general-media

[lofty kestrel]

.0001 seconds after taking the treat

[keen swan]

Lmao

[cyan pewter]

[cyan pewter]

grandpa kitty

[lofty kestrel]

fuck whoever did that to them :(

[silk bay]

Update leaked

[keen swan]

Next update: rocket propelled horses

Make it like gta

[silk bay]

Just close RDO and pour more money into GTO

That’s the end goal

[lofty kestrel]

@keen swan there. What you're going to do is set up your camp nearby, NOT directly there. like a little past shady belle on the left. Save. Sleep until noon, then go and there should be them. If they don't spawn, simply reload the save, sleep until noon and go back. It took me 4 tries TOTAL for all 25 of them!

[keen swan]

Okay! I’ll go try that now. Thank you!

[lofty kestrel]

Np! Happy to help lol. Lemme know when it works 4 sho

[slender wing]

That was less than 10 seconds

Lol

[open plume]

I can’t count okay

[slender wing]

I’m just giving you a hard time lol

[open plume]

Ok

[broken sky]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[open plume]

Hip replacement

[keen swan]

I am severely convinced I have very unlucky spawns lmao

[idle epoch]

are you looking for just alligator pelts

[keen swan]

No looking for a Californian parakeet

[idle epoch]

oh

i looked up a video and i guess it’s pretty annoying to get them to spawn lmao

[lofty kestrel]

@keen swan try restarting console and doing it. Or wait until IRL morning, it works for me every playthrough :/

[idle epoch]

i need to finish my second play through and go for 100%

i was going for it but stopped lmao

[keen swan]

The gambler challenges pissed me off

[idle epoch]

what you gotta play like poker or what

[keen swan]

Probably gonna go look for another animal for now

I think you end up playing poker, black Jack and dominoes

[idle epoch]

i suck at poker but blackjack i know better

i know in red dead redemption you had to play poker to get 100% and i just got lucky with the poker game lmao

[urban ravine]

Tbh, all i do with poker is get one of those sheets up telling u what the best hands are and if i don’t got it or haven’t got a king, jack or queen in the hand i fold

Works quite well

[sly wolf]

my first hour after the prologue:

[keen swan]

I think the only one i seriously had problems with was the Dominoes one

[idle epoch]

i haven’t played that since red dead redemption 1 so if i ever end up doing it in rdr2 i’ll definitely suck

[keen swan]

I just saved and reloaded for the dominoes one, or would just get up from the table if I thought I wouldn't win

because I think its like 3 wins in a row for that one

[idle epoch]

goddamn

[keen swan]

Yeah. Very aggravating

[lofty kestrel]

Beat my one weapon solo CTA record. At least that's the record since they nerfed it

[cyan pewter]

mid

[lofty kestrel]

do better, or even anywhere remotely close then

[keen swan]

Fuck this bird I'm still looking for

[cyan pewter]

I already do and i do not need to prove shit to a small fry like you

[lofty kestrel]

Did tou try restarting the game/console and doing what i mentioned again? @keen swan

@cyan pewter the irony is hilarious lmaooo

[cyan pewter]

[keen swan]

Yeah I did. I'm gonna go look for a different animal and try again tomorrow

[cyan pewter]

Did tou fuck up

[lofty kestrel]

i wonder why its not working it's worked legit all 45 playthroughs for me

[keen swan]

I am very unlucky when it comes to spawns lmao

[cyan pewter]

its ok its the game being bad

[lofty kestrel]

Like i said, you solo cta with one side arm and lets compare scores. any day.

[cyan pewter]

You are beginning to sound like a weenie stop moaning

scores. any day.

[lofty kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-shoes-cute-walking-gif-16524051

[cyan pewter]

Oh shit you revealin yoself

yikers

[keen swan]

Far Cry 6 is done downloading though

[lofty kestrel]

Nah i'm calling you a chicken because you won't do it lol

[cyan pewter]

Uh nice shoes

[keen swan]

yay

[cyan pewter]

ayy

ive never played an far cry game

[lofty kestrel]

[keen swan]

I'm not starting it at 3:40 in the morning so I'll play it tomorrow

[cyan pewter]

y not

[keen swan]

Because I don't wanna be up until 7am playing

[lofty kestrel]

feel that

[cyan pewter]

u got school or sumtin

[keen swan]

no I just don't wanna sleep all day again

[cyan pewter]

What is this sleep you speak of

[keen swan]

Even though I wont go to sleep until 5

[idle epoch]

right lol

[cyan pewter]

Me and bewxre are like Whaaaat

[idle epoch]

i was playing red dead yesterday and i looked at the time and it was 4 in the morning

[lofty kestrel]

btw @keen swan i found an old pic you might like:

[idle epoch]

i was so confused lmao

[lofty kestrel]

He's a Tunalip

[cyan pewter]

dam u must of fast traveled too much

send more pics of that other cat

[keen swan]

Ahhhh Handsome boi

[lofty kestrel]

that's the only cat

[idle epoch]

nah i was fighting like 5 people lmao well trying to they kept hiding in the post office

[cyan pewter]

oh

[keen swan]

Fuck the birds in this game

[cyan pewter]

Yes

[idle epoch]

kill all the birds

[lofty kestrel]

ill try to find another good one of him tho one sec

[cyan pewter]

[keen swan]

I always get them out of it and they call me a hacker lmao

[cyan pewter]

Lilith should give me a role with the color black when the server hits 50k

and not like the server lock role

[lofty kestrel]

Here's one of him in one of his lil forts

[broken sky]

[idle epoch]

feel free to send me a dm on how to do it 👀 lmao only trick i don’t know

[keen holly]

i am... so confused?

[idle epoch]

modders

[cyan pewter]

look like da cat got a hoodie on

[keen holly]

ignore the fact i havent activated windows

[keen swan]

awww

[cyan pewter]

U pirated windows

I will not ignore it

[keen swan]

Will do in a minute

[keen holly]

LOL?

[cyan pewter]

this is no jokin matter bro

[lofty kestrel]

he didn't spend 12 years at kitty medical school to be called "da cat". He's a doctor.

[keen swan]

I'm half asleep so i have to remember how to do it

[keen holly]

yes i 100% pirated windows definitely just havent bought a key yet

[cyan pewter]

How could you do such a thing

im sorry if i pinged u

i did not mean to

[keen swan]

Dude I have so many birds to get ffs

[cyan pewter]

quite unfortunate lad

[lofty kestrel]

@wild pond this is all of us. and it will become you, too.

[wild pond]

ultimate edition or normal game?

[cyan pewter]

depends on pricing

[keen swan]

I was actually a horse person before lmao. Not quite a Cowboy but I had a slightly similar lifestyle for a bit

Not robbing and killing though 👀

[wild pond]

both on sale atm

ultimate is $37 i believe if xbox

[keen swan]

I don't know what comes in the untimate

[cyan pewter]

I believe u get a good starter horse

like top tier shit

and cosmetics

and some gold and money

compare the price for base and ultimate

the difference is what you are paying for these items

though i would look for a better source of what the difference is since i am incompetent

[wild pond]

good to hear, thanks

[cyan pewter]

[eager bone]

I'm losing it

[cyan pewter]

i know someone that has 13k

[idle epoch]

irl?

[cyan pewter]

achoo

[cyan pewter]

i have that episode on gba

with the jellyfish

[late flower]

Goodnight everyone ❤️❤️❤️

[cyan pewter]

gn wut dat video

[late flower]

A terrible edit I made a couple mins ago.

[fallow geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-moves-grooves-lizard-gif-17757353

[lofty kestrel]

neither. Special edition. You get the most out of it including an extra bank robbery mission (without the extra one there's only two bank robbery missions and it's actually really fun!)

[lofty kestrel]

@lapis garnet i'm 99% positive i have like 200k

wait players killed

nvm i have no idea LOL ill have to look

[cyan pewter]

i bet u dont

the person is level 600+ the one i am speaking about

[lofty kestrel]

Yeah I don't kill a lot of players, I'll check in the morning for sure

[cyan pewter]

Goes to show how much talk u are

[lofty kestrel]

Wat

[cyan pewter]

[lofty kestrel]

Kinda like u talking big abt CTA but then crickets lmao. At least i corrected myself/said maybe not ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cyan pewter]

[lofty kestrel]

Yeah i figured

[fleet rapids]

Wait where did you get that clip of me dancing

[open plume]

El rdr1 mexico dance

[open plume]

I have the ultimate edition

[open plume]

Trench gun

[spice lance]

haha love it

[cyan pewter]

Undead Nightmare 2

[broken sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/841672442321698847/931083133066031115/IMG_8362.gif

[keen swan]

I will not apologize for my beautiful edgy outifts

[native geyser]

the game is truly beutiful

[orchid berry]

I feel attacked

[keen swan]

You are being attacked. By me

[orchid berry]

Good

[lofty kestrel]

@keen swan

Sorry its such a broad area but I've found every grizzly ive needed there. Always save beforehand and if it doesn't spawn just reload. Go in the morning/noonish, they wont spawn at night regulary

[keen swan]

Okay! thank you

[sinful lotus]

Hewwo

Wait I’m in media oops

[toxic merlin]

Bubsur

[lofty kestrel]

Talking abt the civil war

thats hamish iirc

@open plume

[open plume]

That looks cool asf

[lofty kestrel]

@open plume

[open plume]

Gold knife drip check

[lofty kestrel]

That feather thing is so goddamn cool

[open plume]

Yoo he made the outfit

[lofty kestrel]

I didn't make anything lol rockstar did. They had NPC john wear the elegant suit from rdr1 for the st denis bank robbery as an Easter egg

[open plume]

Oh ok

[lofty kestrel]

@opal furnace @open plume

look at the barrel

[open plume]

How?

[opal furnace]

Oh dat looks nice

[lofty kestrel]

it has the spider web design from the spider halloween pump action variant

[lofty kestrel]

Honestly it was an accident. But it happened like 2 months ago and is still there lol

i had the spider variant and just took it off/selected no engraving and it was like that

it even has the bug on it ill take a better pic when i get home

[exotic scroll]

@spark hedge

[spark hedge]

Cool

Uh I have the same shirt I think

[lofty kestrel]

@open plume @opal furnace here's a better pic of the barrel. it has the bug and the skull too!

[steel halo]

indeed

[opal furnace]

Huh neat

[broken pumice]

What like 8 bodies, is that all? 😴

[lofty kestrel]

... that's how many are usually in the cutscene...

[swift valley]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1821141726040295205/D30FC72E3F3D9EB51A27D4448BA9DC05DA4BA59D/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

I hate hackers

was on a good run with friends and boom Im a UFO corn tree

[tidal steeple]

atf LMAO

[stoic meadow]

and to think I was Naïve enough to believe that Rockstar had done something about that....

[cyan pewter]

fly me to the moon

[severe escarp]

Welcome new members

Wrong chat kek

[lofty kestrel]

@open plume

[open plume]

Lmao

[open plume]

Rumham

[amber sun]

so it looks, i im spanish

[idle epoch]

is that

FANTA

[cyan pewter]

Wut is wrong with fanta

[idle epoch]

now did i say something was wrong with fanta

[cyan pewter]

Word

[idle epoch]

but i’d prefer crush over fanta

[cyan pewter]

You mad lad

[idle epoch]

they’re both good

i like both

[cyan pewter]

[cyan pewter]

da cat

[keen swan]

Hm why is your rank not in the corner

[cyan pewter]

da cat

[slate fiber]

hi

[open plume]

Because he appears to be playing singleplayer lmfao

[south charm]

He looks to be in single player

[idle epoch]

mhm

[keen swan]

Oh fuck

Lmao

[south charm]

Uhh

[worthy jolt]

Bruh

[amber sun]

oooohhhhh shittt im in histori

[keen swan]

Shut up mf said he was in online

[amber sun]

sorry

[cyan pewter]

AHAHAH

[worthy jolt]

lol

[idle epoch]

rip

[south charm]

Rip

[slate fiber]

rip

[cyan pewter]

LMAo i WasnT reading shit

[worthy jolt]

don’t yell at me

[keen swan]

fuck my life

[cyan pewter]

But then i seen that

IM

[idle epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[amber sun]

😦

[slate fiber]

rip

[worthy jolt]

@idle epoch kells is yelling at me

[keen swan]

I’m not yelling though

[slate fiber]

sad

[worthy jolt]

you’re being mean

[cyan pewter]

thats what they all say

[south charm]

Yaaaa you are

[open plume]

Can I offer u an egg in these trying times?

[worthy jolt]

yes

[south charm]

Yes

[keen swan]

Okay so bolt action in story is unlocked later on in the game

[south charm]

Make it two eggs

[slate fiber]

3 eggs!!

[keen swan]

[worthy jolt]

you sir, are a fish!

[south charm]

3?!?!?! Damn he hungry

[slate fiber]

3...

[amber sun]

i need go to advance in histor

[slate fiber]

THOUSAND!

[keen swan]

[keen swan]

Yes

[open plume]

History mode?

[amber sun]

ok thanks

[south charm]

A thousand god damn you want to feed a colony?

[cyan pewter]

Ill still laugh while you punch me

[keen swan]

Lmao

Good

[open plume]

5 eggs is enough for me

[slate fiber]

FOOOOOOD

[keen swan]

He said he was in online so I didn’t pay attention

Lmao

[south charm]

Don’t you want more than just eggs tho? I can offer a peanut butter sandwich

[open plume]

Now he has to finish history mode

[slate fiber]

sandwich too

[open plume]

[slate fiber]

and sushi

and beans

and food

[cyan pewter]

Da cat

[south charm]

Ait chunky or smooth peanut butter?

[open plume]

Eggs and sausages with pancakes plus black coffee

[slate fiber]

smooth

[open plume]

[south charm]

Ait I got you fam

[slate fiber]

fooooooood

[open plume]

Sht

Now I gotta make smth to eat

God damit

[slate fiber]

fooooood

[open plume]

[slate fiber]

food

foood

[south charm]

Dammit now I’m hungry

[cyan pewter]

i havent had mcdonalds in quite a long time

[slate fiber]

i gota go eat food irl now!

[cyan pewter]

goodbye

enjoy

[slate fiber]

ok!

[south charm]

Same

[open plume]

Been trying not to eat fast food

[slate fiber]

ill hop on larter

[open plume]

Sht is hard

[cyan pewter]

goodbye u

unjoy

[cyan pewter]

ay

its ok just tell them to take their time

[open plume]

Tell who?

[cyan pewter]

people at mcdonalds

[open plume]

Haha

[cyan pewter]

or wherever

i am sorry

[south charm]

I like how general media just turned into general

[open plume]

It is general for a reason

[cyan pewter]

it can be used as general

[swift valley]

sugar content

[cyan pewter]

get sugar gree

free

[open plume]

Did someone insulted my Fanta?

[cyan pewter]

I love fanta

[open plume]

Coke zero all the way

[swift valley]

sugar free soda is like sex with your hand

its worse

[cyan pewter]

Cant say ive tried either

[swift valley]

both for you and in taste

[cyan pewter]

🙈

[open plume]

Coke zero tastes like heaven

Better than the regular ones

[swift valley]

coke and pepsi are nasty asf

[cyan pewter]

Das cool broski

[open plume]

Sht tastes like I'm drinking sugar

[cyan pewter]

u whining about sugar

disgust deez nutz

[swift valley]

I aint whining about nothing

[open plume]

Bruh

[swift valley]

I keep my body as desensitized to sugar as I can so when I need it I can use it

[cyan pewter]

Thanks for the explanation

[open plume]

Desentiwhat?

[cyan pewter]

he wants sugar rush more so he eat less sugar

[open plume]

[lofty kestrel]

So... close...

[plucky jacinth]

[worn pewter]

pull me in a sec

thats what your mom said

[south charm]

That’s

[worn zephyr]

uhhh

[plucky jacinth]

That's the moon

[south charm]

That’s the mon

[silk bay]

Guys it’s a ufo

Clearly

[south charm]

How high are you

[worn zephyr]

It's not a UFO because we just identified it

ez

[keen swan]

to many edibles my dude

[plucky jacinth]

💀💀

[lofty kestrel]

Its not the fucking moon

[south charm]

Yes it it’s

[lofty kestrel]

You guys wanna bet its not the moon????

[plucky jacinth]

Where's the moon then

[worn zephyr]

it just looks like a light...

[open plume]

Haha

[south charm]

Yes

[open plume]

Lmao

[lofty kestrel]

Ok one sec

[open plume]

Ffs

Lmfao

[silk bay]

Yeah I’ll bet

[south charm]

I bet 100 bucks it’s the moon

[plucky jacinth]

I'll bet my horse on rdr2 that it's the moon

[open plume]

That's moon behind clouds

Homie quit the sht

[worthy jolt]

oh good lord

[keen swan]

Damn we betting horses

[plucky jacinth]

LOL

[silk bay]

I bet 4 million dollars

[worthy jolt]

Area 51 conspirator, here

[south charm]

I bet my fucking autocorrect that’s a moon

[plucky jacinth]

I bet 5mil

[keen swan]

Ill bet my whole stable bro

[lofty kestrel]

thats the moon over there

[open plume]

Naruto runner in a military zone

[lofty kestrel]

its fucking not god damnit

[worthy jolt]

I bet my dick

[worn zephyr]

ill be 100$ it's not the moon nor a UFO

[worthy jolt]

Balls and all.

Balls and ALL.

[plucky jacinth]

Damn rog

[open plume]

Dude

[plucky jacinth]

Don't get freaky

[lofty kestrel]

i inow what the fuckin moon looks like

[open plume]

It's moon chill

[plucky jacinth]

LOL

[south charm]

That’s the Same ducking thing

[lofty kestrel]

the moon doesnt fucking appear, zoom over, then dissapear

[open plume]

What is it sativa?

[worthy jolt]

[plucky jacinth]

Clouds

[lofty kestrel]

..... no its not look at the other pic

[plucky jacinth]

The first pic looked zoomed in

[lofty kestrel]

look at the positioning its nowhere NEAR where thr first pic was jesus christ

[worthy jolt]

he edited a moon over

[open plume]

U on moonshine or smth?

[lofty kestrel]

look at the tree line

jesus christ

[plucky jacinth]

Moonshine strong shit

[south charm]

Holy shit he can edit

[plucky jacinth]

Wouldn't doubt

[worthy jolt]

conspirator alert 🚨

[silk bay]

Guys it’s in reverse

[worthy jolt]

conspirator alert 🚨

[worn zephyr]

what's the treeline supposed to tell us

[lofty kestrel]

for fucks sakes

[open plume]

Mixed shine with whiskey

[worthy jolt]

conspirator alert 🚨

[plucky jacinth]

LOOL

[lofty kestrel]

it shows its not the same pic nor the same object

[open plume]

Alex Jones entered the chat

[plucky jacinth]

Shine with whiskey would be a strong ass drink

[open plume]

Bob Lazar

[south charm]

He mixed shine with whisky yeehaw

[plucky jacinth]

Yes

[silk bay]

Great time tbh

[south charm]

Yup

[lofty kestrel]

i feel like anyone talking about alcohol like that is like 15 or younger lol

[open plume]

Got that moonshiner expansion

[lofty kestrel]

high school at the oldest

[plucky jacinth]

I'm 15 lmao

[south charm]

Um

Well ya see

[worn zephyr]

ok im gonna go back to being emo now

[open plume]

I'm 4 years old actually

[south charm]

I’m

[silk bay]

I get it but I’m 29 and actually have a problem lol

[open plume]

[plucky jacinth]

Material gworl

[open plume]

But I know that was the moon

[worn zephyr]

...ok

[plucky jacinth]

Has to be

[lofty kestrel]

u werent who i was talking about

[south charm]

I’m actually 1842

[lofty kestrel]

it's the moon in the second pic, yes

[open plume]

Dude relax

[lofty kestrel]

the first pic it was not. the moon doesnt fucking move like that

[keen swan]

Don't steal my age

[plucky jacinth]

First pic Is just zoomed in

[open plume]

Ive seen UFO footage

But

That's no ufo

[south charm]

Tf you talking about

[plucky jacinth]

LMAOAOAO

[lofty kestrel]

@plucky jacinth look at the god damn tree line

[silk bay]

Don’t 👏 appropriate 👏 my 👏 culture 👏

[keen swan]

Look at my bio lmao

[lofty kestrel]

first pic is zoomed in yes but look at the tree line they are nowhere near each other my god

[slate fiber]

are the 3 thousand eggs ready?

[south charm]

Nah

[worthy jolt]

you’re just as psychotic as when you named yourself mommy.

[plucky jacinth]

Pffft

[lofty kestrel]

Thanks

very cool

[worthy jolt]

👍

[south charm]

You just copied me

[silk bay]

Fr guys let’s calm down

[open plume]

Bob Lazar vibes here

[worthy jolt]

I’m only kidding

[plucky jacinth]

LOL

[keen swan]

Dude thats been in my bio for a week lmao

[south charm]

You sure????

[lofty kestrel]

and now theres a fucking jet zooming by

[keen swan]

Yes

[worn zephyr]

yeah it has

[lofty kestrel]

obviously to go check on the ufo

[worthy jolt]

looool

[south charm]

Idk

[plucky jacinth]

🧍‍♂️

[open plume]

U seen the footage of their movement?

[silk bay]

I’m glad you got to see it up close. I hope more people caught it

[worn zephyr]

well yall have fun with this

[open plume]

They don't stay when a plane or jet fly near then

They just zoom out

[worthy jolt]

Wdym where are you going claudia

[lofty kestrel]

holy shit that was crazy

[plucky jacinth]

They go poof

[worn zephyr]

anywhere but here

[lofty kestrel]

have u guys seen a stealh bomber cloak itself/dissapear??? its quite nuts

[open plume]

Yes

[lofty kestrel]

https://youtu.be/4YDlqVJm-5M

[open plume]

U seen the pyramid UFOs with 3 lights under

[lofty kestrel]

its only like a 30 second clip so everyone watch

[open plume]

Sry I meant weather balloons

[lofty kestrel]

dissapears around 20 swconds in

[open plume]

These are the new models?

[lofty kestrel]

Have you seen the ones the pentagon has released and specifically come out and said they aren't from this world?

[plucky jacinth]

It just flew off to where it was out of sight

[open plume]

The battleship footage?

Or the moon one?

[worthy jolt]

“ahem, redditor & twitter user, government conspirator here. now, akshually, ufo’s date back to the 1178 bce when odysseus sacked troy….”

[lofty kestrel]

Sort of. It tilted up at an angle

[plucky jacinth]

Mhm

[lofty kestrel]

@open plume theres two battleship ones. the moon one is fake unfortunately

[plucky jacinth]

The illusion makes it look like it disappeared into thin air

Which is crazy

[lofty kestrel]

the tic tac ufo is one of the real ones @open plume

[open plume]

The battleship chatter was funny as hell

They where shocked and frozen of what they were watching

[lofty kestrel]

I'm so happy like beam me tf up scotty

[south charm]

Yo tomorrow I turn 1843

[lofty kestrel]

I'll volunteer to get 👉👈 probed 👉👈

[open plume]

Bruh

I wanna smoke some stuff with aliens if they ever come here

[south charm]

Mmmm

Meatloaf

[lofty kestrel]

I just wanna talk to them

[open plume]

Like alien meth or some sht

[lofty kestrel]

lets go back to general

[plucky jacinth]

Alien meth would probably be an instant kill

Depending

[mossy jacinth]

[south charm]

Ok we went from red dead to alien meth in like .5 seconds

[open plume]

Lmao

[plucky jacinth]

LOL

[south charm]

Do we need a new chat tab just for alien meth

Someone get Alden we need an alien meth chat

[open plume]

Yes

[lofty kestrel]

@fresh kelp his name is tuna and this is how he sleeps 😂😂😂

[fresh kelp]

AWW LOL

when cats have their mouths even the tiniest bit open its hilarious

[lofty kestrel]

I know lmaoooo i love his lil teef

@fresh kelp this was 0.0001 seconds after i gave him a treat

[fresh kelp]

LOL

[lofty kestrel]

https://instagram.com/reddeadboris?utm_medium=copy_link @open plume

[lofty kestrel]

Heres what i mean abt the chocolate. melted enough to where its soft but is still like in the same shape

What i mean by cooking every part of the marshmellow perfectly @keen swan @south charm

[keen swan]

FUCK

I'm hungry now

[south charm]

Omg it’s beautiful

Which one is mine

[lofty kestrel]

ive literally had someone who hated smores all their life try one bite then immediately eat like two plates full multiple times lol

[keen swan]

Give them all to me

[lofty kestrel]

the one with the least amount of spit

[keen swan]

please

[south charm]

Nah I atleast want one

[keen swan]

Oh?

[lofty kestrel]

i think theres a way to mail them fr

im jking abt the spit lol

[south charm]

Ik

[keen swan]

They wouldn't be good by the time they got here

[south charm]

He

He

No ye

Autocorrect

[lofty kestrel]

they would if u heated them in the microwave for like 10-15 seconds

[keen swan]

Why did you start a party with me Austin👀

[south charm]

Idk

I got nobody to talk to

[lofty kestrel]

usually when theyre all done ill have the plate above the stove just so everything can melt together perfectly

[keen swan]

Rip

[open plume]

For gods sake

[keen swan]

Oh fuck your making me hungry

[open plume]

I'm gonna eat some eggs and sausages with coffee

Be right back

[keen swan]

Now I want smores

[open plume]

God damn it

[keen swan]

LMAO

[south charm]

I mean you gonna join or just be rude?

[lofty kestrel]

@keen swan make em!! use my method lol

[south charm]

Nah I’m kidding

[keen swan]

I don't have the stuff

[lofty kestrel]

i guarentee you'll fall in love with them

and by proxy, me

~*

[keen swan]

and no store is open at 11pm

[south charm]

Fine be rude then

[lofty kestrel]

damn everywhere is open at 11 pm here

i only trust one store to buy my smores materials from tho

walgreens

no cap

[keen swan]

Bro I don't talk lmao

[south charm]

Why not

[keen swan]

I'd just be sitting there in silence

[south charm]

Sooooo

[keen swan]

Bc i'm shy mf

[lofty kestrel]

Shooters shoot

[south charm]

I’m not scary

[slate fiber]

is egg ready?

[keen swan]

Theres only like 2 people on discord thats heard my voice lmao

[south charm]

How old are you if you don’t mind me asking

[lofty kestrel]

LMAO

[south charm]

Let’s mKe it 3

[keen swan]

1,842

[worthy jolt]

[slate fiber]

is food ready! it been 1hr!

[worthy jolt]

[south charm]

No seriously

[lofty kestrel]

shooters shoooot

[slate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption2dance-rdr2dance-red-dead-redemption-dance-video-game-gif-17741354

[lofty kestrel]

@south charm

[slate fiber]

party

[south charm]

What

[worthy jolt]

the answer is in the last 2 numbers

[keen swan]

It is some combination of the numbers in 1,842

[south charm]

Your 60

[worthy jolt]

welp

[lofty kestrel]

i know it lol

[keen swan]

NO

[lofty kestrel]

i feel special

[south charm]

Oh wait

15

[keen swan]

no

[south charm]

Then what

[slate fiber]

idk

[lofty kestrel]

can i give him a hint

[keen swan]

18 mf damn

[worthy jolt]

no

[south charm]

Dammit

[worthy jolt]

ok.

[lofty kestrel]

rip

[slate fiber]

rip

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[keen swan]

Literally the first 2 numbers in 1,842

[south charm]

Oh

[slate fiber]

bruh

[south charm]

Join da party

[slate fiber]

party

[keen swan]

WhY

[south charm]

Sit in silence idc

[lofty kestrel]

I'm gonna go cuddle with my cat

[slate fiber]

@south charm is the food ready!?

[keen swan]

give him some kisses for me

[south charm]

No

[slate fiber]

WHYYYYY

[south charm]

Join plz:(

[keen swan]

JeSuS

[slate fiber]

join what?

[lofty kestrel]

lenny face

[south charm]

I got a friend in you

[lofty kestrel]

it wouldnt let me post the actual lenny face

[keen swan]

[lofty kestrel]

not lenny summers the like emoji made up one

[slate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption2-smithers-the-simpsons-arthur-morgan-gif-12798572

[south charm]

Say something I’m giving up on you

[keen swan]

LMAO

[slate fiber]

nope

[keen swan]

Your gonna make me put my mic in to tell you to shut up lmao

[south charm]

Yup

[slate fiber]

do it!

[south charm]

Do it

[slate fiber]

ya!

do it

do it

[south charm]

Do to

[slate fiber]

do i

[south charm]

Do it

[slate fiber]

do it

[south charm]

Do it

Do it

[slate fiber]

do it

[south charm]

Do it

Say something I’m giving up on you

[slate fiber]

they left??

they chicked out

lol

[keen swan]

Get fucked lol

[south charm]

Got you gave me a heart attack

[slate fiber]

same!

[keen swan]

LMAO

[slate fiber]

what the hell!

[keen swan]

Google gave you a heart attack

[lofty kestrel]

wtf goin on here lol

[south charm]

Your mic unmuted an my heart skipped a beat

[slate fiber]

stuff

[lofty kestrel]

oh word

[keen swan]

lmfao

[lofty kestrel]

thanks kanye very cool

[south charm]

How old do you think I am just curious

[lofty kestrel]

@south charm 15

[slate fiber]

you guys in vc?

[south charm]

Damn your one off

[keen swan]

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? sorry.

16

[slate fiber]

rip

[lofty kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-lois-mom-gif-23498967

[south charm]

Nah 14

[keen swan]

LMAO Yes Family guy

Beautiful

[south charm]

Please never say mommy sorry again

[slate fiber]

please

never

[keen swan]

Mommy? Sorry mommy? Sorry mommy? Sorry

[south charm]

Keep your mic unmuted the silence is deafening

[keen swan]

Lmfao

[slate fiber]

shut

[south charm]

Idk

[keen swan]

👀

[slate fiber]

balls

[south charm]

Where you from you have a bit of an accent

[keen swan]

Casually joins discord vc on my phone

What kind of accent though

First off

[south charm]

A bit southern

[keen swan]

Okay lol

Georgia

[slate fiber]

SoUtHeRn

[south charm]

Knew it

[keen swan]

How did you know

[south charm]

I can tel by the accent

I was born in Tennessee

[keen swan]

My accent isn’t super thick tho

[slate fiber]

I'm from the GOLDEN STATE

[south charm]

I can tell an accent when. I hear one

You fuck Cali

[keen swan]

Fucking Tennessee boys are always the ones I make friends with I swear

[south charm]

Well guess we gotta be friends now

[keen swan]

Not saying that’s bad lmao

[south charm]

I don’t live there now tho

[slate fiber]

am i freind?????

[south charm]

I grew up there for 4 years

[keen swan]

Are you 👀

[slate fiber]

idk

[keen swan]

Where do you leave now then

[slate fiber]

am i?

[south charm]

I’m your best friend Kells

[slate fiber]

what 'bout me??

[keen swan]

Ehhhhh

Sure

Both of ya are

[slate fiber]

ay 🙂

[south charm]

Ok why are we in two voice chats again

[keen swan]

I don’t know

Lmao

[south charm]

Imma leave the discord one

Unless you wanna talk

[slate fiber]

talking is over rated

[keen swan]

Do you think I’m gonna talk 👀

[south charm]

Idk

[keen swan]

Probably not

Because I never talk

[south charm]

That’s a shame

[slate fiber]

very sad

[keen swan]

You can ask one of my other friends in this server lol we just sit in silence

[south charm]

I like your southern accent

[keen swan]

Thanks

I actually hated it for a long time

[slate fiber]

can i friend you both?

[south charm]

I like it

[slate fiber]

yay

[keen swan]

Yeee

[slate fiber]

friend

friend acuired

[south charm]

Unmuted your mic 😦

Why emoji

I didn’t put you

[keen swan]

I’ve been sitting in this mission screen for like 20 minutes

[slate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/friend-spongebob-smile-want-gif-23862635

[south charm]

Lol

[keen swan]

Oh Jesus

[slate fiber]

i have 3 freeidns now

[south charm]

Unmute

Unmuted

Unmuted

[keen swan]

wym

[south charm]

Unmuted me

[keen swan]

I'm still muted lol

[south charm]

Autocorrect why

[keen swan]

rip

[south charm]

I said unmute

[keen swan]

why tho

[south charm]

Cause I like your accent

[keen swan]

You'll just hear typing

[south charm]

Soooooooo

[slate fiber]

that alot of "o"s

[south charm]

Only if cat had PlayStation

Unmute

[slate fiber]

i have PC 😦

[south charm]

Pleas:(

[keen swan]

Rip

[slate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[south charm]

Unmute and I’ll unmute too

[keen swan]

Let me finish watching this video

[south charm]

Mkay

I sent a discord friend request

[slate fiber]

@south charm can you accept freind request?

[south charm]

Hold on cat I’ll accept your bro

[slate fiber]

Ya

[south charm]

How old are you cat

[slate fiber]

Idk

[south charm]

Um

Ok

[keen swan]

1,811

[south charm]

Ya I’m 1842

[slate fiber]

I’m like 13,938,282,227,947,473,374 years old

Older than the sun

[south charm]

Damn your young

[keen swan]

1,814

[south charm]

1442

[slate fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-baby-frown-cry-tantrums-gif-4649018

Don’t call me young

[south charm]

Almost 1542

[keen swan]

oof yeah 1,442

[south charm]

Am I funny?

[slate fiber]

Ya

You funny

[south charm]

Thx

Atleast someone thinks so

[keen swan]

your funneh

[slate fiber]

You funny

[south charm]

I’m afraid to talk:(

Girls scare me

[slate fiber]

Gun

Knife

[hollow basin]

Are those Bayonets?

[steel halo]

17 inch bayonets

yes

[hollow basin]

Seeeesh

[keen swan]

"Don't laugh at me"

[slate fiber]

Ummm

[hollow basin]

Howd you cop em

[slate fiber]

Uhhh

[steel halo]

cop em?

[open plume]

Show the rifles mister

[hollow basin]

Get them

[steel halo]

Oh no

Those ain't mine

I wish

[hollow basin]

Top one gotta be a garand

[keen swan]

Fake ass mf

[open plume]

I said show the rifles Mister

[steel halo]

ok

uh

[keen swan]

Doing fake accents

[steel halo]

I donthave a pic of the gun

But

[hollow basin]

Are you the Rifle Bandit?

[open plume]

You mean

[steel halo]

It's a shotgun

[open plume]

U just shot the bayonets

?

Not the guns?

[steel halo]

I don't have

eh nvm

[hollow basin]

Where were the pics from ?

Internet?

[slate fiber]

Uhh

[steel halo]

Yea

[hollow basin]

Oh

Loll

[slate fiber]

Were my friends go.

[exotic scroll]

why no bayonets in rdo

[slate fiber]

……

[exotic scroll]

ok yea that would probably be op

[steel halo]

fr

[exotic scroll]

nvm

[steel halo]

true actually

[hollow basin]

It wouldn’t be op lol

[exotic scroll]

being able to stab and shoot without switching weapons

[open plume]

Where is my drum mag with bayonets on shotgun?

[steel halo]

kinda

[hollow basin]

It’s literally close combat

[open plume]

I want them in rdo

[steel halo]

bro

That'd

Ruin the gun

like

[exotic scroll]

Where's my handheld Maxim gun

[steel halo]

An M1897

[open plume]

Where are the silencers?

[steel halo]

With a drum mag

[exotic scroll]

dude you can carry fucking boxes of ammo in your pocket like nothing

[open plume]

Someone answer

[steel halo]

That's cursed bro

[hollow basin]

I was surprised they had the mauser gun in the game

[exotic scroll]

4 guns on you at the same time and shit

Why can't you carry the minigun around

[steel halo]

It was invented before 1899

[open plume]

Mini maxim gun in a briefcase

[steel halo]

Same with the pump action

[hollow basin]

But like it’s german manufactured

[steel halo]

yea

[hollow basin]

So it was surprising

[steel halo]

it's a game tho

If

That's

[hollow basin]

Like I said bro

[steel halo]

A valid argument

[hollow basin]

It was surprising

[open plume]

Mausers need silencer

[steel halo]

how'd they get the uh

C9

other number

[exotic scroll]

You're acting like weapons aren't imported

[steel halo]

spell check

[hollow basin]

Shhhhh i was waiting for nyoom to pick that up

Lmao

[steel halo]

what

[exotic scroll]

it's not like the world is at war or anything yet so why wouldnt you be able to buy German guns

[hollow basin]

U lost nyoom

[open plume]

Weapon import and export dlc when?

[steel halo]

how tf do you think they got the krag

[exotic scroll]

yea

[hollow basin]

Guys relax

[exotic scroll]

funny how a foreign rifle is better than the springfield

[steel halo]

5 shots

[open plume]

Which one?

Carcano?

[steel halo]

The Krag-Jørgensen

[exotic scroll]

and the Carcano is better than the Rolling Block

[hollow basin]

Fun fact; the Mauser gun started WW1

🤣

[exotic scroll]

the only good American guns are the revolvers and the pistol in story mode

and the shotguns of course

[open plume]

Carcano the gun that killed jfk

[exotic scroll]

and repeaters

[open plume]

Op as sht

[hollow basin]

Dang

[exotic scroll]

call me lee harvey oswald the way I be carcanoing mfs

[hollow basin]

💀

[steel halo]

Sawed off lever action shotgun when

[open plume]

Lee Harvey with curved bullets

[hollow basin]

“I’m the school janitor”

[steel halo]

I want terminator gun

[open plume]

Terminator shotgun in the game

The lever action one

[hollow basin]

No way

[steel halo]

i ment

Like

No stock

Hand held

[exotic scroll]

A plasma rifle in the 40 megawatt range

[open plume]

Yea no stock and sawed off barrel

[hollow basin]

Lazer gun in rdr2 when

[steel halo]

fr

alien invasion mode when

[open plume]

When they add a futuristic dlc

[exotic scroll]

Aint it just the repeating shotgun though

[steel halo]

It is

[exotic scroll]

Gun is shit but

[hollow basin]

Cowboys vs aliens update

[exotic scroll]

that's the gun

[open plume]

This is a 1887 shotgun

The one in the game

[hollow basin]

Oh

The Lever

[open plume]

Modern warfare flashbacks