general-media

[pine panther]

Bewxre is always lonely

[old forge]

Nothing cus he's rude AF to me

[verbal wigeon]

🥹

[idle epoch]

cari that’s a daily thing for you

[chrome hemlock]

Sorry for exposing you beware

[old forge]

LoL

Wat to go boss

[chrome hemlock]

Also

[old forge]

hmph

@wheat willow don't get divorced from bewxre

[chrome hemlock]

He smacks her sometimes too

[pine panther]

[old forge]

I can find a better husband

[idle epoch]

that will only last 2 days

[old forge]

Shut up shrimp

[chrome hemlock]

Dang

[idle epoch]

when’s your wifi going out?

wanna set up a party

[chrome hemlock]

This is why I stay single too much drama

[old forge]

Not your concern

[idle epoch]

still gonna throw a party

[old forge]

Bet it will be lame

Like you

[idle epoch]

no cause you ain’t gonna be there to celebrate

[chrome hemlock]

Probably will

[old forge]

Good I don't wanna be there staring at every girls tits

[chrome hemlock]

Last one Sar was there with a paper bag over her head for some reason

[old forge]

Seeing you do that

[idle epoch]

only cause you don’t wanna look at what you don’t have

[chrome hemlock]

Dang so mean

[old forge]

I do actually your just too busy looking at sars

And tit toks

[chrome hemlock]

[idle epoch]

you’re acting like any other guy don’t like tits

[pine panther]

Are we really having a party?

lol

[chrome hemlock]

Idk perhaps

[idle epoch]

yeah when cari’s wifi goes out

[chrome hemlock]

It'll be like a old folks one tho since bewares hosting

[old forge]

It might not even go out

[idle epoch]

sadness

[old forge]

Like your life

[pine panther]

An old folks party

[chrome hemlock]

Dang

Cari picking on her soon to be man

[old forge]

Uh no

[pine panther]

[old forge]

I'd rather marry the guy who works at the grocery store next to my store

[chrome hemlock]

Dang beware

You have competition

[old forge]

And he's cuter than bewxre

[idle epoch]

is he 21 but looks 12 too?

[old forge]

Nope

He's actually 34

[idle epoch]

LMAO

that’s weird

just stop

[pine panther]

Bewxre is 24 i do believe

[cobalt heart]

42

[pine panther]

Lmao

[idle epoch]

that’s when you know someone wants nothing but money

cari sounding like a gold digger

[pine panther]

Man bewxre your old

[old forge]

Well I'm not

[idle epoch]

[old forge]

Why tf would I want his money when I got my own

[idle epoch]

who else whose 21 and date someone 10x their age

[pine panther]

Idk what to say...

[dapper haven]

based arthur morgan

[old forge]

I've known plenty who have

[idle epoch]

cari the gold digger

[old forge]

And bewxre with a shrimp dick

[idle epoch]

better than being a gold digger

[rancid bay]

Omg meee

[pine panther]

I'm just watching bewxre

Lol

[old forge]

Well I'm not a gold digger

[idle epoch]

i know toxic

[rancid bay]

You haven't lived until you've dated a 210 year old man.

[idle epoch]

keep telling yourself that cari

[old forge]

Shut the hell up

[pine panther]

hmmm

[old forge]

Uh ew

[chrome hemlock]

[pine panther]

Nice dog boss

[old forge]

Boss it's possible to kick bewxre out the server hm? @chrome hemlock

[chrome hemlock]

Ask lilith

[pine panther]

Bewxre is a mod tho

[old forge]

A rude mod

[dapper haven]

whatd he even do?

[chrome hemlock]

Probably be a simp and fuck up picking up a girl

[old forge]

Also rude af

[dapper haven]

you sure he wasnt just joking?

[pine panther]

I stayed out of it

[chrome hemlock]

No he wasn't

[pine panther]

Bewxre is known to joke around sometimes

[dapper haven]

oh well i barely know anything about the guy

he coulda just been joking or just being a dick

[old forge]

He isn't joking

[chrome hemlock]

[dapper haven]

how do you know tho

[pine panther]

I never had problems with bewxre

[old forge]

I'd say Lilith should kick him out

[dapper haven]

has he been rude to you before?

[chrome hemlock]

I agree

[dapper haven]

or is this the first time

[chrome hemlock]

@idle epoch what do you say in your defense

[idle epoch]

she’s acting like lung doesn’t bully her

[pine panther]

Lung bullies me all the time

[idle epoch]

i’m talking about cari

[pine panther]

Bewxre never bullies me

[chrome hemlock]

I do

[old forge]

Lung bullies Alot of people

[idle epoch]

but you 100% of the time

[pine panther]

Lung is just a bully

[old forge]

And I don't give a shit

[dapper haven]

idk just gotta learn to take it easy sometimes

[chrome hemlock]

He likes cbt

[idle epoch]

or maybe when you were being a dick to everyone in general?

bet cari don’t remember that

[dapper haven]

you said my man had a shrimp dick

[pine panther]

Lmao boss ofc lung loves cbt

[chrome hemlock]

Yes he does indeed

[old forge]

Well you got the taste of your own medicine

[idle epoch]

not really

[dapper haven]

wtf is going on

[idle epoch]

cause your insults make me wanna jump off a bridge

[pine panther]

Change lungs name to i love cbt boss

[old forge]

Whatever shrimp

[chrome hemlock]

I can't

No perms

[idle epoch]

when someone insults you cari you just say “shut up”

[pine panther]

That's right boss

[idle epoch]

cause you got nothing else to say but shrimp dick like plz come up with something different instead of repeating yourself

https://tenor.com/view/hurry-billy-madison-adam-sandler-junior-today-gif-5365214

[chrome hemlock]

@wheat willow come get your man

[old forge]

Ooh like that's supposed to hurt?

[chrome hemlock]

Wait fuck

[idle epoch]

no

it was a fact

[pine panther]

Idk why I'm in the middle of this

[old forge]

Boss ask Lilith to kick this jack ass out @chrome hemlock

[idle epoch]

mad because i say shit back

[chrome hemlock]

[dapper haven]

or you could just not get so steamed about a light insult

[chrome hemlock]

[idle epoch]

no where did i say i was mad about a light insult lmao

[dapper haven]

whats so triggering about being called a gold digger

[idle epoch]

she just needs to say something more original

[dapper haven]

no i was just adding onto what you should do when you get insulted, i wasnt talking about you

[old forge]

Don't tell me what I need to say

[dapper haven]

cariiiiii

[idle epoch]

sometimes you need to be baby fed cari

[dapper haven]

why did you get mad about being called a gold digger

[pine panther]

......

Idk what to say

[chrome hemlock]

I think someone it taking it to heart now

[idle epoch]

cari just gets mad when people say stuff back then her

i don’t take anything seriously on the internet

[dapper haven]

as you should

[pine panther]

Bewxre been here since I came into this server

[dapper haven]

if i were to be insulted out of nowhere id just figure it were a joke and go along with it

or just ignore it

[old forge]

And I'm sure everyone would be happy with just boss and Lilith here

[pine panther]

Idk

[chrome hemlock]

I don't know about that one

[old forge]

I think so

[pine panther]

I actually enjoy bewxre being here

[chrome hemlock]

I know we wouldn't be happy

[dapper haven]

bewxre seems like a swell guy tbh!!!

[old forge]

Wrong

[chrome hemlock]

Ask @wheat willow about him

[pine panther]

He is when you get to know him goldy

[dapper haven]

ofc

idk i guess hes just joshing u

[pine panther]

Boss is pretty chill too

[old forge]

Boss is better

[chrome hemlock]

I am mean

Fu toxic

[pine panther]

Bewxre is the nice mod

Boss likes to be mean

[chrome hemlock]

I do

[pine panther]

Lilith is a good mod

[dapper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/get-out-gif-10978155

[chrome hemlock]

I also kill select people

[old forge]

Nah I think Lilith and boss are imo

[chrome hemlock]

Good movie

[pine panther]

What movie is that

[chrome hemlock]

Get out

[dapper haven]

Get out

[pine panther]

I might have to watch it

Never seen it

[dapper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-not-funny-unfunny-gif-23922490

[chrome hemlock]

British food

[dapper haven]

what the fuck is that

[chrome hemlock]

British food

[pine panther]

English

[dapper haven]

thats not a full english

[dapper haven]

no the fuck it isnt

[old forge]

I was joking @chrome hemlock

[dapper haven]

i am british and that is NOT english food

[chrome hemlock]

It's British food

[dapper haven]

i wouldnt eat that

[chrome hemlock]

You can't tell me otherwise

[pine panther]

Goldy my boyfriend is british

[chrome hemlock]

Beans on toast eating mf

[old forge]

Damn your missing out then

[dapper haven]

good for you

nanana you havent seen some proper quality full english meals

they are hella yummy

[chrome hemlock]

[pine panther]

I'd love to try proper English meals

[chrome hemlock]

I no longer like you

Fu

[old forge]

That's ok

[dapper haven]

that shitty full english in a "tin" was probably served at some shitty takeaway truck in france

[old forge]

Alot of people dislike me

[dapper haven]

delightful 🤤

hashbrown 🤤

were the hashbrown

😡

[old forge]

Up your butt

[dapper haven]

the hasbrown isnt there?!?! what the hell

[chrome hemlock]

Probably made by a American

[dapper haven]

fr

[chrome hemlock]

Rude

[dapper haven]

who tf doesnt eat hashbrowns with their full english

[idle epoch]

jonk was the one who sent that

[chrome hemlock]

Jonk is muted

[pine panther]

Is that full English

[idle epoch]

in staff chat

[dapper haven]

yea

black pudding is scrumptious ngl

[chrome hemlock]

No

[dapper haven]

its made of blood i think lmao

[chrome hemlock]

That just sounds fucking nasty

[old forge]

Uh ew

[dapper haven]

no fr

it doesnt taste like blood

[pine panther]

I've always wanted to try black pudding

[dapper haven]

trust me

[dapper haven]

theyre hella nice

[pine panther]

I heard it's ready good

[dapper haven]

yea they are

[chrome hemlock]

It's blood

[pine panther]

*really

[dapper haven]

well obviously its got more shit in it

besides blood

you think its just a blob of blood ???

[pine panther]

It's made out of blood but it's got other stuff in it

[dapper haven]

yea

[chrome hemlock]

Yes

It looks like a blob of blood

[pine panther]

I heard black pudding is better then normal pudding

[old forge]

Jk

[dapper haven]

they got the hashrbwonwn 😁

[old forge]

Wait what

Oo

[pine panther]

Idk what type of blood they use but ik it's got blood in it

[old forge]

That looks good

[dapper haven]

thats a black pudding btw

if anyone is confused

[old forge]

Ew

[pine panther]

Yep

[dapper haven]

nah fr they good

[old forge]

No

[chrome hemlock]

Looks like a dog's turd

[pine panther]

That full English meal looks so good

[old forge]

Inaccurate

[old forge]

Lmaoo

[dapper haven]

sit down with a nice cuppa tea while eating a full english

[old forge]

Yuck

[pine panther]

I'd love to goldy

[old forge]

I'd rather eat my American pudding than that

[chrome hemlock]

Toxic your no longer cool

You a British spy

[pine panther]

that hurt my feelings

[dapper haven]

uhuh yea you keep eating your stale biscuits with gravy

[chrome hemlock]

[pine panther]

Wtf

[dapper haven]

actual psychopaths

[chrome hemlock]

I'll enjoy it

[old forge]

Shut it they arent stale

[dapper haven]

nah bru that shit sounds nasty as hell

[chrome hemlock]

Enjoy your cold beans on toast

[dapper haven]

who tf eats em cold bro

you warm that shit up

[old forge]

You

Do

[chrome hemlock]

This fucking guy

[pine panther]

Beans on toast is that an actual English meal

[chrome hemlock]

Aka a British person

[dapper haven]

sickly

[old forge]

I change my mind that looks gross

[chrome hemlock]

Yes

[dapper haven]

its breakfast really

[pine panther]

Ohhh

[chrome hemlock]

Most of it is fucking raw

[old forge]

Ew

[dapper haven]

it aint even cooked bro 😭

[chrome hemlock]

I am a butcher and that makes me sick

[old forge]

That's why I changed my mind

[chrome hemlock]

And I have to cut up the cattle

[dapper haven]

we dont eat it raw you know

[pine panther]

Sushi is made out of raw fish

[chrome hemlock]

To make that pos

[chrome hemlock]

That's been made by trained people tho

[old forge]

Are youuuu sure

[dapper haven]

you ever had boiled eggs with soldiers

[chrome hemlock]

They train for years to not make people sick

[dapper haven]

this was the shit when i was a kid

[pine panther]

Soldiers what's that

[dapper haven]

dip the toast in the egg

you get the yolk on it and it tastes hella nice

[chrome hemlock]

That's just a raw egg and toast

[dapper haven]

RAW?

[pine panther]

That looks pretty amazing

Boss it's cooked

[chrome hemlock]

It's raw

[dapper haven]

my god do not let this mans into a kitchen ever

[old forge]

Doesn't seem cooked

[chrome hemlock]

The yolk is growing a chicken as you eat

[old forge]

Ew

[idle epoch]

yeah middle is still raw

[pine panther]

Us Americans boil eggs

[old forge]

Fr

[chrome hemlock]

I rather eat that Japanese duck egg with a actual duck in it

[old forge]

Why

[dapper haven]

okay i dont know the meaning of "raw" in your peopels countries but that is a very much a soft boiled egg

[chrome hemlock]

Then touch a British full English

[pine panther]

Ewww

[old forge]

Poor duck

[pine panther]

I would not eat an egg with a duck in it

[dapper haven]

yea uh sorry to break this to you

but we also boil eggs

😱

the unthinkable

[chrome hemlock]

Not long enough

[pine panther]

Yes goldy

[old forge]

Lmaoo

[chrome hemlock]

That thing just got put in a hottub

[dapper haven]

if its for too long how are u gonna dip the fucking toast into it

the whole point of it

[chrome hemlock]

And rolled around for a bit

[dapper haven]

is to dip the fucking toast into it and get the yolk on it

[old forge]

I'd rather pass

[pine panther]

It's just like making fried eggs with toast

[chrome hemlock]

You DONT DIP TOAST IN RAW EGG

[old forge]

On a raw middle part egg

[chrome hemlock]

It's raw

[dapper haven]

It is NOT raw

[chrome hemlock]

It's a liquid

Its raw

[dapper haven]

am i only just learning now other countries consider that a raw egg?

my god

[idle epoch]

if it was boiled in the middle it would be fine

[dapper haven]

ok ok lissen

how are u gonna

dip toast

[chrome hemlock]

YOU DONT

[dapper haven]

into a solid fucking egg

the egg is cooked do not worry

[wheat willow]

it's not raw, now stfu

[chrome hemlock]

The egg is a side dish

[dapper haven]

ok lissen

[chrome hemlock]

Not to go with the meal

[pine panther]

Thank you sarr

[dapper haven]

get ready cus this is gonna blow your mind

[old forge]

Its raw

[dapper haven]

its called

"soft-boiled"

[chrome hemlock]

Raw egg

[pine panther]

Sar even knows it's not raw

[idle epoch]

it’s gotta be all the way boiled

[dapper haven]

i know this may seem hard to grasp with your feeble minds but yea

its soft boiled egg 😁

[pine panther]

Ohhh

[chrome hemlock]

It's rawer then hoe sar fucks

[idle epoch]

i know people drink straight yolk but never knew this was a thing

[dapper haven]

a raw egg is literally just freshly cracked from the fucking egg

[pine panther]

I've done hard boiled eggs

Really bewxre they do that?

[chrome hemlock]

That's literally putting a baby chicken in a hottub

[dapper haven]

this is a raw egg

[idle epoch]

i’m not from Britain so i don’t know what y’all eat their

[chrome hemlock]

Looks just like it

[dapper haven]

bruh...

[chrome hemlock]

Just not cooked around the edges

[dapper haven]

🤦

WTF

[pine panther]

I'm still learning what British eat

[chrome hemlock]

Stop learning

It's not worth it

[dapper haven]

we eat normal ass food

[chrome hemlock]

Learn German food

[dapper haven]

ok ok

next topic

[chrome hemlock]

Or Spanish

[dapper haven]

you ever heard of a chippy

😁

[chrome hemlock]

No

[idle epoch]

no

[pine panther]

Nope

[dapper haven]

lol

[old forge]

No

[pine panther]

What is iy?

[idle epoch]

should i be scared

[chrome hemlock]

Is it another British raw egg

[pine panther]

*it

[dapper haven]

its a fish and chips shop

[idle epoch]

oh

[pine panther]

Really

[dapper haven]

yee

you get some scrumptious ass meals from there

[pine panther]

Is it good

[chrome hemlock]

If you can't cook a egg stay tf away from my fish

[dapper haven]

depends on what chippy you order from

[old forge]

Lmao boss is correct 🤣

[dapper haven]

some are ass some are good

[pine panther]

Fish and chips are good

[glass wyvern]

arthur morgan outside binley mega chippy (real)

[dapper haven]

LMAO

[idle epoch]

wtf lol

[pine panther]

Lol

[dapper haven]

hes ordering the morbius meal

[chrome hemlock]

[old forge]

That' can't be real

[glass wyvern]

cheeky

[pine panther]

lol

[chrome hemlock]

Looks like a place to get stabbed at

[pine panther]

Cheeky Arthur Morgan

[dapper haven]

its in birmingham so yea

stay out of birmingham btw

[pine panther]

Whyy

[chrome hemlock]

I have my glock I'll be fine

[pine panther]

my bf is from there lol

[dapper haven]

yeahh about that...

[old forge]

I'll go there

[dapper haven]

you gotta sign like 8 fucking papers to own a firearm

and even then its very hard and a huge ordeal to even do it

[chrome hemlock]

I'll get it into Britain one way or another

[pine panther]

I'll be going to Birmingham

[dapper haven]

or you can just illegally get on

i mean ppl do that

[old forge]

Doesn't seem hard

[glass wyvern]

arthur morgan and his lenny having a cheeky time in binley mega chippy

[chrome hemlock]

I'll do that

[dapper haven]

careful tho, those british bastards know how to deflect bullets with a mere kitchen knife

[pine panther]

Seriously goldy?

[chrome hemlock]

Can they deflect 3200rpm

[dapper haven]

ofc

ive even seen some slice a bullet in half

point blank range

[dapper haven]

i believe so

you dont wanna fuck with the ones when they pull out a massive machete

[chrome hemlock]

Idk about that the person I saw ran from a gun with a mp5

[dapper haven]

clearly not a true brit

every british person knows you get forced to master the ways of the blade

you learn at a young age

[pine panther]

Really

[dapper haven]

ye

[old forge]

Damn this topic went from food to this

[chrome hemlock]

He was a roadman

[dapper haven]

its our culture

[old forge]

How td

Tf

[pine panther]

That's interesting goldy

[dapper haven]

i once saw someone kick flip another guys knife out of their hand

practically unarming them

[pine panther]

Holy shit

[dapper haven]

caught the knife midair and gave him a fresh clean shave in a matter of seconds

[pine panther]

That's insane

[dapper haven]

fr

i was fucking gobblesmacked

[pine panther]

I'd be shocked

[dapper haven]

yea you dont wanna go walking around with a big beard

youll get that shit shaved off you in an instant

[old forge]

Hmm

[pine panther]

I always wanted to go to Britain

[dapper haven]

u should go

its a nice place

(in some areas)

[pine panther]

Now that I have a British boyfriend

[old forge]

I wanna go to Russia definitely not (now!)

[dapper haven]

i wouldnt go to russia rn anyway

i dont even think u can

[pine panther]

I'll be going over there to meet him

[dapper haven]

due to all the war and shit

[pine panther]

Yeah I don't think you can

[dapper haven]

when u meet him ask him to show off his katana

[old forge]

Uh years from now u Can

[pine panther]

Idk if he has one goldy

[dapper haven]

whatt??

not a true brit

ill send him a starter kit dont you worry

[pine panther]

He's British goldy

lol

[old forge]

Not every brit has to own one to be real

[dapper haven]

ofc they do

[pine panther]

I never asked him about this stuff

[dapper haven]

actually its best you dont ask him about it

its one of the most sacred things a brit can own

asking a british person to show off their knives is like asking them to, well

you get the idea

[old forge]

If he has the accent he seems real to me

[pine panther]

You know what goldy my British boyfriend speaks in American accent because he's self conscious of his British accent

[dapper haven]

hes not british

burn the witch at the stake!!

[old forge]

Yea he is

[pine panther]

He's got british accent

he just doesn't like having people make fun of it that's why he hides it

[pine panther]

I've tried that coke cola before goldy

[old forge]

My store sells them out crazy

[dapper haven]

whats it like

[pine panther]

Tastes amazing

It's like pop rocks candy and coke cola had a baby

[dapper haven]

never had a pop rock

so doesnt rlly give much insight

[pine panther]

It was my first time trying it

Britian doesn't have pop rocks

I'll have to buy some from the US to bring over to England

[dapper haven]

okay i'll catch you later then

[old forge]

Wait toxic isn't possible for goldy to do it themselves?

[dapper haven]

do what

i dont wanna try pop rocks anyway

ive seen the shit you americans eat

and frankly it disturbs me how big your foods are

your medium is like the large to us

[old forge]

We certainly don't eat your raw eggs

[pine panther]

Ik goldy

We have weird foods for sure

[old forge]

I don't see what's weird with them but ok

[pine panther]

That soft boiled egg and toast sounds soo good

[dapper haven]

and i dont wanna try your stale biscuits in gravy

seriously though that sounds nasty as fuck

[old forge]

Then move to England

[pine panther]

I got plans too

[dapper haven]

and dont you eat deep fried butter?

my lord

that sounds fucking disgusting

[old forge]

No we don't actually

[dapper haven]

you sure

given yourselves quite the stereotype yknow

[pine panther]

People in the south do

It's pretty disgusting

[old forge]

From someone who's been raised in the us her whole life sure knows if we eat it

So

[dapper haven]

yea yea keep telling yourself that

[old forge]

Cool

[dapper haven]

while you eat your 12 inch long chips

[pliant lava]

https://youtu.be/H1QE9xhciwc

[old forge]

Keep eating your raw eggs

[dapper haven]

will do

[pliant lava]

Goofy ah kid

[pine panther]

Chips is french fries

[old forge]

Be sure not to get salmonella

[pine panther]

I'm just smart

[dapper haven]

yea 1 in every like 10000 eggs

[old forge]

Yeah keep telling yourself

[dapper haven]

gold digger 😁

[old forge]

K doesn't really bother me

[pine panther]

Soft boiled eggs are cooked

[dapper haven]

yea we know theyre just joking

[pine panther]

Ik

[chrome hemlock]

Toxic stfu you date a British spy

[dapper haven]

or they genuinely think we eat raw eggs who knows but i took it as a joke

[old forge]

They are raw

[dapper haven]

how

[chrome hemlock]

[old forge]

Cus the horse is smart

[wheat willow]

how can something be raw if it’s been boiled

[pine panther]

Ik sar

[pliant lava]

LOL

[chrome hemlock]

Did you see the inside?

[chrome hemlock]

Shit was liquid

[pine panther]

Sar would know

[wheat willow]

i take it you don’t eat soft eggs then? soft fried eggs?

[chrome hemlock]

That's like saying how can a steak be raw if it's grilled

[pine panther]

It's like a fried egg

[chrome hemlock]

No that's just called a raw egg

[pine panther]

I eat fried eggs and they're not raw

[chrome hemlock]

It's raw

[dapper haven]

no

you just boil it

[old forge]

Definitely raw

[pine panther]

Ohhh

[dapper haven]

you boil it for 4-8 minute i forgot

[wheat willow]

Ur all being really dumb

[pine panther]

Soft boiled

[dapper haven]

YES

[chrome hemlock]

It's raw as you like it sar

[dapper haven]

ive said soft boiled like 10 times

[pine panther]

Sarrr im not dumb I'm just learning

Sar isn't raw...

[wheat willow]

you seem to be really interested in knowing what i like

[chrome hemlock]

Beware told me

[wheat willow]

Sure he did

[heady bay]

Who tryna role play PlayStation ?

[dapper haven]

free cow

[chrome hemlock]

He did after filing out the paperwork

[pine panther]

Sarrrrrr is soft boiled eggs good

[chrome hemlock]

No

There raw

[pine panther]

Your not sar...

[dapper haven]

its not really liquidly

as in liquid like water

[wheat willow]

i’m actually going to step on you boss

[idle epoch]

that’s just as bad as microwaving potatoes

[dapper haven]

its hard to describe

[wheat willow]

you’re annoying af

[chrome hemlock]

Tf

That rude

[dapper haven]

jacket potato 😁

[wheat willow]

So is calling soft boiled eggs raw

[dapper haven]

with sum beans and cheese

[chrome hemlock]

Its not rude if it's true

[pine panther]

Sar is my #1 favourite girl

[wheat willow]

y’all scared of a little yolk huh

[idle epoch]

that sounds kinky

[dapper haven]

yolk is literally the best part of an egg

[wheat willow]

no

[chrome hemlock]

It is

[wheat willow]

Yes it is

[dapper haven]

and you get to have the yolk all to yourself with some bread

[chrome hemlock]

If it's cooked

[dapper haven]

how can you not enjoy that

[wheat willow]

Soft fried eggs are also amazing, but these weirdos (apart from toxic) would probably run from it

[dapper haven]

ok so like

you know an egg

right

[chrome hemlock]

And not flowing out of the egg

[dapper haven]

the yolk part is still a bit liquidy

[pine panther]

I love the yolk part of the egg

[dapper haven]

its like that except the egg is boiled in its shell still

and then you take the top off the egg

[old forge]

I never said I didn't like the yolk tf

[wheat willow]

i cannot believe this is a debate in the server rn

[dapper haven]

and then dip the toast into the egg yolk

[idle epoch]

this is better

[chrome hemlock]

Yall British spys I can't talk to you weird people

[pine panther]

Sar I'd eat soft boiled eggs with toast everyday

[wheat willow]

It’s tasty

[dapper haven]

you cant dip shit into the yolk if its like that my guy

[chrome hemlock]

You don't dip mf

[idle epoch]

you just eat it

[dapper haven]

you very much can

[pine panther]

Bewxre that's hard boiled eggs

[chrome hemlock]

Eggs and bread ARE NOT MADE TO DIP

[dapper haven]

soft boiled, hard boiled

[idle epoch]

that’s the way to do it

[dapper haven]

get the difference

?

[pine panther]

Yes they are

[wheat willow]

go tell all of britain and ireland that

[idle epoch]

hard boiled eggs

[dapper haven]

WDYM???

theyre two different types of ways to have your egg

[chrome hemlock]

Ones raw and ones cooked

[dapper haven]

wdym "thats the way to do it"

[pine panther]

Let's see you ask my British boyfriend

[wheat willow]

@dapper haven how do you make your scrambled egg

[pine panther]

Lol

[idle epoch]

raw egg bad

[dapper haven]

theres no right way to do an egg since theres so many different types of ways to cook an egg

[warm onyx]

Hellr

[pine panther]

Hellooo

[dapper haven]

too lazy to answer but scrambled egg is hella nice

[chrome hemlock]

There's a way to not cook a egg and that is one of wrong ways

[wheat willow]

microwave or on the stove

[chrome hemlock]

Get out

[dapper haven]

who the fuck microwaves scrambled egg

[chrome hemlock]

You don't Microwave fucking eggs

[pine panther]

We use stove sar

[wheat willow]

i bet these lot do

[warm onyx]

Rdr2 almost done

Oh wait

[chrome hemlock]

At least the brit knows that one sar

[dapper haven]

you cook it on a stove

[warm onyx]

I got a question

[wheat willow]

i’ve heard a lot of ppl who do microwave it

[chrome hemlock]

You fucking weirdo

[dapper haven]

did you really think we'd put eggs in a microwave

[idle epoch]

microwave whag

what*

[old forge]

Eggs

[chrome hemlock]

I respect you now

[wheat willow]

that’s like commiting a felony

[warm onyx]

If I buy rd online but without having the game do I still get online?

[chrome hemlock]

However sar go fuck yourself

[dapper haven]

did you think we microwaved eggs this whole entire time?

[chrome hemlock]

No

[dapper haven]

oh ok

[wheat willow]

Mf i don’t microwave eggs you weirdo

[chrome hemlock]

You said you did

[old forge]

Nobody microwaves eggs

[wheat willow]

No i didnt

[idle epoch]

sar you microwave scrambled eggs now

[old forge]

Tf

[chrome hemlock]

You even asked about it

[wheat willow]

Yeah because i’ve heard of ppl who do it

[chrome hemlock]

Aka you

And your weird friends

[idle epoch]

never microwave scrambled eggs

[dapper haven]

soft boiled egg

its real

[idle epoch]

specially a potato

[dapper haven]

😱

soft boiled egg jumpscare

[wheat willow]

just shut up now

[old forge]

Are you sure sar you don't microwave them

[dapper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[chrome hemlock]

A potato sure but eggs

That's a hate crime

[dapper haven]

how did we even go to talking about microwaving eggs

[idle epoch]

no potato is bad not even a dog would eat a microwaved potato

[chrome hemlock]

Sar

[dapper haven]

who even brought that up

[wheat willow]

[chrome hemlock]

Stfu beware you married sar

You have no opinion in this discussion

[idle epoch]

if she microwaved potatoes i’d kick her out

[chrome hemlock]

You clearly didn't till you told her about you wanting cari instead

[idle epoch]

no

i don’t like cari

[warm onyx]

Beu i got to buy rdr2 story

[chrome hemlock]

Huh uh

[old forge]

Good I don't like you either

[pine panther]

Baked potatoes

[chrome hemlock]

Sure you don't

[dapper haven]

cant u just put a potato into the microwave for a few seconds after boiling them to make them a little softer?

[chrome hemlock]

😉

[idle epoch]

cari is one of the people who make her bff look hotter

cari is just there

[cobalt heart]

he says as he listed this on his to do list

[idle epoch]

no

[chrome hemlock]

Damn that actually made me chuckle

I feel mean now

[pine panther]

lol

[idle epoch]

with cari you’d need to be wasted on the floor

[old forge]

Actually my bff is not bad looking so

[dapper haven]

i dont see a problem with microwaving a potato for a few seconds

after boiling it ofc

[idle epoch]

there is a lot of problems with microwaving a potato

that’s illegal

[dapper haven]

if its raw then fuck no

[cobalt heart]

so is you having a right to talk here

[dapper haven]

but if ur sliding it in there to make the potato a little more softer then yea

[idle epoch]

if you microwave a potato it’ll taste like shit

[old forge]

Damn Lilith

[dapper haven]

jacket potato :drooll

[old forge]

Lmao

[pine panther]

Why are we all still talking in here

[dapper haven]

jacket potato wit some beans and cheese 🤤

[idle epoch]

no

[chrome hemlock]

Idk

[dapper haven]

deadass so scrumptious

[pine panther]

jacket potato?

[dapper haven]

ok so lemme explain this

[cobalt heart]

because we haven't fallen in love with someone after 3 weeks of long distance

[old forge]

That actually sounds delicious

[dapper haven]

its called jacket potato cause the skin of the potato is still on it

[chrome hemlock]

You guys make jackets for potatoes?

[idle epoch]

LOL

[chrome hemlock]

Dang how much

[dapper haven]

and when u cut the potato (not fully) the skin kinda acts as a jacket for the potato

[pine panther]

Ohhh okay

[dapper haven]

bit of a shit spud but yea

theyre so fucking good tho

i wont lie

[pine panther]

Almost like a baked potatoe sorta

[dapper haven]

im pretty sure thats what it is

[chrome hemlock]

It's just a baked potato

[dapper haven]

we just call it jacket potato

[chrome hemlock]

Just cut down the middle

[dapper haven]

cause well its in a jacket 😁

[idle epoch]

you don’t add anything to it

[pine panther]

Yep boss

[chrome hemlock]

Just butter it seems

[old forge]

Add pepper

[dapper haven]

oh we just add beans and cheese to it

[pine panther]

I do bewxre

[chrome hemlock]

BEANS

[idle epoch]

beans no

cheese

yes

[pine panther]

Sour cream bacon

cheese

[chrome hemlock]

Get the fuck right out of that door

[dapper haven]

eh its just preference

[chrome hemlock]

🚪

[pine panther]

green onion

[old forge]

🚪 💥

[pine panther]

Twice baked potatoes

[wheat willow]

beans are disgusting

[chrome hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-creature-creepy-reversed-gif-23376606

[dapper haven]

you gtfo you fucking eat biscuits with gravy

[idle epoch]

like you put beans on it or is it just a side

[chrome hemlock]

Ok

[wheat willow]

they put it in it

[idle epoch]

STOP

NO

[wheat willow]

[dapper haven]

i literally dont see a problem with this

[chrome hemlock]

We don't eat beans on toast or potatoes

[idle epoch]

GTFO

[dapper haven]

its yummy af

[old forge]

Yum

[idle epoch]

NO

[chrome hemlock]

NASTY MF

Ew

[wheat willow]

i don’t mind other beans but those beans are disgusting

[idle epoch]

this is why cari is nasty

[dapper haven]

at least u can appreciate it

[pine panther]

How does that look gross

[idle epoch]

gross

[chrome hemlock]

You get poop role cari

[pine panther]

It looks pretty good

[wheat willow]

Lmao

[old forge]

I'm not picky

[dapper haven]

fr

[pine panther]

lmao

[chrome hemlock]

You too toxic

[dapper haven]

theyre clueless americans its to be expected

[chrome hemlock]

Both fucking turds

[pine panther]

Really

[idle epoch]

that felt illegal to look at

[wheat willow]

Sadness toxic

[pine panther]

That's so mean

[wheat willow]

[chrome hemlock]

Literally

Ayyo that's rude and also that's beware only

[idle epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-cooking-gif-20155450

[dapper haven]

youre being rude rn

[chrome hemlock]

This is better

[wheat willow]

lmao

[dapper haven]

disrespecting a delicious dish!

how dare you

[chrome hemlock]

Get out

[wheat willow]

it is disgusting

[chrome hemlock]

Beans on baked potatoes eating fuck

[dapper haven]

i should just piledrive u rn

[wheat willow]

do u have that on top of a fried egg?

[chrome hemlock]

Try it with your fucked up teeth

[wheat willow]

[pine panther]

We make chili cheese hot dogs and fries

[idle epoch]

LMAO BOSS

[dapper haven]

ok fat bastard

[chrome hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/british-vaping-british-vape-vaping-angry-british-gif-24817613

[wheat willow]

woah chill

[idle epoch]

MY GOD

[dapper haven]

go enjoy your mumbo jumbo sized greasy ass french fries

[wheat willow]

this just got personal lmaooo

Sobbing

[idle epoch]

french fries are good

[wheat willow]

chips*

but ok

[idle epoch]

mf

[pine panther]

Chips

[chrome hemlock]

Go enjoy your nasty dishes made with raw eggs and beans you tea drinking pufferfish

[dapper haven]

fr!

[idle epoch]

it’s french fries

[wheat willow]

even toxic knows

[dapper haven]

chips

[pine panther]

that's what they're called chips

[old forge]

@rapid smelt yes? No?

[pine panther]

French fries chips

[wheat willow]

Omg

[pine panther]

I'm smart

[wheat willow]

I forget what that’s called

[idle epoch]

no french fries not chips

[wheat willow]

But that’s yummy

[dapper haven]

stfu and go poison yourself with your stale biscuits in gravy

[pine panther]

Omg that looks good

[hollow zenith]

Chipies

[old forge]

It looks yummy

[dapper haven]

chippy*

[chrome hemlock]

Go get food poisoning from dishes like this

[pine panther]

I dislike my role

[wheat willow]

Sadness

[old forge]

Me too I don't want it anymore

[idle epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/lays-chips-potato-chips-potato-chip-day-happy-potato-chip-day-national-potato-chip-day-gif-16457802

chips

[dapper haven]

i fully intend to

[idle epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/fries-french-french-fries-gif-3571627

[chrome hemlock]

Nasty mf

[wheat willow]

that egg looking. good

[idle epoch]

french fries

[hollow zenith]

Yes

[chrome hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/wells-cattle-company-wells-cattle-co-wells-cheese-fries-loaded-fries-gif-14759107

[pine panther]

Bewxre chips

[chrome hemlock]

Better fries

[idle epoch]

toxic it’s french fries

[pine panther]

Poutine

Ik bewxre but British and irish call them chips

[wheat willow]

toxic will always have my support now

[old forge]

@wheat willow

[chrome hemlock]

Fucking British spys

[cobalt heart]

https://tenor.com/view/poutine-canadian-fries-food-cheese-gif-16989047

[chrome hemlock]

Beware control your girl

[dapper haven]

average americans "light breakfast"

[hollow zenith]

Yes Montreal style poutine

[dapper haven]

"its only 6000 calories bro dw!!"

[pine panther]

That's poutine isn't it lilith?

[chrome hemlock]

We still have good dental health

[pine panther]

Poutine looks delicious

[wheat willow]

do y’all really eat biscuits with gravy tho

because if you do

that’s disgusting

[idle epoch]

i’m gonna have to kick sar out

[dapper haven]

still lacking in the healthcare though arent you

[chrome hemlock]

Possibly

[pine panther]

The southerns do sar

[wheat willow]

🤮

[chrome hemlock]

Still lacking in the monarch department tho

[old forge]

I think I'd be sick within the 5 bites too much chocolate

[dapper haven]

450 dollars for an xray 💀

[idle epoch]

how else are you supposed to eat biscuits and gravy

weirdo

[wheat willow]

you don’t

[chrome hemlock]

Paying taxes just to watch tv

[cobalt heart]

isn't a biscuit a cookie or someshit

[wheat willow]

yea

tf is a biscuit in america

[idle epoch]

weird as hell

biscuit is the only right way to call it

[pine panther]

Biscuit sar

[old forge]

Biscuit

[wheat willow]

Confused

[dapper haven]

wtf do u americans call a biscuit then

[wheat willow]

looks like a scone

[dapper haven]

what the hell no

[chrome hemlock]

Are you mfs thinking of cookies

[dapper haven]

what have u done to my boy biscuits

[wheat willow]

yes because that’s what biscuits are here

[dapper haven]

you done em dirty

[chrome hemlock]

No we don't put gravy on fucking cookies

[pine panther]

Biscuits are cookies

[dapper haven]

yes you do

[chrome hemlock]

Get out

[wheat willow]

LMAO

[idle epoch]

biscuits and gravy good

[dapper haven]

dont kid yourself

[chrome hemlock]

All of you get out

[wheat willow]

Stop

[old forge]

Ew

[pine panther]

That bewxre

[wheat willow]

I feel sick

[dapper haven]

that is nasty

[wheat willow]

That’s not even gravy

[chrome hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/cookies-enjoy-chocolate-chip-cookie-gif-11797931

[dapper haven]

and you were dissing my foods?

[chrome hemlock]

Cookie

[dapper haven]

my god

you americans are sickly

[chrome hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/biscuit-love-popeyes-sauce-brush-delicious-gif-8640200

Biscuit

[dapper haven]

you eat that shit?

[idle epoch]

sar don’t be mad because you eat nasty food

[wheat willow]

bro they look like scones

[cobalt heart]

those are literally scones

[dapper haven]

fr

im convinced thats a scone

[pine panther]

Scones yeah

[dapper haven]

scones are so fucking nice

[old forge]

No they don't they look like a biscuit

[chrome hemlock]

Well Popeyes be some fucking liars

[wheat willow]

you eat scones with butter and jam not gravy

[dapper haven]

with some strawberry jam and whipped cream 🤤

[chrome hemlock]

Whipped cream

[pine panther]

Goldy that sounds good

[idle epoch]

boss do you really eat pop eyes biscuits

[dapper haven]

i was literally addicted to scones

[wheat willow]

i make the most amazing scones

[pine panther]

scone with strawberry jam and whipped cream

[chrome hemlock]

To torture myself yes

[wheat willow]

they’re a pain in the ass to make tho

[dapper haven]

theyre fucking amazing

[pine panther]

Sar me and the boyfriend will come over and visit youu

[chrome hemlock]

That looks like mayonnaise

[dapper haven]

and if ur feeling a lil dangerous add some strawberry slices on there

[chrome hemlock]

That's way too thick for whipped cream