general-media

[steel halo]

Teddy best president

change my mind

[keen swan]

FBI agents tracking you now

[real verge]

teddy got his nickname for not shooting a baby bear

A cub

[open plume]

Lil Nas x best president

[real verge]

I revealed joe bidens secret weakness, I'm going to prison

[keen swan]

I’d rather set myself on fire

[open plume]

Good

[steel halo]

He isn't a president yet

So

You cant say that

[civic compass]

Yet, lol

[steel halo]

yea

[keen swan]

👀 have fun

[real verge]

not yet

[steel halo]

idk

[real verge]

The when the the when the bar of soap slips out of your hand in prison

[keen swan]

I might move back to general because the fuckin pictures popping up aggravate me

[real verge]

Lez go general

[open plume]

Bella

[real verge]

Millions of views for bobbing her head, crackhead video

Even I could do that

a monkey could do that

a dog could do that

[open plume]

@real verge but she's attractive

[keen swan]

A baby does it better than Bella

[civic compass]

Filtered moment

[steel halo]

top hat with box lock pistol in it

I would buy that

[real verge]

pepperbox pistol > bella

[civic compass]

Legit

[steel halo]

I don't know who bella is but I agree

[real verge]

that stupid girl bobbing her head on tiktok

[open plume]

Get scared

[civic compass]

Why do you have all of these downloaded

[real verge]

thats all she does is Bob her head like wtf

[open plume]

@civic compass idk

[civic compass]

I know your phone is suffering

[real verge]

I hope she isn't using a data plan for this

[open plume]

I have over 100 furry videos on my phone

[keen swan]

And on that note I’m leaving this chat

[steel halo]

Pathetic

[open plume]

I have a lot of space on my phone

[real verge]

Your phone and all those furries need to be burned, just sayin

[steel halo]

I have over 1000 random memes i will never use

[keen swan]

Can I steal that lmao

[real verge]

LMAO

[bronze flower]

Do it

[real verge]

I'm stealing it without asking

[bronze flower]

I didn’t make it lol

[keen swan]

That’s good

Lmao

[steel halo]

Im not taking anymore memes

[keen swan]

Oop

[steel halo]

the most horrifying weapons of war

[steel halo]

Bad spelling

Dies

[real verge]

going to triple hell > being a furry

[civic compass]

Your parents need to stage an intervention

[steel halo]

I personally donthave a peoblwm with them

As long as they don't

[real verge]

Lmao yes

[steel halo]

do the nasty

With animals

[keen swan]

There’s no intervention good enough to save them

[real verge]

I've seen extremely degenerate furries

[keen swan]

They are to long gone

I refuse to watch any of the videos

[open plume]

@steel halo zoophiles are disgusting

You're scared for that one @keen swan

[real verge]

Yah furries are bad

[open plume]

Zoophiles

[steel halo]

They are

[real verge]

Yeah, furries

[keen swan]

I’m not scared I just refuse to watch the shit you send

[bronze flower]

I wanna own a colt navy so bad.

Or colt SAA

[real verge]

Ikr

[steel halo]

All zoophiles that wake in the moening should be greeted with a coach fun pointing directly at their head

[open plume]

@real verge no zoophiles are different from furries

[steel halo]

i have one

Not real

but

i do

[keen swan]

I’ve got a friend that has 2 old revolvers

[steel halo]

Have one

[bronze flower]

Like a replica?

[steel halo]

Yea

[steel halo]

nice

[keen swan]

He’s got the cattleman equivalent and the Navy equivalent

[bronze flower]

Yo, anyone watch Yellowstone?

[real verge]

yeah furries = zoophiles, you don't have to tell me twice

[steel halo]

Colt Single action and a navy?

[keen swan]

I wanted to

[steel halo]

those are some nice guns

[real verge]

actual good meme:

[keen swan]

Oh yeah

[bronze flower]

Colt Model 1851 to be exact.

[keen swan]

He loves those gun

[steel halo]

I've got the 1860 army

[bronze flower]

My cowboy friends own some. Henry rifles too.

[keen swan]

Dude you’ve probably posted your entire fucking phone gallery chill out

[real verge]

YEAH, furries are zoophiles, stop telling me so many times, I get it, they have relations with animals, why you so obsessed with telling me they're zoophiles

[open plume]

@keen swan I haven't posted everything

[keen swan]

Chill out regardless

[steel halo]

my uncle has a pearl grip colt single action

[bronze flower]

They won’t let me work on their ranch since I don’t know how to ride a horse lol

[steel halo]

and i think my cousin has one of those long ones

[open plume]

@real verge zoophiles are furries but regular furries don't associate themselves with zoophiles

[real verge]

pissing off shady until the point they go crazy

[keen swan]

You don’t have to know how to ride a horse to work on a ranch though.. but I understand why they wouldn’t let you

[real verge]

ok bro, they're animals, they like animals sexually, stop tellin me man

[keen swan]

It’s not hard to learn either

[bronze flower]

They need a wrangler and I ain’t much of one.

[keen swan]

Ah okay that makes sense

[steel halo]

I should learn to ride a horse

[keen swan]

this furry bitch is pissing me off slightly

[oblique shale]

What the fuck

[keen swan]

I learned a while back. It’s fun

[open plume]

@keen swan lol

[steel halo]

my grandpa and uncle both have ranches

[bronze flower]

I wanna own a horse but good lord are they expensive with upkeep alone.

[open plume]

I'm not a furry

[steel halo]

And one has a ton of horses

[oblique shale]

Why did I get the cattle rustler role

[keen swan]

Oh definitely

[keen swan]

You talked enough to level up

[real verge]

shady dont make me go trump voter, pro wall, anti furry, conservative mode on you

lmao

[keen swan]

Pls do lmfao

[bronze flower]

God forbid a horse you own get injured that requires a veterinarian

[keen swan]

I used to work with horses often, still do a good amount. It can be rough to keep them healthy

[steel halo]

The main reason I haven't ridden a horse is because they kick

and

[keen swan]

I take care of a girls horses and she barrel races

[steel halo]

You can literally die from a kick the head

[keen swan]

The amount of food they get is insane

[oblique shale]

One time my teacher forced me to get on a horse

It was kinda fun

[real verge]

Hell yeah they do, my dad told me once that he was leading a horse with a friend of his, he got behind the horse and got kicked literally out of his tennis shoes

[keen swan]

It is very possible but as long as it’s a calmer horse your okay

[oblique shale]

It got weird when the horse started shitting itself mid way

[bronze flower]

Pro tip: If you want to go behind a horse, Keep your hand on the rear so the horse knows where you are.

[bronze flower]

So you don’t get kicked.

[steel halo]

ok

So

[keen swan]

Let the horse know your there basically

[steel halo]

Dont go behind the horse

i will remember that

[real verge]

horses are mean crestures

[civic compass]

[steel halo]

strong too

[keen swan]

Most people say if you do walk a good distance away from their hind end

[bronze flower]

Don’t approach from behind. That’s how you’ll keep from getting your skull crushed.

[real verge]

like frickin kangaroos bro

if horses didn't exist, horse power would be kangaroo power

[keen swan]

Lmfao

[steel halo]

roo power

[keen swan]

If I keep seeing furry videos I’m going to cuss someone out dude

[bronze flower]

I did have a horse buck me once. Didn’t feel good when I hit the dirt.

[oblique shale]

Giraffes are just african horses change my mind

[real verge]

Theory: Australians are kangaroos in lifelike human costumes

[keen swan]

Very tall African horses

[steel halo]

Still probably better than getting kicked

[real verge]

Shady I'm gonna distribute my entire foot up yo ass

[bronze flower]

Oh yeah. I’d rather be bucked than kicked.

[oblique shale]

I'm in class, my teacher doesn't give a shit I'm on discord, feels good.

[real verge]

gonna use the meme the mod sent

[real verge]

@open plume

[keen swan]

Someone shot a gun next to me when I was riding my horse which spooked my horse and my foot got stuck in the stirrup and after I hit my head I got dragged a good 10 feet before I got my foot out

[real verge]

cringe

[real verge]

LMAO

[open plume]

@real verge

[keen swan]

I got a concussion from that shit

[oblique shale]

My horse died because I forgot to move it away from a vault i was gonna explode

[keen swan]

Lmao

[bronze flower]

Wish R* would add a rancher role, with ranchers able to hire cowboys, go on cattle drives, Sell a herd of cattle, buy and breed horses and the like.

[real verge]

oh I'm sure

[keen swan]

Breeding horses would be amazing

[real verge]

can we lasso shady and drag them 50 miles down a gravel road

[oblique shale]

They also should add a sheriff role

[steel halo]

cap and ball revolvers

[real verge]

[open plume]

@real verge you're a low level

[steel halo]

Nah, lawman role

[bronze flower]

I agree with that.

[steel halo]

Maybe with ranks

[real verge]

I'm a high level ignoramus, take that back

[oblique shale]

Ye ye

[steel halo]

from deputy to marshal

[open plume]

@real verge

[bronze flower]

From a deputy marshal to sheriff to Marshal

[keen swan]

I got yelled at by the person teaching me to ride after that bullshit

[bronze flower]

Deputy sheriff*

[oblique shale]

Because now all you can get is a walmart store roleplay that you're a lawman

[keen swan]

Like mf I didn’t tell the guy to shoot a gun next to me

[keen swan]

Please fuck off

[real verge]

Yes fuck off

[oblique shale]

Do you guys think R* will add a very big update this year, because we didn't get anything for christmas

[keen swan]

Probably an outlaw pass

[open plume]

@keen swan

[keen swan]

Ahaha funny now fuck off

[open plume]

Lol

[real verge]

That scope

[open plume]

@steel halo Rolling block rifle

[real verge]

Jesus Christ

[keen swan]

[open plume]

And the Lancaster

[bronze flower]

The life I want.

[oblique shale]

Please tie yourself up and go in a coffin

[keen swan]

You and me both hun

[bronze flower]

Big nice house and a whole heap of land.

[open plume]

@oblique shale

[steel halo]

no

Sharps carbine

And illbe honesy

[oblique shale]

LMFAO

[steel halo]

Honest

[open plume]

Rolling block

[steel halo]

No

Def no

[open plume]

Carcano rifle

[steel halo]

bro

[keen swan]

dude just said it’s not a rolling block

[open plume]

Carcana rifle

[steel halo]

it's a civil war museum

[open plume]

Lol

[keen swan]

He just fucking said what it was

[steel halo]

There ain't gonna be the damn carcano

[open plume]

😂

[real verge]

the south wins next time

[oblique shale]

Imagine what GTAO discord would look like

[keen swan]

Toxic

Incredibly toxic

[steel halo]

Wouldn't join that

[oblique shale]

Omg guys he destroyed my crates he rker!!11!11

[real verge]

sheesh I couldn't imagine how toxic

[keen swan]

I’d join to watch people fight lmfao

[steel halo]

"states rats"

[real verge]

texerssss! Yerrr!

[oblique shale]

The biggest question of all time

Is

[steel halo]

bro r* should add the Sharps carbine

[oblique shale]

Favorite town or place in RDR2?

[bronze flower]

Valentine

[real verge]

Saint Denis

[steel halo]

It's one of the classic old west guns

[open plume]

@oblique shale valentine

[oblique shale]

I kinda like Saint Denis

[real verge]

Stop pinging you loser

[oblique shale]

But it feels restrictive

[keen swan]

Unpopular opinion: Strawberry, or Saint Dennis

[steel halo]

Rhodes or Valentine

[civic compass]

Blackwater is pretty chill

[bronze flower]

I’m not a fan of Strawberry

[keen swan]

Blackwater is

[real verge]

I'm gonna go classic firearms and eoka yo ass

[keen swan]

I like blackwater as well

[oblique shale]

strawberry feels free as hell tbh

[steel halo]

Blackwater is nice

[oblique shale]

Just some town near a big mountain

[open plume]

@real verge

[oblique shale]

With a river

[open plume]

No one goes to blackwater

[civic compass]

The best thing about Strawberry is sitting on top of the sheriff's office

[keen swan]

Exactly. I love the mountains and rocks and stuff

[oblique shale]

Sad that a certain someone had to wipe a town though

[civic compass]

False

[keen swan]

It’s pretty to me

[real verge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-banned-banned-banned-message-mickey-mouse-club-gif-17668002

[steel halo]

Literally musket stock

[keen swan]

Beautiful

[open plume]

@real verge
https://c.tenor.com/1t8z7QluZukAAAAM/joeyworldtour.gif

[real verge]

Nyoom can I put a suppressor on a musket

[keen swan]

I must download that

[steel halo]

maybe

Im not an expert

lol

[oblique shale]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-astolfo-goro-majima-yakuza-fate-gif-21646790

[open plume]

No one goes to blackwater

[real verge]

suppressor maybe needs to hold more gas than normal?

[open plume]

What a waste of 5 minutes traveling there

[civic compass]

Saying it again doesn't make you right

[steel halo]

that's where I buy everything tho

[keen swan]

Wrong. I’m always there so fuck off

[oblique shale]

I've actually never been to blackwater yet

[keen swan]

There’s always 4 other people there as well

[real verge]

watch me prove you right

[real verge]

Joe biden is cool

[oblique shale]

I'd say most people would go to valentine

[real verge]

Joe Biden is cool

[steel halo]

All them pistols

[open plume]

@keen swan there's nothing to do there so

[real verge]

Nothing changed

[bronze flower]

1. Valentine
2. Rhodes
3. Blackwater
4. Saint Denis
5. Armadillo (Literally full of disease F teir town)

[civic compass]

Zoo wee mama

[keen swan]

Casually listening to Eminem and typing without trying to type the words out which is surprising

[oblique shale]

You forgot Strawberry

[real verge]

Does anyone here like diet soda

[keen swan]

About the same as any other town

[steel halo]

flintlock weapons are cool

Change my mind

[open plume]

@keen swan wrong

[real verge]

I wont cause its the right opinion

[open plume]

There's nothing to do in that area

Just a desert and boring

[oblique shale]

I don't, but we have like a really good soda in Denmark called Faxe Konda, if you're ever in Denmark buy that shit, it's the water of the gods

[civic compass]

Great Plains headass

You and your furry spam are boring

[open plume]

I'm not a furry

[oblique shale]

You are

[keen swan]

Empty and boring like your head

[oblique shale]

Red flags all over you

[real verge]

Yes you are

[keen swan]

Lost count of all the red flags

[oblique shale]

It's too much to count

[real verge]

Uh, 271

[oblique shale]

Nevermind

[keen swan]

Not a number high enough for this bitches red flags

[civic compass]

Self denial can be pretty serious

[steel halo]

I think I have a video of a reenactor at Fort Niagara

[steel halo]

Can't find it tho

[real verge]

ikr

[oblique shale]

1 : denial

[real verge]

you should be ashamed of yourself

[keen swan]

Honey I can get you a therapist if you need one. you definitely fucking need one

[steel halo]

Epic Brown bess demonstration

[real verge]

I'll pay for it

[oblique shale]

I've never done it before, but do any of you just kill a town for fun?

[steel halo]

Uhhh

Sometimes

[keen swan]

Definitely

[oblique shale]

Is it fun

[civic compass]

No, I've never

[real verge]

@steel halo ever hear of wheellocks?

[steel halo]

uhhh

[keen swan]

Especially in online

[steel halo]

Sometimes

[steel halo]

I think so

[keen swan]

I fuck cops up in online

[oblique shale]

I'm a fucking Phsycopath in RDR2

[steel halo]

Don't know how they work tho

[real verge]

Flintlock but wheellock

[oblique shale]

I'd tie up people, torture them and then kill them

[keen swan]

Yessss

[steel halo]

Huh

Odd looking

[keen swan]

I do that to my friends

[real verge]

I think it uses a wheel under tension, probably a simular idea

[keen swan]

We have a ritual

[real verge]

Flint strikes steel, creating sparks

[oblique shale]

Yea I got a ritual too

I tie up someone, and then throw 8 knives at them

If they can survive it

I'll let them go

[real verge]

So you let no one go

[keen swan]

Bro I can’t even see fucking conversations because this bitch keeps spamming furry videos

[oblique shale]

LMFAO

[steel halo]

the evolution of gun

1#

[steel halo]

Firework

[oblique shale]

Noone survived yet

Not my problem

[steel halo]

2#

uhhh

[real verge]

SHADY

[steel halo]

long metal stick with wood and string

3#

[keen swan]

FUCK OFF

[steel halo]

Long metal stick with

wood

And

[real verge]

I'm going to grab your balls so hard we'll both hear the pop

[steel halo]

Powder

And

Spark

[oblique shale]

What's the most sadistic way you've ever killed a person in rdr2

[steel halo]

Woa

[open plume]

I don't own balls

[steel halo]

I shot them and watched them bleed

[oblique shale]

That's a good one

[keen swan]

Done an entire ritual to sacrifice someone

[oblique shale]

When you realize most of RDR2 Community likes to torture people for fun

[real verge]

GRRR

[civic compass]

I'm about to send a letter to Mr. Carruthers

[keen swan]

I wanna do that to Shady right now

[steel halo]

Anybody know the best places to shoot to make someone bleed?

[keen swan]

Which I rarely want to do by the way

[real verge]

RDR2 players are sociopaths, change my mind

[oblique shale]

She's a ps player

Maybe we can find her

[civic compass]

Carotid artery?

[keen swan]

Hmmmm

[steel halo]

thanks

[real verge]

I've burned people alive, watch trains run them over, blown heads off, poisoned people

[keen swan]

Got my PS4 on right now

[steel halo]

I just shoot them in the stomach and hope for the best

[oblique shale]

Lmfao let the genocide begin

[open plume]

for crying out loud, stop it

[real verge]

eat lead but shortcut

[open plume]

😩

[keen swan]

Fuck yes

If I find her and she’s online it’s over lmfao

[oblique shale]

Make sure

To cast 8 knives at her

[real verge]

Lol

[oblique shale]

For my sake

[real verge]

Shady got muted

[open plume]

muted

dub

[real verge]

Am I next

[oblique shale]

Iram sir

[keen swan]

Discord isn’t her psn

[oblique shale]

You are the savior

[keen swan]

Fuck

[civic compass]

Thank goodness

[real verge]

thank jesus

[oblique shale]

That's unfortunate

[real verge]

gobless

[keen swan]

We have been blessed

[civic compass]

Miracles do happen

[real verge]

prayers have been answered

[keen swan]

I can make her quit the game lmao

[real verge]

God has been proven to be real

Lmao

[oblique shale]

I shall sacrifice people for our new god

[keen swan]

Yessss

[real verge]

who muted her

[oblique shale]

Ofc I'll put 8 knife rule

[real verge]

Whoever did it is the second coming of jesus

[oblique shale]

Although

[keen swan]

I don’t know but I love them

[steel halo]

Gatling guns on the back of wagons

[oblique shale]

Noone survived 8 yet

[open plume]

the mods ofc

[keen swan]

Who ever muted her gets all my love

[real verge]

ya dont say

[oblique shale]

Which mod

[idle epoch]

[real verge]

ah

[open plume]

^

[civic compass]

You Saint

[keen swan]

Was it you 👀

[steel halo]

Mitrailleuse

[oblique shale]

Our beloved god

[real verge]

bewxre is our jesus

the second son of gob

[keen swan]

[oblique shale]

Mesiah has come to this land at last

[real verge]

gobless

[keen swan]

Lmfao

[civic compass]

All hail

[oblique shale]

All hail

[real verge]

All hail

[keen swan]

Our new god

[real verge]

Our new god

[keen swan]

Make sure you do plenty of sacrifices

[oblique shale]

Yes

[real verge]

blood for the blood gods

[oblique shale]

You don't even know the shit I'm about to comit

[keen swan]

I’ll even be a sacrifice

[civic compass]

That's a good picture for a what happens next

[keen swan]

Video it so I have a good video to watch while I go to sleep

[oblique shale]

lmfao

[keen swan]

Lmao

[oblique shale]

Unfortunately

[real verge]

ooga booga ooga booga
blood for the blood gods
booga ooga booga ooga
blood for the blood gods

[oblique shale]

I'm in school

[keen swan]

FUCK

[oblique shale]

But my teacher does not give a shit

That I'm on discord

[civic compass]

School? Say it isn't so

[keen swan]

Big win

[oblique shale]

We even have gaming classes

Life is paradise

[steel halo]

big boat

[real verge]

You didn't bring a 72 inch samsung television with a PS5 and RDR2 disc to school? Cringe

[keen swan]

Big W

[keen swan]

Indeed

[oblique shale]

omg sorry

Im a sinner

[steel halo]

canadian border

[civic compass]

That's for the end of the year

[steel halo]

canda

canada

[real verge]

but but

[steel halo]

quebec

[keen swan]

He must be sacrificed now

[oblique shale]

Is it emberrassing that I use a ps4

[civic compass]

No

[steel halo]

bro

[real verge]

yes

[oblique shale]

phew

[steel halo]

i use ps4

[civic compass]

That is a console and jet built into one

[keen swan]

I use PS4 man

[oblique shale]

LMFAO

[idle epoch]

no i still use the ps4

[keen swan]

Mf sounds like it’s gonna take off

[real verge]

I want an Xbox Series X

[oblique shale]

Although

The actual emberrassing thing is

[real verge]

[oblique shale]

I have to use remote play

[real verge]

I'm so poor

[oblique shale]

Because I don't have space for a monitor

[real verge]

Buy me Robux pls

[keen swan]

Mine is actually quiet right now

[oblique shale]

My fucking PC

Is built IN A WALL

I can move it around n shit

[steel halo]

I spent my life savings on a replica of a revolver

[oblique shale]

But I don't even have a table

[idle epoch]

clean your CONSOLES

[keen swan]

Fuckin hell

[oblique shale]

Atleast remote play has blessed me with non lag

[real verge]

Pov: you have money

[keen swan]

If I take mine apart I’ll never get it back together

[real verge]

Pov:,you dont have money

[real verge]

Isopropyl alcohol + toothbrush

[keen swan]

So let’s not take it apart

[real verge]

I sent the gif and not the picture

[oblique shale]

Shit

[idle epoch]

watch youtube videos

[oblique shale]

My ps4 is dusting in a corner

I'll have to clean it today

[real verge]

I took apart my ps4, 4 screws remain

LOL

[keen swan]

Oh shit lmao

[idle epoch]

all you really need to do is just clean your fan so it can do it’s job better in keeping the system cool

[oblique shale]

My dad once took apart a laptop without knowing how to put it back on

Somehow his genius still managed to put it back together perfectly

[keen swan]

Sounds like me

Not the second part though

[oblique shale]

lmfao

Man

[real verge]

tbh routine clean every month, clean the heat sink and fan.

routine clean every year, replace the thermal paste

[civic compass]

My cat kept trying to lay beside the fan and get her hair caught in it

[keen swan]

It give up and toss it

[oblique shale]

Never expected normal people in this discord server

[keen swan]

Lmao

[oblique shale]

I've played GTAO

Fuck that

Franklin can go fuck himself

[keen swan]

We are all somewhat normal

[civic compass]

I am not normal

[oblique shale]

Give us some actual good updates in rdo

We're not normal lol

[real verge]

I am capable of being normal but I chose not to

[oblique shale]

I'm just saying that I'm normal here

[keen swan]

We gotta keep it a secret man

[keen swan]

Exactly

[oblique shale]

Because I'm a phsycopath too

[keen swan]

Normal is boring

[real verge]

but do you have 10 kids in your basement

[oblique shale]

Bruh

[keen swan]

Do you 👀

[real verge]

bruh get real

[oblique shale]

8 knives performed

[real verge]

kidnap some kids

[oblique shale]

0 kids left alive unfortunately

[civic compass]

Oh my

[terse python]

How does one cure themselves of lumbago

[real verge]

you have to ration your murder idiot

[keen swan]

Lmfao

[oblique shale]

I kill everyone equally

[real verge]

killing all the kids at once is not fun 11!

[keen swan]

Very intense music comes on as we are talking about this

[oblique shale]

We just hear discord coming

WE're talking about murdering children

[real verge]

no IM talking about murdering children

Credit hog

[keen swan]

All of our accounts get deleted

Lmao

[real verge]

Nah just mine

B)

[keen swan]

Rip

[civic compass]

[oblique shale]

mb mb

[keen swan]

That’s beautiful

[real verge]

they found the kids help

[keen swan]

Lmfao

[real verge]

I need to kill them before the cops get the kids

[keen swan]

👀

[real verge]

so they cannot sleep at night thinking they weren't fast enough

I'm truely evil

they wont take me alive

[oblique shale]

I kinda understand why I had low honor now

[keen swan]

Lmao what is this chat

[real verge]

[real verge]

children are tiny and fast moving, great target practice for experienced shooters

[oblique shale]

Hmmm

[keen swan]

I-

[oblique shale]

There are axes in the game

[keen swan]

What about track runners

They are fast

[bronze flower]

Do it at full gallop, That’s a real test.

[oblique shale]

I wonder if I should throw some to see if kids survive

[real verge]

Bigger than kids and not as fun to murder

[keen swan]

Like middle/high school age?

[real verge]

elementary/daycare

[keen swan]

Kinda mid sized

[real verge]

Ok this is fucked LMAO

[keen swan]

Ya know

Lmfao

[bronze flower]

When will the snow end…. I just want it to be sunny again.

[keen swan]

In like a week

Probably

[bronze flower]

Wtf

[keen swan]

I figured it would be gone

[bronze flower]

Same

[real verge]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-gif-20960521

[keen swan]

Rockstar just forgets

[bronze flower]

Can’t wear the outfits I wanna wear since it’s cold…

[keen swan]

I throw fireworks in peoples mailboxes

[keen swan]

Rockstar just forgets about the snow and we get stuck with it

[real verge]

ww2 vetern senior opens mailbox and firecracker goes off
ww2 flashbacks

[keen swan]

Lmfao

“Ah no I got blinded”

[real verge]

Not so fun fact, a US soldier in vietnam tried to pick up a fountain pen, it was a trap and he got exploded

[keen swan]

“Their coming for us!”

Oh Jesus..

[real verge]

in Afghanistan enemy soldiers fought against US soldiers with IEDs, hiding them behind tvs and inside teddy bears, cause soldiers would commonly take the stuff back home

IEDs are very efficient as you can tell

[keen swan]

flash backs to the exploding bear in dying light

[real verge]

never played dying light

get real

do a better,reference

[keen swan]

Lmao

I don’t remember any other exploding bears in games

Lol

[oblique shale]

im back

[keen swan]

Welcome back hun

[real verge]

when grandpa talks about exploding fountain pens from vietnam

[oblique shale]

wtf

[keen swan]

They find the dead bodies?

[keen swan]

Lmfao

[real verge]

I think IEDs were also placed on dead soldiers

[keen swan]

Oof

[real verge]

You try to take your dead friend back home and you die to a bomb under him 💀

[keen swan]

Imagine picking up your friend to take him back home and you both explode

[real verge]

yepper

[oblique shale]

L

[real verge]

war is scary

[keen swan]

Omega L

[bronze flower]

Random NPC: “Why do you have that mask on?”
Me: “cause it’s snowing in the desert, Jim”

[oblique shale]

lmfao

LENNY

[keen swan]

“To protect me from your damn Breath Johnny”

[oblique shale]

LMFAO

[real verge]

pungji sticks or however you spell it is probably the scariest trap in Vietnam, as fake ground would fall underneath you, making you fall onto sharp bamboo, commonly laced with poison or feces

[bronze flower]

“Why don’t you mind your business, Karen”

[oblique shale]

People who don't like rdr2 are just Gta 5 simps change my mind

[keen swan]

“Why don’t you wear a mask to hide your donkey looking face Kate”

[real verge]

I have fucked up facts in my head ngl

[oblique shale]

Guys

[keen swan]

They are very interesting though

[oblique shale]

Repeat after me

Green

[keen swan]

Blue

[oblique shale]

Just repeat

Green

Fuck you

lmfao

I'll add another victim to the list

[real verge]

Pipebombs are very easy explosives to create, as metal pipes are very easy to source, and gunpower is only minorly hard to get.

when a pipebomb explodes the metal pipe fragments creating its own shrapnel using the container of the explosive

[keen swan]

Damn

[real verge]

therefore, make pipebombs B)

terrorist facts with stormy

[oblique shale]

Do you guys know People Playground

[keen swan]

Bro you could just tell me facts like this all day and I’d be entertained

[real verge]

Great for sociopaths

[oblique shale]

Exactly

I comit genocide there

By making a wheel

And inside the wheel

[keen swan]

Oop-

[oblique shale]

There are lazers that kill everyone

I turn the whole thing on

And spin it

Best way to destroy the population

[real verge]

cannot remember who would use this, but there was a torture method where people would grow bamboo underneath yo ass so it grows into your ass, and its painful cause bamboo grows really fast 💀

[oblique shale]

That was a death sentence I'm pretty sure

[bronze flower]

Went for the classic look for my Lancaster (Sorry for the shitty pic’

[oblique shale]

But

Romans was even better

They'd put you in a copper bull

And start a fire underneath

You'd be stuck inside

And scream

[bronze flower]

You ever heard of the Blood Eagle?

[real verge]

watch me get warned for putting torture and weaponry facts

B)

[oblique shale]

And it would seem like a bull is screaming

It's for learning purposes

[keen swan]

Jesus

[real verge]

Gonna teach you guys how to become true physcopaths

[oblique shale]

I'm in

[keen swan]

Yes

[real verge]

Hmm lemme think

[keen swan]

Please

[bronze flower]

Me: Admiring my custom guns I worked to obtain
NPC: PUT THAT GUN AWAY OR YOULL HAVE TROUBLE

[oblique shale]

lmao

[real verge]

You can arm your door with a grenade by connecting a string from the doorknob to the pin on the grenade, terrorist units would use this with modified grenades and unmodified grenades.

By modified I mean no delay in the explosion

[oblique shale]

take notes guys

I just like to tie up people

Put them somewhere

[real verge]

I'm gonna be the worlds first jigsaw

[oblique shale]

Where noone will hear them

I take 8 knives

[bronze flower]

I’ll keep that in mind when the alphabet boys show up.

[oblique shale]

And I call it the 8 sins

I start with the legs

2 Knives in the leg area

[real verge]

what's the therapy where people put sharp needles in you

Acupuncture

[oblique shale]

Yea

[real verge]

You literally doing acupuncture but more deadly

lmao

[oblique shale]

Do you know why noone survives the 8'th knife

Because it goes in the head

[real verge]

LMAO

[oblique shale]

If you somehow survive that

I'm gonna let you go

And give you a fucking horse

stg

Noone survived yet though

People usually start dying in the back area

Fucking weaklings

[real verge]

Someone once started to wobble on a ladder while working on a construction site, his training said to drop any tool they are currently using as to not get injured, the man dropped his tool, fell and landed right on his drill he dropped. The drill went into his skull, but he somehow survived

cool fact B)

[keen swan]

Damn

[oblique shale]

I want to perform the 8 knives on him now

If he survived a drill to the head

He should survive a few pesky knives

https://tenor.com/view/estarossa-seven-deadly-sins-swords-rebellion-gif-14490627

I took inspiration from this dude

[real verge]

one time in a Russian particle accelerator some worker went right in the path of a very fast active particle accelerator and the particle going very very fast went right through his skull, but he survived, I think he later died of radiation from the incident

cool fact B)

[oblique shale]

Cool fact that we could die of a supernova exploding any second

Also

In 2015 and 2019

2 blackholes colided

Creating ripples in space

That stretched reality

Cool fact

[real verge]

US soldiers in vietnam had these funky devices called people sniffers that literally detected chemicals in human sweat and piss, the Vietcong used campfires and buckets to confuse these people sniffing devices. People sniffers were also equipped onto helicopters

[bronze flower]

Just found a farm with nothing but bulls… not sure what this farmer/rancher is hoping to achieve

[oblique shale]

Bro

[real verge]

Sorry sorry US soldiers had them

[oblique shale]

When my horse died

I litterally had to run

Because noone would stop for me and I cba to shoot them

That's when I found the old hag in a shack

[real verge]

Think I'm out of facts for today

[oblique shale]

Who said her sons would fuck me up

But they never showed up

Still waiting

Maybe they'll survive 8 knives

[real verge]

wait I have one more fucked up fact

[oblique shale]

oooo

[bronze flower]

Ever heard of Operation Wandering Soul?

[oblique shale]

Nope

How are mods

[real verge]

Cannot remember the origin, but these people (hundreds of years ago) had a torture method of like tearing your lungs out, and like using your ribs to make skeleton of a wing onto your back, and would stretch each lung around the Skelton wing

[oblique shale]

Okay with us talking this shit

[oblique shale]

Oh I know that one

[real verge]

yeah pretty cool B)

[oblique shale]

yessir

[tranquil jetty]

The Bloos Eagle

Thw Viking thingo

The**

[tranquil jetty]

Bloos*

No

Not bloos

Bloos

[oblique shale]

Honestly

I love wild west

I'm european

[tranquil jetty]

NOT BLOOS

[oblique shale]

But I love it

[real verge]

ew european

go drink tea

[tranquil jetty]

Same
I'm Australian

[oblique shale]

Lmfao

What

[real verge]

go to a pub or something

go collect euros on the street

[oblique shale]

Are you comparing Brittain with Europe

[real verge]

yes

[oblique shale]

You're American lfmao

[real verge]

yes

[tranquil jetty]

But I couldn't give a rats ass about the outback
Honestly nothing interesting happened there apart from genocides, people going missing and dying of dehydration, a dingo stealing a woman's baby and a war we had with emus

[oblique shale]

E..

[bronze flower]

Frick you dyno

[oblique shale]

Americans are so stupid

Some of them atleast

[bronze flower]

Hey!

[oblique shale]

I shit you not

They think Europe is a country

[bronze flower]

Now, I ain’t that stupid

[tranquil jetty]

Lmao have you seen that lady on the show that didn't know about Hungary

[oblique shale]

nope

Do americans not learn geography or something?

[tranquil jetty]

https://youtu.be/r8pnec4Hxps

[oblique shale]

LMFAO

Yes

all of us speak french guys

[tranquil jetty]

Is FrEnCh A cOuNtRy

I kNOw AbOuT tUrKeY

[real verge]

Alright boys

I'm going to sleep

[oblique shale]

Gn

[real verge]

I will now say one last thing

[bronze flower]

Damn, I feel like a bad guy lassoing then stabbing a whitetail.

[real verge]

I had sexual relations with your mother last night. 🧐

[open plume]

english only server, newbie

[bronze flower]

Why am I not in the cowboy hall of fame? I feel offended,

I got 6 ⭐️

[oblique shale]

Look at this dudes pfp

And you'll see

[bronze flower]

MHA

We

[oblique shale]

He has to die

[bronze flower]

Ew

https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586

Says the frog with an anime pfp

[oblique shale]

Bro

[bronze flower]

If frog is offensive then I invite you to fuck off

[oblique shale]

Is he that shy

That he has to insult us in another language

Bitch I know 4 languages

I'll put you in your place if you want to

[bronze flower]

Do you know Russian?

[oblique shale]

Unfortunately nope

Tu esi debilas

[bronze flower]

French?

Ah

[oblique shale]

Not french

I know German

English

Danish

And Lithuanian

Not sure that this dude can even speak English

But uhh

Anything he says is complete bullshit

[bronze flower]

@open plume I’m American, Ass whoopin is in my blood.

Bring it

[oblique shale]

Du bist ein idioten

You are an idiot

Du er en idiot

Tu esi idiotas

Get roasted in 4 languages

[bronze flower]

Cyka blyat. That’s all the Russian I know.

[oblique shale]

lmao

Good effort

Anyway

Let's ignore him

[bronze flower]

Bet

[oblique shale]

Who's your fav character in rdr2?

[keen swan]

What the fuck is happening here

[oblique shale]

Oh

Kells

This dude is insulting us in french

[bronze flower]

Honestly, Arthur will always be MVP but other than him

Hosea

[keen swan]

Ah

[oblique shale]

Because he's scared that he might cry in english

[keen swan]

Sounds about right

[oblique shale]

I kinda liked Dutch at the start

Like loved him

On chapter 6

I hate him

I like Arthur and John though

[keen swan]

Dutch just deteriorated horribly

[bronze flower]

With Micah in his ear sure didn’t help.

[oblique shale]

True

Maybe if Arthur influenced him

[keen swan]

Arthur and Hosea

[oblique shale]

Things would've gone a bit smoother

I honestly didn't believe it

When Sean died

Lenny died

Hosea died

Like I didn't believe my eyes

[keen swan]

Sean hurt

[bronze flower]

Hosea was smart.

[keen swan]

Like he was like an annoying sibling

[oblique shale]

Unfortunately I got the low honor ending

[keen swan]

That you loved

[oblique shale]

Because I'm a physocpath

[bronze flower]

Also, Hosea didn’t give a single fuck.

[keen swan]

He was smart and didn’t care

[oblique shale]

Lmao

[bronze flower]

Didn’t mess around.

[oblique shale]

Hosea is a badass

mf stood against a legendary bear

Looking at his age

that was brave as fuck

Ignore him

[keen swan]

Hosea could kick ass and take names

And turn around and demolish your ass in chess

Lmao

[oblique shale]

He was a genius

[keen swan]

Hosea one of the best gang members

[bronze flower]

Honestly, wish Hosea died with more dignity instead of dying the the gun of this ugly MFer and his stupid hair.

[oblique shale]

Mf got 2021 hairstyle

[keen swan]

pussy boy speaks English and changes it lmfao

[oblique shale]

This dude lmao

[keen swan]

He really does

[oblique shale]

he even made a mistake

your an idiot

Okay mr English

[bronze flower]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-gif-24129755

[oblique shale]

You can't write in English

Maybe go to school

[bronze flower]

Finally speaking English

[oblique shale]

You fucking 9 year old

I'm not even English, nor is my native language English

[keen swan]

my primary language being English and I still can’t speak it sometimes

[oblique shale]

And I still speak and write better than you

Anyway

[bronze flower]

Say more than one word, Dipshit.

Anyway

[oblique shale]

I think he needs therapy

He's worse than us

[bronze flower]

You aren’t a part in this conversation. Bud out, kid.

[oblique shale]

Bandito

[bronze flower]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[oblique shale]

Remember the badass scene

At the ranch

Man that was a good hapter

Chapter

[bronze flower]

Didn’t ask.

[keen swan]

Ah yes