as in return!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
71.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
75.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
65.
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob @tight iris
You attempted to rob MA€STRO™[PT]#0001, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
52
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
351 after.
/crime
You tried to trip an old man and he beats you with a stick. The police then arrive on scene and fine you
463 for attempted murder.
lol
/work
69 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
74 for charity.
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
71 from donations
/work
You cannot work for 35 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 17 seconds.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
66.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
63!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
70
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
84.
/work
You sell your crab for
100, you monster
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
58
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
91
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
66
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
99.
/work
You cannot work for 41 seconds.
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
93
/work
You worked for the Police and earned
69
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
51
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
51 as in return!
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
676
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
A drunk man pays you
75 to walk backwards.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
64!
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
150 for your hard work.
/crime
You kidnap a bride and take her hostage for
463
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
68.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
94
/work
You gave yourself
84 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
100
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
92
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
73
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
80
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 17 seconds.
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
70
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
100.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
91.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
51 in profits
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
226
/crime
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
306 fine.
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
64 I think...
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
68.
/work
You cannot work for 27 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 6 seconds.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
94 in profits
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
70
/slut
You let some old man take a peek at your goods and glory for some
314
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
282 falls out of your pocket!
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
79
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
59
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
67
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
61.
/work
76 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
55
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
94 was earned.
/work
You become a game developer and raised
60 for charity.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 15 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
98.
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
60 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
218
/crime
Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined
666.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
91.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
79!
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
89.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
79
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
97 for your efforts!
/work
You were farming and earned
82
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
100
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
64 worth of scrap.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
79!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
97
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
67
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
55
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
98
/work
You drive women to the store for
72
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
62.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
54
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
67.
/slut
You got caught sucking off your teacher. Nice job
167
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
566
/work
You work as the president and earn
83
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
72
/work
You got featured and won
69
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
280
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
292 for safe keeping.
/work
You are paid
61 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
65
/crime
You hacked google and stole
499.
/work
You got featured and won
62
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
93
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
378.
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
286 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
98
/work
You work as the president and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 17 seconds.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
528 taken away from you!
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
76
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
81
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/slut
You take it up the ass for
192
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
50
/crime
You break into Discord Headquarters, you steal
419 and escape unnoticed!
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
71
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
81 I think...
/work
You do some work around the house for
61
/crime
In the guise of darkness you break into a home to steal jewelry worth
353
/crime
A box wobbles & falls from a delivery vehicle, landing right in front of you. Inside you find high-quality cigars. These are worth
439
/rob @xxnatedoggxx
Invalid <user> argument given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
352.
/rob xxnatedoggxx
You robbed
516 from xxnatedoggxx#7605.
:)
D:
/rob xxnatedoggxx
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/rob @ripe badger
You robbed
537 from luxif#1644.
D:
lol got it back and more

/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
54
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
58
/work
You make a living selling weed for
80 a day
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
70.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
55!
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
56
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
65.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
79
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
65 for your hard work
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
53
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
87
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
79
/work
You cannot work for 21 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
53!
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
87
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
83.
/work
You clean off the counters and get paid
90
/slut
You give excellent head and earn a solid
325.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
680.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
58
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
84.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
217
/crime
Trying to rob someone isn't that easy. They attack you and steal
645, luckily you aren't reported.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
51
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
57
/work
You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned
57!
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
58
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
54
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
71
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You were farming and earned
67
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
213
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You storm the local police station and steal all their bribery money worth
300
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
54!
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
373 to have them cleaned
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
525
/work
You got out of bed. Have
55
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
77.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
91.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
318.
/crime
You see a man burying a dead body in the park. He pays you
442 to help him out.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
97
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
58.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 55 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
59. Good job!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 5 seconds.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
54.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
84
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
309
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
686!
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
79
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
67
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
83
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
90 I think...
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
91.
/work
You sell your crab for
69, you monster
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
90 was earned.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
77
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes.
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
79
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
79
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
84
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 29 seconds.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
63
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
92
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
63!
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
56
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
54
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
68
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
61
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
68.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
79 for doing it
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
79
/work
68 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
89. The students loved you!
/crime
On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for
268. No one found out... thank God.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
266
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
84
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
88
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
240
/crime
The person you were robbing noticed you. You have been fined for
673.
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
94 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
67. Good job.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
97
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
60
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
98
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
513
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
233.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
86
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 46 minutes and 36 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 46 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
73
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes.
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
73
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
93!
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
54!
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
85
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
56
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
72
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.
/crime
You hack into the government's economic system and manage to steal
625.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
72 near one of the potatoes
/work
You are paid
62 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
87.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
96.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
67
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
87
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
63
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
98 for your struggles.
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
62 anyway.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
83
/work
You work as an unbelievable bot developer and earn
65
/work
You found
88 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You work as a model and earn
76
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
52
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
61 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you
99 for the hard work
/crime
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
302
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
283
/work
You walk dogs for
63.
/work
You walk dogs for
87.
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
88
/crime
Your fellow partner farted during a heist and you couldn’t stop hysterically laughing. Nice job. You lost
604.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
315 from you.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
85
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
242
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
86.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
60
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
71
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
90
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
76 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
388
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
120, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You went to work and gained
70
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
74
She didn't like how you showed off your fidget spinner skills while she sucked you off... she made you give her
319.
A cop pulls you over in a routine traffic stop and finds out you are up to no good. Fine is
390
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
99
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
58!
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
80 for your struggles.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
92
/work
You went to work and gained
94
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
91
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
84
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
82.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
95
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
94
/work
You receive a check of
98 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
74 I think...
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
77
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
72 off your performance.
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
59
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
95
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
67.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
193
/crime
You were caught stealing from your boss, so he stole
472 from you!
/work
You drive women to the store for
85
/work
You cannot work for 16 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
60
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
72 in profits
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
85.
/work
You work all day at the factory
51
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
77.
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
90
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
71
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
97
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
59
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
78 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You find
82 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
73
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
52
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
65
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
400.
/crime
You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost
435
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
83 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You clean the chimney and find
80.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
50
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
97
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
54.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
73.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
79
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
69
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
68
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 46 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
88! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You are paid
92 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
88 on the ground.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
229, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 22 seconds.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
81!
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
54
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
76 for your work.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
99
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
51
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
71
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
71
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
79 .
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
79.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
83
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
67. Congrats!
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
358
/crime
As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your
606 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
449 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
65 because we pity you.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
100
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 18 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
61.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
93
/work
You work as a model and earn
55
/crime
You robbed a grocery store and got
570
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
229.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
54
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
83
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
531
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
245
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
67
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
654!
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
54