general-media

[strong charm]

Im actaully on my 9th play trough of cry 5

[late ember]

Shooting was fun though

[strong charm]

Just got back to it after a year

[late ember]

Wow I barely finished one lol

[open plume]

I hated that there were no KNIFE KILLS

I WANNA SEE BLOOD

[strong charm]

Hm

I am alone

[strong charm]

Micah got that rat pussy

[undone flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641934218334830613/831374151909376000/vr.mp4

[open plume]

Even tho i hate michah

His mustage is GREAT

[strong charm]

Meh

[undone flint]

agreed

[open plume]

I nut every time i see it

[undone flint]

he reminds me of tom hardy in the revenant

[strong charm]

I like never shaving

Just letting it go wild

Saves time

Not having to shave

[late ember]

Micah was the best villain in any game imo

[undone flint]

i would love to argue

for me its dutch

[late ember]

Wow that's a good point

[strong charm]

Bout war?

*wat

[late ember]

But Dutch was only bad for around half the game

[undone flint]

yeah but his development into one... that was some very well written character arc

[strong charm]

He got brain damage

[late ember]

The Dutch you see in the snow sas after losing people isn't the same Dutch who killed a woman in Guarma on a hunch

[strong charm]

It changed him

He got brain damage from that trolley crash

[open plume]

I never hate a villain i most want them to succeed like in movies, michah was diffrent

Hate him with all my heart

[undone flint]

for me, what makes dutch a better villain than micah is that micah is out and out evil. since the very beginning he complains about having too many people, antagonises members of the gang, etc etc. but seeing dutch lose his mind slowly, turning a blind eye to arthur's loyalty, leaving john to die, that was some damn good development of an antagonist

[open plume]

Yes dutch do be better villain but i hate michah more

Dutch is a better character

[late ember]

Yeah that's kinda what I meant cos Dutch had a really big arc whereas Michael didn't

Micah was never good

[open plume]

Michah was just evil

[strong charm]

Bro I wanna share a story of rdr2. Someone started insulting me in game chat (he was low level and health) so I slapped his shit. I literally pushed him and he died

[undone flint]

https://tenor.com/view/micah-this-chat-gif-19705147

[late ember]

Deserved

[open plume]

Like in rdr1 i only hate bill because he betrayed arthur not john

Get the fock outta here

[late ember]

I've seen a few people who played rdr2 like streamers who thought that Arthur living and killing micah would've been better but honestly I think Arthur dying and John getting revenge is the best outcome

[undone flint]

yes absolutely

[open plume]

Lining up with rdr1 doesnt make sence

[undone flint]

and american venom remains as one of the best missions i have played in an open world game

[late ember]

Yeah cos surely they would've wanted Arthur not John to kill the gang members

[open plume]

Yea i think arhtur was second most wanted

[open plume]

Under dutch

[late ember]

Bruh everyone I've seen play it has gone back for Arthur's hat when it falls off

Its so immersive and you actually feel anger when Dutch and micah walk out

[undone flint]

i played that with arthur's hat AND his revolver

[open plume]

It respawns

[late ember]

Yeah but the meaning of wearing it is cool

[strong charm]

I deep fried my cat

[undone flint]

anyhow, i need to go now. So long

[late ember]

Yeah I've seen that theory but I don't agree with it

haha yeah

yeah, no

just why

it should obviously be arthur and bill

made for each other

[ionic plover]

Lmfao

What's wrong with people

As if people in 1899 would even think of having 3000 sexualities or anything else

[late ember]

Arthur is a transexual poly cis female

just accept it

[ionic plover]

BLM ofc😤 😤

[ionic plover]

OK that might have existed

[late ember]

i doubt BLM existed in 1899

i mean lenny almost got lynched and no-one really cared that much

[strong charm]

Black lives matter burning buildins

I'm not racist

But I am based

[late ember]

https://tenor.com/view/general-chat-meme-discord-moderator-gif-19708760

[strong charm]

Fuck you I'm doin it anyway

[late ember]

i mean what political group hasnt burnt or stormed a builiding

[strong charm]

"Ah, freeman. Do you smell what I smell? It appears that you need medical attention right away... NO"

[ebon shard]

yoo!!! dutchs revolver?????

[late ember]

i thought he had a volcanic pistol

huh

[wooden chasm]

erm... it's literally called a revolver lol

[late ember]

yeah i know but before i saw that image i thought it was a volcanic

[wooden chasm]

pretty sure they're schofields

yep I just checked on the wiki

"The most notable user of this weapon in the game is Dutch van der Linde, who has two custom Schofield Revolvers which have black, steel frames with pearl grips and golden engravings on the barrels. By the time of Red Dead Redemption in 1911, however, he uses the Semi-automatic Pistol instead."

[late ember]

yeah they look like them now i see them upp close

[wooden chasm]

yee

[mint aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/spacex-starship-starship-sn8-sn8-rocket-gif-19509098

[south plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-shiba-sword-gif-17904564

[fathom jacinth]

looks pretty good

[visual reef]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNnCHVtgoQr/?igshid=33q2xprgu8y2

[ionic plover]

Modded Pic smh

[open plume]

Guys

[white magnet]

@dense thunder post here and you guys can chat too

[open plume]

Guys, do you think my pc can run red dead redemption 2, heres my specs

Amd ryzen 5 2600 / 1050 ti / 16gb ram

[ionic plover]

He can't have such health because the wolves got him

[ionic plover]

Go to PC channel

[open plume]

Okay

[white magnet]

Specs are listed in the pinned messages in #pc-technical-stuff

[ionic plover]

Moddeddddd

He can't have such health brooo

[dense thunder]

You can’t mod a WEBSITE

HIS SCARS HEALED

[ionic plover]

He has permanent low health because of wolves

[ionic plover]

You can hack it tho

[dense thunder]

I DIDINT HACK IT

IM USING MY PHONE TO SHOW PROOF

[ionic plover]

YES YOU DID

Maybe the phone is cracked

[dense thunder]

HOW IS IT CRACKED

[ionic plover]

This kid doesn't wanna believe what I say 😔 😔 😔

Eh what can we do right

[hard apex]

He jailbroke his phone

[ionic plover]

Ahahahahah

Ahahahah

[open plume]

Lmao

[hard apex]

This guy lmaooo

[ionic plover]

Nah I enjoy it

So long, I guess.

[hard apex]

“Person”

[white magnet]

Block them if you don’t want them to dm you, but we don’t allow nameshaming

[open plume]

Is this stuff allowed here?

[white magnet]

No

[hard apex]

Lmaoooo

[gusty gyro]

what was it lmfao

[open plume]

thanks for letting me know pal 😄

[gusty gyro]

i saw the first 3 seconds

[white magnet]

Go read #welcome-rules

[ionic plover]

Oh OK, my bad.

[open plume]

It's just a naked black guy twerking.

[ionic plover]

Didn't see that sorry.

[open plume]

Nothing wrong with that init mate?

[gusty gyro]

bruh what

[open plume]

lmfao

[gusty gyro]

you literally just joined and you're pissing off all the mods

[open plume]

wtf

?

[ionic plover]

Huh

[open plume]

Who pinged ?

[undone flint]

how is this even allowed here?

[wide depot]

id k

[buoyant tangle]

Everyone loves piracy

[wide depot]

we sure do

i gotta shit

[gusty gyro]

it's not

[wooden chasm]

I'd remove it before you get warned

lol

[wide depot]

well shit

[gusty gyro]

delete it

that's piracy and bannable

[wide depot]

k

[gusty gyro]

there we go

[wide depot]

i go shit now

[buoyant tangle]

https://www.mrman314.tech/minecraft_on_discord

[gusty gyro]

lmao

you got me

jk no you didn't

[buoyant tangle]

You saw his face

It countns

[gusty gyro]

this is paneer before it's cooked

[wooden chasm]

yea I had paneer skewers

[gusty gyro]

this is roti

[wooden chasm]

in new delhi

[gusty gyro]

yeah

[wooden chasm]

http://demi-ya.com/

[toxic merlin]

Lmao

[wooden chasm]

this is one of my favorite japanese curry places in cali

[toxic merlin]

I never had paneer

[gusty gyro]

i just ate it rn lol

there's many different types of paneer

[wooden chasm]

it's japanese style curry

[gusty gyro]

there's paneer butter masala, which is paneer cooked in a buttery gravy
there's paneer tikka masala, which is a slightly spicier gravy, and people sometimes put onions/peppers inside

kadhai paneer is paneer cooked in a special pan called a kadhai, and it's basically paneer butter masala with onions/peppers

[toxic merlin]

Interesting

[gusty gyro]

then there's paneer tofani, which is extremely spicy

and there's achari paneer, which is paneer butter masala with different spice combinations

[dense thunder]

food

[toxic merlin]

I think I got paneer confused as naan that's why I thought it was like a roti haha

[gusty gyro]

oh lol

paneer is often eaten with naan

beautiful combo

[wooden chasm]

lol paneer is the cheese

xD

[gusty gyro]

not exactly cheese but whatever

[wooden chasm]

it's kind of like the cheese curds

[gusty gyro]

people say cottage cheese because that's the closest english word

[wooden chasm]

that they put on poutin, but a bit different

[gusty gyro]

paneer is one of those words that doesn't have an english translation

[wooden chasm]

this is like the typical home-style curry with meats and carrots and potatoes.

[gusty gyro]

that's one kind

[south plover]

yum

[gusty gyro]

curry can be yellow as well

that's better imo

[wooden chasm]

yea, plenty of curry I'm just saying thats what I usually eat lol

[gusty gyro]

oh

[toxic merlin]

This is how ours looks lol
From the Caribbean

[wooden chasm]

this is a vegetarian green thai curry. I've had similar before.

[toxic merlin]

More yellowish

Woah

[wooden chasm]

the yellow is probably from cumin I'm guessing?

[toxic merlin]

Yee

[wooden chasm]

and this is a red thai curry. I've had similar but usually it's hella spicy lol

[toxic merlin]

I only eat slight pepper lol
Not too much that it overpowers the flavor

[wooden chasm]

lol, then you'd hate the super spicy hotpots they have around here lol

[toxic merlin]

[wooden chasm]

this is sichuan style spicy hotpot... look at that red ass soup lmao

I can't eat this, because I'll be sitting on the toilet for the rest of the day in misery lol

[toxic merlin]

Lord have mercy

🚽 💥

[wooden chasm]

😂

[gusty gyro]

lol

[south plover]

ah yes, me after having a chick fil a milkshake

[dense thunder]

lol

[open plume]

for y'all

[muted agate]

Mfw

[gusty gyro]

the fuck

[floral patrol]

His vagina is just out touching the floor!!!!!!

[pliant rapids]

Wtf lmao?

[toxic merlin]

Isn't like all of his holes are for excretory purposes 🧐

[pliant rapids]

That's water he's sitting in?

[toxic merlin]

I think its tears

[pliant rapids]

Okay... thx for answering the question... I'll just... leave this here...

[gusty gyro]

spongebob is a girl confirmed

[floral patrol]

boys with vaginas exist

[white magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/gtfoh-move-it-bye-kick-cat-gif-14440241

[floral patrol]

wdym what

then how am i a man with a vagina?

a little silly if you ask me

i understand it's not something someone with a monkey brain can understand.... i'll let you have some time to improve and educate yourself

https://youtu.be/CO2Oq9kkOi0

[floral patrol]

ya because you're gonna say something transphobic LOL it's not an opinion its hate speech

[toxic merlin]

Let's uhh not talk about this before it gets out of hand

[floral patrol]

ooh ooh aah aah

[tropic badger]

hehe monke

[floral patrol]

someone hear something?

i think it's the faint sound of monkey screams..

[chrome hemlock]

gone

[floral patrol]

LMAOO

thank you marauder

[tropic badger]

im confused now

[prime edge]

Can we all just calm down like there’s no need for drama granted I haven’t seen the whole conversation for still no need for it especially in an open server with other people to see

[floral patrol]

ya i was shedding light on it instead of being pressed

because its funny

[toxic merlin]

[chrome hemlock]

its already dealt with

[toxic merlin]

Let's not

[chrome hemlock]

lmao

[toxic merlin]

Man I hate dyno

[chrome hemlock]

same

[floral patrol]

ueeh ueheh

[toxic merlin]

[gusty gyro]

ayo who pinged me here

[open plume]

best pickup line

imma use this aswell

ez

[tropic badger]

heh

[open plume]

Are you part oif the lgbtq?

[tropic badger]

lol no

[open plume]

click here 😱

😮

[tropic badger]

GUAYANDO😎 👊

[open plume]

I'm taking a shit rn

[tropic badger]

thats cool

[nocturne sable]

Virsie vs Death Comes (Ripu) https://youtu.be/2QSlnjtI90Y

[grim holly]

Lol I didn't actually believe that theory I was just saying

Chill

[eager crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/828660131310338139/831004537643991040/VID-20210406-WA0119.mp4

[open plume]

¡Hi guys!

[gusty gyro]

hi there

how are you?

[cyan pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805096552208269322/831297104076865536/Jujutsu_Kaisen-_MY_BESTO_FRIENDO.mp4

[tired stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqP1FEpoBG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJmF1UCAkwc

[open plume]

@gusty gyro

here is

[gusty gyro]

you have a 1650 as well

it isn't integrated

don't worry about that

[open plume]

So, what is giving the problem in gta 5? just to remember it's not just gta 5, i had a similar problem in the game: Lego marvel super heroes 2.

@gusty gyro

[gusty gyro]

idk

[open plume]

pain

[cyan pewter]

are all ur fans working

[open plume]

fans?

[cyan pewter]

ye is it gettin too hot

when u play

[open plume]

I don't know anything about "fans" I don't even know if my computer has this, what I do know is that it is very "dusty"

[cyan pewter]

Ahh U have antiViRuS that can slow your computer down aswell

[open plume]

ah yes, now i understand, very rarely the fans are activated

[cyan pewter]

Well dust can begin to cause shorts and cause irregularities

if its enought

[open plume]

Yes I have, but if I disable the antivirus my pc will be destroyed in 30 seconds

[cyan pewter]

*enough

Try seein if u can get the fans to stay always on in the bios

[open plume]

I'll try, I don't even know how to do it, my main plan was to buy a PS4

[cyan pewter]

technically there is a video

[strong charm]

Correct

[cyan pewter]

[strong charm]

https://che wondn.discordapp.com/attachments/819341692737945630/830641120303251466/Puro_dies.mp4

[cyan pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-meme-epic-embed-gif-19473600

[strong charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819341692737945630/830641120303251466/Puro_dies.mp4

Jesus won

Btw who's the little kid?

[cyan pewter]

You posted it why are u askin me

[strong charm]

Idk I thout you new bout that furry shit

[cyan pewter]

[strong charm]

Hold on imma make a meme

[cyan pewter]

[strong charm]

https://images.app.goo.gl/yXdF8Ws3PNJw3ueM8

https://images.app.goo.gl/yXdF8Ws3PNJw3ueM8

[cyan pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gypsy-crusader-caption-joker-meme-gif-20224902

[strong charm]

https://images.app.goo.gl/KDCSH6zHtyTNv6WK6

Fuck

[kind shore]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-gif-20019016

[cyan pewter]

[strong charm]

I'm gonna play Garvey now bye

[cyan pewter]

[strong charm]

Farcry

[floral patrol]

me

[open plume]

do you guys think this is cool?

[amber wagon]

the problem is

[open plume]

Yeah

The problem

[amber wagon]

image is so small

[open plume]

took me foreverrrrrrrr

[polar ingot]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeuUo7E5/ 🚫SPOILERS🚫

[open plume]

I ain't never seen a game with a better night sky

Every time

[polar ingot]

@open plume Its beutiful

The nature

[open plume]

1898 makes animals seem more like they're going extinct than 1899

[broken gate]

Have u played horizon zero dawn?

[open plume]

Heard of it but no

[broken gate]

Oo

Ok

[open plume]

Damn i just looked up photos

And i was not disappointed

[broken gate]

One of the best rpg games ive ever played

U should try it

Used to be a ps4 exclusive but its on pc now

https://youtu.be/McLk_G7jkzI

https://youtu.be/No1RhdPh9VU

[south onyx]

This micah dead body circa 1907

[amber wagon]

totally

[cyan pewter]

a wannabe

Sit down

[open plume]

oh

I see that

in a video

[open plume]

but these are not his weapons

[open plume]

argh

[valid breach]

DUTCH!

[open plume]

yes son

omg

I am really scared

[fallen sierra]

@open plume that's litterely just the thumbnail from this video lol https://youtu.be/g7zM8AHU7n0

[valid breach]

We ran out of milk

[open plume]

I know it's Otis miller and Jim boy calloways revolver

[valid breach]

@open plume

[open plume]

Yeah ik

I was talking about how u can play as them thru mods

[fallen sierra]

you got a timestamp of where they show the deadeye

or an image/video urself

i wanna see how it's different

[broken gate]

One is jim boy's one is otis millers'

[open plume]

It's not on that's video

I discovered it myself from a different mod

[open plume]

That just uses Arthur's dead eye

[valid breach]

He’s a rat!

[open plume]

He's not a rat

[valid breach]

Micah.. is a rat Dutch.

[open plume]

"I ain't no rat black lung"

"I'm a survivor"

[broken gate]

https://youtu.be/q2NbaAld_S0

[valid breach]

“I’m a survivor black lung!”

[blissful geyser]

this is god

[south plover]

so much toppo energy

[blissful geyser]

how dare you say top instead of toppo

[south plover]

sorry

[blissful geyser]

you should be

[south plover]

and i am

[lyric monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lridYPMBPXw

[late ember]

Guys please don't be racist

[loud bone]

jeez the compression

[ornate elm]

@charred axle for you mods ^

[loud bone]

yeah all northern irelanders are by definition and by default racist

[ornate elm]

@chrome hemlock remove @open plume warn

[chrome hemlock]

I do not know the context

[late ember]

Ahahahhah

[ornate elm]

lmao

[chrome hemlock]

Therefore I can not

[late ember]

How?

This makes no sense

[ornate elm]

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/?gclsrc=aw.ds&ds_rl=1289567&gclid=Cj0KCQjwpdqDBhCSARIsAEUJ0hNbgG5AVqLt8XOGCeMS-ADXlAdmdcIgAIuhpyAO-ipgHYiYsc3QGQsaAtKUEALw_wcB

[late ember]

Look at the context then lol

Not hard mate

[chrome hemlock]

No

[late ember]

Wow

[chrome hemlock]

I rather not

[late ember]

What a good mod

[ornate elm]

we were legit talking about the UK

[chrome hemlock]

I am great

[open plume]

Lmao
Warn me wrongly and then don't choose to look at context

[late ember]

No, you aren't

[loud bone]

Lol

[chrome hemlock]

I cant remove warns in the first place

[loud bone]

look at the context then

[ornate elm]

uhm yes u can? i know the bot you use

i use it on my server

[late ember]

Awful excuses dude

[chrome hemlock]

I lowkey don't have the perms lmao

[ornate elm]

mmm

[late ember]

Just own up and attempt to fix it

[chrome hemlock]

I didnt even warn him

Or her

[late ember]

But you are a mod

[ornate elm]

so

[chrome hemlock]

I woke up to this

[ornate elm]

but i mean u should ask someone to fix it then

[charred axle]

?

[chrome hemlock]

I am in the middle of a dentist appointment

[open plume]

I got warned for saying "We need someone from NI (clearly referring to Northern ireland) and then we have the whole UK in here" in a discussion about where we were all from

[late ember]

ok

[ornate elm]

a mod warned a guy for saying 'NI' when referring to northern ireland

[open plume]

Because I apparently said the n word

[ornate elm]

we were having a discussion about the UK

[charred axle]

alright alright lets work this out alright

listen to me

I need the person who got warned to contact modmail for me real quick

[open plume]

I have

[charred axle]

okay perfect I will go help you in a second

[open plume]

I've told them the context and the mods just haven't replied

[loud bone]

Then the mods said
"That is clearly a Rule 2 violation. Don't even come close to using offensive language on this server, that includes abbreviations. Context matters and no matter how much you complain that you didn't intend to use the 'N' word, you can't fool staff and nothing you say will convince us otherwise. Did you have any other questions for us today?"

[charred axle]

I need everyone else to drop the topic cuz it's a simple misunderstanding and I know how to fix it!

[open plume]

Ok

[late ember]

Ok

[ornate elm]

Ok

[loud bone]

Ok

ahhaha but you seriously need to have a word with the staff member

[ornate elm]

ye that's incredibly unfair modding

[open plume]

Just leave it
The mod will sort it from here

[undone flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442197449201942528/831892396844515328/video0_17-2.mp4

[ornate elm]

@ionic plover yesterday when giving more advice on my video u said to make the text smaller, how does this look?

[late ember]

I prefer that tbh

[gusty gyro]

So ur typing with ur mouth open?

While the dentist is cleaning ur teeth

[ionic plover]

That's great! Exactly what I was thinking!

[ornate elm]

sweet

ye now i do it i see that it looks a ton better lmao

[ionic plover]

Yeah, it isn't that big but otherwise I don't have any other "complaints"

[chrome hemlock]

I now have braces

Perfect

Speaking

[upbeat wharf]

@pliant rapids

[gusty gyro]

I got mine off 3 years ago

[chrome hemlock]

Good

[pliant rapids]

This is the most fucking cutest and saddest meme I've seen so far

[tired stone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmdCQ8B6bEI&t=24s

[past trench]

Rip the quality of the gif lol

[foggy canopy]

ye

[buoyant tangle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823029768148090880/831926302910447616/coffee_table.mov

[open plume]

@gusty gyro that is my compute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH822naplrI&pp=qAMBugMGCgJwdBAB

[gusty gyro]

well idk

how the hell am I supposed to fix it

[open plume]

i dont know

[gusty gyro]

exactly

so just leave it

do what you said earlier

sell it and buy a ps4

or go to a professional computer repair place and have it repaired

[tired stone]

i just bonk things a couple of times and it fixes them

or i fix it myself

because i like doing that

[gusty gyro]

i fixed our tv remote by slamming it against my knee

[tired stone]

infinite

we are alike

[gusty gyro]

yes?

lol

it works tho

[tired stone]

it does

like

if something breaks

the first thing i do is hit it

[gusty gyro]

it works a lot of times

[open plume]

https://youtu.be/P19r1LSNsiU

[gusty gyro]

especially if it's like a loose battery

or wires

[tired stone]

i mean

wiring isnt hard to fix

i swear

my black socks

get so much fucking lint

and i cant get it off

[gusty gyro]

rip

it always seems to happen to black too

[tired stone]

more noticable

[gusty gyro]

maybe

black and my light grey ones

[gusty gyro]

hi john

[gusty gyro]

lol

[south plover]

ion wanna click it

[gusty gyro]

im not clicking that

[south plover]

oh god

i clicked it

sweet jesus

[dense thunder]

oh the fuck

[south plover]

that is so nasty

THAT LIGHT

LMAO

[gusty gyro]

fucking hell

[buoyant tangle]

Wait...

What if you have more than one of those STDs?

Would it mix colors or just be one of them?

Or would it be dotted?

I NEED ANSWERS

[wheat rain]

it shifts colors like the video i bet

[south plover]

it lights up like a disco

[chrome hemlock]

LEDS

[broken gate]

John pussy

[gusty gyro]

jesus

[wind bluff]

less goooo

[pliant rapids]

Omfg lmao

[dense crown]

That’s the good stuff

[late ember]

class

[open plume]

Drowned in salt and vinegar

Bit of curry sauce

Canny beat it man

[late ember]

^^^^^

[open plume]

Top stuff

[dense crown]

With the wooden stick as a fork, amazing

[keen anchor]

Oh those ones

[open plume]

Yeah

[dense crown]

Not those McDonald ones

They’re cheap for a reason

[late ember]

them with scraps unbeatable

[open plume]

No that french fry pish either get that to fuck

[dense crown]

Yeah

If I was to get McDonald’s fries, I would look for the soft ones first and eat them

[late ember]

real chips that will clog your heart, those are the good ones

[dense crown]

Yes

[floral patrol]

Crunchy fries are the worst

[keen anchor]

It reminded me rustic potstoes for some reason

Lol

[late ember]

i may die in 4 years but it will have been worth it

[floral patrol]

I feel you

[dense crown]

There was this one time I had chips and they deadass had fucking holes in them they were that crunchy

[open plume]

Why did you had to do me like that? Fuck I'm hungry

[keen anchor]

Stick to 5, that's what david bowie promised

[open plume]

@floral patrol if people from the UK started running chip shops in the us yous would like us a lot more

[late ember]

look what happened to him

im built different

[dense crown]

Marcos is next to the harbour aswell, even better

[floral patrol]

Probably.... everything is just cholesterol and calories here

[open plume]

Murica!

[keen anchor]

Ok im really gotta go to sleep now

[wooden chasm]

I like crunchy fries/chips that are warm and gooey on the inside

steak fries

[open plume]

Deep fry everything fr

[floral patrol]

I'm gonna die before I'm 23 (raises my chances because I live in Florida)

[wooden chasm]

hell yea deep fried Mars Bar

[open plume]

Tbf scotland isn't much better for deep frying shit

[wooden chasm]

Deep Fried Stick of Butter

[open plume]

We invented the deep fried mars bar

[keen anchor]

Or i'll hsve to live on analgetics whole morning

[open plume]

That was ours 😡

[dense crown]

We have fish called Smokey’s and they are really good

[floral patrol]

Used to have this Canadian boyfriend that shipped me some candy, that shit was awful 💀

[keen anchor]

I have a jeadache if i wake up after noon

For some reason

[open plume]

Arbroath smokeys>>>>

[wooden chasm]

lol

[open plume]

Name?

[keen anchor]

Goodnight

[dense crown]

Shit I said too much about where I live goddamn it

[floral patrol]

No idea... he just threw a bunch of candy in a bag

[late ember]

not hard tbf

[open plume]

Goddamn

[late ember]

scotland is like 3 miles wide

[open plume]

Hahaha most of my family live up there so I'm there a lot

[floral patrol]

Night friend

[open plume]

Good night

[dense crown]

Have you heard of skooby snax? They sell some good food for cheap prices like good chips, good fish and all that. It’s in mayfield Terrence

They also sell baked potatoes

Just wanted to let you know

[open plume]

Sounds like it's worth it... brb guys imma go travel

[dense crown]

Lol okay have fun in rain

[floral patrol]

You mean like Scooby Doo

[dense crown]

No...

Just search it on google

[late ember]

nah different one mate

[open plume]

Nah, I live on the ather side of arbroath to Mayfield @dense crown

Well

I dont live

But I stay on the other side of arbrosth

[dense crown]

Oh okay

[floral patrol]

Is it supposed to be candy or what

[dense crown]

My grandfather used to own a hospital used ages ago, it’s massive and it was his home

He planned on moving out but couldn’t because of covid19

He’s like 89 or something

And he’s generous enough to buy my chips sometimes....

Best grandad

[floral patrol]

Oh nvm I think it's weed

Looollll

[dense crown]

I-

Ah yes Skooby Snax just screams weed to me

[floral patrol]

IT SAYS KUSH

Isn't kush weed

[dense crown]

What?

[floral patrol]

I looked it up man

[dense crown]

Are you on weed?

[floral patrol]

Nvm it's spelled with a C and not a K

[late ember]

where does it say kush lol

[floral patrol]

The Skooby Snax thing.... there's a weed brand called that

That's why I asked

[dense crown]

Ah yes, this is weed

[late ember]

yeah thats spelt scooby snacks mate

skooby snax is that

[floral patrol]

THIS IS WHAT I MENAT

[late ember]

i mean fair enough then

[floral patrol]

I'm not crazy okay..

[dense crown]

Well I’ll be damned....

[late ember]

vindication

[dense crown]

I always knew he was on drugs

[storm basalt]

Please no drugs here

[floral patrol]

I legitimately thought you two were talking about weed

[late ember]

or what

i will drugs where i want

here

there

[storm basalt]

🤣

[late ember]

everywhere

cant be stopped

[dense crown]

I’ll do drugs in Tesco if I have too

[storm basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bet-calling-snitch-im-telling-snitching-gif-11886766

[floral patrol]

Don't get the wrong idea I'm not a druggie I just misunderstood something I promis

[late ember]

https://tenor.com/view/tesco-gif-13706722

[storm basalt]

I'm joking 🙃 idc lol

[floral patrol]

😅

[dense crown]

https://tenor.com/view/tesco-tesco-my-beloved-i-love-tesco-tescos-british-people-gif-20821098

[late ember]

https://tenor.com/view/tesco-tesco-my-beloved-tescos-are-poggers-tesco-love-british-gif-20821129

[dense crown]

This is general media and we’re talking about drugs and Tesco...

[open plume]

This....

[late ember]

exactly

perfect place

[storm basalt]

Wtf is tesco!?

[open plume]

This is beautiful

[late ember]

get out

[open plume]

W H A T

[dense crown]

I- it’s amazing friend....

[late ember]

there are rumours

of a big tesco

[dense crown]

It’s the very thing besides from Morrison’s keeping me alive

In Dundee

[open plume]

Small Tesco
Medium Sized Tesco
Big Tesco

[dense crown]

In arbroath there’s this medium sized Tesco

[open plume]

I've been

It's quite big for a medium sized tesco

[dense crown]

I know

[storm basalt]

We have cosco not tesco

[late ember]

no

it

its not the same

tesco isnt just a shop

its an experience

[open plume]

Tesco is a lifestyle

[dense crown]

No dear friend.... Tesco is an experience far beyond any drug you have ever and will ever take

[open plume]

Third largest retailer on the world

I gotta hand it to ya...

[dense crown]

In my heart it’s the first

[open plume]

Real good shit

Robbed of first tbh

[late ember]

the feeling when those doors kind of half open and you awkwardly stutter cant be matched by any other shop

[dense crown]

Yeah lmao

That happened to me once

[open plume]

Accurate

[dense crown]

The door opened just barely enough for me to get out

[late ember]

shouldve stayed

it was calling you

[dense crown]

It was... and I blew it

[open plume]

Why would you want to leav?

[dense crown]

If only I stayed I could’ve gotten a discount for being trapped or something

[open plume]

Lol maybes

[late ember]

50k clubcard poimts

spend it on cocaine and prostitutes

[open plume]

Please place your items, in the bagging area.

[dense crown]

Please scan your Tesco club card

[floral patrol]

This is so funny 💀

[open plume]

God my love for Tesco's is bigger than for a girl

This can now be placed in your bag.

[dense crown]

I accidentally doesn’t scan a pack of chewing gum once....

[floral patrol]

Is Tesco really that amazing

[late ember]

criminal

[dense crown]

Yes.

[floral patrol]

Might have to book a trip to the UK

[late ember]

did they taze you

[open plume]

Yes no doubt about it

[dense crown]

No I just walked out

[open plume]

Unexpected item in the bagging area!

[dense crown]

Bro the scanner like barely ever works you have to do it a couple times

Just to scan a single item

[open plume]

Please take your change

[open plume]

Fucking accurate.... scanner is such a bitch

[dense crown]

I like how they give you 5 pound in change in coins.... you could’ve given me a 5 pound note

[dense crown]

Yup, it’s tough times waiting awkwardly with your hand hovering over the scanner waiting for it to scan only to realise the code wasn’t there and is on the side of the bottle when it should be at the bottom....

[open plume]

The tesco workers are such twats man honestly they get so annoyed at you

[late ember]

they get pissed when they have to do their job

[dense crown]

There’s a person I know who works at the Arbroath Tesco

[late ember]

lol

[open plume]

I'll stand in the fucking aisle for 2 seconds to tie my lace and they'll be like "could you move along please youre blocking the aisle" fuck up man there's nobody in the shop

[dense crown]

Lmao

This one time I was standing at the bread part of the shop (as you do) then a worker said I’m blocking a part of the shop.

Like._.

[late ember]

anyway gn lads

[dense crown]

Goodnight

[open plume]

The employees at Tescos fucking love me bro... idk I usually go there two/three times a week

[open plume]

Gm

I mean

Gn

[dense crown]

I’m jealous of you

This whole conversation I’ve been playing rdr2

On the pause menu

[open plume]

Yeah they tease me almost about anything. Its amazing

[dense crown]

This one time a junkie told me to “watch my back”, I was kinda freaked out but he walked away after that

[open plume]

I hate junkies

Jesus Christ. Paranoid?

Wish there was a batman that just cut about battering junkies

[dense crown]

There’s also been a rise of “chavs” or “road men” that’s the only name I have for them in my street, very annoying when you’re skateboarding and a group of 5 chavs walk up to you

[hard apex]

I just shot the guns out of the butchers creek peoples hands

Like in van horn

[dense crown]

Okay

[floral patrol]

Why you killing those poor people anyway

They don't have much

[dense crown]

Dude Arthur is literally dying walking down stairs

[hard apex]

I didn’t, I shot the guns oit of their hands and they dis aggroed

Nobody died

[dense crown]

Arthur is gasping for air

[hard apex]

Chapter?

[dense crown]

While standing still....

6

I know what happens

I’ve finished the story already

[floral patrol]

It's all Strauss' fault

[dense crown]

Yeah

[hard apex]

Well

[dense crown]

I should’ve killed the fucking “herr prick” but you can’t

[hard apex]

His first interaction was at the bar fight and he coughed on Arthur

He broke up the fight

[dense crown]

No that’s not how he got TB

[floral patrol]

That's not what gave him the TB though

[dense crown]

He got it from Thomas downess

[open plume]

I mean he did cover his cough kind of

If guarma didnt happen arthur would've lived longer btw

[dense crown]

I’m on my second to last mission as Arthur... free Abigail

[open plume]

My boi didn't have to get sunburned like that

[floral patrol]

Really wish Micah or Bill got shot instead of Sean at Rhodes (no offense)

[hard apex]

Not a single mango

[dense crown]

You know it’s sad when Milton’s men can’t fight a dying sick man

[open plume]

And when micah needs dutch to save him against a man on his final breaths

[hard apex]

I wish Arthur beat Micah up more

[dense crown]

Yeah

Wait no-

I’m Micah goddamn it

[hard apex]

Was about to say

[dense crown]

Bro he is literally gasping for air and coughing while shooting a gun.

At least he’ll die facing west where the sun shines...

I always forget Milton has hair...

Gonna have a wee chat with Micah

[dense crown]

Aww thanks cowpoke

[floral patrol]

[dense crown]

Goddamn arthur has jaundice

His eyes are yellow and red

God no

I’m getting my tissues ready

Here comes the sad song

[tired stone]

what

[dense crown]

Arthur’s last ride

That’s the way it is -Daniel Lanois

Arthur’s beard is mega big

Goddamn why is it so sad

[open plume]

See the fire in your eyes is so underrated fr

One of the best soundtracks on the game

[dense crown]

I spent 80+ hours with Arthur in the second play through and it’s all coming to an end

I’ve spent at least 200 hours in this game, or 180

I’m glad I got high honour

“That’s the way it is”

[floral patrol]

i've done high honor playthroughs both times i played it

might do a low honor one even if it hurts

[dense crown]

I did the lowest honour first time, I wish I didn’t

Micah kills you

Wait shit

[floral patrol]

yeahh i know :(

[dense crown]

Eh you probably already got it spoilt

[floral patrol]

luckily i had a friend that told me about the honor system

[dense crown]

I knew the ending before I played the game, I still cried

[floral patrol]

before i started playing

first thing i did once i got in valentine was bathe

[dense crown]

Bro the people talking are so sad

[floral patrol]

ya ikr rdr2 has made me cry a lot

[dense crown]

Yeah....

I’ve not even got to him dying yet and I’m still sad from the Arthur’s last ride song

I’ve finished it before, I wish I could forget about rdr2 and play it again for the first time

I’m at camp

[floral patrol]

i wish it would stay the stay as it was in chapter 2

[cyan pewter]

dont do missions and it can

[dense crown]

Damn you black lung

He’s lyyyying Dutch

He’s sick Dutch

[cyan pewter]

[floral patrol]

really wish arthur coughed on micah

[dense crown]

My shoulder is in pain but I’m still playing this game

And he would say “why did you cough on me?” And then Arthur would say “nothing black lung”

[floral patrol]

lollll

get tb'd

[dense crown]

That would be cool though

[open plume]

He couldve. But arthur was only a carrier of the TB until guarma

[dense crown]

what-

[open plume]

Where he had heat exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and exhaustion

[dense crown]

He could still transmit it though

[open plume]

And the environment of guarma was hot and wet

Perfect to where tb thrives

[dense crown]

True

[open plume]

Which accelerated the tb

Tb can lie dormant for years

Micah could well have had tb

It was just in early stages

But we don't know where he went before mount hagen

[dense crown]

So could everyone in the camp, Arthur talked to each of them transmitting the virus

[open plume]

But he was never as close to any of them

[open plume]

Spitting/coughing/getting blood in their face etc

[dense crown]

My horse is now dead....

[floral patrol]

what breed was it

[dense crown]

Idk it was a random one I stole when my Tennessee Walker died

[wooden chasm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdExxcRrC9g&ab_channel=zefrank1

[dense crown]

It’s white with brown spots

Blue eyes

[floral patrol]

appaloosa?

[dense crown]

Yeah I think

Arthur is staying with his horse

[open plume]

Arthur was only a carrier until Guarma, where he dealt with extreme dehydration, heat exhaustion, starvation, and beatings. His immune system collapsed and the Tuberculosis ran rampant. He progressed to stage 5 TB with liquid tubercles in his lungs, not every TB victim gets nearly so ill.

Micah wasn't exposed until after Guarma, and even if he DID pick it up, it would likely lay latent until he suffered some trauma.
Micah could well have died with tb in his bloodstream , his immune system just wasn't as compromised as arthurs

[floral patrol]

i love appaloosas they're my favorite

[dense crown]

No it had bigger spots

[floral patrol]

ahh

[dense crown]

And it’s more grey than white

Oh no... Arthur’s pushed as much as he can

[dense crown]

It would mean a lot to me...

Go...

[floral patrol]

that scene is so sad

[dense crown]

Yeah... he takes off his hat and you can get a better view at the state he’s in, eyes red and yellow and all that

I have 3D headphones making it even more of an epic battle against a dying man and an army

Micah jumped me....

All there is... winning... and loosing

[floral patrol]

murder micah

[dense crown]

Mother fucker is on the ground passed out

I thought you can’t kill him

I just picked up the gun....

Bruh this was easy

I thought he always

Oh-

Fuck

He wasn’t passed out

And Dutch just stood on my hand

[floral patrol]

greasy shit

[dense crown]

Dutch what the fuck are you doing

He’s a rat

You know it, and I know it

He’s sick, he’s dying

He’s talking crazy

I gave you all I had

I did...

These lines are so sad

Besides from micah’s lines

Here comes the saddest song

May I stand unshaken

Amidst, amidst a world

[south plover]

cute

[dense crown]

Goddamn it’s so sad

He died facing west, he way he wanted to die

It’s sad even though it’s my second time playing

I just got deodorant in my eye

[tired stone]

unfortunate

[dense crown]

Went to spray and the sprayer was facing my eye

Stings like a bitch

[floral patrol]

dude sometimes i just lay in my bed and think about rdr2

[dense crown]

Me too

Or skateboarding

I just flushed out my eyes to get rid of deodorant I my eye

[gusty gyro]

oh shit

[gusty gyro]

rip

[dense crown]

Apparently I should expect eye burns and tears (apparently they don’t hurt)

Eye burns is just the white part of the eye going red

And tears is just microscopic rips in the eye I think

I can feel my eye

It’s tingling

[gusty gyro]

what?

no

[dense crown]

what?

That’s what people told me

[gusty gyro]

no they aren't

[dense crown]

Not the water

[chrome hemlock]

Wtf

[gusty gyro]

my reaction exactly

[chrome hemlock]

Yes

[open plume]

Jesus fucking Christ, scared the shit out of me. 🤣

[clear badge]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadpan @open plume

This is dry humor

GTA humor is over the top

I don’t like it

[open plume]

at least I

like it

I think it would be cool for a gta 6 like this, because even if I like the way of GTA 5, it would satisfy most fans, after all there is a "richa" between the fans of 5 and 4

Although I prefer the current way of humor above all

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/frango-andando-frango-assado-andando-frango-andando-de-boas-frango-shitpost-frango144p-gif-21145483

[gusty gyro]

based

[eager crater]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-league-rlcs-flip-reset-epic-games-fortnite-gif-20226312

[gusty gyro]

oh no