You work as a cookie cutter and earn
90.
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You work as a cookie cutter and earn
90.
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
70 😃
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
84
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
92
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 12 seconds.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
60
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
96
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
427.
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
400!
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
99
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
228
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
400
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
64
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
87
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
82
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
55.
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
94
/work
You clean the chimney and find
89.
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
80 worth of scrap.
/work
You worked and gained
74
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
62 for your services.
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
202.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
74
/dep all
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
96
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
92.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
55
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
70
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
91
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
70.
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
53 off your performance.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
72
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
238
/crime
You were caught making shitty memes and lost
507
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
65
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
85
/work
You clean off the chairs and get paid
67
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
79 for it.
/work
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
62
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 25 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
87
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
300.
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
115.
/crime
You smuggle pugs across the Mexican border for a cool
688.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
64
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
65
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
90
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
Whats this
mods gotta set it up

/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
78.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
93
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
87
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 20 seconds.
ok
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
50. The students loved you!
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
253.
ass
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 17 minutes and 48 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 57 seconds.

/slut
You worked as a sperm donor and earned
148
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
343
/work
You work as a comedian and earn
76
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
50
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
243, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
52
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
74
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 13 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 12 minutes and 47 seconds.
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
83! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
55 near one of the potatoes
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
79
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
79
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
89
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
52
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
63
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
80.
/work
75 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
203!
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
428 fine!
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
65
/work
You got out of bed. Have
58
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
78
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
373
/crime
You tried to steal some toilet paper, but got caught by the mob, you got fined
550 and lost all your toilet paper.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
53 for it.
/work
A drunk man pays you
67 to walk backwards.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
82
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
66
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
62
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
59, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You cannot work for 36 seconds.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
87 for your work.
/work
You work as a professional cleaner. After hiding the body you're handed
54.
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
349.
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
63
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 21 minutes and 42 seconds.
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
96!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
161 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/crime
You attempt to steal, but the person stabs you. You pay
639 in hospital expenses...
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
91 near one of the potatoes
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
141 on the way back to your ship.
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
150 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You robbed a bank and got
425
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
53
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
86
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
53
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
83 for it.
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
88
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
381 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
92
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
50 off of donations.
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
374.
/crime
You steal candy from a baby and sell it for
382 on the black market.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
59.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
60
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
221.
/rob CamHam#7924
You were caught attempting to rob CamHam#7924, and have been fined
542.
HA
i'll be back 
mmmhmm
u can rob me too, fair is fair
You work as a streamer and gain
70 from donations
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
85
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
266
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
53
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
328
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
92 off your performance.
/crime
The elderly home seems like a prime target, however their lack of medical coverage appals you, and out of the generosity of your heart you donate
397
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
60
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
76.
/slut
You did a sultry TikTok and became internet infamous. You were almost killed over 6 times from physical altercations. Your bills rack up to
112.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
93
/work
You work as a bread scientist and earn
74
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
63
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
88 for it!
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
62!
/crime
You tried to steal from this server's bank. Obviously, that didn't end well. You were given a fine of
639
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
331!
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
449.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
83 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You sell your crab for
69, you monster
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
82. Good job.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
88.
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
67 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
136 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
258
/rob
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
/crime
You were caught trying to rob an old lady, & got a forceful swipe with her stick, and have been given community service work and a
650 fine!
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
89
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
64
/work
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
75.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
82
/work
You cannot work for 8 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
56.
/work
You put your nose to the grindstone and earned
61.
/work
You cannot work for 22 seconds.
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
93.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
80 for your services.
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 48 seconds.
Ok
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
78
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
52!
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 53 seconds.
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
57
/work
You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn
93
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
61 for doing it
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
88
Too few arguments given.
Usage:
rob <user>
You found
609 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
Boom
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
63.
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
335.
/crime
Local crime lords remember you still owe a debt to them. You are robbed at gunpoint and lose
314.

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 44 seconds.
/work
You battled and gained
59.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
66
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
84!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 31 seconds.
I’m gonna rob u
/crime
You mug a hobo on the street and manage to get
687
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
93 worth of scrap.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
138.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
91
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
269 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/crime
Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back
275 to dodge death.
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
63.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
92
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
98
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
359.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
57
/work
You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you
63
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
79
/work
You battled and gained
62.
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
548.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
59 .
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
52.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You do some work around the house for
90
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 seconds.
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
306 in return!
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
100
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
201
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
518 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
66
/slut
After downing a few shots, you have an affair with the barmaid. Somehow you end up with
157 and a real sore hangover.
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
642!
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
89 for your contributions !
/work
You work as a snake milker and earn
66
/slut
Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined
359
/crime
You have been caught jaywalking, and have been fined
609
lol
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
73
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
108 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
You are hired by one of the admins to take out a server member. You were caught by the police and are fined
347
/work
You work as an egg and earn
85
just luck
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
98
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
90
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
98.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
98.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
245 for surgery.
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
491 back as restitution.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
89
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
69
Don't do crime and slut so often; focus on the work command every ten minutes
/work
You work as a cross dresser model and earn
69
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
75
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
202 to fix your leg
/crime
You rob a squirrel of his nuts... and pawn them for
684
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
64.
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
304
/crime
You slap someone with a fish, and steal all their money. You grab
650
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
69.
/bal
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
63
/slut
The lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room turns out to have a massive cock. You flee in a hurry, forgetting your wallet with
231.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
268 from you.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
82
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
62
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 22 minutes and 31 seconds.
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
149 : D
/crime
You steal a pink McLaren and sell it to Kim Kardashian for
431
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
56 off your new game.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
88
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
55
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 24 seconds.
/work
After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn
76!
/work
You clean the chimney and find
71.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
94
/slut
You successfully became a slut and did it behind a dumpster, they didn't control their release and the dry cleaners charge you
321 to clean the stains.
/work
51 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
88
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
168
/crime
Steal pencils from Jeff's house. He gets mad and takes it out on the house across the street, resulting in a triple homicide and manslaughter. The police suspect you as an accomplice, so you pay
273 in legal fees trying to clear your name
/work
You do some work around the house for
50
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
98
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
144 to have them cleaned
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
582 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
83 for your work.
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
83
/work
You repair the lights and receive
76
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
62.
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
277
/crime
You steal a hobo's money jar for
356
/work
You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of
54 anyway.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
87
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
54.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
60
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
52
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
293 for the night.
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
228 from the client
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
630
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
89
/work
You become a game developer and raised
70 for charity.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
333
/slut
Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay
233 for a new one.
/crime
You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay
408 or go to jail.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
/work
You work as a children's toy tester and earn
64
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
72 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
79 in your direction.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 1 second.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
98!
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
96.
/work
You sell bananas for
75
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
283 to restock.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
90 for doing it
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
180.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
89
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
72
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 29 seconds.
/crime
You rob from a bank and gained
471 for escaping without being caught
/slut
You couldn't get it up and lost
254
/crime
You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
442
You cannot work for 1 minute and 29 seconds.
MAN
no ):<
you aren’t good enough for the criminal world
i need one more big score
n a little faith
let me rob you
go ahead
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
54 on the floor.
/rob @thin jacinth
You attempted to rob offlimits#4441, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
you’re broke LOL

Feels bad
ok try again
/rob @thin jacinth
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 59 minutes.
BRu
💀
try robbing me
/rob @dry garden
You robbed
99 from CamHam#7924.
wowie
dang, now u have to play roulette again and win like 8000 back
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
89.
You were caught attempting to rob offlimits#4441, and have been fined
324.
Dang it

😭
Now this is a war
We are now at war with them
but i didnt even rob u 
I will avenge my 99 dollars
Cam worked hard for that 99
It’s true
well i worked hard trying to steal it!
you nearly put me in debt
How dare you good sir
i was still in debt after i robbed u lmao 
L
LMAo
Imagine being in debt 
/rob @half kiln
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob) whilst betting.
Ha ha
/rob @half kiln
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 52 minutes.
bruh
L
💀
I’m invincible 
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
57.
/crime
You access the point log and clear everything, gaining
368
/work
You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn
77
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
52
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 54 minutes and 39 seconds.
Dang
/work
You repair the lights and receive
58
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
81 for doing his job.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
334 and maybe chlamydia.
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
389
/rob @thin jacinth
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 1 minute.
Damn it
hah
I’ll be back in an hour
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
97
/rob @thin jacinth
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 53 minutes and 30 seconds.
WHAT
that’s too long
I didnt make the rules
That’s what she said

😉
/rob @thin jacinth
You were caught attempting to rob offlimits#4441, and have been fined
279.
Ahhhhhh
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
86!
/work
You receive a check of
70 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
62
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
671
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
97
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
77 for doing it
/bal
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
51.
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
200 in total.
/crime
You were caught trying to assassinate an African drug lord, and have been given a
487 fine!
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
99.
You become a game developer and raised
65 for charity.
Fucking hell
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
100.
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
91 for your work.
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
96.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
316!
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
522
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
70 off of donations.
/crime
You steal
287 from your baby sister's allowance money from her sparkly pink piggy bank.
/work
You cannot work for 53 seconds.
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
62
/slut
You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you
201.
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
288
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
69
/work
You become a game developer and raised
80 for charity.
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
67
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
86
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
83
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
95.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
269 for surgery.
/crime
You knock out a soccer mom in a fight for toilet paper. You got your toilet paper but you were fined
474 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
51
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
113.
/crime
You steal lamps for
254
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
75
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
100
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
286
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
302
Fuck
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
384.
/crime
You find
333 laying on the street and take it
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
76
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
61.
/crime
Target catches you stealing their goods and charges you
544 of stolen merchandise
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
67
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 58 seconds.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
305 at you.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
62
/crime
Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for
339.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
165 at you.
/work
You battled and gained
98.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
93
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
203.
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
339
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
262 trying to twerk.
You hack into the mainframe, getting
523 in the process
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
95
/rob @dry garden
You were caught attempting to rob CamHam#7924, and have been fined
498.
i deserve that
absolutely deserved
/rob @thin jacinth
You robbed
40 from offlimits#4441.
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
84 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You're short when trying to pay for your food at Wawa, and take one too many pennies from their tips jar. Hang your head in shame and give
593 to make up for it
0:<
It’s fine I lost it all immediately
lmao
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
51
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 31 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
68
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work in Subway (other sandwich shops are available) and earn
64
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
65
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 23 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
77.
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
53
/work
You work as a professional worker and earn
98.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
84
/work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
85 for your team winning!
/rob offlimits
You robbed
227 from offlimits#4441.
/rob offlimits
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
ayo
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
87.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
121.
That bitch
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
124
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
86.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
95
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
57 for all your items.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
91
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
394
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
63
/slut
Nobody cares about you. You lost
394 trying to twerk.
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
284 fine!
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
98. Congrats!
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
83.
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
70
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
240!
/bal
/work
You eat bananas for a living and get
71
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
99
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
83
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
75
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
92
/slut
You take it up the ass for
298
/work
You serve the customers and receive
52
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
85 for helping them out.
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
219!
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
314.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
52 for your struggles.
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
72.
/work
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
76. Congrats!
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
75 😃
/slut
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
303 to restock.
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
260
/work
You got featured and won
58
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
94
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
108 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
60
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
324 at you.
/work
You were farming and earned
77
/slut
You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have
119
Interesting.
LOL
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
80.
/slut