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On a weirdness scale from 1 to 10, this gets a 20.
From Agnieszka Piotrowska's Married to the Eiffel Tower (2008)
he fucks the ride
time stamp is around 3:50 @idle epoch
love the music ngl
he fucked the fuck outta that ride
I'm watching the full 5:56
“ you smell so good “ moans
how does one afford a ride like this?
What the fuck!
yea hes such a ladies man
noooooo
what a odd lad
He is eating the shit from the ride
It's like 30 bucks it'll fall apart quickly
gross ain’t it
this same video has a chick fucking a fence?
"We're not talking about fetish here" he says that
how does one Fuck a fence?
If there was ever a creator in our Earth, I wish for the to remove my Eyes
Explain step by step
imma continue to watch this now 
'is that why god hasnt come back? because he too is afraid of what hes created'
If I were him, I'd exterminate it before it could grow
@idle epoch i am seeing a 5 part Eiffel tower marriage in my recommended rn
it’s so weird cause you don’t want to believe this is actually legit but it really is which is sad
I do wish my eyes to be remove
this guy with the ride is scary
he looks like an incel
he looks like a gym teacher
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He reminds me of the guys from 4chan who massspam
this one has a chick fucking the Eiffel tower
Best car commercial ever: Fuck you Baltimore! Come on down to Big Bill Hell's Cars funny commercial
Some woman seems to be really into the Eiffel Tower. The children look on in mild curiosity.
she is fucking the tower
a national fucking monument
the video i sent is just a comedy prank video
Mys is somewhat funny
oh. i thought it was the strange addiction where he has sex with his car on camera
actual cock in car fr no joke
nah i sent that video so i can get my mind off these weirdos and their amusement park ride fetish’s
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watch this
it is so funny
No im good
the plumber spends 10 minutes getting blasted in the face by steaming hot water,
Whoever walks into this is going to have some serious mental scars
Thats the worst
damn what the heck
the water never stops
It's hot water, It would be first degree burns
it keeps coming
and the dumbass wasn't prepare either
if you look close you can see steam
he keeps trying to plug the hole its so fucking funny
poor guy
than granny tries to vacuum the water up
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this is my favorite video lmao
I wonder what happened that caused the need for a plumber in the first place
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he let 30 people on his deck this summer
maturing is realizing riff raff revolutionized the music industry
LMAO
his deck is huge
there’s 3 parts to that but the first one is more funny
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i remember that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK7Yl-Z03p0
pretty good song imo
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that one to LMAO
This has been a wonderful conversation/rambling tangent, but it's dinner time. I fully expect this to be going full blast when i get back
you wont be dissapointed
try and guess my name
my real name
You guys still in general media, lol
Zame it's easier to guess a name if people can see your face
I Feel like from my personality its clear
im a douche like over confident. violent person
You must be the opposite of my name then LOL
Ne questions?
type them in at my chatbox at www.freewebs.com/justintn
shhh i was never here
Is your name Keith? Or Ryan, Chad, or Blake?
Good guesses
i was going to be named owen-micheal but im not
that’s a good song
Michael?
close
yessss
ALMOST THERE

Mitchell, goes by Mitch?
im not gonna be a dick. i had all the club penguin bitches
they loved this pengy penis
warm
Is it owen
Ok ok
it starts with m
Mike
mark
MMM
I AM BIBLICAL
we have a winner
yes!
i was the first born male in my family line not to take the name of my father
broke tradition
Fuck you, tradition!
Tradition is kinda cool
my dad was allegedly a doodoo
he left before i was born
said to my mom, if she didnt get an abortion. he would take me. and throw me in front of traffic off the freeway
Cool bit of trivia, I was born very premature. When I was born, my parents hadn't started thinking of baby names yet, so for about a day I was just "The Baby"
and.. and i quote. if that doesnt kill him. ill slice his throat and feed him to the lions at the zoo
"I was born a poor black child"
First person to get that reference is my new favorite
That's fucked up
Kamala Harris's Running Speech?
my uncle was my father in my eyes
Its from a movie
rip tony
That starts with The
THE MOVIE
Oh shit her's was Poor black girl
the jerk
BOOM
thats it right?
The Lego Movie
there you go
I KNEW ITT
This conversation has been golden
can i get an amen. if your ladies be acting all crazy when you come home late.
i have adhd
Women amirite?
Spending the mans money
YEA
shit. she bought a 70 dollar taser on my card...
im like wtf you need a taser for?
I gotta go, but this has been the most wild conversation I've had in a good while!
my dad wore the same pair of shoes for like 5 years and it's got HOLES IN IT
im always with her. if not she has a gun
like wtf the taser for?
BECAUSE .... women be shopping
women be wasting money
Gangster until you get tazed by your own woman
ikr
IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN
With the tazer they bought with your money
yea

its a shit taser too
like if your gonna spend my money, dont cheap out
kind of insulting in a way
Gonna unleash 3 volts on you
Lmao
She would probably be better off with a 9 volt battery with copper wires sticking out, than a $70 tazer
VOLT not cold
Stupid autocorrect :(
better off rubbing socks on carpet and touching me
YESS
Better off harnessing the static electricity from an old CRT monitor
@peak void @idle epoch my latest digital
Why is she crying
Was part of the ref I found
It's good btw
broooo i just sent my laptop to get fixed so i can do digital again
One of my pencil ones
I couldn't draw a stick figure
Ty!
looks amazing
The shadow work though
that looks amazing what the heck
i cant even draw a stick figure
better than any of mine, still trying to figure out shadows
LMAO
Haha thank you
you’re really good at drawing
I can't even draw an uneven line
I’m still learning it’s a nightmare
The critique in me disagrees 
Lemme see what else I got
immja find my recent digital rq
My hand drawn tractor is the best I have

no it’s amazing keep doing what you do
no joke. my handwriting is worse than a 3rd grade student. i could never in my life create something of that magnitude. its good.
WOOF
that looks professional
It's most likely better than mine
The shadow is so little it's unnoticeable
Mine looks like a kindergartener wrote something
how long does it usually take you to finish one drawing?
Probably because I done typing all my life
Uh okay so it varies that first digital one I did with the oc?
Almost 16 hrs
My longest was let me find it
oh my
i will draw a dog in paint
that’s what i call some serious DEDICATION
Jk that was my longest one….
Gonna be 11/10, bet.
My one I thought was longer was only 9 hrs
dog
you could definitely make like a instagram that’s just based on your art unless you already do that
my best work ngl
beautiful
MY GOD THATS BETTER THAN THE MOANA LISA
i fuckin love it
SHEESH
so good it's illegal
Ironically it’s not based around my art BUT I do have artwork posted there, it’s @alicekarou
thank you
ill start the bidding at 1 BILLION
Rich people would unironically buy it
i could say some shit like.... it was the essence of dog
I NAMED IT
the painting is called 'essence of dog'
ah okay i see but like your art is really good definitely one of the bests i’ve seen and that’s me being 100% serious
Essence of cat when?!
coming now
godly
it can be Cat N Dog
I appreciate that, my bad I was fighting jake
Sell both paintings as the Cat N Dog Bundle
oh no you’re fine
I still prefer greek religion
Zeus
The eyes are above the hair LMAO
yes
It still good though
@tight mural
WOW WOW WOW
anyone else enjoy my masterpiece?
Survival Craft Zame
I HAVE EVOLVED
social club zame
for lfg chat on pc
nah nah that's the real name
LOL
you were the french lady i painted
no words lol
so amazing you are breathless
are you even blonde?
"paint me like one of your french babes"
you a dude right?
interestingly enough, my natural is, but it's been colored
also are ms paint dicks considered nsfw? i mean we watched a dude fuck a ferris wheel so i assume its ok
guillotine at the ready
i got italian traits.
dark hair and eyes
Its technically NSFW art. But, I think the mods would let it pass lol
i dont wanna risk it
I mean they let ferris wheel porn slide so idk
i wont risk it
are you tall ?
hair color?
I'm 5'6
ok
Brown hair
word
Put a banana for scale
Damn near looks like me
see
Lol
idk wtf up with the banana
Yo are those adidas I'm wearing?!
okay i’m here
Just do it🎷
@idle epoch wanna tell me some things about your appearance? or should i wing it
all i really need to know is gender
just imagine Tobey MaGuire
ok it will look nothing like it
i look pretty similar to him
I SPOODERMAN
i know it’s fine
I DRAW SPOODER,AM
yes lmao
You guys are still going strong. Proud of y'all!
i could be his stunt double
spooderman aka @idle epoch
Damn @idle epoch wasn’t even gonna tell me you were Spider-Man 
Gangster until getting punched scene



this drawing is going to be amazing
i’ll put it as my pfp
yes
Yea
when everyone arrives i will unveil
Jesus enjoyers when the rapture finally comes
@idle epoch
WOWOOWOWOW
beautiful
it actually doesnt look bad
i had to turn my dpi down all the way
Had to use sheep, everything else looked sarcastic
i really tried i swear
masterpiece
nice
LOL
spooderman
speedermen
i dont wanna piss off a mod
For sure
want proof im god?
Sure
Anyone is a god as long as they buy me chicken nuggets
Imagine the only way to get to heaven is climbing a very very very tall ladder

this one is cool
How did you do that?
going to heaven?
Gangster until the modders drain all of your cash and kill you repeatedly
a modder attached a ladder to me
he’s on pc anything is possible on pc

and when i spun in circles. it glitched out and the climb animation started
but it made me climb the air
lmao
My horse just went through the floor
Floorse

Goddamn
I'm laughing way too hard at that joke
Same
I rarely get to be funny, I finally get to have my moment
Bro you need a hug
i am a mad man
i once jumped off a 2 story building onto a beer pong table. and i was sober
thats big brain
dare has to be said in person
i am the life of the party
Ight where you live
i can drive to you wya?
yes and my bitch guzzles
hobbit hole, wonderland
Nah Ohio doesn't exist, everything else does
ohio bad
i go to ohio every year
that’s where the OF girls come from
lost lands
we have had this convo
i met my gf there
it had to be brought up again cause i saw the word ohio
she isnt from ohio tho
i love that everyone hates ohio

markiplier is from ohio
Never been to Ohio so idk
i was born there 
i only go for lost lands
Markiplier haters when Ohio
and lost lands is worth it
well markiplier is a beautiful man
i agree
ohio is like new jersey... nobody likes it
Except people actually know that Ohio exists
illinois just sucks too
new jersey is the armpit of america
Yes it is
i havent met a single decent person from nj
i have
wanna be new yorkers but trashier
Its the failed abortion of the 50 states
she’s crazy she’d beat anybody’s ass
meanwhile i live in the ||cousinfucker|| state....
alabama southern?
my grandma lives in florida. i visit bi monthly
that must suck cause a lot of people make memes about it
is your fiance related to you?
i will admit, some are funny, but constantly seeing the memes about it im just like "bro, this meme outdated"
there it is.
have you commited cousinery yet?
what i say.
i got relatives that live in alabama
im sorry
bewxre help my sanity
i don't talk to any of my cousins, they're all like 50 yrs up
and no i'm not related to my fiance
last family reunion some elder relatives were fighting about jesus
me when in the state that can't avoid having tornadoes for longer than 3 hours
why did i get PTSD from that
i gladly didn’t go but it would be funny to record it
at my reunion. my great aunt. who is dead now, was 99 years old and drooling. and everyone avoided her, it was sad
she died at the ripe age of 106
Family reunions are... Uh... Interesting, thats why.
Wow thats next level old
specially if they’re southern
no joke. if you say tony at my family reunion. 6 guys peek their head up.. minimum
i'd be sitting there like "if they know bout me, it's over"
also the 'oh you got so big' from every relative
Dude, my name is Michael and in my family everyone has friends that are named MICHAEL
it was funny cause the verbal fight was in the middle of a hotel lobby
mine was "you colored your hair? you got... face piercings...?"
and grandpa telling stories about the pacific theatre
it's always the hotel lobbies
It gets so damn confusing when I'm by another michael
micheal your name?
Michael not micheal

whats everyones zodiac sign. i dont understand them, but they are interesting
@idle epoch jake saw the messages asking if he was related to me 
where is trevor and brad... heheheheheh
imma let mine be guessed 
somebody is gonna be in trouble here
scorpio
he was just like "tf"
people guess mine too
HA no.
Franklin and Trevor and some man named Michael
i’d say the same tbh
what vibe am i giving off?
i’m just going to say mine
Neutral
sagittarius
should have tuned in earlier
I'm bad at generalizing anything
i talked about being a paid hitman in high school earlier
i suck at guessing games
20 bucks and i break someones jaw for you
I'm guessing a number between 1 and 10
What is it
statistically speaking most people answer this with 7
Correct answer: 5
that is a fun fact
7 is a lucky number
anyone wanna guess my zodiac?
well i’m different i answer with potato
gemini
im a violent. egotistical. outgoing dude. that might help
nope
dang
I'm a dumbass introvert and that's it
hol up lemme check what my zodiac means
what i miss my fair burger got here
no
taurus
i looked up what my sign says about my traits. and its so wrong
mine's easy 
only 1 thing sticks out
are you aries?
cancer?
neg
Pisces
pisces
LOL no
damn
idgaf about emotions

you said it earlier 👀
the only thing remotely right is creativity. im a musician
i suck at this
boat
the bo-at
gemini
nope, lemme know when you give up
When your revolver condition is so low you do barely any damage :(
you are bo at
asparagus

when were you conceived @tight mural ?
capricorn
if you know the months for the zodiacs, hence why i said aries cause aries is for march and beginning of april
12
i remembered all my friends signs thru high school
leo
nope bewxre you said it earlier
you remembered earlier i said i was born in march?
yes
i am determined
i know it can’t be sagittarius
nopee

this is the best fried dough. 2 feet long
oml finally i felt like that took forever
you did say earlier about the spring and your allergies
i couldnt say i told you how to spell it cause i woulda gave it away
yesss i am april baby
late april baby tho
lmao i had to back and fourth how to spell it
like my long doughy treat @tight mural ?
interesting
its good af
Do any of you guys hate it when you do a good deed in a video game but you get no reward?
i saw justin bieber in concert at the nys fair
He still exists?
Thank god
i don’t do good deeds for people on a game
i mass murder in online. to get max dishonor. but when i hunt for meat it puts honor up, so dumb
meanwhile i have max honor...
skinning
it gives honor for resourceful
want to get honor quick? take care of your horse
i only get max dishonor when i get into wars
i love max dishonor
im still tryna get the buckle for max dishonor 
100% of the time i’m max honor cause i’m a good boy
liar
Robbing trains tanks your honor
i still got some drama going on from when i jumped these 4 people
i gotta piss brb
okay
Discreet 0
i got that for both of my accounts

that’s me
im back
hi
me
throw it in the trash
its 3 years old tbh

im eating it

it is so shitty
that has to be stale
its not? i cant tell

that’s definitely you when you found out there’s no more fruity pebbles
she must be punished now
take her makeup away
LMAO
that'll teach her
yes
i mean she put fruity pebbles on the shopping list. so ill be less harsh
no more food privilage?
when i dont use makeup lel
i think ill take the makeup?
kaiya would you be able to function without makeup? as a women
because i cant function without fruity pebbles
an eye for an eye

well i mean i don't wear makeup so
damn
she doesnt really wear that much so it wouldnt be a punishment
i think no wheels is the way to go
kaiya if i took your car wheels. would you eat my fruity pebbles again?
@solar maple That was a joke lmfao
Cat is amazing
Yes beautiful
this is @tight mural
this is @idle epoch
i can draw you @vale sable
just tell me if you are m or f and ill do it
Umm sure i guess
ok
F
ok so boobies
No no
No boobies
Ok I’m watching
that’s going to be interesting
Bruh your a artist
lmao
@vale sable the price of this art is 10000 dolar
they actually look like nice pfps
2$ take it or leave it
Nice
@summer oyster
Turkey is such an interesting place
Yeah it is
And wtf
its you
lol
@summer oyster
?
tbh i started to try. and it turned into pink cool aid man with a blonde afro
it’s amazing
@agile crescent your still trying? 
fuck yea
wassuo9
That’s amazing you even added poppy flowers
beautiful
thats art? i actually thought it was a real picture
that's dotwork art right?
thats amazing
it's a little blurry is why i ask
Yeah it’s just a bunch of dots
Thanks, I made it on armistice day a while back while in class
white coolaid main
you did really good, i wouldn't have the patience
mine is better. sorry folks
Thank you
I had one where I just traced to hell
i'd post what im working on but it's a surprise for Kino
i can def find something old
like literally everything is trace but it's multiple of things
can anyone draw cars?
i’ve seen it 
This was from an oc
@idle epoch want me to make you a banner?
nah I'm good
your loss
no it’s fine i like my banner
That looks really good
i will recreate your banner
lmao alright
Thank you! It’s definitely an old one of mine from digital, I’ve posted this one before too but I do enjoy it
identical
the 2 pictures look the same
zero difference
can you tell who drew what?
I need to get a drawing tablet
I just got one yesterday lol
Oh I found 2 more of my old digital stuff from high school
oh no
This was based off this Oc:
oh god no what have i done
this is very good
oh here's the one I traced to hell
Oooo show!
trace power
I love that
I must have messed up the cropping on the submarine one.
anyone wanna see my movie trailer? it is god awful
its from 8th grade and its so cringe
It's good but almost none are original stuff so it's not high up for my favorite list
You did the coloring and shading tho didn’t you?
Wait really
my friend was gonna do it but ended never did lel
yeah have a closer looks there's no shadows or anything
It looks like there’s shading on the boots and other sections, all that black
Ohhh that’s the color scheme
yeah, it just I pick the right sets of colors
That black coulda fooled me for shading shitttttt
Who's joe
joe joe
What's ligma
your next line is...
once it's on paper then I'm starting to question my sanity
He too sleepy, leave him alone :(
neither
im starting my movie trailer now if you guys wanna see
I'm fine, thanks.
ok your loss
I'm watching a movie myself, shouldn't put two movies in my head at once
its a trailer sooooo

guys rockhopper is back in club penguin
My character
Looks like a fucking disney prince
Lmao

Oh nothing, I had trouble understanding due to the typo
Bruh

Excuse me what
Is this what children do in their freetime on club penguin

Dude in a vc was streaming and I joined to see that 
ssmhhh

im no child
i was gettin hella penguin puss
as it turns out i am baby

lmao
Family guy parody
Family Guy Season 14 Episode 10
no copyright infringement intended.
song being parodied: hyuna - bubble pop
kpop
hoo hooo ho hoo ho
Discord : ItsEnzo#0007
https://soundcloud.com/verzvh
Apparently this is a tik tok now. I guess that means I've fulfilled my lifes goal of becoming a meme
i'm gonna make a music video for it some day.
@hasty kindle
Da hell is dis lmao
I just can't get over this
He is so terrified
I know right xD
tally me banana🍌
@earnest summit
LMAO anything to get the poop off
What about using dead body face to wipe
at this point it seemed like they’d use anything so it wouldn’t surprise me
So you decided to drink water that might be dirty
check out this deer in the saloon
Now we need an bear in the saloon.
Ayo what da deer doin
@tight mural
The fucking last one omfg
that cat one always gets me
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The one with the dog smacking his owner
seraph does that to me and jake
guys can u do me the favor and do this survewy for me , its for my university... thx alot
my dog marley does it sometimes to me too
She does this thing where she’ll lay down and cuddle and then smack you in the face with her foot randomly
since i got boxers they always are throwing there paws up at you and when it hits you in the face it always hurts cause of the claws
God I miss having boxers, my mom is in love with their breed
Their little peanut shaped heads as puppies 
if you go to #pet-pics i showed both of my boxers while they were pups

https://open.spotify.com/track/3aOPETAvb6kXr1gmexNKRs?si=h3fj956XReKkWUYclqpAcQ idk if you’ve heard this but it’s finally on a streaming platform
it’s cudi but he can’t put this track on his discography because of complications
i wait
lets see it
ok so no real evidence?
Unfortunately no
hol up lemme checkk something
But he claimed it
ill do my own digging
ok we look more
10 out of 10 
wat
do dogs eVentually die of hunger sometime? Or is there a way i can kill him through a wall?
i was on waVe 5 doing really well ):
i tried dynamite
shooting door
whateVer it didnt work
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