#back-room
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You work as a WWE wrestler and managed to earn
80
/work
You help clean a horses stable for
82
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
82
/crime
You tried to do a prank call but called the police instead and you have been fined
508
You get a little too frisky with the admins and they give you
224.
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 27 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
86
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
81
/work
You cannot work for 40 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
96
/work
You work as a bush pruner for Donald Trump and earn
81
/crime
You were caught trying to steal a red striped shirt, and have been given a
451 fine!
/rob Baine#5491
You attempted to rob Baine406#5491, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
73
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 4 seconds.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
62 for doing it
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 43 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
72
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
76 on the way back home!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
59
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You made a great pun! Take this
56.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 55 seconds.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
100
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
572
/slut
You have done well on succing that! Your daddy gives you
210!
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
61 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/slut
You earn
155 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
You work as a human statue and earn
53
/work
Mr. Beast came to give you random amounts of money, you received
74!
/work
You helped the druids to make their potions, they give you
77
/slut
You become a pimp and earn
263!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 26 minutes and 3 seconds.
/work
You become an electrician to fix your potato farm lights. Afterward, you found
93 near one of the potatoes
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a dog breath sniffer and earn
66
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 49 minutes and 2 seconds.
/work
You find a weird-looking penny on the street. In a stroke of luck, online you learn it is a rare artifact from an ancient civilisation worth
69!
/crime
You did a crime and for some reason you now have
316 more
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 16 minutes and 2 seconds.
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
199
/work
You made your way downtown. Congratulations, you earn
100.
/crime
You stole a dog and sold it to the old lady next door for
562
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
61
/work
You help clean up a local bar, the bar owner pays you
93 for your work.
/slut
You managed to get with a famous actress for
122
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 13 minutes and 23 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 34 seconds.
/work
You worked overtime for
77
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
409
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 49 minutes and 17 seconds.
/work
You work extra hard at the office today, but instead of gaining a promotion, you earn a donut and
92. Good job.
/crime
You pissed yourself while attempting to rob a bank. Pay
471 to clean it up.
/slut
You were caught doing something naughty in a channel that wasn't a NSFW one. Your consequence is the loss of
126.
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
53
/with 1000
/work
You scavenge a local garbage dump and find
70 worth of scrap.
/crime
You rob a wild bank and manage to steal
688
/slut
A guard catches you naked, he calls you a sinner and fines you
227 for having your junk out.
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
71.
/work
You take your cat for a walk and gain
100
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
64 off your performance.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
76
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
90.
/work
You work as a street performer and earn
61
/work
You catch fish for a few hours and give them to your boss. He pays you
61 for a good job.
/crime
Find some weed and sell it for
603
/work
You complete a daily quest that takes you about 3 hours and you gain
67! Even though you lost half of your ammo, broke all of your guns, and your spirit is all but crushed
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
60
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
55
/slut
You try to get it on with your boss and they follow suit! You did such a good job they give you
123.
/crime
Nuh, uh, uh, mister! You are fined
511.
/crime
You kick an employee for fun while they're wearing a spring lock suit. This causes a spring lock failure and the employee dies. You get sued
558. Great job.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
55
/slut
Become the best slut on the block. Pull a record breaking night and earn
356
/work
You work as a dumpster diver and earn
51
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
97!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 36 minutes and 42 seconds.
/slut
You get it on with a waitress at the local cafรฉ. She gives you
226 after.
/work
You do some work around the house for
89
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
85 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
64
/crime
You got caught with garlic bread in your purse! You pay the restaurant
295
/slut
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
289 from you as compensation.
/slut
Your pimp gives you an extra
400
/work
You work as an egg and earn
52
/crime
You were caught vandalising and were fined
331
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
54
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
54
/slut
You mooned through the window when going down the elevator. You may have gotten the attention of a few people, but at what cost?
239 for indecent exposure. Was it really worth it?
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
94
/WORK
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
67
/crime
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
598
/slut
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
366.
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
513!
/work
You worked and gained
62
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
75.
/WORK
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
55.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
92 for your services.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
81 for your contributions !
/work
You battled and gained
82.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
92
/crime
You got caught by the FBI trying to get a free Minecraft account. You've been sent to jail and fined
320!
/slut
You whip it out and manage to rake in
182
You cannot work for 1 minute and 54 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
76
/crime
You steal candy from some schoolgirls and earn
559
/work
You are kidnapped and taken to an underground coliseum where you fought off monsters with people you've never met before. You earn
100, albeit reluctantly.
/slut
A girl fondles your boobs and you earn
322
/rob Zolo-#3857
You attempted to rob Zolo-#3857, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
68
/crime
While doing a friendly neighbourhood drug deal, the police rush in to arrest you. You were fined
287
You attempted to rob cableguy14#9690, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/slut
An adult video site pays you
176 to be a part of their new film, "20 people, 1 room".
You rob the bank of Eternity for
583
/slut
You found an old friend in the bar, pretty drunk. They pay you
216 for your services.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
77
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
57
/work
Why can't you get a real job and make real money? Because digging through the dirt is more fun. You gain
55
/work
You work all day at the factory
94
/slut
Damn! Those hips don't lie here's
257
/WORK
You work as a pumpkin picker
90
/CRIME
Nerf guns don't work idiot. Fined
290
/SLUT
You do the job on a stranger you find! He gives you
220 and maybe chlamydia.
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
267
/work
You enter a fidget spinner spinning contest and out-spin the other fidget spinner spinners. You make
72.
/rob Zolo
You were caught attempting to rob Zolo-#3857, and have been fined
499.
WOW
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
71
/slut
Your master finds you with someone else, you get slapped and fined
218.
/crime
The cops start chasing you, and
600 falls out of your pocket!
/work
You work as a sandwich artist and earn
64
/crime
You are caught jaywalking while stealing a purse and are fined
413
/work
You receive a check of
100 after having done some clever business with a friend in the markets.
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
175.
/slut
You accidentally went in the wrong hole and got bit by a spider. You spent
178 on medical bills.
/crime
You help illegal immigrants cross the border and they paid you
328.
/work
You work as the head of elephants and earn
91
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
191
/crime
You got caught digging up dead memes and got a
501 fine.
/work
You work at McDonald's flipping burgers and earn
96
/work
You slept in a bed and found
89 under your pillow when you woke up
/work
You bought and sold items and profited
64
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 11 seconds.
/work
You work as a director of sand bags and earn
94
/work
You battled and gained
82.
/work
You help herd cows for a farmer. For your help he pays you
89.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
69!
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
426
/slut
You choked on a dick and the bill from the hospital came back as
199!
thats gay
/work
You work as a pilot and earn
94
/work
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
96 for it.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
87 in profits
/crime
After mugging a drunk policeman, the cops chase you, ram your car, and leave you for dead - when paramedics arrive, they charge you a whopping
394 because they don't get paid enough
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
88
/work
You work as a fortune cookie writer and earn
69
/slut
You were caught gettin' it on with a police officer, and have been fined
243
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
348 for your solid work.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 59 minutes and 46 seconds.
Don't tell molly...
/work
You become a game developer and raised
58 for charity.
/work
You work all day at the factory
54
/work
You develop games and earn
97.
/work
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
58.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
50!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 57 seconds.
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
69!
/work
You work as a professional Minecraft hacker. You manage to rake in
96.
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
89.
/slut
You used protection but this caused a rather violent allergic reaction. You had to pay
297 for surgery.
/crime
You successfully take furniture from the furniture store and sell it online for
304!
/work
You sell your crab for
79, you monster
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
96 in profits
/work
You make a living selling weed for
63 a day
/crime
You're hired as a hitman for
594
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
191 for the night.
/work
You work as a sewer inspector and earn
58
/rob offlimits#4441
You were caught attempting to rob offlimits#4441, and have been fined
421.

/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
56
/slut
Someone cares about you. Enough to throw
361 at you.
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
534 on the ground in the parking lot.
/crime
You successfully created a pyramid scheme making
613 in the process.
/work
You drove new recruits to the base and you got paid
61 for doing it
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
83 from ad revenue.
/work
Great job! You work as a professional professional and got
88
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
92
/work
Thanks for helping by giving the kids Christmas presents they thanked you with a song and a donation of
61 ๐
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 57 seconds.
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
89 anyway.
/crime
You robbed a bank and were caught during the police chase that followed. Your bail was set at
676.
/slut
You are weirdly good with your hands, have
390
/work
You cannot work for 8 minutes and 41 seconds.
/work
You drive women to the store for
88
/work
You create and launch a game on Roblox, it becomes a hit! You get money from people buying early access, in-game passes, and currency in-game, you convert the Robux you earn into server money you got
61!
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
77 for it!
/work
You work as a cleaner for the Royal Palace and earn
95
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 35 seconds.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 14 minutes and 23 seconds.
/rob _NIAG#9993
You cannot attempt to rob another member for 10 minutes and 51 seconds.
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
77
/crime
You get caught kicking puppies and get fined
396
/WORK
You clean poop off the stalls at Walmart and get
86
/slut
You meet someone online and meet up for a night and earn
221.
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
264
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
65
/work
You have a beautiful singing voice and the music gig was a success, you made
91 off your performance.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 24 minutes and 12 seconds.
/slut
The hotel sheets are stained after the cream pie and you pay
147 to have them cleaned
/work
You worked overtime for
96
/work
You work for Microsoft's marketing department. You get a free XBOX One S and
97.
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
73 from a thrown out wallet.
/work
You do some work around the house for
53
/work
You run a relatively popular Tumblr blog and make
53 from ad revenue.
/work
You worked hard at Burger King and earned
94
/slut
You get a bad grade in class, so your teacher forces you to buy his semen-laced cookies. It costs
277
/work
You got out of bed. Have
56
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
281 in donations!
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 52 minutes and 44 seconds.
Bruh
/crime
You tripped on one of Patrick's Pet Rocks, off to the slammer for you, and you have to pay for injuring his rock, Patrick demands a fine of
263!
/work
You cannot work for 2 minutes and 25 seconds.
/crime
You infiltrate the FBI HQ and make out with the secret plans to sell for
354
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
93.
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
62
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
80.
/work
You cannot work for 4 minutes and 35 seconds.
/work
You work as a gender equality consultant and earn
71
/work
You work as a professional snail racer and win
65
/work
63 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/work
You work as a dog food taster and earn
72
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 16 seconds.
Ok
/work
You got more than 1,000 subscribers on YouTube, your last video made you really famous, and then comes the YouTube money
65
/crime
Your friend bet you that you couldn't beat him in Madden. He won
299.
/slut
You tried to be a hoe and the police caught you and fined
299
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
53
/crime
On the way to work you decided to rob a store and successfully got
517.
/work
You dig around in your yard and gain
70
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
75
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
68, it must be your lucky day!
/work
You work as a voice actor for SpongeBob and managed to gain
67
/slut
What's a little handy among bros? Your friend gives you
356 for your solid work.
/work
You take an hour to patch a broken water pipe in the yard and earn
54
/slut
/slut
You got it going on at your Water Treatment Facility workplace. While you and your co-worker were banging, you banged the button to mix sewage and the town's water supply. Congratulations, you caused the Cholera Outbreak affecting the entire country. You also lost your job and
139.
You shake what your momma gave you for
309.
/crime
You sneak into the White House and manage to get your hands on a small loan of a million dollars. Unfortunately, you lose most of it while escaping, and only take home
629
/work
You work as an ear cleaner and earn
69
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 48 seconds.
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 48 seconds.
/work
You mow the lawn of your friend Stacy's mother. She's a nice lady, who pays
95 for your services.
/work
You fixed a broken down T-60 Tank in Afghanistan. The crew paid you
98 when you got back home
/work
You baked some nice cookies for all, here is
53
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
83!
/work
You clean the chimney and find
64.
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 32 seconds.
/work
You win a spicy chili eating contest. The prize is
77!
/slut
You cannot use income commands (work, slut, crime, rob, collect-income) whilst betting.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 31 seconds.
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
477
/work
You cannot work for 14 seconds.
/work
You develop games and earn
78.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
76.
/work
You worked your very best at a printing press that was hiring and earned your well-deserved
83!
/work
You make a living selling weed for
78 a day
/crime
You download and repost an art tutorial on YouTube, but someone catches you in the act. You lost
568 and the YouTube channel you worked so hard on. Good job, buddy.
/slut
In an attempt to sell yourself, a van picks you up and pays you
169 to fuck the girls inside.
/work
You drive women to the store for
50
/slut
You have been caught having sex in public, you have been given a
286 fine!
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 28 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You sell Girl Scout Cookies and earn
78.
/crime
Your co-conspirator gives information to the police that gets you arrested. You are fined
254
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
87
/work
You work as crisis actor and earn
70.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 51 seconds.
/crime
You successfully rob a bank but get hit by a car as soon as you get outside. The driver of the car took
461 from you and left.
/slut
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
131!
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
57
/work
You cleaned 200 toilets in the prison. The lazy janitor thanked you and gave you
93.
/crime
You steal
534 from your boss and didn't get caught.
/work
Admins are being nice (for once) and grant you
59.
/slut
You suck some toes and earn
390
/crime
You try taking candy from a baby and get caught. You have been fined
508.
/work
You pick up all the trash in your area, the community pays you
92.
/work
You go through your bag, and decide to sell some useless items you don't need. It turns out all that junk was worth
98.
/work
You sign up for a DJ job and you play Country Road. You make
90 just for playing that song, so nice pick!
/work
You work as an extra for Avengers 4. You didn't feel so good, but you got
88.
/work
You work as an elephant dresser and earn
100
/work
You cannot work for 3 minutes and 46 seconds.
You are paid
82 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
You hit someone with a rock and they sued you for
696
Turns out your skills in bed didn't please her. She takes
264 from you as compensation.
/work
Instead of going to work, you decided to look for money on the ground. Fortunately enough, you found
66
/work
You repair the lights and receive
80
/work
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
62.
/work
You sold knock-off Squishies and cashed out with
74
Your condom supply runs out and you pay
374 to restock.
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
581.
/work
While you were searching for Pokรฉmon in the tall grass, you found
80!
/work
Your job as a fart collector is very interesting and earns you
97 .
/crime
You robbed secret files from the FBI building. But your team was set up and you lost
301
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
89 for watching.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 38 minutes and 7 seconds.
/work
Your work at a market selling apples with a shop clerk for a day. They pay you
61 for helping them out.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 38 minutes and 8 seconds.
/work
You bake cupcakes and receive
52
/work
You do some work around the house for
53
/work
You see someone struggling to lift a box into their car, you rush over to help them before they hurt themselves. After helping them, they graciously give you
70
/work
You work as a space lawyer and earn
67
/work
You work as a flatulence smell reduction underwear maker and earn
69
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
369
/crime
You steal a guard's radio and sell it for parts, and receive
556.
/work
You worked as a bartender, and earned
96 from selling drinks
You helped out your boss and worked hard, earning
71.
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
191
A stranger walks up to you and you decide to steal their clothes, you some how did it and got away with an outfit valued at
399.
/slut
You earn
284 for giving some succ (the good kind)
/work
Someone adopted a puppy from your shelter and got
89 for it!
/crime
You stole a Mi-24 Helicopter and sold it for
518 on the market
You take a nice stroll around the park, looking down and finding
97. Congrats!
/slut
You go down on that rich kid and earn
345
/crime
You tripped while running from the cops after robbing a bank. Good job! You lost
639.
/work
You were farming and earned
65
/crime
You were caught eating cakes in a bakery, you have been fined
353!
/slut
You flashed your tits while streaming and received
353 in donations!
/work
You sold 3 copies of the Shrek movie and earned
52.
/crime
You tried to rob a dolphin but the dolphin has cosmic powers. Get fined
294 for messing with the wrong dolphin!
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
263
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
340 in total.
/work
You work as a beefeater and earn
78
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 25 minutes and 31 seconds.
/work
You did some social work for a good cause ! You received
70 for your contributions !
/work
A good day's work as an apprentice at the local clinic earns you
77.
You bake cupcakes and receive
50
You steal an orange and pawn it for
325.
You gave her the tip and then she gave you a tip of
233!
/slut
Your library masturbation video goes wrong when you squirt all over a rare historic book, costing you
286
/work
You develop games for a living and earn
78.
/crime
You attempted to rob the local bank and got caught by the police. You are fined
270
/slut
You took a banana up the ass whilst watching YouTube and earned
206
/rob kamile#7910
You attempted to rob kamile#7910, but they had no money in cash for you to take.
/work
You slept in a bed and found
63 under your pillow when you woke up
You cannot be a slut for 45 minutes and 14 seconds.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
64 on the way back home!
found a stack of dollaz, nice
/work
You got out of bed. Have
53
/work
You clean off the animatronics and get paid
81
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
59.
I was roleplaying micah bell
/work
You work as a zombie for The Walking Dead AMC show and earn
52
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 16 minutes and 13 seconds.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 16 minutes and 15 seconds.
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
53
/slut
You decide to twerk your ass at lunch in school and all the boys love it! You gather
381 in total.
/crime
You choked on a Twinkie and had to pay a hospital fine of
270.
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
Ok
/work
You toasted some bread. A step in the right direction. You earned
78.
/slut
For whatever reason you decide to hit on one of the animatronics between shows. Your boss fines you
200 as a punishment because there's kids watching.
/bal
/work
You worked as a Bride Kidnapping Expert, for that you were paid
54!
/slut
Your vibrator burned out in the middle of the show, and you need to pay
130 for surgery.
/work
You get fired for sleeping on the job, but found
56 on the way back home!
/crime
You tried to steal from a gas station, but surprise! The cashier had a shotgun! He robbed
657 from you, but at least he didn't call the cops.
/slut
You gave blow jobs to old people for a big tip of
367
/work
You work as a lubricant tester and earn
96
/slut
Don't try and use Chapstick as a dildo next time, lose
264.
/crime
You were caught trying to steal dogs from the animal shelter and have been fined
430
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
309 back as restitution.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 11 minutes and 55 seconds.
/slut
Your client sticks it inside you and pays you
370
/work
You work as a Discord bot developer and earn
53
/crime
You tried to put the milk before the cereal and were put in jail for your heinous acts, you have to pay
588 for bail!
/work
You work as a serial murderer... and earn
76
/work
You work at a Chinese camera repair shop and get berated all day and make
70
/slut
You get hired to take it hard for the night for
167!
/work
You come home full of sweat after a hard day of boxing, the sponsors give you
96
/slut
You took a huge banana up your ass. You gained
275 for your hard work.
/crime
You loiter and are fined
605.
/work
You worked as a human windshield wiper in India for
52
/work
You work as an actor for the Emoji Movie, and get paid
64.
/work
You work as an egg and earn
58
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 24 seconds.
/WORK
You spent an 8 hour shift walking around in 10 inch heels and a nice dress handing out flyers to rude customers. Your feet are killing you, and you can't wait to get that dress off. At least you got paid
56 for it.
/work
You cannot work for 9 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You work as an eel ecologist and earn
87
/work
You milk a cow for
61
/work
You work as an elevator mechanic and earn
76
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 42 seconds.
/slut
You gave Minecraft Steve a good ol' succ, but he stole all your diamonds and you lost
212
/crime
You held a bus hostage and got paid
461
/work
64 falls out of the sky and hits you on the head.
/crime
You went to rob a bank and failed miserably, although you did escape the cops and made it back to your apartment. You found
509 on the ground in the parking lot.
/work
You repair the arcade machines and receive
59
/slut
Why did you use this command? Welp, you just lost
263, have fun
You work from 9 to 5 in a law firm as an accountant, going through profits and expenditure accounts. At the end of the day, the papers earn you
97.
You have been caught hacking your neighbours wifi, and have been fined a total of
316
You were caught with a family relative, and have been fined
273
/crime
It's your lucky day! You found an unlocked bus and took out
609 from the box of fares.
/work
You work as a water slide tester and earn
65
/slut
While working the streets, you start to feel an itch. Turns out that while the doctor's visit was
256, this sort of thing can never be fixed.
/work
You overslept and miss work, but a buddy clocked you in so you got paid
74.
/work
You begin to code a game you have been thinking about for a while, and your friends give you
91 to help fund the project!
/work
You enter a website contest and beat Club Penguin, Twitter, and Facebook. Receive
90
/slut
You fall asleep on the job, and your client takes some money! You lost
258.
/crime
You tried stealing money from a cop, you were fined
456
/work
You didnโt go to work, but you got your paycheque of
89 anyway.
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
88 in profits
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 27 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
78
/work
You have worked in the prison gardens for
86
/work
You repair the lights and receive
91
/work
Someone came and performed a play. They gave you
97 for watching.
/slut
Your friend pays you
300 for you to worship her feet
/crime
You have been fined
637 because you ate during work hours.
/work
You defended an old lady from robbers. You got a smooch on the cheek and earned
57
/work
You cannot work for 7 minutes and 52 seconds.
/work
You work as a breath odour evaluator and earn
70
/work
You take your dog for a walk and gain
85
/work
You work as a circus clown and earn
52.
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 26 minutes and 30 seconds.
/work
You work as a bride kidnapper and earn
82
/work
You cannot work for 31 seconds.
/work
You are paid
88 to clean up hair off the ground at your local hairdressers.
/work
You're hired by a local caravan as an armed guard and successfully make it to New Vegas. You're paid
60
/work
You cannot work for 1 minute and 7 seconds.
/work
After scrubbing each toilet twice with a toothbrush, your coworker pays you
86, as it was originally their job
/work
You work as a smarties expert and earn
73
/slut
The chefs enjoyed your sexy moaning through the phone and have given you
100
/crime
The old lady you tried to rob turned out to be a 6'4'' police officer in prime condition. You got the shit beaten out of you and were fined
607
Son of a
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
61
/work
You carefully clean the spring lock suits and receive
53
/slut
You get hired for some nude modeling. Pays well, as you walk off with
188.
/rob sar#8950
You robbed
2,776 from sar#8950.
/work
You work as a meerkat behaviour consultant and earn
80
/work
You work as an iceberg mover and earn
75
/work
The demand for mobile games has increased so you create a new game full of micro-transactions. You earn a total of
53 off your new game.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
114.
/crime
You receive an unmarked letter in the post. Inside is a cheque of
533, which probably means that the "business" went well.
/work
You save a survivor from a group of zombies. He gives you
57.
/crime
You were found in the Springfield Power Plant trying to make crack cocaine, you were fined
503
/work
You work as a janitor and earn
59
/slut
You meet up with a businessman in his hotel room. He straps you in, oils you up, and has his way with you. He pays you
385 for the night.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
77
/work
You work at the dump all day. Then you found
95 from a thrown out wallet.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 33 minutes and 44 seconds.
/WORK
You work as a paper towel sniffer and earn
100
/work
Why is this command called work? You're not even doing anything work-related. You gain
57 though.
/work
You work as a Penguinologist and earn
57
/crime
You cannot commit a crime for 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
/work
Your shift at the Kwik-E Mart got you a total of
100
You cannot be a slut for 12 minutes and 33 seconds.
/work
You and your mariachi band play music at a wedding for
59
/crime
Your money laundering scheme has backfired. After serving your sentence, you must re-pay
382 back as restitution.
/work
You cannot work for 1 second.
You work as a professional sleeper and earn
84
/work
You went out fishing ended up reeling in a boot that had a necklace inside! You sold it at the pawn shop for
91
/WORK
You paint a lovely watercolor Moon and sell it at a local art fair for
57.
/slut
You put your rear in the air and got torn up, while it hurts, you still earned
311.
/work
You work as a bed warmer and earn
88
/slut
You get down and dirty with a librarian, the cost of the therapy afterwards was
145.
/crime
During the escape, the police catch up with your gang and confiscate
641 from you.
/work
You work as a starving college student, you found
99 on the ground.
/work
One by one, you screw on toothpaste caps for
69
/Work
You take part in a Civil War battle and earn
97 for your team winning!
/work
You sold fish sandwiches and earned
78 in profits
/slut
You worked as a slut at a bar and the guys loved your thicc thighs with stockings. You received
127 from the men.
/slut
You were thoughtful, and used protection. Avoid STDs and rake in
111
/work
You work as a DJ in Ibiza and earn
70
/crime
Your hacker friend wires you
420. Good payroll today gamers.
/work
You press some buttons on a keyboard, gaining
77
/slut
Your poor performance has gave your client a migraine, you are now charged
386 for their medical fees.
/work
You sweep the floor and get paid
64
/slut
You work as a cunning linguist and earn
236
/crime
After stealing memes you get tracked down by the meme god and mugged for
508.
You hastily wipe down the cafรฉ counters. Your boss pays you
83.
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 14 minutes and 40 seconds.
/work
You work as a body pillow factory salesman on the internet for real weebs, the weebs gave you
66
/work
You work at Mario's Plumbing Service for
52.
/work
You work at a winery and crush grapes for awhile. You are paid
55 and given a bottle of wine.
/work
You sell V-bucks and make
89!
/slut
Your client found your legs legendary and paid you
242
/work
You work as a pumpkin picker
53
/work
You shine people's shoes in class and they give you
84.
/slut
Poor performance kiddo. As compensation pay your John
350
/crime
You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you
544
/work
You cannot work for 44 seconds.
/work
After a successful day at the office, on your way home you helped an old lady cross the street and she paid you
98, it must be your lucky day!
/crime
You stabbed a officer to take his money but he fought back and he stabbed you, the medical bill was
616
/slut
You cannot be a slut for 34 minutes and 10 seconds.
/work
You fail at work, but your boss pays you
73 out of pity.
/work
You serve the customers and receive
78
/work
You work for a private military company, earning
75
/slut
You post nudes on the internet for
323
/crime
You were caught shoplifting. Pay a fine of
435
/work
You work as a wine taster and earn
81
/work
You work as the president and earn
74
/work
You've worked on a farm cultivating wheat from dawn to dusk. The land lord pays you
93 for your struggles.
/crime
You choked on your aspirations. You lost
584
/work
You worked at the office overtime for
98