back-room

[silent gale]

JustSomeBricks#1281

You work as a taxi driver and earn 74

Reply #636045

[winter robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

JustSomeBricks#1281

Your pimp gives you an extra 362

Reply #636546

[winter robin]

/work

[silent gale]

JustSomeBricks#1281

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.

[winter robin]

/slut

[silent gale]

JustSomeBricks#1281

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 36 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as the president and earn 76

Reply #65

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You threaten a police officer, wasn't a smart idea. You got arrested and was fined 574

Reply #636188

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for 83

Reply #636328

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 254

Reply #635964

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes.

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 20 seconds.

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 6 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you 95 when you got back home

Reply #636513

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

One day you will learn to make it fit but today wasn't that day.
You paid 290 to go sit and cry at a coffee shop.

Reply #55476

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You develop games for a living and earn 52.

Reply #636041

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 1 second.

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You become a pimp and earn 393!

Reply #636344

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a smarties expert and earn 73

Reply #24

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn 94

Reply #1

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 62.

Reply #636031

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 32 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You walk dogs for 75.

Reply #636065

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 78.

Reply #636443

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked and gained 68

Reply #636440

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 61

Reply #636374

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You bake cupcakes and receive 97

Reply #636341

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 56 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional apologiser and earn 94

Reply #39

kamile#7910

You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you 86 as in return!

Reply #636372

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You host a fine wine tasting event and get 84

Reply #636087

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 82 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a professional snail racer and win 68

Reply #636077

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned 51.

Reply #636059

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got 94 for it!

Reply #636559

[silver marlin]

/work

[silent gale]

Dawn_Dreaming27#8814

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 54

Reply #49

[silver marlin]

/slut

[silent gale]

Dawn_Dreaming27#8814

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 234 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 73

Reply #73

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 55

Reply #41

[cinder crow]

/work

/slut

/work

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you 55

Reply #636374

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's 95.

Reply #636071

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your client sticks it inside you and pays you 109

Reply #636500

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make 79 just for playing that song, so nice pick!

Reply #636334

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a smarties expert and earn 74

Reply #24

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 98

Reply #636080

[broken sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You take it up the ass for 356

Reply #635945

[ripe badger]

/crime

[silent gale]

Arthur Morgan#9367

You got caught digging up dead memes and got a 574 fine.

Reply #636171

[ripe badger]

Come on

/work

[silent gale]

Arthur Morgan#9367

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 95!

Reply #635954

[ripe badger]

/slut

[silent gale]

Arthur Morgan#9367

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 308

Reply #635965

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get 58 for all your items.

Reply #636459

[hidden epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

βŘ€€Ž€#1124

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 77 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 64!

Reply #636293

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 236

Reply #635907

[wide zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Reans Dimi#3431

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 72

Reply #636015

[wide zodiac]

/crime

[silent gale]

Reans Dimi#3431

You have been fined 691 because you ate during work hours.

Reply #636146

[wide zodiac]

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 81

Reply #636431

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid 71 for it.

Reply #636518

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You went to work and gained 78

Reply #636510

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Someone came and performed a play. They gave you 80 for watching.

Reply #636345

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as an eel ecologist and earn 100

Reply #55

[polar stag]

/work

[silent gale]

Memelord#8848

You clean off the animatronics and get paid 64

Reply #636335

[polar stag]

/slut

[silent gale]

Memelord#8848

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 239.

Reply #635923

[polar stag]

!bal

/bal

-_-

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You made a great pun! Take this 53.

Reply #636539

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn 51

Reply #636034

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 43 seconds.

[dawn zealot]

/slut

[silent gale]

SAVAGE4522#5012

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 210.

Reply #636291

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 75 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a police officer and earn 84

Reply #66

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 67

Reply #46

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 392!

Reply #635946

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn 96

Reply #635988

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive 85

Reply #636349

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 72.

Reply #636531

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 67

Reply #33

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You work as crisis actor and earn 63.

Reply #636433

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You are weirdly good with your hands, have 302

Reply #636555

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You pickpocket a passing noble, guess crime does pay after all. You manage to steal 675

Reply #636231

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked and gained 88

Reply #636440

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as an engineer and earn 81

Reply #71

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 65

Reply #635865

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with 383.

Reply #636368

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a pilot and earn 57

Reply #67

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as the head of elephants and earn 88

Reply #7

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

After a long day of tolerating your annoying co-workers, your boss pays you extra and you earn 66!

Reply #636293

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 84.

Reply #636509

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 53 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives 400

Reply #635907

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you 285.

Reply #636291

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You set up a fake kickstarter for a game and end up stealing 330 from unsuspecting investors.

Reply #636101

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Your level got featured epic and you won 92

Reply #636296

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as the namer of clouds and earn 81

Reply #8

[dry garden]

how do you get so lucky with crime

I always lose

[thin jacinth]

I was born a thief

Tho whenever i lose i lose big so ig it balances out

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You work as a zoologist and earn 70

Reply #26

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You did a hot live stream and your viewers have donated 195 to your Patreon!

Reply #635883

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You failed stealing candy from a kid and got fined 511

Reply #636113

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You develop games for a living and earn 80.

Reply #636041

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 52 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at a lamp store and earn 57

Reply #635947

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You got cloned for science. You earned 60

Reply #635872

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You walk dogs for 94.

Reply #636065

[dry garden]

best job tbh

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn 90

Reply #35

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 54

Reply #77

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got 53

Reply #636286

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 5 minutes and 2 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you 298 and maybe chlamydia.

Reply #636516

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for 471

Reply #636152

[dry garden]

look

i’ll do crime

and lose money

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Someone told the police you were doing something sketchy. You got caught and were fined 529

Reply #636541

[dry garden]

asshole

[thin jacinth]

kashdjkd

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You cannot work for 43 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid 80.

Reply #636508

[thin jacinth]

wowzer

[dry garden]

i’m that cool

[thin jacinth]

too cool, pay for ur crimes

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You hooked up with a couple of guys for 243

Reply #636313

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid 74 for doing his job.

Reply #636484

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned 78. The students loved you!

Reply #636280

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 95 for your services.

Reply #636364

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined 249.

Reply #635909

[cloud adder]

/worl

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You have worked in the prison gardens for 53

Reply #636468

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 63

Reply #636351

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain 65! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed

Reply #636346

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You did some social work for a good cause ! You received 94 for your contributions !

Reply #636321

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 53. Good job.

Reply #636285

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 11 seconds.

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You earned 310 for sending a creep pictures of your feet.

Reply #636027

[clever dew]

/slut

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of 187!

Reply #635946

[clever dew]

/work

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You went to work and gained 52

Reply #636510

[clever dew]

/slut

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 42 seconds.

[clever dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You rob a bank for 600

Reply #636153

[clever dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 35 seconds.

[clever dew]

/work

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You cannot work for 7 minutes and 25 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 347 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You wrecked the car you borrowed from the High Rollers in the race. You owe them 545 in damages.

Reply #636224

[thin jacinth]

@dry garden i lost

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you 61.

Reply #636403

[dry garden]

You weren’t meant for crime after all

[thin jacinth]

im a failure

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a pumpkin picker 92

Reply #6069

[dry garden]

See you got to be a pumpkin picker

[thin jacinth]

damn

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 93

Reply #635902

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn 68

Reply #635869

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 3 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you 99.

Reply #636369

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was 142.

Reply #55475

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You develop games for a living and earn 90.

Reply #636041

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained 113 for your hard work.

Reply #636052

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You ransacked your manager's home, found his prized alarm clock, and sold it for 470

Reply #636220

[thin jacinth]

/work

[restive light]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You worked and gained 93

Reply #636440

Pebtmbsht#1250

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 76 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is 70

Reply #636014

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make 78

Reply #635903

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 15 minutes and 36 seconds.

kamile#7910

You work as an elephant dresser and earn 67

Reply #43

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 67

Reply #838252

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You try to seduce your teacher for extra credit, but you get stuck into a lawsuit costing you 167.

Reply #636367

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn 50, despite you keep Googling all your problems.

Reply #636395

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 62 .

Reply #636084

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a children's toy tester and earn 50

Reply #47

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 10 minutes and 14 seconds.

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You bombed Antarctica and received 386

Reply #636212

[clever dew]

/work

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

Just take the 93 and go...

Reply #636322

[clever dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is 322.

Reply #636537

[clever dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 49 seconds.

[clever dew]

/slut

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

An adult video site pays you 289 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You repair the lights and receive 77

Reply #636339

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You found 57 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of 176.

Reply #636547

[limpid creek]

/slut

[silent gale]

Katarina#0787

You have a good night out and earn 157.

Reply #635940

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You got out of bed. Have 98

Reply #635934

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You licked SpongeBob's feet for 102!

Reply #834979

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You got caught stealing from a donations jar and in return you get fined 694

Reply #636099

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You help clean up the local theater. You find 60 strewn about between the seats!

Reply #636507

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn 58

Reply #635902

[silent gale]

kamile#7910

You take your cat for a walk and gain 83

Reply #636389

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 71 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You suggest something good and get rewarded 93

Reply #636552

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 74.

Reply #635939

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned 90

Reply #838252

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a streamer and gain 67 from donations

Reply #635918

[buoyant coyote]

/work

[silent gale]

YoMama#4609

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 86

Reply #45

[buoyant coyote]

/work

/slut

[silent gale]

YoMama#4609

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 307 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[buoyant coyote]

wtf

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You drive women to the store for 63

Reply #636048

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in 84

Reply #636021

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 256

Reply #635964

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You tried griefing someone's house, but they placed a trap of TNT under it so you died. You have to pay 494 for damages

Reply #636324

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a wine taster and earn 62

Reply #15

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You serve the customers and receive 94

Reply #636348

[clever dew]

?work

/work

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received 73!

Reply #203527

[clever dew]

/slut

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 255 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

[clever dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

On Highway 9 you come across a courier heading to New Tulsa. You have a small conversation and figure out he is transporting a shipment of scavenged poker chips. Filled with greed you put a bullet in his gut and loot the package. When returning to New Tulsa you sneak the chips into the Hard Rock and cash them in for 574. No one found out... thank God.

Reply #636456

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you 83, it must be your lucky day!

Reply #834699

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You got featured and won 87

Reply #636295

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You made a great pun! Take this 88.

Reply #636539

[broken sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You fap for hours on end on Omegle, but forgot the lotion. Spend the next ten minutes buying Nivea, costing 358 to resolve your burnt skin.

Reply #636270

[broken sorrel]

/crime

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 618 for being a lazy ass person.

Reply #636028

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You found 82 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn 97

Reply #635865

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You get 126 through donations on your cam stream.

Reply #636502

[brave terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

Arthur M.#3534

You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for 74.

Reply #636443

[brave terrace]

/work

[silent gale]

Arthur M.#3534

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 49 seconds.

[brave terrace]

/slut

[silent gale]

Arthur M.#3534

You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned 320.

Reply #55468

[brave terrace]

/depall

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a bed warmer and earn 83

Reply #40

[brave terrace]

/crime

[silent gale]

Arthur M.#3534

You rob a drug dealer and gain 401

Reply #636117

[brave terrace]

/crime

[silent gale]

Arthur M.#3534

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes.

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You worked as a sperm donor and earned 273

Reply #838098

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You stole a car and sold it for 355

Reply #636230

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 97

Reply #36

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a child birth educator and earn 90

Reply #60

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money 81

Reply #636431

[broken sorrel]

/work

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 3 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a pumpkin picker 80

Reply #6069

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn 63

Reply #230200

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 53

Reply #75

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make 75 from ad revenue.

Reply #636418

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as an elevator mechanic and earn 74

Reply #59

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn 191

Reply #82

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

A woman gave you 369, for killing her husband!

Reply #636142

[dry garden]

Yes!

[thin jacinth]

Ur a hitman now?

[wide zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Reans Dimi#3431

You work as a model and earn 65

Reply #18

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a smarties expert and earn 72

Reply #24

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked for the Police and earned 69

Reply #636538

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made 76 off your performance.

Reply #834693

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You receive a check of 59 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.

Reply #636260

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a dog food taster and earn 80

Reply #34

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 96.

Reply #636303

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 115

Reply #838124

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You got featured and won 63

Reply #636295

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you 100 for your work.

Reply #636481

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 21 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you 58 .

Reply #636084

[broken sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you 338 for your solid work.

Reply #636269

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You solved the mystery of the Cholera Outbreak and have been rewarded by the government with a sum of 72.

Reply #636406

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 6 minutes and 57 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You bought and sold items and profited 90

Reply #636437

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 90

Reply #636079

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found 84

Reply #636554

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 90 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 65!

Reply #635882

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you 85.

Reply #636057

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You go to a furry convention. You don't remember what happened 24 hours later, but now you're covered in fur and have 184

Reply #1441157

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your level got featured epic and you won 66

Reply #636296

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you 205!

Reply #635920

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you 61 for helping them out.

Reply #636491

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You did not even do anything wrong, yet you lost 354

Reply #636423

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn 79

Reply #73

[robust void]

/work

[silent gale]

Spin#1701

Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain 87 though.

Reply #636392

[robust void]

/work

[silent gale]

Spin#1701

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 52 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found 100 on the way back home!

Reply #636521

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You have worked in the prison gardens for 100

Reply #636468

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn 65.

Reply #636412

[clever dew]

/work

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 55

Reply #636015

[clever dew]

/slut

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

Your dildo broke off in your special place. Pay 188 for a new one.

Reply #636039

[clever dew]

/crime

[silent gale]

DarkplayzXD#5086

You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of 270.

Reply #635991

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 51.

Reply #636283

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost 230, have fun

Reply #635905

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip 72.

Reply #635939

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional snail racer and win 60

Reply #636077

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 81

Reply #636432

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn 50

Reply #49

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You got out of bed. Have 63

Reply #635934

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 33 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

All you remember last night was being tied up to a bass, but when you woke up there was 223 in a baggie next to you.

Reply #636405

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn 259

Reply #636226

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn 57, albeit reluctantly.

Reply #636532

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked for the Police and earned 97

Reply #636538

[desert sparrow]

/crime

[silent gale]

LIL_stazzle#3030

You steal a police car and sell it on the black market for 578

Reply #636190

[desert sparrow]

/work

[silent gale]

LIL_stazzle#3030

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 85 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[desert sparrow]

/slut

[silent gale]

LIL_stazzle#3030

A girl fondles your boobs and you earn 234

Reply #635949

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 69!

Reply #635987

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You get hired to take it hard for the night for 257!

Reply #636501

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a taxi driver and earn 68

Reply #636045

[hidden epoch]

/work

[silent gale]

βŘ€€Ž€#1124

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 87

Reply #7083

[tiny granite]

/work

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in 58

Reply #636494

[tiny granite]

/slut

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 300 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[tiny granite]

/crime

[silent gale]

✪R4aDeRr✪#1887

You sold drugs for 370

Reply #636114

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work for a private military company, earning 57

Reply #636074

outlaws for life#8283

Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose 194.

Reply #635996

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you 100 to help fund the project!

Reply #636446

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 72

Reply #78

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a space lawyer and earn 99

Reply #6

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 57

Reply #636432

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid 326

Reply #636463

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You become a pimp and earn 225!

Reply #636344

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Your days of downloading music illegally are over. You have been fined 257.

Reply #636254

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You got cloned for science. You earned 79

Reply #635872

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Your level got featured epic and you won 64

Reply #636296

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn 60

Reply #20

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You flashed your tits while streaming and received 143 in donations!

Reply #636030

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You got your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner again. 288 for the paramedics to come and help you out.

Reply #636062

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You robbed your sister's cookie jar and managed to sell the cookies for 359

Reply #636493

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and 67. Good job.

Reply #636285

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a space lawyer and earn 56

Reply #6

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 572

Reply #636464

[dry garden]

SEE

stupid bot

[thin jacinth]

heheh

[scenic elm]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝖌𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊#9514

After a night of drinking in the tavern, you are caught peeing in the tavern's water fountain in a drunken state. You were fined 482 but you really don't remember.

Reply #636449

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 61

Reply #636432

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a sandcastle builder and earn 91

Reply #63

[radiant oyster]

/work

[silent gale]

lovelazarus#6669

You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you 74

Reply #636432

[radiant oyster]

/slut

[silent gale]

lovelazarus#6669

You create more holes just so you could maximise profit, earning a whole 147.

Reply #55467

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive 60

Reply #636351

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a director of sand bags and earn 83

Reply #12

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 19 seconds.

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John 114

Reply #177

[scenic elm]

/crime

[silent gale]

𝖌𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊#9514

You steal the Queen's crown and sell it on the black market for 287

Reply #636402

[scenic elm]

/work

[silent gale]

𝖌𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊#9514

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 97 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 65

Reply #636035

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won 512.

Reply #636201

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 54 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 51

Reply #636420

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 7 seconds.

[wide zodiac]

/work

[silent gale]

Reans Dimi#3431

You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn 55.

Reply #636451

[wide zodiac]

Uranium flavoured

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 54

Reply #75

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You rake in 138, but your butthole will never be the same...

Reply #635984

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 87 for your services.

Reply #636364

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 41 minutes and 7 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You went out fishing and ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for 66

Reply #838228

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you 76.

Reply #636509

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 93

Reply #636438

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as crisis actor and earn 78.

Reply #636433

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you 63 for your hard work

Reply #838130

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a lubricant tester and earn 68

Reply #10

kamile#7910

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 69.

Reply #636082

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 65.

Reply #636512

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Your level got featured epic and you won 59

Reply #636296

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You went to work and gained 70

Reply #636510

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You did a fundraiser and raised 97

Reply #834686

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You fucked a traffic cone and found 213 inside it

Reply #636329

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You shine people's shoes in class and they give you 80.

Reply #636531

[tiny beacon]

/work

[silent gale]

rdr.outlaw#4516

You work as a professional cock fighter and earn 53

Reply #7083

[tiny beacon]

/work

[silent gale]

rdr.outlaw#4516

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 53 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 56!

Reply #636488

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You were caught cheating in Monopoly, pay 345 or go to jail.

Reply #636495

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You clean off the tables and get paid 95

Reply #636359

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn 68

Reply #75

kamile#7910

You work as a serial murderer... and earn 79

Reply #68

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded 95.

Reply #636060

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 57.

Reply #636303

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You got out of bed. Have 68

Reply #635934

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays 93 for your services.

Reply #636364

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of 94

Reply #636378

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped 316

Reply #635904

[dry garden]

i’m a pro

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You do some work around the house for 59

Reply #41920

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost? 207 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?

Reply #838257

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You walk down the street and find someone beating up an old man...so you decided to join in on the fun and get 594 from the man's wallet.

Reply #636415

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 82

Reply #36

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You drive women to the store for 85

Reply #636048

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You got out of bed. Have 66

Reply #635934

kamile#7910

You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you 83.

Reply #636258

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You repair the lights and receive 78

Reply #636339

[broken sorrel]

/slut

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

Damn! Those hips don't lie here's 262

Reply #635964

kamile#7910

You take every member of the Green Bay Packers, including the kicker. They pay you 152 on your way out of the locker room.

Reply #636320

kamile#7910

You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was 353

Reply #636464

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You slept in a bed and found 55 under your pillow when you woke up

Reply #838259

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 4 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make 90.

Reply #635990

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at a lamp store and earn 53

Reply #635947

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You had hot phone sex with your son's teacher. He paid you 100 in order to keep quiet about it.

Reply #636040

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 138

Reply #636037

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive 522.

Reply #636211

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 83

Reply #636079

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked as a farmer and made flaming hot potato, you earned 96!

Reply #636047

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for 71.

Reply #636556

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather 244 in total.

Reply #636069

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for 517.

Reply #636022

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 21 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 38 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn 89

Reply #46

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work at the dump all day. Then you found 55 from a thrown out wallet.

Reply #636408

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a child birth educator and earn 97

Reply #60

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 96.

Reply #636377

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you 51.

Reply #636283

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of 69 😃

Reply #636401

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You worked and gained 54

Reply #636440

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 6 minutes and 29 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as an egg and earn 85

Reply #635973

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work in Greggs and earn 64

Reply #635899

[runic bridge]

/work

[silent gale]

solo#6666

You work as crisis actor and earn 91.

Reply #636433

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You dig around in your yard and gain 69

Reply #636382

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You found an extra 377 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all

Reply #635997

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn 87

Reply #48

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 75

Reply #17

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned 83.

Reply #636031

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 59

Reply #636438

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You gave yourself 74 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...

Reply #636480

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You helped people at the retirement home with their bingo game. They paid you 79 for the hard work

Reply #838245

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You didn’t go to work, but you got your paycheque of 95 anyway.

Reply #636409

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 21 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 1 minute and 23 seconds.

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 54

Reply #33

[vague steeple]

/work

[silent gale]

VIRGIN ETERNAL#4599

You develop games for a living and earn 57.

Reply #636041

[vague steeple]

/slut

[silent gale]

VIRGIN ETERNAL#4599

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 107.

Reply #635923

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make 58!

Reply #636413

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn 94

Reply #19

[zealous urchin]

the back rooms.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a professional snuggler and earn 51

Reply #5

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined 675

Reply #636498

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Your client did a better job than you, and you pay him 235.

Reply #635908

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 3 minutes and 10 seconds.

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

An adult video site pays you 299 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".

Reply #55469

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You made a great pun! Take this 66.

Reply #636539

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You sell naked photos of yourself online for 171.

Reply #636503

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

As you exit your backyard, a dog from down the street bites your leg leaving you with deep cuts on your calf. You stumble with pain and kick the dog into your backyard before closing the gate. Later that day a Lost Dog poster is seen on the street offering a reward. You return the dog, only after receiving your 490 reward. He shouldn't have bit you on your own property.

Reply #635955

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make 87 off of donations.

Reply #6953

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a cross dresser model and earn 91

Reply #17

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 20 minutes and 6 seconds.

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You wouldn't get out of bed to do the crime. We are fining you 569 for being a lazy ass person.

Reply #636028

[dry garden]

BRU

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 66!

Reply #636488

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 49 seconds.

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You walk dogs for 57.

Reply #636065

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for 79.

Reply #636512

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you 131

Reply #635965

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you 77

Reply #78

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received 52 from your peers.

Reply #636056

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 71!

Reply #635954

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You sell your crab for 100, you monster

Reply #635944

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You were farming and earned 90

Reply #636436

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as an egg and earn 96

Reply #635973

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 10 seconds.

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Steal an extra gram of cocaine from your dealer, Sarah, and get caught. Pay her back 360 to dodge death.

Reply #635889

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 5 seconds.

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in 135

Reply #80

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You have a successful YouTube channel and make 66 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue

Reply #635986

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a model and earn 71

Reply #18

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned 100

Reply #838124

[dry garden]

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You sell cellular phones for a whopping 358

Reply #636210

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You eat bananas for a living and get 71

Reply #636535

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a professional cuddler and earn 71

Reply #33

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn 65

Reply #635864

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 13 minutes and 25 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you 56.

Reply #636377

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for 89

Reply #636016

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a beaver expert and earn 56

Reply #16

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 77!

Reply #635987

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned 182

Reply #636089

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes 167.

Reply #635923

[thin jacinth]

what the hell

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You unsuccessfully bribed a cop. See ya in prison, buddy. You lost 391

Reply #635876

[thin jacinth]

angy

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a professional cat-petter and earn 83

Reply #636438

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for 99.

Reply #636303

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 54 seconds.

[dry garden]

watch

ima lose

/crime

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your SoundCloud DJ roommate plays his music at 120 DB until 5 am in the morning. In a seething blind rage, you kill him and sell his equipment for 450.

Reply #636274

[dry garden]

OOU

nvm

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Just take the 86 and go...

Reply #636322

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged 391 for their medical fees.

Reply #635970

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined 543

Reply #172

[thin jacinth]

bruh

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn 81

Reply #77

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn 99

Reply #36

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a model and earn 99

Reply #18

[drifting terrace]

lemme see whats in that back room of yours... right now!

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with 85

Reply #636439

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned 66!

Reply #636488

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You milk a cow for 76

Reply #41924

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You scavenge a local garbage dump and find 81 worth of scrap.

Reply #636470

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid 100

Reply #636420

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You battled and gained 65.

Reply #636473

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn 96

Reply #54

[blazing kayak]

/work

[silent gale]

deadsilent_medic#0231

You work as a Penguinologist and earn 62

Reply #636079

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid 58 for doing it

Reply #636462

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You rub a random stranger's ass and gain 317!

Reply #636487

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed 457 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.

Reply #838255

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a human scarecrow (yes.. you're that ugly) and earn 51

Reply #41

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you 267 as a punishment because there's kids watching.

Reply #636355

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a bread scientist and earn 59

Reply #27

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a gender equality consultant and earn 96

Reply #45

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You baked some nice cookies for all, here is 71

Reply #636511

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You worked overtime for 70

Reply #636536

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid 94

Reply #636419

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You had a fruitful day at the office today and earned 97!

Reply #635987

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 76

Reply #636353

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got 65!

Reply #635954

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive 58

Reply #636496

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You stack cups at 7-11 for 8 hours a day, racking up a measly 68

Reply #636015

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You give excellent head and earn a solid 283.

Reply #636528

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn 65.

Reply #636082

[thin jacinth]

/slut

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was 141, this sort of thing can never be fixed.

Reply #636366

[thin jacinth]

/crime

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You did a crime and refuse to do the time. You lose 553.

Reply #636407

[thin jacinth]

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You're asked to schedule the animatronics' performance times for tomorrow. Your boss pays you 53

Reply #636353

The Knight [UNION]#8933

You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid 82!

Reply #635882

The Knight [UNION]#8933

A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find 236 on the way back to your ship.

Reply #635881

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work at Grandma's restaurant as a cook and earn 50

Reply #636035

[cloud adder]

/slut

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

Oops, the person you gave succ to was an undercover cop, you get fined 327

Reply #636037

[cloud adder]

/crime

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back 519.

Reply #635950

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You work as a pumpkin painter and are surprised to find 69 stashed inside one of them.

Reply #6070

[summer thistle]

/work

[silent gale]

Pancakes#6419

You work as an Irish dancer and earn 97

Reply #14

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your level got featured epic and you won 82

Reply #636296

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined 132

Reply #168

[thin jacinth]

sus

/work

[silent gale]

offlimits#4441

You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped 78!

Reply #636414

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You found 76 lying on the floor in General Chat!

Reply #636543

[dry garden]

shhhh

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You work as a help desk technician and earn 76

Reply #3

[green basin]

/work

[silent gale]

Luckycarter0809#3250

You work as a bed warmer and earn 54

Reply #40

[broken sorrel]

/work

[silent gale]

Baine406#5491

You did a fundraiser and raised 65

Reply #834686

[green basin]

/work

[silent gale]

Luckycarter0809#3250

You cannot work for 9 minutes and 8 seconds.

[cloud adder]

/work

[silent gale]

Solavellan#5442

You cannot work for 2 minutes and 36 seconds.

[dry garden]

/work

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You work as a professional wine taster and earn 72.

Reply #636066

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

You cannot be a slut for 24 seconds.

[dry garden]

/slut

[silent gale]

CamHam#7924

Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra 161.

Reply #636530

[cloud adder]

/work