#back-room
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You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
273.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 1 second.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You did some odd jobs in the city and earned
100. Good job!
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
91!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
89
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
69
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 9 minutes and 16 seconds.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
361, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/crime
You were going to commit a crime but changed your mind and got a job instead. You made
408 before your boss realised you were a criminal and fired you.
/work
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
89.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
80
/work
You host a fine wine tasting event and get
58
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
51
/work
You get a letter saying you've won a cash prize of
93 with an address to collect your winnings at. The weird thing is you don't recall entering any contest...
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
96
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
88
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
111 to stop because that's weird.
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
90.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
96.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
64
/work
You walk dogs for
89.
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
76 for watching.
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
53
/crime
You attempt to rob a body builder, you get your ass kicked. Pay
662
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
92
/work
You repair the lights and receive
97
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 10 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
88
/work
You got featured and won
74
/work
You work as a plumber to fix a blonde housewife's broken pipes and earn
94
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
350
You find some farming tools and steal a few when people aren't looking and sell them to a farmer for
690
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
76.
/work
You found
90 on the floor.
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
287, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
damn
/slut
You hooked up with a couple of guys for
334
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
518
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
95
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
62 😃
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 30 seconds.
/crime
You were caught with your hands in the queens underwear drawer, and have been given a
333 fine!
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
393!
/work
You work hard all day and your boss pays you
54 after the pizzeria closes down.
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
350 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
100
You clean off the counters and get paid
89
/work
You did absolutely nothing and still managed to get paid
74.
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
80.
You work as a child birth educator and earn
61
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
176
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
82
/crime
You work for a Mexican cartel and make
446
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
73
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
542 fine
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
288.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 27 minutes and 9 seconds.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
66
/work
You work as a professional cuddler and earn
69
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
375
/crime
You invaded a hangout party and stole
421
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
78.
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
260 to restock.
You Stole a T-55 Tank and sold it for
294 on the market
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
378!
/slut
You earn
127 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
79, albeit reluctantly.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
65
You sucked too much dick and you had to go get neck surgery. The whole procedure costed
194.
/crime
You spend all week trying to hack into a bank's system, and fail miserably. Because of bills and having to pay for food, you have lost
462.
/work
You cannot work for 5 minutes and 21 seconds.
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
185.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
82
/WORK
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
84 for all your items.
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
74
/slut
You were caught banging someone in a car, you have been fined
135
/crime
You're caught watching illegal Russian movies and slapped with a hefty
482 fine
bruh
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
50
/work
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
67
/slut
You go to the bar and try to be sexy. People laugh at you and throw
398 at you. Luckily for you this is a currency, so this was a great day!
/slut
You fuck the lonely MILF staying across the corridor from your hotel room for
371.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
90
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 35 seconds.
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
85 for it!
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
116 for surgery.
You were caught trying to take candy from a baby, and have been given a
573 fine.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
92 .
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
395.
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
663 fine.
Damn ok
/slut
You have a good night out and earn
241.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
100
/crime
You stole Justin Bieber's wallet and found
554 in it.
/crime
You were caught with your pants down outside the cemetery, and have been given a
519 fine!
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
92
/slut
Your 12-inch elephant trunk impresses the ladies and they go crazy! You earn an extra
328.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 24 seconds.
You cannot commit a crime for 58 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
88
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 22 minutes and 19 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 33 minutes and 49 seconds.
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
60
/work
You are hired as a whiteboard marker salesperson and earn
92
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
64
/work
You carried a bunch of schoolbags around to different classes for a day, and received
58 from your peers.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
82
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
73 though.
/slut
You shake what your momma gave you for
157.
/crime
You rob a drug dealer and gain
318
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
83
/work
You suggest something good and get rewarded
75
/crime
You stole from the cookie jar and gave them to your friend for
643
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
139 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You scavenged an old ark in the ocean, you returned safely to sell the piece, you get
58 for all your items.
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
181 for surgery.
/crime
You attempt to break into an electronics store. You smash the window to bits and climb inside, only to hear sirens approaching fast.. You haven't even gotten the loot yet. You must have tripped a silent alarm. Busted. You are fined
658
shit
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
90.
/work
You got cloned for science. You earned
55
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
78 off your new game.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
95
/work
You drive women to the store for
98
/work
You went to work and gained
61
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room and wake up in an alley the next morning with no recollection of what took place. You cannot find your purse with your
311.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
581 from you.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
63
/work
You work as a streamer and gain
70 from donations
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
58 from ad revenue.
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
100 for a good job.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
71 for helping them out.
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
92
/work
You work as the namer of clouds and earn
89
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
75.
/crime
You got caught trying to steal iPhone X and pay a fine of
590
/crime
You steal change from the homeless. You got
485
/slut
You did tongue-licking action with your hot boyfriend and he gave you
378 in return!
/work
You work as a parkour specialist and earn
52
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
329!
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 47 minutes and 32 seconds.
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
72 for it.
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
85 for your efforts!
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
53 for your work.
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
305
/crime
You did a crime and got
476 from it :/
/work
You cannot work for 6 minutes and 48 seconds.
/crime
You break into a builder's workshop and manage to steal
444
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
108
/work
You make a YouTube video, and get 3 views! Someone tipped
86!
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
64
/rob CamHam#7924
You robbed
2,179 from CamHam#7924.
Im sorry
During a drug deal with a notorious drug cartel, they jump the gun and take both your paid drugs and wallet. You lost
344
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
223
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
70
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
78.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 5 minutes and 10 seconds.
3k is rich? Sure bud
I had -500 in cash
not my problem lol
Also not my problem you’re not very rich now
I mean i’ll make it back pretty fast lmao
yep
you better keep everything in your bank 
Ofcourse
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
92.
You drive a bus and give free rides. Heres your tip
57.
/crime
You were caught dipping Oreos in milk! You were beaten up and had
694 stolen from you!
/slut
You were asked to meet with your client for an interesting night. However, you were caught. The good news is you weren't fined for getting caught doing something dirty. The bad news is you had to pay
323 for violating the stay-at-home order.
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
353
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
479 from their pockets.
/rob Baine406#5491
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
567.
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 27 seconds.
/rob Baine406#5491
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 1 hour and 58 minutes.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 57 minutes and 21 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 56 minutes and 49 seconds.
/give
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
141
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
385
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 56 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandcastle builder and earn
81
/work
You worked for a game studio as their program team member. A measly
88 was earned.
/WORK
A sudden gust of wind blows
75 in your direction.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
92
/work
You battled and gained
73.
/work
You work as the president and earn
87
/work
You work as a body double for Shakira. And your hips really don’t lie. You earn
70.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 59 seconds.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
82
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 3 minutes and 50 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
96!
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
118
/crime
You get caught adding your milk before your cereal and receive a fine of
625
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
76
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
308
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
505
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
87.
/slut
You don't satisfy your "customer", and they report you. You're fined
144.

/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 7 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
78
/crime
You snort $100 dollar bills using cocaine and waste
382 on getting high.
/slut
You sell naked photos of yourself online for
186.
/work
You work as an ostrich baby sitter and earn
99
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
50
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
70
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
117!
/crime
You rob an ATM, but the CCTV captures your face. You are fined
333
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
57
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
90
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
94
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
56 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
65
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
253
/crime
You were caught lying at a truth or dare question! The fine is
352.
/work
You worked at a taco stand for an hour. The tacos weren't that good.... You made
51
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
90 off your performance.
/work
You work as an experienced meat de-boner and earn
80
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
59
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
61
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
81
/rob lovelazarus
You've been fined
628 for trying to rob a poor person.
Lol yeah haha
/work
You get a commission request, the payment is
92.
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
96 though.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
209 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
94!
/crime
You were busted in your crime and were sentenced to jail. Your bail cost
569
/rob Zolo-#3857
You attempted to rob Zolo-#3857, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/rob omegasalt1#5066
You were caught attempting to rob OmegaSalt1#5066, and have been fined
385.
You work as crisis actor and earn
52.
/work
You work as a footstool. You lost your pride but at least you got
86!
/work
You work as a professional snuggler and earn
67
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
55.
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
339 at you.
/crime
You kill a guard with a sickle and steal
651 from his dead, bloated corpse.
/crime
You hacked into the bank and received
534 and an invitation to Anonymous
/slut
You fell from the pole and embarrassed yourself. Pay
368 to fix your leg
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
78
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
100
/work
You clear out some toxic mould from the ventilation and earn
80
/work
You work at a lamp store and earn
51
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
You work as an engineer and earn
98
/slut
You suck dick like a real pro! You even got tipped
270
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
294 fine!
/work
Work at the ice-cream shop of your childhood dreams and earn
92
/work
You made the owners of the server very happy they paid you
92 for your hard work
/work
Taxes collected! You have gained
54
/work
You cannot work for 37 seconds.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
78.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
74!
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
547.
/work
You work as a cookie cutter and earn
51.
/slut
You found an extra
127 walking home from a bad client, I guess everything worked out after all
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
55
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
75 to help fund the project!
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
93, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
96!
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
95
/crime
You rob an orphanage for
698
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
299
/work
You milk a cow for
73
/work
You work as a vibration consultant and earn
59
/slut
You got your daily dose of Vitamin D
270 : D
/crime
You kill someone and sell their organs for
645
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
86!
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
65. The students loved you!
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
245
You steal an orange and pawn it for
416.
You attempted to rob offlimits#4441, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 2 hours.
lol lmao
/work
You work as a zoologist and earn
94
/rob man with no name
You attempted to rob Man With No Name#8084, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
55
/crime
You start up a detective service for a few days, but when you finally get business you end up robbing your client for
688.
/work
You battled and gained
92.
You develop games and earn
100.
/slut
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
320 and maybe chlamydia.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/crime
You robbed a cat, but felt guilty once you saw she was a single mom with ten kittens and paid her back
691.
/slut
A cute fugitive from a rogue moon of Alderaan gives you the best foot job of your life. To make it better, you find
331 on the way back to your ship.
/work
You milk a cow for
64
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
231 in donations!
/crime
You hacked this server and got
329.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
/work
You clean the chimney and find
99.
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
212
/crime
You robbed a Kwik-E Mart and cashed out with
287
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
84
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 8 minutes and 26 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
95.
/work
You work as a police officer and earn
54
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
64
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 43 seconds.
/slut
Your client didn't like your feeling and charges you an extra
387.
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
609!
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
64.
Vavkrooms
/crime
You rob the 24/7 and steal a few hundred bucks, then you remember, its a game and you waste
464 for more in game currency.
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
362!
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
363.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
275
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
566 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
100 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a window cleaner for the Gherkin in London and earn
82
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
155.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
501
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
82
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
/work
You dabbed so hard that even your mother is proud! You make
72 off of donations.
/work
You worked as a substitute teacher in a school and earned
58. The students loved you!
/work
You cannot work for 39 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 32 seconds.
/work
You are hired by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to The King in Freeside. You are paid
98
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
74
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
51 in profits
You travel back in time to before the Gold Rush began and take all the gold. You travel back to the present and trade it in for
601.
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
75
/slut
You decided to walk naked in the streets and was fined
110 for disturbing the public peace.
/crime
You are caught impersonating a bot and get fined
607
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You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
75.
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
67
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
68
/rob Baine406#5491
You were caught attempting to rob Baine406#5491, and have been fined
517.
ah karma
/work
You worked as a businessman and earned
66
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
85.
/slut
Your mistress' dad bursts in, and he takes
361, as well as making sure to physically disable you permanently.
/work
You work as a PlayStation brand ambassador and earn
50
/crime
You were fined
632 for slacking in school!
/work
You worked overtime for
68
/work
You work as a toilet paper salesmen and earned
57
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
90
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
87
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
264 to fuck the girls inside.
/crime
The "Don't Step on the Grass" sign in the park was taunting you, so you pranced all over the grassy fields before picking the pocket of the nearby patrolling traffic officer, you were able to nab
676 from their pockets.
/rob offlimits#4441
You attempted to rob offlimits#4441, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
64 on the ground.
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
261 inside it
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
627
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
63
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local café. She gives you
364 after.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
625.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
99
/slut
You shouldn’t put that inside you... pay
152 to get it out
/work
You work as a bounty hunter and earn
68
/slut
You licked SpongeBob's feet for
290!
/crime
You hack into the mainframe, getting
514 in the process
/slut
You get
387 through donations on your cam stream.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
53.
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
75 .
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
82
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 58 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 1 minute and 35 seconds.
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
82
/work
You posted something to the subreddit! You’ve earned
52!
/crime
You were caught trying to scam people, and have been given a
699 fine!
/slut
You work at the strip club and earn
290.
/slut
Poor performance buddy. As compensation pay your John
280
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
571
/work
While you were searching for Pokémon in the tall grass, you found
63!
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
54, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
73 from selling drinks
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
83
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 50 seconds.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
81
/work
You start up a very small company that made near no money before you sold it for
76.
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
65.
/work
You work as a mildly successful content creator and earn
72
/work
You clean off the tables and get paid
82
/crime
Police did a strip search and found stolen toys, they fined you
385
/slut
You tried to have sex with an officer cause you were horny, the officer liked it and had sex with you, the officer paid
335
/rob Solavellan#5442
You were caught attempting to rob Solavellan#5442, and have been fined
414.
/crime
You robbed a bank but your getaway car got a flat tire and you were fined
329
/slut
You're hired to join in on a kinky three-way... But we won't go into detail of the things you did. You earn
305 and a sore ass.
/work
You find
75 randomly lying in the gutter
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
90
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
174 for having your junk out.
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
508.
/work
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
51
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
140
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
400
/work
You drove the school bus today and were only 5 minutes late, but you still got
76 for your efforts!
/work
You worked hard mowing your dad's lawn and he gave you
83
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 39 minutes and 33 seconds.
/crim
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
87
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
65
/work
You work as a professional apologiser and earn
84
/work
Your level got featured epic and you won
80
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
171
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
53 off your new game.
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
265.
/crime
You assassinate an actor for
350
/work
You have a successful YouTube channel and make
56 for that sweet, sweet AD revenue
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
184 for your solid work.
/work
You pour coffee into a cup and successfully deliver it to a customer for
89.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
296.
/work
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
94
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
78 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
/work
You work as a personal shopper and earn
75
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
247.
/crime
You steal all the candy from a candy store. After fighting the urge to eat it, you sell it for
511.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
57
/crime
You walk your crew right into a police sting. It's all over. Fined
673
/slut
You sucked a bunch of dude's cocks. What else is there to say? You earned
350
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
90
/work
You walk dogs for
51.
/slut
You rub a random stranger's ass and gain
121!
/crime
You dabbed.
670 has been deducted from your balance. Shame on you
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
273
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
58
/collect
You have no role income to collect!
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
329.
/buy chicken
/work
You become a game developer and raised
76 for charity.
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
71
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
57
/slut
Your boyfriend finds out you been succing other dicc. You get dumped and he takes
133.
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
539
💀
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
390.
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
116 for having your junk out.
/work
You deliver 1,000 pizzas for a YouTube video, and make
96!
/crime
You try to crash a wedding but are body slammed into the wedding cake. You pay
438 for the damage.
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/work
You milk cows for a few hours because the farmer is sick! You are paid
58 for doing his job.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
82 out of pity.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
62, as it was originally their job
/work
You sell bananas for
60
Expensive banana
better be extra tasty
/work
You sell your crab for
71, you monster
/work
You hastily wipe down the café counters. Your boss pays you
89.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
90 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as a professional cat-petter and earn
82
You got out of bed. Have
99
/work
You work 10 minutes at a local Pizza Hut. You earned
59
/work
You work as an egg and earn
66
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
454 more
/slut
Your client was an undercover cop! But you did so well he let you off the hook, and gave you
365!
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
66 to help fund the project!
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
87 on the way back home!
/slut
When in doubt, whip it out! Too bad you are small though.
You lost
365
/crime
You were caught not helping to commit the crime, and just sitting on your lazy ass on Discord.
For this you've been fined
299
/work
You work as a model and earn
65
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
74
/work
You worked and gained
53
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
131!
/crime
You tried to help someone with a bot, but they were greedy and stole
343 from you!
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
94
/work
You did a 30 minute workout. While jogging you found
98 on the floor.
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
82 from ad revenue.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
530 fine!
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
110.
/work
You work as an experienced bra fitter and earn
75
this bot is so annoying
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
72.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics. Your boss pays you
335 to stop because that's weird.
/crime
You eat pizza with pineapple. Disgrace. Fined
649
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
55
600 bucks lost cause of that

This is discrimination 
/work
You work in Greggs and earn
88
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
80
Greggs makes more haa
Damn i should go work there then
/work
You work as a high school student with no life. Have
75 because we pity you.
/work
You got featured and won
83
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
60
/work
Nothing says a good day like being a programmer for C#. You earn
87, despite you keep Googling all your problems.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
78
/crime
You start selling steroids to the players on your team. You manage to make
320!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 59 minutes and 51 seconds.
/rob offlimits#4441
You were caught attempting to rob offlimits#4441, and have been fined
262.
/work
You work as the head of potatoes and earn
71
/slut
You fucked a traffic cone and found
220 inside it
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
222 at you.
/crime
While robbing a dirty video store, you get distracted and lose track of time. The police arrive, arrest you, and your bail cost
589.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
98
/work
You gave yourself
74 that you didn't even have! What is this wizardry...
You cannot be a slut for 35 minutes and 53 seconds.
/rob 373171217701666817
You robbed
4,196 from burekas#0804.
/work
You help a newcomer set up a camp and he pays you
52
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
385
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 11 minutes and 39 seconds.
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
73
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
484 back as restitution.
/slut
Your friend pays you
187 for you to worship her feet
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
67
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
70.
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
85
/work
You worked hard at your dish cleaning job but failed. Then you tried fish cleaning! You earned
64
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
98 in profits