You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
264
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You kidnaped a cat and took it hostage for
264
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
82
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
55.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
85
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
50!
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
90
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
79
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
60 off of donations.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
62. Congrats!
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
100
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
297
/crime
You see an old woman drop
672, and take it!
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
53
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
72 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/work
You work all day at the factory
50
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
236
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
63.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
79
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
69, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
51.
/work
You found
92 lying on the floor in General Chat!
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
219, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get
456 from the man's wallet.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
52
/slut
You walk into the strip club, but you see your mom and she takes you home. She also takes
187 from you.
/crime
You kidnap a citizen and take them hostage for
676
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
69
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
96.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
89
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
51
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
61
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
59
/work
You walk dogs for
63.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
224.
/crime
You sell a truckload of stolen goods and the former president's suit for
327
/rob @dry garden
You attempted to rob CamHam#2000, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
why would you attempt at it
i deposited all
oh lol
Yk what here
/slut
You offered a 50% discount for your nudes and racked up
234
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
69
/crime
You got caught raiding and got fined
687
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
323.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 18 seconds.
yea no ill just keep them 😄
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
60
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
95 off your new game.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
56
/work
You slept in a bed and found
57 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
74
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
76
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
75.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
95.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
63!
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
96.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
98
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
91
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
91.
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
97. Good job!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
70 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You were farming and earned
75
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
54
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
55.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
96
/slut
You get paid
291 for crossdressing
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
78
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
99
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
186 in total.
/crime
You were caught staying up past your bedtime and got
261 taken away from you!
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
52
/work
You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly
62
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
73
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
227.
/crime
You steal someone's Halloween candy and give your friend half of it. He pays you
651
/work
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
57
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
345 from the client
/crime
You call a few friends and raid a newspaper shop with machetes. The operation is successful, and from the loot you earn
585.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
96
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
90.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
79.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
69
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
53.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
61
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
206
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
56.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
185 inside it
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
519 to dodge death.
/work
You sell bananas for
71
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
64 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
99
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
311 fine.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
63
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
69
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
65 off your new game.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
61
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
76
/slut
You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing
198 to resolve your burnt skin.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
251 to clean it up.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
92
/work
You cannot work for 37 seconds.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
91
/work
72 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 22 seconds.
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
152
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
364!
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
379
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
90
/work
You cannot work for 13 seconds.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
54
/work
You cannot work for 2 seconds.
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
55!
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
54
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 4 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
57 from your peers.
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
99
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
97
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 13 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 20 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
60
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
60.
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
227
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
251
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
324 for your services.
/crime
You rummage through a dumpster illegally and find
581!
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
55
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
202, have fun
Damn ðŸ˜
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
86. Congrats!
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
250 for your solid work.
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You were caught attempting to rob Ranava#0923, and have been fined
446.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 51 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
77.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
85
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
53
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You got featured and won
56
/slut
You tried doing a sexy stretch pose but slipped and sucked yourself off. To make matters worse,
198 went down your toilet
/crime
You got caught trying to steal Robux and got a
287 fine.
/crime
You were caught trying to smuggle illegal aliens across the border and have been fined
618
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
59 from selling drinks
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
95!
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 28 minutes and 10 seconds.
/bal
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
331 for your services.
/crime
The local street gang pays you
589 after helping them beat an innocent citizen
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
54
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
80
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
344
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
682
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
67.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
100!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
73
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 37 seconds.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
217.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
610 fine!
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
98
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
55
/slut
All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was
231 in a baggie next to you.
/crime
You make a profit selling catnip on the streets, and get
594.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
81.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 32 minutes and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
89
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
89!
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
88
/work
You walk dogs for
64.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
363
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
92
/slut
You were caught filming a porn on a bus, and have been given a
313 fine!
/crime
You were caught in the act, and fined
641
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
135 for your solid work.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
554 of stolen merchandise
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
90!
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 21 seconds.
/slut
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
256.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
50 and given a bottle of wine.
/slut
Double the pleasure, double the fun. Work two jobs at once and rake in
155
/crime
Don't tell anybody what you just did. Here is
330.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
51
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
52
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
267 from the men.
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
610
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
149.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
78, as it was originally their job
/crime
You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined
419
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
61 though.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
86
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
256 from you.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
83 on the ground.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
269 : D
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
77
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
75.
/dep all
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
76 in profits
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
96!
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
93
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
215.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
324!
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
83
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
96
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
87 after the pizzeria closes down.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
60
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
89
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
56!
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
176 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
65 out of pity.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
73 in profits
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
65 for it!
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
66
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
82
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
56
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
95
/work
You work as the president and earn
78
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
84 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
147 in donations!
/crime
You sell some cocaine and earn
684...
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
72
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
56
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
63 on the way back home!
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
97
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
60
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
64.
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
361 trying to twerk.
/crime
You rob a nearby corner store for
340
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
75.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
135
/crime
You hacked a bank and stole
495
/work
You receive a check of
75 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
56
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
63.
/slut
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
139.
/crime
You rob the bank and obtain
479! Hell yes.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
70, as it was originally their job

/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
83.
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
76 in your direction.
/work
You sell bananas for
61
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
51
/work
You spend all day creating graphic designs for YouTube channels and Twitter accounts just for a measly
72.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
65
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
61
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 30 seconds.
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
208 for your solid work.
/crime
You thought it was a good idea to rob a bank with a banana. They fined you
598.
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
69.
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
69.
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
94
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
269
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
94
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
75 for your struggles.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
88
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
94.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
56.
/work
You cannot work for 34 seconds.
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
55 off your new game.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
89
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
98.
/work
You worked overtime for
76
/work
You drive women to the store for
50
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 4 seconds.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
81
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
78.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
85
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
65.
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
66
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
53
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
178
/crime
You are fined
428 for jaywalking
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
264 for violating the stay-at-home order.
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
62
/crime
You find
450 laying on the street and take it
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
280 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost
261
):
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
85 and given a bottle of wine.
now i have to work extra hard
i swear my puppies stealing days are behind me
They cannot forgive you

/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
57
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
95 to help fund the project!
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
100
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 23 minutes and 14 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
88.
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
72.
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
74 from your peers.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
63
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
75.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
341
/crime
You manage to slip some gemstones into your pockets when the store owner isn't looking, selling them later for
300.
/work
You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
82
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/rob user
Multiple users found. Please choose one of the following, or type cancel.
1 - User#0003
2 - user#7241
3 - user#4645
4 - User#5854
5 - User#2385
6 - User Deleted#4723
7 - User gone#7280
8 - User Not Found#1793
9 - User0644#0634
10 - User123#8962
/slut
Cancelled command.
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 53 minutes and 26 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 32 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
51
/crime
You were caught vaping in the bathroom and have been given a
278 fine.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 34 seconds.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
192!
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
58
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
66 as in return!
/work
You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned
55!
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
159.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
520
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
76
/slut
You’ve been drugged! When you wake up you’ve lost
186
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
645
/work
You work as a beaver expert and earn
50
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
53.
/crime
You were hired by a hitman to murder Flanders, you had to throw out your white shirt but you managed to rack up
446
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
172.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 27 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 28 seconds.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
62 off your performance.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
53 for your hard work
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
88 as in return!
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
256 in return!
/crime
You get caught breaking the parking meter machines and are fined
604
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
76
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
64
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
71
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
284
damn itt nowi m in debt to the american justice system
/bank
how to check your balance
i want to see how much debt im in
/slut
You forgot to use a condom. Bad luck! Pay
305 for child support before disownment.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
95
/work
93 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 7 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
59 though.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
93.
/slut
You get down and dirty with a 95 year old woman, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
134.
/crime
You tripped on a rock while running and got caught. Although you escaped you lost
493 when you fell over.
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
71 was earned.
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
320.
/crime
You stole a prized diamond from the nearby bank vault, selling it for
440.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
67!
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
80
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
65
/slut
You find out your client had STDs, and your medical bills cost you
250.
/crime
You steal
697 from a loan shark, and move to the other side of the world.
/work
You battled and gained
78.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
100
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
65
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
57 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
52
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
380.
/crime
You break into a hospital and steal all their morphine. You manage to sell all of it on the black market for
655
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
76
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
52
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
77.
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
292
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
528.
/work
You work as an Irish dancer and earn
53
/work
You sell bananas for
92
/slut
You earned
212 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
348
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
66.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
508
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
180 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
73 on the ground.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
75!
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
302 for surgery.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
451
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
83
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
85
/slut
You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole
333.
/crime
You attempted to divide by zero, destroying the world and losing
428 to restore your save file.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
88
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
699
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
115 for your services.
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
63
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
107.
/crime
You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose
684.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 26 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional wine taster and earn
51.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
254 in return!
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
82
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
337 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
86
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
60.
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
66.
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
97
/crime
You manage to persuade a Lord into thinking that you're a banker. He gives you his
544 for safe keeping.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
229
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
70
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
67.
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
62
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
93, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
53.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
60
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
75.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
52
/work
You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of
55.
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
50
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
94
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
70 for helping them out.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
99
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
58
You slept in a bed and found
91 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 6 seconds.
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
94.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
98
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
90.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
74
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
81
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
64
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
64
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
50
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
50 from selling drinks
/slut
Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him
391.
/crime
You robbed the Grinch and happen to find something in his collection! You sell it for
508
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
59
/slut
You were caught having happy time in the bathroom on your own, and have been fined
277
/crime
You drop all the money from the heist, good going. You also get arrested and fined
291.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
58
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
94 for your hard work
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You sell your crab for
54, you monster

another SIN
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
98! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
67
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
67!
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
56 for your hard work
/work
You cannot work for 56 seconds.
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
76.
/work
You work as a child birth educator and earn
98
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
78
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
75
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
100
/slut
Your friend pays you
155 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You try to mug a rich kid, but end up failing and get fined
688.
/slut
You found an extra
281 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/crime
You were hired as an assassin and you succeeded, earning
605
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
67 on the ground.
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
73 though.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
71 for your contributions !
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
96
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
67
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 58 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
70
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
98 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 53 seconds.
/work
You found
57 on the floor.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
83 for all your items.
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
93
/work
You cannot work for 34 seconds.
/work
You help clean up the local theater. You find
89 strewn about between the seats!
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
73
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
80
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
99.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
61
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
78 from ad revenue.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
80
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
255 for their medical fees.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
582
/work
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the sh- oh, uh- you did something good and got
93 I think...
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
96
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
81.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
84
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
55!
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
76
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
56 for watching.
/slut
You had a great night, until you passed out. Oh, your partner also took
153 from you.
/crime
You pour rain water into bottles, claiming that it's Holy water, and sell them for
347