A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
261 for having your junk out.
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A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
261 for having your junk out.
/crime
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508 to some 11 year olds.
/work
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81, as it was originally their job
/work
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58 for your contributions !
/work
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65
/crime
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446 for something that definitely wasn't illegal
/slut
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320
/work
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58!
/WORK
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58
/SLUT
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191
/crime
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268!
/work
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93 to help fund the project!
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77
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618
/bal
/work
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56 😃
/work
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81
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77
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52.
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619
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76
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54
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690
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133.
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73.
/slut
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131, but your butthole will never be the same...
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569
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51
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65
/slut
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303.
/crime
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278
/work
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96 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
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372
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576.
/crime
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You cannot be a slut for 58 minutes and 57 seconds.
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85.
/WORK
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89 in profits
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59
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688
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201 for crossdressing
/WORK
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/SLUT
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286 to fuck the girls inside.
/CRIME
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396
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97.
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490
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100
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54.
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79
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98
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63 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
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384 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
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74
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553
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239 on medical bills.
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63 randomly lying in the gutter
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535 because you ate during work hours.
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87
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/slut
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162.
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/crime
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623
/work
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95
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92.
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72 I think...
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/slut
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/crime
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91
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60
/WORK
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74 when you got back home
/SLUT
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275 to resolve your burnt skin.
/CRIME
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266.
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54
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91 stashed inside one of them.
/slut
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381 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/crime
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313 fine!
/work
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73
/slut
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376
/crime
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376.
/work
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73 as in return!
/work
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68 😃
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94
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74
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78
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52 after the pizzeria closes down.
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89 in profits
/work
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96
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96, it must be your lucky day!
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99 off your performance.
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81 I think...
/crime
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255 to the orphanage.
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82. Good job!
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56.
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282 in a baggie next to you.
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360
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58
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84 on the ground.
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539 kiddo
/slut
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291
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88
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/slut
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/inventory
/work
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88
/work
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62.
/slut
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194 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
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496
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95
/slut
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268
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534 fine!
/work
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96 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
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334 for crossdressing
/crime
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382
/work
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52 for your efforts!
/work
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62
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56!
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/slut
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126
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484 for offending the soccer mom.
/work
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71 to help fund the project!
/slut
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312 to your Patreon!
/crime
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266
/work
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94 from your peers.
/work
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92
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You work as a professional wine taster and earn
77.
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What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
244 for your solid work.
/work
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81 was earned.
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79
/work
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89.
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72
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A sudden gust of wind blows
92 in your direction.
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67!
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349!
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74 and given a bottle of wine.
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78
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81 randomly lying in the gutter
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620
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53 though.
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84!
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53.
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57
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71 when you got back home
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69 as in return!
/slut
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399 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
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85
hey, that's like my real job
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386
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64!
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91
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419 to clean it up.
/crime
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608 from a child and (narrowly) escape.
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61
/work
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/rob
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/slut
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172 inside it
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/rob aybareshni#5529
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/rob Baine406#5491
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/work
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96
/work
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89
/rob Baine406#5491
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/work
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99
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/kill
/work
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96 was earned.
/work
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99
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/crime
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371
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82 I think...
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70.
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259.
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192 for crossdressing
/slut
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62
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76
/work
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69
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79.
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98
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73.
/work
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88
/slut
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244
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50 for your struggles.
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320.
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76.
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76.
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58.
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92
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74
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89 I think...
/work
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73. The students loved you!
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88 out of pity.
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75.
/work
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55
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94 was earned.
/work
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68
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78 and go...
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70 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
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163
/rob
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You robbed
155 from ToxicGreenPentagram#0794.
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66
/slut
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/dep all
/work
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94.
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70
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97
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340
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95!
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57.
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169.
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543. Great job.
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78 anyway.
/work
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93.
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66
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96.
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62 for your struggles.
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95
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88
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72
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81 near one of the potatoes
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74
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88
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79.
/work
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56 for your struggles.
/work
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/work
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91 for helping them out.
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61
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245!
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468!
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/work
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91
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/rob @cloud adder
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/work
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77
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79
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61!
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73
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86
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/work
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81
/slut
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209
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/crime
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298 under your bus seat. Shhh! Don't tell anyone.
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89
/crime
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562
/rob @cloud adder
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/work
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61
/rob @cloud adder
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529.
/crime
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/slut
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71 for a good job.
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364 fine!
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93
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439.
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54
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52!
/slut
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125 to get it out
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63
/work
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62 for your struggles.
/slut
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123 in order to keep quiet about it.
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73
/slut
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100
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86!
You go down on that rich kid and earn
310
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444
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60 from donations
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You were caught trying to pickpocket! You are fined
588
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280.
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59
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99
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A sudden gust of wind blows
73 in your direction.
You work at Disneyland as a panda in a costume and earn
51
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55
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376 fine!
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154 to get it cured.
/work
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79, albeit reluctantly.
/work
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75
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51
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62
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77
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58
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83.
/slut
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241
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77.
/work
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85
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78
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68
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99
/crime
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610.
/crime
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697 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
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240 inside it
/work
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/work
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85
/slut
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303
/work
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67!
/work
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/work
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91 for your contributions !
/work
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91.
/work
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68
/work
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/work
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82 .
/work
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61.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
51!
/work
Somehow you managed to get a job. Milking space cows. Here's
63.
/slut
You got drunk the night before and ended up in a threesome with people you cant remember.. but they all left you
192!
/crime
You dabbed.
640 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
65
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
59
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
95
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
81
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
53
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
88.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
145
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
274 fine
/work
You repair the lights and receive
65
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
631
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
77, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
74
/work
You were farming and earned
64
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
50.
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
75
/slut
You shake your ass with the girls at a local nightclub and collect
139 in one night.
/crime
You stole a potato and sold it for
618 on the black market
/rob @broken sorrel
You robbed
509 from Baine406#5491.
/work
You worked as a diaper changer, you were paid
52!
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
91, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
66 for it.
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
60
/work
You work as a help desk technician and earn
62
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
50
/work
You have helped the family by hunting a turkey for them. They gave you
100 as in return!
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
88.
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
87 for your hard work
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
75.
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
67!
/slut
You get a little kinky, and your client loves it! He gives
228
/crime
Impersonating a banker was a bad move. You've been fined
413
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 40 seconds.
/work
/work
You do some work around the house for
57
/work
You find
86 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You worked overtime for
89
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
57 in your direction.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
97
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
63
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
73
/work
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/collect-income
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
177.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
75
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a cat, and have been given a
281 fine!
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
278 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
73 for it.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 38 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
55
/dep all
/work
You work as an elementary school teacher and earn
70
/work
You sell your crab for
85, you monster
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
53
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
92
/work
You worked in the cafeteria and have earned
99
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
81
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
62.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
91.
yoo ur so close 👀
/work
You put on a spring lock suit and entertain the customers. You receive
53
/work
A sudden gust of wind blows
66 in your direction.
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
72
/work
You got out of bed. Have
72
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
87 .
/work
You work as a dental assistant for the day. Your pay cheque is
93
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
96
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
266
/crime
You killed a man and liked it, you got
307
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
86 and given a bottle of wine.
/crime
You robbed
666 from a convenience store.
/slut
You get caught masturbating in class, and the teacher fines you
331.
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
82
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
52
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You fixed a Mi-24 Helicopter for
98
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
89
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 23 minutes and 5 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 24 minutes and 44 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
91 near one of the potatoes
/work
You work as an egg and earn
51
/slut
You do a good deepthroating and earn
216 from the client
/crime
You scammed some person and got
529 in cash.
/slut
Your friend pays you
267 for you to worship her feet
/crime
A sudden gust of wind blows away
684
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
71 for doing it
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
83 .
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
83
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
83 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
64 for your services.
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
81 on the floor.
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
253
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
62
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
283 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
308
/work
85 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You actually finished the plate of vegetables that your parents made you eat! You were awarded
58.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
95
You work as a professional snail racer and win
62
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
80 though.
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
64 for your struggles.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
131
/work
You work as a professional cock fighter and earn
94
/work
You work as a part time game programmer. You rake in
81
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
145 for their medical fees.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
695
You cannot work for 11 seconds.
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
80.
/work
You worked as a vender at the school fair. You got
79
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
88 😃
/work
You do some work around the house for
86
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
95
/slut
Perhaps it wasn't a good idea to do it in a park. The policemen fine you
155 for public indecency.
/crime
You work for a hacking association and earn
635
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
94.
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
314.
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
387
/work
You work as a head receiver and earn
100
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
79.
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
88.
/work
You work as an IMAX screen cleaner and earn
96
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
87
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
99
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
58
/work
You did a fundraiser and raised
98
/slut
Scooby and his gang caught you red handed! You must now pay up a fine of
236!
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
471 from you and left.
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
59
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
57
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
72
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
69
/slut
You rake in
373, but your butthole will never be the same...
/crime
You got a cop drunk and stole his car, selling the parts for
283
/work
You walk dogs for
81.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
86
/work
You try to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Turns out it's 3 and a crunch. The research team pays you
72.
/work
You sell your crab for
83, you monster
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
66.
/work
You cannot work for 15 seconds.
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
90.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
75.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
370
/crime
You jump the old lady walking down the street. She had
418 on her.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
97.
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
70
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
74.
/work
You find
66 randomly lying in the gutter